Even WWE Champions, his claim to fame,I bet he's awful at it. Too bad it's all super secret, if someone who plays the game actually had a chance to look into his account and how he's playing, I bet he's wasting resources and playing poorly but just paying his way to get where he's at.
Remember, his content is positive and doesn't put anyone down. He doesn't go out of his way to be mean to people and he's changed and doesn't insult developers anymore, that was old Phil. Also, he exaggerates and plays a character named DSP who's different from Phil, but he is also honest and doesn't play a character like those famous paid shills, he's always honest and 100% himself
But if you disagree with him like "Seattle isn't full of crime I had a nice time" he'll attack you, verbatim, for contradicting him, and if you contradict him you should be a detractor
Sounds like a schizo psychopath to me. I'm still finding my pace with the MP and getting better but watching dsp makes me feel good about how I'm doing.
Sounds good to me. You're just supposed to believe whatever lie fits the current situation he's trying to explain away to his favor, and if you remind him of claiming the complete opposite possibly just in the last 15minutes, you're banned. Accept the alternate reality DSP shills. No questions allowed. Drink the blue juice. Stay in the ranch. Do not interact with outsiders.
He really thinks when someone runs up behind him as he is trying to camp a spot it is thr games fault and also thinks if he fires first no matter how bad his aim is he should get the kill lmao
The few times he did watch it he claimed that's not what happened on his screen and the killcam is lying. Dude is deranged. This must copium is not healthy.
@@MrXmoda The fact he is now saying that in game records are false is crazy and a level of narcissism higher than even before. We have games now that specifically say what your connection is, show dropped/rollback frames and even state when you have been countered etc etc. None of this true however, Phil's eyes and brain work at such a superhuman level that even the greatest chess A.I in the world can't hope to defeat him!
''Nothing I can do about any of this'' after sprinting full speed headed down a straight line of sight directly at the same guy who just killed him not 15 seconds prior.
@@ohlawd6763 He will never understand the sprint to fire mechanic, like he thinks every gun should just draw like an SMG and blames it on lag or the game being "bad" LMAO.
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 We desperately need a massive compilation of nothing but Phil's excuses for why he just died. Stuff like @ 6:17 Like Phil, my guy. You clearly weren't around the corner, AND there was someone coming from each side, therefor it does not matter what side of the corner you were on, you were dead either way.
@@karloskrimson2883when I used it for objective matches, sometimes I'd set it in a halfway so people had to climb over it, and I could shoot at them during the mounting animation. but yeah, don't just throw it in the middle of a giant sniper lane and run away.
@@deadexo-3 I always find the "go to dashboard so I don't see myself getting KOed" so completely pathetic. Like you still have to go back in game to see the victory/loss screen regardless xD
11:46 He wants people with real jobs to get fired while he's begging for money on streams? The self awareness of this man. He's so disconnected from reality.
and he still manages to screw it up that's the more hilarious part. even with the help he still fails and fucks up and its everyone else's fault but his. this guy is comedy gold even if its unintentional on his part
As much as I hate SBMM, I agree. You know Phil is in a really low bracket just by watching the enemy players. And yet he still manages to get facerolled by them
I'll never understand how someone can play video games for *decades* as a "job" and still be bad at them. Imagine any other profession where you can make a living while being terrible, besides a politician.
Its a straight up refusal to self reflect or examine what he might have done different. He NEVER considers his actions as what is wrong. Not once. He doesnt review footage, kill cams, the position of the aiming reticle, the pattern of behavior he falls into, nothing. Its a clear sign of his narcissism. That in 15 years he has not once considered his own actions to be remotely in the wrong. There is no such thing as a good kill on Phil, its always something else.
@@MysteriousAya This. A ruthlessly competitive player will do all the above in a drive to improve. To DSP, he's already the best, he did everything right, he did nothing wrong... ever. So it's the games fault.
@@seventhson2151 Been watching Phil a long, long time. The man is never wrong in his mind, doesn't matter the situation. Even some narcissists will occasionally recognize something happened that they messed up on, but his is so engrained and part of who he is that it just won't happen with him.
Just want to point out that it does make sense that he only spent 11hours in game time playing. Phil doesnt account for his time spent in the god damn main menu fucking around with loadouts and talking to the dents.
@@deathtrooper2048 yeah that's what I'm saying, half the time he's in the main menu looking at daily challenges or the shit he just unlocked rather than playing the game
Lol that ragequit with the quickness when he realized he was the final kill and would be forced to watch himself get bodied, along with everyone else on the teams 😂
Because DSP still thinks that he is the best player ever. So when he doesn't check his six, runs straight to a grenade or sucks at aiming then it cannot be his fault and instead it is the game!
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also have tendencies to hold grudges against their dead aunt because she’s stopped helping to pay for their kahndo after she died
I dont understand how Phil can play call of duty for like a decade and still not understand things like range, sprint to fire speed, flinch etc. Pro gamer over here xD
These 'delay lobbies' he's complaining about are the legit lobbies. After quitting several times in a row the skill-based matchmaking notices he's lost five games in ten minutes and has a .1 K/D so it puts him in a lobby with bots and five years old. That's why Phil has noticed that quitting several times in a row will get him put in a 'good game.'
**Thows a stun granade alerting the enemy of his presence** **Turns around and runs in the oposite direction** **Gets killed from behind** **Surprised Pikachu face**
Me and my mate were watching (we like having little youtube get togethers) and we both looked at each other dumbfounded at that part. Phil seriously did not see the hit marker or his brain didn't register it - guy is obviously so tilted and angered he cannot see the wood for the trees.
I’ve mever played a COD game before, but dying and then literally running back to the place you keep dying over and over again doesn’t seem like the best idea.
Remember every time he tries to explain how he's matured and not at all the same person he was back when he used to insult the game and game developers? Remember?
The connection issue excuse is one of my favorites because of that one time he moved across the country in search of better internet. Somehow everyone else is able to perform but not Phil so if it’s lag it’s his own lag. It’s time to move again.
Dave bitching about getting sniped when he didn't show up on the thermal scope (running Cold Blooded or something similar), spawning in and immediately running into a semtex had me rolling.
"Where the other hours go?" to literally every minute you spend outside of an actual match (break(s), opening/closing your windows, checking on the wife, menuing, waitneing for a match). You don't need to be a genius to figure it out and I dont even play this game; but sure Phil, your the professional...
8:29 if i'm not mistaken, the "playtime" clock only counts time spent in matches. Goes to show how much time he spends preaching to his chat instead of playing the game.
imagine if a company kicked phil out with no exit pay and all that bs he just spit out...oh wait. One did and phil lost his shit, yet he wishes it on others? What a great guy.
"I'm doing great!" 1.02 K/D ratio. "The gaeme is wrong, right? Peepul are saying, my K/D ratio is like... going to be awenest here... my guess... anyway probably 4.1."
He's making the biggest mistake - getting angry and tilted. When you start complaining and getting angry, you can't focus on playing the game and start playing poorly as a result.
Phil really doesn't understand the concept of flanking. In his mind if someone ends up behind him they must have just spawned there, it's impossible that they just ran there.
I love how terrible he is at literally every game
And he can’t even make that funny, it’s just sad and delusional.
Autism
@@ramza675autistic person speaking. I didn't die to Margit.
That is all I have to say.
It’s the lag dood
Even WWE Champions, his claim to fame,I bet he's awful at it. Too bad it's all super secret, if someone who plays the game actually had a chance to look into his account and how he's playing, I bet he's wasting resources and playing poorly but just paying his way to get where he's at.
Remember, his content is positive and doesn't put anyone down. He doesn't go out of his way to be mean to people and he's changed and doesn't insult developers anymore, that was old Phil.
Also, he exaggerates and plays a character named DSP who's different from Phil, but he is also honest and doesn't play a character like those famous paid shills, he's always honest and 100% himself
But if you disagree with him like "Seattle isn't full of crime I had a nice time" he'll attack you, verbatim, for contradicting him, and if you contradict him you should be a detractor
Sounds like a schizo psychopath to me. I'm still finding my pace with the MP and getting better but watching dsp makes me feel good about how I'm doing.
Sounds good to me. You're just supposed to believe whatever lie fits the current situation he's trying to explain away to his favor, and if you remind him of claiming the complete opposite possibly just in the last 15minutes, you're banned. Accept the alternate reality DSP shills. No questions allowed. Drink the blue juice. Stay in the ranch. Do not interact with outsiders.
Actual brain aneurysm reading that, but it's the real state of this geezer's streams.
He really thinks when someone runs up behind him as he is trying to camp a spot it is thr games fault and also thinks if he fires first no matter how bad his aim is he should get the kill lmao
I will never get over the times he asks "how did i die?" and then immediately skips the kill cam
IKR
Well, everything in the game lies to him right so why would he believe the killcams if he doesn't understand latency and ping lol
The few times he did watch it he claimed that's not what happened on his screen and the killcam is lying. Dude is deranged. This must copium is not healthy.
The kill cam is pointless if you did everything correct.
@@MrXmoda The fact he is now saying that in game records are false is crazy and a level of narcissism higher than even before.
We have games now that specifically say what your connection is, show dropped/rollback frames and even state when you have been countered etc etc.
None of this true however, Phil's eyes and brain work at such a superhuman level that even the greatest chess A.I in the world can't hope to defeat him!
''Nothing I can do about any of this'' after sprinting full speed headed down a straight line of sight directly at the same guy who just killed him not 15 seconds prior.
"DUDE HOW DID HE KILL ME?!" Dave says after ADSing at an enemy 2m away from him
@@ohlawd6763 He will never understand the sprint to fire mechanic, like he thinks every gun should just draw like an SMG and blames it on lag or the game being "bad" LMAO.
MW3 has filled the void that SF6 left. Big ups Memology! 🙏
We eating good 🤜🤛
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 We desperately need a massive compilation of nothing but Phil's excuses for why he just died.
Stuff like @ 6:17 Like Phil, my guy. You clearly weren't around the corner, AND there was someone coming from each side, therefor it does not matter what side of the corner you were on, you were dead either way.
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Pigroach is too. Dents showered him.
He has no concept that the other players have any autonomy and it's hilarious.
Phil's loadouts are some the funniest thing ever. The man has no idea what he's doing 😂
I'd enjoy input from FPS players about loadout and ideal sets.
I love how Phil deploys his shield oui in the open and then runs from it. Pro lvl FPS player
@@karloskrimson2883when I used it for objective matches, sometimes I'd set it in a halfway so people had to climb over it, and I could shoot at them during the mounting animation. but yeah, don't just throw it in the middle of a giant sniper lane and run away.
slowest ads speed with hipfire laser 😂
To be fair, he only tries to put the shield down in the worst possible locations and at the worst times.
If there's one thing he's good at in CoD, is speed RQ'ing.
It's like the one true muscle memory he has.
He’s like LTG in SF6, dude has perfected quitting to dashboard when he’s getting his shit stomped in.
Facts
Makes me cringe when he does that.
Only wings is quicker than him at RQ/dashboarding
@@deadexo-3 I always find the "go to dashboard so I don't see myself getting KOed" so completely pathetic. Like you still have to go back in game to see the victory/loss screen regardless xD
Shoutout to Phil for somehow becoming more and more unwatchable by the day, which I didn't think was possible
Right? Even these clips of him are toxic enough for me to tap out sometimes now
He's very watchable just in the most backwards way possible 😂
@@quintafox7582 facts! it's getting difficult to watch him ironically now
It’s weird how the lag in any game he is playing always benefits his opponent, never him.
One of the times he was complaining about lag he had 7 ping lmao
The fact that he genuinely thinks he always carry his team every single match is funny, sad, pathetic and completely delusional all at the same time
Measiah complex, he thinks he’s an 1 manbaby army.
11:46 He wants people with real jobs to get fired while he's begging for money on streams? The self awareness of this man. He's so disconnected from reality.
Phil hitting an impressive 9 CPM (Complaints per minute) in this COD session, not bad!
9 Whines Per Minute, if you will.
Those are rookie numbers. He can do much better.
And only 2 snorts… great stuff 🥲
10 years later he will say this was on purpose and he invented improve comedy
I'd be amazed if he lives another 10 years with all the daily Gin guzzling
I love when he complains about lag, yet you can see he has an 11ms ping in the top corner.
“I literally philled him wif bullets!”
Calling for people to be fired when you're using their hard work to make essy money while you're jobless is disgusting
16:45 “I can’t fire straight, I can’t aim.”
It’s called being drunk, Phil
Also not wearing glasses that he needs.
Hows 10ms an "inacturate connection"? he's legit just mumbling any shit he can at this point lmao
His gin brain operates at 310ms.
what a chill, positive, fun, and meaningful stream
Such a content curator!
😂😂😂
3:28 "Perfect accuracy, spraying everywhere!"
Pick one, Phil...
So I main snipers in gun games (since ME is an RPG).
I call BS.
Phil is the type of player that SBMM exists for
and he still manages to screw it up that's the more hilarious part. even with the help he still fails and fucks up and its everyone else's fault but his. this guy is comedy gold even if its unintentional on his part
As much as I hate SBMM, I agree. You know Phil is in a really low bracket just by watching the enemy players. And yet he still manages to get facerolled by them
The fact he has a positive KD sums it up. He’s so shit yet is positive
What is SBMM?
@@MetatronAD skill based match making. Makes every match a sweat fest because in MW3 it’s turned up another level
Amazing how EVERY SINGLE GAME HE PLAYED EVER has input drops, lag, glitches, bugs and faulty controls. The most unlucky person ever 😞
And it's all for the benefit of his opponents 😂🐷
I'll never understand how someone can play video games for *decades* as a "job" and still be bad at them. Imagine any other profession where you can make a living while being terrible, besides a politician.
Its a straight up refusal to self reflect or examine what he might have done different. He NEVER considers his actions as what is wrong. Not once. He doesnt review footage, kill cams, the position of the aiming reticle, the pattern of behavior he falls into, nothing.
Its a clear sign of his narcissism.
That in 15 years he has not once considered his own actions to be remotely in the wrong. There is no such thing as a good kill on Phil, its always something else.
@@MysteriousAya This. A ruthlessly competitive player will do all the above in a drive to improve. To DSP, he's already the best, he did everything right, he did nothing wrong... ever. So it's the games fault.
@@seventhson2151 Been watching Phil a long, long time. The man is never wrong in his mind, doesn't matter the situation. Even some narcissists will occasionally recognize something happened that they messed up on, but his is so engrained and part of who he is that it just won't happen with him.
Dude needs his proscription checked, enemies keep sprinting past him and he legit doesn't react.
Once again, Phil is calling for people to lose their jobs, during the holiday season no less!
Where am I aiming you still haven't told me!
Pure genius
Amazing
Thank you ❤
Just want to point out that it does make sense that he only spent 11hours in game time playing. Phil doesnt account for his time spent in the god damn main menu fucking around with loadouts and talking to the dents.
It doesn't, in game only counts for time in game, not menus.
@@deathtrooper2048 yeah that's what I'm saying, half the time he's in the main menu looking at daily challenges or the shit he just unlocked rather than playing the game
Lol that ragequit with the quickness when he realized he was the final kill and would be forced to watch himself get bodied, along with everyone else on the teams 😂
bro is having his daily struggle.
how is he this bad after playing games for so so many years?
Plays games for a living, can barely play games. 🤷🏻♀️
because its phil
@@ViViDGhe’s lucky RUclips isn’t his boss getting ready for a performance review. Because he’d have been fired long ago.
Because the game isn't important, the money it makes is.
Because DSP still thinks that he is the best player ever. So when he doesn't check his six, runs straight to a grenade or sucks at aiming then it cannot be his fault and instead it is the game!
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also have tendencies to hold grudges against their dead aunt because she’s stopped helping to pay for their kahndo after she died
Hahahhahahahhaha
Was the aunt in his khando the same aunt that gave him the gout?
😂
@@angry_zergling Yes! 🤣
I dont understand how Phil can play call of duty for like a decade and still not understand things like range, sprint to fire speed, flinch etc. Pro gamer over here xD
Imagine wanting people that likely make under 50k a year gone from their job because you lost at a video game.
These 'delay lobbies' he's complaining about are the legit lobbies. After quitting several times in a row the skill-based matchmaking notices he's lost five games in ten minutes and has a .1 K/D so it puts him in a lobby with bots and five years old. That's why Phil has noticed that quitting several times in a row will get him put in a 'good game.'
FAXXCTS
Hes like one of those dolls that you pull a cord on and cope just spews out of it
Except, he's the one pulling the cord!
@@Nite-cq1fj and he won't stop 😭
@10:36 Phil gets 4th place at CoD EVO
Justin Wong: "4th place doesnt get you anything..."
He launches giant stones from his glass house but always goes on about how he doesnt do anything to garner people's ire.
**Thows a stun granade alerting the enemy of his presence**
**Turns around and runs in the oposite direction**
**Gets killed from behind**
**Surprised Pikachu face**
Me and my mate were watching (we like having little youtube get togethers) and we both looked at each other dumbfounded at that part.
Phil seriously did not see the hit marker or his brain didn't register it - guy is obviously so tilted and angered he cannot see the wood for the trees.
LOL dude I couldn’t believe what I was watching.
If they gave kill streaks for complaints he'd get a nuke every 10 seconds
Phil reminds me of the kid who, when you "shot" them and you said you got em they'd say "Nuh uh! You missed! I'm bulletproof! I dodged"
Some manchild: "Not 0.87, that shoulda been 1.6! Hah hah...!"
Everyone watching him: "Not $192, that shoulda been $5."
God the longer he goes, the longer his excuses get
if i get 1 penny every time he dies and explain what happened in every cod game i would buy myself a castle in dubai
I’ve mever played a COD game before, but dying and then literally running back to the place you keep dying over and over again doesn’t seem like the best idea.
Well you see Phil they also count rage quits as a lose
Remember every time he tries to explain how he's matured and not at all the same person he was back when he used to insult the game and game developers? Remember?
The connection issue excuse is one of my favorites because of that one time he moved across the country in search of better internet. Somehow everyone else is able to perform but not Phil so if it’s lag it’s his own lag. It’s time to move again.
He is right about losing more than a 1.00 w/l ratio because when you join a match in progress and lose it doesn't count.
Dave bitching about getting sniped when he didn't show up on the thermal scope (running Cold Blooded or something similar), spawning in and immediately running into a semtex had me rolling.
My favorite excuses are the ones where he says "are you shi**ing me, if I would have just fired my gun first I would have killed him"
it's funny how he's using the 16 month time of development for this game as an argument for this game only because he's ass at it lol
How does nobody realize his excuses exist from game to game? It’s always some connection issue or his failure to understand game mechanics.
Everybody realises, the real question is how he doesn’t
@@rella.3505 his dents don’t realize it either
why is he complaining about connection when the latency is quite literally on the screen?? who is he trying to fool hahaha
When he played Halo, he claimed here and there that the ping isn't telling its real value.
believe Phil and not the talented game devs xddd
Lmao he was the losing game kill
*WHAT A CHILL AND POSITIVE STEAM GUYS. IT'S LIKE BEING HUGGED BY A LITTER OF PUPPIES*
"Where the other hours go?" to literally every minute you spend outside of an actual match (break(s), opening/closing your windows, checking on the wife, menuing, waitneing for a match). You don't need to be a genius to figure it out and I dont even play this game; but sure Phil, your the professional...
i feel bad for the players stuck with phil on their team.
God phill doesn’t know what k/d is or know the word spawn and also side note that hat makes phill look older then he is
Love the way he impotently spams the a button or fight buttons when he's raging like a child.
8:29 if i'm not mistaken, the "playtime" clock only counts time spent in matches. Goes to show how much time he spends preaching to his chat instead of playing the game.
*HE RAGEQUIT! OH MY GOD, HE RAGEQUIT!!*
imagine if a company kicked phil out with no exit pay and all that bs he just spit out...oh wait. One did and phil lost his shit, yet he wishes it on others? What a great guy.
A developer could literally build a game around Philburt and all his criticisms and skill issues and he'd still find something to complain about.
They already do. GOW Ragnarok was designed with Phil specifically in mind and he still complained so much and called the Devs lazy hacks and all that.
This dude pulled almost 200 bucks on this? That's depressing man.
It's from the same 5 people every day. It was all gone 5 minutes after this stream anyway. Not depressing. Just pathetic.
@@barrelrolltoday6051yea, it’s just one day too, after this, he will be pleading, begging, and threatening to quit the games completely.
He really doesn't get how k/d works. Valedictorian for sure.
He needs to learn LTG's ragequit efficiency
His lack of self awareness is awe inspiring
"I'm doing great!" 1.02 K/D ratio.
"The gaeme is wrong, right? Peepul are saying, my K/D ratio is like... going to be awenest here... my guess... anyway probably 4.1."
I have no idea why firing everybody would fix every problem in phils mind.
He's making the biggest mistake - getting angry and tilted. When you start complaining and getting angry, you can't focus on playing the game and start playing poorly as a result.
ScamSideDave and the 2K Cat Scam will NEVER be forgotten...
The moment you zoom in on Phil snorting gets me everytime XD
Phil going SOPLAME thinking it means blow me in Spanish was fucking hysterical
Dies in the middle of an opening, complains he was stuck in a corner. Makes sense
He has never been more happy then at this point in his life. Lol
I hope dsp never leaves the internet, I get so many laughs watching him, it brightens my day
I love How EVERY TIME he dies there IS a excuse kkkkkkkkkk
bro got his shopping cart stolen in CoD today.
I wonder if detractors stream snipe Phil and throw his games, that would be hysterical.
Looks like the wage quit extortion worked. He got the vest.
Dents rewarding his toxicity.
take a shoot every time he says ''trash gameplay''
You know it's bad even SBMM doesn't let Phil win
I blame turkey tom
Phil at 40 has the same cod complaints I had at 15… mature adult gamer
phil gets shot by enemy player. also phil: How did i die?
Props to phil for giving unlimited amount of salts everyday 🤣
Imagine being ndo103 and actually giving Phil 100$ for this kind of gameplay.. What the hell, man
Of all of his cod takes I haven't heard a single that has any validity.
Yes blame the developers when they get no choice in the matter!
Phil really doesn't understand the concept of flanking. In his mind if someone ends up behind him they must have just spawned there, it's impossible that they just ran there.
In no way defending him but I’m hearing the developers have f-Ed up this release and spawn killing is totally a thing right now in this game.
Isn't flanking like... shooter 101?
My brother and I developed some good flank game in Gears.
whenever he says "by the way" it means he just thought of a new excuse to use
The real question is why does he keep rage quitting matches, expecting to do better in the next match?
They robbed his kills like they robbed his shopping cart
I wish I had a constant 11ms latency when I was playing CoD2 back in the day. This guy is the most delusional man online.
The moniker of The King of Hate never left, despite what Phil tries to say.
Wings and Dsp are secretly brothers.
Hes now using the same “they didn’t earn that” excuse in every game he’s playing
He's getting so heated over pub COD matches 😂
I mean he ain’t wrong about wanting every developer fired 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅