This is Actually the Worst Game of the Year

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Boris-lq8fs
    @Boris-lq8fs Год назад +37488

    It's actually impressive how the devs made a game where you play as King Kong and they designed the worldspace to make it feel like you're just a regular sized gorilla

    • @ithewho6603
      @ithewho6603 Год назад +4251

      Not even regular sized. It looks tiny on some parts.

    • @tikkng
      @tikkng Год назад +2993

      ...its not just a regular gorilla? i thought at the end he would turn big or something lmfao

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 Год назад +2535

      Your comment made me realize that this is supposed to be king kong and not donkey kong

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 Год назад +516

      Exactly. From what I remember from the movie, the trees and stuff were normal sized.

    • @ZeroXSEED
      @ZeroXSEED Год назад

      It was the weight and motion. Monster hunter managed to make small looks big and heavy, and big things looks absolutely enormous. It's because the environment respond to monsters. The environment is WEAK. Show it!
      In this game, you're a giant ape that somehow at the mercy of environment instead. What a chod.

  • @asdffdsa8885
    @asdffdsa8885 Год назад +5873

    This entire game looks like an out-of-bounds area that you're not supposed to see

  • @AndreAlessiCastro
    @AndreAlessiCastro Год назад +5674

    imagine having a king kong game, but you're just playing a regular-sized gorilla simulator that for some reason knows kong-fu

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Год назад +172

      King-Chun

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +121

      Clearly a bunch of people who have never heard of King Kong made this game and had to guess what he is

    • @syleedlibra0712
      @syleedlibra0712 Год назад +85

      This king kong legit just has DK's moveset from smash slapped into it

    • @Geneolgia
      @Geneolgia Год назад +27

      Kung Fu Kong sounds like a silly but fun idea for a game, shame they messed everything about this game.

    • @abikarizma3826
      @abikarizma3826 Год назад +15

      Everybody is Kung Fu fighting 🎶

  • @gardnereric10
    @gardnereric10 Год назад +1271

    They really flipped the script by making your health bar green and stamina bar red.

    • @tfcbioshock
      @tfcbioshock Год назад +76

      Ingenuity at its finest

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor Год назад +54

      True innovation

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 7 месяцев назад +6

      Elder Scrolls Daggerfall type beat

    • @seanghh726
      @seanghh726 6 месяцев назад +1

      makes sense

    • @ggaccentc
      @ggaccentc 2 месяца назад

      Insane

  • @The_Pikaboi
    @The_Pikaboi Год назад +10834

    This game would be a masterpiece if the enemies were balloons and you could throw darts at them

    • @cirocamoletto03
      @cirocamoletto03 Год назад +333

      KKTD6

    • @warcraftlake7
      @warcraftlake7 Год назад +323

      Super dart monkey getting a king kong upgrade when?

    • @ninthee7113
      @ninthee7113 Год назад +98

      i dont have enough skill points to upgrade to triple darts 😔

    • @HenryTheCringeGuy
      @HenryTheCringeGuy Год назад +46

      you forgot a blimp and a literal god

    • @StickyCat398
      @StickyCat398 Год назад +98

      Don’t insult BTD6, a genuine masterpiece, by comparing it to whatever this shit is

  • @Kindfifth
    @Kindfifth Год назад +4013

    The fact that king Kong is only a few feet larger than a small bird is already a masterpiece

    • @lemonad836
      @lemonad836 Год назад +90

      those are terror bird, which were around 7 feet tall, so king kong is like what? less than 20 feet at best?

    • @christosdoesthings
      @christosdoesthings Год назад +14

      @@lemonad836 Arent the biggest ones like 10 feet?

    • @ItsGiantCookie
      @ItsGiantCookie Год назад +31

      ⁠@@lemonad836i believe his size in the movies was about 45 meters, not sure how much that is in feet, still, the difference to the game is baffling

    • @G4rfield
      @G4rfield Год назад +1

      @@lemonad836nah he was absolutely massive

    • @LordDeathAku
      @LordDeathAku Год назад +17

      That's not king Kong its just a random gorilla

  • @trackertom
    @trackertom Год назад +751

    If this was someone's first solo project I would be impressed. The fact a studio developed this is seriously embarrassing.

    • @krishvids608
      @krishvids608 4 месяца назад +5

      I genuinely thought it was an overly ambitious project and indie developer fumbled badly but I can barely believe a studio made this 💀

  • @insanerambling
    @insanerambling Год назад +2872

    This looks like a game you'd get for free when you buy cereal

    • @LowTierFallout
      @LowTierFallout Год назад +33

      Chex quest negs

    • @lordofsandvich3630
      @lordofsandvich3630 Год назад +40

      could have sworn they were better

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste Год назад +23

      Dude, i remember getting Crazy taxi and Starsky & Hutch when i was young, these games were fire, far better than this !

    • @anon3631
      @anon3631 Год назад +26

      But those games were actually good.

    • @checkmarkdatter1785
      @checkmarkdatter1785 Год назад +1

      Amazon Trail babyy

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ Год назад +3253

    They really asked themselves, “How can we get attention for our game?” and the answer they came up with was “Make it worse than Gollum.”

    • @ariwanrz9140
      @ariwanrz9140 Год назад +33

      Pretty effective i'd say

    • @MutedAndReported3032
      @MutedAndReported3032 Год назад +1

      King Kong is Obi-Wan’s nephew?

    • @extrage3061
      @extrage3061 Год назад

      @@MutedAndReported3032 Hey.. Obi wan was actually a good series I liked it, like it maybe wasn't amazing but it wasn't bad either.

    • @Tony_Baloney_69420
      @Tony_Baloney_69420 Год назад +4

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @Shinglez_
      @Shinglez_ Год назад +1

      @@extrage3061i was so hyped for it and fucking hated it

  • @robsolf
    @robsolf Год назад +4244

    I'll never quite understand why game developers make massive characters look normal sized. Kong seriously looks about 4 foot tall.

    • @fartexplosion4480
      @fartexplosion4480 Год назад +225

      Kong's code was probably ripped straight from one of their other games

    • @SillyBilly456.
      @SillyBilly456. Год назад +131

      I think the game devs were gorillas, not sure tho...

    • @pigflatus7434
      @pigflatus7434 Год назад +104

      It’s really hard to get that kind of scale right. Armored Core gets scale like that right but it still looks super goofy because instead of your mech looking massive, buildings just look like tiny dollhouses to me.

    • @johnathangiesler3869
      @johnathangiesler3869 Год назад +57

      The flowers are half his height

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo Год назад +11

      foot?
      americans really don't know how to measure height huh

  • @9amlol
    @9amlol Год назад +3351

    This looks like the type of game you’d play at the dentist office before your appointment as a kid

    • @kuraibaka9771
      @kuraibaka9771 Год назад +104

      My dentist had Mario Kart

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 Год назад +76

      @@kuraibaka9771 I used to go to a hair salon that allowed you to play LEGO Batman while getting a cut

    • @DudeAwesome912
      @DudeAwesome912 Год назад +49

      Come now, that’s an insult to the dentist office.
      One I went to went to when I was little I played Super Monkey Ball & another one had Battle for Bikini Bottom.

    • @leonardobuesst4247
      @leonardobuesst4247 Год назад +31

      My dentist had God of War 💀💀

    • @OD_Plays
      @OD_Plays Год назад +3

      Bruh i remember that shit back in the day my dentist had ps2 lined up

  • @georgewashington1581
    @georgewashington1581 Год назад +1040

    My favorite thing about this game is the $15 DLC that is literally just 8 different filters you can put over the gameplay. Absolutely gorgeous.

    • @ahmadkhairul337
      @ahmadkhairul337 Год назад +125

      They have dlc? Like you're actually not joking?

    • @regretgames5580
      @regretgames5580 Год назад +89

      ​@@ahmadkhairul337They are dead serious

    • @kgmc29
      @kgmc29 Год назад +10

      Holy hell

    • @SwordfighterRed
      @SwordfighterRed Год назад +32

      Peak modern AAA gaming.

    • @jaegerwhatifs4679
      @jaegerwhatifs4679 Год назад +21

      @@SwordfighterRed This isn't a triple A game. The best way to tell is by seeing if it has a battlepass :)

  • @victorthebard240
    @victorthebard240 Год назад +4063

    For people who are curious, this game has been developped by IguanaBee, a small studio that has made about 5 games that clearly are not anywhere near what you would call "AAA" titles (more on the side of mobile games actually). And it has been published by GameMill, a publishing company that base their economic model on selling licence games for the sake of generating profit.
    From my understanding as a junior artist who has worked in a similar type of games studio here in France, under greedy publisher, you can be sure it's basically a command...
    The publisher say "hey can you make that soulless game idea about King Kong that no one asked for? Here's some money." and the studio accept because they need it to grow as a company to actually make their own passion games, then they may have about one year to finish it, with a team mostly composed of interns and people who do not always have the experience on next-gen games (working with open areas, bigger scope, ...) and they send it to the publisher, who sells it for 40 bucks, which we can all agree, is absolutely shameful and outrageous...
    So yeah, this side of the gaming industry really sucks, and I do hope it gets better.

    • @doubledog5187
      @doubledog5187 Год назад +279

      Thank you for clarifying and adding a bit more background to these kinds of situations for these kinds of games.

    • @MegaMiquelon
      @MegaMiquelon Год назад +107

      that's nice insight. Thanks for the story

    • @zenksren8206
      @zenksren8206 Год назад +21

      Was that French publisher Microids by any chance?

    • @victorthebard240
      @victorthebard240 Год назад

      @@zenksren8206 Yup that's the one!

    • @sudanemamimikiki1527
      @sudanemamimikiki1527 Год назад +74

      from personal experience, this game could also be a case of "i know we only have 2 coders and like one and a half artists on our team, but im pretty sure we can develop a functioning mmo rpg pvp pve crafting base building and exploration game with a gripping storyline with the budget of 500 euros and 3 months development time!"

  • @sparrow_solas
    @sparrow_solas Год назад +2615

    I love how they thought of every speedrun strat to patch out, but couldn't even be fucked to put a dot on a map

    • @Agueroooo
      @Agueroooo Год назад +189

      The funny thing is that could’ve been the one redeeming quality of this game. Maybe if it was $3 and had a bunch of speed run potential it wouldn’t be that bad.

    • @pootzmagootz
      @pootzmagootz Год назад +63

      Damn the bots are getting about as uncreative as these developers

    • @daniellourenco2651
      @daniellourenco2651 Год назад +8

      @@pootzmagootzahahahah

    • @FaeAvalon
      @FaeAvalon Год назад +23

      Wtf kinda bot comment is that anyway? 💀 Is that supposed to attract me to your content? 😂

    • @pootzmagootz
      @pootzmagootz Год назад +13

      @@FaeAvalon well they said it was "superior content," so they can't possibly be lying 🤷‍♂️

  • @AzoreMusic
    @AzoreMusic Год назад +4120

    You know the game is going to be a masterpiece when there is no intro, no cutscenes or anything, and the game just drops you right in.

    • @trocoplaytv1254
      @trocoplaytv1254 Год назад +81

      Lmao to be fair if you have amnesia in the story or something akin to that it would make sense to do that. Buuuut yeahhh..... not the case here.

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 Год назад +13

      Isn’t that kinda the standard for most AAA games now?

    • @rejected260
      @rejected260 Год назад +54

      well not really the case there is some backstory cutscene which as not shown in the vid but yea still dose not make the game any better

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi Год назад +4

      @@trocoplaytv1254yeah, also if kong was doing some kind of dark descent it couldve worked

    • @trocoplaytv1254
      @trocoplaytv1254 Год назад

      @MrZachebi I actually meant in general not with this specific game , but yeah exactly man good point

  • @philippemontambault1494
    @philippemontambault1494 Год назад +408

    This could genuinely be a 2007 wii game you’d find at costco next to the hunting game that comes with a plastic rifle to fit in the remote

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus Год назад +32

      Now THIS is a spot on description. It would be sitting in a 4 dollar walmart bargain bin right next to Wii Ultimate Duck Hunting.

    • @grthjryrd7552
      @grthjryrd7552 Год назад +3

      Now THIS is reddit like!!!! Edit: thank for updoodles

    • @mikehawk6918
      @mikehawk6918 11 месяцев назад

      @@grthjryrd7552 Now THIS is like reddit!!!! Edit: thank for updoodles

    • @Kjorf2009
      @Kjorf2009 9 месяцев назад +1

      nah bro wii games are better

  • @papayer
    @papayer Год назад +1070

    'there's invisible walls even out of bounds'
    this game came straight from hell

  • @Drequan
    @Drequan Год назад +4695

    it's crazy how we can't go one year without a game like this ☠️

    • @LalaRojas-jd5rc
      @LalaRojas-jd5rc Год назад +211

      It's like there's a secret competition on who can make the worst game.

    • @Drequan
      @Drequan Год назад +8

      @@LalaRojas-jd5rc lmao yea

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Год назад +49

      Bro why so many bots here? Is Penguinz0 going to make a video about these recent spam bots or not?

    • @WhaleHurricane
      @WhaleHurricane Год назад +14

      Prepare for the bots 🤖

    • @Kubaadamiec
      @Kubaadamiec Год назад +7

      @@untitled789 allahu akbar

  • @jr-bh5rm
    @jr-bh5rm Год назад +837

    i love how they made kingkong look and feel like a regular sized gorilla.

    • @IbzOmite
      @IbzOmite Год назад +15

      I thought that he would have gone big at the end of the game

    • @SasquaDash
      @SasquaDash Год назад +2

      To be fair, he's meant to be based on the original King Kong who was roughly 18-24ft tall as opposed to the modern MonsterVerse Kong who's over 300ft tall. Unfortunately the game doesn't give a good sense of scale and they made the environment and enemies way too big, so he ends up looking tiny as a result.

    • @literal_otaku
      @literal_otaku Год назад +13

      ​@@SasquaDash18-24 feet is still pretty damn tall.
      He looks roughly 5'4" in this.

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 Год назад

      ​@@literal_otakuhe looks shorter than charlie

    • @Brandon-br7tc
      @Brandon-br7tc Год назад +1

      ⁠@@DONKFORTRESS6956 Yeah but Charlie is tall as hell bro. He’s a whopping 5’6, or in other words, 5 miles and 6 kilometers tall. So I don’t think we should be too harsh on the Kong for that.

  • @thespinodino
    @thespinodino Год назад +382

    Fun fact: That dinosaur on the loading screen for a moment (I don't know if it shows up later because I haven't played it and I haven't watched that far into the video yet) is basically *directly* ripped from an unused concept for Jurassic World. For those who don't know, Jurassic World (then called Jurassic Park IV) was originally going to feature a fictional newly discovered dinosaur called the Malusaurus as the main dinosaur antagonist before it was replaced with the hybrid dinosaur Indominus Rex, and it's essentially a one-to-one match. The nose crest, small sail with spikes on the top and sides, long arms, quills on the neck, it's all there. Even the patterning is similar, with the stripes and red on the head. I guess Universal technically legally owns the design since they own both Jurassic World and King Kong at the moment, but come on.

    • @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015
      @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 Год назад +11

      I know nothing about this sort of stuff, but I'd assume that if the design was for a fictional dinosaur, and was never actually used in the film, that nothing could be done about others ripping off the design? I mean they could just say it's a huge coincidence or something.

    • @hesoyam881
      @hesoyam881 Год назад +15

      @@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 a fictional design would in most cases be an original design by the studio/company so they would still have rights to it despite not releasing it. they can use it in concept art showcases for example

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Год назад

      Would've been better than the I Rex honestly

    • @ayuadabu-roomisantana2765
      @ayuadabu-roomisantana2765 Год назад

      That's pretty much what I was thinking

    • @dethmaul
      @dethmaul 11 месяцев назад

      The death runner names sync up too kinda. Alpha, beta?

  • @skybellrock
    @skybellrock Год назад +197

    The worst part of all this is how mismatched all the colors are. There is no harmony. Bushes are so off in hue that they stick out like eye-sores, the mountains blue is also a completely different color palett tone than most of the greens used. They really went out of their way to mismatch the colors.

  • @juances
    @juances Год назад +937

    A bunch of people had to sit in a meeting room, stare at each other and say "yep, we need to charge $40 for this" all without bursting into laughter.

    • @sgtbignuggs
      @sgtbignuggs Год назад +90

      They definitely burst into laughter.

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 Год назад +39

      thats their business model, shitting out overpriced mediocre license games in hopes of someone buying it because of the name alone.

    • @davidschmidt2081
      @davidschmidt2081 Год назад +6

      I would've laughed into burster. Right in their faces.

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 Год назад +8

      I would laugh because of how much money we would make and stamp approval immideatly

    • @MachMultiple
      @MachMultiple Год назад +1

      Imagine selling a game for twice the games budget

  • @TheMuseLuci
    @TheMuseLuci Год назад +1461

    this looks like the first game you're assigned to make in your first class of game design. like, a basic character that navigate an environment and can interact with things.

    • @ThisAinThatMetro
      @ThisAinThatMetro Год назад +40

      Damn a lot of entry level designers should be making $40 per copy

    • @hashharith8479
      @hashharith8479 Год назад +26

      As a game design student myself, yes.

    • @nikkiboy1
      @nikkiboy1 Год назад +17

      As a final year game design student, Yes... I remember doing that exact premise for my level design unit where the character can interact with the environment / some poorly scripted AI's

    • @ghostlypenguin4417
      @ghostlypenguin4417 Год назад +4

      Yeah, you're exactly correct.

    • @jacobmoretz3243
      @jacobmoretz3243 Год назад +4

      Not even design classes, I made a better game in one of those game design CDs they would occasionally sell for 10 bucks at a scholastic book fair.

  • @brothbrother1525
    @brothbrother1525 Год назад +83

    "Is this on in 64?"
    "No, this just came out today." 💀

  • @megadubstepxd9462
    @megadubstepxd9462 Год назад +2422

    The story of gollum is actually quite a sad one, the studio actually made quite a few cool games, point and click adventures, still beyond me why they where tasked with a thrid person gollum game.

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies Год назад +197

      Yeah I agree! Also not to be tht guy but people are allowed to fail at making things good, that’s just art!
      I mean they shouldn’t be charging that much for it but I don’t think it’s a bad thing to fail at something. Especially when like you said the company was not used to making those types of games

    • @himmelektronik
      @himmelektronik Год назад +115

      @@RaspBerryPies yeah and they probably had no say in the pricing either :/

    • @megadubstepxd9462
      @megadubstepxd9462 Год назад +81

      @@trashmix2184 yeah, absolutely stupid that they where tasked with that, but guess they had to do something, as point and click adventures don't really sell anymore.

    • @jaegarbombs7297
      @jaegarbombs7297 Год назад +2

      Was the game actually canon

    • @megadubstepxd9462
      @megadubstepxd9462 Год назад +8

      @@jaegarbombs7297 I don't think any video game of a franchise is Canon, they might do call backs to the story but other than that I would say no but idk correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Год назад +1190

    Imagine trying to do a glitchless speedrun of this game, absolutely impossible

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 Год назад +68

      Attempts to jump on rock
      *ok that's our 37th attempt*

    • @Niko-bz3df
      @Niko-bz3df Год назад

      ​@@charlespanache7047 Underrated comment under a comment

    • @da-enemy-AC-130-above
      @da-enemy-AC-130-above 6 месяцев назад +1

      New speedrun category unlocked:

    • @jackiele8311
      @jackiele8311 4 месяца назад

      Okay guys, today- annnnd we already failed.

  • @raider360X_sot
    @raider360X_sot Год назад +727

    The silence when the developers showed their final product to the producers must have been deafening

    • @Salok_z
      @Salok_z Год назад +23

      king kong is free to use, there were no producers only a small team trying to make some money out of the rights

    • @ImTheWarlock64
      @ImTheWarlock64 Год назад

      He means the publisher, like sony, nintendo or steam that sometimes put time and money on indie games and advertise them in their social media and others plattaforms@@Salok_z

    • @MrCobalt
      @MrCobalt Год назад +19

      Doubt it. This was published by Gamemill, the same folks that were more than happy to present Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing to the world. "YOU ARE WIN!"

    • @zag5434
      @zag5434 Год назад +5

      @@MrCobaltI didn’t know those guys were still in business, but I’m not surprised to hear they made this game too

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi Год назад +1

      Producers reaction like 14:20

  • @juliappoki
    @juliappoki Год назад +77

    4:24 "The soundtrack right now sounds like Courage the Cowardly Dog when he gets an idea." LMAO

  • @matthewpaddon3895
    @matthewpaddon3895 Год назад +753

    It's wild that a game from 2005 featuring Kong was miles better than whatever this is. And that was a movie adaptation too. 'Peter Jackson's King Kong' absolutely slapped!

    • @axelmauritzon3098
      @axelmauritzon3098 Год назад +45

      That shit was straight fire! Re-played it a year back after finding it in the attic simply for nostalgia but it's still surprisingly good

    • @MoonThuli
      @MoonThuli Год назад +35

      I miss all those movie adaptation games. Like I enjoyed hogwarts legacy but I would rather just have a new game that lets you play through the films. Lego are the only ones who still make those sorts of games.

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 Год назад +8

      That game slaps fr. Really scary when I played it as a kid, especially the dinosaur levels

    • @impulse5283
      @impulse5283 Год назад +3

      That was made by a whole game studio. This game was made by like less than 10 people

    • @TheReelReesePod
      @TheReelReesePod Год назад +10

      @@impulse5283That’s not an excuse in 2023.

  • @SirLightsOut99
    @SirLightsOut99 Год назад +303

    I’m going to give skull Island this one credit, and just this one: it never once set the bar too high. As far as I know it never tried to be something that it wasn’t, and I genuinely forgot that it was happening until I started seeing people talking about how bad that it was. Compare that to Gollum where it was nothing but studio mandated hype the entire time. Game awards trailers, all kinds of previews, delay after delay just to get it right. You’d think the studio believed that Gollum could be the next metal gear. They wanted you to believe that they were giving you the next evolution in stealth games.

    • @pigflatus7434
      @pigflatus7434 Год назад +16

      If I could play this on game pass I’d be happy with it. Doesn’t look too bad to me until we take the $40 they’re asking for it into account.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +6

      Finally, a game to surpass Metal Gear Survival!

    • @notxdeadxyet8676
      @notxdeadxyet8676 Год назад +5

      ​@pigflatus7434 what? This isn't even on par with games that came out 30 years ago.

    • @Martin-yh7vi
      @Martin-yh7vi Год назад +6

      ​@@pigflatus7434This barely deserves even 5 dollars. It can't even compare to games like Valheim. 40$ is AA games pricing.

    • @fireplant4769
      @fireplant4769 Год назад +1

      The comment section in a nutshell: OMG THIS GAME BAD BAD, LOOK GOLLUUUUM 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HamtaroSan85
    @HamtaroSan85 Год назад +826

    It’s nice of the developers to still make games for the Dreamcast !

    • @vagamer522
      @vagamer522 Год назад +49

      Thats an insult to Marvel vs. Capcom 2

    • @minnidot
      @minnidot Год назад +38

      Dont insult the dear Dreamcast like that!

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer Год назад +5

      dreamcast can still make games yes. they actually can.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Год назад +19

      Hey, at least the Dreamcast was groundbreaking when it came out.

    • @Dylan1202_
      @Dylan1202_ Год назад +1

      Dreamcast had insane graphics for its time period I swear

  • @MartyMeganium
    @MartyMeganium Год назад +30

    The diagonal health bar was the most egregious thing for me

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan 9 месяцев назад

      Fuck you. I didn’t notice that before just now, but now I can’t unsee it.

  • @alexsoundstuff
    @alexsoundstuff Год назад +4082

    it genuinely is impressive; a single indie dev could put something better together in a day

    • @PacoReer
      @PacoReer Год назад +131

      Which indie dev? I can believe a team of 3-5 devs making a better game in a week, but you gotta think about UI, level design, audio, models, animations...

    • @Volair
      @Volair Год назад +225

      @@PacoReer Depends on how you measure better. If they mean that you need to have the same amount of content, same style, etc, then yeah I think it'd take longer than a day (and if stock assets are allowed).
      But if literally anything goes, then 48 game jams have a ton of solo devs put out some genuinely fun game in a short time span. Some last minutes or can be surprisingly full featured. Certainly not to the level of Kong, not that I've seen.

    • @zeikjt
      @zeikjt Год назад +7

      They should buy Ape Out and rename it

    • @robertsludock
      @robertsludock Год назад +29

      Not really. I guess if they are just copy pasting assets then yea..but that’s not really making a game. If you are talking about doing all the coding, animations, models, textures, and everything else then theres no way a single person is going to do that in a single day.

    • @lunarcdr3083
      @lunarcdr3083 Год назад +7

      ​@@robertsludock Yes, it's alot more work than people (non devs) might think.

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Год назад +2767

    Gollum Developers: “nothing can be worse than our game.”
    Skull Island Developers: Hold our Beer.

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 Год назад +72

      yanderedev: finally a worthy opponent

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 Год назад +48

      @@clementpoon120 I’d rather support this game than that one 💀

    • @Creative_mess4
      @Creative_mess4 Год назад +23

      It's really sad because the studio that made gollum made amazing point and click adventures, it's depressing to know that they won't be making any more games because of one bad/terrible investment

    • @blvdes
      @blvdes Год назад +18

      2015 ass comment

    • @vermillion6159
      @vermillion6159 Год назад +3

      As a German, I'm just disappointed that my country can't even hold a _negative_ record in the video game industry. Go big or go home, even if you "go big" for setting a new bar for bad games

  • @eggy6815
    @eggy6815 Год назад +129

    This feels like one of those lost media games that was made as an advertisement to the movie and just never saw the light of day.

    • @ShadowRulah
      @ShadowRulah Год назад +5

      Which is weird because King Kong 2005 came out alongside the movie and kind of banged. It's also like two decades behind this masterpiece and somehow looked and played better.

  • @insertfunnyname9763
    @insertfunnyname9763 Год назад +35

    It genuinely looks like a free mobile game that I would play when I was like 10. I used to play a ton of free mobile games where you would play as an animal and fight things, and this is actually SO similar to them.

    • @ilikebeanies3499
      @ilikebeanies3499 3 месяца назад +2

      I genuinely believe this game was made 12+ years ago and it was only just released because... idk they forgot 💀💀

  • @kustrio2838
    @kustrio2838 Год назад +1016

    It's so funny to me that they made Kong normal-sized. I know that he's most likely young and therefore small but it doesn't make much sense to have a game about one of the biggest monsters in pop culture be as big as Harambe. They couldn't even get that right.

    • @foxy916
      @foxy916 Год назад +101

      Okay, we need a Harambe revenge game now

    • @tylerprime9555
      @tylerprime9555 Год назад +30

      ​@@foxy916I'm sure there's something like that in GameJolt

    • @cyberdragon1000
      @cyberdragon1000 Год назад +26

      Probably to make life easier than the size difference would have made, there's only so much you can do with imported free assets . I'm honestly more surprised they actually had a 100 IQ moment and made the trees smaller

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Год назад +3

      @@cyberdragon1000 But most other tree's are huge

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Год назад +7

      Might be to get around Copyright
      The original Kong novel this is based on doesn't have Kong be that big, He's only like twice the size of a normal Gorilla
      He's only shown to be like 25ft in the 1933 movie, and bigger and bigger every movie thereafter

  • @SasquaDash
    @SasquaDash Год назад +753

    The sad thing is that the premise of the game is actually pretty cool, a game about Kong's life on Skull Island with him battling other creatures for dominance and eventually becoming king of the island, yet they somehow managed to screw it up...

    • @gavzilla2635
      @gavzilla2635 Год назад +57

      Then you might like the book this is based off. Kong king of skull Island, half of the book is a prequel and the half is a sequel to the original king Kong. Its on audible but it's worth tracking down a physical copy for the amazing artwork.

    • @TheBreezeShoot
      @TheBreezeShoot Год назад +22

      @@gavzilla2635 Bout to be travelling for a week or so. Absolutely checking this out. Thanks brother.

    • @andrewb6194
      @andrewb6194 Год назад +28

      There is a game like that
      The Peter Jackson movie had a game attachment, and it’s not only good, it’s one of the best movie tie in games ever made!

    • @plagueboi2861
      @plagueboi2861 Год назад +8

      @@andrewb6194 That game is underrated as hell not gonna lie.

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 Год назад +2

      Yeah instead they got him completely destroying small dodos like what???

  • @skkat7336
    @skkat7336 Год назад +222

    Damn they either forgot to flag some of the terrain as walkable or they made it to where you cant walk on a certain steepness of terrain and forgot to make you slide off of it if you do

  • @Goblinsharkhundredsofthem
    @Goblinsharkhundredsofthem Год назад +8

    Gollum walked so Skull Island: rise of Kong could trip, fall, and mortally wound itself.

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray Год назад +3714

    It’s criminal we didn’t get a Godzilla game before this

  • @Lv.1Bidoof
    @Lv.1Bidoof Год назад +741

    I could see this game being a really fun speedrun if they can find some excellent boundary breaks and glitches.

    • @XDak0_0
      @XDak0_0 Год назад +26

      Seems pretty easy to do considering you can fall through ground pound panels without needing the ability

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg Год назад +29

      If it didn't cost 32$, sure.

    • @colinmoody661
      @colinmoody661 Год назад

      Agreed!

    • @Prplex.
      @Prplex. Год назад

      You say if like this game doesn't look like it's budget is 50p. There's gotta be loads right

  • @KotyoK1
    @KotyoK1 Год назад +230

    When I saw a loading screen, it finally came to me that it's an actual licensed King Kong game and I transcended from a carefree smile to a sorrow disgust-filled jawdropping mug. Wow.

    • @ZeronTracks
      @ZeronTracks Год назад +9

      There's actually a King Kong game from the early 2000s based off the Peter Jackson movie you play as Jack and Kong himself with some insane boss fights I recommend checking it out if you have a 360 or a PS2 laying around, hell even the OG xbox has a version as well.

    • @michaelmccray2671
      @michaelmccray2671 Год назад +1

      @@ZeronTracksI have a copy on my gameboy

  • @blakemiller9661
    @blakemiller9661 Год назад +27

    Love that Charlie’s going back and playing classic N64 games.

  • @EE-iv5ej
    @EE-iv5ej Год назад +328

    The thing that makes Lovecraftian horror scary is that the entities do not care about us, they just exist, and them simply existing pose harm to us. Kong just bitched slapped that red DInosaur dragon thing, it shook its head like it got bit by a mosquito, before turning around without a care , accidentally tail swiping Kong. Truly a Lovecraftian horror moment.

    • @kylonhollier838
      @kylonhollier838 Год назад +14

      The truly lovecraftian horror experience is how much the devs don't care about us

    • @crash7976
      @crash7976 Год назад +3

      @@kylonhollier838 I think it's more scary that they are willing to pay so much for a license and produce an unsaleable product

  • @razorsharpplays2619
    @razorsharpplays2619 Год назад +315

    The sheer characterization and personality that comes from every creature in this video game is truly a sight to behold. You can tell that whoever made this game put all of their heart and soul into it and made it with love and pure joy.

    • @bigtoe1832
      @bigtoe1832 Год назад +33

      Truly one of the games of all time

  • @MisterXenomorph
    @MisterXenomorph Год назад +80

    I feel sorry for the developers. Based on what I'm reading the publisher only gave them 1 single year to build this game. Game mill apperantly gave them no real details about what they wanted the game to be about. It seems as if the developer was rigged to fail

    • @j01sonofsleazy
      @j01sonofsleazy Год назад

      oh yeah it was "rigged" to fail. the company that is responsible for BIG RIGS we're talking about.

    • @Aegis4521
      @Aegis4521 Год назад +1

      Good

    • @francescacastronovo647
      @francescacastronovo647 11 месяцев назад +12

      There's already a comment explaining that in details.
      Apparently another company told them to make a random quick game about King Kong. They accepted because they needed the money to make an actually passionate project, so they needed to save as much money and time as possible, so they put the least amount of effort as they possibly could to make a slightly playable game

    • @jacobjaramillo3192
      @jacobjaramillo3192 7 месяцев назад +4

      Fallout new vegas was made in less than a year.

    • @Scooter227
      @Scooter227 4 месяца назад

      @@jacobjaramillo3192and it’s still trash like every Bethesda fallout

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 Год назад +117

    It amazes me that in Armored core, a game where giant robots are made to look fairly human sized in game, they still look taller than the skyscraper monkey

    • @123123boobies
      @123123boobies Год назад +15

      I didnt even realise how big the mechs were until i was next to a tree and was taller than them. This is literally just a normal gorilla.

    • @vergil5644
      @vergil5644 Год назад

      They are only what 18m tall? They aint that big

    • @Morrov
      @Morrov Год назад

      ​@@vergil5644less than that even, closer to 10m

    • @theknightikins9397
      @theknightikins9397 Год назад +2

      @@vergil5644 I mean, that’s like a 5-6 story house. I’d say that’s pretty big for a flying robo death machine

  • @philliphughes8939
    @philliphughes8939 Год назад +39

    This is the kind of game you’d get out of a cereal box as a promo for the PC back in 2001

  • @RGBSupremacy
    @RGBSupremacy Год назад +289

    I feel the main issue is they wanted to have you play as kong but realized if they made all the enemies proportionally small most if not all boss fights would be boring unless they turned this game into more puzzles than fighting so they had to scale everything up until kong started to feel even smaller than a normal ape lol.

    • @johnsober
      @johnsober Год назад +33

      That's a good point, how would one even make a good kong game. This a less of a defence of this trash game and more a critique of even attempting to make a kong game in the first place. There are very very few monsters that are his size, but then maybe they should've made a boss rush game like shadow of the colussus?

    • @boowompthecat
      @boowompthecat Год назад +18

      theres an old Kong game on PS2 which iirc wasn't too bad, you played as Kong but there were FPS segments as humans as well@@johnsober

    • @missfortune8553
      @missfortune8553 Год назад +6

      @@boowompthecatYeah, I actually enjoyed that game at the time. But you mostly played as a person, so… 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @tiotheberk
      @tiotheberk Год назад +4

      Who is this for!?!? How does a game like this even happen?

    • @G4rfield
      @G4rfield Год назад

      @@boowompthecat yesss that game was one of my favorites growing up!!!

  • @cruzader3630
    @cruzader3630 Год назад +9

    Even their own art style is so confusing like a realistic, cell shaded, cartoonish, janky, and asset flip bullsht.
    Even the trees are super small to the point where the crabs looked so big.

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 Год назад +176

    its actually so impressive how people sat down and thought it was a good idea to release this

    • @lordnignog1688
      @lordnignog1688 Год назад +3

      Well, they're making money off of it being marketed as "bad". Genius tbh

    • @aguyfromnz537
      @aguyfromnz537 Год назад +2

      @@lordnignog1688 nah. they will still lose money from it. it costs hundreds of thousands to make a game even this shit, they aint getting that much back

  • @phelan8385
    @phelan8385 Год назад +37

    "It's like a pre-visualization for madagascar" that is so accurate, it looks like the rough storyboard animation for a 2000's cartoon movie.

    • @TOXIPHOBIAC
      @TOXIPHOBIAC Год назад +1

      This is the most accurate description for this game I’ve seen so far

  • @junct
    @junct Год назад +72

    honestly this is the perfect game for speedrunning cuz you really wanna get it over as soon as possible

    • @dgames220
      @dgames220 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @hichaelhyers
      @hichaelhyers Год назад

      nice one

    • @literal_otaku
      @literal_otaku Год назад +2

      Except for the fact that it also looks like it actively tries to keep you from trying to take shortcuts.

  • @LillyWhiteFairy
    @LillyWhiteFairy 11 месяцев назад +7

    10:03 love how he says "*swing*?"

  • @2emms_
    @2emms_ Год назад +273

    The absolute innovation needed to make this game is beyond our undertanding

    • @BathDemo
      @BathDemo Год назад +5

      I'm Morbillion times better than Morbius dude (this is a joke comment)

    • @mr.figgluggie4792
      @mr.figgluggie4792 Год назад +9

      Mr Krabs overdoses on ketamine was better than this game 💀

    • @BathDemo
      @BathDemo Год назад

      true@@mr.figgluggie4792

    • @343Films
      @343Films Год назад +5

      ​@@mr.figgluggie4792tbf, that's a GOTY contender you're talking about

  • @LiamAmsel
    @LiamAmsel Год назад +412

    It was truly an unforgettable journey watching this stream last night. I'll never forget that hellish purgatory landscape in my life.

  • @TheGreatChrisB
    @TheGreatChrisB Год назад +153

    This is the kind of game I bet my 8 year old nephew would love. He doesn't care about completing stuff, he just wants to explore and jump around lol

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +45

      Omg yeah. It’s the kind of weird indie game you find on the Xbox 360 store and play it cause it’s 3 dollars (or free) even though it sucks.
      Except this is supposed to be a proper game and it costs 30 dollars

  • @nzuzondlovu6870
    @nzuzondlovu6870 Год назад +7

    2:54 Did Kong just go "Gear Fourth!"?

  • @WTheRat
    @WTheRat Год назад +44

    The size of Kong is so confusing to me. I literally can only see him as a small gorilla in this game, just totally normal.

  • @tajaloe5920
    @tajaloe5920 Год назад +211

    This is insane, like actually insane, I NEED to know the story behind the development of this game, how does this exist? There is no way this was made by more than 1 person. I can't even wrap my head around it

    • @Dartnitt
      @Dartnitt Год назад +42

      For me the only insane thing is how they got rights to king kong because the game itself is nothing unusual, just some trash made by some small developer, its not even popular or anything, the only reason they even get talk about is ytbers, now it has whole 36 reviews on steam

    • @slugintub634
      @slugintub634 Год назад +9

      more people ≠ better game

    • @acojo8205
      @acojo8205 Год назад

      @@DartnittIt’s on the front page of the PS5 store. Baffles the mind

    • @Salok_z
      @Salok_z Год назад +12

      ​​@@Dartnittking kong rights have been free to use since like 2021, since its just the book rights, the design doesnt have to look like the previous ones from the movies.

    • @MalphiteGaming
      @MalphiteGaming Год назад +9

      stardew valley was made COMPLETELY by ONE person. and everyone knows that game is a damn masterpiece.

  • @SamElliotsMustache
    @SamElliotsMustache Год назад +245

    They did a really good job at taking a character that's supposed to be just massive, absolutely huge. Then make him feel as small as possible

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Год назад +5

      QUART DUDE

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      100% dude better Charlie💀I’m☠️than

    • @sunslap
      @sunslap Год назад +2

      That's what marvel avengers feels like.

  • @Monke_073
    @Monke_073 11 месяцев назад +5

    2:32 don’t compare Madagascar like that

  • @Semi-Cyclops
    @Semi-Cyclops Год назад +40

    i love how its just a regular gorilla as if they did not even know what game they were making, the environment is just normal scale instead of small

  • @DracaVEVO
    @DracaVEVO Год назад +67

    It’s crazy that the developers can go from making a masterpiece like Big Rigs: Over the Top Racing to making Skull Island: Rise of Kong.

    • @drafteed826
      @drafteed826 Год назад +3

      Publisher isn't same thing as developer but ok

  • @caledunsmore
    @caledunsmore Год назад +117

    Peter Jackson's King Kong game is actually really good. Definitely one of the best licensed games. The Kong sections were clunky with poor controls but still fun. Im a big fan of that game. No hud, having to manually check your ammo, one of the first games to have realistic fire spread and using bait. It was basically a Survival Horror game. Its a solid game

    • @axelmauritzon3098
      @axelmauritzon3098 Год назад +11

      It was a really good game and it's honestly still quite good. Re-played yt about a year ago just for the nostalgia. Was pleasantly surprised by how good it still is

    • @AwakenedAvocado
      @AwakenedAvocado Год назад +4

      As someone who uses bait as a trolling mechanism i can relate to this

    • @Tortaviejo123-cb8me
      @Tortaviejo123-cb8me 10 месяцев назад

      Agreed. Ubisoft should have just remastered the game for modern consoles. Would love to play it on the switch.

  • @Reaper-ti9vx
    @Reaper-ti9vx Год назад +4

    tbh you could probably open the menu before the trigger zone as you jump forward to the ascension zone, and the save option should be up, which then will enable u to save inside the ascension zone

  • @HaplessOne
    @HaplessOne Год назад +37

    I feel like this studio somehow got transported through time from the early 2000's. This reminds me of a movie tie-in game id rent from blockbuster when i was younger.

  • @carnovector6396
    @carnovector6396 Год назад +112

    I cannot imagine any other reason for this game to exist other than some sort of money laundering scheme lol

    • @Ki11Th3mA11Kid
      @Ki11Th3mA11Kid Год назад +2

      Facts lmao I think your onto something bro because in what f*cking reality did a entire dev team spend over a year working with thier company making this sh*t and turned it into the higher ups saying it's done and they gave it the go ahead to be released??!!🤯🤔
      And not only did they actually have the audacity to put this pile of burning garbage out... They priced it at 40$ DOLLARS 💀💀💀💀.
      Knowing damn well that not only is the game severely broken, lacking in mechanics, disproportionately sized from the world to King Kongs model. To the insane fact it's only 3 hours long 😂😂
      There's absolutely NO WAY. There's gotta be a alternative motive like you said. Money laundering seems plausible.
      1.Create half ass horrible game
      2. Severely overprice the heap of burning garbage
      3. Launder money through company making it seem as if all the earnings were from the overpriced game and the government is non the wiser 🤷. Honestly if it was a money laundering scheme. It's not a terrible idea tbh lol because the US government or any for that matter constantly ignore the gaming industry...

    • @carnovector6396
      @carnovector6396 Год назад +2

      @@Ki11Th3mA11Kid im just wondering why they didnt take the indie route, it'd attract less attention if its the case
      Either way the gaming industry needs to be investigated, theyve been left to their own devices for too long

    • @vectorsahel5420
      @vectorsahel5420 Год назад +2

      You might be onto something man, I am also baffled by how this game was priced at 40 dollars lol

    • @Threat_LvL
      @Threat_LvL Год назад

      wait is steven seaguel in it?
      can noone hear talking about him like "he is the most skilled fat guy out there"

  • @hlc617
    @hlc617 Год назад +82

    the effects artist needs to make a career upgrade cos the attack effects and swipes actually look really nice

    • @itsasquid
      @itsasquid Год назад +15

      They really do and it's just sad. It sucks their work is stuck into this terrible game.

  • @OshineTheOranguTANK
    @OshineTheOranguTANK Год назад +10

    I love how its literally N64 graphics but requires triple the storage space and requirements

    • @Lar_me
      @Lar_me 11 месяцев назад +4

      According to steamdb, this game is about 5.2 GB. A good-looking N64 game like Majora's Mask is about 32 MB, which makes Rise of Kong take up a whopping 162 (!!!) times the storage space.

  • @Broomtwo
    @Broomtwo Год назад +22

    Charging 30-40 dollars for what appears to be a game design college student's first game is quite galaxy brained.

  • @lilgamedev
    @lilgamedev Год назад +122

    10:50 It could very well be a money laundering scheme disguised as a game project, I’ve talked to gameplay programmers who’ve worked on other projects that were the case, and what they’ve said pretty much matches up with games like these

    • @muuubiee
      @muuubiee Год назад +4

      All the sales are tracked online... How are you gonna fake having sold more copies than you did, and gotten cash from it? This is not really possible to launder money with.

    • @peanut6685
      @peanut6685 Год назад +11

      @@muuubiee The people laundering the money buy Steamcards and buy the game, not saying that that is or is not the case here, but there are a lot of games on steam like that for that sole purpose, namely alot of these Chinese low-effort anime games without content.

    • @muuubiee
      @muuubiee Год назад +5

      @@peanut6685 Hm, that makes sense. Though, why would they go for an expensive IP in this case? Just to make it seem reasonable that they get so many sales?

    • @peanut6685
      @peanut6685 Год назад +3

      @@muuubiee maybe, this one might just be similar to gollum though, in that the studio was too small/too bad

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus Год назад +3

      @@muuubiee They could also just artificially inflate the budget of the game by overpaying the executives, and if the game flops, who cares? The important people were "paid" for their time, ostensibly for a legitimate job.

  • @paratraxx
    @paratraxx Год назад +144

    I am genuinely curious about what kind of people that see the world around them and then as A TEAM decides "This is done! This is what they want!" 😂

    • @viczofrenia
      @viczofrenia Год назад +11

      The lazy greedy kind.

    • @OwenHooper-mv4fm
      @OwenHooper-mv4fm Год назад +4

      What eventually happens is kind of a sunk cost. They put millions into development, then just try and generate some buzz online and hope they sell enough before everyone realizes it’s trash

    • @paratraxx
      @paratraxx Год назад +2

      @@OwenHooper-mv4fm Cash-grabs at its finest.

  • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
    @user-hk8yp7cw1v Год назад +28

    This game was developed by people from my country, Chile. Please give us the recognition we deserve as a country for this midpiece.

    • @mimoooo
      @mimoooo Год назад +5

      absolutely, also i love the fact that this is most likely his first experience with our wonderful country

    • @carlosguzman5181
      @carlosguzman5181 Год назад

      Somos el mejor país de Chile

    • @Hiljaa_
      @Hiljaa_ 6 месяцев назад

      Hermano está wea es una obra maestra, por fin una razón para estar orgullosa de nuestro gran país o7

  • @MeguSplosion
    @MeguSplosion Год назад +240

    Watching this during the stream actually made me fall asleep on another note i wish there would be either a port or remaster of the peter Jackson's king kong game ik i can probably emulate it but it wont feel the same

    • @BZgA
      @BZgA Год назад +6

      You can't watch his streams because of the awkward pauses to read and answer the chat. These Highlight compliations are the real deal

    • @pootzmagootz
      @pootzmagootz Год назад +11

      ​@@BZgAhe didn't really pause the talk to chay this stream. The game was just so barren and unnecessarily convoluted, nothing happened for like an hour

  • @AFuriousCrab
    @AFuriousCrab Год назад +33

    When I was akid I went to a theme park in Italy that had a full sized animatronic king kong model, it was laid down as if it was tirmed up, and it breathed and roared. It was impressive for the 80s. This game just shat right inside that wonderful memory...right inside.

    • @yamihikarilightdark9
      @yamihikarilightdark9 Год назад +8

      “I’m going to shit in you” would be such an unhinged threat.

    • @1221-o7e
      @1221-o7e Год назад +1

      ​@@yamihikarilightdark9thanks, I'm taking that

    • @lord-fishv7355
      @lord-fishv7355 Год назад

      @@1221-o7e the shit?

  • @simeonritchie4168
    @simeonritchie4168 Год назад +35

    I do truly wonder what the mentality of making games like this is, I genuinely cannot imagine a single person spending $40 on this game instead of literally anything else

    • @theend-nz6vs
      @theend-nz6vs Год назад

      And I can't imagine them not refunding immediately

  • @blabo6427
    @blabo6427 Год назад +32

    Gollum: "I am the worst game of the year 😎"
    King Kong: "Hold my banana 🦍"

    • @shadykvng
      @shadykvng Год назад +2

      twd destinies👀

    • @luckymark571
      @luckymark571 10 месяцев назад +2

      Gollum, King kong, The walking dead destinies we got quality Gollum-likes this year

  • @synderfell
    @synderfell Год назад +173

    What a great game to come out in the 2000’s!

    • @oompaloompadoompa-de-doo3614
      @oompaloompadoompa-de-doo3614 Год назад +25

      Late 90’s*

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Год назад +8

      My brain is flooded with Nostalgia juices just by watching this video

    • @preyscalling
      @preyscalling Год назад +1

      You should see the new sao game for like 80$
      Looks like a 2014 FF game

    • @xbigbooshx4643
      @xbigbooshx4643 Год назад +4

      This feels right at home in the PS2 bargain bin.

    • @hei7846
      @hei7846 Год назад +2

      Nah Max Payne came out in 2001. Don't do the 2000's like that

  • @Chazitoh
    @Chazitoh Год назад +39

    I think the reason that both Game Mill and IguanaBee exist is that they make cheap games in short times that can sell enough by keeping you over the 2-hour refund margin. They have been doing the same for years now, and I think it's obvious how this game didn't take them too long. I would love to know who's idea was to release it in this state, Game Mill or Iguana.

    • @DeniedFella
      @DeniedFella Год назад +7

      I think a lot of people have a misconception about steam refunds. The developer does not lose money. Valve eats the cost of a refund. If there is enough refunds they may delist the game but generally speaking no one is losing money from refunds except Steam/Valve.

    • @Chazitoh
      @Chazitoh Год назад +8

      @DeniedFella that would be an awful business model. That is not entirely how they work. For example, steam pays developers each month, the refund timeframe is 2 weeks, so all refunds before steam pays you at the end of the month just are counted as having no sells, so basically as a dev you get no money. Steam is the one responsible for paying you back, but that money js deducted from what the dev would've got at the end of the month.

  • @Awakeandalive1
    @Awakeandalive1 Год назад +49

    I feel like you have to work pretty hard to screw up a game in which you play as a giant gorilla fighting giant prehistoric monsters.

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz Год назад +3

      yea like theres not much creativity or knowledge to make it

  • @Randomninja47
    @Randomninja47 Год назад +16

    I actually feel really bad for the devs of this game. I guarantee they had no time to work on this, maybe a year max, and probably had a small team to boot.
    I also feel really bad for anyone who's passionate about [making] games and then they get stuck on a game like this.

    • @NoxAtlas
      @NoxAtlas Год назад +4

      That's the sad reality we live in. The devs are paid poorly, probably face a lot of abuse, sexual harassment and discrimination at work, have to work overtime to release a horribly rushed game and despite them trying their absolute best to make it work somehow, they'll end up getting all the blame for the mistakes of their bosses and not only end up being hated by gamers but probably also end up losing their job for their "incompetence".
      It's not about quality anymore. It's just about microtransactions and squeezing every single penny out of people who have an addiction.

    • @majine.2606
      @majine.2606 Год назад +3

      And then people wonder why the industry never changes, always held in the vice-grip of greed. Of course it'll never change when everyone's blaming the ones receiving the orders as opposed to those giving them. It's why I can't stand the majority of video essays on the topic that attempt to pin the downfall of this industry on anything but capitalism's rampant excesses. @@NoxAtlas

  • @roboticturtle8822
    @roboticturtle8822 Год назад +19

    Only positive things I can say
    The title screen looks nice
    Loading screens are cool
    Having Gaw as the villain is neat since Gaw appeared in the 2005 novel

  • @Chairemy
    @Chairemy Год назад +11

    This game would probably look really nice with some stylized shaders, but because of the crappy outline the screen is like black 50% at all times.

  • @MoonMoon-cl4co
    @MoonMoon-cl4co Год назад +122

    I think the worst thing about this is that a skull island game could have been awesome! Learning about the lore of Island, fightin skull crawlers and other beasts! But no!
    Kong I’m so sorry- I need to rewatch the whole monsterverse just to cope! 💀

    • @Azul2o
      @Azul2o Год назад +14

      It could have been like Peter Jackson's King Kong but with updated graphics.
      I'd buy that on day one.

    • @grungeisdead8998
      @grungeisdead8998 Год назад +7

      ​​@@Azul2o peter Jackson's king kong skull island was better than this new one.. pre historic untouched island is more badass than what ever the fuck a skull crawler is

    • @pamimaniac
      @pamimaniac Год назад

      i now cannot say i like skull island b/c before i can finish my sentence , i'll be asked " you like that awful game ? " LIKE NUH UH !! I LIKE THE MOVIES !!

    • @Downsquad
      @Downsquad Год назад

      @@grungeisdead8998 Peter Jacksons film is not that great

    • @thecyberviber
      @thecyberviber Год назад

      @@grungeisdead8998so did you even watch the new one?

  • @nixel9691
    @nixel9691 Год назад +35

    I love how this easily could've been a fun cool game to play if they actually tried to make it one

    • @hiiambarney4489
      @hiiambarney4489 Год назад +10

      Let's be real though, if this was even half decent nobody would care or even look at it.

  • @Acegaming-c3d
    @Acegaming-c3d Год назад +10

    1:42 Charlie sneezed and then my fire alarm went off immediately. This man is too powerful.

  • @outoftheblue6587
    @outoftheblue6587 Год назад +140

    Id like to hear some price quotes from single developers on how much it would cost to produce a game like this.

    • @abdullahmalik7217
      @abdullahmalik7217 Год назад +40

      Nice try bucko but I'm a married developer

    • @birdmanballs69
      @birdmanballs69 Год назад +26

      uhhh about 2 beers and one night

    • @oftheHowl
      @oftheHowl Год назад +10

      ​@@birdmanballs69I finished it by the time I was done reading your comment

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko Год назад +4

      I mean, it looks like it took a month to create at the most. So a small team's monthly wages 😭

    • @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015
      @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 Год назад +3

      One hundred BILLION dollarrrsssss.

  • @Krencher
    @Krencher Год назад +29

    You know your game is bad if even Charlie can’t finish it

  • @DelaHazey
    @DelaHazey Год назад +4

    "PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG: THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THE MOVIE" was released 18 years ago and had better graphics and Kong gameplay, and the Kong gameplay wasn't even the main focus of the game..

  • @yellowcake404
    @yellowcake404 Год назад +13

    I like how their name is game mill and they push out products like theyre running a puppy mill

  • @ryleighs9575
    @ryleighs9575 Год назад +50

    From the first frame of actual gameplay immediately following Charlie talking about the price and development time.. It's hard not to agree they must've made it look that bad intentionally lol. It looks like a PS3 game man
    Also, I literally forgot till reading other comments that this was meant to be King Kong and so a giant gorilla lol. The entire design of the game literally makes him look like a normal-sized gorilla lol

    • @stimuli7244
      @stimuli7244 11 месяцев назад

      PS3 is very generous

    • @randomgamer3868
      @randomgamer3868 9 месяцев назад

      Metal Gear rising revengeance was a PS3 game. You're gonna have to back a little farther than, maybe like NES

  • @stubstunner
    @stubstunner Год назад +12

    This game feels like something AI would code if prompted.

  • @mobphantom
    @mobphantom Год назад +3

    11:52 Ever heard of a magical concept called "money laundering"? Same reason why some "artists" get away with selling a blank canvas with a splash of black paint for like 50 million dollars lol

  • @Longboardkuken
    @Longboardkuken Год назад +32

    I started laughing uncontrollably when Charlie encountered ”The bad boys” penis worm and chromosome crab

  • @sinbadeatinamcrib5960
    @sinbadeatinamcrib5960 Год назад +39

    This was an INSANELY hard stream to watch. This was SO HARD to watch..

  • @ScarletStarManor
    @ScarletStarManor Год назад +38

    You know what was the best king kong game of all time? Peter Jackson's King Kong.

    • @Toxin___InterHalfer
      @Toxin___InterHalfer Год назад +3

      I was looking for that comment, King Kong The Official Game Of The Movie is better
      Even a mobile one

    • @matguimond92
      @matguimond92 Год назад +1

      wrong its donkey kong 64

    • @katashiyager525
      @katashiyager525 Год назад +1

      @@matguimond92 This is the right answer

  • @Loonistrator
    @Loonistrator Год назад +2

    @13:39 Imagine a game so bad that despite being criminally short, a time-saving hack is still desirable.

  • @psychedelicpunk5031
    @psychedelicpunk5031 Год назад +75

    Charlie made a mistake here, Gamemill didnt develop this game or big rigs but instead they are just the publisher. Stellar Stone was the developing company behind the masterpiece that is Big Rig and IguanaBee is the dev behind this new piece of art

    • @wille3573
      @wille3573 Год назад +6

      I saw GameMill is the same one who made Nickelodeon Allstar Brawl and was very confused

    • @DeniedFella
      @DeniedFella Год назад +4

      Yea same with Avatar. GameMill was the publisher but other than that it was a completely different developer from Big Rigs and this masterpiece.

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 Год назад +1

      GameMill have an eye for publishing quality!

    • @psychedelicpunk5031
      @psychedelicpunk5031 Год назад

      @@Deliveredmean42 They certainly do, guaranteed bangers every time lol