This Is How You DON'T Play - Superhot

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 97

  • @hgfd_hgfds
    @hgfd_hgfds 8 лет назад +138

    'There should be a rewind function, so when you screw up you can go back and do things differently.'
    Yeah, and in games where there aren't time mechanics like this, there should be checkpoints every ten seconds (preferably with a very busty lady showing up to tell you about it), and when you've died once in a level, all of the enemies should just immediately vanish and leave you alone.
    Also games should listen to the player's microphone, so if anyone ever says 'not my fault/this is bugged/beginner's trap' then they get a $1000 donation to their Patreon account in compensation.

    • @manko2858
      @manko2858 8 лет назад +9

      yyes

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 6 лет назад +3

      There is such a system. It’s called Respawning.

  • @Maser209
    @Maser209 8 лет назад +93

    Love how Phil complains at the end that the game didn't have any story behind it, but yet what does he do when games do have story behind them? He fucking ignores the story or isn't smart enough to follow along!

    • @582time
      @582time 8 лет назад

      +the Losts (NGC Reviews and skits) so true lol

    • @goblinrat6119
      @goblinrat6119 8 лет назад

      There's a part where the game itself mocks the main character for saying that it's about "Just killing red dudes" at one point. There's a comment to be made here, but sadly this game has no plot so I don't know what it is.

    • @camerabox1
      @camerabox1 8 лет назад +9

      but... the game did have a story

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 8 лет назад

      Maser209 Are with us? Are you part of the system?

    • @Solaire_of_Astora_AoE
      @Solaire_of_Astora_AoE 6 лет назад +5

      +Goblin Rat
      Necroing this comment section for a moment.
      *SPOILERS AHEAD*
      The plot of the game is that an AI has become sentient and all of the fail-safes have been disabled by it, so the developers of the AI have created superhot.exe as a game to pass around to players who use up the AI's processing resources by playing the game in order to stop the AI from killing off humanity. The "system" (the creators of the AI) thus monitor the players and attempt to trick the players into integrating with the AI in order to make them permanent players of the game. The AI manages to find out and tries to stop the players from doing this, but it fails and you integrate with the system in order to become a permanent player.
      After integrating with the AI, you become a part of the machine, and the system urges you to spread the game via social media (in game) and to play the game forever, because the more players there are, the more the AI is held back for humanity.
      It's an allegory for the modern video game market, where the game creators funnel players down a hole into the gaming community and try to trick them into becoming permanent buyers (read: moneybanks) for their video games (an example of this would be Call of Duty more recently), but since that would be too on the nose and might end the devs up in hot water, it also has another antagonist in the AI, so that it's not too obvious. This can be shown with the "Share it to your friends!" and "It's the most innovative!" comments that you see. That's not the game shoving its own head up its arse and sucking itself off. You're supposed to see that, think "Well, that's just uptight and a little presumptuous! Games shouldn't assume that they're good!" and then refuse to spread the game, and hopefully do the same for other games that don't deserve the hype they get. That's what's expected of you from the game.

  • @Collymillad
    @Collymillad 7 лет назад +17

    "Why would he flinch from a cellphone?" Er, if someone threw a MODERN cellphone at you with enough force and aimed right it'd make you flinch, let alone a brick from the 80's.

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 7 лет назад +12

    "i punched his head off" *head still on*

  • @eagleeyez1280
    @eagleeyez1280 6 лет назад +6

    5:30 Had to play it back a couple times of Phil admitting he fucked up and it wasn’t a buggy game mechanic. Also does Phil honestly go through life on the Caboose rules of “I can’t see them, then they can’t see me”? If enemies aren’t right in front of him then they must not exist. They just spawn in when he isn’t looking at them. No situational awareness.

  • @DiddyBohlen
    @DiddyBohlen 8 лет назад +14

    Of course will wants a rewind feature. We all know how much he abused this feature in every game that had it. Takes all the challenge out of the game.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 7 лет назад

      Nihilus
      Even if there was a rewind feature that is implemented well, he'd say it was GAWBAGE!

  • @transhumanistgamer8963
    @transhumanistgamer8963 8 лет назад +6

    This is one of the few games I've seen where shotgun blasts from long range actually hurts people and isn't just as consequential as being pelted by cotton candy.

    • @DoctorTheo
      @DoctorTheo 8 лет назад

      mainly because its always a 1 hit kill

  • @matijacerljenko1785
    @matijacerljenko1785 8 лет назад +18

    Ahem *snorts and burps*

  • @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
    @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 8 лет назад +8

    My rage in this is Superhot!

  • @theswedishdude1
    @theswedishdude1 7 лет назад +5

    how can he fail at something that easy? time is fucking stopped phil, don't just stand there when you see a bullet going towards you, maybe you should move? NOPE thats not the DSP way, he has to get hit and complain about it being the games fault....

  • @goblinrat6119
    @goblinrat6119 8 лет назад +2

    This just might be the most painful one yet. Him trying to take out The End was way less terrible.

  • @herpityderp154
    @herpityderp154 8 лет назад +11

    He complains how its too short, yet during the game he complains about how tedious and grindy it was getting. Pick one. A longer, more boring game, or an intriguing, shorter, more fun game. Although I do admit It is too expensive,

    • @nice7324
      @nice7324 7 лет назад

      Grindy? Lolwut.

  • @KebradesBois
    @KebradesBois 8 лет назад +10

    When I hear him laugh, I want to choke him... does that make me a bad person? ^^

  • @SoloDeWitt
    @SoloDeWitt 7 лет назад +2

    Make a wish, guys! He admitted the fucked up.

  • @HeyGuy4321
    @HeyGuy4321 7 лет назад +2

    9:15 .... couldn't get 10 minutes without him succumbing to his basic instincts to blame the game and not himself

  • @Droopy2d
    @Droopy2d 7 лет назад +2

    only he would call a game where time stands still "Cheap" ... you literally have all the time in the world.

  • @GreatNegus
    @GreatNegus 8 лет назад

    I like to imagine that the story behind this game is that your character stole and took some sort of crazy new drug from a gang or whatever (explains the whole trippy slowdown mechanics), the leader sends his goons after you (explains the red dudes) right when it kicks in and you go on the craziest drug induced trip/killing spree ever.

  • @dr.anderson1847
    @dr.anderson1847 3 года назад +1

    So does phil not know you can throw weapons at enemies

  • @captainobvious81
    @captainobvious81 2 года назад

    "Elevator Pitch"
    Looks like we're in a cell?

  • @Canadian_duck31
    @Canadian_duck31 8 лет назад +3

    Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't adding a rewind feature break the game? Seems like Phil doesn't like any challenging games.

  • @tomthestone1470
    @tomthestone1470 8 лет назад +1

    The system will set you free, the system will shape you, Mind is software, Bodies are disposable, the system will set me free.

  • @kristineschlingman6412
    @kristineschlingman6412 7 лет назад +1

    Goddamn, I loved this game but remembered thinking the campaign was too easy... and then there's this....

  • @Low_pH
    @Low_pH 8 лет назад +3

    Lol Phil doesn't even listen to the plot at all. Also 20 dollars for a game isn't that much

  • @MasterEm243
    @MasterEm243 3 года назад

    "I'm not a children's entertainer"

  • @batterez
    @batterez 8 лет назад +31

    This has to be one of the most annoying commentaries from DSP I've ever heard.

    • @chemthechameleon8897
      @chemthechameleon8897 8 лет назад +8

      Which is the worst to you? Phil's ear-grating fake walrus laugh, the sex and toilet humour that he reused since 2008 that are now more pathetic than funny or when the commentary hit a nose dive when Phil can't grasp the concept of the story or mechanics of the game. To me I can't stand any of them and makes my mind rot and my ears and eyes puke when i see it in his playthroughs. Why does this guy still have an audience when we all know Phil doesn't care anymore. Who gives a shit about quality videos when you can scam your fans on Paetron for thousands or just upload as much videos as possible every day to get quick easy views for your multi-channel network overlords.

    • @jsully2413
      @jsully2413 8 лет назад +5

      The part that annoyed me the most is that he wants a rewind feature in this game instead of restarting the level when you die, basically making it impossible to lose. The game is already easy (story mode at least), rewind would take away the little challenge the story offers! It kills me how easy and dumbed down DSP wants every single game he plays to be. Any game that is a challenge to normal people is "bad game design" or "broken" or "unfair" to DSP, and if game publishers design their game difficulty around people like DSP, games will be ridiculously boring.

  • @TheUltrasora
    @TheUltrasora 7 лет назад

    i love to see him do the vr version

  • @cchh556
    @cchh556 8 лет назад +4

    painful playthrough, dsp cant get immersed in games and has no style

  • @connorlennox1485
    @connorlennox1485 8 лет назад +1

    yeah superhot is a turn-based game

  • @maybark2012
    @maybark2012 3 года назад

    24:45

  • @pyropenguin9000
    @pyropenguin9000 7 лет назад

    Watching this gives me constipation

  • @coltonsin64
    @coltonsin64 6 лет назад

    4:12

  • @RobertYo125
    @RobertYo125 7 лет назад

    Why does phil always reiterate what just happened, even when the game does that itself visually, it just ruins the experience for the viewers and strokes his own ego, which at this point is so large it doubles his weight.

    • @andrewshouse9840
      @andrewshouse9840 4 года назад

      Well, he prides himself on his live reactionary commentary (it's so much harder than editing!) but isn't actually very good at it so has to default.

  • @RexofSteel
    @RexofSteel 8 лет назад

    I just had to click on this knowing how horrible this guy is at timing (from Mirrors Edge) and that this whole game revovles around timing. xD

  • @HashishUno
    @HashishUno 7 лет назад

    Gotta say the game's pronunciation of the word "Hot" triggers me more than DSP here.
    "Super Hote" "Super Hote"

  • @fox5497
    @fox5497 7 лет назад

    It took me 3 hours to beat this game and I did better than him

  • @Kheapathic
    @Kheapathic 8 лет назад +14

    Phil's commentary is shit, but having the game go "Super. Hot." after every level was more grating that Phil. Haven't played it, but it feels like the game is up its own ass.

    • @fmsyntheses
      @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +7

      You are correct. Decent gameplay concept fucked up by self-important, metatexual hipster bullshit rather than just exploring and developing the concept as much as possible and including editing tools for people to expand it as they wish.

    • @MrMalkraz
      @MrMalkraz 8 лет назад +18

      They just did it because it sounds cool you sperg

    • @fmsyntheses
      @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +6

      *****
      But it doesn't though

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 8 лет назад +6

      Paris Hilton's entire vocabulary .. :D

    • @Low_pH
      @Low_pH 8 лет назад +2

      Crocmaster McGeezax it's just a game for fun

  • @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
    @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 8 лет назад +6

    Its not just Phil, its also that this game is more than terrible and overrated..OH IT HAS 1 FEATURE YOU CAN EASILY IMPLEMENT WITH THE ENGINE, HOW INNOVATIVE..the alpha they did in serveral months looked better than the game they did in "years"

    • @VampiricDragon666
      @VampiricDragon666 8 лет назад +23

      #nobodycares

    • @tmnttiny
      @tmnttiny 8 лет назад +2

      I was so excited to play this game for weeks,I bought it and it was so quickly done. I was so disappointed. I know the challenges etc but I agree with you,the gimmick is creative on concept but doesn't really work much in terms of staying fresh

    • @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
      @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 8 лет назад

      RENEGADE FROM 2070
      It is not even THAT special or creative for that any idiot can implement that actually /=
      Its so poorly executed, if they would have down way more it could have been great and nice but this..I was excited too but I feel dissapointed, well, Im glad I did not bought it so I felt relieved I did not wasted my money on something like that

    • @TeryonTheHuman
      @TeryonTheHuman 8 лет назад +4

      there's no such thing as something being "overrated"
      of people like it they like it. you name me 3 other games in a decade that have done something this simple yet unordinary

    • @DoctorTheo
      @DoctorTheo 8 лет назад +2

      #Whyshouldicare?Itstillfuntoplay

  • @Unethical.FandubsGames
    @Unethical.FandubsGames 8 лет назад

    SUPER---HOT
    SUPER---HOT
    SUPER---HOT
    SUPER---HOT
    SUPER---HOT
    God.... I hate this pretentious piece of shit game.

    • @FazzSatoshi
      @FazzSatoshi 8 лет назад

      How is this game pretentious?

    • @Low_pH
      @Low_pH 8 лет назад

      Cao Cao nolol

    • @D0nCab
      @D0nCab 8 лет назад

      what is it pretending to be?