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*AH AH AH AH AH AH*

This is the most painfully shitty playthrough I have ever seen him play in my life god fucking damn. Like I was somewhat ok with him straight up cheating by duping things in the souls series and grinding because I knew he could still die fairly easily but here there are absolutely zero stakes. This is fucking terrible to watch. He just stands around losing like 1% health or mana from enemy attacks and spamming the attack button. Zero understanding of the more intricate aspects of the games combat and has 9 resurrection phials the whole time so even if he would reach 0% hp after 5 minutes of afking he would need to die fucking 9 more times to actually die. He has had to has set the difficulty to easy .

jesus christ what difficulty is this? worst part is it impossible for him to die and he talks shit

Beating "The Burst" was one of my greatest "I F*CKING GOT YOU!!!" moments in my gaming history. And I'm an amateur. Not a "professional gamer" like DSP.

*bomb explodes* What happened? *"The day was cut short by a terrorist attack."* What happened? *"TERRORISTS STRIKE AT GRESTIN!"* I don't get it. What happened?

What? I had no idea he played this. This will go well considering this game requires a level of attention (while on the clock to boot) that DSP has always struggled with.

Christ, watching him flounder trying to figure out how to discrepancy no passport AFTER HE ALREADY DID IT ONCE ALREADY was so enraging D:

I have a sinking feeling I know how he would have handled the request from the avenging father against the serial killer Simon Wenz.

Phil played the game in the most boring way possible - magic barrier and melee auto attacking through everything

A game that requires a decent level of perception played by DSP? Oh this is gonna be painful to watch lol

One of my Favorite this IS how you dont Play ❤

a racist on the border checkpoint .....what a concept

Between Undertale and this, was Phil just born without empathy or something

52:05 “invalid gender? It looked like a chick to me!” Lmao the guy had a bald head and a hitler moustache

15:40 I was literally 9 years old when this came out and I played it, and I didn't have as hard of a time understanding this as much as Phil did. I love this game, it's one of my favorite games of all time right next to New Vegas, but come on this is like baby's first RPG.

8:18 personal timestamp lol

Phil really missed his true calling as a low intelligence border guard in a communist country given unreasonable power and little accountability, judging people for their appearance and telling them to fuck off.

40:20 the pigroach that he said looks disgusting is a carbon copy of the actual pigroach. Ack ack ack ack.

i like this one because it gives you a little bit of an idea how Phil would behave at a real job

"Turn her into a prostitute that's your god given right" All I need to know about this guy. He's ok with human trafficking.

6:53 an obvious cutscene occurs everything's on the screen your controls are locked the game gives you explanation afterwards about what happened DSP: "I DONT GET IT"

This is one of my fav TIHYDP's out there

1:32:37 Imagine that dude just starring at DSP being utterly confused by his job even hours after everyone left.

1:01:10 I've never heard Phil say something so stupid before until now.

"Elevator Pitch" Looks like we're in a cell?

I played this once actually kinda amazing. I loved how your character changed throughout the game

The comedy timing in this episode is just great, when you spot a discrepancy but he doesn't and let's them go, you can just sit and wait for the citation to come through and the "WHAT THE FUCK!" From Phil 🤣

Man, this guy is really, really stupid.

Balding, middle aged man with what appears to be a pencil moustache. Phil: What!?!? Invalid gender? That looked like a chick to me!

I have to admit I laughed so much during this playthrough. DSP is such a fucktard. 🤣

I love how he goes from constant jokes at the beginning to shutting the fuck up because he didn't read what he was supposed to do and doesn't want to look like the idiot that he is.

The difference between first play Phil and second play Phil is so, telling. Second playing, he's off with his, "it was never explained to me" bit, when... yeah, it did, what you mean is it never re-explained it after your several month break, though the rules are still in the little guidebook, likely not checked. Maybe one day video-game AI will be smart enough to realise you have been away from the game so long you've forgotten, or fitted with mind reading technology to know which lessons you've missed... but, till then, gamers are expected to either remember or refresh their memories

this literally hurt me

he is leaning REALLY hard on the "fuck you" shtick here

Playing this now "I'm married dood, enough sex craaap"

The constant "jokes" and third grade sexual stuff is infuriating...

Phil is the gayest guy on the planet

Watching this makes me sad. I've played Fable since I was like 8. There's tactics that I've used from years of playing. But I think this makes me think of when I first played it, and my first playthrough I was better then this dude. DSP give up on video games my dude. Peace ninjas.

does this man have the memory of a goldfish? how can he forget how to do shit within the same day???

Phil seems to have really taken to authoritarianism...

WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?

I'm surprised this playthrough wasn't in any "DSP Hate speech" compilations yet

If there was not "Discrepancy detected" display, and you have to manually interrogate someone, he would be fucked infinitely

You made me laugh a lot hahahha

24:45

"I'm not a children's entertainer"

Oh noooo...I'm having cringe of 3rd degree, I need drugs to get my mental state in stable status

So does phil not know you can throw weapons at enemies

51:19

I love the transition from confusion to anger “What???? .... Fuck outta my face!”