Here’s a major thing the makers of this movie should’ve known Catwoman is just an ordinary person who is a thief that dresses in a cat costume, not a woman who’s actually half cat
BLACK MOON PACK that’s black cat and her powers where based around luck like domino and wee bit of captain America powers like heightened physical abilities
I think the leather suit that she used at the beginning in the first burglar scene was more attractive than the sad excuse of a costume she used for the majority of the movie.
Well no... she became a regular starting with The Wicker Man, but yep, this was her first appearance (honestly, doesn't even seem like it, she seems so natural with Rachel and Malcolm).
So excited! What's my first job!? *dress up in this tight black leather* After that you get them to do anything. I wonder how many turned down this... this... opportunity.
No offense to the other crew, but I strongly dislike the reviews where it's Doug and other people. Unless it's James Rolfe, I wish they would stick to their own videos. Solo Doug is the best
So was Bruce Wayne a guy who worked at a cologne company with an owner that's evil then got burned in lava, followed by a bat breathing on him turning him into a batman?
Actually, Halle Berry would be the first to say this movie sucks. She gladly accepted, in person, the razzie award for worst actress for her role in this movie.
I'm Not Here "Just a theif obsessed with cats" Then why did she become THE catwoman. the woman with the abilities of a cat and one of the best DC characters ever?
Insert Name here edit: yes i know i said that wrong i didnt mean literal abilities of a cat i meant it as her abilities are so catlike that its like she has cat abilities i didnt mean literal powers of a cat lol
"It's a movie that empowers women!" Yeah, by having the female lead wear something Morrigan and Bayonetta would call absolute trash and make her more aggressive by having a split personality via being revived by cats instead of showing natural character developmet that would make her become stronger overtime. Admit it! THEY JUST DID NOT CARE!!! Edit: For some that might not get it, my point about Bayonetta and Morrigan was even though they wear skimpy outfits, they have standards. Don't get me wrong at all, the two are absoulte bad-asses that would gladly give this movie the finger.
Well yeah. Which is the point Critic was making: the producers, writers, and director were so out of touch with the original source material that nothing Halle Berry could have done would have saved this shit fiesta
How come when people make movies or characters that mare made to empower women, it just takes credibility away from characters that actually are empowering women in different ways? For instance: though Morrigan and Bayonetta look like they wouldn't be too far off in a Strip Club (Bayonetta especially), they actually have a great deal of strength, power and character to them. While characters like Patience Phillips (this Halle Berry atrocity) and Jailbreak just make them either look like they're whiny SJW's or absolutely ridiculous.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 even though bayonetta was designed by a woman. People forget women can get attracted to things just like the opposite sex but want to hide it out of shame until them being sjws make sure to segregate themselves to the point to say they can accept to be open to sexuality and shame others who want in like a secret club and not open to freedom of creation.
The only time so far that Tamara and Rachel officially starred in a Nostalgia Critic together. Maaaaan. And it turns out that this was Tamara's audition when it looked like Rachel was leaving even then
***** It wasn't a mysterious disappearance. The opening scene of the 2nd version is probably very accurate. The Christmas Tree's review and the original Face/Off review were filmed on the same day. December 17, 2013
if you look at wikipedia you can find out that Rachel and Tamara were actually roommates and when Rachel left Tamara filled her spot on the show,can you tell me when she made her first apperance on the show other than this review,hm,hm,hmmmmmm,
makes sense, that's why tamara's showing boobs and rachel is hiding her best assets. (not being sexist, if she had talent, acting would be her best asset, but she hasn't)
Wouldn't it be better if "Patience" was named Selena Kyle and she was hired for the job while trying to steal their money or formula for the makeup but got caught and killed by the henchmen and once she gets her Catwoman powers she wants to finish the job, but the cop boyfriend gets suspicious and Selena decides to continue to date him to divert suspicion from her, all the while growing to truly care for him but feeling she must steal the formula to protect herself and him. Sharon Stone can still be using the makeup for evil purposes, and Catwoman would still care only for the money, and Catwoman could accidentally kill the husband and must flee before the cops catch her.The Cop Boyfriend finds out and decides to let her go despite knowing she's dangerous. Selena flees to Gotham and commits her 1st crimes there and meets Batman in the ending scene. There I wrote a better movie in my reaction, it's not an Oscar winner, but by god, it's at least better than this bullshit of a film!
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation if he takes out the powers it would be great But it doesn't matter this guys comment is still better than the movie we got
Let's go on with this. Sharon Stone has been using it for a while. For so long, instead of making her sking weakened and dissolving without use it makes it malleable and with practice, the wearer can form their body into complex shapes. Catwoman vs Clayface! Because they did this in the Animated Series.
How did they turn a grounded story of an anti hero who steals for personal gain into an insulting drugged up never addressed magical anti corporate... thing?
At the most i could see her maybe smelling it and getting like a headrush, then maybe she has a friend make a lotion from it? Maybe it gives her better feline smelling abilities too lol nah, just have her awkwardly rub her face in it and act like this is a legit superhero film. Sounds about right.
Well, there were 3 good things about this movie: Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body, and Halle Berry's costume. Well, we can throw in a 4th: Halle Berry's sense of humor when she accepted her Razzie award. Otherwise, the movie was a CATaclysmic failure!
It was a different time... A dark time in comic book movies 😑 a time when we got that shitty Daredevil movie and it's horrible spin off and blade Trinity and of course spawn lol Edit: oh yeah and Ang Lee's hulk
The idea of Bruce and Selina watching the Catwoman film makes me laugh. She'd be like "Who's this bitch ripping me off? And what the hell is this? I call myself Catwoman but I don't actually act like or think I am a cat."
Oh my goodness Malcolm was absolutely hilarious as Eartha Kitt, and Tamara's response the first time he spoke made me laugh so hard. What a great team!
Fun fact: there's a picture of Cat Woman from Batman Returns in the pile of pictures Halle Berry was looking through on the floor when the old woman was explaining what she is. Guess that means this movie exists in the same universe as Batman Returns.
+Carlos Le sympathiquo Depends On What You are Searching For, Due to The Fact that Since the '90's They Are Differing so Much, That competition is Pointless.
Erh... Tiny little nitpick. Even if her skin is like marble, the fall definitely would have killed her. The skin may not have broken, but unless she was eating it her organs would definitely would have been instantly crushed by the force of the fall. Just though i would point it out.
Floymin At least she had some humility, which is more than can be said for anyone else who worked on this...train wreck. I would say "catastrophe", but that would be smarter than anything shown here.
Eh, wouldn't say I call it humility. She went up with her Academy Award to let everyone know she's a good actress. More like to not let the razzie bring her ego down and be excused from people criticising her from there on. It's easier to go with what the majority thinks while at the same time reminding everyone you have talent to protect the audience's opinion of you.
@caitlyncarvalho7637 No, she needed to work her way up to being Disney villain material. As a villain, she leaves so little impact that she's a virtual non-entity.
Mr. Critic, have you ever seen the show Teen Titans Go!? It's a spin off to the original show but it ruined so much about it, it would be awesome if you ruined it, it ruined one of my favorite childhood shows.
I actually did a review of it on my channel, if you're interested in checking it out. I gave it a thorough beat down as revenge for killing my childhood.
The thing people forget is that the movie isn't a DC movie (you can tell because, y'know, there's no DC logo at the beginning), so it's not THE Catwoman. This makes the film much more enjoyable. Still not great, but good with popcorn.
But wasn't this movie supposed to portray THE Catwoman. The whole reason this movie even existed was to create a Catwoman stand alone film due to people wanting to see more of Catwoman due to the Batman film mention in this review?
Well... I wouldn't say Porn Parody. That's giving the movie too much credit. But Patience is NOT DC's Catwoman. You can tell by the way she's called Patience.
Yeah. Originally Michelle Pfeiffer was going to return and this was originally going to be a Catwoman film set after Batman Returns showing what happened to Selina after Returns. But then it got rewritten loads of times until we ended up with this shitty film and a Catwoman who wasn't even Selina Kyle and had nothing to do with Batman.
I think on its own the Movie is good when you Ignore the real Catwoman. I really enjoy it and dont quite see the bad except that its nothing like the Batman version. I can life with that.
"The day that I died it's also the day that I truly started to live." I was given 99 days to collect the 15 heroic Eyecons, and with the help of my friends my life will truly burn bright! What do you mean "wrong show"?
No. No, no, no, no..... that season had so much potential and yet they also managed to disappoint with it on many levels. 😒 And no, that was not an Ex-Aid pun just now. 😅
I feel like such a nerd when I get the subtle jokes like Kitty Pride (for anyone not as geeky as me, Kitty Pryde is the name of Shadowcat from the X-Men)
All the male academia deserve an apology after the explantion of what Patience is by the 'professor'. They did not snob you, they have common sense!. Lady: I found it, I have the proof, Catwomen exists! They always have! Guy: Okay, look Frances, these are just pictures you used photoshop on, this needs to stop. Lady: NEVER! You don't want to see the truth, you, you man... Guy: For the love of- I have a family to support, I am done with this project!
Ghost Tactician Lots of things contain fish, so does that make it sushi? If I order sea bass in a restaurant, am I ordering sushi? No, because sushi isn't fish.
And this is what happens when you hire an unknown French director who refuses to take any inspiration from the comics. Yeah, maybe next time tell your director to read at least one comic book before he starts directing.
+Carlos Aubert reference to the above poster's comment about the movie's directors. Pitof (Catwoman), Jeanot Schwarz (Supergirl), and Sydney J. Furie (Superman IV: The Quest For Peace).
Pitof wasn't even a real director. He was a guy involved with special effects and just directed two movies and a TV movie. He is just like Mortal Kombat's director of photography who later directed Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Butterfly Effect 2 and Annabelle.
MasterCharlie104 Yeah, if you look for his filmography, he has more credit as a visual effects supervisor (his most notable work was in Asterix & Obelix Take on Caesar, Alien: Resurrection and Delicatessen) than directing.
but i believe that outfit fits her as an outfit she pick for herself she studied minds she the best person to understand how to mess with males minds considering how the joker killed that guy who was watching her she probably does it on purpose to get jokers attention
@@Reapermaskhybrid I honestly like the design of the New 52 and Rebirth suit designs a little more than the well-designed, beautifully worn Harlequin suit, but I'll more than happily take the original over the suit they used in the movie. And I'm actually ok with the suit they used!
26:42 best line in the review Why am i getting seto kaiba vivs from that line Your doing 3 beautiful women in cat suits and one man dressed up as a woman in a cat suit That's a line i never thought i say ever
They were supposed to do a big long skit while "reviewing" Face-Off, in which Tamara "replaces" Rachel, but the footage was somehow ruined. Malcolm posted all of his "Behind The Scenes" footage. ruclips.net/video/lejPief-1EA/видео.html and here is some more: ruclips.net/video/TA0LjEsYpU4/видео.html And Tamara has a video (or two) on her channel with Rachel (because they are friends). ruclips.net/video/rn0lMaJ9iOk/видео.html
Ahh, it’s always good to return to one of the 1st NC vids I ever watched all the way through and on numerous occasions. I’ve watched it so much I have the critics opening narration almost completely memorized!!!
Here’s a major thing the makers of this movie should’ve known
Catwoman is just an ordinary person who is a thief that dresses in a cat costume, not a woman who’s actually half cat
And yet is very... Acrobatic
Ben McDonald she did get powers at one point though. , or was that black cat
BLACK MOON PACK that’s black cat and her powers where based around luck like domino and wee bit of captain America powers like heightened physical abilities
And her name is Selena Kyle, not Patience whatever
the one from that weird moive had nine lifes
I think the leather suit that she used at the beginning in the first burglar scene was more attractive than the sad excuse of a costume she used for the majority of the movie.
Is that because it shows boobs that is a complete discrace Michelle phifers costume was way sexier and it didn't even show skin
+Diamond Ultra I'm so sorry I thought you were talking Abiut the other costume sorry
Yeah, for some reason, the costumes that covered her full body, looked way better than the half-naked costume
I agree. The one that was more covering actually looked way sexier.
I suppose leaving something to the imagination is more powerful than the real thing...
Just to think.......THIS was Tamara's FIRST ever appearance on a Nostalgia Critic review, and she would go on to become a regular on the show.
Well no... she became a regular starting with The Wicker Man, but yep, this was her first appearance (honestly, doesn't even seem like it, she seems so natural with Rachel and Malcolm).
So excited! What's my first job!?
*dress up in this tight black leather*
After that you get them to do anything.
I wonder how many turned down this... this... opportunity.
Whoa, that's awesome!
No offense to the other crew, but I strongly dislike the reviews where it's Doug and other people. Unless it's James Rolfe, I wish they would stick to their own videos. Solo Doug is the best
@Bubble Gum
That's just your opinion
So was Bruce Wayne a guy who worked at a cologne company with an owner that's evil then got burned in lava, followed by a bat breathing on him turning him into a batman?
Sshhhh that’s the Batman true origin story
Hmmmm
Maybe you are right,maybe...
Don’t give them any ideas!
If I hit my head with a hammer, and huff Propane fumes, then Yes!
Expect his name is not Bruce Wayne, its Bruty remember?
Fun fact: Halle Berry was there to accept her Razzie for worst actress. You can find the speech online.
Miguel Laspiur The speech is wonderful. It really inspired me so much. lol
halle berry change her ego after catwomen
Really, she knows the movie sucks. She’s even got a sense of humor about it. She’d be the first to admit it was terrible. Blame the writers, not her.
@@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 and directors, you can tell she wasn't given good direction.
Major credit to Halle for showing up and admitting it was a terrible film
Malcom sure does love his job... maybe too much...
You say it.
I swear I want them all to dance around and sing Sweet Transvestite
It takes a man to dress up as a (cat)woman and flaunt it.
I'm guessing they couldn't find a good Eartha Kitt in time...
I'm in drag baby
Actually, Halle Berry would be the first to say this movie sucks. She gladly accepted, in person, the razzie award for worst actress for her role in this movie.
At least she's a good sport about it
Well, good for her
Her Razzie acceptance was the best thing that came out of this movie
I absolutely love that she did that
You know you've screwed up a comic book movie when you can't even get the character's secret identity right
Yeah, it's like in the next spider-man reboot and call him John Johnson
Daniel A Arroyo what
My DC knowledge is somewhat limited & even I know her name is Selina Kyle!
Not even her name right. It’s Salina Kyle.
michelle jones?
I love how the "How to Train Your Catwoman" book is written by the actor who played Alfred in the first four Batman movies :)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let's just say Alfred writes Fan-Fics
You should see his other stuff! Like “the Harley and the ivy”, “brown’s the new yellow”, and my personal favorite “bats and laughs”!
Lol
@@noahblair3020 "Bats and Laughs?" I thought it was called "My Bat".
Wasn't Catwoman meant to be named "Selena Kyle" and not "Patience"?
Yes, yes she was. Btw love the profile pic.
its not the DC catwomen. there is no DC logo at the start so its not based on the comics
Very true, but the public wanted a Catwoman movie because of the Batman movies.
Thanks, but the Catwoman name convention still confuses me.
Lol thats like saying this has anything to do with the actual Catwoman..It does not.
I hate how that she had powers when the original Catwoman was just a thief who was obsessed with cats.
There's a short animated film about Catwoman. It's far more faithful to her character in the comics much more enjoyable
Isobel Duncan - Link please!
I'm Not Here "Just a theif obsessed with cats" Then why did she become THE catwoman. the woman with the abilities of a cat and one of the best DC characters ever?
ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ_ʏᴍᴢᴇʟʟ Catwoman has about as many cat related powers as Batman has bat related powers.
Insert Name here edit: yes i know i said that wrong i didnt mean literal abilities of a cat i meant it as her abilities are so catlike that its like she has cat abilities i didnt mean literal powers of a cat lol
Sharon Stone’s evil plan sounds like something a Totally Spies villain would think of.
I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was.
And would do it better too
Holy shit you're right 😭
Ha good one
Plus the fetish.
"It's a movie that empowers women!"
Yeah, by having the female lead wear something Morrigan and Bayonetta would call absolute trash and make her more aggressive by having a split personality via being revived by cats instead of showing natural character developmet that would make her become stronger overtime.
Admit it! THEY JUST DID NOT CARE!!!
Edit: For some that might not get it, my point about Bayonetta and Morrigan was even though they wear skimpy outfits, they have standards. Don't get me wrong at all, the two are absoulte bad-asses that would gladly give this movie the finger.
Exactly!
Well yeah. Which is the point Critic was making: the producers, writers, and director were so out of touch with the original source material that nothing Halle Berry could have done would have saved this shit fiesta
Man, why you gotta drag my girl Morrigan into this...?
How come when people make movies or characters that mare made to empower women, it just takes credibility away from characters that actually are empowering women in different ways? For instance: though Morrigan and Bayonetta look like they wouldn't be too far off in a Strip Club (Bayonetta especially), they actually have a great deal of strength, power and character to them. While characters like Patience Phillips (this Halle Berry atrocity) and Jailbreak just make them either look like they're whiny SJW's or absolutely ridiculous.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 even though bayonetta was designed by a woman. People forget women can get attracted to things just like the opposite sex but want to hide it out of shame until them being sjws make sure to segregate themselves to the point to say they can accept to be open to sexuality and shame others who want in like a secret club and not open to freedom of creation.
Malcom dressed as catwoman, well now I've seen it all
GostyGaming have you seen a man eat his own head
Andrew Kind lol
my favorite catwomen
@@andrewkind2820 yes
Reminds me of Dave Chappelle when he was talking about them tryna force him into a dress
The only time so far that Tamara and Rachel officially starred in a Nostalgia Critic together. Maaaaan. And it turns out that this was Tamara's audition when it looked like Rachel was leaving even then
Explosion Productions If you wanna get technical I said starred. Rachel cameoed in the GR2 review
***** It wasn't a mysterious disappearance. The opening scene of the 2nd version is probably very accurate. The Christmas Tree's review and the original Face/Off review were filmed on the same day. December 17, 2013
if you look at wikipedia you can find out that Rachel and Tamara were actually roommates and when Rachel left Tamara filled her spot on the show,can you tell me when she made her first apperance on the show other than this review,hm,hm,hmmmmmm,
So is that other lady also auditioning here?
makes sense, that's why tamara's showing boobs and rachel is hiding her best assets. (not being sexist, if she had talent, acting would be her best asset, but she hasn't)
“The Opposite of what we saw before!
The Opposite of what we saw before!
The Opposite of what we saw before!
Woo!!!!!!!!!!”
Lol
🙌🙌
YEAHHH BABYYY!!! THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
😂😂😂
Im dead 🤣🤣🤣
LOOKS LIKE THIS MOVIE WAS A...
Complete disaster.
...
What, you thought I was gonna make a cat pun? Please.
Beegl85 Thank you, sir!
(sorry in advance)
you mean a CATastrophe
Brave Potato Get out
How about Cat-astrophy?
Spencer Gilchrest
Get Out?! You mean the original 2017 horror movie that turned out to be GREAT?! Good recommendation 👍
the love interest is called tom ...
tom cat...that tells you how bad this movie is
9 lives dont seem so bad
At least it wasn't Bob
Color Lighter Or Heathcliff.
I thought his name was John Loan.
I think your stretching it
After watching that shitty movie, I now have 8 lives left.
When bruce wayne was dying in a pond a bat came and breathed in his mouth. thus concludes batman.
This comment made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
Ashlin Berman or tony stark who after a plane crash and a robot breathed on him and he became iron man
Thor after a hurricane but pikachu breathed in him and he became the god of thunder
When Bruce Banner was dying a gay steroids using muscle builder breathed in his mouth.
Torbjorn Lindholm steve rogers was embrecing communism but the ghost of george washington breathred on him and he became captain AMERICA
Malcolm as Eartha Kitt is amazing.
Wouldn't it be better if "Patience" was named Selena Kyle and she was hired for the job while trying to steal their money or formula for the makeup but got caught and killed by the henchmen and once she gets her Catwoman powers she wants to finish the job, but the cop boyfriend gets suspicious and Selena decides to continue to date him to divert suspicion from her, all the while growing to truly care for him but feeling she must steal the formula to protect herself and him. Sharon Stone can still be using the makeup for evil purposes, and Catwoman would still care only for the money, and Catwoman could accidentally kill the husband and must flee before the cops catch her.The Cop Boyfriend finds out and decides to let her go despite knowing she's dangerous.
Selena flees to Gotham and commits her 1st crimes there and meets Batman in the ending scene. There I wrote a better movie in my reaction, it's not an Oscar winner, but by god, it's at least better than this bullshit of a film!
Brandy Loutherback have a cookie, you deserve it
Brandy Loutherback still need to take out the superpowers
It's sad when even people in the comments section can write a better film than paid Hollywood writers.
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation if he takes out the powers it would be great
But it doesn't matter this guys comment is still better than the movie we got
Let's go on with this. Sharon Stone has been using it for a while. For so long, instead of making her sking weakened and dissolving without use it makes it malleable and with practice, the wearer can form their body into complex shapes. Catwoman vs Clayface! Because they did this in the Animated Series.
How did they turn a grounded story of an anti hero who steals for personal gain into an insulting drugged up never addressed magical anti corporate... thing?
Kyle Sivits Development hell is a harsh mistress. Just ask Duke Nukem.
Kyle Sivits
Hollywood thats how my friend
Male academia, that's how.
Can we all just agree that this is not canon to any Batman franchise? Seriously, her name is Patience?
I don't think it is anyway, so yes we can say that happily
No DC logo, therefore...
But this movie still made my brain hurt.
Yep. Somehow, Selina Kyle became Patience Phillips. *(WHY...?)*
Uhh... in or shot, u can see a photo of Michelle Pfiffer’s Catwoman in there, where Halle Berry says, “ So I’m not Patience anymore?”
So I dunno.
"put your kitty pride into it!"
Please tell me that was an X-Men reference!
J Lord it is a x men reference
@@jordandodson6830 YAAAAAAAY!
I'm surprised that more people didn't notice
I noticed it.
That catnip scene... What made anybody ever think to have Halle Berry rub her face in catnip was a good idea?
That was hot
@@luisrosales3430 Don’t you fucking dare
@@therealfran1149 what?😅😅
@@luisrosales3430 don’t think such things unironically
At the most i could see her maybe smelling it and getting like a headrush, then maybe she has a friend make a lotion from it?
Maybe it gives her better feline smelling abilities too lol nah, just have her awkwardly rub her face in it and act like this is a legit superhero film. Sounds about right.
Well, there were 3 good things about this movie: Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body, and Halle Berry's costume. Well, we can throw in a 4th: Halle Berry's sense of humor when she accepted her Razzie award. Otherwise, the movie was a CATaclysmic failure!
the costume was awful
Blake Manor the first one was alright
Randall The Scandall sure but that isn't the one in the posters or the climax. an all-leather jumpsuit would have been fine
She has indestructible skin. Her internal organs and bones are still normal; so her skin wasn't damaged by the fall, her insides were.
John James That still sucks, especially in terms of making an "intimidating" villain.
Maybe if she ate it
Apply that to the Wolverine lol
Also she was electrocuted indestructible skin doesn’t reduce conductivity
I appreciate that you’re trying to justify this movie, but you really shouldn’t, it doesn’t deserve your kindness
Wait, she HAD a good cat burglar costume, and chose to wear THAT instead?
More like someone from the development team chose that because it's sexy
@@DrDolan2000 is it though?
+@@thomaspanditfan2435 No. But that's what they thought because they have imbalanced taste
It was a different time... A dark time in comic book movies 😑 a time when we got that shitty Daredevil movie and it's horrible spin off and blade Trinity and of course spawn lol
Edit: oh yeah and Ang Lee's hulk
They should’ve did some telltale batman type of thing
I feel bad for Halle Berry. I really do because she is a good actress. many of her other movies weren't bad and she usually gave good performances
She still collected a big paycheck for starring in this turd, so don't weep for her too much.
I agree. Her performance in movie 47 was impeccable
dreamlandnightmare Hell, she took the Razzie she won from this movie in stride. It's bad when even the actors hated the movie they were in.
PhoenixFIrebird her best performance is swordfish because she shows her tits
She was good in this movie, I don't see what the problem is
They do know that Catwoman isn't actually part cat, right? And her name is Selena Kyle and not Patience?
Omit the “to do research” part and I think you’re even closer to the general gist of things with the brain trust behind that movie...
thesupersonicstig apparently not WB
To repeat myself... YOU WANT HER NAME ATTACHED TO THIS!?
I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know. They made a movie that was on the level of a highschool drama class improv skit.
I’d be surprised if the directors knew how to count.
Meanwhile batman tries to comprehend what he just watched
The idea of Bruce and Selina watching the Catwoman film makes me laugh. She'd be like "Who's this bitch ripping me off? And what the hell is this? I call myself Catwoman but I don't actually act like or think I am a cat."
I'd think he'd be re-thinking his marriage proposal. That's not a fanfic joke; he actually proposed to Selina, and she said "yes"
Batman: Alfred, how quickly can I buy every copy of that movie to destroy them?
You see, he is both Bruce wayne and Batman. But even Batman (Who could totally K.O. Goku in a fight.) Has no idea how to interpret this.
Oh my goodness Malcolm was absolutely hilarious as Eartha Kitt, and Tamara's response the first time he spoke made me laugh so hard. What a great team!
I guess you could say this movie was a......
CAT-TASTROPHE?
I'm sorry
Get out.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I guess you could say this movie was a....
...piece of shit
As a person who loves and I mean LOVES bad puns even I gotta say;
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Emphasis on the AS
Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moon light. Don't blame on the good times. Blame it on the 15:11
Ugh I love this song
What did she say.
@@pixelwizard9652 "Male academia," with a wry chuckle
The fall doesn't kill you, the sudden stop does.
Jonathan could also be that she fucking crashed through glass
Fun fact: there's a picture of Cat Woman from Batman Returns in the pile of pictures Halle Berry was looking through on the floor when the old woman was explaining what she is. Guess that means this movie exists in the same universe as Batman Returns.
The way the Nostalgia Critic vanishes from the Catwomen so easily and with great stealth could only mean one thing. The Nostalgia Critic is Batman!
I mean, you never see them in the same room together.
Or......🤔
he's another Cat-woman!😮
Wielding the *_BAT CREDIT CARD_*
im not gonna lie, the girls in catsuits acting like video kitties, that is kinda adorable
Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana ok no offense but that’s kinda weird
@@randallthescandall7029 thats your opinion, we all have our own
Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana though I will admit Tamara is kinda hot
@@randallthescandall7029 yup
I just here
That moment when he realized he has four beautiful woman in cat suits to be in his review is hilarious 🤣
Yes, Eartha Kitt never looked better
I think you mean 3 women and Malcolm
@@JayGamerShow rip Eartha Kitt
@@ItsThatKidGreg Also Orlando.
@@ItsThatKidGreg that's transphobic.
This movie was a complete...
CAT-ASTROPHE!!!!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...😢
*pulls out RPG* you have 5 seconds to run to the nearest nuclear shelter before I blow you to smithereens with this RPG!!! 😡😡😡
I dunno. That pun wasn't exactly PURR-fect. I'll show myself out.
Did.... did anyone on this project read the comics? Did the just not know who Catwoman is and just made a movie based on the name?
If they did, then they must've been reading the worst DC Elseworlds story ever made.
I don't see what the big problem is with her origin story in the movie, it's not like the comics were so god damn fantastic
@@leob4403 regardless of the comics,, the origin story they made for the movie is stupid, not that the rest of the story is any good.
@@ginogatash4030 It's not more stupid than other superhero movies, probably less stupid actually
@@leob4403 what's more stupid than being brought back to life with cat breath and fighting the CEO of a makeup corporation?
How can I get that "How To Train Your Catwoman" book?😂
Why would Harley want to train Catwoman?
LuriTV lesbian scenes are best scenes
Geek Kid I NEED ONE FOR MANY REASONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's a marvel"
...actually it's a DC
+Carlos Le sympathiquo nope
+Carlos Le sympathiquo Depends On What You are Searching For, Due to The Fact that Since the '90's They Are Differing so Much, That competition is Pointless.
actually its a horrible way of using a super pop celebrity
Alex Heap this movie is even lower than Batman and Robin
Well played, Mr. Heap. Well played.
Just imagine how little she'd be wearing if they were pushing for an R.
Now I want to see what an R-rated Catwoman movie with Halle Berry would look like.
Leather bikini. Oh God, please YEESSS!!!
Probably a bikini
They were very close.
Now THAT would be a real Catwoman film!
I think Malcolm Catwoman was the hottest of the bunch...
linnes16 He definity was awesome in this role
I think he might be a woman in side
Super Spike Well he's definitely a furry
I'd say Tamara, but this comment was hilarious, so I liked it anyway.
Alexa Ray there is nothing wrong with that
Erh... Tiny little nitpick. Even if her skin is like marble, the fall definitely would have killed her. The skin may not have broken, but unless she was eating it her organs would definitely would have been instantly crushed by the force of the fall. Just though i would point it out.
@@thebystander1636 dont needlessly be such a fucking dick when trying to make a point
@@thebystander1636 Yeah be nice. It's not his fault the movie was complete garbage, followed no logic, and made no goddang sense!
Makeup can be rubbed off. Especially from punches. She said the makeup was indestructable or whatever, not that it was glued to her face.
Halle Berry made a personal appearance at the Razzies to apologize for the movie, so the ending of this review is inaccurate.
Floymin At least she had some humility, which is more than can be said for anyone else who worked on this...train wreck.
I would say "catastrophe", but that would be smarter than anything shown here.
She had both humility and a damn good sense of humor about it. That woman knows how to take a failure, and I honestly got to give props for this.
Eh, wouldn't say I call it humility. She went up with her Academy Award to let everyone know she's a good actress. More like to not let the razzie bring her ego down and be excused from people criticising her from there on. It's easier to go with what the majority thinks while at the same time reminding everyone you have talent to protect the audience's opinion of you.
@@Reapermaskhybrid For fuck sake, everybody in this comments section are making that catastrophe joke, how can you not see this
Catwoman should have won a special Razzie for worst editing: by god, that was really awful!
Why does Malcom do a perfect Ertha Kitt
Zephyr Nova the breasts. And the sass
Or Maybe He's A Fan"
...cuz he's black? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
27:57 "It's a marvel!"
No, it's a DC.
DC Comics *DING
You know he means marvel as in "It's a marvel how bad this movie is"
David Kakareko the joke
David Kakareko The joke
Your head
Sure is just as shitty as a marvel movie
I don't blame Halle Berry at all. NO ONE could make that story, and those lines, work.
They could have cast Julie Andrews in the role and she wouldn't have made that "White Russian" joke work.
@caitlyncarvalho7637 No, she needed to work her way up to being Disney villain material. As a villain, she leaves so little impact that she's a virtual non-entity.
@caitlyncarvalho7637 Doesn't make her any less of a lousy villain.
The introduction of Tamara. Feels just like yesterday.
"See if you can follow this explanation without cracking s smile"
I already did before you even said "see," see?
The Shinsh Hehe..."crack"
The Shinsh same
The Shinsh I didn’t smile once. The explanation is so stupid my mind refuses to find the ironic humor in it
Huh. In some shots, Malcolm really does look like a woman.
Joseph Simpson OMFG he does😂
Joseph Simpson he surprisingly does
Joseph Simpson
I didn’t realize it was Malcolm until like halfway through.
he is also a sexy woman... wich is kind of weird
Wow your right
Sounds like this movie was a set up for her to fail tbh. They didn’t even get her name right
@שחר א. *She just shown everyone that she's NOT a lead actress. She does alot better as a supporting. All her movies as lead flop hard.*
She does very well as a supporting
She was underwhelming as Storm too
When even Malcom in drag is a better potrayel of Catwoman than a performance that even Halle Berry despises.
Malcom's Eartha Kitt impression is spot on XD
Please everyone! Let us stop this fighting about feminism, pay gap etc. And unite behind Tamara's hotness.
You mean Rachel, right? Just kidding, I like both. But I will admit I had a crush on Rachel when NC brought the show back
*Rachel´s hotness.
*Rachel
*Malcolm
No, fuck you. People need to educate themselves and realize the wage gap is a myth.
The visual effects actually look pretty good..........for a PS3 game, not a goddamn movie!
charronfilms *PS2
charronfilms PS1*
charronfilms atari 2600
charronfilms cave pictures
weird images in your shit
The movie turns 15 today
Still bad
I’m happy Dark Knight Rises made it more serious and believable
I love how Jim just stands up without giving a shit lmfao
It was his lunch break so it makes sense
Well, they had as much knowledge about tying knots as E.L. James (NC Reference)
Leo Mustafa yea Jim’s the best.
Mr. Critic, have you ever seen the show Teen Titans Go!? It's a spin off to the original show but it ruined so much about it, it would be awesome if you ruined it, it ruined one of my favorite childhood shows.
I actually did a review of it on my channel, if you're interested in checking it out. I gave it a thorough beat down as revenge for killing my childhood.
Lol okay that was an exaggeration. But I think we can all agree Teen Titans Go! is still a pretty terrible show.
Let me sum the series up. *ahem* Bad jokes, fart joke, annoying sounds, being a complete jackass and learning nothing at the end of every episode.
Nice one. :)
Jordan Pritchard
I didn't get that joke.
Shouldn't the Michelle Pheiffer be wearing a mask and fake claws? it was so iconic.
Here's a fun drinking game:
Every time there's a cat pun, or someone says "cat", you take a shot to drown your sorrows.
I'm not that eager to die even this year.
The thing people forget is that the movie isn't a DC movie (you can tell because, y'know, there's no DC logo at the beginning), so it's not THE Catwoman. This makes the film much more enjoyable. Still not great, but good with popcorn.
But wasn't this movie supposed to portray THE Catwoman. The whole reason this movie even existed was to create a Catwoman stand alone film due to people wanting to see more of Catwoman due to the Batman film mention in this review?
Selena Kyle is Catwoman. Patience is a porn parody without the nudity and sex.
Well... I wouldn't say Porn Parody. That's giving the movie too much credit. But Patience is NOT DC's Catwoman. You can tell by the way she's called Patience.
Yeah. Originally Michelle Pfeiffer was going to return and this was originally going to be a Catwoman film set after Batman Returns showing what happened to Selina after Returns. But then it got rewritten loads of times until we ended up with this shitty film and a Catwoman who wasn't even Selina Kyle and had nothing to do with Batman.
I think on its own the Movie is good when you Ignore the real Catwoman. I really enjoy it and dont quite see the bad except that its nothing like the Batman version. I can life with that.
I watched this with my cat Kira and when i showed her the screen she stopped purring, got up, and walked away.
I do not fucking blame her
LocalFPETrash so even your cat hates a movie about a person that is called cat women
Karl Kelley yup
Is that a JoJo reference
Sorry
But is it
Khairul Anwar ...
Killer queen already touched that show more buttom!
Did she walk near a pond and breathe in some dead woman’s mouth?
I didn't think Malcolm could have a sexier and awkward...er role.
"The day that I died it's also the day that I truly started to live."
I was given 99 days to collect the 15 heroic Eyecons, and with the help of my friends my life will truly burn bright!
What do you mean "wrong show"?
No. No, no, no, no..... that season had so much potential and yet they also managed to disappoint with it on many levels. 😒 And no, that was not an Ex-Aid pun just now. 😅
This is an odd place for a kamen rider comment
K I'mma be honest, Tamara looks hot in that makeshift cat women outfit xD.
Zash Husky Meh. Lipstick freaks me out.
Zash Husky she could still lose some weight..
Skip To My Lou shit looks thinner here but I still like her big
Imma be honest, they ALL look hot. Malcolm looks pretty damn good too
Zash Husky *_This is called FAN SERVICE_*
I feel like such a nerd when I get the subtle jokes like Kitty Pride (for anyone not as geeky as me, Kitty Pryde is the name of Shadowcat from the X-Men)
CRAHBS nearly killed me. Really clever.
i completely lost it at the 'catwomen can never resist a romantic dance sequence' part.
Also: Damn Tamara looks so absolutely gorgeous...
Insert Cat-Related Pun Here. ;)
+Kimani Wilson-Hunte That was a Purrfect Comment
+Conner Woodruff I'm PAWsitive
+Kimani Wilson-Hunte Looks like fur's about to fly here, better leave before you get a hairball...I'll stop right meow.
Stop it MEOW
+Kimani Wilson-Hunte This is CATastrophic!
Malcom as Eartha Kit is so damn good. 😂😂😂
He was a better catwoman than Halle Berry
Now let's see if he can pull off Yzma lol
“HEY!!! You seem very.... two person ish” 😂
All the male academia deserve an apology after the explantion of what Patience is by the 'professor'. They did not snob you, they have common sense!.
Lady: I found it, I have the proof, Catwomen exists! They always have!
Guy: Okay, look Frances, these are just pictures you used photoshop on, this needs to stop.
Lady: NEVER! You don't want to see the truth, you, you man...
Guy: For the love of- I have a family to support, I am done with this project!
Okay, cats are super flexible and squeeze through things, but the breath didn't exactly change her bones to be cat like
"Eats sushi like a cat"
Why would a cat be interested in rice?
because everyone loves sushi
+i like sunflower seeds I don't. in fact I hate it
+the destructive peanut :(
Sushi contains fish
Ghost Tactician Lots of things contain fish, so does that make it sushi? If I order sea bass in a restaurant, am I ordering sushi?
No, because sushi isn't fish.
I love how the counselor just goes about his day lol! XD
This is by far the best nostalgia critic video ever
"Boobage" is now a word I will use for life.
And this is what happens when you hire an unknown French director who refuses to take any inspiration from the comics. Yeah, maybe next time tell your director to read at least one comic book before he starts directing.
+Carlos Aubert I'm looking at you Pitof, Jeanot Schwarz, and Sidney J. Furie >:-(
+Carlos Aubert reference to the above poster's comment about the movie's directors. Pitof (Catwoman), Jeanot Schwarz (Supergirl), and Sydney J. Furie (Superman IV: The Quest For Peace).
Pitof wasn't even a real director. He was a guy involved with special effects and just directed two movies and a TV movie. He is just like Mortal Kombat's director of photography who later directed Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Butterfly Effect 2 and Annabelle.
***** Seriously?! Jesus no wonder it sucked if they didn't even have an actual director.
MasterCharlie104 Yeah, if you look for his filmography, he has more credit as a visual effects supervisor (his most notable work was in Asterix & Obelix Take on Caesar, Alien: Resurrection and Delicatessen) than directing.
Man this movie is beyond cringeworthy
In thought was entertaining, definitely unfairly trashed
And I thought the worst movie she was in was "Viva rock Vegas"
This movie is a guilty pleasure for me. But I'm also low-key in love with Halle Berry. She is much better suited for Storm in X-Men
3:16 And that's how I felt when I first saw the new and "approved" Harley Quinn outfit.
Michelle Warns What was so wrong with the original jester like suit, huh? It made her more than a dime a dozen nutcase, man.
but i believe that outfit fits her as an outfit she pick for herself she studied minds she the best person to understand how to mess with males minds considering how the joker killed that guy who was watching her she probably does it on purpose to get jokers attention
@@Reapermaskhybrid I honestly like the design of the New 52 and Rebirth suit designs a little more than the well-designed, beautifully worn Harlequin suit, but I'll more than happily take the original over the suit they used in the movie. And I'm actually ok with the suit they used!
@@b3rz3rk3r9 To each their own, mi amigo.
@@Reapermaskhybrid True, true.
Tamara looks so hot here.
Uhhhh
I know right and it's her first appearance
Ditto
I was thinking the same thing
26:42 best line in the review
Why am i getting seto kaiba vivs from that line
Your doing 3 beautiful women in cat suits and one man dressed up as a woman in a cat suit
That's a line i never thought i say ever
Screw the Rules I Have Money!
When she said “male academia” i literally got that same exact face you got 😂😂😂
9:28 I think the critic predicted Moana!
You're so right! Hahahahahaha 😂
You owe me ten dollars.
Me too
Me as well
me thrice- I mean three
Lol me too.
"Bet YOURSELF ten dollars"
I don't think he owes you anything lol
Its so weird to see rachel and tamara in a video together, I've never seen them in a video together haha
They were supposed to do a big long skit while "reviewing" Face-Off, in which Tamara "replaces" Rachel, but the footage was somehow ruined. Malcolm posted all of his "Behind The Scenes" footage.
ruclips.net/video/lejPief-1EA/видео.html
and here is some more:
ruclips.net/video/TA0LjEsYpU4/видео.html
And Tamara has a video (or two) on her channel with Rachel (because they are friends).
ruclips.net/video/rn0lMaJ9iOk/видео.html
Characters have actually used pointy-heeled shoes to kill people in movies, so I loved that part of this video.
Stilletos ain't called that for no reason hehe
this film ....
hurts
No
Shit
Is it really that bad
@@isamekailmahmud9302 no, I thought it was pretty good, for being a superhero movie
I may be in love with Tamara
Vin Grier this is such a normal common run of the mill comment
Vin Grier same here
Me 2
Her CA debut. She was only 24 at the time.
I wonder how long it will take channel awesome to rerelease all of the nostalgia critic episodes
Year or 2
+draco pug [Spongebob French Narrator voice] 2,000 years later.
And that's only if the videos don't fall victim to Copyright Bots.
They already reuploaded quite a few. Id say definitley over 2/3 of the videos
75 years.
Honestly, there should be a DVD collection of all the old reviews.
LOL "when it has nothing to cut to, it will literally cut to itself."
The railing is my desk, no promotion in 10 years, never actually got paid...
Harrison William Thorburn you probably lost them in your drawer in your desk
cat nip is cat weed
assassingamesXD 96 you're 100% 💯 right on that statement.
No it’s just like sugar is to 4 year-olds
Ya
More like cat cocaine.
dreamlandnightmare or Cat Crack. They roll it and smoke it when they stop chasing mice.
22:27 Kitty pride? 🤔is that an X-Man reference?
Yes. Critic is an X-Men fan, so that makes sense. Also as a Kitty Pryde fanboy that joke was funny
Ahh, it’s always good to return to one of the 1st NC vids I ever watched all the way through and on numerous occasions. I’ve watched it so much I have the critics opening narration almost completely memorized!!!
I back too watch these funny critic videos. It's nice