Things Bikers Do At Red Lights To Keep Busy
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2024
- Some red traffic lights take forever to change! So here are a few ways bikers keep busy while we wait.
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Funny how easy that elusive neutral gear is to find after you pull away and go for 2nd 😂
Even if you move the bike a little back and forth it makes it way easier to slip into neutral
IF I do end up finding it, it seems to conveniently happen RIGHT as the light turns green. Then I frown knowing I never once got the satisfaction of letting my left hand take a break AND I’ve just now added another unnecessary step to taking off from the light had I just left it in gear. Bike life be a struggle at times 😔
so true
Brapapapapapapap oh there you are!
Fuck yes! Its so annoying lol
im more of the "thinking im in neutral, letting the clutch out, stalling the bike and nearly falling over" guy
Even after years of riding it still happens to me some times. Yet to be fair, a big part of it is that my bike has the blinker indicator right next to the neutral and they're both green.
@@moteroargentino7944 Oooh, what bike do you have? I'm curious!!
@@moteroargentino7944that's stupid design, My petrol level indicator is orange and icon is different
I’m more of a “actually in neutral, forgets not to fidget with the shifter, downshifts and almost falls off the back” guy xD
@@candyrainrnt A Bajaj Pulsar 220F. Here in Argentina all Pulsar models are called Rouser, but sadly mine is no longer imported. A shame because it's a very comfortable and reliable bike.
I've thought about buying a bigger one, but in my experience quarter litre bikes hit the sweet spot between performance and fuel economy (and maintenance costs), enough to be practical in urban environments yet with sufficient engine to make a trip somewhere at a relatively safe speed. In a dense city like Buenos Aires, you just can't enjoy bigger bikes outside a few places on the weekends.
You missed:
The stretcher- Usually seen on sport bikes adjusting their legs arms necks and backs.
The rever- The one who revs just for the fun sound and/or attention.
Full body tanker, leaning all the way forward till head is touching the tank as though he's been at the light for an eternity.
The hooligan- a group rider/friend that either tries to take your key, push your ignition switch or slightly bumps your back tire with his front tire.
Next video should be things bikers do when on long stretches of road to keep ourselves entertained like testing the traction by swerving or taking the left hand off the bars.
Full body tanker- I'm just trying to warm my hands! It gets cold out here man
Standing up, sticking your legs out, changing your body shape in to something alien to get that sweet cool breeze down you back.
Yep, that could be a fun watch.
@@ghoulslayer__7746 Not just full body tanker - hands on engine guy! lol I've been that (Get heated grips, they're a god-send, especially if on a really cold day you include overmittens (not overgloves, mittens are warmer in this case and you easily get used to it) to keep the wind off your gloves).
@@damianwright3690 dude i doubt my mitten riding abilities idk
@@jeanpaulmeyer5772 Dead easy if you're able to use four fingers on the brake or clutch, instead of one or two :P Additional info: In wet weather, dry gloves are sooo luxurious :)
Pressing the center of the indicator button is so damn satisfying, I do it even when riding it’s so nice. And it makes sure that I didn’t forget to turn off the indicator!
Yesss im not the only one to do it
I'm definitely that guy. Even though I can clearly see my front indicators, I'm still pushing "cancel " on the switch. You can't be too careful.
Lol I thought I was the only one
Its a obsessive-compulsive disorder - you press it multiple times just in case..
I hope you're still checking those mirrors and doing lifesaver before pulling out or in( cars often speed up).
Honestly if you made that missing neutral poster a merch item, I'd buy it. Hell, even put it on a tshirt
Agreed!
I’d buy it lol
Yeah it's good
Yeah missing neutral is me. Hate it especially when I just need to fix my gloves a little bit.
Me too!
This had me dying apparently I’m a psychopath 😂
Haha me too
Yep apparently is psycho to be ready for your next move 🤣
The dancing psychopath.
Same dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here you would be known as Mr. By the Book.... as that is what is taught in the courses...
Great video. I’m afraid I’m most of these.
You’re the Dog Petter without a doubt. I just couldn’t borrow a dog to film that one!
@@ChaosCauses a conversationalist dog petter ?
The “psychopath “ is actually the smartest one. Having your bike in gear ready to go in case some jackass behind you doesn’t stop so you can actually get out of the way.
Yeah i instantly thought about MotoJitsu telling me to kill my clutch 😅
The smartest one would be the one keeping an eye around them. Everything else just boils down to preferences or skills.
@@moteroargentino7944 well that’s obvious.
@bruh And I'm getting out of the way because I saw it coming.
New years eve 2021 I had this exact scenario in my car. If I hadnt have gassed it it would've been more than a bent plate
You missed the Drummer. The guy that has either a song stuck in his head or just drums randomly on his fuel tank.
Thats me 😁
Nice video. I realy enjoy your content. Keep it up 👍
Yep, been there. But then I get self-conscious when I think about what my hand motions look like to the person in the car behind me and switch back to either cool-guy or pseudo-psychopath.
@@chaseweeks2708 Haha true
That’s me 😂😂
@@chaseweeks2708 u missed the air guitarist, lean on the tank figid, get ur stretching in, take ur gloves off to look at ur phone in ur pockect, take lid off to spit.
@@mbw4359 lol, I'll stretch my hands or pull my phone out to put it on my bar-mount, but other than that, nah. Never needed to spit, but if I ever do I'm in luck with a modular helmet. :D
I'll add one more, the side-to-side rocker. I'll hold the front brake, both feet down and rock side to side. Maybe because I have kids and when you've had little kids you've developed a constant need to rock side to side - lol Otherwise I split between psychopath and cool guy.
I'll give the side-to-side rocker a try at my next red light 😂
I do that too!
front-to-back rocker's one you'll see if someone's testing out the clutch on a new bike or rental :p
Bro me too
No feet balancer which just ends up being the rocker😊
I don't know if it applies to all bikes, but I found out that it's easier to switch to neutral if your bike is rolling. So I usually do it on the last few feet before stopping. But it obviously requires knowing your bike and having enough practice to be able to pick gears with your eyes closed, just in case you need to make a shift and keep going.
Alternatively, you can try moving your bike a little forward or backwards, just so the wheel turns a bit and the gear drops more nicely.
Or just blib the throttle a bit
it should applied to all.most of people that stuck on gear because their clutch screw is little tight. its hard to adjust for wet clutch. it need little movement to clamp nicely. kinda like tire. hard to turn when stopped
Idk if it actually does anything or not, but I'd swear that on my bike at least, pulling in the clutch lever as far as I can makes it easier to find neutral.
or a throttle blip, not to much though gotta get your's sweet spot
If I am stopped at a red light, I keep in gear and eyes fixed on mirrors while staying aware of my surroundings. I already have a plan of escape if someone appears to not be stopping. Too many riders are rear-ended while stopped at red lights...
Tips to help reduce that - if turning right, stick in the left wheel track of the vehicle in front with your right indicator on. Makes you stand out against the vehicle in front. Vice versa for turning left.
The Psycho is really the well prepared rider.. Safe rider as only a newbie rider will put it in N at the light and not be ready to move in a heartbeat if a car is not stopping behind you...
True but we got some long ass lights in New Orleans. And it’s not rear enders you worry about but the morons that run the red light 3 seconds late
I've never understood this tbh. Sometimes I pop it into neutral but I'm always monitoring my surroundings and especially my mirrors if I don't have a car or 2 behind me as a buffer. It takes so little time to put your foot back on the peg and stomp into 1st gear if you sense impending danger.
That’s why I wait for the car to come to a stop behind me. Then pop to neutral and be the cool guy. While secretly watching my mirrors and the other lights to know when it’s about to change. I like to be overly observant when riding.
I wasn't aware of this problem. Does it happen frequently that someone just drives into a car or a bike standing still in front of him?
Nah, only a newbie would have so little confidence in their skills to be able to drop a gear and pull out in a heartbeat that they need to stay nervously grasping their clutch.
The defining characteristics of a true safe rider is that they keep their eyes open every second of their ride and don't abuse their speed.
This makes me one of the most well rounded guys ever, (something that I'd never considered myself before) because, from time to time, I've been guilty of every one of these behaviors. There is one behavior that you overlooked though, (another thing that I do from time to time), is the one where you get off the bike and run over to hit the crosswalk button to trigger a light change.
I was riding a 50cc moped for the first time in preparation for my motorcycle drivers license, that neutral meme was spot on, I was never that careful to release a clutch in my life, and the one time i actually managed to find neutral I felt like the king of the world
The floppy mirror fix it challenge! Damn light went green, mirror still jacked.
What's a Neutral?
Is it an extra add-on you can buy for your bike? Mine doesn't seem to have it, I hope it's a cheap add-on, seems useful.
Don't buy the ebay ones...
That "Neutral" joke is really funny 🤣💔
Especially for us who wish to ride 🌝
What's holding you back? Life is too short!!! Another dam Michael!!!!!!!
@@mbw4359 it's not cheap 💔
And I've not gotten that money yet
@@michaelwisdom456 nowdays its cheap, you can get older modes of katana, gsx600 or even CBR-s for under 1000 euro, strip all the plastics and ugly light get halo one and you turned it to cool looking naked that has some kick to it, carb rebuild is not that texpensive if you DIY it and new chain sprocket and cluch will set you down another 400euro only damn rubber is expensive AF but its 3 year expense so its kinda worth it
The Neutral joke doesn't apply to me because I rode a cub which has the rotary gear system, now I'm a scooter rider 😥
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Thanks
I found a new one today! Humming at the same/similar frequency as the exhaust. You get a resonant frequency in your helmet and makes your helmet vibrate ☺
Awesome video man. You are honestly why I got into motorcycling.
As a new rider, i tend to be the race guy ready to launch from a red light on my 125cc scooter, i love the adrenaline haha
I smiled and laughed way more than I do at most moto vids.. Thanks chaos!
Oh god. This is so accurate. Especially when I got a new clutch and transmission and the tipping point from first gear to neutral changed I changed from the tank cap flipper (I love that) to the neutral seeker. Great content!
😂😂This had me in stitches! I am the psychopath, the fuel tab flipper, the side eye, And the button booper! 😅😅❤
I have all the traits in this video except the tiktoker ,always ready to race guy and I am proud of it 😂
Ok then try this. Rather than get off and do a dance. Get off and race to press the pedestrian crossing button then dash back in time for your light to be green again
"Pretending like they have traction control" eish you did us little guys dirty with that one 🤣🤣
Nice and entertaining video!
I'm usually a mix of "the cool guy" and "ready to race guy" (when traffic is hectic).
I also sometimes flip the fuel tab but that's usually when I'm parked.
Oh and just so you know: It's
I feel so much better. A cross between the cool guy and ready to race. I can live with that.
Classic Justin! 😂 Missed you, dude.
Cool Guy primarily with a splash of Conversationist and Singer added in 💯
The tank slapper - i bang my tank like a drum kit, guess it could be a subclass of the singer
The cool guy. Watching the other riders (standers) from now on…😂😂 Thank you for that really entertaining video!
There's one more : the winter biker who's warming his hands by hugging the engine when stopped.
I’ve been called a psychopath in various ways. Watching this video adds one to the list 😂
Rear peg flipper/button booper here. Also love to check my brake lights and blinkers. Gotta make sure they work to satisfy race control 😊
OH MAN, i was laughing so hard at this.
Great video man cheers.
I dont appreciate the title singer, i think bop and weave is more accurate, but also the putting it in neutral and just chilling.
Its easier to find the elusive gear when you dont actually want it. ;)
I am straight up the ADHD rider, and yes, I too find myself fiddling with random stuff on my motorcycle to keep me entertained.
If there’s one thing I am on this list. It’s the singer. I’m paying more attention to cars around me with windows rolled down so I can know if to lower my voice or not (I have social anxiety) 😂 💀
Back in the day, we also had the Kickstarter. This happened to me in Paris on my old 84 KLR. Bike stalls at the lights and there you are madly jumping up and down on the kickstarter. The bike of course starts just as the lights turn red again.
The edition and colour is amazing, as always in your videos
I can't tell you how much fun it was to discover that I'm not the only neutral seeker!!!
Although, to be fair, my bike is old and a bid dodgy (I blame it on the dealer) and will switch gear behind my back, especially when I start her up and she plays kangaroo despite being left in neutral 😆
I'm not a rider yet, maybe I'll get around to getting a license this summer, but I know I'm definitely going to be one of the adhd types who plays with something on their bike like the fuel cap, the pegs or the buttons. Mostly because I do have adhd.
lmao i so do some of those flicking the fuel tab and pegs normaly, i sometimes find the relaxing wait with hands on tank but thats when i got some music going and not feeling i could sing along great video
I used to have problems finding neutral when I first started riding but I found blipping the revs if I couldn't find it allowed me to slip into it
THE TIKTOKER ONE KILLED ME 😂😂😂
i'd add the machanic how is listening to hisa bike because he heard a wierd noise
Been there!
3:25 "tap his fuel gauge"
Taps the TFT screen.
Hahaha thats a good one xD
Ha! I've mostly ridden Kawasakis, and they have had PNF (positive neutral finder) since... the 90s?! If you're stopped, you can't get into second - just first or neutral - so flick up and presto! 😁
I have ridden a Suzuki and Yamaha and every stop I missed neutral and went into 2nd, so I can relate to everyone else's pain.
Yeah and sometimes hit neutral when you want to go in second when you take off looooool i hate when it happens on 6-7 rpm........ Still I think that ill never change my old zzr 600
@Aleksandar heh you probably have slightly bent gear changing dogs.
Or your lever might need to be lowered by a tooth?
But yeah, annoying.
Because I ride a Kawasaki Vulcan S at the moment and the seat height is very low, I've become the "two feet on the ground, rocking the bike fore and back on the suspension" guy.
I have a slow old ev and a cool guy at traffic stops and just watch things near by i just love thinking on that personally i do all of them you mentioned in this video
This year i am hoping to get an cb300r or apache rr310 as my first bike
Thanks for video😅😅
Why is the so accurate lol Great video mate
THE SINGER, I AM!! hahahahaha omg u got me. love this vid. keep em coming!!
Thrust race bearings love it when you sit in gear with the clutch pulled in forever. My current bike came with a quadlock phone mount. The first thing I did was throw it in the bin. At the lights you watch the light sequence to know when you can go, whilst scanning the cars around you for unmarked police cars. Then you get to the speed limit as fast as possible just because.
My favorite is "the racer" because even with more powerful bikes, a small bike driven hard is just so much fun.
2nd is drumming on the tank, but you really need a metal tank for that to be satisfying (yea! kawi, aww... dualsport)
Brilliant video...wife and I had a lekker giggel over the stuff we do🤣🤣🤣
My favorite stop light moment was a small boy saying hi so I said hello back and asked him how his day was. He said good. Made sure to let his parent pass through the turn then pass at high revs.
Great video, very entertaining. I thought I was the only one flipping the fuel tab. It has a satisfying click at lights to stay entertained. Hilarious
Hilarious😆😆😆. One of the best motorcycle related videos.
This video was so much fun, thank you very much
At a red light in Detroit (I live in the hood), I check my 12 3 6 and 9 constantly making sure I don't get jacked and/or shot. I wear a bulletproof vest when I ride.
I only do this at lights that I know are going to be long and where I know precisely when mine will go green, but sometimes instead of bothering with neutral I will just turn the bike off but put the key to the right spot so I just have to clutch in and press the ignition when the light turns green.
I guess it also saves a modicum of fuel too.
You got me to sub. This was awesome
Crazy editing skills. Love it
I can recognize myself playing with the tank cap at the red light (and yeah i got adhd) 🤣 btw you forgot the one who's doing drums with the tank (i also do this when i'm enjoying some music 😉
Good video my dude👊🏻
if u want to find neutral easier, just pop it into neutral as your just at the end of rolling to a stop. as the gearbox is still rotating and it is easier to locate the sweet spot as your not fighting static friction sitting stationary in a gear. while moving, the oil is still moving around the gears allowing for smoother transitions. also if you are having problems all the time. it could mean that the clutch fibres are warn or the steal rings could be glazed from over riding the clutch and it may be slipping ever so slightly and you'll need a new clutch. but first adjust your clutch cable as it may not be engaging enough to allow easier shifts and finding neutral. i hope this helps
I ride a DRZ400 s and definitely been seen by friends singing on back trails 😂😂😂
Having had a drunk driver slam into my backside at a red light in the past, I'm too preoccupied with watching out for idiots in cars to partake in any of these distractions. It has served me well for over 40 years of riding.
its so true. some days it feels like Neutral just isnt there. its like you go as slow as posible and it goes from 1-2 and your like FFS
Lol, been the singer on occasion (especially if NIN, Tool, Rob Zombie or any other of my late 90's/early '00's anthems start playing on Spotify), half-assed cool-guy on others when I know the light is going to need a minute, and a short-notice ready to race guy pretty often.
I'm a mix of the "Cool Guy" and "ready to race guy" cool guy because i stand still and calmly look around, and ready to race guy because i ride a 400 and i constantly rev the engine because otherwise it gets a flooded(way too rich idle). Also i don't just pretend to have launch controll because i have turbocharged bike so spinning turbo up kinda acts like lauch controll (more or less instant boost and no turbo lag).
I would undoubtedly be the fuel tab flipper 😂 I don’t have a motorcycle but man I know what I’d be already, a mix of the fuel tab flipper and the race guy just waiting for the light to change so I can zoom
I spent my time leaning over the side inspecting front tire tread, checking throttle cables, front brake cable and speedo cable to make sure they're not kinked or worn, or turning to look behind me to check panniers or cargo strapped behind me. Basic maintenance checks. You can probably already guess what type of bike I ride from this behavior: a heavy, old 2003 BMW R1150GS Adventure.
😭😭 The "SIDE EYE"....this is HILARIOUS chit!!
Hahahahaha your sense of humour is awesome.
I'm definitely a psychopath mostly. But I occasionally gaze off into the distance and act like i'm rocking out to a song that literally isn't even playing.
The way i entertain myself at a red light is to watch the passing traffic, and when there isnt any passing traffic, i simply just go
Great vid mate xD
Ive have been all of them! Haha! Really funny vid, thanks!))
🤣😂..so funny and so true . I have been all of them except tiktok , makes me want to go for a ride .
Fkin hilarious😂😂😂 Top tier video
great vid. I had several laughs.
The singer and the cool guy, usually 1 foot down chillin in neutral with right foot on the break, lookin around the intersection to see potential lookers or dangers, all while singin a tune
I'm usually the clutch rocker, if anything. Let go of the clutch just enough to hit the friction zone & roll forward a bit, pull it back in & roll back, repeat.
It's been a few years, but as far as I can remember I was often the first - just ready to go when red turned off.
In larger cities with longer light cycles I usualy did the cool gyu/Drummer instead though
Riding the Springer, the Rocker-C or the Thunderbird Storm....always a quality listen.
You've forgot the tank slapper(drummer) and a cowboy. The first used to produce some beat from the tank by softly slapping it and the second holds the front brake and bounces on the bike back and forth like in rodeo))
I usually keep my left hand on the clutch and rest my right hand while keeping the bike stationary with the rear brake. But I stay in gear and and keep a look out around and especially behind, ready to take off and get out of the way if there happens to be a car-driving variant of the phone addict about to rear-end me.
I don't know if strecher is a category but I do it often enough, alternating some cool guy stuff and ... beat guy I guess ? either on the tank, or with my foot or both ... including some head bobbing.
Well I think I was a few of these, Now i'm going to be self conscious!! Loved this video and yes we need Neutral TShirts :)
Haha nice video mate😆
This is first vid I came upon on your channel and you already won me over, you got yourself a subber, good sir!
As for what kind I am… I dread to say, the first. Just calmly sitting there, waiting for the light to change. … …. Be honest with me, do you think I need a shrink? Is there a way to get better, to change? Or is it incurable?
I really enjoyed this
Haven't watched 1 of your vids for a while but I got a good laugh out of this 1. Just a quick question. Your had this bike now for a while. So when the new 1 coming? 😂
kick stand down with the feet on the bars is the best way to go, fuel cap flicker is good as well
Im gonna add another one, actualy i often find myself drumming on the tank with my hands while listening to some good music. ussualy goes and in hand with side-to-side rockin, or tappin my feet hehe😂
personally i can admit to being a tank drummer at lights myself. never played with the fuel tank tab but drumming on the tank defiantly
I have surpassed the fuel tab flipping. I ride a 2003 Honda Varadero 125, and it has fuel cap cover that is SPINNING. I ditched riding with a tankbag for the sole purpose of messing with this cover during stops.
Fun fact, I do have ADHD and have some red lights in my area that always are red for at least 1 minute or longer.
My god I love to flip that fule cap tab to make time pass.
Fuel tab flipper 😂
I lost it. That's usually me