Craziest Game I've Played All Year

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • This is the greatest hologram game of All Time
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  • @vortex_talon
    @vortex_talon Год назад +3421

    The voice acting is immeasurable. Truly a technological feat.

  • @rohanajacob1313
    @rohanajacob1313 Год назад +793

    Woner sounds like he's constantly trying not to shit his pants.

    • @ssstrega
      @ssstrega Год назад +2

      @@fours02 British 😂😂😂

    • @IStealPotatoesBTW
      @IStealPotatoesBTW Год назад +14

      fair enough, Samahor do be terrifying

    • @connordorman117
      @connordorman117 Год назад +1

      Great comment, have a reply that isn't a bot.

    • @rohanajacob1313
      @rohanajacob1313 Год назад +2

      @@connordorman117 youtube really dosent give a shit abt the bots sadly

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Год назад +1

      This made me laugh in the morning, thanks man.

  • @WorldGoods
    @WorldGoods Год назад +4083

    Love when a game has the controls overlayed all the time

    • @heroiccombatengineer6018
      @heroiccombatengineer6018 Год назад +88

      My public hair is longer than peinguinz0's

    • @beauaIloevv
      @beauaIloevv Год назад +19

      nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂

    • @Daxer2009
      @Daxer2009 Год назад +67

      I love that these low quality UE games are too dark and to bright to see shit

    • @capncantread2985
      @capncantread2985 Год назад +38

      pretty sure you can hit tab to close it

    • @PainfulGrowth
      @PainfulGrowth Год назад

      🍉🍗 🩸 🔫🚬⛓️🔌🍃

  • @Iuwl
    @Iuwl Год назад +202

    Watching this feels like it's a game generated by an AI

  • @peacethroughacoustics3163
    @peacethroughacoustics3163 Год назад +6506

    This is what happens when you spend 99% of the budget on graphics and 1% on gameplay, voice acting, and marketing.

    • @weegee9072
      @weegee9072 Год назад +252

      Whoa language dudes

    • @ILoveFuty
      @ILoveFuty Год назад +441

      I hate bots bruh like, damn

    • @tposman1547
      @tposman1547 Год назад +325

      @@ILoveFuty they are so annoying and youtube doesn't give a fuck about those bots just like they always do

    • @dreadlord1265
      @dreadlord1265 Год назад +122

      Damn bruh I’m glad I ain’t black💀

    • @pengabob
      @pengabob Год назад +2

      So basically Advent Rising?

  • @ElementalLeaf
    @ElementalLeaf Год назад +176

    Calling the enemy faction Hors was a stroke of genius to be honest. They might have just changed the meta for faction names

  • @Kotazumaa
    @Kotazumaa Год назад +501

    11:42 heaviest editing I've seen in a moistcritical video

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 Год назад +100

      that was intense. im glad charlie remembered and searched out that moment and added those special effects.

    • @imuttx
      @imuttx Год назад +12

      a technological feat

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq Год назад +4

      It took me years to edit like thay

  • @hamigakisan7094
    @hamigakisan7094 Год назад +106

    This game has infected me. I climbed a ladder today doing housework and said “I need to climb, the old fashioned way” out loud…

    • @moussamiller4812
      @moussamiller4812 Год назад +12

      I think the funniest thing is that they stole that line from Batman: Arkham Asylum

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@moussamiller4812 well its not really an iconic line of some sort, but then again we're talking about the game that has the line "I eat punks like these for breakfast" so who knows

  • @Shine28
    @Shine28 Год назад +915

    THE HORS ARE APPROACHING

  • @user-vc8tw9tn9k
    @user-vc8tw9tn9k Год назад +96

    Being in chat for this was a treat. Everyone unanimously typing "IMPROVISE EZ" in response to the constant "Leader? What are you gonna do?" prompt was entertaining.

  • @tempuraaaaa
    @tempuraaaaa Год назад +1660

    i just realised they're spelling "Colonel" as "Kernal". Spelling it how it's said LMAO. God I love games made by a company whose mother tongue isn't English like this, just has that little goofy ass charm to it.

    • @plutobear9318
      @plutobear9318 Год назад +51

      @Patrick39 ok Patrick39

    • @beauaIloevv
      @beauaIloevv Год назад +10

      nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming Год назад +6

      who made this game???

    • @JankyHB
      @JankyHB Год назад +43

      KERNAL
      I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU KERNAL HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @hopelessromantic3786
      @hopelessromantic3786 Год назад +78

      To be fair it shouldn't be spelled Colonel and have an r sound in it. They're right.

  • @Subjectivity13
    @Subjectivity13 Год назад +115

    I keep going back to 3:13 with the computer voice saying, "There are Hors everywhere." There's no way the develop didn't know that word. I know his English isn't perfect, but everybody learns the dirty words first. I'm sure he knew, but either way it's hilarious. I only wish the hero responded with, "Sounds like my kind of planet!"

  • @rustyshakkleford
    @rustyshakkleford Год назад +208

    Lens Flare: The Game

  • @blacktigerpaw1
    @blacktigerpaw1 Год назад +778

    The main dude really does look like Papa John what the hell

  • @kaosreality7154
    @kaosreality7154 Год назад +523

    Hate it when the hor u want is stuck behind a wall

  • @Revanchist2
    @Revanchist2 Год назад +326

    You can finally play as John Hologram

    • @AdornThyHeadset
      @AdornThyHeadset Год назад +33

      That's Papa John Hologram to you

    • @DailyDoseOfPenguinz0
      @DailyDoseOfPenguinz0 Год назад

      Check my channel out for edited charlie streams and longer moistcr1tikal content! Thank you in advance :) ❤️

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 Год назад +3

      @@AdornThyHeadset oh shit

  • @unless4317
    @unless4317 Год назад +366

    Why does the leader sound like a 14 yo kid trying to do his best at doing a deep voice

  • @swazzu
    @swazzu Год назад +103

    i’m confused cause a lot of the cinematography and direction is actually pretty good. whoever made this has a good eye for action sequences, and it seems they’re working with what they’ve got (free unreal assets) to make their creativity come to life and i respect it.

    • @lukabrasi001
      @lukabrasi001 Год назад +14

      just what i was thinking, unless the camera shots came with the free assets themselves

  • @dreamhollow
    @dreamhollow Год назад +59

    I started laughing so hard when one of the characters said "watch your step!" before flying off the bridge.

  • @Gingerbread22
    @Gingerbread22 Год назад +381

    This is some classic Charlie that I love. So many wrong things going on in the game makes the video rewatchable with his constant fustration.

  • @ryanwomack6717
    @ryanwomack6717 Год назад +1366

    You're a hero to this men and women!

  • @Ryan-mech-muffin
    @Ryan-mech-muffin Год назад +16

    I think the cliche 90s hero one-liners are comedy gold. Especially when delivered by someone giving his 1% to play an edge lord.

  • @WallahNein
    @WallahNein Год назад +58

    I always wondered what games would be like with lens flares as main characters

  • @chuckydee2951
    @chuckydee2951 Год назад +295

    You're a hero to this men and women

    • @decodas
      @decodas Год назад +12

      I saw this comment as soon as he said that

    • @decodas
      @decodas Год назад +8

      Words to live by

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 4 месяца назад

      HELL YEA BROTHER

  • @almicc
    @almicc Год назад +54

    I'm actually impressed by the cutscenes, they packed so much action and demonstrated genuine effort. He just needs to switch cameras about 10x less, lower the lens flare, and animate the eyes of everyone else instead of only the main character one out of five scenes.
    Also, the level that didn't work was actually a template level on Unreal Engine designed to show off particle effects. The entire level.

    • @AhmadWahelsa
      @AhmadWahelsa Год назад +11

      Developer probably just finished Mass Effect 3 and said "let's make my own game"

  • @gunjac86
    @gunjac86 Год назад +16

    “I hear bad boys” is how I’m gonna describe every enemy encounter from now on.

  • @TheEngineerYTDS
    @TheEngineerYTDS Год назад +89

    This game really makes you feel like Papa John

    • @muffler-shuffler
      @muffler-shuffler Год назад +3

      I can feel the power of papa John coming inside me.

  • @tposman1547
    @tposman1547 Год назад +57

    This is what you call a graphically intense game

  • @SnoppleWopple
    @SnoppleWopple Год назад +17

    11:43 that zoom was the most editing ive seen charlie do in a long time

  • @tposman1547
    @tposman1547 Год назад +183

    23:28 bro thinks he is saul goodman 💀 ☠

  • @lemao2222
    @lemao2222 Год назад +31

    "Audio director": "Just... just do your best tough guy impression, okay? Here, have this entire mexican buffet before entering the booth. That should help!"
    "Voner Voice actor": "phew, I'm full... uh, how's all that mex gonna help me, exactly?"
    "Audio director" *[locks the booth door]*
    "Voner Voice actor": "...sir?"

  • @thewiseone2717
    @thewiseone2717 Год назад +17

    I noticed immediately this game was an asset flip when I saw the exact "free locomotion pack" on unreal engine 10 seconds into the game

  • @sideways198
    @sideways198 Год назад +43

    Thank you once again Charlie for the series of background noises while I'm doing something else

  • @IVISMiLESIVI
    @IVISMiLESIVI Год назад +24

    Charlie's patience really is S tier for somehow putting up with these games for longer than 10 minutes.

  • @chuckydee2951
    @chuckydee2951 Год назад +39

    They came so close to naming the guy Boner in a world of hors

  • @achilles3140
    @achilles3140 Год назад +20

    "Say something cool"
    "The Hologram is freedom"
    "F*** yes"
    I love this game haha

  • @SoranotRoxas
    @SoranotRoxas Год назад +74

    I'm totally convinced this game was made by an AI

    • @SoranotRoxas
      @SoranotRoxas Год назад +6

      @@nyarancia it was just a joke man...

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 Год назад +56

    15:51 best voice acting ever from "Woner", in a game featuring enemies called "Hors". Truly a game of all time.

  • @ar_reactions612
    @ar_reactions612 Год назад +25

    The true Hologram was the friends we made along the way

  • @GeminiWoods
    @GeminiWoods Год назад +3

    A case study in something "so bad, its good".

  • @ricardoangulomora762
    @ricardoangulomora762 Год назад +42

    This camera work looks like something straight out of Stanley Kubrik's vision. They truly outdid themselves with the cinematography. The composition of some of these scenes will be studied for decades to come, not to mention the revolutionary gameplay and some of the most heart wrenching performances in the history of entertainment. Gaming has truly peaked. I can't wait for Hologram to crush Tears of the Kingdom, Wo Long, FFXVI and Starfield at the Game Awards 2023.

  • @mckinleyfisher-lynd3896
    @mckinleyfisher-lynd3896 Год назад +8

    I died at "I'm reading multiple Hors"

  • @PurpleMiku
    @PurpleMiku Год назад +10

    I fucking broke out into laughter near the end when Helen said "I will always love you" LMAO whoever voice acted that truly did not give a fuck.

  • @jonnystiztv
    @jonnystiztv Год назад +7

    The voice acting has me in my feelings… so much emotion in this game, when Fiver said “You’re a hero to this men and women” I actually cried a little.

  • @Gijojojo561
    @Gijojojo561 Год назад +97

    Truly a hero to this men and women.

  • @lance740
    @lance740 Год назад +2

    Free assets, using AI for the dialogue,, zero focus on optimization, static animation, and levels that barely work. Oh yea, its all comin together

  • @indianboy0453
    @indianboy0453 Год назад +7

    This game literally looks like someone developed a fever dream after waking up one morning.

  • @getmepaid2day653
    @getmepaid2day653 Год назад +10

    Gotta love a game that makes Killer Croc the main antagonist

  • @spacemanonearth8830
    @spacemanonearth8830 Год назад +19

    This legit feels like an AI Generated Game, Welcome to the future

  • @JTGallant
    @JTGallant Год назад +35

    I was just thinking about how even if you play or watch something, "bad", if the person who made it truly loved making it, it shows through fun. This developer clearly loved makin this game and despite it being the definition of jank, it's so freakin charming how over the top, "playing with my star wars action figures as I go along with it" the game is. Charlie's reactions were the same as mine. That's just fun.

  • @gogimal
    @gogimal Год назад +40

    lol imagine if u stopped playing on that first level

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Год назад +2

    Ok, this game went from being a bargain bin Callisto Protocol to a bargain bin Gears of War really quick.

  • @ianreptil
    @ianreptil Год назад +9

    It's like watching a 4k bollywood film

  • @mimirofthebifrostteats5380
    @mimirofthebifrostteats5380 Год назад +23

    This is certainly a game.

  • @Lyander25
    @Lyander25 Год назад +3

    Why do I get the feeling the lead voice actor and facial mesh base was some dev self-inserting for a power fantasy.

  • @epicfish8134
    @epicfish8134 Год назад +11

    Hideo Kojima cutscenes

  • @SelectBard133
    @SelectBard133 Год назад +14

    This game wants so badly to be Gears of War / Mass Effect... / The Matrix... like not a Matrix game, just the whole movie.

  • @Forest__Spirit
    @Forest__Spirit Год назад +1

    “Dude looks like Papa John” 😹😹😹😹 Charlies chat is fire

  • @UncIeDeath
    @UncIeDeath Год назад +15

    Oh man, twitch chat was crazy with this game. THE HORS ARE APPROACHING, IMPROVISE

  • @ruddodasav1227
    @ruddodasav1227 Год назад +2

    @07:37 “hes in the walls……HES IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!”

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 Год назад +13

    This is what happens if you code an AI to make an Epic Sci-Fi 3rd Person shooter.

  • @connorupton4200
    @connorupton4200 Год назад +2

    13:45 why am I laughing at this scene it’s so funny for some reason, plus Charlie just sitting there deadpan like always. Perfect

  • @deoTS1
    @deoTS1 Год назад +31

    You're a hero to this men and women.

  • @sketchysketches381
    @sketchysketches381 Год назад +2

    Nobody is talking about the beach scene cutting the Reaper noise straight from the Mass Effect and plugging it into their game

  • @damp1x488
    @damp1x488 Год назад +6

    The game looks like one of those Developer simulator games where you max graphics and visuals and put everything else at 1

  • @mikekling4605
    @mikekling4605 Год назад +116

    It’s the best unfinished game of the year!

  • @TheJapaneseDeskFlipper
    @TheJapaneseDeskFlipper Год назад +7

    Games like this make me want to genuinely try my hand at voice acting.

  • @sundaynightdrunk
    @sundaynightdrunk Год назад +3

    The section when he couldn't use his gun was Charlie at his old-school finest, just ripping on the game and the characters who stood around while he got peppered with gunfire and kicked in the air. It went on for quite a while on the stream. Hilarious stuff.

  • @gavinprice7684
    @gavinprice7684 Год назад +3

    They just decided to put the boss fights in cutscenes instead of making you go through the pain of doing them yourself. You should be thanking them Charlie.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Год назад +7

    Charle must be some hologram he doesn't even know all the characters he sees which means he is on an entirely different rhelm we can't get to

  • @ReconNite
    @ReconNite Год назад +5

    I'm literally getting Gears of War vibes from this game lol. Especially at 11:57. It's basically the "We need to find the Resonator" speech from Victor Hoffman. On top of that, it has similar camera like cutscenes with the helicopter scene at 12:15!

    • @julianrosado1592
      @julianrosado1592 Год назад

      Its the exact same speech

    • @iguana4564
      @iguana4564 Год назад +1

      Lmao I thought samahor was gonna pop out of the fire like RAAM at 18:58

    • @jayceallen6530
      @jayceallen6530 Год назад

      Funny enough this game reminds me of the other asset flip game called gene raine that charlie played that was gears of war inspired, watching this video makes me nostalgic in a weird way that isn’t good, but not horrible either

  • @knashboi3914
    @knashboi3914 Год назад +6

    2:23 "Holy shit it's the futur- oh, past."
    LOL the timing was golden.

  • @Thanadeez
    @Thanadeez Год назад +6

    i loved when Woner said *it's wonering time* and wonered all over the place

  • @magneticzero9575
    @magneticzero9575 Год назад +95

    Gonna tell my kids this was Super Mario Sunshine

  • @redskies3125
    @redskies3125 Год назад +2

    Mfs didn’t even complete the video and saying how much they love that game

  • @elpidaguy
    @elpidaguy Год назад +8

    so the only one who can defeat ""HORS" is "Woner"? Good Game...xD

  • @WeebsArePathetic
    @WeebsArePathetic Год назад +2

    The voice acting is absolutely top notch lmfao

  • @bboi6069
    @bboi6069 Год назад +312

    Truly the game of all time

  • @spookson5679
    @spookson5679 Год назад +2

    2:54 lol they left in the animation state switcher that comes with alsv4 that was meant to be used for testing

  • @VesselGunpoint
    @VesselGunpoint Год назад +3

    The story of this game feels like Neil breen's movies on steroids. Truly one of the story of all time!!

  • @bo9591
    @bo9591 Год назад +1

    "Find the hologram" he says the dude infront of multiple holograms

  • @mattbas-vi7750
    @mattbas-vi7750 Год назад +14

    Did they think nobody would notice that the chick is the old man's model with a wig? This game's a riot (and a nightmare)

  • @Fucyocouch
    @Fucyocouch Год назад +1

    6:06 "there's nothing more to the game"
    *me: looks to see if videos almost over* 🤣😁

  • @elitegibus5862
    @elitegibus5862 Год назад +6

    Damn Moonfall the video game looking kinda nuts

  • @DismayingHades6
    @DismayingHades6 Год назад +1

    i love how the ending song was tryna give off gangsta's paradise vibes, to damn goofy

  • @SoranotRoxas
    @SoranotRoxas Год назад +7

    As soon as he started the game moving the camera around I knew this was going to be one of the *greatest games of all time* 😌

  • @iancharles5551
    @iancharles5551 Год назад +1

    Cliff exists: true
    Charlie: Jesus! Bamboozled again!

  • @dimadobrik4516
    @dimadobrik4516 Год назад +15

    It almost blows my brain how it's 2022 and people develop and release T H I S

    • @taxabletour4109
      @taxabletour4109 Год назад +3

      for like 2 developers the cutscenes are really good

    • @lukeschultz6886
      @lukeschultz6886 8 месяцев назад +2

      This is just a project. I mean the graphics and cut scenes are good.

    • @dimadobrik4516
      @dimadobrik4516 8 месяцев назад

      @@lukeschultz6886 what do you mean by "just a project", GTA 6 is also a project 😂
      And yeah I give them the graphics but what good are those if everything else is trash?

  • @fabiorutichelli7006
    @fabiorutichelli7006 Год назад +2

    The controls constantly being overlayed gives it that nice early 2000’s flash game vibe

  • @PaleoPalico
    @PaleoPalico Год назад +3

    11:41 Truly a rare moment

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity Год назад +1

    «Maybe i don’t need Callisto Protocol»

  • @jackh7183
    @jackh7183 Год назад +9

    Can confirm this is a crazy game

  • @pixelprincess9
    @pixelprincess9 Год назад +2

    Charlie yelling "warcrime! warcrime!" like your younger brother yelling to your mum that you're breaking the rules.

  • @KonadorAuchindoun
    @KonadorAuchindoun Год назад +3

    i like how helena kinda just, stands around the place lmao

  • @DarvosNethven3E
    @DarvosNethven3E Год назад +17

    I hope they make a sequel. The game was amazing! Probably even better than God of war Ragnarok!

    • @Nemesis9K
      @Nemesis9K Год назад +3

      I want them to make a squeal too

  • @ludokai2691
    @ludokai2691 Год назад +4

    I love how this is super futuristic yet you're running around with an M9, AS-50 etc.

  • @admiralredcoat
    @admiralredcoat Год назад +4

    Rest in peace Samahor, you were the true hologram.

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios Год назад

    "Leader, what r u gonna do"
    "Uninstall this game"

  • @graysmith9218
    @graysmith9218 Год назад +14

    This is actually a collab between an indie developer, unreal engine, and Papa John's. It's actually pretty sick. Lots of luck to the project.

  • @justsomeguy8597
    @justsomeguy8597 Год назад +2

    that ice cream van driver is a hero to this men and women