This Game Is Worse Than Gollum

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @renatadragondotter4657
    @renatadragondotter4657 Год назад +7534

    “*Brother I’m about to die*” he said that
    with so much emotion in his voice.. Truly a masterpiece!

    • @marouu_x
      @marouu_x Год назад +145

      brother im about to die 😐😕😕🙃🙃

    • @azalago
      @azalago Год назад +75

      That part made me laugh, his voice was so flat.

    • @Freewavez808s
      @Freewavez808s Год назад +31

      @@azalagobro really just put stream chat tts lmao

    • @julienweems6166
      @julienweems6166 Год назад +10

      ​@RottenFishstick what do you expect from somebody named Trent?

    • @tma2532
      @tma2532 Год назад +6

      I was about to comment this. I broke out in laughter at work after the emotion from that line 😂

  • @meh2999
    @meh2999 Год назад +1997

    that has to be the most insane implementation of a mini map in any game ever

    • @Arka.Plexus
      @Arka.Plexus Год назад +156

      I didnt even notice
      wtf is with that minimap

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 Год назад +105

      genuinely could work quite well, if some things weren't rendered in it (say, the fire sprites and character model)

    • @TheRussell747
      @TheRussell747 Год назад +102

      A surprising number of games use a minimap that is actually just a camera overhead pointing down at the player, but they at least flatten the image and make spell effects and shit like that not show for this exact reason

    • @sub-harmonik
      @sub-harmonik Год назад +61

      it's mini, it's a map. what other features do you need??

    • @datuhhhh
      @datuhhhh Год назад +54

      True lol that shit is unhinged. They are rendering the world twice lol. The optimization of it all... very impressive.

  • @thegoromajima
    @thegoromajima Год назад +2289

    This is like a $1.99 fantasy themed PC game on a CD you would've found in the bargain bin at Walmart in 2006.

    • @kayleptwomoons1007
      @kayleptwomoons1007 Год назад +43

      2023 edition

    • @redrum47
      @redrum47 Год назад +80

      Very specific
      And oddly accurate

    • @nachot6592
      @nachot6592 Год назад +4

      1999*

    • @azenyr
      @azenyr Год назад +57

      No, this is a game you would get for free on a CD inside your cereal box in 2002

    • @OratoryJamesIV
      @OratoryJamesIV Год назад +15

      This would have been included as a free disc in an issue of PC Gamer back in 1997.

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 Год назад +508

    "I bet that Season 2 will still cost another $9"
    I admire your confidence that the developer will actually make a season 2.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Год назад +15

      VELMA is getting a season 2. Oh, it's certainly possible for this as well. A wise woman once said "never underestimate the fallibility of the egomaniac."

    • @TTVMaldrix
      @TTVMaldrix Год назад +15

      @@WillieManga yeah, but that had the hate for it to keep it alive. This has 0 fanbase and an obviously uninspired dev

    • @Dixon_Myass
      @Dixon_Myass Год назад +6

      I beg a season 2 gets made, this was the most fun I've had watching a bad game in a while.

    • @itsmaxo350
      @itsmaxo350 Год назад +6

      season 2 came out yesterday, hope he plays it

    • @jokerjamie8701
      @jokerjamie8701 Год назад +8

      ​@@itsmaxo350wait really? Someone needs to tell Charlie if your serious 😂

  • @ClayDunks
    @ClayDunks Год назад +797

    The main character dying and then transitioning to “Loading…” and then “Nowadays” and he was a completely new character was just too funny

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Год назад +36

      I think it was a flashback to how the villain got sealed away.

    • @greethree2819
      @greethree2819 Год назад +15

      literally jojo's bizarre adventure

    • @nik51693
      @nik51693 10 месяцев назад

      @@greethree2819 wdym bro jojo is actually good

    • @perseus1293
      @perseus1293 4 месяца назад

      ​@@nik51693 and this is not?!

  • @Gulpy3
    @Gulpy3 Год назад +829

    When I studied audio production, my professors told me that voice and effects should swim in the music. This game tied concrete blocks to their audio during a music tsunami.

    • @ignificus
      @ignificus Год назад +4

      This sounds cool, would you be willing to elaborate on what it means to “swim” in the music?

    • @ugur.celik.54
      @ugur.celik.54 Год назад +38

      Hello, I appreciate your comments. We lowered the game price to $5. I am aware of the shortcomings of the game and I am working day and night for it. Please be patient and understanding. thanks for everything. see you in the second season 🙂👍

    • @averagecoolepicyoutubers1929
      @averagecoolepicyoutubers1929 Год назад +7

      @@ignificus I’m assuming blending them all together very well

    • @rezcheddar8320
      @rezcheddar8320 Год назад +1

      @@ugur.celik.54 :)

    • @Sinistar123
      @Sinistar123 Год назад +16

      @@ugur.celik.54 Yeah no thanks still, your game is a jumbled mess of assets and systems that seem to barely work. You need to seriously develop your skills or work on more simple games before trying to sell them.

  • @Wandering1515
    @Wandering1515 Год назад +4048

    The AI voices are hilarious, with no emotional phrases like "Oh no I'm going to die" doesn't sound so convincing lmao
    9 dollars well spent😆

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад +4

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing Год назад

      Wow! These bot replies suck! I might commit a murder about this!

    • @Puzzles-Pins
      @Puzzles-Pins Год назад +82

      Wow three bot replies. Seems the automatons are offended lol.
      But for real, AI voices have come a long way, but they can't act. They just sound less like robots. They'll probably have an advanced version in the future capable of mimicking emotions for specific text lines etc but can't imagine it ever being indistinguishable from a real voice actor.

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад +5

      @@Puzzles-Pins Except mine isn't about pedophilia and animal abuse therefore there is no reason to report me.

    • @hunterfogleman7443
      @hunterfogleman7443 Год назад +84

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine except you’re spamming. Perfectly fine reason to report you. The bots are bad enough.

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Год назад +597

    Seeing the reflection of color on Charlie's face every time an over the top particle effect explosion goes off is priceless.

    • @ggg-ng3tm
      @ggg-ng3tm Год назад +30

      ​@@yozlolYFGAdie

    • @thebest.outwest
      @thebest.outwest Год назад

      @@ggg-ng3tm chill

    • @MrCheese270
      @MrCheese270 Год назад +9

      @@thebest.outwest It’s a bot, it deserves it

    • @andybenswis7713
      @andybenswis7713 Год назад +1

      @@MrCheese270 You're right, but bots can't exactly die, you can only turn it off

    • @thedoomtrainer8292
      @thedoomtrainer8292 Год назад +3

      @@andybenswis7713 *Let's test that theory*

  • @cameronpeterson6734
    @cameronpeterson6734 Год назад +669

    "Father whats going on? Im so afraid.. 😐"
    "CALM DOWN!!!"
    That part gets me every time

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 Год назад +93

    I love the fact that the mini-map is just the normal game view but projected at a higher angle. It's not even a simplified version, as it also renders particles and textures. That would probably explain a good amount of the game's terrible performance.

  • @BlockmaisteR1998
    @BlockmaisteR1998 Год назад +746

    The fact that this seems to run as well as new AAA games is amazing. Very well done for an indie game!

  • @yobozo720
    @yobozo720 Год назад +176

    I completely lost it when that one guy said in the most robotic tone “Brother I am about to die”

  • @marvcollins7842
    @marvcollins7842 Год назад +498

    The map of the earth being the background of that text is such a profound artistic choice, I can't commend the developers enough

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Год назад +15

      Let's not forget the "Minimap" still on-screen when the map is there.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants Год назад

      GET THAT PORNBOT BANNED

    • @Cerulium
      @Cerulium Год назад +2

      11:00

    • @durbledurb3992
      @durbledurb3992 Год назад +1

      You have to educate your players about things such as the map that there is, but you must never force the text it is overlayed upon to fit.

  • @robd9359
    @robd9359 Год назад +208

    They only needed 1 purchase to make all their development costs back.
    They're officially in the green!
    🎉

    • @rokzakrajsek9864
      @rokzakrajsek9864 Год назад +9

      It's the Winrar story all over again. Wooo

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 4 месяца назад +1

      800% Profit

  • @Koopkiris
    @Koopkiris Год назад +209

    The fact that you can finish the entire game fast enough to refund it is hilarious

    • @XENON3120
      @XENON3120 Год назад +9

      old games on Gameboy like super mario land could be beat in 20 minutes and are still remembered as great classics, this on the other hand is bellow garbage, wouldn't play if you pay me 9dollars, charlie is in a good spot playing shity games and getting all them dineros

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 Год назад +377

    When Gollum goes to sleep he checks under his bed for this masterpiece.

  • @romanwilliams4057
    @romanwilliams4057 Год назад +870

    9 dollars? A game of such pristine quality, that captures perfect emotions, character design, and exciting and non-repeating gameplay for that much? That is so generous. It has immaculate, bug-free quality with original images and sounds, and its 9 dollars. How thoughtful

    • @apensalesman
      @apensalesman Год назад +4

      It's actually $5 believe or not! Truly a steal. Idk where Charlie kept getting 9 lol

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Год назад +1

      ​@A Pen Salesman maybe he bought the ultimate edition with additional seasons lol.

    • @Lulu_Lime
      @Lulu_Lime Год назад +2

      Haha so funny! We are pretending the bad thing is actually good thing!

    • @lrobin-is8dg
      @lrobin-is8dg Год назад

      @TrentHamsley massive animator project? The thing you look at were to go? Or a shitty bot trying to get subscribers

    • @handle8423
      @handle8423 Год назад

      @@Lulu_Limethat’s why you’re a disappointment to your parents

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 Год назад +682

    I can almost imagine the developers of these games chuckling to themselves while they add their garbage to steam

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад +2

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @nonamenolife2635
      @nonamenolife2635 Год назад +20

      wdym? this game is an absolute beauty i would un-ironicly buy this game

    • @hunterfogleman7443
      @hunterfogleman7443 Год назад +45

      Dear god, this is bot central

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 Год назад +25

      @Trent Hamsley shut up bot
      also, obligatory L

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Год назад +3

      @Neo's danger he’s making sure you celebrate

  • @desoIate
    @desoIate Год назад +48

    3:02 the way he responds "brother, i am about to die" is so funny

  • @aliyamarah7796
    @aliyamarah7796 Год назад +70

    Azazil appearing so early in the game was definitely a "fuck around and find out" kinda moment.

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern Год назад +639

    I love how every character explains how they feel act and what is happening to them it’s so funny.

    • @wille3573
      @wille3573 Год назад +2

      I love how you felt the need to type this out when none of us care

    • @1woozy
      @1woozy Год назад

      I care about your comment, fuck what that other guy said

    • @davestrider9900
      @davestrider9900 Год назад +10

      You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

    • @Yakshimara
      @Yakshimara Год назад +2

      The autistic person that I am appreciated this information as it was crucial to my understanding of the intrinsically epic plot.

    • @blazphemur
      @blazphemur Год назад +4

      its like watching anime

  • @bigslams7139
    @bigslams7139 Год назад +604

    He's actually having fun with this game, not like the other monstrosity

    • @gatoblanco5756
      @gatoblanco5756 Год назад +8

      Completely agree

    • @joshua41175
      @joshua41175 Год назад

      HSR seems to have this problem too.The cocolia bossfight for example.

    • @yahia5476
      @yahia5476 Год назад +12

      ​@@joshua41175 what does that have to do with this comment lol

    • @kentstopme
      @kentstopme Год назад +7

      @@yahia5476 It's so specific it must be a bot like the other ones lmao, HSR is lit tho

    • @logiclunacy606
      @logiclunacy606 Год назад +4

      You can have fun with a bad game, you can't with a mediocre one, in a sense mediocre games are worse because they're usually boring.

  • @Mausso
    @Mausso Год назад +318

    A zweihander being a one-handed weapon is the funniest shit to me

    • @epic3943
      @epic3943 Год назад +30

      He leveled strength

    • @isaacboyer2694
      @isaacboyer2694 Год назад +47

      Any weapon is a one- handed weapon if you believe hard enough

    • @OdinPlays94
      @OdinPlays94 Год назад +5

      While it might be very awkward and not exactly practical, it's certainly plausible considering the weight of a Zweihander. It's a common misconception that swords are heavier than they actually are.

    • @sdn1sukamaju402
      @sdn1sukamaju402 Год назад +2

      Ac Valhalla can do that

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Год назад +4

      ​@@epic3943
      (Giant Dad nods in solemn, Dex-hating approval)

  • @ethandaly2455
    @ethandaly2455 Год назад +11

    when dollar general Satan summoned that blue portal at 6:28 it looked like he was just laying the nastiest slam dunk of all eternity to throw that kid into hell

  • @llamachai
    @llamachai Год назад +82

    Thank you Dark Days: Devil Hunt for letting Charlie and the rest for us experience what joy feels like again.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 Год назад

      After the soul sucking Gollum, Forspoken, and Redfall I think this helped a little

  • @barrywilliams6045
    @barrywilliams6045 Год назад +610

    Truly a culmination of all video game masterpieces fused into one perfect game

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Год назад

      Ok

    • @px2a
      @px2a Год назад +1

      @@yozlolYFGA 🤓🤓🤓

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @px2a
      @px2a Год назад +8

      @IKillAnimalsOnYT put all this energy into a job ☠

    • @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep
      @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep Год назад

      they mixed all the hairstyles too, that one guy that has blonde hair that looks like sonic got electrocuted and given a Harry Potter birth mark

  • @ducman7502
    @ducman7502 Год назад +4724

    I cant believe a game can be worse than Gollum

    • @UnitedGaming_12
      @UnitedGaming_12 Год назад +1

      Sourav Joshi Vlogs Commented On My Recent Vdo I'm Literally Crying 😭

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K Год назад +47

      I too cant believe a game can be worse than Gollum

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K Год назад +145

      Also these damn bots are too fast

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Год назад +1

      Ok

    • @ducman7502
      @ducman7502 Год назад +15

      @@TAYBR00K it was instant lmfao

  • @Doug-op8qs
    @Doug-op8qs Год назад +30

    3:04 for someone who's about to die, he sounds extremely calm

  • @augustgirl515
    @augustgirl515 Год назад +28

    "Brother, I am about to die. :)" IDK I feel like this game is top tier, its got everything you need: dramatic story, train sound effects, infinite jumping, jpg of a big skeleton, a son that looks like the leader singer of Smash Mouth smooshed down. Literally everything.

  • @mediaplusap
    @mediaplusap Год назад +37

    I've never been as worried about a character in a game as when Charlie said "Power of death!"

  • @12isaac00
    @12isaac00 Год назад +185

    The Diablo balls
    The Mass Effect circle
    The old Minecraft combat system
    The Dark Souls bonfire
    The God of War dad fantasy
    This game truly has it all.

  • @MrJimmyd500
    @MrJimmyd500 Год назад +91

    bro, that kid at the beginning is the best voice actor out of everyone in this game. Props

  • @flappy6435
    @flappy6435 Год назад +95

    The game isn’t running poorly due to bad development, it’s actually just so immensely powerful even Charlie’s computer can’t run it.

  • @ROT4RYfc3s
    @ROT4RYfc3s Год назад +55

    The voice acting is top tier. I've never heard better voice acting

    • @MindinViolet
      @MindinViolet Год назад +7

      The voice acting moved me to tears with its profound nuance.

    • @cptsteele91
      @cptsteele91 Год назад

      Father what's going on? I am so afraid
      Beautiful...just beautiful 😢

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Год назад

      @@cptsteele91”Brother I am about to die.”
      So eloquently and even poetically delivered, without even a space for breath between “brother” and the rest of the sentence, I was so moved by such a profound and emotionally devastating line that I was reduced to utter speechlessness.

  • @LitAsDuck
    @LitAsDuck Год назад +73

    This gsme truly is a first for the industry, AI voice actors AND AI writers. Wouldn't be surprised if an AI worked with the developer's. A masterpiece, honestly

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Год назад +6

      Has anyone ever heard of text to speech? That thing that's existed for decades?
      Most of the voices are text to speech.

    • @ZappoNinja
      @ZappoNinja Год назад +2

      @@walnzell9328ever heard of a joke?

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Год назад

      @@ZappoNinja Yes. Sorry. I'm just making it clear how backwards and stupid this game is

    • @LitAsDuck
      @LitAsDuck Год назад +2

      @@walnzell9328 I just found it funny that the dialogue sounds like a chat GPT prompt with no refining plugged into a TTS and the game was made around it

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Год назад

      @@LitAsDuck It does seem like that indeed. The story could very well have been made in ChatGPT

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 Год назад +34

    "Father what's going on? I am so afraid" he said with enough emotion and TTS in his voice to make even the cruelest gods themselves feel empathy

    • @justsomeguywhoneedstoshave8198
      @justsomeguywhoneedstoshave8198 Год назад

      I also like that the Father then yells “CALM DOWN” with such emotion. I bet it really reassured Harry that he was going to be okay

  • @SurlyHannah
    @SurlyHannah Год назад +270

    If this is made by a team of school kids or one creator with dreams then I have respect. It's a starting point! but dang, ten dollars is bold

    • @popereptillianlord6174
      @popereptillianlord6174 Год назад +25

      i dont. post it for free or keep it to yourself as a learning experience. asking $10 for this trash is a literal joke.

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou Год назад +55

      @@popereptillianlord6174 why not ask for 10$. No one has to pay it and it’s not pretending to be something it’s not. It’s like those 200$ broken steam games. Why not put a crazy price tag on it for laughs, and if someone pays it, so be it.

    • @popereptillianlord6174
      @popereptillianlord6174 Год назад

      @@Mike_Dubayou why not ask someone to pay $10 to come watch me piss then? one person might pay for it eh? being that their are games with x100 more quality than this that are free i think asking $10 for this shit is a pretty big joke and theyre probably just trying to make as much money as they can off of it.

    • @tomekk.1889
      @tomekk.1889 Год назад +6

      ​@@Mike_Dubayou Because it's unethical? It's immoral to steal from people and this is stealing

    • @wille3573
      @wille3573 Год назад +42

      @@tomekk.1889ot really, highly doubt they thought anyone would buy it. Steam also has a refund system. It’s just assets and stuff sure, and not worth it, but a “scam” doesn’t really apply here. Unless you think $10 you can refund is a lot. Also definitely isn’t stealing

  • @IPukeFire
    @IPukeFire Год назад +174

    My favorite part is when Charlie says "PUT HIM DOWN, LUCIFER!" While the monster was carrying the kid like a american girl doll.

    • @mikegibsion
      @mikegibsion Год назад

      You look dangerous lol

    • @yeeyeemfs7055
      @yeeyeemfs7055 Год назад +1

      ​@Mike, The Entertainer lmao what my guy?

    • @seb3082
      @seb3082 Год назад +3

      @@yeeyeemfs7055 I’m pretty sure it’s another bot lmao

    • @simplyphenomenal695
      @simplyphenomenal695 Год назад +1

      What’s an “American” way to hold a doll?

    • @the_homie_nero
      @the_homie_nero Год назад +1

      ​@@simplyphenomenal695 pretty sure it's just the brand lmao

  • @emem_nrd237
    @emem_nrd237 Год назад +13

    I can tell those AI voice actors put their all into their roles, Harry saying he was scared had me on the verge of tears 😢, I hope he gets saves in season 2!

  • @hoo7797
    @hoo7797 Год назад +6

    4:32 "zweihander" literally means "two-hander;" it's supposed to be a two-handed weapon. Yet Ares wields it with one hand, a testament to his sheer strength

  • @alecholland
    @alecholland Год назад +442

    I’m so glad Charlie is bringing attention to this masterpiece

    • @M7MDRX
      @M7MDRX Год назад +1

      ​@Trent Hamsley what do you mean by maps i don't get it elaborate please

    • @hrothgarnogar
      @hrothgarnogar Год назад +6

      @@M7MDRX First: MAPs stands for "minor attracted persons", AKA Pedos. Second: It's just a bot, disregard. It's trying to get you to click its channel by being controversial.

    • @rusi6219
      @rusi6219 Год назад

      ​@@hrothgarnogarwrong; a pedophile is somebody attracted to a prepubescent child while a MAP is attracted to a pubescent individual so a MAP is pretty much most adult males even though no one really wants to admit it due to social conventions

    • @hrothgarnogar
      @hrothgarnogar Год назад

      @@rusi6219 Wrong. Stop defending pedos.

    • @aliengamer6668
      @aliengamer6668 Год назад +2

      ​@@rusi6219 what the hell are you talking about? If you genuinely think that. Mabey someone should check your computer EDP

  • @theblev3650
    @theblev3650 Год назад +510

    I love how the game runs at like 2 fps while charlie has a $2000 pc

    • @TheCyanHawk.
      @TheCyanHawk. Год назад +50

      That's so adorable that you think it'd only cost $2000

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Год назад +28

      "Bro, your hardware is just crap. It runs fine for me." ~ Everyone for some dumbass reason.

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike Год назад

      @@OArchivesX Especially if you build it yourself and don't choose the components based on price alone.

    • @tarjonio
      @tarjonio Год назад +8

      I'm on mr.hawks side here, his pc is probably worth more like $4000. Motherboards and graphics cards are a lot more expensive nowadays mr.devil, and charlie is often streaming while playing a game and probably has at least one browser open as well- a 1080ti would fold

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike Год назад

      ​@@tarjonio I only agree with the 1080ti part. You can build a pc with more than enough headroom to do those things with 2k.
      I can send you a pcpartpicker link so you see for yourself.

  • @godishakira
    @godishakira Год назад +207

    Finally a worthy GOTY contester, the Gollum devs are shaking right now

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @aspxnvii
      @aspxnvii Год назад +6

      Nintendo is quaking

    • @angelofdarkness243
      @angelofdarkness243 Год назад +14

      Holy shit! bots are wilding!

    • @godishakira
      @godishakira Год назад +11

      @@angelofdarkness243 bots are on my ass HELP

    • @angelofdarkness243
      @angelofdarkness243 Год назад +5

      @@godishakira their is no escape

  • @Syndicate._
    @Syndicate._ Год назад +15

    You know it’s a good game when the character simply says “I am very excited.”

  • @TheCaptNoname
    @TheCaptNoname Год назад +21

    I love how a single screensnap at 14:11 perfectly summarizes this game

  • @poppingdolphins278
    @poppingdolphins278 Год назад +35

    I hope season 2 expands on the snow cat lore. The look in its eyes just screams character development

  • @SerJackTorrence
    @SerJackTorrence Год назад +61

    The Voice Acting is better than any game that has ever existed, i think there is a new game of the century contender

  • @producktions6180
    @producktions6180 Год назад +38

    The random ass Sakura flowers in the middle of a bay is the perfect way to represent the game…. Putting glitter on a trash bag doesn’t make it any less trash

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um Год назад +1

      When you put it that way... The price should be $170,000 and only playable at the Louvre.

  • @SoulReaverVidView
    @SoulReaverVidView Год назад +120

    This is insane. =D Wonder if it was an ai project, get it to script, program and voice the game with no human intervention.

    • @econ347
      @econ347 Год назад +21

      unlike gollum, this actually made me laugh

    • @ryzikx
      @ryzikx Год назад +12

      probably newbie dev using ai to help

    • @TTVMaldrix
      @TTVMaldrix Год назад +6

      @@ryzikx dude i could probably do better than this lol

    • @jordandrukqsz4026
      @jordandrukqsz4026 Год назад +2

      @@TTVMaldrix A lot of people think they could make something and then it becomes tedious with no money to outsource to others and they just lose the passion for the project really early.

    • @jrobwhydidyoutubechangemyname
      @jrobwhydidyoutubechangemyname Год назад +1

      I also wondered this.

  • @greatmouflon
    @greatmouflon Год назад +18

    The battle mechanics look so silky smooth and immersive.

  • @Crosier5961
    @Crosier5961 Год назад +45

    The game designer clearly didn't expect anyone to want to turn down the volume on those absolute bangers

  • @Deeeeeeeee1
    @Deeeeeeeee1 Год назад +87

    The 6-hour quest to defeat this game begins...

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants Год назад

      So many fucking bots...

  • @dylanstrong383
    @dylanstrong383 Год назад +18

    When Harry said “Father what’s going on . I am so afraid” I really felt that

  • @grahamt4959
    @grahamt4959 Год назад +7

    Please make this into the next speed run challenge. I’d happily die seeing some of that

  • @invaderjay
    @invaderjay Год назад +20

    As someone who just graduated and got my BS in Game Design, I can without a shadow of doubt guarantee you this is a student project. One of my fellow alumni had the same issue with her Mini-map just being a top down view with an arrow floating above the player. That, the combat and lack of optimization are all giving me PTSD from playtesting fellow student projects.

  • @trevoreklof1088
    @trevoreklof1088 Год назад +64

    Love how gollum is just the new standard for a bad game

  • @justintolley9309
    @justintolley9309 Год назад +17

    The map being just a top down view with a dorito overlayed over the character as he moves around is so fucking funny

    • @slayerofdarknssdmt9697
      @slayerofdarknssdmt9697 Год назад +2

      I'm pretty sure if you'd look up you'd see the dorito in the sky right above you too

  • @ClockFink
    @ClockFink Год назад +83

    Imagine if we went back in time and told him while he was playing Redfall that he’d play multiple worse games within a month

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou Год назад +5

      This game is 9 dollars according to another comment. It’s allowed to be this bad, which still makes red fall worse.

    • @dooddoingstuff
      @dooddoingstuff Год назад

      @@Mike_Dubayou charlie literally said it in the beginning too

  • @TakeItEasyArts
    @TakeItEasyArts Год назад +10

    Charlie fighting for the future of his son Harry was truly heartwarming.

  • @Katlove45
    @Katlove45 Год назад +5

    This may be my favorite game ever. That cliffhanger was criminal.

  • @Puzzles-Pins
    @Puzzles-Pins Год назад +257

    Honestly it's kinda impressive. Sure it's unpolished and perhaps the jankiest thing ive ever seen, relying on artificial voices that seem worse than just simple text because they carry no emotion, but someone obviously worked on this. There's a lot of visual effects and shit thrown in, and relative to most shovelware seems pretty playable. This could be Jr's first action rpg or something. They're trying to tell an actual story, and use cutscenes, and everything. Seems like the creator was actually trying to create. Even if the end product is painful to look at. Maybe if they keep trying they'll get there eventually.

    • @classicliar1557
      @classicliar1557 Год назад +38

      I think you're trying to be too nice 😂

    • @ali32bit42
      @ali32bit42 Год назад +54

      dont give them too much credit. at least 85 % of this ,including the code and probably some of the layout is just unreal asset store. i have seen those exact systems and effects before. and the complete and utter lack of consistency and art direction shows they know nothing about any of what they are doing . even the performance is horrible since charile has a monster PC and its not able to run it without lag.

    • @MelloCello7
      @MelloCello7 Год назад +15

      I'm almost convinced someone asked chat gpt to make a game, and this is the game

    • @bigdoggo5827
      @bigdoggo5827 Год назад +15

      It's unironically better than Gollum, this game didn't put Charlie to sleep

    • @iHavo
      @iHavo Год назад +14

      @@ali32bit42 Much of the art and models are likely assets, sure, but the systems - inventory system, most of the UI, scene triggers, dialogue events, those all take quite a bit of time to program and at least a fundamental understanding of the engine. Original commenter was absolutely right, this took time and passion from someone who was likely excited to make it and was learning the engine, and there's definitely good in that! Even if the game is hot garbage, I love seeing the enthusiasm that went into making it

  • @tatianaes3354
    @tatianaes3354 Год назад +26

    *I LIKE how the father historically says* “Calm down, son!” to his calm, indifferent son.

  • @bloink3511
    @bloink3511 Год назад +14

    You can’t keep raising the bar on us like that Charlie

  • @NotSylvanUnfortunately
    @NotSylvanUnfortunately Год назад +2

    One thing I haven't seen anyone talking about is the subtitles. They're on the same level of quality as really bad fanfiction.

  • @YasaiTsume
    @YasaiTsume Год назад +5

    I like how the HuD has a life bar, a stamina bar and a life orb and a magic orb as well.

  • @benb1396
    @benb1396 Год назад +7

    the line delivery has my DYING

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +47

    Cant believe Charlie would mock Gollum, its a useful game that set example for other games on how not to be awful

  • @LuciusVulpes
    @LuciusVulpes Год назад +13

    This shit is a Unity asset flip. I recognize a lot of those assets from when I was doing my bachelor's in Game Design.

  • @wuzzle7780
    @wuzzle7780 Год назад +4

    Seeing the art style of the settings menu be futuristic when the game is set in medieval times is just so funny to me.

  • @themagicalonion
    @themagicalonion Год назад +5

    Ok but the music in the opening and the ambience (what Charlie thought was a train sound effect 1:04) are just stolen from the Outer Wilds Echoes of the Eye DLC. That music is ingrained into my soul.

    • @archdruidbookwalter951
      @archdruidbookwalter951 Год назад

      You are absolutely right, I knew I had heard it before somewhere but spent way too long thinking it was from Rain World before reading your comment

  • @BaissVecis
    @BaissVecis Год назад +17

    The sheer incompetence of the devs actually inspires me to make games. I don't think it would take much to make something even marginally better than this

  • @greeneclipse8088
    @greeneclipse8088 Год назад +14

    This HAS to be the next speedrun challenge!

  • @Sun_Bro69
    @Sun_Bro69 Год назад +6

    Charlie talking during the game play showed more emotion than the games dialog

  • @abraholives
    @abraholives Год назад +5

    I'm fairly certain the music at 0:22 is stolen from outer wilds echoes of the eye

  • @forlogic53
    @forlogic53 Год назад +18

    "Give us weapons!"
    "Brother I am about to die"
    Most realistic convo in videogames ever.

  • @emeraldheart2050
    @emeraldheart2050 Год назад +38

    Gotta love how Charlie is now getting into mobile gaming

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад +1

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @jrlin4180
      @jrlin4180 Год назад

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine First bot I can get behind

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. Год назад +26

    If this is a joke they actually managed to make a hilarious one.

  • @Pepsy
    @Pepsy Год назад +5

    “Brother, I’m about to die” boutta be my catch phrase for the summer

  • @Toopderp__
    @Toopderp__ Год назад +8

    Thats truly the best game in the world, so much lore and story, if they do not make a 2nd one it will never be forgotten in gaming history.

  • @Assault_Butter_Knife
    @Assault_Butter_Knife Год назад +6

    2:39 I'm pretty sure that transition screen is ripped from Deus Ex HR. And the font looks like the one that was used for Blade Runner

  • @buzzcutguy405
    @buzzcutguy405 Год назад +27

    this still looks better then the fashion show in meta

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

    • @jrlin4180
      @jrlin4180 Год назад

      True 😂

  • @Whopper222
    @Whopper222 Год назад +21

    Gollum is like the Morbius of video games

  • @alexfulcrumart
    @alexfulcrumart Год назад +4

    my brain was so desperate to see something good that i thought there was a giant stalking you from above the trees at 7:48

  • @kwoni3337
    @kwoni3337 Год назад +101

    If you ignore the price tag it's honestly kinda impressive assuming it's devs first game or close to. Gollum on the other hand has no excuses

    • @LOCKET2547
      @LOCKET2547 Год назад +13

      have you ever attempted to make a game? its not like this insane thing that you need 4 degrees to do things like unreal engine make it trivial

    • @kwoni3337
      @kwoni3337 Год назад +35

      @@LOCKET2547 not recently no, and if it really isn't that hard then why are there so many trash games? How does gollum exist if it's THAT easy and they had an entire studio working on it hmm? 🤔 Why do you feel the need to minimise my compliment to someone you don't know? In an attempt to feel better about your own lack of accomplishments perhaps? Curious

    • @rowannadon7668
      @rowannadon7668 Год назад +41

      @@kwoni3337 anyone who says making an actually good, polished 3D game is easy has obviously never tried it. Not that it’s insanely impossible or anything but the amount of work involved is a lot for 1 person or even a small team is insane

    • @LOCKET2547
      @LOCKET2547 Год назад +3

      @@kwoni3337 its not like this game is unpolished, its fundamentally broken every single aspect of this game has something wrong with it, now listen baby boy this what happens when someone misunderstands how long it takes to develop a game the fact he would upload this broken mess to steam for NINE DOLLARS is crazy if your gonna make a broken mess make it free and gollum was fundamentally flawed made as a rushed cashgrab for the lord of the rings series i mean have you ever even heard of Daedalic Entertainment? and my bad i undermined your compliment on something you have no idea what your talking about

    • @kwoni3337
      @kwoni3337 Год назад +16

      @@LOCKET2547 bro you're reading way too far into this. I literally said if you ignore the price it's "kinda impressive" assuming it's the devs first game. I didn't say it was a good game, I didn't say it wasn't broken, I didn't say it was worth $9. I said it was kinda impressive. That's it. And yea I have heard of Daedalic, have you not? They published divinity original sin 1 and 2, made the edna and Harvey games which I've played a couple of, aer memories of old and state of mind was pretty good as well. The guy that voice acted geralt is in it. Your point? Oh wait it's completely undermined now because you didn't expect me to know that. Oops. Really showing how much you know about the indie scene lol. You keep saying I don't know anything about game dev and yet you keep showing everyone that your own knowledge level is a lot lower than you think it is. Just take the L and move on bud 👍

  • @derekrequiem4359
    @derekrequiem4359 4 месяца назад +2

    "Brother, I'm about to die. 😐"

  • @MrCommentGod
    @MrCommentGod Год назад +20

    *Timestamps for the video*
    Start: 0:00
    End: 15:25

    • @addictedgamer3146
      @addictedgamer3146 Год назад +3

      Thanks mate i don't know what we do without you.

    • @eremophila
      @eremophila Год назад

      i wish i was you.............

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself. Be true to your country. 🇺🇸 - Hulk Hogan.

  • @Th3Watch3r
    @Th3Watch3r Год назад +8

    Charlie playing this will probably be the best thing that happens for the Devs.

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus Год назад +11

    Cant wait for the speedrun. The potential tech is incredible.

  • @Trance4mason
    @Trance4mason Год назад +2

    The most comical thing is the FPS counter on the menu screen.

  • @jacobgalindo7872
    @jacobgalindo7872 Год назад +6

    so cool to see geralt of rivia making cameos in another games! truly immersive world building!

  • @Han0984
    @Han0984 Год назад +13

    There was so much emotions in the dialogue between the father and son during the first scene I cried

  • @MeryddJ
    @MeryddJ Год назад +20

    Such splendor, beauty and attention to detail. I'm literally lost for words... I mean obviously there are one or two graphical defects but that's simply because we've reached the end of what's capable on current gen hardware such as the GTX 4090 Ti 👍

  • @BlissBatch
    @BlissBatch Год назад +18

    I'm very glad that the devs clarified that "Dark Days: Devil Hunt: Season 1" is "the First Season of Dark Days: Devil Hunt." Never would've figured that one out without clarification.

  • @jeremyevans710
    @jeremyevans710 Год назад +2

    "Its just a lion man"
    "I WILL BURRY YOU!!"

  • @Rissoe_Really
    @Rissoe_Really Год назад +1

    The main reason why i love this content is because Charlie can just act so surprised, it is making me lose it each time like bro there is a dragon and his biggest problem is that that isn't a fish

  • @superbtrilogy5049
    @superbtrilogy5049 Год назад +12

    The Gollum devs quickly pumped this out and I must say it is suprisingly well

  • @abelleyva3204
    @abelleyva3204 Год назад +6

    6:27 the demon slaming the ground using the kid killed me 😂

  • @bugsbunny6387
    @bugsbunny6387 Год назад +4

    The devs used 8% power of effort spell

  • @jamesbullo
    @jamesbullo Год назад +2

    How much AI do you want to make this game?
    "DEV": YES

  • @CadianColors
    @CadianColors Год назад +1

    I really like how the HP guage wasn't even on the correct layer; it was in front of the frame slapped in there lazily