Patton Oswalt - Road Warrior,Depression,Ratatouille Halloween

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @lisarenee3505
    @lisarenee3505 14 лет назад +287

    He is sooo right about the depression thing (starts around 3:45). When you're chronically depressed, feeling bad becomes "normal", and when you start to feel good, your lower brain kicks in and says "hey wait a minute, this isn't normal! This is different and frightening. Quick, find something to feel bad about & get us back to the state we're used to being in!"

    • @mayabartholomew3402
      @mayabartholomew3402 4 года назад +5

      I’d say it is worse being angry all the time than being sad because at least you can sit with yourself when you are sad, like if I am sad I can cry and feel better. Even if it is chronic I would consider that better than being angry because I never know what is happening when I am angry, my anger is getting better though. I don’t get angry all the time like I used to, but I still have difficulty dealing with stress. But even then I can still figure it out. Anyways I hope you feel better knowing that sometimes it is necessary to feel sad and that you don’t have to always pretend it is fine

    • @williamsullivan857
      @williamsullivan857 3 года назад +6

      Yes. Sad becomes normal, to put it simply. The ground state of existence is depression. Very hard to dig out of.

    • @anydaynow
      @anydaynow 3 года назад +3

      I've never talked to someone ten years in the past before. Is this like time travel?

    • @lisarenee3505
      @lisarenee3505 3 года назад +1

      @@anydaynow It's like the cheap, knock-off store-brand Time Travel 😜

    • @daviddurango9562
      @daviddurango9562 3 года назад +2

      Going to a psychiatrist and taking antidepressants is the biggest mistake you can possibly make.
      Confidentiality???
      Do you actually believe that crap?
      Everytime somebody shoots up their former place of employment and you hear about it on the news, they always say..."The man had a history of mental illness."
      How do they know?

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 14 лет назад +117

    Wearing your bathrobe for 8 days straight and watching The Princess Bride 11 times in a row. Best description of depression ever.

    • @sloaiza81
      @sloaiza81 3 года назад +2

      1st world depression.

  • @roadbeef
    @roadbeef Год назад +18

    fuck man, his pause between saying uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement and then beginning the accompanying song for it is perfection

  • @grozwald
    @grozwald 4 года назад +45

    "Yeah, do me right in the dirt button, mohawk. I don't care."

  • @deviousxen
    @deviousxen 4 года назад +273

    'I don't wanna be in the wasteland fat and depressed.'
    2020 *happens*

  • @mattclark9600
    @mattclark9600 10 лет назад +211

    "Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement. You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry." So funny lol.

  • @peregrinec5477
    @peregrinec5477 4 года назад +41

    I love Patton's depression material. It speaks to my soul. I've been on meds and in therapy for nearly 5 years now. I am also a parent of young child... I totally get it. LOVE YOU PATTON!

  • @doblegcanusee9311
    @doblegcanusee9311 4 года назад +12

    Incredibly honest about his depression. Hats of to him for sharing

  • @Choonzord
    @Choonzord 12 лет назад +34

    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a LOOONG time.

  • @davis0812
    @davis0812 3 года назад +17

    Maybe it’s just 12 full months of lockdown talking, but “do me right in the dirt button Mohawk” fucking killed me. I needed a laugh like that

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 года назад +2

      I lost it at that 😂😂😂

  • @happilyham6769
    @happilyham6769 3 года назад +18

    I've felt down before, but after listening to Patton Oswalt, I don't think I've ever been really depressed. Depression sounds real bad.

    • @HeyChicagoWhattaSay
      @HeyChicagoWhattaSay 2 года назад +4

      If you're questioning it, you haven't been depressed. I live on the 9th floor of a condo and think a lot about jumping. I'm not going to, but the thought is there always... That's depression

    • @HellAtlantic
      @HellAtlantic 2 года назад +4

      Uh no. What you’re describing is more on the suicidal side of things. Depression is an overwhelming sense of malaise where simply dealing and functioning in society is a monumental task.

    • @batbabe1507
      @batbabe1507 Год назад +1

      @@HellAtlantic There's a reason why it's called suicidal depression. It doesn't mean it isn't depression. It's just a different form of it. So yeah... their statement stands. It's depression.

  • @laurenanderson61
    @laurenanderson61 4 года назад +31

    Oh Patton...I had the same thought about my anti-depressant not being available after civilization collapses.

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan 8 лет назад +200

    I'm going through some stuff, and Patton Oswalt's obviously depression/cynicism feuled comedy oddly works.

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 6 лет назад +9

      I hope things have improved for you.

    • @RJSTEVENS89
      @RJSTEVENS89 4 года назад +4

      Yeah man hopes everythings good

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser 4 года назад +3

      oh fuck same

    • @antonewilson4310
      @antonewilson4310 3 года назад +1

      Check out Gary Gulman's treasure trove on RUclips. The guy is a genius.

    • @WublicIndecency
      @WublicIndecency 3 года назад +2

      I feel you all too well, I'd love to pick his mind on it. Get some advice anyway. But we all do what we can otherwise. I hope things have been better for you since then!

  •  Месяц назад +2

    This guy is so good!

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning 13 лет назад +35

    "The Sad Boy" this guy is a pro. a pro.

  • @ATFprdepartment
    @ATFprdepartment 3 года назад +9

    A decade and a half, I’m only now realizing Patton voiced Remy

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 5 лет назад +32

    He described my dog precisely ... and me when I cut back on escitalopram.

  •  9 лет назад +121

    His description of depression is so spot-on ('cause it's kind of the same deal when I go through these phases) that I don't know if I should laugh or not.

    • @DrewCross
      @DrewCross 7 лет назад +8

      PhilFightmaster [DARBEV] laugh. it's the point of comedy

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 лет назад +1

      Action Film Therapie: laugh, as long as you can.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 5 лет назад +2

      the legit def is: comedy=tragedy+time.
      & depression is a shadow it’s hard to escape from. i never have.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 лет назад +1

      demvoter&damnproudofit: Wish I could sit and talk to you about your depression. I fought it for so many years, in so many ways. The best, quickest thing a counselor told me was this:
      Ask yourself, "Am I all right, RIGHT NOW?" If you are, then you are okay for the moment. That's it.
      Try Martin Seligman's Book, "What You Can Change & What You Can't." You can find a used copy on Ebay for cheap. It has one chapter on depression that was crucially helpful to me, and might help you, too. Also, there is likely someone you deal with often who is making you think you are "less" than you are. You need to pay attention to how you feel about what is said to you and about you to others. Does it disturb you? Maybe you need to deal with them a lot less. How would you feel if that person were out of your life? Better? That's a clue.Realize that in spite of what they say, you can still be OK in any given moment. You can also be ANGRY at them. Which helps you know when you should get away as much as possible. I'm so sad you're going through this.
      I'm sending you my strongest wishes that at least one of these ideas helps you at least a little.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 5 лет назад

      Jillian Smith How kind you are, thank you so much. I will try the book. I have read hundreds by now I’m sure. +6+ years of therapy plus years of meds…
      Pretty much all the people I had in my life told me I was less than I was so now I have affectively rid myself of all of them, except my family, and I’ve removed myself from them by 2000 miles. I’m an introvert and I live in isolation bc making new friends as an older adult is pretty hard and I don’t like groups. I do love Patton Oswalt and comedy. Laughing is a good medicine -and so are my dogs. ❤️

  • @StyleLePelt
    @StyleLePelt 12 лет назад +21

    This guy always makes me smile :) I could be in the worse mood and I'll smile. Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement did it today for me :)

  • @Allyspill
    @Allyspill 13 лет назад +17

    I'm actually watching this with my Remy plushy. So technically I'm hugging and kissing Patton while he's making me laugh.

  • @Aldaan3333
    @Aldaan3333 12 лет назад +11

    the dog bit is my favorite patton bit that i've seen by far XDXD it makes me almost cry laughing lol

  • @matthewkoslow3221
    @matthewkoslow3221 4 года назад +109

    "In 20 years society is going to collapse"
    ......OOHHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THEEEERRREEEEE
    edit: well.....fuck this is just very true now....

    • @chanceDdog2009
      @chanceDdog2009 4 года назад +6

      We are here

    • @Truedoogie
      @Truedoogie 4 года назад +6

      Woaaaaah OOOOH!!

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 4 года назад +7

      LIVING ON A PRAAAYYER!!!

    • @sc8307
      @sc8307 4 года назад +2

      November is going to tell us how much longer we have.

    • @MQXM001
      @MQXM001 4 года назад

      The beginning of the end.

  • @UltracoreUltraUranium
    @UltracoreUltraUranium 11 лет назад +4

    "Uncle touchie's puzzle basement. You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry." LMAO LMAO LMAO. Such good shit all while getting an oil change

  • @danielcondran5767
    @danielcondran5767 6 лет назад +13

    Omg everything about Patton Oswalt. Should I laugh or cry? Its so accurate hahaha

  • @cyansloth1763
    @cyansloth1763 5 лет назад +12

    OMG I do the same thing when it comes to meds and fear of a coming doom. It's such a baaaaad idea. OMG I so know the feeling.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 5 лет назад

      Teykel Meeka this is kind of turning into an interesting thread about depression and meds. so many of us struggle. I went off prozac slowly-w dr approval-7 months ago because I was a zombie. I didn’t want to kill myself, but I was just a rock. even sweeping the floor was impossible. I could barely move.Then I discovered Kratom. watch ‘a leaf of faith,’ on netflix. it’s a legal herb and it helps me w depression/lack of energy. it is not speed, not an opiate. best wishes. ❤️

  • @Tehaxis
    @Tehaxis 14 лет назад +3

    ".. Your inside of me right now! Did you know that? How bout that."
    I loled in my pants.

  • @no1guy825
    @no1guy825 3 года назад +6

    I have had to listen to this bit like 200 times to stop crying from the initial shock. this bit floored me without fail for so long.

  • @TheThrungler
    @TheThrungler 4 года назад +28

    In 2010 he predicted 20 years in the future that there would be a falling out nuclear apocalyptic wasteland. It's 2020 a mere 10 years later, and at the time this came out I was like yeah right...... Now I'm like, "wouldn't surprise me"

    • @lissanguinan
      @lissanguinan 4 года назад +1

      Yes!!! We're so close haha

    • @RogueBurn
      @RogueBurn 4 года назад +1

      It would be an improvement.

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 12 дней назад

      Its 2024. Russia threatens to nuke free world, we are close to mad max 2

  • @Kleinfurkon
    @Kleinfurkon 11 лет назад +12

    Patton Oswalt...funniest comedian EVER

  • @XhockeyfightX
    @XhockeyfightX 13 лет назад +8

    "Do me right in the dirt-button, Mohawk, I don't care!"

  • @MichaelIrish
    @MichaelIrish 5 лет назад +40

    Circus peanut flavored Doritos with prozac.
    You're welcome.

  • @juliadawson7193
    @juliadawson7193 6 лет назад +12

    He reminded me of my dog except he had a 6th sense I swear - before i would get my shoes and I was just thinking about how to not let on (cos he would go nuts as soon as he knew he was going out), and he would look at me, cock his head to the side and start wagging his tail...any movement after that and the barking would start!
    I miss him!

  • @muscleslave9606
    @muscleslave9606 8 лет назад +65

    "Do me right in the dirt button Mohawk"

  • @kmeyerlocal66
    @kmeyerlocal66 4 года назад

    "Do me in the dirt button" has to be the greatest line from Patton

  • @hopelessnerd6677
    @hopelessnerd6677 4 года назад +7

    I've watched "The Princess Bride" 11 times in a row. Is that a sign of something???

  • @ReidBlakley
    @ReidBlakley 14 лет назад +3

    I just got suspended from my college radio show for playing the Halloween bit on my show in the afternoon.
    Kind of derails my plans for playing the "Christmas Shoes" bit later in December.

  • @dodge2362
    @dodge2362 4 года назад +1

    Be thankful your dog waits for signs. My dog knows by the time of day (year round) when the walk is and will nag us when we're late getting ready.

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 5 лет назад +1

    If you haven't seen Happy!, you must. It is a complete run of full on odd. Patton voices a plush purple unicorn. And that isn't even close to how bizarre it gets. Just when you think it's gone nuts, it takes a hard turn.. To the right, to the left, who knows.

  • @DarthMastadonP90
    @DarthMastadonP90 14 лет назад +4

    No prozac in the coming wasteland!? Man, I can feel my soul dying.... XD
    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement... You won't were a shirt, and you'll cry..."
    LMAO

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 4 года назад +1

    If this came out 11 years ago I think his 20 year prediction seems to be on track

  • @BigGuySings
    @BigGuySings 13 лет назад +2

    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement, You won't wear and a Shirt and you'll Cry"
    CLASSIC!!

  • @SilvrDragon52
    @SilvrDragon52 13 лет назад +2

    haha, Puzzle Basement.
    I once asked my friend to give me a ride to go get groceries, and I told him to bring me to "Whole Foods Adventure Market." We got there and he said, "Hey... it's not 'Adventure'..."

  • @taureleafsilver
    @taureleafsilver 13 лет назад +2

    "Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement" is now what I'm calling every Professor Layton Game. I do not feel awful about this at all.

  • @Allyspill
    @Allyspill 13 лет назад +5

    @ometta7 Thank you. Ratatouille is one of my all time favorite movies. It is how I discovered Patton and now he is one of my favorite comedians. I find it wierd that I like watching him with my Remy plushy. Oh well.

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 5 лет назад +9

    "Does this wash cloth smell like chloroform- what do you think?"

  • @rebekahmoir6884
    @rebekahmoir6884 4 года назад +3

    " in 20 years Society will collapse " with how this year is going yes

  • @MouseX1000
    @MouseX1000 12 лет назад +3

    I'm born the day before Halloween and Halloween is my favorite day too! Be thinkin' of ya!

  • @ThawingOut85
    @ThawingOut85 13 лет назад +1

    I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU FOR POSTING! :D

  • @gargarcomedy
    @gargarcomedy 6 лет назад +2

    I want that Oswalt family crest!

  • @AnyoneCanSee
    @AnyoneCanSee 13 лет назад

    Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement - just killed me - man, I'm crying and my body hurts from laughing.

  • @originlostborn369
    @originlostborn369 4 года назад +2

    8 or so more years to go

  • @MidwestTractionModeler
    @MidwestTractionModeler 10 лет назад +100

    27 people have been to Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.

    • @MrBrightsideXVI
      @MrBrightsideXVI 7 лет назад +4

      Midwest Traction Modeler it's 38 now

    • @davidsmith1009
      @davidsmith1009 5 лет назад +5

      61. Uncle touchy stays busy.

    • @raptor182cmn
      @raptor182cmn 4 года назад

      149 victims of Uncle Touchy as of july 14, 2020

  • @kanelitwiniec
    @kanelitwiniec 12 лет назад +2

    I can relate to the depression bit 100%

  • @Sindoku
    @Sindoku 4 года назад +1

    I also weened myself off because I was preparing for the end of the world. I was on Paxil though.

  • @jiggycalzone8585
    @jiggycalzone8585 7 месяцев назад

    If the upload date is in line with the broadcast date it means we have until 2030 and oh my goodness gracious arent we on track

  • @SpamNapkin
    @SpamNapkin 14 лет назад +1

    It was really fun! *RIP, BLEED*

  • @1trushadowclw642
    @1trushadowclw642 4 года назад

    My dude is a genius

  • @timcosgrove707
    @timcosgrove707 8 лет назад +26

    Anyone have footage of the Disney channel interviews he did?

    • @dk14929
      @dk14929 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      @NobodyNowhereKnowhow 4 года назад +1

      The real question should be if anybody has the footage for: “Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement.”?

    • @dk14929
      @dk14929 4 года назад

      Nope

  • @sweetpotatofries99
    @sweetpotatofries99 13 лет назад +18

    Damn, I so want to drink scotch and smoke weed with Patton on Halloween. That would be my heaven on earth.

  • @jamiebarraclough8981
    @jamiebarraclough8981 3 года назад +2

    Wait, princess bride fandom is a sign of depression?! I'm gona die.

  • @80sMoviesRule1
    @80sMoviesRule1 4 года назад +1

    I’m rarely depressed but when I am.... I watch the princess bride.🤣

  • @TheWalterHWhite
    @TheWalterHWhite 2 года назад

    "Tube of circus peanuts" 😂

  • @iancowan3527
    @iancowan3527 2 года назад

    In tears laughing at that end point...

  • @meryljohnston2499
    @meryljohnston2499 Год назад

    He is great!

  • @dovegrey1
    @dovegrey1 13 лет назад +1

    "The Circus Peanuts make it festive!" XD

  • @somegreatdj
    @somegreatdj 5 лет назад

    Glorious.

  • @MagicFan81
    @MagicFan81 14 лет назад

    Oh shit! This is looking gooooood!

  • @mjacki
    @mjacki 11 лет назад +7

    I'm gonna draw that Family Crest

  • @abradley2198
    @abradley2198 4 года назад

    Patton Oswalt is my people

  • @UchihaKat
    @UchihaKat 4 года назад

    This hits differently in 2020.

  • @matthewmartin5763
    @matthewmartin5763 2 года назад

    "I don't trust joy." -- Feels familiar

  • @haleyzwaal4183
    @haleyzwaal4183 3 года назад

    I do very similar things due to my abiding belief that I eventually will go back in time to medieval England. I learned middle english scripts and speech, have a stock hold of spices and I know how to make antibiotics when the black plague strikes. None of this has ever or will ever be useful to me (other than the spices)

  • @PashutHerenstein
    @PashutHerenstein 3 года назад +1

    more like 10 years

  • @DarkEliteEric
    @DarkEliteEric 12 лет назад +1

    my mouth dropped when he said the in my skin thing

  • @martyjay557
    @martyjay557 5 лет назад

    Get me right in the dirt button, holy shit 😂😂

  • @CrazyBlonde13
    @CrazyBlonde13 14 лет назад +1

    Must. Watch. Ratatouille. Again. Totally forgot he was Remy! xD

  • @kellywilliamson2187
    @kellywilliamson2187 2 месяца назад

    Holy crap - he is Remme!

  • @AUSROTTENY2K
    @AUSROTTENY2K 14 лет назад

    the face at 7:38 always cracks me up lol

  • @DrStraw
    @DrStraw 5 лет назад

    He doesn't know how depressed he will be soon. It's sad to watch.

  • @intecrisis
    @intecrisis 14 лет назад

    Welcome to Uncle Touchy's Pizza Joint!
    All the kids just love Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement! The best indoor underground playground around!

  • @jamiedetwiler7261
    @jamiedetwiler7261 11 лет назад +2

    Preston sounds like the name of guy who would get chained to the front fender of the lead marauder's nitro truck as the sad boy

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 7 месяцев назад

    > in 20 years… irradiated wasteland
    > posted 14 years ago
    There’s still time folks!

  • @unholygawd4031
    @unholygawd4031 14 лет назад +1

    I think it's funny that the two highest comments are the same.

  • @nicoleb695
    @nicoleb695 4 года назад +5

    Oh my god I didnt realize he was Remy until he said it. Wtf

    • @Pheep5671
      @Pheep5671 4 года назад +1

      Well Remy is French

  • @mattstefon4878
    @mattstefon4878 Год назад

    Six more years to the irradiated road warrior wasteland

  • @DrStrangefate
    @DrStrangefate 13 лет назад +1

    9 people were taken down to the Naked Puzzle Basement

  • @jimjimmyjames59
    @jimjimmyjames59 13 лет назад +1

    Escutcheon, Patton.

  • @frederickthegreatpodcast382
    @frederickthegreatpodcast382 5 лет назад

    Why do I relate with him so much?

  • @Hectorferjr2
    @Hectorferjr2 12 лет назад

    His description on taking Prozac is light and funny.

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator 4 года назад

    I somehow mentally replaced Patton Oswalt with Jim Gaffigan in my memory of which comedian did Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement

  • @Amangiechsin
    @Amangiechsin 4 года назад

    those curtains look like goatee

  • @44thTNBanana
    @44thTNBanana 5 лет назад +2

    4:06 Wait, you guys don't do that all the time anyway?

  • @Lowfar
    @Lowfar 4 года назад

    10 more years!

  • @mulemule
    @mulemule 2 года назад

    "Tube of Circus Peanuts" is a good college band name.

  • @eyescreamcake
    @eyescreamcake 5 лет назад +1

    I should try Prozac. :(

  • @Hectorferjr2
    @Hectorferjr2 12 лет назад

    I can relate to his description on taking Prozac.

  • @careless3241
    @careless3241 Год назад

    That road warrior waste land... I'll be book of Eli, feel for the rest of y'all though

  • @finn8762
    @finn8762 5 лет назад

    i felt that prozac thing bfnfnfnn

  • @Frappuccino1988
    @Frappuccino1988 13 лет назад

    I like how he does Halloween...

  • @stealthgeek29
    @stealthgeek29 13 лет назад +1

    9 people went to Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement.