Worst part for me was near the end when he was complaining about what the game had to do with fables. Bro, do you not notice the fucking Guildmaster narrating everything you do, almost like you're creating your own legend...a FABLE!
mike hutchinson I have never even died in the game, you can carry a carvan of health potions and ressurection phials everywhere. The only slightly hard bits were escorting idiots that can get themselves killed. By the time you even leave the arena you should have maxed out physical shield and berserk which makes you one shot almost any enemy in the game and nobody can even scratch you once you get the solus greatsword. Add multi hit and multi arrow and you are god in that game. Easiest game ever.
How long has DSP been doing his endless running “joke” where he just yells “FUCK YOU!” after a character asks him to do something or complains about something? I mean, he still does it to this day and it’s still not funny and the definition of easy low-brow humor.
Dr Ivo Robotnik that's what I did for this video, but I personally think it's better when they last a bit longer so that you can read all of it without needing to pause the video to read the comment in its entirety. The TIHYDP flows better that way.
What's wrong with this guy's laughter? Most people sound like ha ha ha ha ha ha when they laugh. This chud sounds like ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. Is he choking?
Fable 1 2 and 3 would all have been recieved so much better if peter had not overhyped them so much, they are all perfectly nice games, not perfect but fun and enjoyable but when someone promises you an amazing steak then gives you a bologna sandwich you might be annoyed, nothing wrong with bologna sandwiches but you were promised steak. The worst thing about the games were they were very easy to completely break by becoming extremely OP
Ellder Sage True but fable 3 was extra easy. I didn't even die one time during my 30 hour or so playthrough and i only came close once or twice to dying.
i remember having this game which must be made out of gold since iv had it stolen from me two times first time my sister friend want to borrow it i said no but my brother said yes and never heard from him intill year later when i already got another copy then they said since i got one he was going to keep it even those their gamestop to trade it in and second time was my sister and her boyfriend at the time.
He complains on how people look in games or how the games look in general but I'd love to see him try make a game that has absolutely no flaws what so ever and 100 percent perfect. Also this game is 10 years old does he expect the game to be flawless!
This is the anniversary edition though, so you would expect that they would have a bit better graphics. I was kind of disappointed that they didn't do more with the game, like improve the voice acting and update the graphics.
I know it's the anniversary edition. Fable is my favourite series of games and I had no problem with it at all I was just happy to be able to play it again
Yeah, that Magic Barrier spell is OP as fuck. I used it when I first played the original Fable, and was able to easily go the entire rest of the game without taking damage once.
Surprised the chat didn’t tell him how to do a few of the glitches or exploits in the game. Like the exploit with beardy baldy where you can keep up an infinite combat multiplyer which then when you drink a strength/skill/will potion you will get a lot of xp for skill/will/strength ect. Or the fact you can make a lot of money if your bartering is high enough.
Seeing him wear the magic user gear, aka the second lowest armor classed gear in the game, through his entire playthrough hurt my eyes... Like he wouldn't have had to drink so many mana potions for his shield if he at least had chainmail... Dude's got a huge two-handed battle axe and is wearing mage clothing, sorry but it just looks so stupid xD
15:40 I was literally 9 years old when this came out and I played it, and I didn't have as hard of a time understanding this as much as Phil did. I love this game, it's one of my favorite games of all time right next to New Vegas, but come on this is like baby's first RPG.
Don't get sucked in, all of DSP is an act from his terrible humor to his bad gameplay, the normal Phil is so average he wouldn't make any money streaming, he knoes he will never be a great gamer or the funniest streamer so he does the only thing he can do and that's be so bad people can't help but watch him.
9:23 is there any sound in the world more annoying than when DSP does this? It honestly sucks out a part of my soul every time I hear it. He makes these noises constantly when he plays a platformer, and those TIHYDP’s are almost impossible to get through.
Hmmmm... I have a PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, Gamecube, Wii, Xbox 360, and Xbone... the only consoles that I've had any problems with have the Microsoft logo on them. You are clearly a very mature individual. I bet you wouldn't be calling me names if you were face to face with me, but I guess that's what is so great about the internet. Even basement dwelling, pale ass, troll-ish looking, virgin wastes of oxygen such as yourself can throw insults without getting the teeth knocked out of their face. All within the comfort of your parent's home, probably in the same chair you jerk off in multiple times a day and has a fat ass shaped hole in the seat. Oops, guess I went a little too far there, didn't I? Could have just come up with something as eloquent as your "insult". What was it you called me? Daft twat? Maybe next time...
Hmmm... I don't have autism (I bet you don't even know what that is, fortunately I do since I'm in med school)... is tryhard even a word? The red underlining says it's not... Virgin? LMFAO YOU WISH!!! Aryan Soviet = brainless Microsoft lemming
How to a TIHYDP correctly: Show moments of fail Show funny moments Show even moments of DSP saying something even ironically funny or actually funny for a change Long video silent deaths (no sounds) Death Counters Fail Counters Comments are fine but in a perfect world the names of such comments would be hidden. It's okay to replay something REALLY dumb or fail but keep it simple and save it for the best (worst) unbelievable moments. Such as Phil finnally learning of the landing gear in GTA:SA This is how you don't make a TIHYDP Dubstep Music unrelated to the game Gordon Ramsay Unrelated Clips Zooming into Phil Counters for anything other than deaths Replaying something Death sounds (ie mortal kombat luagh) Distracting things Record Scratches Mortal Kombat Quotes Intros and Outros unrelated to Phil or the game ie Naruto for the opening of an TIHYDP *slowdowns the vdeo and zooms into something* Text for one of Phil's tics such as "okay" we -all- have tics and also we all have working hearing otherwise we wouldn't be watching these. Shilling a game While replaying something of Hypocrisy is fun keep it short and simple. We don't need a 10 minute video in an already hour an a half video Don't take this long list as "No Fun Allowed" However, One must realize to best show Phil is to let him speak for himself. He like Chris-Chan or othersuch Lolcows are prone to be their own worst enemies. Remember: Phil was the one who got himself kicked off Twitch. Not one of his millitant enemies like Queen. So really, If Phil really is this person you make him out to be (he is don't think I'm defending him) mushmouth himself should let him be spoken. However, When you jam stuff like what I listed above into the video it's distracting and kind've... annoying. And it's annoying enough with DSP himself it doesn't need help. Phil is his own worst enemy due to the lack of a filter or lack of a shit what he's saying. Also, We the viewers are not idiots. We don't need stuff replayed or need extra content to cement how much of an idiot he is. Yes, We're all watching the same video. We can all hear him say "okay" We do not need your reverb of text popping up and reminding us. These videos are fun time and I can honor people who can put these together because it involves sitting through hours upon hours of mushmouth's videos putting up with snorting, farting and burping. But, As I've said above the videos are annoying enough without Gordon popping up and dubstep.
I agree about some things and I disagree about many others. Like with games and many things, people do have different tastes, and that applies to TIHYDP videos too. Nothing I can do, dood. *snort
Seriously, with that magic barrier, it's like watching 'Fable: The Invincibility Edition'. Even though I've played this game numerous times and never once lost all lives (not bragging; just saying that I wouldn't class it a hard game), where the hell is the fun in it, if you can't fight on fair terms? DSP clearly hates thinking. The game requires a little tact, to make for simpler fights. But nope. Spams the hell out of the cheapest means of winning any battle. [Edit] Watching him getting his arse beaten by a single bandit, just because he has no idea of how to fight, was bloody hilarious! "I enjoyed it [...] not gonna go back and play it again. No way!" - Because exploration and interest in the game's lore and the (minor, but fun) variation of choice means so much to DSP, right? Great TIHYDP, by the way. Chose some great scenes and comments. :)
I didn't even die once in this fucking game and I'm 16 years old. But I will agree with Phil on the xbox freezing, I've had that problem so many times. And the actual glitch I've had with the game is after I killed the Guildmaster, my character stood still and I was invisible. Kinda like an out of body experience and my character just stood there like a bump on a log.
blue hair=femshit Hilary supporter. wtf is a gamer gurl like you doing playing a mans game like fable? And thats a blatant lie you never died once. gamer gurls are unable to pick up a controller without male assistance let alone use one. 16? lmfao!!! you look mid 40s easily. .
This is the easiest game in the world, how can he be having so much trouble? Not to mention the fact that if he keeps insulting peoples' favorite games, he's not going to retain very many subscribers. Lastly, if every single game gets things SO WRONG for Phil, I have to wonder if he's ever played a game he hasn't complained about playing.
I cringed when he said this game took him 20 hours. I used to beat this game in 6-7 hours when I was like 12 years old without the lost chapters part but that takes a few hours at most. This really is a super easy game, he just fuckin sucks.
***** I didn't rush at all. The first time I beat it it took maybe 12 hours and that was when i was a kid. There just isn't much side content in this game and once you know what to do you realize it's super short. 20 hours seems crazy to me. But DSP also took 14 hours to beat Silent Hill 2 which took me 4-5 hours when I was a kid as well so it doesn't surprise me.
Watching this makes me sad. I've played Fable since I was like 8. There's tactics that I've used from years of playing. But I think this makes me think of when I first played it, and my first playthrough I was better then this dude. DSP give up on video games my dude. Peace ninjas.
Worst part for me was near the end when he was complaining about what the game had to do with fables. Bro, do you not notice the fucking Guildmaster narrating everything you do, almost like you're creating your own legend...a FABLE!
"Mr. Gout."
Oh, my, lord...
+audreysamuelson I was literally just thinking the same thing. Apparently DSP is a teacher in the world of Fable.
Stealth segment in a nutshell
Game: “I think I see something I better investigate”
**Phil out in the open**
Phil: “how does he see me?”
Goddamn even as a kid I understood how to play this game. It's not like its complicated anyway but...this is Phil after all.
Oh my god i remember performing the infamous money glitch with Fable! Hahaha good times good times.
1:21:00 perfect example of phil blaming a game for his own stupidity.
Phil fails at FABLE? just HOW! Its almost impossible. Oh, that's how. Its Phil after all.
There isn't a low enough bar for him.
I struggled n fable too. that arena shit had me almost quit the game it was so fucking hard
mike hutchinson I have never even died in the game, you can carry a carvan of health potions and ressurection phials everywhere. The only slightly hard bits were escorting idiots that can get themselves killed. By the time you even leave the arena you should have maxed out physical shield and berserk which makes you one shot almost any enemy in the game and nobody can even scratch you once you get the solus greatsword. Add multi hit and multi arrow and you are god in that game. Easiest game ever.
I was just thinking Fable is one of the easiest games.
Also his visit at the brothel, guess this game does show your true nature after all, huh?
He did something in this game I've never seen him do before, the game gave him a hint and he actually understood it!!
When the NPC spams him I fucking lost it hahaha
7 year old me was able to figure out how to play this game, this is just sad
the 7 year old you got sexually abused an all .... swings and roundabouts
Ben Smith isnt that the best part of being 7
with a keyboard and a mouse. I find it hilarious
Ben Smith 1:49
This looks like a lot of fun! Thanks!
This was a lot of fun! Thanks!
It's pretty funny watching DSP fail at a game I used to play when I was 7 or 8 (the original, that is)
1:20:45 ULLTRAAAAAA COMBOOOOO!!!!
1:12:15 the guard's a stream sniper
How long has DSP been doing his endless running “joke” where he just yells “FUCK YOU!” after a character asks him to do something or complains about something? I mean, he still does it to this day and it’s still not funny and the definition of easy low-brow humor.
i got the original Fable and an original Xbox for 65 bucks at a flea market,and it's all I played until I beat it,good times
awesome tihydp. deserves more views.
good TIHYDP.
I'd recommend you make the comments stay on screen a bit longer, they faded out too fast.
+Futuretime23 I second this.
I pause whenever comments pops up. Then unpause when done reading them.
Dr Ivo Robotnik
that's what I did for this video, but I personally think it's better when they last a bit longer so that you can read all of it without needing to pause the video to read the comment in its entirety. The TIHYDP flows better that way.
True tbh
+Futuretime23 so in other words, this is how you don't make a tihydp video? I'm just kidding though. I always pause the comments. I am a slow reader.
What's wrong with this guy's laughter?
Most people sound like ha ha ha ha ha ha when they laugh.
This chud sounds like ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. Is he choking?
It's a seal laugh. To me it's spelled "HUEHUEHUEHUE"
"they knew where i were"
lmao
The older -models- everything really does look better.
"Playing peekaboo with a baby would be beyond him"
^Best comment
I played this once actually kinda amazing. I loved how your character changed throughout the game
Playing this now "I'm married dood, enough sex craaap"
Fable 1 2 and 3 would all have been recieved so much better if peter had not overhyped them so much, they are all perfectly nice games, not perfect but fun and enjoyable but when someone promises you an amazing steak then gives you a bologna sandwich you might be annoyed, nothing wrong with bologna sandwiches but you were promised steak. The worst thing about the games were they were very easy to completely break by becoming extremely OP
No, 3 was actually a bad, bad game. Everything about it was unenjoyable.
I disagree, thats how opinions work.
fable 3 was good it was just way too easy. I enjoyed every fable game tho.
MDiPietro16 Fable was always enjoyable but they were all too easy, especially 3 infinite AoE magic > Win
Ellder Sage
True but fable 3 was extra easy. I didn't even die one time during my 30 hour or so playthrough and i only came close once or twice to dying.
i remember having this game which must be made out of gold since iv had it stolen from me two times first time my sister friend want to borrow it i said no but my brother said yes and never heard from him intill year later when i already got another copy then they said since i got one he was going to keep it even those their gamestop to trade it in and second time was my sister and her boyfriend at the time.
He complains on how people look in games or how the games look in general but I'd love to see him try make a game that has absolutely no flaws what so ever and 100 percent perfect. Also this game is 10 years old does he expect the game to be flawless!
This is the anniversary edition though, so you would expect that they would have a bit better graphics. I was kind of disappointed that they didn't do more with the game, like improve the voice acting and update the graphics.
I know it's the anniversary edition. Fable is my favourite series of games and I had no problem with it at all I was just happy to be able to play it again
My point is just that the anniversary edition hasn't been out for 10 years.
Yes but you can't expect a game that's over 10 years old to be remastered to be flawless that what I said in the first place
I just skipped to about 8:40, and i immediately got the first complain:
''Oh the fucking game has a glitch, now im not gonna make it''.
1:23:51 PMSL I'M DEAD.
14:25 am I hearing the teachers name right?
Yeah, that Magic Barrier spell is OP as fuck. I used it when I first played the original Fable, and was able to easily go the entire rest of the game without taking damage once.
Surprised the chat didn’t tell him how to do a few of the glitches or exploits in the game. Like the exploit with beardy baldy where you can keep up an infinite combat multiplyer which then when you drink a strength/skill/will potion you will get a lot of xp for skill/will/strength ect. Or the fact you can make a lot of money if your bartering is high enough.
Seeing him wear the magic user gear, aka the second lowest armor classed gear in the game, through his entire playthrough hurt my eyes... Like he wouldn't have had to drink so many mana potions for his shield if he at least had chainmail...
Dude's got a huge two-handed battle axe and is wearing mage clothing, sorry but it just looks so stupid xD
Noooooooooooo! Not one of my nostalgic treasures, Phil has tainted my fond memories of this game.
Ohhh this is the one game I hoped he'd never touch
1:23:50 Yes, because even he is more nteresting than you.. PHIL! LOL
Does this guy know what a glitch actually is?
15:40 I was literally 9 years old when this came out and I played it, and I didn't have as hard of a time understanding this as much as Phil did. I love this game, it's one of my favorite games of all time right next to New Vegas, but come on this is like baby's first RPG.
this is the perfect game for Phil I would say
Why is he so obsessed with sex it's almost like he has never..... Oh, nevermind. 🤐
Don't get sucked in, all of DSP is an act from his terrible humor to his bad gameplay, the normal Phil is so average he wouldn't make any money streaming, he knoes he will never be a great gamer or the funniest streamer so he does the only thing he can do and that's be so bad people can't help but watch him.
9:23 is there any sound in the world more annoying than when DSP does this? It honestly sucks out a part of my soul every time I hear it. He makes these noises constantly when he plays a platformer, and those TIHYDP’s are almost impossible to get through.
This really isn't a "This Is How You Don't Play," it's more of a "extremely cringy and shitty commentary."
1:01:10
I've never heard Phil say something so stupid before until now.
They need to make the new fable game based off of Fable Anniversary
51:32 made me laugh so fucking much
Mr GOUT LOOOOL
"My console locked up." That's what you get for playing on a 360...
Hmmmm... I have a PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, Gamecube, Wii, Xbox 360, and Xbone... the only consoles that I've had any problems with have the Microsoft logo on them.
You are clearly a very mature individual. I bet you wouldn't be calling me names if you were face to face with me, but I guess that's what is so great about the internet. Even basement dwelling, pale ass, troll-ish looking, virgin wastes of oxygen such as yourself can throw insults without getting the teeth knocked out of their face. All within the comfort of your parent's home, probably in the same chair you jerk off in multiple times a day and has a fat ass shaped hole in the seat. Oops, guess I went a little too far there, didn't I? Could have just come up with something as eloquent as your "insult". What was it you called me? Daft twat? Maybe next time...
GOOD ONE! SO MATURE! YOU REALLY GOT ME! OUCH, THE BURN IS REAL!
Dumb-ass...
"You are clearly a very mature individual." -ConsoleWarrior69
Hmmm... I don't have autism (I bet you don't even know what that is, fortunately I do since I'm in med school)... is tryhard even a word? The red underlining says it's not... Virgin? LMFAO YOU WISH!!!
Aryan Soviet = brainless Microsoft lemming
Aryan Soviet = has no life
Wanna be Howard Stern
How to a TIHYDP correctly:
Show moments of fail
Show funny moments
Show even moments of DSP saying something even ironically funny or actually funny for a change
Long video
silent deaths (no sounds)
Death Counters
Fail Counters
Comments are fine but in a perfect world the names of such comments would be hidden.
It's okay to replay something REALLY dumb or fail but keep it simple and save it for the best (worst) unbelievable moments. Such as Phil finnally learning of the landing gear in GTA:SA
This is how you don't make a TIHYDP
Dubstep
Music unrelated to the game
Gordon Ramsay
Unrelated Clips
Zooming into Phil
Counters for anything other than deaths
Replaying something
Death sounds (ie mortal kombat luagh)
Distracting things
Record Scratches
Mortal Kombat Quotes
Intros and Outros unrelated to Phil or the game ie Naruto for the opening of an TIHYDP
*slowdowns the vdeo and zooms into something*
Text for one of Phil's tics such as "okay" we -all- have tics and also we all have working hearing otherwise we wouldn't be watching these.
Shilling a game
While replaying something of Hypocrisy is fun keep it short and simple. We don't need a 10 minute video in an already hour an a half video
Don't take this long list as "No Fun Allowed" However, One must realize to best show Phil is to let him speak for himself. He like Chris-Chan or othersuch Lolcows are prone to be their own worst enemies. Remember: Phil was the one who got himself kicked off Twitch. Not one of his millitant enemies like Queen. So really, If Phil really is this person you make him out to be (he is don't think I'm defending him) mushmouth himself should let him be spoken. However, When you jam stuff like what I listed above into the video it's distracting and kind've... annoying. And it's annoying enough with DSP himself it doesn't need help. Phil is his own worst enemy due to the lack of a filter or lack of a shit what he's saying.
Also, We the viewers are not idiots. We don't need stuff replayed or need extra content to cement how much of an idiot he is. Yes, We're all watching the same video. We can all hear him say "okay" We do not need your reverb of text popping up and reminding us.
These videos are fun time and I can honor people who can put these together because it involves sitting through hours upon hours of mushmouth's videos putting up with snorting, farting and burping. But, As I've said above the videos are annoying enough without Gordon popping up and dubstep.
I agree about some things and I disagree about many others.
Like with games and many things, people do have different tastes, and that applies to TIHYDP videos too.
Nothing I can do, dood.
*snort
i thought he rage quit twitch after an admin asked him to turn down his bitrate.
HeelDashing That's my point. Phil is his own worst enemy. It's allot like Chris-Chan in that aspect.
+Franklin Payne i don't know who Chris-Chan is so I'll take your word for it.
HeelDashing sonichu.com/cwcki
I love this game
those noises XD 9:23
Seriously, with that magic barrier, it's like watching 'Fable: The Invincibility Edition'. Even though I've played this game numerous times and never once lost all lives (not bragging; just saying that I wouldn't class it a hard game), where the hell is the fun in it, if you can't fight on fair terms? DSP clearly hates thinking. The game requires a little tact, to make for simpler fights. But nope. Spams the hell out of the cheapest means of winning any battle.
[Edit] Watching him getting his arse beaten by a single bandit, just because he has no idea of how to fight, was bloody hilarious!
"I enjoyed it [...] not gonna go back and play it again. No way!" - Because exploration and interest in the game's lore and the (minor, but fun) variation of choice means so much to DSP, right?
Great TIHYDP, by the way. Chose some great scenes and comments. :)
I want to cry he ruined my child hood fable is my 1# favourite game of all time
instead of asking the streamchat for game help, he needs to ask them how to get a fucking job
One of my Favorite this IS how you dont Play ❤
I really wish Phil would play Black & White
8:18 personal timestamp lol
WHAAAAAT? DSP HAS A NEW CHANNEL?
I like watching THYDPs, but Phil's fucking laugh makes me very angry.
Phil's laugh makes women weak at the knees.
his face makes me angry
Oh my god
Phil played the game in the most boring way possible - magic barrier and melee auto attacking through everything
Relley
*AH AH AH AH AH AH*
I didn't even die once in this fucking game and I'm 16 years old. But I will agree with Phil on the xbox freezing, I've had that problem so many times. And the actual glitch I've had with the game is after I killed the Guildmaster, my character stood still and I was invisible. Kinda like an out of body experience and my character just stood there like a bump on a log.
blue hair=femshit Hilary supporter. wtf is a gamer gurl like you doing playing a mans game like fable? And thats a blatant lie you never died once. gamer gurls are unable to pick up a controller without male assistance let alone use one. 16? lmfao!!! you look mid 40s easily. .
I know this is a trolling post but I promise you I am not a feminist. :) But you did potray Phil accurately. Thumbs up to you.
That'll do, Peg. That'll do :)
I remember never dying on the original, but the remaster busts my balls. I dunno if they upped the difficulty or what.
The only thing I agree with him on is that the game does look like shit.
This is the easiest game in the world, how can he be having so much trouble? Not to mention the fact that if he keeps insulting peoples' favorite games, he's not going to retain very many subscribers. Lastly, if every single game gets things SO WRONG for Phil, I have to wonder if he's ever played a game he hasn't complained about playing.
he keeps the subs but loseing the views the part what matters
he gets more than you
+Ben Smith LOL!!
I cringed when he said this game took him 20 hours. I used to beat this game in 6-7 hours when I was like 12 years old without the lost chapters part but that takes a few hours at most. This really is a super easy game, he just fuckin sucks.
*****
I didn't rush at all. The first time I beat it it took maybe 12 hours and that was when i was a kid. There just isn't much side content in this game and once you know what to do you realize it's super short. 20 hours seems crazy to me. But DSP also took 14 hours to beat Silent Hill 2 which took me 4-5 hours when I was a kid as well so it doesn't surprise me.
Damn this remaster looks like ass.
Am I the only one seeing this heinous screen tearing?
Watching this makes me sad. I've played Fable since I was like 8. There's tactics that I've used from years of playing. But I think this makes me think of when I first played it, and my first playthrough I was better then this dude. DSP give up on video games my dude. Peace ninjas.
The constant "jokes" and third grade sexual stuff is infuriating...