Halo 5 Is The Worst Halo Campaign

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 3 года назад +4515

    What’s funny is that the writer for Halo 5 literally admitted that he wrote this story with absolutely no idea what direction they should take for the next game

    • @chikennooget8891
      @chikennooget8891 3 года назад +243

      @@joshroehl6098 what, no

    • @rold4096
      @rold4096 3 года назад +666

      @@joshroehl6098 Josh this isn’t the way to promote your music. Doing this makes people instantly dislike you.

    • @ButtermilkJesusTypeBeat
      @ButtermilkJesusTypeBeat 3 года назад +238

      @@joshroehl6098 are you THAT desperate for engagement, just ANY kind of attention strangers are willing to give you? Genuinely curious.

    • @Dunnay48
      @Dunnay48 3 года назад +122

      @@joshroehl6098 i just wabt to say, that your music is so fucking bad that i played it to annoy my friends

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 3 года назад +125

      @@joshroehl6098 i played your music to my deaf friends and they said its Lit🔥💯

  • @nagger8216
    @nagger8216 3 года назад +1878

    I love how Vale's entire character is just translating what Elites speak when they probably just have a future version of Google Translate they can use

    • @Tawleyn
      @Tawleyn 3 года назад +272

      I mean, that's the canon explanation for why you can understand Covvies in Halo 2 as Master Chief. UNSC built translators into helmet comms.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 3 года назад +113

      @@Tawleyn lol Thank you for proving my point even more

    • @DistinguishedSombrero
      @DistinguishedSombrero 3 года назад +150

      At this point they just said
      “Fuck it, we need new characters. Throw in some random ass people who’s only contribution to the progress of the plot is the ability to T A L K, make them make noise or smthn”

    • @jhonnypeligro1159
      @jhonnypeligro1159 3 года назад +75

      The best part is that speaking elite somehow qualifies her to become a spartan, at least the others are war veterans

    • @maizeman90
      @maizeman90 3 года назад +22

      Good lord, I never even considered this because they do have translators in their helmet. Though, I think the use of it has been inconsistent.

  • @Volker_A4
    @Volker_A4 3 года назад +1678

    "I already forgot why we're here" don't worry, they didn't tell you.

    • @aykae130
      @aykae130 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ML3m10BeAFM/видео.html

    • @bobafatty111
      @bobafatty111 3 года назад +79

      "Hey"
      "Yeah?"
      "You ever wonder why we're here?"

    • @jsksks117
      @jsksks117 3 года назад +26

      @@bobafatty111 One of life's greatest mysteries isn't it

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 3 года назад +3

      @@bobafatty111 because we get payed to

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 3 года назад +6

      This is possibly the most garbage and disappointing set of replies I have seen

  • @JJJBunney001
    @JJJBunney001 3 года назад +2899

    As someone whos into the lore, that part with chat trying to explain the Spartan IIs really hurt me on an emotional level

    • @Coliflower185
      @Coliflower185 3 года назад +108

      Amen brother

    • @bonda_racing3579
      @bonda_racing3579 3 года назад +13

      Time stamp?

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 3 года назад +15

      My assumption is that the spartan IIs that pop back up were apart of the spartan 2 rejects. The ones where the gene modes and cybernetics didn't take. I thought they figured out how to get them to stop shitting themselves and walk on their own.

    • @Sangheilitat117
      @Sangheilitat117 3 года назад +325

      @@DamnDaimen Kelly, Linda, and Fred were operating in different theaters while Chief was doing his thing. They were all part of the group that survived the selection process and were with him up until the fall of Reach. The book that goes over what they were doing the most is Ghost of Onyx iirc.

    • @TUCell-ps5mi
      @TUCell-ps5mi 3 года назад +10

      Wait until he asks about Halo 3 ODST
      How’s that gonna go?

  • @orangethesaberguy7638
    @orangethesaberguy7638 3 года назад +3910

    'buck is the only one on this team that's worth anything'
    *we know*

    • @ihavenoname4139
      @ihavenoname4139 3 года назад +167

      @@Seven-vn6qi he's spamming in mutahars comment sections as well. Not sure why someone set this bot up

    • @orangethesaberguy7638
      @orangethesaberguy7638 3 года назад +217

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 millions of years of evolution to make this. Man’s got 2 brain cells fighting for third place

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 3 года назад +68

      Yeah, buck and arbiter are the only good things about 5

    • @ihavenoname4139
      @ihavenoname4139 3 года назад +8

      @@orangethesaberguy7638 💀💀💀

    • @Ownxer
      @Ownxer 3 года назад +32

      @@ihavenoname4139 it’s for attention. Us talking about him is a win. He got your attention he won

  • @jellydonut4206
    @jellydonut4206 3 года назад +4281

    "Well, that fucking sucked. Gameplay was good tho" Halo 5 in a nutshell

    • @StrifeRixa
      @StrifeRixa 3 года назад +220

      Overlooking the fact that it doesnt play like Halo anymore because of the forced "squad" mechanic.

    • @lukekistan4004
      @lukekistan4004 3 года назад +36

      @@StrifeRixa "forced"

    • @StrifeRixa
      @StrifeRixa 3 года назад +259

      @@lukekistan4004 yes, forced. As in they rebuilt core gameplay from the ground up just to make it involve the stupid little squads.
      You played the game, right? They redesigned several enemies just to force you to flank around them while your team distracts them.

    • @StrifeRixa
      @StrifeRixa 3 года назад +149

      @@lukekistan4004 Oh and they made enemies way too aggressive to entice you into directing your team to balance combat, only that doesnt work because the AI is trash. Instead you wind up spending most of the game running away while the AI doesnt even hesitate to get right up in your face, knowing they're beyond tanky enough to beat you in a slugging match.

    • @basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t7126
      @basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t7126 3 года назад +99

      I disagree that the gameplay (in campaign) is even good.
      At least when I played, I had to take cover and take pot shots far too often. In other Halos, on heroic, it was all about the mobility. Run and gun, only move around cover for a moment to let your shields recharge. In Halo 5, I constantly had to find a rock or wall to turtle behind.

  • @whitty0033
    @whitty0033 3 года назад +6987

    Halo 5 is like opening the cookie tin and finding sewing equipment

    • @SPARC3337
      @SPARC3337 3 года назад +333

      That’s like getting edged and then she tells you she’s a dude

    • @urriso7538
      @urriso7538 3 года назад +117

      Incorrect. It's like opening the tin only to discover cat shit

    • @killmepls259
      @killmepls259 3 года назад +77

      Not even gonna respond to that dude in the comments but can everyone just report him pls

    • @casualIegume
      @casualIegume 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/abjek0_D0sw/видео.html Rick roll

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 года назад +3

      True

  • @devinjohnson411
    @devinjohnson411 3 года назад +929

    Charlie: "At least shoot the generator to save me some fucking ammo"
    Tanaka: *sacrifices herself to holy lands*

  • @deltase7en717
    @deltase7en717 3 года назад +630

    Chief: Focus fire
    Blue team: Proceeds to shoot every single Warden except focus on just one
    Greatest moment in the history of gaming

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 года назад +22

      fr lol made no fuckin sense

    • @bloodthirst2ez
      @bloodthirst2ez 3 года назад +19

      Your squad was shooting at things?

    • @mikethespike056
      @mikethespike056 3 года назад +6

      @@bloodthirst2ez cutscene

    • @alexandersmets5045
      @alexandersmets5045 3 года назад +45

      Even in the cutscenes, the AI can’t function

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +29

      Even funnier was that the Wardens were just akwardly stumbling towards them, and taking a solid minute to recover from a single shot to the shoulder. Had they actually been running, Chief and Blue Team would be sliced into ribbons

  • @killmepls259
    @killmepls259 3 года назад +890

    Everyone at the beginning of the game: story hasn’t started yet
    Everyone at the end of the game: story hasn’t started yet

    • @williamschrader9717
      @williamschrader9717 3 года назад +69

      Pretty much. I remember finishing it and going "that's it?!"

    • @Bruhwas
      @Bruhwas 3 года назад +5

      bro i’m so confused😂😭😭

    • @killmepls259
      @killmepls259 3 года назад +26

      @@williamschrader9717 I didn’t even finish it.
      First halo game I physically couldn’t sit through

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад +3

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 3 года назад +4

      @@Bruhwas Everyone that played the game was confused dw

  • @alexkeeton2800
    @alexkeeton2800 3 года назад +693

    Charlie: Buck is the only one on this team worth anything.
    Buck: *Fuckin' dies.*
    Charlie: Well shit.

  • @shooziewooziez8886
    @shooziewooziez8886 2 года назад +208

    Keith David is massively underrated as Arbiter. He's been a mainstay in the series for 18 years. Solid actor

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Год назад +14

      Keith David is a solid prime hunk of golden beef in everything he's in, even when the thing itself might be terrible.

    • @WitheredDayZz
      @WitheredDayZz Год назад +2

      Honestly wish he was in Halo Infinite too

    • @LeYoIdBeHe
      @LeYoIdBeHe 3 месяца назад +1

      @shooziewooziez8886 it's a shame people didn't like him in halo 2, then halo 3 came around and everyone's like, "no arbiter missions?" It's really the fan base that ruined some of these things for halo.

  • @DZMoops
    @DZMoops 3 года назад +1509

    Buck: "Every soldier is gonna hate us when they hear what we did."
    Locke: *Immediately gets shot as soon as he steps down on the colony*

    • @David-ms2uw
      @David-ms2uw 3 года назад +91

      Buck was talking about halo 5 itself

    • @jacobdunn3950
      @jacobdunn3950 3 года назад +8

      @@David-ms2uw HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 3 года назад +6

      Best part? Nathan got a role in the series because he's as much a Halo fan as Bungie are Firefly fans. I have a feeling he knew exactly what he was doing there.

  • @1mpetus
    @1mpetus 3 года назад +1593

    the most obvious example of the incompetence of 343's writing team is that they immediately bring back Cortana and make her evil, undermining their own death scene they gave her in Halo 4

    • @lmango8543
      @lmango8543 3 года назад +245

      Not to mention undermining the entire story of Halo Reach. An evil Cortana actually makes the plot of a lot of the original Bungie games pointless.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +116

      Not to mention they have her recite the Didact's monologue at the end of Halo 4. What stings the most is that there was concept art of the Didact for Halo 5, but they removed him and had him die in a comic book.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 года назад +33

      @@Aredel HE DIDNT FUCKING DIE! Why do people keep saying this!? That Comic was supposed to be set-up for the Didacts appearance in Halo 5! He didnt die, he got composed, and in Halo 5 he was meant to come back as a broken, weak Promethean dude.

    • @Spark412
      @Spark412 3 года назад +158

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Composed, dead, contained, who gives a shit. They didn't use him, and then they ruined 4's ending by using Cortana instead.

    • @malazan6004
      @malazan6004 3 года назад +7

      and they are the devs behind Halo Infinite it makes me sad.... Maybe they can at least make infinites multiplayer fun?

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 3 года назад +1648

    If anyone thinks AI will overtake humanity soon, just let them play Halo 5.

    • @Dewm02
      @Dewm02 3 года назад +43

      I'd rather not have ai companions than this fucking mess

    • @shadowsketch926
      @shadowsketch926 3 года назад +16

      and if you think an in game AI is comparable to real life AI that's being used and tested is the same, you need to go outside and touch some grass

    • @shaunlevin5081
      @shaunlevin5081 3 года назад +79

      @@shadowsketch926 r/wooosh

    • @SecretMountainTroll
      @SecretMountainTroll 3 года назад +33

      @@shadowsketch926 lol what is "real life ai" 😂

    • @shaunlevin5081
      @shaunlevin5081 3 года назад +7

      @@SecretMountainTroll it doesn't even exist yet.

  • @RedwoodAmaril
    @RedwoodAmaril 3 года назад +304

    "Why doesn't he just throw the armor lock thing on him"
    **Were it so easy**

    • @syphonwarlock7685
      @syphonwarlock7685 3 года назад +11

      Someone made a video where MC did that. It was pretty cool.

  • @shokwavedodo1176
    @shokwavedodo1176 3 года назад +475

    "Intro's pretty cool." Am I the only one who listened to their orders, which were to enter in STEALTHILY yet they go in guns blazing. Just shows how bad the writing is in this game just so they can get a nice action intro for the trailer.

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

    • @arlainecarinugan3703
      @arlainecarinugan3703 3 года назад +31

      As soon as 343 took over halo got so much worse

    • @spider-man8186
      @spider-man8186 3 года назад +14

      I feel bad these bots are invading your comment

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 3 года назад +19

      It also turned the covenant into a joke that spartan mow through like they weren't even there.

    • @GallowayJesse
      @GallowayJesse 3 года назад +1

      Don't forget about the chief/Locke fight. Good example of the animators knowing nothing about the franchise they are working on.

  • @HiddenXperia
    @HiddenXperia 3 года назад +6936

    Now this is a video I did not expect to see in my sub box LMAO

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT 3 года назад +2854

    the title and description are at odds.

  • @caipugh3873
    @caipugh3873 3 года назад +202

    whats even more ironic about Halo 5 is the whole story is about AI

  • @Bammsaidthelady
    @Bammsaidthelady 3 года назад +1510

    Halo 5's story is basically a dream....you don't know how it started, every character says random shit that doesn't add to the story, you appear in random areas for no reason, and ultimately its a clusterfuck that you think makes sense at the time but after you wake up you go "what the fuck was that, brain?!"

    • @derpthing3707
      @derpthing3707 3 года назад +104

      And even if you do remember anything, your brain decides to erase 50% of what happened in the dream and you have to either fill in what you think happened in the dream or be convinced you had 2 separate dreams

    • @freshlysqueezedlemons4779
      @freshlysqueezedlemons4779 3 года назад +23

      Tbh, it would be better if this game was all a dream by master chief.

    • @greasycheese24theiii34
      @greasycheese24theiii34 3 года назад +20

      Sometimes I dream about cheese

    • @TheKillamanJoe
      @TheKillamanJoe 3 года назад +6

      @@greasycheese24theiii34 one day this will all be a bad memory

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 3 года назад +1

      that's what happens if you literally want to keep a franchise alive, jesus, Microsoft should just let the fucking franchise rest.

  • @austinng7036
    @austinng7036 3 года назад +885

    80% if this video is “BUCK WHY” “JESUS CHRIST BUCK”
    Everything is Buck’s fault

    • @fawful7457
      @fawful7457 3 года назад +56

      I mean, he was a BAMF in Halo 3 ODST. They butchered my boy bad.

    • @RooftopSloth
      @RooftopSloth 3 года назад +31

      He’s the only one Charlie actually put high expectations for

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 года назад +14

      Buck is the new Kat

    • @thesupertendent8973
      @thesupertendent8973 3 года назад +1

      He has fallen from grace

    • @evilovesperry
      @evilovesperry 3 года назад +5

      His name is buck and he likes to.....
      Spread joy

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 3 года назад +1083

    I love how despite the fact that Halo how has 6 mainline games, people still remember it as a Trilogy.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 3 года назад +151

      I wouldn't say it's a trilogy, I mean that'd leave out Reach, a really good Halo game.

    • @kkasdfaskdgfnasghkkl
      @kkasdfaskdgfnasghkkl 3 года назад +102

      Odst was really good too debatable if you count it as it's own game but MCC does.

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 3 года назад +71

      @@OrionDawn15 well Reach and ODST are mostly Spin-offs.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 3 года назад +84

      @@AaronKaiMCDNLD I mean, yeah. They're still great games though. They'll always be mainline to me.

    • @lettuceprime4922
      @lettuceprime4922 3 года назад +17

      @@OrionDawn15 Reach is bad.
      I fucking said it.

  • @thebigyes8482
    @thebigyes8482 3 года назад +523

    “I think they did a good job with the action”
    He says as one of the highest ranking elites in the “covenant” stumbles off a cliff for no clear reason.

    • @John-X
      @John-X 3 года назад +31

      Search "Halo 5 Master Chief fight but accurate"

    • @mrbri6463
      @mrbri6463 3 года назад +8

      I seriously hope he survive cause what the fuck was that.

    • @calebmorris7687
      @calebmorris7687 3 года назад +85

      They were always quick, agile and intelligent in the original games and for some reason they decided to make them big, clunky, and slow morons in halo 5.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 3 года назад +35

      @@calebmorris7687 343 not understanding Halo? Sounds like another day that ends with 'Y'

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

  • @valco8371
    @valco8371 3 года назад +453

    the campaign was so bad that he couldn’t even bring himself to finish the description

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

    • @stevetheinbredturtle
      @stevetheinbredturtle 3 года назад +9

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 nah that's you who's headed there buddy 😂

    • @Kingolimar354
      @Kingolimar354 3 года назад +1

      I love how the description and title are completely different

    • @ethangarcia2512
      @ethangarcia2512 3 года назад +1

      At least the multiplayer is good

    • @CyberCripX
      @CyberCripX 3 года назад

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 bruh, you believe in hell in 2021? wack.

  • @SuddenlyOranges
    @SuddenlyOranges 3 года назад +4670

    Genuinely wasn’t expecting this lmao. Godspeed Charlie

  • @xander1226
    @xander1226 3 года назад +824

    Chief vs Locke was the most boring shit I've ever seen.

    • @thatoneguy7715
      @thatoneguy7715 3 года назад +23

      when it was suppose to be the opposite

    • @RickySama240
      @RickySama240 3 года назад +115

      I remember those ads that play with Chief vs Locke. But in the game all they did was punch each other a few times and that's it. xD They should've doubled down on the concept more to make it feel more epic.

    • @gtvn2775
      @gtvn2775 3 года назад +16

      @@RickySama240 It would have made sense if they were hunting for cortana parts rather than chief. Or have him solo like how he was shown in the trailers

    • @RickySama240
      @RickySama240 3 года назад +3

      @@gtvn2775 Or maybe it could be an in-game boss fight as well. ;p

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 года назад +29

      The fight should have been like a red vs blue fight

  • @Aredel
    @Aredel 3 года назад +1367

    "BUCK IS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS TEAM THAT'S WORTH ANYTHING" Yep. You got that right.

    • @ottovonbismarck1375
      @ottovonbismarck1375 3 года назад +18

      Locke and Vale are cool, Tanaka is an empty character though.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 3 года назад +61

      Well duh, he's Nathan gorram Fillion.

    • @Wholelottaorange
      @Wholelottaorange 3 года назад +26

      Wasn’t buck an odst?

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +7

      @@Wholelottaorange yes he was.

    • @IrisCorven
      @IrisCorven 3 года назад +20

      Buck: The character so good, he decides to completely forget this game ever happened and gets his old squad back together.

  • @pseudodidact3956
    @pseudodidact3956 3 года назад +448

    The teammates “artificial intelligence” is more like genuine stupidity

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 3 года назад +10

      They're only there to trick people into thinking it's a Republic Commando-esque game with squad commands and mechanics. In reality it's just a sleazy, gimmicky marketing decision that's just glorified coop

    • @Koalogy
      @Koalogy 3 года назад +1

      Play Gears 1 on Insane then you will learn the truth

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 3 года назад

      Meanwhile the enemy ai snipes you in an instant from across the map, or could miss a melee by a mile and still insta-kill you

    • @randomloverofcheese
      @randomloverofcheese 3 года назад +4

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 damn chill. Besides erry1 knows hells fake anyway

  • @ST3E1E
    @ST3E1E 3 года назад +927

    Funny how the ai has evolved but backwards. Back in reach the enemies would even flank you.

    • @JustFeral
      @JustFeral 3 года назад +176

      Shit, they'd even try in the FIRST Halo.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +166

      They flanked back in Halo CE. And your guys would notice it and move to cover your ass when it happened.

    • @JustFeral
      @JustFeral 3 года назад +75

      @@Aredel Lol this Halo conversation made me go bak and replay Halo 1 and started on 2. Shit is even better than I remembered it being. Especially with the new cutscenes and shit in MCC.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 3 года назад +35

      Halo 1's AI still holds up more than... honestly there's no comparison to the original five's AI. No other franchise has come close. Even Valve is out here banging blocks together like a toddler in comparison to pre-Activision Bungie. Hell, John gorram Carmack hasn't programmed better AI than them and he probably is one.

    • @hypnopulsar2855
      @hypnopulsar2855 3 года назад +3

      A true testament to 343's "skill"

  • @OpThomastic118
    @OpThomastic118 3 года назад +485

    This Campaign is so baffling after replaying the games, especially 4. I actually liked their approach with Halo 4 telling a more personal story with Chief, and a big part of that was losing Cortana, which in a way was the thing closest to him and made him feel the humanity that was mostly taken from him. This game just spits on that whole idea, that I personally think they actually managed to pull off well in that game despite it being a risky move to kill off one of the last surviving main characters. Hopefully Infinite can somehow clean it up, but we'll just have to see.

    • @slayrix279
      @slayrix279 3 года назад +8

      No, it doesn’t just spit on that, it adds salt to the wound, just imagine hearing about how your best friend, or maybe even the person you love, maybe one of your parents, had gone and done a mass shooting and killed 20 people, imagine how sad it would be to hear about that, probably even make you more sad than if they had died because your like, how could they have done that. Now imagine that for master chief, first he loses his companion that he had for years and grew an emotion connection to, but then when he learns that there might be a chance she is back years later he finds out she is back but only as a shell of herself and is now trying to kill humanity, that just makes he death even more meaningful because it adds to the tragedy.

    • @dangergun2346
      @dangergun2346 3 года назад +3

      @@slayrix279 no

    • @dangergun2346
      @dangergun2346 3 года назад +3

      @@slayrix279 no

    • @mi-spark
      @mi-spark 3 года назад +7

      might be misremembering but i read somewhere that one of the explanations the writers had to conjur up for cortana was that the cortana we see in h5 is a rampant part of her that survived and escaped the domain? but it’s still awful because the cortana we know and love would never be this violent. it’s not some thrilling plot twist, it just sucks seeing a beloved character make a complete 180 that doesn’t make sense for her.
      anyway if the rumors about bringing cortana back due to fan backlash are true, then the fans are fools cuz her fate in h4 was a bold writing choice that actually worked.

    • @slayrix279
      @slayrix279 3 года назад +4

      @@mi-spark bruh, how is it hard to understand Cortanas change to evil just because we knew Cortanas personality as this smart, nice, charismatic ai, doesn’t mean it couldn’t be changed by corruption because of the rampancy after 7 years, she was clearly slowly turning more and more corrupt in halo 4, what says that corruption couldn’t also effect parts of her code such as personality and morals, goals and such, she’s just an ai written by code with a little bit of Halsey personality thrown in there, she isn’t immune to data corruption, it’s not that weird really

  • @OrbitalfilmsAU
    @OrbitalfilmsAU 3 года назад +458

    Original Forerunners: Large brutalist structures, mysterious ancient constructs and lore, constant subtle presence
    Forerunners now: PC case and Schick Hydrobot

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 3 года назад +17

      Don't forget about the *LENS FLARES AND FLOATY BITS!*

    • @JustAreru
      @JustAreru 3 года назад +4

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 Ok.

    • @crims0nmelody
      @crims0nmelody 3 года назад +11

      There was also interesting implications early on that the forerunners were ancient humans. That’s certainly out the window after halo 4 though.

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 3 года назад +3

      @@crims0nmelody Yeah, always liked that idea. Damn shame they scrapped it.

    • @seraphim9219
      @seraphim9219 3 года назад +1

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 what is wrong with you

  • @ismatullahhadi3113
    @ismatullahhadi3113 3 года назад +651

    I mean, ngl this is the most realistic teammate AI ever, it's just like online multiplayer team, both useless

    • @azHaloFan
      @azHaloFan 3 года назад +14

      But hey, I played Halo 2 anniversary and my marines killed so many ghosts on legendary, so 343 is doing somethig right.

    • @pygmybrain5868
      @pygmybrain5868 3 года назад +10

      @@azHaloFan Isn't that ai just based on the original tho? Still, good on them for keeping the original ai intact, but don't give em too much credit, lol.

    • @azHaloFan
      @azHaloFan 3 года назад +2

      @@pygmybrain5868 I am basing this off my experience when playing the original and anniversary on legendary. Original marines were dumb as rocks but anniversary guys managed to kill lots.

    • @jackpitman15
      @jackpitman15 3 года назад +12

      face it, we all screamed "just grab the fucking flag" at some point in our lives

    • @pygmybrain5868
      @pygmybrain5868 3 года назад +5

      @@azHaloFan Damn, I never actually played the og, so you might be on to something. Fuckin sweet if they tweaked it.

  • @sczufelt33
    @sczufelt33 3 года назад +243

    In Reach, Jorge was the only Spartan 2. The others were all Spartan 3s.
    The explanation for Blue team being absent during the other games was they were on another mission during Reach and then they were sent to a Forerunner world and got trapped in a stasis chamber (Cryptum) for years I think until they got rescued. Linda was the only one with Chief, she was actually on the Pillar of Autumn in the first game but was severely wounded and stayed in her cryo pod (which was ejected into space orbiting the Halo ring) the whole game. Then they were sent on other missions instead of being linked up with Chief.

    • @brysonkuervers2570
      @brysonkuervers2570 Год назад +9

      Linda was never in base CE. That Easter Egg was added in with Anniversary. That second Spartan was for co-op

    • @finnish_hunter
      @finnish_hunter Год назад +7

      343 added that shit, it was never in the Bungie games or lore.

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Год назад

      @@brysonkuervers2570Linda wasn’t the second Spartan, but she was still floating around halo during the whole game

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Год назад +4

      ⁠@@finnish_hunter Blue team was always in the lore since the first book, and all the stuff about the whereabouts of blue team were entirely from Bungie era novels except for Blue Team’s departure from onyx, which was in a novel written only a year after bungie left

    • @MechanicalRabbits
      @MechanicalRabbits 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@WooporI don't remember much from the fall of reach since I read it in highschool, but I do remember Halo Reach contradicting key points from the book, so if the games are the main canon then not even the first book would be.

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 года назад +103

    “How are we supposed to bring them in? Ask them politely?”
    Don’t know why you’re being so sarcastic, it’s worth a shot. I mean, have you tried that approach yet?

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 3 года назад +786

    "We'll see how a carbine does."
    *immediately dies*

    • @ManOfPillowDoom
      @ManOfPillowDoom 3 года назад +3

      I too saw the video...

    • @munchiemunch3136
      @munchiemunch3136 3 года назад

      How many times are you going to comment on one video?

    • @shaunlevin5081
      @shaunlevin5081 3 года назад +4

      @@munchiemunch3136 I commented twice. That's it.

    • @munchiemunch3136
      @munchiemunch3136 3 года назад

      @@shaunlevin5081 3 times I think. Might even be 4.

    • @shaunlevin5081
      @shaunlevin5081 3 года назад +8

      @@munchiemunch3136 I didn't though. I only have 2. Maybe it glitched and it posted twice, I really don't know. I only posted this comment and the AI comment.

  • @UberNick
    @UberNick 3 года назад +3906

    I just love seeing Charlie playing Halo

  • @Daniel_Dickens
    @Daniel_Dickens 3 года назад +633

    Charlie: I'm playing and doing it anyway
    **Tears of pain**

    • @georgewasnotfound6392
      @georgewasnotfound6392 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ix-m_TGDdjM/видео.html

    • @aykae130
      @aykae130 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/HHMR9zp-lZE/видео.html

    • @brianmaysguitar7252
      @brianmaysguitar7252 3 года назад +19

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 there’s a thing called “outside.” I think you should go there sometime.

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

  • @MrWin-pj4sg
    @MrWin-pj4sg 3 года назад +218

    Yeah, they did a very poor job of explaining where Blue Team came from. The reasons in lore are acceptable and done well, but it needs to be explained in the game itself. Especially since most players don't read the books and won't understand where the other Spartan II's came from.

    • @Sonic759100
      @Sonic759100 3 года назад +7

      I've been looking for a comment that explains where they came from. I've been a Halo fan since 2003 and i still can't remember where they came from

    • @Coliflower185
      @Coliflower185 3 года назад +28

      @@Sonic759100 aight, the tldr is before the covies in the 2510s humanity was being torn apart by rebelion, so dr Halsey was like “we need super soldiers” so she stole a bunch of 6 year olds with good genetics and gave them training, augmentations, and mjolnir armour. Bit more complicated than that but it’s good enough.

    • @andrescrespo2514
      @andrescrespo2514 3 года назад

      @@Coliflower185 I have dr Halsey’s journal from the halo reach per order and that doesn’t line up

    • @Coliflower185
      @Coliflower185 3 года назад +12

      @@andrescrespo2514 in what way? Because that pretty much is the origin of the Spartan 2s as explained in the fall of reach

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 3 года назад

      @@andrescrespo2514 They've expanded upon it since I think. Hiddenxperia made a really good video explaining it

  • @revenantgammanull9699
    @revenantgammanull9699 3 года назад +591

    "Halo 5 is the Worst Halo Campaign"
    *Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa*

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 3 года назад +15

      @@motorboat469 4 is still better than five. First time I saw gameplay of 5 I didn't even recognize it as halo and 4 had some interesting ideas.

    • @Open.Your.Eyes.
      @Open.Your.Eyes. 3 года назад +3

      Everyone forgets about ODST….

    • @banginbadger75
      @banginbadger75 3 года назад

      @@Open.Your.Eyes. probably because you don't play as a Spartan in that game.

    • @Jason-ib1yx
      @Jason-ib1yx 3 года назад +4

      @@Open.Your.Eyes. odst was awesome bro

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

  • @raidenzxo9328
    @raidenzxo9328 3 года назад +81

    I'll never forget the moment when I finished Halo 5 and sat there for half an hour thinking the game just froze or something because the story just felt completely unfinished.. jesus

    • @raidenzxo9328
      @raidenzxo9328 3 года назад +7

      And after watching this now I'm sad all over again because of how much I loved halo while it was good..

    • @SimonPetrikov12
      @SimonPetrikov12 3 года назад +7

      Yeah I remember calling it Halo 4.5 because it didn't feel like a full game. It ended as soon as it got interesting--with Chief and Arbiter meeting again. Here's hoping Halo Infinite will bring the series back in good graces

    • @buzzkillington6945
      @buzzkillington6945 3 года назад

      To be fair, I did the same thing on Halo 2 lol

    • @raidenzxo9328
      @raidenzxo9328 3 года назад +2

      @@SimonPetrikov12 yea like Charlie said as well, I liked the gameplay and I spent over 500 hours in the multiplayer but the story was always one of the main parts of halo for me

  • @MittensTea
    @MittensTea 3 года назад +202

    I love how Charlie is so done with the games bullshit design in the later levels, he intends on doing speedrun skips just to finish the story.

  • @dannyanderson6677
    @dannyanderson6677 3 года назад +51

    penguinz0: Halo 5 Is The Worst Halo Campaign
    Me: Ah yes, the floor is made of floor

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +4454

    For a game I haven't touched in 4 years, watching this gave me PTSD of how terrible the AI was in this game

    • @eminemfanforlife1114
      @eminemfanforlife1114 3 года назад +65

      Here before the haters and trash replies

    • @Ownxer
      @Ownxer 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @StartRunning.
      @StartRunning. 3 года назад +6

      report louie for spam and hatespeech

    • @StartRunning.
      @StartRunning. 3 года назад +15

      @@czarismatic1384 western mf's do what yall do best, dox that lil punk louie

    • @jamesnunez3821
      @jamesnunez3821 3 года назад +2

      Man I see you everywhere

  • @GravityK-b
    @GravityK-b 3 года назад +501

    In a way playing Halo 5 now is a blessing in disguise because it will set Charlie's expections so low it be harder for any bad writing or shit game mechanics from Halo Infinite to disappoint him. I could be wrong but seeing the gameplay from Halo Infinite I'm guessing that it's likely at least it would be an interesting game.

    • @marcussmith4011
      @marcussmith4011 3 года назад +20

      @@joshroehl6098 Please promote your music somewhere else and in a better way.

    • @Korubiiii
      @Korubiiii 3 года назад +7

      @@joshroehl6098 this shits garbage so dont listen to marcus just dont promote it at all, even if its a troll its not even clever lmfao

    • @lonnieclegg3436
      @lonnieclegg3436 3 года назад +1

      @@joshroehl6098 pls put this on Spotify

    • @thesupertendent8973
      @thesupertendent8973 3 года назад +2

      More so. It’s gonna be *epic*

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад

      @@thesupertendent8973 Agreed.

  • @claybeegaming1764
    @claybeegaming1764 3 года назад +274

    Seems like the old Star Wars republic commandoes had better team ai. And that was like 15 years ago.

    • @CanadianCat64
      @CanadianCat64 3 года назад +48

      republic commandos ai is still one of the best team ais in like any game, cause when they decided to build a game around the team mechanic, they actually made the team useful

    • @JJJBunney001
      @JJJBunney001 3 года назад +21

      The fact that one of the designers from that game worked on Halo 5 makes the squad system 10x worse. And hilarious too

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but thats the thing, coding still takes effort and talent, just like back then, graphical fidelity and the push for making a game prettier forbthe sake of presentation for hype campaigning has become a smoke screen to incompetenance and a lack of focus on where it reallymatters most, in the gameplay, it really isn't nostalgia, coding was done better back then, today's devs have it alot easier with tech available to them that it's just easier to let the artists carry most of the leg work and call it a day, after coding in some basic AI pathing of course

    • @alarictheredboi276yearsago4
      @alarictheredboi276yearsago4 3 года назад +2

      Only thing that comes close IMO is the rainbow 6 Vegas team

    • @dakota8302
      @dakota8302 3 года назад

      i was about to comment this

  • @Way2fuzzy
    @Way2fuzzy 3 года назад +103

    "Buck is the only one on this team worth absolutely anything" Absolutely correct. Buck is bestboi thanks Charlie

  • @lordcherbert6443
    @lordcherbert6443 3 года назад +33

    34:58
    Charlie trying to get Vale to pick up a power weapon while the whole time Buck was slowly dying by himself was beautiful .

    • @deepism
      @deepism 3 года назад +4

      I don't think he even fired a shot from that shade turret for the entire time he was in it.

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 3 года назад +294

    Chief: *Saves the world twice from extinction*
    Also the UNSC: He’s a traitor and has gone rouge go hunt him down

    • @John-X
      @John-X 3 года назад +46

      give it up for the 343i writing staff everybody :D
      **enormous applause**

    • @Junkyardproduxtions
      @Junkyardproduxtions 3 года назад +19

      I'd stop chief too if he chose to be a furry.

    • @codfanboy2002
      @codfanboy2002 3 года назад +22

      @@John-X TBF A lot of the reasoning was showcased in hunt the truth but that’s an out of game source, another huge flaw with this game. It’s also almost like the game itself completely ignores that but try’s to go for the same story. Also I believe osiris works for oni

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад +1

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

    • @sizzitysy6969
      @sizzitysy6969 3 года назад +5

      @@codfanboy2002 even then the only reason is chief is some kind of propaganda machine but correct me if im wrong, hunt the truth doesn't say jack shit about why Osiris is after chief, news about halo 1 through 3 is so skewed where the main character is. He comments on how twisted the narrative has become on human worlds regarding chief

  • @marsmurderer9868
    @marsmurderer9868 3 года назад +276

    Title: Halo 5 Is The Worst Halo Campaign
    Description: This is the greatest halo campaign
    I'm getting mixed signals here

    • @ohheck7497
      @ohheck7497 3 года назад +17

      Greatest, worst Halo campaign

    • @jackdrucker3452
      @jackdrucker3452 3 года назад +17

      The duality of man

    • @Daniel-jz9td
      @Daniel-jz9td 3 года назад +4

      Greatest can refer to a disappointment as well

    • @Krehnadian
      @Krehnadian 3 года назад +3

      he didn't say "of All Time" so you know this shit stinks

  • @waitingword87
    @waitingword87 3 года назад +143

    after recently replaying the bungie trilogy i think I've narrowed it down on why this campaign feels so bad. The areas are too large for the ai to navigate. because the levels are meant for you the player to take advantage of "advanced movements" via spartan abilities the ai can't do this unlike in the bungie trilogy the ai travels the same way as you do. this leads to the ai being clunky and the enemies moving as if controlled by internet explorer. It makes you feel uninterested and makes you want to finish the level rather than have you take your time and be engaged in the moment. Many other things are wrong in this game but an essay would take too long.

    • @orangejuicefan8265
      @orangejuicefan8265 3 года назад +10

      That's actually really logical, that explains alot

  • @NitroProductions0123
    @NitroProductions0123 3 года назад +587

    As a long time Halo fan I know I speak for all of us when I say: We Know.

  • @grahamsquires3363
    @grahamsquires3363 3 года назад +123

    “Buck is the only character worth anything” yeah pretty much

  • @Modeloman8
    @Modeloman8 3 года назад +313

    The warden was terrible . Really made this game fucked. This used to be the only game campaign that I'd be excited for the lore and everything . Until after this game .

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 года назад +28

      I kept on expecting the Warden to take different forms, maybe possessing other Forerunner machines and maybe even combining them...but no, he just shows up as his first form and just copy-pastes himself everywhere. Sheesh, what a waste of what would have been a cool one-off boss.

    • @thecourier7964
      @thecourier7964 3 года назад +3

      @@TealeafRogers I wouldn’t say amazing but yeah it’s pretty decent. Then again that’s just my opinion.

    • @EsplodingBomb
      @EsplodingBomb 3 года назад +8

      H5 Forerunners in general felt like total bullet sponges with the way their armor plating worked, if you don't hit their weak spots they take like no damage. Really made them an unfun slog to fight on Legendary, especially during the numerous wave fights.

    • @ZealousAnubis
      @ZealousAnubis 3 года назад +1

      The only thing I liked regarding him was getting his assassination animation in warzone to finish the game. Everything else is nah.

    • @phenix6056
      @phenix6056 3 года назад

      @@ZealousAnubis what

  • @javabucket561
    @javabucket561 3 года назад +196

    Honestly Halo 2 Legendary and Halo 5 Legendary come very close together in terms of fucking hard ass.
    Halo 2 has insta-kill everything covenant with one shot sniper jackals
    Halo 5 has 100 Warden Eternals

    • @damn6039
      @damn6039 3 года назад +20

      But halo 5 sucks compelete ass and halo 2 doesn't

    • @sentientpotato9342
      @sentientpotato9342 3 года назад

      imo halo 2 is about 1000 times harder but halo 5 still is pretty hard

    • @craigmeister1241
      @craigmeister1241 3 года назад +8

      At least halo 2 is fun

    • @ashyoshicharizard3949
      @ashyoshicharizard3949 Год назад +1

      ​@@craigmeister1241it's one of the best games

  • @BigFry9591
    @BigFry9591 3 года назад +694

    "Fun" fact: the director of Halo and his team didn't think that Master Chief was the main character of the Halo franchise. They saw him as (and I quote): "a vessel for adventure rather than necessarily this major character in the universe.
    They even said that they knew that we've been following Chief for the entirety of the franchise, but they still didn't see him as a major character in the universe?
    Then they introduce Locke, and have him stand toe to toe with a guy that blows up alien armadas for fun. Yeah, this game sucks.

  • @Cypherwraith001
    @Cypherwraith001 3 года назад +100

    "You throw like a Tee ball pitcher" may just be the best unintentional insult I've ever heard.

    • @codyallen2838
      @codyallen2838 3 года назад +7

      I don't think he realized how beautiful that was. The pitcher in tee ball is a stationary post haha

  • @ARampagingHobo
    @ARampagingHobo 3 года назад +42

    51:10 I love how Chief orders Focus Fire and they all being to shoot at different Wardens.

  • @maniacalmatt917
    @maniacalmatt917 3 года назад +1402

    Halo 1: Humble beginnings, fun to play with room to grow
    Halo 2: A huge upgrade on writing, amazing campaign with quality gameplay
    Halo 3: Finishing the fight, one headshot at a time, the perfection of halo gameplay
    Halo 3 ODST: A somber look into the lives of marines trying to survive, surprisingly good.
    Halo Reach: An emotional story about never giving up hope and hopelessness in the face of an impossible enemy, good multi-player with some bullshit
    Halo 4: An extremely emotional story that humanized Master Cheif with shit gameplay and the worst multi-player
    Halo 5: Gameplays okay, the story is worse than The Room

    • @Krondon-SSR
      @Krondon-SSR 3 года назад +22

      As a PC player i loved going from HALO 3 HALO ODST to HALO 4. Made you feel like a super soldier and it has the first LMG in a halo game xd

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 3 года назад +10

      Perfect summary

    • @Dennis19901
      @Dennis19901 3 года назад +14

      > Halo 4 "the worst multi-player".
      Pretty sure you meant Halo Reach there, bud.

    • @maniacalmatt917
      @maniacalmatt917 3 года назад +180

      @@Dennis19901 blasphemy

    • @frenchfriedbagel7035
      @frenchfriedbagel7035 3 года назад +38

      Gotta love how they put all that work into 4s story only to shit all over all it did in 5.

  • @Goober89
    @Goober89 3 года назад +299

    "Halo 5 Is The Worst Halo Campaign"
    Also, grass is green.

    • @dgoingbacktoarguementstosa364
      @dgoingbacktoarguementstosa364 3 года назад

      No its blue

    • @henrymarshall8825
      @henrymarshall8825 3 года назад +7

      Tbh, halo 4 is probably worse, gameplay wise at least. I played spartan ops, then came back to do lege dary on halo 4, and it made me realise how shallow the encounters and sandbox are

    • @stinkfist7588
      @stinkfist7588 3 года назад

      Lost keys (blame Hoffman)

    • @jpp4566
      @jpp4566 3 года назад

      @@henrymarshall8825 the story for halo4 is incredible though, even though the sandbox design is bad

    • @DeltaLeader309
      @DeltaLeader309 3 года назад +1

      @@henrymarshall8825 4 and 5 feel like polar opposites. 4's story was good but gameplay was awful. 5's story was awful but gameplay was good. I don't understand how they could've fucked up the writing after 4. They had a decent template to work off of already.

  • @charliethomas8039
    @charliethomas8039 3 года назад +90

    Level designers: How many times do you want players to fight Warden Eternal?
    343: Yes

  • @LuciaLaVA
    @LuciaLaVA 3 года назад +46

    I can't believe 343 managed to make the most hype moment in halo conceptually a boring ass cutscene that flies in the face of any of the lore of who Chief even is, as literally the leader of all the original Spartan IIs, referring to the fight between Chief and Locke

  • @MacAndSheeeeesh
    @MacAndSheeeeesh 3 года назад +353

    343 took Cortana and made her into one of the series’ worst characters. She’s a textbook god-complex villain.
    Remember that part in Halo 2 where she is talking about Regret and says “If I were a megalomaniac, as I’m not, that’s where I’d be.” They made this the most ironic statement in Halo with this awful story.

    • @darkphoenix2
      @darkphoenix2 3 года назад +73

      Well, that version of Cortana was not a megalomaniac. Clearly something happened to her in The Domain.
      Halo 5's issue is that it doesn't explain what the hell it did or even what The Domain is.

    • @alistocracy
      @alistocracy 3 года назад +24

      @@darkphoenix2 Yep. It's a sad case of missed potential. It could've been an interesting arc but since it was handled so poorly, instead of doing right 343 will have to pick up the pieces of the mess of this story and move on

    • @xman40100
      @xman40100 3 года назад +36

      The funniest thing is that one of the original drafts of Combat Evolved was also how Cortana became drunk with power and wanted to take over the universe, but they discarded the idea because it was ridiculous. Check the Combat Evolved developers' commentary.

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 3 года назад +7

      They could have went with the Logic Plague like HiddenXperia suggested. It makes senses because Mendicant Bias had the same thing happen to him. He was infected, and then sought to destroy his makers, by order of the Primordial (the flood). Why wouldn't Cortana be infected too? She's essentially a Contender-Class AI, like MB, and she spent time with the Gravemind.

    • @shadowsketch926
      @shadowsketch926 3 года назад +4

      @@moxxiiscarlett7141 the problem is that cortana basically got plot armor convenienced, she DID get affected by the the flood in halo 3, but then either in 4 or 5, you are seeking halsey out to basically re-do her structure and "fix" her, which could only happen to her as she is an AI that somehow has dna of halsey in her
      (this is all from memory, if somebody else points out a mistake and backs it up with a source, forget what i just said)

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 3 года назад +147

    "how did you learn to speak archaic alien tongue like that vale?"
    oh you know i was bored on a ship for a couple months haha when youre bored youre bored xd lmao
    10/10 lore and storywriting

    • @haydenchu58
      @haydenchu58 3 года назад +14

      Not to mention that fire team Osiris already worked together before so that conversation doesn’t make any sense since they already know each other and a detail that important where it literally explains what the characters role is not something that someone waits to tell whenever it is convenient for the plot.

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 3 года назад +6

      @@haydenchu58 Plus spartan helmets have translators lol

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 3 года назад +2

      Only good thing about Vale is that she is voiced by Laura Bailey
      Buck still best thing about Halo 5 tho

    • @bloodshdalwayz3565
      @bloodshdalwayz3565 3 года назад

      @@JayPlusForerunner fr😂 they take shit from the books but forget that was a thing

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад +90

    *"Throws like a T-ball pitcher" is such a great insult.*

  • @Fi_Sci_
    @Fi_Sci_ 3 года назад +63

    It had some good ideas, like having a new playable spartan, the squad mechanic, Arbiter, Swords of sanghelios, and The Domain.
    However things such as the marketing, death of Jul M’dama in the first mission, Choreography, Cortana’s evil revival, and most importantly the Lack of Chief after the great development he had gotten in Halo 4.
    Halo infinite has corrected the core mistakes, and is a return to form for the series.

    • @willgotrocks5348
      @willgotrocks5348 Год назад +1

      I think game developers/directors need to understand something. As a small scale developer with your own game, sure it’s your direction. But once you take on a project like halo (as a new team of people like 343 into halo 4) it’s no longer “your vision,” we, the people paying for this are essentially your investors, we’re making it happen, it’s what we want NOT what you want, we could give less of shit to your shit ideas, unless your a well respected developer. I feel like they know this but it goes right over their head.

  • @irishempire9811
    @irishempire9811 3 года назад +217

    As a die hard Halo fan, i am glad Homeless Jesus shares the same opinion.

    • @half_metalelf7980
      @half_metalelf7980 3 года назад +7

      I agree with you there I only play this for the multiplayer

    • @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge
      @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge 3 года назад +6

      @@half_metalelf7980 The multiplayer on Halo 5 is alot of fun.

    • @Skyfoogle
      @Skyfoogle 3 года назад +1

      ​@@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge i cant even agree that it has a good mp cus they removed splitscreen. taking away couch multiplayer from halo is like making super smash bros online only.

    • @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge
      @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge 3 года назад +1

      @@Skyfoogle Oh yeah, that sucked. The only reason i even bought Halo 5 was to play with my dad in splitscreen. Its like a childhood thing, the first game i ever played was Halo 2 with my dad... But yeah, they fucked even that for us.

    • @GodHatesWeebs
      @GodHatesWeebs 3 года назад +2

      @Drunk Doggy yeah if you have no friends lmao

  • @rango8971
    @rango8971 3 года назад +162

    Alternative title: Charlie complaining about the terrible AI for 1 hour.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 3 года назад +12

      Just a friendly reminder that a game from 2001 has way smarter and better AI than this game from barely 5 years ago

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 3 года назад +3

      @@unforgivablebread6027 cool? So am i, who gives a shit

  • @wackbards
    @wackbards 3 года назад +75

    "throws like a t-ball pitcher" actually a great insult

  • @Beelzebuggy
    @Beelzebuggy 3 года назад +69

    Imagine master chief down on the ground and says "help, I've fallen and I can't get up"

  • @RogueRaichu
    @RogueRaichu 3 года назад +82

    Fun fact: They marketed this game's squad AI as having been worked on by one of the devs of Republic Commando, a game with genuinely good squadmate AI. I assume they mean he just gave the code a cursory glance and nodded his head on occasion.

    • @343.43
      @343.43 3 года назад +16

      The republic commando squad system and ai was amazing back when i got it and still holds up today. I was directly comparing this ai to that and reading this comment felt like someone smacking me in the face. Incredible

    • @lemurboi723
      @lemurboi723 3 года назад +7

      It's insulting to remotely have this AI linked to the godly work done in Republic Commando.

  • @juicewar3805
    @juicewar3805 3 года назад +37

    I love sitting here and thinking "damn some of these cutscenes are pretty cool" then it cuts back to gameplay and Charlie's getting slapped around like he'd a soggy pickle

  • @marcusferro7588
    @marcusferro7588 3 года назад +80

    The campaign was so bad charlie started to do speedrun strats by the end of it just to finish it faster

  • @elarrondo5605
    @elarrondo5605 3 года назад +17

    Halo 5 team AI: fellow Spartans will miss every shot and stand still every second
    Halo infinite marine AI: marines will take the hat off an elite at 2000 yards with the skewer. But they’ll also happily run under a falling warthog when u call one in.

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +837

    Charlie seemed so happy playing Halo

    • @pluto9516
      @pluto9516 3 года назад +75

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 damn didn't ask

    • @bluesniperlm4425
      @bluesniperlm4425 3 года назад +29

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 what’s wrong with you

    • @oompaloompa2845
      @oompaloompa2845 3 года назад +1

      PLEASE WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY SECTION-

    • @hiigherup
      @hiigherup 3 года назад +1

      @@bluesniperlm4425 it's a bot I see it everywhere on multiple accounts just ignore it

    • @Poliswag7
      @Poliswag7 3 года назад

      It’s halo

  • @DistrictWitch
    @DistrictWitch 3 года назад +290

    'this looks so fucking bad'
    'I hear the gameplay is good'
    - Jesus Christ on Halo, 2021

    • @leondaventus6981
      @leondaventus6981 3 года назад +4

      Halo 5*

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 года назад

      @@leondaventus6981 yeah . Halo 5 is def the tumor black sheep .

  • @toddnewell4869
    @toddnewell4869 3 года назад +109

    Young me didn't even understand the story... The only think I remember is buck and that he was such a fucking trooper and would always revive me

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 3 года назад +14

      Your profile is cursed.

    • @idrinkdiesel8451
      @idrinkdiesel8451 3 года назад +5

      Okay, "Todd Newell"

    • @crimsonking440
      @crimsonking440 3 года назад +11

    • @toddnewell4869
      @toddnewell4869 3 года назад +4

      @@wealthybone2990 the most funny thing is that absolutely no body realizes it... Your probably the 3rd one

    • @jeremylamarre5979
      @jeremylamarre5979 3 года назад +1

      @@toddnewell4869 make me the 4th wtf Is that

  • @ValiantOutcast
    @ValiantOutcast 3 года назад +145

    I can't believe that there was no one in chat that could tell Charlie that Blue Team (the other Spartan 2's and Chief's team from before Halo CE and in between Halo CE and Halo 2), was trapped in the shield world Onyx during Halo 2, 3, and 4.

    • @ytg1889
      @ytg1889 3 года назад +2

      oh shit fr?

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 2 года назад

      OH! I read about shield world Onyx in the Halo Mythos book.

    • @CHIEF__
      @CHIEF__ 2 года назад

      I thought during 1 Chief was alone a=on the Autumn, OK, then in 2 they were just on another orbital defense and Chief went with the In Amber Clad and that was just one ship, OK, then 3 I don't remember, but Hidden Xperia has a whole video on it, I'm just saying what I remember from a while ago.

    • @anunexpectede5566
      @anunexpectede5566 2 года назад +4

      @@CHIEF__ yeah so right before The Fall of Reach, Chief took Linda and another Spartan-II named James (if I recall correctly) on a mission in orbit to destroy an AI aboard a space station. He sent Kelly, Frederic, and Will down to the surface of Reach to protect the batteries powering the orbital MAC stations defending Reach, as well as the remaining Spartan-IIs. During his Op, James' thruster sustained damage from a needler supercombine which yeeted him into space, and Linda got basically melted by plasma fire as they opened the door to the hanger and were ambushed.
      Kelly and the others managed to hunker down in Castle base where they also met Halsey and CPO Mendez. During this time they regrouped and managed to steal a few banshees and took over a Covenant ship as well, letting them escape Reach after the planet was destroyed. Where they went directly after I don't recall.
      At one point they do reconnect with Kurt, another Spartan-II that was Sam's replacement I think. It's during this time that the events of 'Ghosts of Onyx' take place. My favorite book, personally.
      Chief took Linda with him aboard a pelican and got back to the PoA in time for them to make their "random" jump, but Cortana managed to extract a space grid coordinates from an artifact they retrieved on another planet that they thought was just a rock (some people here might remember this part as it's also where we read about a Hunter just giving no Fs as it curbs a jackal to the ground simply for being in its way)
      In Halo: CE we can actually "see" Linda. He medical data in on display in the backroom attached to the room that overlooks the cryochamber where you start the game.
      FF: Blue team was actually on the Infinity during the events of Halo 4. The brass simply didn't tell them that Chief was alive and vice versa for reasons I don't know.
      Also the Didact survives being composed because in the graphic novels, Chief and co. go down and finish his ancient ass off.
      Please correct me if I got anything wrong and also tell me why Infinity didn't tell Chief about Blue Team

    • @finnish_hunter
      @finnish_hunter Год назад +1

      Well considering that 343 just made that shit up midst desigrating Bungies golden childs rotten corpse, I hate the characters, except Buck, he is actually a Bungie certified character.

  • @Atrenu
    @Atrenu 3 года назад +137

    You know things are bad when Charlie doesn't include "of All time." in the description

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 3 года назад +2

      Doesn’t it mean it isn’t as bad

    • @baron.whimsy
      @baron.whimsy 3 года назад

      He's trying to cut down on how often he's wrong with Halo, considering Halo Infinite actually exists; there's always time for them to lower the bar.

    • @scriptedjava265
      @scriptedjava265 3 года назад

      @@baron.whimsy dude Infinite looks good

  • @ryanscott4001
    @ryanscott4001 3 года назад +66

    My main memory of this game is trying to get close to a knight with the scattergun, it doing basically nothing and being one hit ko'd. Good Times

  • @spaghettimonster2798
    @spaghettimonster2798 3 года назад +92

    You’re several years late with this press release statement, Charlie.

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 года назад +65

    “They were at my place, sorry.”
    This, for some reason, killed me.

  • @charmandyorton006
    @charmandyorton006 3 года назад +94

    “They say the new Halo games are crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out…”
    - Halo fan describing 343 Industries and Chuck Wendig

    • @jaxonkoenig6678
      @jaxonkoenig6678 3 года назад +4

      Nice Pirates of the Caribbean reference

    • @lukeslone6009
      @lukeslone6009 3 года назад +5

      Did you mean Brian Reed? Chuck Wendig is a Star Wars guy, Brian Reed is the guy that wrote Spartan Ops, Halo 5, and "killed" the Didact in a comic.

  • @Mr-Soda
    @Mr-Soda 3 года назад +138

    According to the lore I heard, one of Cheifs teammates named “Linda” was actually present during Halo CE, however, sustained a life threatening injury, so she was locked in cryo.

    • @ghostkill221
      @ghostkill221 3 года назад +52

      That's true.
      Fred and Linda were trapped in the Forerunner facility on Reach. That's all 4 of them. There's a few others here and there but basically reach took the nearly 300 Spartan 2 and 3s and reduced the number to like 12 or less.
      Only about 6 of which are Spartan 2s
      Even before halo 3 came out, the books knew Chief wasn't the last living Spartan, he was just the last combat ready Spartan at the time.
      Chief wasn't sure any others survived (he knew kinda did but she was frozen)

    • @GGmanlife
      @GGmanlife 3 года назад +18

      I’m pretty sure Linda was actually dead for a while in cryo, but got revived. Is that true, or is my memory failing me?

    • @proudiofficial
      @proudiofficial 3 года назад +13

      @@GGmanlife As far as I know that's true

    • @GGmanlife
      @GGmanlife 3 года назад +4

      @@proudiofficial cool

    • @pygmybrain5868
      @pygmybrain5868 3 года назад

      @@ghostkill221 Wait, what about Kelly? Or is that a typo?

  • @xXFangRideXx
    @xXFangRideXx 3 года назад +32

    "THEY MADE BUCK A SPARTAN? HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A SHRIVELOUS DEATH"
    ~Cory Spazkid

  • @vald.1617
    @vald.1617 3 года назад +52

    I just realized that the whole point of the game is an A.I. uprising, and yet the AI in the game is the worst in the series, if not the genre.

  • @vidalvb1894
    @vidalvb1894 3 года назад +430

    Imagine that the worst halo game makes Charlie so excited.

    • @spehhhsssmarineer8961
      @spehhhsssmarineer8961 3 года назад +3

      @卐LouielolBruh卍 LMAO

    • @wqeqweqwewq7271
      @wqeqweqwewq7271 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kxSA1NSm6cc/видео.html=4

    • @MasonGillis
      @MasonGillis 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/rN61kR0MbK4/видео.html

    • @aykae130
      @aykae130 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/HHMR9zp-lZE/видео.html

    • @damn6039
      @damn6039 3 года назад +17

      Well trash games make him excited more than good ones, he's excited asf in his fast and furious crossroads playthrough
      The more excited Charlie is the worse the game is and halo 5 perfectly triggers that reaction

  • @EchoLocoCJ
    @EchoLocoCJ 3 года назад +103

    I don't even think the gameplay is worth praising. It doesn't play like halo. Enemies track you to an absurd degree (because of the enhanced mobility) which makes you play it like a cover shooter. The sandbox is highly de-emphasized. Strategy is not as rewarded. The fights feel like shooting galleries.

    • @CanadianCat64
      @CanadianCat64 3 года назад +31

      finally someone said it, and another thing, sure the multiplayer is fun but its not halo, it plays like advanced warfare with shields

    • @joeblazer3429
      @joeblazer3429 3 года назад +5

      @@CanadianCat64Halo 5 has my favorite multiplayer in the series. Shame the campaign is like the visual equivalent to listening to nails on chalkboard

    • @cheeseconnoisseur1622
      @cheeseconnoisseur1622 3 года назад +5

      The arenas used to be a lot more option full and what changed between them was the enemies. They used to play off of each other and use strategies. Intelligent design is what separates old halo from new halo where wave based combat seems to be more heavy and prevalent and has bad enemy and friendly ai. Also, apparently 343 originally didn’t even have you play as master chief at all because they didn’t realize that master chief was the main character of the franchise

  • @ProjectUnsoundDineen
    @ProjectUnsoundDineen 3 года назад +91

    You know a game is bad when a RTS spine off has to save the main line FPS.

    • @HydrogenAction
      @HydrogenAction 3 года назад

      Could you elaborate? I haven't played neither of them

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 3 года назад +14

      @@HydrogenAction halo wars 2 is an rts halo spinoff game, they had to use it to fix halo 5s awful story, and they did it really well considering halo wars 2 has a really good story

    • @ProjectUnsoundDineen
      @ProjectUnsoundDineen 3 года назад

      @@calus_bath_water also leading infinite story to actually be decent. Funny considering how much hate halo wars got from the community and bungie themselves.

    • @RickyUltra
      @RickyUltra 3 года назад

      I want to keep my spine on my body.

    • @CowsGoVroom
      @CowsGoVroom 3 года назад

      Halo 5 ai doesnt go brrrrrr

  • @starofaetherius
    @starofaetherius 3 года назад +17

    "Buck is the only one on this team that's worth anything." - The Halo community when this came out

  • @thelastofteh8528
    @thelastofteh8528 3 года назад +43

    40:00
    "At least shoot the generator to save me some fucking ammo."
    Tanaka - "I am the ammo."

    • @SteveSmith-fl8vr
      @SteveSmith-fl8vr 3 года назад +2

      Tanaka - "who needs ammo when you have *family*"

  • @user-bk6nh2hp4g
    @user-bk6nh2hp4g 3 года назад +167

    This game was the most disappointing game I’ve ever played

    • @suttongriffin8154
      @suttongriffin8154 3 года назад +1

      @@brain_bank48 I agree

    • @Thabigman
      @Thabigman 3 года назад +12

      I would give that medal to TLOU2, this is still trash tho

    • @breck4708
      @breck4708 3 года назад +7

      Halo 5 did not feel like a halo game. I personally did not enjoy it and the campaign was trash. The multiplayer seemed ok but the gameplay with all the jet boost movement and req stuff in war zone was just a turn off for me. I’ll stick with mcc until infinite comes out, even then many players like me will go back to mcc eventually after infinite dies down

    • @Thabigman
      @Thabigman 3 года назад +1

      @re e yeah I rlly had no gripes with halo5’s mp, that was fun asf. I still find the early halo multiplayers fun to this day

    • @camygael
      @camygael 3 года назад +11

      @re e I would read that as a joke

  • @relaxralex
    @relaxralex 3 года назад +416

    “Worst AI companions” Charlie has clearly never felt the wonderful feeling of having AI bots in Payday 2

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +58

      At least they shoot at the enemy and take cover on occasion

    • @goodolsalami4698
      @goodolsalami4698 3 года назад +9

      There’s also mods to make them better, but halo 5? No hope for them lmao

    • @9000Dogs
      @9000Dogs 3 года назад +13

      They made them pretty good with the henchman update a while back actually

    • @Jerry-nv4tq
      @Jerry-nv4tq 3 года назад +39

      AI Bots in Payday 2 can at least shoot and do try to help you up, hell even Halo 5 allies can shoot.
      But oh god Battlefield and Battlefront AI, have got to be some of the most useless AI teammates. They can't damage or shoot anything, they are just bullet sponges that look like they are shooting.

    • @user-jr3ox9lf6r
      @user-jr3ox9lf6r 3 года назад +2

      @@Jerry-nv4tq After playing battlefield 4's campaign I agree

  • @TherealSpacer-yi4ir
    @TherealSpacer-yi4ir 3 года назад +41

    When he tries to make buck pick up the needler to bait the sniper and it just shoots him anyway i fucking die

  • @DropOut32131
    @DropOut32131 3 года назад +51

    343 Studios: What do you mean they don’t enjoy fighting the same boss 15 times!?

    • @nolankanski9116
      @nolankanski9116 3 года назад +4

      Bungie: What do you mean they don't like fighting the same boss for 15 minutes?

  • @InvaderKaz2008
    @InvaderKaz2008 3 года назад +325

    Remember when Spartans, while superhuman, still had limitations to what they could do, they weren't just Naruto running through a warzone?

    • @joeblazer3429
      @joeblazer3429 3 года назад +55

      Spartan 2's were pretty much always that good though

    • @bigmeatswangin5837
      @bigmeatswangin5837 3 года назад +18

      @@joeblazer3429 It would have been much cooler to see the difference demonstrated in the gameplay.

    • @mhodgson986
      @mhodgson986 3 года назад +25

      the part that makes it fucking stupid is its spartan 4's not 2's doing it the augmentations and armor they have don't even make up the difference between them and 2's they are still lore wise inferior to the likes of chief in every way shape and form yet 343 just goes ohh yea well here's Osiris BS'ing their way through a very hot firefight sequence with so many flaws it should be a war crime to not be killed except buck since well its buck fair enough no one will complain then the best Blue team gets is a private escort to cortana

    • @Dennis19901
      @Dennis19901 3 года назад +7

      @@joeblazer3429 No, no they absolutely were not.
      Read "The Fall of Reach"

    • @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839
      @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839 3 года назад +1

      @@Dennis19901 Eric Nylunds book right? Not canon iirc

  • @kahnner.janson2022
    @kahnner.janson2022 3 года назад +17

    "That 1 grunt cooking grenades waiting for masterchef to walk around the corner"lol ive never thought of that 🤣🤣

  • @atothetaco
    @atothetaco 3 года назад +37

    Explaining where Fred, Linda, and Kelly were during 1-4 in a single chat message would be like copy pasting the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise twice, Bungie never really put anything from the books in games. They've been a part of the halo universe for quite a long time. Also Jorge was the spartan II hence why he was bigger than everyone else

    • @JoeSixThreeOh
      @JoeSixThreeOh 3 года назад +4

      Bungie was smart in that they saved the important lore for the games, and everything else in the books/comics was a bonus; they’d make little nods to the EU for a bit of fan service (like graffiti in Reach mentioning Harvest), but everything else in the story was new information you were learning for the first time.
      Meanwhile, story elements in 343 games are basically joined at the hip with the EU; don’t know who the hell Jul ‘Mdama is or why he has Halsey? Should have played Spartan Ops and read the four-part Escalation volumes friend! Why the hell is Cortana still alive, and why is the Warden so devoted to her? Read Tales from Slipspace to know more! Who the hell are Fred, Kelly, and Linda? Better grab the Nylund trilogy of books and get to reading, Soldier!
      Even Infinite falls into a trap with this, with the introduction of the Banished and Atriox in particular coming out of fucking nowhere unless you also played Halo Wars 2, read Tales from Slipspace, and the 4-part comic establishing them as a force to rival and ultimately destroy the Covenant.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 2 года назад +1

      @@JoeSixThreeOh They went with the Kingdom Hearts model of storytelling, and proceeded to overcomplicate their games in exactly the same way. Why is it that game developers never learn from other game developers?

  • @Buckettoli
    @Buckettoli 3 года назад +119

    Charlie why did you force yourself through this torture. The entire Halo fanbase simultaneously cheered and cried upon this video notification.

    • @unforgivablebread6027
      @unforgivablebread6027 3 года назад

      IM GONNA BUY HALO INFINITE LMAO

    • @Monkforilla
      @Monkforilla 3 года назад

      @@unforgivablebread6027 halo 5 is basically non canon anymore so halo infinite is gonna be 😍

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 3 года назад

      @@Monkforilla Halo 5 is, unfortunately, completely canon. I just like to pretend that something much better happened instead.

    • @Monkforilla
      @Monkforilla 3 года назад

      @@squirrel9544 didn’t I hear they are scrapping. The Locke storyline?

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 3 года назад

      @@Monkforilla there's a boss who has Locke's helmet on his shoulder pad, so there's speculation he was killed in-between. I believe it's confirmed that Tanaka is returning, though, so fireteam Osiris isn't gone completely, and infinite has been confirmed as a sequel to halo 5. The whole 'reboot' thing is in reference to it being a spot in the story new players can jump into, as well as refreshing the design and story themes.

  • @Mariopwnzu
    @Mariopwnzu 3 года назад +20

    Bungie: *Makes the Jackal snipers have god reflexes and one shot in H2 Legendary*
    Everyone: Yea don't do that it's horrible
    343: Yo what if we made Jackal snipers that 360 no scope you and 1 shot you?