This is a game where there is NO POSSIBLE WAY to not assume responsibility for any mishaps. Yet we see Phil insulting the game for his errors... classic DSP. I mean, come on.
+ArgyleGroove I've been thinking.. Let's look at all the jobs Phil says he has held: Circuit City Deli Health food store (bahahaha!!) Think he said he worked in a pizzeria Wells Fargo Helicopter Support, Inc RUclips Considering the average person gets their first job around the age of 16-18, and he's in his 30's, that's an average of about 2 years at each job (I refuse to believe Phil held multiple jobs at once). Either he's lying or this is a person who has job hopped a LOT!"
6:53 an obvious cutscene occurs everything's on the screen your controls are locked the game gives you explanation afterwards about what happened DSP: "I DONT GET IT"
holy shit, i didnt even know that the game throws you a rope by letting you process a minimum number of people seeking entry. truly only DSP could reveal such a thing
''Fingerprints matched....THEY MATCHED''.....Says after saying out loud ''No known aliases'' He really has the intelligence of a brick and memory of a goldfish....
He's so unbelievably slow at this. That is, at processing passports, but also at learning the game. I mean, it took him an hour to understand how to deselect a checkbox. Also, how is he calling up new people after the clock runs out? They just keep standing there.
Certain events like the bomb terrorists need to be experienced one way or the other, you can literally get 50 citations for denying 50 terrorists that you can't confirm they're terrorists but the game needs the cutscene anyway.
Now that I've seen a few of these "this is how you don't play" videos, I have to say, I have NEVER seen a person that is terrible at quite literally every single game they play.
I know it's only a game, but the amount of pleasure he seems to get from fucking over anyone who asks for his help or says they are in danger is just...
Notice how on Day 2, the terrorist attack always happens after the sixth person. Now, for normal people, that means sometime in the morning or near noon, actually cutting the day short. But for PHIL, this is actually the last person of the day. That's how slow he is! He had a full work day, nothing was cut short. Hilarious.
You know typically in a TIHYDP, it would be highlights of Phil screwing up and making excuses. What a breath of fresh air this is for being different by showcasing alot of the gameplay because it isn't how you are to play the game. Phil lingers on every person for so long it is the reason he failed while for example in Dark Souls it would be he's playing incorrectly or not at all. Phil cannot excuse anything on the game because with Papers, Please you must become better so you don't lose your job. And Phil cannot accept this and will continue to shift the blame from himself unto something or somebody else. I think I just made an allegory for Phil in general. Admittedly most things said about Phil are allegories for his life.
>Resumes game 4 months later, opts to start midway into the game >Is cited for rejecting a man with a valid ID, a mechanic introduced early in the game >Is cited for not checking that an ID has valid information >Bitches that the game didn't explain how IDs work That's the DSP we know and hate.
What? I had no idea he played this. This will go well considering this game requires a level of attention (while on the clock to boot) that DSP has always struggled with.
21:55 - 23:23 That felt like watching a monkey clicking on random stuff until it got the solution right , and we by the sidelines rooting like "C'mon you can do it, you're so close!"
Wow...I read the title of the video and started thinking about all the things he could do wrong in this game......the more I thought the worse it got...and worse...and worse.....and worse
This game really tells you a lot about Phil's character, every time something happens that requires Phil to have a single ounce of moral fibre he just does NOT give a single fuck for these people, he cares for nothing but the money he's paid for every person he admits and denies regardless of what happens to the person in crisis- at the end of the day Phil only cares about how much money he makes regardless of his impact on other people, that applies to people in this game *and* real life, I 'am genuinely sad someone of so little moral fibre could exist
This playthrough is so iconically DSP. Almost every time he gets a citation, he's somehow surprised and says it should've been correct because he checked it. Clearly he didn't and missed it which is why he got the citation. But that's DSP, always pointing fingers at others instead of just admitting that he screwed up. The game is designed so you have to balance between catching every single mistake or trying to do it fast to earn more money. It's okay to make a mistake, it happens. DSP has always been this immature in every playthrough I've seen of his and can't ever accept the blame.
"I lost five dollars." ... no ... you had five dollars, and you lost ten. You now owe five dollars. You have negative five dollars. You lose. Good day, sir.
the sheer number of times he has to out loud voice his stupidity with "huh" and "i dont get it" is his way of telling chat to tell him everything so he dont have to figure it out himself
This is proof phil could never hold down a real job.....he can't fact check documents.......thats about as simple as jobs get unless you are breaking rocks with a hammer..........
He really shows his impatience at the end when he says he can't be bothered with looking up the town. It's clear that he isn't enjoying the game anymore and he just wants to get the game over and done with rather than take his time and be more attentive. It has me questioning if he came back to this game after 5 months because it did so well view wise originally. He was doing much better gameplay wise but after the hiatus, he just can't be bothered. He could have just played some of the stages off camera to get the controls down again but apparently he doesn't plan his schedule out and his work is taking up so much of his time. Also, this was a blatant display of him relying of Stream Chat too much. I was also expecting someone to just tell him what to do. If he didn't have Stream Chat, then he definitely should have taken some time to relearned the game. Tutorials are only at the beginning of the game. It was a dumb of him to play a later stage after a long break and complain that the game doesn't explain anything. It does in the tutorial and they won't explain it again after you've done a few stages because the game believes you are competent to play the game. Phil shows that he really isn't but it's his fault once again for not taking 5 minutes to relearn the game.
1:21:21 Phil actually did the right thing in burning the gift believe it or not. If you use the gift money your neighbors report you as making more money than you should causing you to have to let another Ezic agent in so you don't get arrested by the Ministry of Wealth. Also they take your earnings and pay for that day when they confiscate the gift money.
Unless you happen to have an apartment upgrade available on the exact same day and use the gift money to buy it, which prevents you from getting reported since you've only got a small bit of money left and thus no proof against you. It's only if you accept the gift money and don't blow through it immediately that you get reported.
The comedy timing in this episode is just great, when you spot a discrepancy but he doesn't and let's them go, you can just sit and wait for the citation to come through and the "WHAT THE FUCK!" From Phil 🤣
I have severe Attention Deficit Disorder. Even years after playing this game, I still fuck it up because I don't do good with "do work fast but perfect". I get a drink of water and then forget I poured myself a drink of water sometimes immediately after. But, yeah, I'm better than DSP. I mean... Fucking WOW.
BLACKIESBOY Same, with a bit of practice I got better. But DSP.. he should be studied, might achieve something in life and have a disorder named after him.
The difference between first play Phil and second play Phil is so, telling. Second playing, he's off with his, "it was never explained to me" bit, when... yeah, it did, what you mean is it never re-explained it after your several month break, though the rules are still in the little guidebook, likely not checked. Maybe one day video-game AI will be smart enough to realise you have been away from the game so long you've forgotten, or fitted with mind reading technology to know which lessons you've missed... but, till then, gamers are expected to either remember or refresh their memories
this game is actually a lot of fun, and i found out that its kinda helpful if on the later days you just leave the book open on the map because you can actually click the different regions and be brought directly to that page
"Gotta pay for food and heat, still made some money though!" Your savings from yesterday was $45 ... you have $25 ... you didn't make some money, you lost $20 ...
I'd love that guy to play Smash Brothers Wii U. He's the type to use salty name tags online. Also a large number of situations had me almost saying "You imbecile!!" out loud. Honestly, video games are not this guy's forte at all.
"Dude, it's not letting me ask for his passport so I don't know what to fucking do." Holy shit this is like the fourth time in the playthrough that he's done this. He goes through this whole thing wasting time and complaining until he figures out through trial and error that you need to click the passport rule and the table, and then he completely forgets everything and does it all over again ten minutes later. It's like he has memory loss, like a medical condition or something that makes him forget what just happened to him. I don't fucking get it.
Papers Please is so detail-oriented. Meanwhile: [Phil gets frenched by a warhammer in Dark Souls 2] "It didn't hit me!" To his credit, this is probably the closest he's going to get to funny commentary.
Me and my dad used to play this. We both have a pretty good eye for this sort of thing so we pretty much aced every single day of this game. Since I am pretty good at this game, watching Phil playing this is just painful.
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Dsp and a game that requires attention is a terrible combination.
DSP and any game is a terrible combination.
@@nathanielbeven9052 DSP is a terrible combination
This is a game where there is NO POSSIBLE WAY to not assume responsibility for any mishaps. Yet we see Phil insulting the game for his errors... classic DSP. I mean, come on.
I understand now why Phil got "laid off" in his real-life job.
+ArgyleGroove Glory to Helicopter Support, Inc.
+ArgyleGroove No, it's because he literally could not support the company with his back, this was his McDonalds job in twenty years... If he survives.
+Bendezium World Order lmao.
+Infinite Elgintensity "Ah, you want your helicopter serviced? Not today, bitch!"
+ArgyleGroove I've been thinking.. Let's look at all the jobs Phil says he has held:
Circuit City
Deli
Health food store (bahahaha!!)
Think he said he worked in a pizzeria
Wells Fargo
Helicopter Support, Inc
RUclips
Considering the average person gets their first job around the age of 16-18, and he's in his 30's, that's an average of about 2 years at each job (I refuse to believe Phil held multiple jobs at once). Either he's lying or this is a person who has job hopped a LOT!"
If Phil was a former Nazi during the Nuremberg Trials I could imagine him saying
" *WHAAAAAT?* I did nothing wrong! What is this bullshit?!"
+Murasashi Bugged Genocide mechanics. You can't blame him.
+Mr. Pilgrim How was I supposed to know the gas was going to kill them? whuuuuuuuut?huuuh? dood dis is bugged man, gghuahguhauhguahughahguhau.
+Creston Dalgliesh Yes it was honorable for them to kill 11 million people.
"Fucking bugged jew mechanics man. I DIDN'T EVEN GAS ANYONE!"
"Huuuuh? How was I supposed to know that what I did was wrong? Nobody explained it to me! Come on! This is bullshit!"
DSP Tries it: failed short term memory mechanics
+MrSarlac Its a fucking wonder he's still alive.
Oh fuck.
This guy playing Papers, Please? The family doesn't stand a fucking chance
1:38:24 "I took his money though HAGHaGHAhaha"
is that phil talking to the game or his fans?
+Black Star Ch'yeah the fans
+Black Star 57:00 Black Star, is that you!?
Black Star Yes.
Black Star Both
6:53
an obvious cutscene occurs
everything's on the screen
your controls are locked
the game gives you explanation afterwards about what happened
DSP: "I DONT GET IT"
23:49
"That's an overly complicated control scheme" - DSP, about a game where all controls LITERALLY use only the left mouse button.
The (technical) SF2 champion of US everyone.
holy shit, i didnt even know that the game throws you a rope by letting you process a minimum number of people seeking entry. truly only DSP could reveal such a thing
"Family is cold"Gives them food instead of paying for Heat.
Jarosz666 They can stick the food to themselves to remain warm.
k you sir, are going places.
''Fingerprints matched....THEY MATCHED''.....Says after saying out loud ''No known aliases'' He really has the intelligence of a brick and memory of a goldfish....
He just doesnt pay attention.
Goldfish are more intelligent then DSP.
It says a lot about Phil when he gets excited over the ability to detain individuals.
"Next person to drop something on my desk gets denied."
*lets Dari in despite him dropping a pink vice card*
but that would be denying his god given right to turn people into prostitutes.
He's so unbelievably slow at this. That is, at processing passports, but also at learning the game. I mean, it took him an hour to understand how to deselect a checkbox. Also, how is he calling up new people after the clock runs out? They just keep standing there.
Ban Hammer
Certain events like the bomb terrorists need to be experienced one way or the other, you can literally get 50 citations for denying 50 terrorists that you can't confirm they're terrorists but the game needs the cutscene anyway.
Now that I've seen a few of these "this is how you don't play" videos, I have to say, I have NEVER seen a person that is terrible at quite literally every single game they play.
Could you imagine if Phil had an actual job like this?
He would let a terrorist come in without checking them and then get fired on day one.
DENIED BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE... yeah i could see it
He's had to click the intercom like 10 times and then suddenly forgets. Amazing.
I know it's only a game, but the amount of pleasure he seems to get from fucking over anyone who asks for his help or says they are in danger is just...
Notice how on Day 2, the terrorist attack always happens after the sixth person. Now, for normal people, that means sometime in the morning or near noon, actually cutting the day short. But for PHIL, this is actually the last person of the day. That's how slow he is! He had a full work day, nothing was cut short. Hilarious.
You know typically in a TIHYDP, it would be highlights of Phil screwing up and making excuses.
What a breath of fresh air this is for being different by showcasing alot of the gameplay because it isn't how you are to play the game.
Phil lingers on every person for so long it is the reason he failed while for example in Dark Souls it would be he's playing incorrectly or not at all.
Phil cannot excuse anything on the game because with Papers, Please you must become better so you don't lose your job.
And Phil cannot accept this and will continue to shift the blame from himself unto something or somebody else.
I think I just made an allegory for Phil in general. Admittedly most things said about Phil are allegories for his life.
1:32:37
Imagine that dude just starring at DSP being utterly confused by his job even hours after everyone left.
Fucking bugged passport mechanics.
whattup homie, it's your cousin's son
Oh no we found out on Maury last week he was NOT the father.
Phil should emigrate to Cobrastan, he would surely find his place there.
This is why Phil will never get a job outside youtube.
>Resumes game 4 months later, opts to start midway into the game
>Is cited for rejecting a man with a valid ID, a mechanic introduced early in the game
>Is cited for not checking that an ID has valid information
>Bitches that the game didn't explain how IDs work
That's the DSP we know and hate.
I'm surprised that he didn't get a citation on day 1
DSP Forum and Chat Simulator
+Blueberry Boypussy Cause no trolling.
GLORY TO IMPOR GREATEST COUNTRY
"My son and uncle are dead"
0 remorse whatsoever.
Well to be fare, you never see them in game there just a title. It's hard to be emotional attached to that.
@@RUDY-COLEMAN this
What? I had no idea he played this. This will go well considering this game requires a level of attention (while on the clock to boot) that DSP has always struggled with.
32:35 You should have pointed out the 2 dancers found dead is Phil's fault.
I remember having difficulty adjusting to this game but thank God my memory wasn't that of an elderly dog with Alzheimer's unlike Phil's
52:05 “invalid gender? It looked like a chick to me!”
Lmao the guy had a bald head and a hitler moustache
"I don't know what to do if they don't have.." after checking said object many, many times. I am fairly certain that he has a learning difficulty.
21:55 - 23:23
That felt like watching a monkey clicking on random stuff until it got the solution right , and we by the sidelines rooting like "C'mon you can do it, you're so close!"
Wow...I read the title of the video and started thinking about all the things he could do wrong in this game......the more I thought the worse it got...and worse...and worse.....and worse
No it didn't stop saying bullshit to be funny, it's just cringy.
I was going to give him major credit for the Veskillo/Vescillo catch, but I don't respect anyone who doesn't respect Jorji.
When he didn't find out how to deny sombody without a passport I nearly cut my wrists open, no joking
I feel that Phil would flourish in a totalitarian state, like athletes foot.
The title of this video makes me think of DSP going to the bathroom but then he realizes there is no toilet paper.
Bugged paper mechanics
Six persons on the first day. SIX PERSONS. ON THE FIRST DAY. Oh, this gon be gud.
This game really tells you a lot about Phil's character, every time something happens that requires Phil to have a single ounce of moral fibre he just does NOT give a single fuck for these people, he cares for nothing but the money he's paid for every person he admits and denies regardless of what happens to the person in crisis- at the end of the day Phil only cares about how much money he makes regardless of his impact on other people, that applies to people in this game *and* real life, I 'am genuinely sad someone of so little moral fibre could exist
29:25 - Wow, Iam used to to all kind of filth, but all my response here to this guy is just: "Wow.."
I have a sinking feeling I know how he would have handled the request from the avenging father against the serial killer Simon Wenz.
This playthrough is so iconically DSP. Almost every time he gets a citation, he's somehow surprised and says it should've been correct because he checked it. Clearly he didn't and missed it which is why he got the citation. But that's DSP, always pointing fingers at others instead of just admitting that he screwed up. The game is designed so you have to balance between catching every single mistake or trying to do it fast to earn more money. It's okay to make a mistake, it happens. DSP has always been this immature in every playthrough I've seen of his and can't ever accept the blame.
"I lost five dollars."
... no ... you had five dollars, and you lost ten. You now owe five dollars. You have negative five dollars. You lose. Good day, sir.
Show ya beebz
the sheer number of times he has to out loud voice his stupidity with "huh" and "i dont get it" is his way of telling chat to tell him everything so he dont have to figure it out himself
Christ, watching him flounder trying to figure out how to discrepancy no passport AFTER HE ALREADY DID IT ONCE ALREADY was so enraging D:
This is proof phil could never hold down a real job.....he can't fact check documents.......thats about as simple as jobs get unless you are breaking rocks with a hammer..........
lol omg little do much bter than him like seriously if this guy get a job he litterally get fire in first day lol
little kid*
A ticking suitcase, gang tats, machine gun. Sure you can go in.
*BOOM*
Dooooood nothing I could do, bugged terrorist detection mechanics.
@big crunch If I remember correctly I created this scenario as an example of DipShitPhil's stupidity.
He really shows his impatience at the end when he says he can't be bothered with looking up the town. It's clear that he isn't enjoying the game anymore and he just wants to get the game over and done with rather than take his time and be more attentive. It has me questioning if he came back to this game after 5 months because it did so well view wise originally. He was doing much better gameplay wise but after the hiatus, he just can't be bothered. He could have just played some of the stages off camera to get the controls down again but apparently he doesn't plan his schedule out and his work is taking up so much of his time. Also, this was a blatant display of him relying of Stream Chat too much. I was also expecting someone to just tell him what to do. If he didn't have Stream Chat, then he definitely should have taken some time to relearned the game. Tutorials are only at the beginning of the game. It was a dumb of him to play a later stage after a long break and complain that the game doesn't explain anything. It does in the tutorial and they won't explain it again after you've done a few stages because the game believes you are competent to play the game. Phil shows that he really isn't but it's his fault once again for not taking 5 minutes to relearn the game.
DSP cant read its confirmed!
everyone know that
1:21:21 Phil actually did the right thing in burning the gift believe it or not. If you use the gift money your neighbors report you as making more money than you should causing you to have to let another Ezic agent in so you don't get arrested by the Ministry of Wealth. Also they take your earnings and pay for that day when they confiscate the gift money.
Unless you happen to have an apartment upgrade available on the exact same day and use the gift money to buy it, which prevents you from getting reported since you've only got a small bit of money left and thus no proof against you. It's only if you accept the gift money and don't blow through it immediately that you get reported.
I fear him working boarder patrol
48:15 It is almost unfair giving to the dull man-child a game which is about paying attention to details.
The comedy timing in this episode is just great, when you spot a discrepancy but he doesn't and let's them go, you can just sit and wait for the citation to come through and the "WHAT THE FUCK!" From Phil 🤣
I like how the exposition is completely lost on this guy.
never seen anyone have this much of a problem with this game as him
"WAHT! Fukin bullshit *insert* mechanics here!" - DSP on every single thing he has ever done
The TSA would probably hire Phil...we're looking at his future job performance.
i thougt scraping by with little money would be the one thing phil was good at
This is horrible. It shows all to well what happens when you give power to petty men.
Phil should have worked in a gulag instead of being a border person.
i like this one because it gives you a little bit of an idea how Phil would behave at a real job
just imagine dsp as an immigration officer
He'd be getting a citation stack for calling everyone he denies a bitch like a fucking communist Jesse Pinkman
DSP and a game about moral choices and what you need to do to live. Hmmm something tells me he wont be able to really get the game
How is pimping out a lady a god given right? lol
24:30 watch out, we have a badass here.
DSP not being able to pay his debt in this game is telling for his future lol.
I have severe Attention Deficit Disorder. Even years after playing this game, I still fuck it up because I don't do good with "do work fast but perfect". I get a drink of water and then forget I poured myself a drink of water sometimes immediately after.
But, yeah, I'm better than DSP. I mean... Fucking WOW.
BLACKIESBOY Same, with a bit of practice I got better. But DSP.. he should be studied, might achieve something in life and have a disorder named after him.
The difference between first play Phil and second play Phil is so, telling. Second playing, he's off with his, "it was never explained to me" bit, when... yeah, it did, what you mean is it never re-explained it after your several month break, though the rules are still in the little guidebook, likely not checked. Maybe one day video-game AI will be smart enough to realise you have been away from the game so long you've forgotten, or fitted with mind reading technology to know which lessons you've missed... but, till then, gamers are expected to either remember or refresh their memories
this game is actually a lot of fun, and i found out that its kinda helpful if on the later days you just leave the book open on the map because you can actually click the different regions and be brought directly to that page
I feel sad for the woman and her sister for Phill letting the killer enter in the country (Yes he kill them, it appears that dancers on brothel died)
Wow he wasn't helping a single person. That's sad.
Omfg 29:04 phil notices the k in the word instead of a c this time -.-
I have to say, some of these indie games are absolutely excellent!. Nice to see something so different!
I love the transition from confusion to anger
“What???? .... Fuck outta my face!”
watcing him fumble with the lady with no passport is killing me
"Gotta pay for food and heat, still made some money though!"
Your savings from yesterday was $45 ... you have $25 ... you didn't make some money, you lost $20 ...
I'm guessing that's how he got $500k in debt IRL.
I'm surprised he found that stamp thing before 10 minutes of yelling at the game
Oh Lord, dont let him play Return of the Obra Dinn.
I gotta admit, some of the shit he said in his responses throughout the vid gave me a good laugh
56:42 The word is "addictive", Phil.
he was doing decently until the 20 minute mark
*Vonel voice* Perhaps it was a huge mistake to rely on lottery. Maybe we should have interviews so we don't get people like you.
+The Great Papyrus The man doesn't know what an alias is, apparently.
+The Great Papyrus it's like when you call me child asgore right?
1:23:07 that guy looks kind of like Phil
I'd love that guy to play Smash Brothers Wii U. He's the type to use salty name tags online.
Also a large number of situations had me almost saying "You imbecile!!" out loud. Honestly, video games are not this guy's forte at all.
He plays it to be serious not for fun
This is one of my fav TIHYDP's out there
I lost it at the guy with no passport.
Balding, middle aged man with what appears to be a pencil moustache.
Phil: What!?!? Invalid gender? That looked like a chick to me!
he is leaning REALLY hard on the "fuck you" shtick here
How could he possibly fuck this up
"Dude, it's not letting me ask for his passport so I don't know what to fucking do."
Holy shit this is like the fourth time in the playthrough that he's done this. He goes through this whole thing wasting time and complaining until he figures out through trial and error that you need to click the passport rule and the table, and then he completely forgets everything and does it all over again ten minutes later. It's like he has memory loss, like a medical condition or something that makes him forget what just happened to him. I don't fucking get it.
Papers Please is so detail-oriented.
Meanwhile: [Phil gets frenched by a warhammer in Dark Souls 2] "It didn't hit me!"
To his credit, this is probably the closest he's going to get to funny commentary.
I was bashing my head against he wall because he didn't give his family medicine. This guy has the most infuriating and nooby game play.
Me first 3 minutes: This wasn't really that bad
DSP: HOW DO I CHECK THE NEXT PAGE?!
Oh, here we go
DSP is only guy who makes me wanna choke someone. xD
Me and my dad used to play this. We both have a pretty good eye for this sort of thing so we pretty much aced every single day of this game. Since I am pretty good at this game, watching Phil playing this is just painful.
Guess Phil doesn't know what "alias" means...
I didn't either...
Then again, I never had good vocabulary.
Good thing there's a dictionary app, heh.
In Soviet Arstotzka, dictionary app downloads you. XD
I'm surprised this playthrough wasn't in any "DSP Hate speech" compilations yet
"What the fuck? You tell me what I'm doing wrong!"
EVERYTHING