Foodfight! - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @cosmicnautilus1345
    @cosmicnautilus1345 5 лет назад +5523

    Food Fight: Featuring Mr. Clean. Because we all remember how delicious his products were.

    • @HarmonyHope7534
      @HarmonyHope7534 5 лет назад +332

      That would explain this monstrosity.

    • @meap6474
      @meap6474 5 лет назад +381

      I would gladly consume every ounce of Mr. Clean Bleach before watching this movie again

    • @thegamingdoggo9519
      @thegamingdoggo9519 5 лет назад +193

      I mean Mr clean is a snack

    • @gabejones9761
      @gabejones9761 5 лет назад +136

      If you watch this movie, then you’d need mr clean to help forget

    • @mhggggg
      @mhggggg 5 лет назад +93

      Well, that's the preferred snack to watch this movie with

  • @finngeometry7570
    @finngeometry7570 3 года назад +1400

    If you’re wondering, the reason the movie looks THIS BAD is because the real assets were stolen. What was put to screen is just the “animatics.” Those are essentially lower quality “test” versions, they help visualise what the scene will look like when the final animation is finished. It’s standard industry practice. Once the thievery took place, instead of spending way more money to reanimate the entire thing, they just decided to release it with the animatics.
    Early trailers are available on RUclips, you can see the animation looks miles better.

    • @finngeometry7570
      @finngeometry7570 3 года назад +77

      @Thủy Ly Nguyễn Điền yeah no I was just talking about the visuals, literally everything else is a complete and utter mess.

    • @wistful3631
      @wistful3631 2 года назад +67

      Yeah the movie probably wouldn’t have been seen as one of the worst if the animation was kept as the original. It still wouldn’t have been that good but it would’ve been a step up.

    • @Shalayah2010
      @Shalayah2010 2 года назад +19

      i just watched the trailer (i think) and the animation looks just as bad

    • @wistful3631
      @wistful3631 2 года назад +25

      @@Shalayah2010 I don’t think it’s horrible. Definitely not as good as anything Pixar has made but decent enough.

    • @WritingFighter
      @WritingFighter 2 года назад +23

      Assuming that's true, it does not excuse them pushing to release the film and not using, I don't know, some semblance of insurance on the production.

  • @AnAnomalySpeaks
    @AnAnomalySpeaks 8 лет назад +3845

    This movie was probably what poor McGucket saw on the other side of the portal.

  • @Thedarksenshi
    @Thedarksenshi Год назад +241

    That wasn't Tim Curry, that was actually Jeff Benett, the voice of Johnny Bravo. That man can do some top notch impressions!

    • @Furrball2023
      @Furrball2023 8 месяцев назад +25

      Jeff Benett didn't just do Johnny Bravo. He also voices Dexter's Dad from "Dexter's Laboratory," and the Man With The Yellow Hat from "Curious George" (The show, not the movie. Although he DID voice him in the sequels). With that said, WHAT!?! WHY!?! HOW!?!

    • @Nick-ty9us
      @Nick-ty9us 5 месяцев назад +7

      Why would do this he better than that

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Nick-ty9usA job is a job

    • @doctorspindash2.086
      @doctorspindash2.086 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Nick-ty9usWell, at least we can say that Tim Curry didn't soil is career bike touching this movie

  • @nightblade3709
    @nightblade3709 5 лет назад +571

    Rumors say that the Nazi's never opened the real Arc of the Covenant in Indiana Jones. Rather, they unknowingly opened Pandora's Box and got a glimpse of this film trying to escape.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +7

      Don't worry, Pit will take her down.

    • @Allsparkwarrior47
      @Allsparkwarrior47 4 года назад +5

      Corvus I’m gonna help Pit he’s gonna need it.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 года назад +4

      @@Allsparkwarrior47 Now that you mention it... (equips Ultima Weapon and mega evolves) Count me in.

    • @Allsparkwarrior47
      @Allsparkwarrior47 4 года назад +1

      Corvus let’s hope this monstrosity never scars anyone ever again.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 года назад +3

      @@Allsparkwarrior47 Hear. (gives a few hi-potions) you'll probably need these.

  • @neilyoungboy
    @neilyoungboy 8 лет назад +4595

    The following animated films had a lower budget than food fight:
    Snow White: 1.4 Million
    Pinocchio: 2.2 Million
    Fantasia: 2.28 Million
    Bambi: $858,000
    Peter Pan and the Jungle Book: 4 Million
    The Secret of Nihm: 7 Million
    An American: Tail: 9 Million
    The Land Before Time: 12.5 Million
    The Little Mermaid: 40 Million
    Beauty and the Beast: 25 Million
    Aladdin: 28 Million
    The Lion King: 45 Million
    Toy Story: 30 Million
    Chicken Run: 45 Million
    Shrek: 60 Million
    Wallace and Gromit: 30 Million
    Inflation check, for those made before our time.
    Snow White: $22092329.94(22 Million)
    Pinocchio: $35536026.87 (35 Million)
    Fantasia: $36828246.03 (37 Million)
    Bambi: $11812129.36 (12 Million)
    Peter Pan: $33692036.57 (34 Million)
    Jungle Book: $27133339.82 (27 Million)
    Nihm: $17409502.01
    American Tail: $18548481.28
    Land Before Time: $2484269.54

    • @untiedshoes90
      @untiedshoes90 8 лет назад +137

      +Kevin Murphy However, are those adjusted for inflation?

    • @Arceleus
      @Arceleus 8 лет назад +73

      +Kevin Murphy Adjust for inflation.

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 8 лет назад +135

      +Kevin Murphy - Like the others said, you must adjust for inflation. Snow White was made nearly 80 years ago. A dollar back then could buy a full meal at a cheap restaurant and still have enough left over for a newspaper.

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 8 лет назад +76

      El Mariachi.
      1992.
      Made 2 million dollars and got critical acclaim on a $7,000 budget, which is still $12,006 in today's money.

    • @TylerTubeStudios
      @TylerTubeStudios 8 лет назад +39

      Yellow Submarine (Adjusted for inflation up to 2016): $1,744,284.66

  • @prokeikas7284
    @prokeikas7284 5 лет назад +4374

    They actually used 50$ to make the movie. The rest was spent on cocaine.

    • @admiralyawn3106
      @admiralyawn3106 5 лет назад +351

      They had to keep Charlie Sheen there for that decade somehow

    • @prokeikas7284
      @prokeikas7284 5 лет назад +46

      @@admiralyawn3106 yes.

    • @brickstudio8790
      @brickstudio8790 5 лет назад +61

      And The Product Placement were 2.00$

    • @TheCoCAmbassador
      @TheCoCAmbassador 5 лет назад +80

      That is 49.99 dollars too much

    • @idk_whatimdoing_1384
      @idk_whatimdoing_1384 5 лет назад +67

      That, and a few hundred premium accounts on pornhub to steal animations from

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 3 года назад +103

    25:19: The fuck? Did the guy behind the motion capture have sudden muscle spasms during production or something?

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 2 года назад +32

      "Perhaps if I do more ballerina twirls the answer will become clear"

  • @hahahano8918
    @hahahano8918 6 лет назад +346

    The US Government is currently considering Food Fight as a form of psychological interrogation to be used on enemy spies. Testing is still underway, but early results have been promising.

    • @eldridgecharles1313
      @eldridgecharles1313 6 лет назад +21

      Even Satan has banned such forms of torture in hell!

    • @matthewmoran5297
      @matthewmoran5297 6 лет назад +7

      +Pixels Abridged
      They've been using the wrong film. "Son of the Mask" is even more psychological than "Foodfight!". 8C
      Also, in a way, "Foodfight!" is more watchable than "Son of the Mask"......To me, at least.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 6 лет назад +8

      Pixels Abridged I heard the poor saps they’ve been experimenting this on can’t stop uttering food one-liners

    • @donnadotson2591
      @donnadotson2591 6 лет назад +5

      The test was successful.

    • @probotpixelz7278
      @probotpixelz7278 6 лет назад +5

      I bet this scene can make enemy spies talk 17:01

  • @thepurpleeyedraccoon4749
    @thepurpleeyedraccoon4749 5 лет назад +359

    For the record, food fight had 10 years and 65 million dollars to work on
    To compare the first Toy Story had 4 years and 30 million to work on
    And Toy Story came out on a time where technology was worse
    That’s right
    Toy story had less time, money, and technology
    And yet it’s animation stands up great today
    While this movie looks worse than early CGI

    • @kadi00z32
      @kadi00z32 4 года назад +15

      HAH FOODFIGHT JUST GOT 10 FUCKING TIMES WORSE WITH THIS CONTEXT!

    • @Harry-ur6lg
      @Harry-ur6lg 4 года назад +6

      Actually, all of the footage was stolen, and they had to remake it on a smaller budget, so it’s justified.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 года назад +3

      This movie had a ten year production and this is what we got

    • @ljpwr3368
      @ljpwr3368 4 года назад +2

      Most of that money probably went to Charlie sheen

    • @ericbright1742
      @ericbright1742 4 года назад +4

      REBOOT looks better than this movie.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 6 лет назад +380

    "If I had a raisin for every time I heard that:... I'd be dead, because I am a dog."

  • @ohm_sweet_ohm
    @ohm_sweet_ohm 3 года назад +249

    From what I found on the LostMediaWiki, a lot of the brand icons that were poorly represented in the film were originally going to be part of the movie, but were scrapped during production. In fact, 20 different food icons were removed from the film. My guess is that the brands looked at the mess that was being made and pulled out, ensuring that the animators would have to do redo even more sequences. Obviously, this would have caused a lot of upset and is probably what led the animators to make the knock-off versions of the icons so repulsive.

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC Год назад +30

      Based on interviews I've seen, the animators had basically given up long before it was ever even 'complete'. Kasanoff apparently just kept changing up what he wanted for animation style forcing the animators to scrap everything they had worked on and start over several times.

  • @samueljones3550
    @samueljones3550 4 года назад +2367

    Foodfights animation looks like what you would see in a bowling alley

    • @burnerheinz
      @burnerheinz 3 года назад +246

      Hell that's an insult to all bowling alleys

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 3 года назад +145

      Even a bowling alley has better animation then that

    • @streetman23
      @streetman23 3 года назад +47

      I mean have you seen Moonbeams City, those bowling animations are high art

    • @zackhornsby8584
      @zackhornsby8584 3 года назад +48

      Well that's just rude
      To the bowling alley

    • @YumeDream39
      @YumeDream39 3 года назад +29

      Bowling alley animations are a masterpiece compared to this movie!

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 4 года назад +396

    all of the arm movement in the movies:
    ⬅️↙️↩️🔂⬆️↖️⤴️🔄⬇️↕️⤵️🔃🔽↗️↔️🔀➡️↘️↪️🔁◀️🔼🔽

    • @اسمالمستخدم-ز2ف
      @اسمالمستخدم-ز2ف 3 года назад +11

      And eays go like 😶

    • @TheGoowolf
      @TheGoowolf 3 года назад +6

      I have a feeling a cheat was activated

    • @tonythehappynerd7241
      @tonythehappynerd7241 3 года назад +2

      General Kenobi!

    • @joelbond7440
      @joelbond7440 3 года назад +2

      👆👆👇👇👈👉👈👉 B A START.

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI 3 года назад +1

      @@tonythehappynerd7241
      General Groovis: You are a bold one.
      Obi-Want to have happy: Wait no I’m not, I have hair, and a beard.
      Grievous Groovis: Wait no I’m being literal, I was saying you have the guts to jump in while there’s like hundreds of armed Droids in the area and your in the middle of them.
      Obi-Want to have happy: Wait but what does guts have to do with this?
      Grievous Groovis:………same thing as being bold, it’s not literal.
      Obi-Want to have happy: Wait but bold and guts aren’t the same thing.
      Obi-Want to have happy: Guts are intestents (misspelling) and bold is were a men is hairless.
      Grievous Groovis:…….oh my god, you don’t even know when to be literal and not to be literal?
      Obi-Want to have happy: Funny thing is, I was playing with you.
      Grievous Groovis:………………..shoot him down…………………
      Edit: Not sorry

  • @nikistorey9972
    @nikistorey9972 4 года назад +1936

    Nobody:
    People’s arms in this movie: ↗️⤴️⬅️↪️↩️🔄↖️⬆️↘️

    • @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339
      @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339 4 года назад +54

      Hey reminds me of
      ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ B A START

    • @taytenlorn7971
      @taytenlorn7971 4 года назад +16

      No it’s more like putting bleach in my eyes. It would be more enjoyable

    • @Alphablue-tp4xc
      @Alphablue-tp4xc 4 года назад +16

      They took notes from Sonic 06. Literally the hand movement's are similar if not the same compared to Sonic 06.

    • @ajdiggydamn6496
      @ajdiggydamn6496 4 года назад +7

      ⬆️↖️↙️↘️⬅️⬇️⤵️🔃🔄🔁↪️↘️➡️⬅️⬆️⬆️↙️⬇️

    • @catherinepablo3631
      @catherinepablo3631 4 года назад +3

      Food fight is the best I bet your opinion

  • @elpabloescobar8278
    @elpabloescobar8278 Год назад +85

    I can forgive you for giving taco bell it's breakfast menu but getting rid of cartoon network shows that can't be forgiven

    • @ScarletSp1der783
      @ScarletSp1der783 Год назад +3

      Or cancelling Firefly.

    • @Furrball2023
      @Furrball2023 8 месяцев назад +4

      What Cartoon Network shows did he cancel? Did he cancel Dexter's Laboratory? Ed, Edd n Eddy? The Powerpuff Girls? Courage The Cowardly Dog? Or did he cancel ALL OF THE ABOVE!?!

  • @PormithipicusProductions
    @PormithipicusProductions 4 года назад +850

    The guy that stole the footage bought us 10 years they were a true savior, but they could not stop the inevitable horrors to come

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 3 года назад +104

      If you've seen the trailer, the movie looked SO MUCH BETTER, whoever stole this film just made things worse.

    • @theyakkomanguy7522
      @theyakkomanguy7522 3 года назад +45

      The strange thing is that no one knows who stole the footage because no suspect has been named publicly and not even a hint on who the culprit could've been.

    • @Thats20percentcooler
      @Thats20percentcooler 3 года назад +41

      I feel like the film would’ve been decent if the footage was never stolen. The animation was actually okay and the characters had more emotion than just waving their hands and making weird body motions

    • @elijahyes3110
      @elijahyes3110 3 года назад +30

      @@Thats20percentcooler Well the writing would not change so it would still be one of the worst animated movies

    • @akatoshslayer7599
      @akatoshslayer7599 3 года назад +28

      @@elijahyes3110 The original cut of Food Fight would have been an unmemorable cash grab that might have rendered studios too scared to make brand tie in movies. Them stealing the footage might have made the Lego movie possible as Food Fight would have released earlier. This might have prevented The Lego Movie from going into production as it was already in development before Food Fight was released. The nature of the movie industry views everything as a trend instead of individual movies making this a disturbing possibility.

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 5 лет назад +808

    Anybody else love it when Critic loses it?

  • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
    @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 7 лет назад +551

    TO BE FAIR, ..... Charlie Sheen just delivered the line awkwardly. It would be fat cat-burgler. The rat is fat and steals cats..... or he steals fat cats....... I'm actually not sure. Never mind. That's the writer's fault.

    • @dogbiscuit631
      @dogbiscuit631 7 лет назад +31

      He's a fat, cat-burglar

    • @jeepowner2858
      @jeepowner2858 7 лет назад +8

      Asdf Asdf then why isn't he called fat rat burglar

    • @dogbiscuit631
      @dogbiscuit631 7 лет назад +14

      Chance Mckenzie it's supposed to be fat, cat burglar

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 7 лет назад +18

      I think it's either supposed to be ironic or associate with the fact he's stealing kittens.

    • @likeabadgirlshouldx4928
      @likeabadgirlshouldx4928 7 лет назад +4

      Asdf Asdf probably was a cat in the stolen copy and it was too much effort to ask Sheen to do it again.

  • @huntermooney143
    @huntermooney143 Месяц назад +10

    There's a fan made documentary about Foodfight and it was revealed that the story about the movie being stolen and the animators having to start over was complete BS. It was actually a lie the director made up so he can have an excuse to the investors for why the movie was taking too long.

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 7 лет назад +514

    How Sausage Party was conceived:
    Seth Rogan: *takes a hit from a huge blunt while watching food fight* ...I could do that.

    • @jacketry833
      @jacketry833 7 лет назад +51

      "And... and have a 12-year-old write the script."

    • @MrTartancam
      @MrTartancam 7 лет назад +12

      I'm still baffled by the fact the film did well in the box office. The film is so bad.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 7 лет назад +20

      I can porn the heck out of it while bluntly mocking religion and all the hipsters will love it for being soooooo progressive and brave!

    • @gigaronin2680
      @gigaronin2680 7 лет назад +7

      Alondro77 Thank God I'm not the only one.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 7 лет назад +3

      You learn to recognize the trend after a while (about 5 minutes) because they're all.... identical alien plant clones! :O WE HAVE TO STOP THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

  • @Youn-G84
    @Youn-G84 Год назад +69

    If there was ever a chance of there ever being a Sam and Max animated movie ever made....well.......THIS movie killed it.

  • @lukaslukas8083
    @lukaslukas8083 4 года назад +526

    “Enough about me let’s kill you.” Am I the only one who finds that line really fun

    • @goldenrose4384
      @goldenrose4384 4 года назад +42

      Yes. Nothing in this movie comes close to getting a chuckle.

    • @ElHarmonyV
      @ElHarmonyV 4 года назад +52

      It was better when Cooler said it.

    • @shadowldrago
      @shadowldrago 4 года назад +22

      @@ElHarmonyV I dunno if better but, certainly cooler.

    • @Matthias-of-Redwall
      @Matthias-of-Redwall 4 года назад +31

      It's the only good line in the movie

    • @long_dennis
      @long_dennis 4 года назад +15

      Best 2 seconds in this entire movie

  • @ShadowSonic2
    @ShadowSonic2 7 лет назад +371

    I think the reason the budget was high and the animation so crappy was because someone stole the original version and they didn't have time to properly redo it all. Most of the money went into the original version.

    • @joelofjudah9144
      @joelofjudah9144 7 лет назад +44

      ShadowSonic2 the director also sucked

    • @tsum7138
      @tsum7138 7 лет назад +2

      it didn't really suck they had to remake it that's why it's bad

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 7 лет назад +52

      ShadowSonic2 That was just an excuse to cover where the money went and the garbage movie.

    • @MewMira
      @MewMira 7 лет назад +17

      Some of the old scenes were used in a trailer. The animation was better there, but still crappy.

    • @NATE-op9tq
      @NATE-op9tq 7 лет назад +9

      It was also made with motion capture technology that wasn't perfected yet. That and the cast.

  • @MPHJackson7
    @MPHJackson7 7 лет назад +265

    19:06
    Me: is this supposed to parody Casablanca?
    19:25
    Me: oh no they did a parody of Casablanca.

    • @SkalgarXLR
      @SkalgarXLR 6 лет назад +5

      MPHJackson7 Actually they're shamelessly ripping it off. I'm surprised Warner Bros. didn't sue the makers of this movie.

  • @introvertedwifi3963
    @introvertedwifi3963 5 лет назад +402

    When you're 60 do a nostalgia critic on nostalgia critic

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +15

      Wonder how that would work.

    • @peelslowly28
      @peelslowly28 5 лет назад +10

      Now that you mention it, will anyone still be doing this until they're 60? I know 60 year old youtubers exist but will they stay around that long?

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +3

      @@peelslowly28 Am I the only one who's curious as to how that would work? 🤔

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 лет назад +3

      @@Corvus__ He already did one, he did an episode on The Show Must Go On.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад

      @@Ze_eT Send me a link?

  • @Allsparkwarrior47
    @Allsparkwarrior47 4 года назад +453

    This movie is so bad that even The Joker will be scared of this.

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 года назад +5

      The only good think about the emoji movie is the animation

    • @kingofgalaxy9061
      @kingofgalaxy9061 4 года назад +2

      Hugh Salin even pennywise

    • @appendixlessloser4806
      @appendixlessloser4806 4 года назад +1

      Joker probably funded this atrocity

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 года назад +2

      Appendixless Loser I don’t Joker would want to fund this piece of shit

    • @cringeman9019
      @cringeman9019 4 года назад +2

      But would he be more scared of that than the irs

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +399

    I Really Hope This Movie Isn’t The Reason Why Charlie Sheen Was on Drew Carey’s Improv-a-Ganza With Wayne Brady

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 года назад +6

      Is that a title? Because the capitalization of every first letter makes it look that way.

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 3 года назад +7

      *Kid Icarus Uprising Attack on the Bomb Depot OST plays*
      “I’m on drugs, It’s called Charlie Sheen.”

    • @cjhs2006
      @cjhs2006 3 года назад

      @@yellobanana6456 Fuck Off,I Don’t Type Like This on Purpose,Douchebag,I’m Only Human With a Freak Flag That I Proudly Let Fly

    • @adachiplsrailme
      @adachiplsrailme 3 года назад +2

      @@cjhs2006 what

    • @nobloodforfoil
      @nobloodforfoil 3 года назад +2

      @@cjhs2006 ..why IS the first letter on each word capitilized then?? ..not beefin, just curious.. :)

  • @AndresGodoyMagaldi
    @AndresGodoyMagaldi Год назад +87

    Okay,but Doug Walker's mental breakdown is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen. I actually dropped a tear.

    • @juancl7658
      @juancl7658 Месяц назад +1

      It stuck to my head since the video was new. Everytime I think of a really bad movie, I think of that scene

    • @allister-malister9179
      @allister-malister9179 Месяц назад +1

      It reminds me of selina’s freak out in batman returns.

  • @thegreyjedi2372
    @thegreyjedi2372 3 года назад +660

    For anyone who’s unaware, the opening sequence is a direct reference to Batman Returns, specifically the scene Selina goes back home after death.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 2 года назад +33

      It's such a spot-on recreation of the scene, I love it XD

    • @batmanclips213
      @batmanclips213 2 года назад +18

      i know is a good opening

    • @WEYYYY874
      @WEYYYY874 Год назад +7

      I literally watched Batman Returns like a day before and I caught the reference easily

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Год назад +4

      @WEYYYY874 Yeah. "Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot, I'm not married". Lol. That there was a much better performance by nostalgia critic than anything in the horrible movie Foodfight. Some of those animated figures were really scary looking, and not in a "they're supposed to be scary because that's the types of characters they are" way! Wtf was up with that long-neck thing who stuck his head out from under main character's legs!? Or the supposed-to-be Count Chocula who looked incredibly different from him!? Or that farting frog!!? Or the big nose creature who then flew backwards and made big explsion of what blows out of one's nose!!? Or any of the freakin disgusting gross-out humor from characters already gross looking!!? This movie was serious nightmare fuel!!

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Год назад +1

      @@batmanclips213 Yeah, that opening was waaaaay better than the terrible movie n.c. rightfully criticized in this video. See my above reply to @WEYYYY874

  • @lindsaylawson6038
    @lindsaylawson6038 7 лет назад +278

    WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

    • @LachiePlayaplaya
      @LachiePlayaplaya 7 лет назад +22

      Did Kyle's mom hijack your keyboard?

    • @jeremiahwright4450
      @jeremiahwright4450 5 лет назад +10

      17:04

    • @silvercrewmate2201
      @silvercrewmate2201 3 года назад +6

      Me watching this movie: bring it on I’m ready
      17:02
      Me: i lied I was not prepared for......... WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY CHEESE AND CRAKERS IS THAT FUCKING THING

  • @mariomisquez6683
    @mariomisquez6683 7 лет назад +441

    The Critic channeled his inner How to Basic in the beginning.

    • @nicninja3575
      @nicninja3575 7 лет назад +19

      Nostalgia Critic = How to Basic?? Illuminate confirmed

    • @cusionmon6652
      @cusionmon6652 7 лет назад +4

      Yes he is very bright

    • @TennantJunkie1993
      @TennantJunkie1993 7 лет назад +4

      I liked how he channeled his inner Selena Kyle from Batman Returns.

    • @castleoffiction96
      @castleoffiction96 7 лет назад +3

      In the words fo the Renegades, it's not How to Basic unless there's an egg.

  • @tman3479
    @tman3479 7 лет назад +233

    Never forget the pain, Doug.

  • @knytebuilds3399
    @knytebuilds3399 4 года назад +1533

    This film: *exists*
    Thanos: Now you understand why the universe needs corrected.

    • @ChipCJ
      @ChipCJ 4 года назад +34

      Lets go teamup with thanos to wipe out the universe

    • @thebadger622
      @thebadger622 4 года назад +42

      "Shit if that was the reason i'd gladly hand over the Stones

    • @Yatom636
      @Yatom636 4 года назад +23

      To be corrected you may.

    • @sparkleabbie2273
      @sparkleabbie2273 4 года назад +11

      No wonder he snapped everyone out of existence

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 4 года назад +6

      @@thebadger622 if that was the reason i would help him as long as i get the reality stone

  • @gageperuti5519
    @gageperuti5519 Год назад +17

    By the way, Christopher Lloyd playing a villain who moves unnaturally and is actually a non-human being in disguise? All that's missing is Lady X telling Dex "When I took your girlfriend, I talked JUST! LIKE! THIIIIIS!"

  • @codywilliams1445
    @codywilliams1445 5 лет назад +369

    7:47
    “leftover racism from Transformers 2”
    Me; There isn’t any, they used it all!

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 5 лет назад +14

      They didn't.
      *Me:

    • @JReaLBiz86
      @JReaLBiz86 4 года назад +5

      You'd think so, Cody, but... did you watch the rest of the video?

    • @kc_9970
      @kc_9970 4 года назад +1

      There's Skids and Mudflap...

  • @Mylris
    @Mylris 6 лет назад +115

    Toy story came 17 years before foodfight and toy story had a lower movie budget and had better quality in the animation. Even pixar's first 3D animation short had better quality then food fight. That's just sad.

  • @charlottelee9379
    @charlottelee9379 7 лет назад +123

    I'm really confused in the first scene with the "fat cat burglar" and just kept wondering how those "kittens (of hell)" didn't fall every time the hand gestures went so high and the basket went upside down

  • @psychocircus8988
    @psychocircus8988 4 месяца назад +19

    13:33 the sad truth is that according to the horror stories about working on this movie the director allegedly made comments about how he was attracted to the female characters in this movie and allegedly made a nsfw rendering of lady x for him self
    Edit: If you want to know more I highly recommend Ok So’s video on the troubled production of this movie

    • @fireflowerfilms2010
      @fireflowerfilms2010 2 месяца назад +2

      So he was attracted to the girl penguin seen at the end???

    • @psychocircus8988
      @psychocircus8988 2 месяца назад +2

      @@fireflowerfilms2010 I’m not sure about that, but I heard he was attracted to lady x and sunny

    • @fireflowerfilms2010
      @fireflowerfilms2010 2 месяца назад

      @@psychocircus8988Jesus.

  • @_KayleeLovesMusic_
    @_KayleeLovesMusic_ 4 года назад +252

    I hate the fact that they got Christopher lloyd in this, hes way to awesome to be in this

    • @jjc4924
      @jjc4924 4 года назад +6

      Oh!. This is heavy.

    • @cheatcode436
      @cheatcode436 3 года назад +3

      The Search for the Worst.

    • @rezaqalam482
      @rezaqalam482 3 года назад +2

      he's like billy zane,michael madsen,robert englund,bruce campbell
      great actors but also can available to do bad movies

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 3 года назад +7

      And Tim Curry

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 3 года назад +4

      This movie allegedly started out better, had the footage hacked and stolen, and struggled to get funding to finish the film. The voice actors all recorded their lines with more finished looking animation playing as they recorded their lines, and since 90% of the budget was lost due to hackers, the studio and investors were reluctant to shell out enough money for a film they felt they couldn't get a decent return on, and the original creators and director had a time limit on their contract for this film (10 years) they either had to release a finished movie, or be held financially responsible for the losses. As long as they could release a film, regardless of how bad it did, they would be off the hook since they fulfilled their contracts and losses would be covered by insurance. The story of this movie is more interesting than the movie itself. If I remember, in the entire 10 years from its original release date of 2002 to its final release date of 2012, the makers could only scrounge together $5,000+ with actual work being done on it throughout the entire 10 year period.

  • @tohdohsibir
    @tohdohsibir 7 лет назад +855

    Love NC's rants, as always. In my high school animation class, we were subjected to this trash to learn what NOT to do in animation.

    • @tohdohsibir
      @tohdohsibir 7 лет назад +85

      ***** She made snarky commentary through the whole movie and we either shook our heads in despair or laughed our butts off.

    • @tibsky
      @tibsky 7 лет назад +10

      Thùy-Anh Thái god help you

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 7 лет назад +17

      i was in a class too and the class next door was watching this

    • @GoklasM
      @GoklasM 7 лет назад +9

      +RedLighting 256, they all die?

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 7 лет назад +23

      GoklasM only the trailer so they just had mild strokes

  • @BigAL68xyz
    @BigAL68xyz 5 лет назад +55

    "I did it for YOU."
    And I genuinely appreciate it. Your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed.
    Once again, The Nostalgia Critic watched it.
    So I don't have to.

  • @cheeseofglass
    @cheeseofglass 7 лет назад +117

    Just pointing out, the rat's name /could/ make sense with some stupid logic (the kind of logic this movie likes). He kidnaps cats, so he is a "cat burglar." And he is fat. So he's Fat Cat Burglar.

  • @PinkGoldAbby
    @PinkGoldAbby 6 лет назад +154

    Doug, you’re a brave man. We will make sure your courageous act goes down in criticism history. You have my deep respect.

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 5 лет назад +7

      Nah. To watch Where the Dead Go to Die? Now that's either bravery or sheer insanity.

    • @Robalexe
      @Robalexe 5 лет назад +5

      @@antonanderson1965 Don't bring that hell up! Let it die

    • @Gage-jk4pm
      @Gage-jk4pm Год назад

      ​@@Robalexe no.

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 года назад +137

    "Time to banana split out of my club"
    Ok if I ever have the chance to say that, I will say that, you can't change my mind

    • @chloenieuwsma4846
      @chloenieuwsma4846 3 года назад +3

      Thats actually kind of a fun line. id love to find a way to say that

  • @mclink99
    @mclink99 2 года назад +48

    26:57 WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC PERSON WROTE THIS MOVIE?!

    • @mohammedashian8094
      @mohammedashian8094 2 года назад +8

      Actually it was 4 writers so that makes sense

    • @Furrball2023
      @Furrball2023 8 месяцев назад

      How much did they hit their heads? Because only a dumbass would let a joke THAT dumb slide.

  • @jectellsforgottenchannel5553
    @jectellsforgottenchannel5553 7 лет назад +378

    "Here are some commercials... For the love of God don't make a movie out of them!!!"
    *iFunny ad*
    Oh god the Emoji Movie is getting a sequel!!!!

  • @donvitocorleone2098
    @donvitocorleone2098 5 лет назад +249

    That was not Tim Curry ( though, the ACTUAL actor who voiced that character has a good Tim Curry accent)

    • @Andromeda14161
      @Andromeda14161 4 года назад +40

      I came here to comment this. It’s Jeff Bennett, a very talented voice actor in a lot of animated shows and video games.

    • @toganium4175
      @toganium4175 4 года назад +36

      According to IMDB, he did the voice acting for Johnny Bravo and over 500 other pieces of animation. Honestly, I think he is far too talented to be associated with this crap.

    • @s.p.h.productions8034
      @s.p.h.productions8034 4 года назад +4

      It was Ben Stiller's dad, Jerry Stiller.

    • @raheemsmith2996
      @raheemsmith2996 4 года назад +1

      Thanks

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 4 года назад +2

      He was Red Tornado in Justice League and he was Father in KND

  • @candycane1744
    @candycane1744 4 месяца назад +8

    Turns out it wasnt stolen, the director wanted to switch to a different animation process

  • @vivimannimarcos125
    @vivimannimarcos125 7 лет назад +246

    "But enough about me, let's kill YOU!" is actually a really funny line. The only one in this movie.

    • @shadowbunny7892
      @shadowbunny7892 7 лет назад +60

      Weronika Bober It would be an alright line, delivered in the right context by an appropriate character with good line delivery and decent animation. As it was, though, it was just cringe worthy.

    • @alexdurain3753
      @alexdurain3753 7 лет назад +25

      Shadow Bunny don't worry teamfourstar gave it the proper love in "revenge of Cooler"

    • @thewolfking3054
      @thewolfking3054 7 лет назад +5

      Alex DuRain I had a feeling I heard that scene somewhere else

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 7 лет назад +3

      STOP STEALING MY LIIIFE
      (You stole my comment)

    • @MaybeNotARobot
      @MaybeNotARobot 7 лет назад +6

      I want a villian to say that, but sound more condescending and sarcastic about it. For example: "Anyways, I've talked enough about me. You're the one who's dying." OR "I've said a lot about how I'm going to kill you, though a few words and a demonstration would work better. Case in point, I'm going to kill you."

  • @mandykuhn2
    @mandykuhn2 3 года назад +174

    The money was used for the animators therapy bills.

  • @ВэГэ-я5н
    @ВэГэ-я5н 4 года назад +115

    That joke about Ratchet and Clank is funny, untill you realise that James Arnold Taylor was in this film.

  • @x0electricspinel0x
    @x0electricspinel0x 3 года назад +17

    10:47 The dog actually reminded me of Sam from Sam and Max!
    15:50 I lost it!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dynamo6322
    @dynamo6322 7 лет назад +77

    The BrandX army is made to look like a cross between the German army from WWI and the Nazis from WW2

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 7 лет назад

      The WarMeister I feel like that was accidentally

    • @PedroChuVPS
      @PedroChuVPS 7 лет назад

      The WarMeister FET... ISH... MO... VIE...

  • @allanlaerz7525
    @allanlaerz7525 7 лет назад +255

    I think somebody stole the footage to destroy it. To bad he/she failed.

    • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
      @sharkymcsnarkface6642 6 лет назад +35

      Allan Laerz
      It was a valiant attempt. A moment of silence for the fallen.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +4

      Allan Laerz Yup, truly sad... What crushing, every day truth that all we do is in vain!

    • @tdfern1
      @tdfern1 6 лет назад

      Allan Laerz What was the point?

    • @douglaspantz
      @douglaspantz 6 лет назад

      I did hear about some thing about some factory being set on fire...

    • @HistoryUnwound
      @HistoryUnwound 6 лет назад +3

      Actually, they succeeded. That's why the animation quality is so horrible and unfinished, because it all had to be redone from scratch, and quickly. So that's one thing I can excuse, but not everything wrong with the script and plot.

  • @beasttamerii2825
    @beasttamerii2825 3 года назад +31

    20:47 that aged like milk

    • @endrewhagrid
      @endrewhagrid 2 месяца назад

      @@beasttamerii2825 could you explain why?

  • @a0001521
    @a0001521 7 лет назад +364

    Was this movie made by Deviantart members?

    • @androidinblack5291
      @androidinblack5291 7 лет назад +78

      No, come on. Even DA users know better than this.

    • @childofthemoon3262
      @childofthemoon3262 7 лет назад +35

      hell yes, we do! I've not met one person who ever in their right minds would call this travesty a good movie. you'd find better animation on DA than this.

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 7 лет назад +16

      a0001521 no I know better than this.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 лет назад +14

      I do doodles with no construction shapes that I might post on Deviantart soon (I just post them on SoFurry currently). That's right, NO construction shapes and I wouldn't publish this shit

    • @chrishansen4418
      @chrishansen4418 7 лет назад +1

      a0001521 Pretty much

  • @tomdaly4275
    @tomdaly4275 5 лет назад +351

    This makes the Emoji movie look like high art!

    • @tacomayre5110
      @tacomayre5110 5 лет назад +8

      Yes

    • @MasterGeek-mk5ne
      @MasterGeek-mk5ne 5 лет назад +3

      It is

    • @slytherinmember1009
      @slytherinmember1009 5 лет назад +10

      I hate both movies but The Emoji Movie was better

    • @hidbid1
      @hidbid1 5 лет назад +13

      Tom Daly The Emoji Movie was actually pretty well animated though

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 5 лет назад +2

      Trust me when I say this, I'd rather watch the Emoji Movie A MILLION TIMES than watch this utter pile of shit again.

  • @magicrainbowkitties1023
    @magicrainbowkitties1023 8 лет назад +136

    Someone make this into a horror game! It's so grotesque, it would put FNAF to shame!

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 8 лет назад +2

      And Silent Hill, and Until Dawn, and pretty much any horror game out there (provided it's a decent game)

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 8 лет назад +2

      MagicRainbow Kitties fnaf isn't scary though

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 7 лет назад +2

      +Mariam Oloks Oh please,that piece of shit could only get a scream out of a 4 year old.

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 7 лет назад +1

      Godzilla 123 I turn your attention to the hundreds of *adults* who have screamed bloody murder at Freddy's jumpscares.

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 7 лет назад +9

      MagicRainbow Kitties Yeah,for the first,what,2 times?3?And that's only because they're jumpscares.Jumpscares are the laziest,cheapest trick in horror.Once you experience it once,it loses all scare factor.

  • @icblaster5750
    @icblaster5750 7 лет назад +87

    1 box of Twinkies, 1 2 liter of Hawaiian punch, and a jar of Pickles were harmed during the making of this review

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 6 лет назад +3

      Icblaster and so was NC'S mental state

  • @DavidRay39
    @DavidRay39 5 лет назад +498

    This is hands down one of his best movie reviews EVER.

    • @JReaLBiz86
      @JReaLBiz86 4 года назад +25

      I almost jumped out a window until I read that again and saw the word "reviews". So yes, I agree.

    • @natedoyle9171
      @natedoyle9171 4 года назад +7

      I die laughing every time I watch it

    • @benjaminfischer3229
      @benjaminfischer3229 2 года назад +2

      Please tell me you were being sarcastic!

    • @Phobie_2000
      @Phobie_2000 2 года назад +4

      @@benjaminfischer3229 he’s not. This video is fucking hilarious, and this movie is awful.

    • @benjaminfischer3229
      @benjaminfischer3229 2 года назад +1

      @@Phobie_2000 I was saying that because I though the commenter liked the movie!

  • @memetea700
    @memetea700 8 лет назад +60

    Dude, they spent THAT much money on this movie when people on RUclips, FUCKIN RUclips can make more appealing stories, AND better animation than this... dude just wtf

    • @grantburgess7403
      @grantburgess7403 8 лет назад +2

      War of the servers is better than this

    • @Demonanimator
      @Demonanimator 8 лет назад +3

      The director was such a dick and so incompetent with how animation worked, his crew developing the film, not to mention with the SHITTY IBM tech they were expected to use, did this shit fest animation style as a way to ruin him.

  • @jonathanbaileyartanimation2992
    @jonathanbaileyartanimation2992 3 года назад +24

    18:40. That’s not Tim Curry. That’s Jeff Bennett sounding like Tim Curry

  • @magis3934
    @magis3934 7 лет назад +76

    Lol when he said “For the love of God don't make a movie out of em” I got an ad for the new Assassin's Creed movie lol

  • @artistanthony1007
    @artistanthony1007 3 года назад +7

    I have a question, WHY IS THE DOG PROTAGONIST THE MOST NORMAL LOOKING CHARACTER OUT OF EVERYONE?!

  • @rainbowbrush8658
    @rainbowbrush8658 7 лет назад +85

    What Kind of Dog is Dogtective?
    He eats raisins instead of biscists.
    His best friend is a squirrel.
    And his girlfriend IS A FREAKING CAT!!!!

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 7 лет назад +5

      she doesnt look like one

    • @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 6 лет назад +5

      Rainbow Brush Also, the squirrel is made of chocolate.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 6 лет назад +2

      Rainbow Brush I get this a shitty animated movie, but how can Dex eat raisins?! Those are toxic to dogs!

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 6 лет назад +1

      The Earth Hat Oh yeah!! I don't know why I'm trying to add logic to a horrendous piece of animation.

    • @accidentalalicorn5323
      @accidentalalicorn5323 6 лет назад +3

      A dog has a best friend made of chocolate (toxic to dogs) and his gf feeds him raisins (toxic as well) and that's one of the least stupid parts

  • @jxomxo
    @jxomxo 7 лет назад +871

    "But enough about me, let's kill you!"
    I don't care if I get killed in the comments but this is literally the best line I've ever heard in a movie.

    • @keemstark9809
      @keemstark9809 7 лет назад +161

      911:911 what's your emergency.
      Me: someone thought something
      from food fight was good!!!
      911: we're bringing in the big guns

    • @theamazingcadyisnotonfire1343
      @theamazingcadyisnotonfire1343 7 лет назад +57

      weirdlystrange2000 OH MY GOD!!!! SEND IN THE SWAT TEAM!!!!! WE NEED TO KILL THEM!! NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

    • @thenethuns5271
      @thenethuns5271 7 лет назад +69

      weirdlystrange2000 it was ripped from something else. it's not even original. ironic.

    • @CrossEntertainment
      @CrossEntertainment 7 лет назад +47

      Despite this movie being the giant piece of horse-shit that it is, it does look like Eva Longoria was trying everything she could to save it...

    • @omerozel4716
      @omerozel4716 7 лет назад +31

      weirdlystrange2000 I don't know but i have the feeling the joker said this line once

  • @kareemmasri3934
    @kareemmasri3934 5 лет назад +81

    “Was it really somebody’s dream to give a personality to mask number 5 from the dark knight?”
    Don’t go hating on my boy, critic, he was the only one savvy enough to figure out (most of) the jokers plan.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 года назад +6

      Until the bus driver came

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +5

      Granted he got run over by a bus, but Joker's a bit unpredictable like that.

  • @ohm_sweet_ohm
    @ohm_sweet_ohm 3 года назад +7

    According to the LostMediaWiki , the original concept of Foodfight materialized in 1997, taking five years to complete before its slated 2002 release. Of course, we all know that it would take another eleven years for the film to be remade and re-released in full after the original version was stolen. This means that some people worked on this movie for 16 straight years. Let that sink in.

  • @obblivionkr
    @obblivionkr 7 лет назад +190

    "But enough about me, let's kill Yoooou~"
    Oh my god.

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 7 лет назад +13

      She really IS a desperate housewife

    • @wendellforsburg8027
      @wendellforsburg8027 7 лет назад +12

      John Chi the only line in the movie I liked

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 7 лет назад +7

      It's funny how that line made it into DBZA (the second Cooler movie).

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 7 лет назад

      dnmstarsi Oh god right I forgot about that!

  • @cpotisch
    @cpotisch 4 года назад +197

    How did he not mention the greatest line in cinematic history:
    *"I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy-whipped, you cold-farted itch"*

  • @oranblack
    @oranblack 4 года назад +698

    I feel like the guy wanted to steal the footage so the world wouldn’t see it, but that’s just a theory, a game theory!

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 4 года назад +33

      Oh, please don't say that about him...he already has hell to deal with about Scott...Also this would be a *_FILM_* Theory, not a *_GAME_* Theory. (Lol Jason probably made this 😂😂😂)

    • @Nouser_237
      @Nouser_237 4 года назад +15

      A film theory is what you meant to say I supposed

    • @billnyetherussianspy1596
      @billnyetherussianspy1596 4 года назад +5

      How is that a theory if it's confirmed to be true?

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 4 года назад +4

      The unspoken hero we deserved

    • @theoverratedchannel6225
      @theoverratedchannel6225 4 года назад +2

      In other words, he(she???) was trying 2 b a hero but ended up failing.😢

  • @MrDaniyil
    @MrDaniyil Год назад +25

    Who knew that Elon was a fan?

  • @brandonbonett6416
    @brandonbonett6416 4 года назад +204

    The Opening of this video: The Joker 2019 in a nutshell...

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 4 года назад +40

      It was a homage to Catwoman from Batman Returns.

    • @williamgunderson7365
      @williamgunderson7365 4 года назад +2

      Schlock Jocks thank you, I couldn’t place it

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 4 года назад +3

      We live in a shopping market.

    • @LooneyCartoonMan
      @LooneyCartoonMan 3 года назад +1

      @@ShadowSonic2 More precisely, Selina Kyle becoming Catwoman in Batman Returns.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 года назад

      I wished it would've followed the Joker's origin's in The Killing Joke.

  • @chrisatherton7840
    @chrisatherton7840 7 лет назад +2037

    Poor Christopher Lloyd

    • @detectivemainstream3453
      @detectivemainstream3453 7 лет назад +88

      Chris Atherton at least he's still hacker in cyberchase.

    • @chrisatherton7840
      @chrisatherton7840 7 лет назад +22

      Liberty the Dog, or he could have just called the toon patrol and they could have destroyed the production!😂

    • @youinanalternateuniverse
      @youinanalternateuniverse 7 лет назад +30

      Shocking that the same guy who played the Woodsman in OTGW and Doc from BTTF also played a character from this monstrosity
      It's okay tho he's still cool

    • @EliseArainai
      @EliseArainai 6 лет назад +24

      Collin Jones "THE Hacker to you!" All jokes aside, I'm glad someone besides me remembers Cyberchase! ^^

    • @rehabjoebuffet9892
      @rehabjoebuffet9892 6 лет назад +3

      Collin Jones fuck, he was! That was probably the first thing I heard him in! I haven't seen it since before I knew who he was but now that you pointed it out it's so obvious! Thanks!

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 3 года назад +489

    “THIS IS A FETISH FILM!” Me every time Padme wears less and less in each scene she’s in in Attack of the Clones.

    • @Zacman1123
      @Zacman1123 3 года назад +30

      In a weird way: you're not wrong

    • @smoker5989
      @smoker5989 3 года назад +41

      That George Lucas is a man of culture

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer Год назад +5

      (Coughs about Bikini Leia in Return of the Jedi)

    • @clashman7564
      @clashman7564 Год назад +7

      Still better than Disney Trilogy.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 Год назад +4

      @@clashman7564 Are you kidding? It’s my least favorite Star Wars movie…though Rise of Skywalker is a close second.

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 7 лет назад +110

    You can't kill Darth Jar Jar...

    • @StarPunk0916
      @StarPunk0916 7 лет назад +15

      SHADE A.I Gaming Chamber mesa nevas dies

  • @maravreloaded
    @maravreloaded 4 месяца назад +9

    2015. This feels old.
    Help me.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 5 лет назад +52

    23:27 Check out the way Sunshine smiles, then remembers, "Wait I'm supposed to look scared!"

  • @linkxmidna57
    @linkxmidna57 4 месяца назад +7

    Came back here to say that there’s actually an official workprint of the original storyboards, similar to Thief and the Cobbler.
    I call it the Restocked Cut

  • @ninjavanish2361
    @ninjavanish2361 4 года назад +282

    Me watching the beginning of the video: “Why is Critic going through a massive breakdown?”
    Me after watching the end of the video: “Oh... that explains a lot.”

  • @isuruFO
    @isuruFO 6 лет назад +319

    he’ll remember it so you don’t have to.
    ;-;

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 лет назад +11

      isuru Lord help Critic, save his soul. He's trying not to lose control, but he might have to let go.

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 6 лет назад +2

      That is sad. ;-;

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 6 лет назад

      He's the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it because he's a freaking masochist.
      Also because it won't ever go away. =-(

  • @simmonsjustice7000
    @simmonsjustice7000 Год назад +11

    I love how the beginning of the review is just a huge reference to that one scene from Batman Returns when Selina Kyle has a mental breakdown.

  • @MrAkatsuki42
    @MrAkatsuki42 5 лет назад +141

    This entire movie makes quasimodo look hot by comparison.

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 5 лет назад +4

      The Hotel Transylvania version

    • @thatfilmguy7814
      @thatfilmguy7814 5 лет назад +3

      Thats a messed up joke dude

    • @xxgirl101xx
      @xxgirl101xx 5 лет назад +7

      Because Quasimodo is merely disfigured on the surface but is otherwise a beautiful person inside. This movie on the other hand, is disgusting in every single way, inside and out.

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 5 лет назад +1

      xxgirl101xx
      Hotel Transylvania is a monster inside and out

    • @cannibal_redneck7109
      @cannibal_redneck7109 5 лет назад +3

      Well at least Quasimodo was beautiful and kind on the inside.

  • @s.p.h.productions8034
    @s.p.h.productions8034 4 года назад +180

    Foodfight has 10% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @alexanon7637
      @alexanon7637 4 года назад +27

      Sarantos Filippopoulos it’s so bad that critics didn’t even have a score that could measure its awfulness on the tomatometer

    • @tiredbean6557
      @tiredbean6557 4 года назад +3

      @Christopher Rosa Idk

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 4 года назад +18

      Wait, someone liked that piece of shit?

    • @knytebuilds3399
      @knytebuilds3399 4 года назад +15

      Gage Peruti the 10% that liked it were internet trolls. Trolling the audience, that is.

    • @ProjecttEarth2714
      @ProjecttEarth2714 4 года назад +10

      I want to have a personal conversation with those 10%

  • @davidplayz6411
    @davidplayz6411 6 лет назад +436

    17:08 somebody put a censor bar on that

    • @TyhgYT
      @TyhgYT 6 лет назад +5

      Kid Mechanist892/David Playz call Brandon Tenold!

    • @varoandfreinds3757
      @varoandfreinds3757 6 лет назад +2

      Kid Mechanist892/David Playz g

    • @camilotarra
      @camilotarra 6 лет назад +26

      somebody should put a censor bar on alll the film

    • @scarletdementia9021
      @scarletdementia9021 6 лет назад +2

      Yes please censer it

    • @bastionaudio
      @bastionaudio 6 лет назад

      Um the whole anim-.....THING !!! Censor bar whole thing !!!

  • @AshraldRails
    @AshraldRails 8 лет назад +423

    I'm surprised no one mentioned little panda fighter

    • @mc-ps-playa5569
      @mc-ps-playa5569 8 лет назад +51

      Because we don't want to acknowledge that it exist.

    • @AshraldRails
      @AshraldRails 8 лет назад +4

      MC-PS-PLAYA oh right

    • @Super60429
      @Super60429 8 лет назад +16

      Little Panda Fighter didn't cost $65 Million to make...

    • @justinjolly3144
      @justinjolly3144 8 лет назад +6

      +MC-PS-PLAYA there's a movie that's even worst, gulp the amazing bulk

    • @MrZilla
      @MrZilla 8 лет назад +4

      +Justin Jolly There is one movie even worse than that.

  • @pinkwings8036
    @pinkwings8036 7 лет назад +62

    I'm more surprised at the lack of Casablanca acknowledgment, since its the utter worst rip off of the movie imaginable.

    • @sebastianking657
      @sebastianking657 7 лет назад +7

      Pink Wings I agree. I thought Critic would have caught on sooner, seeing as a lot of the plot it pretty much cut and paste.

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 7 лет назад +1

      Pink Wings
      Well, if you've seen his Barb Wire review, you'll remember he said the thing was a rip off of Casablanca, so it's sort of an in joke.
      But it is kind of shocking he took so long to mention it.

  • @robux4206
    @robux4206 3 года назад +8

    25:38 top 10 mind blowing anime fights

  • @scardee-cat2697
    @scardee-cat2697 7 лет назад +259

    This makes me feel better about my shitty attempt at 3D animation

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 7 лет назад +23

      I'm sure your CG is better than the one in this movie.

    • @nerveagent1905
      @nerveagent1905 7 лет назад +8

      He made Norm of the North--be careful.

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky 7 лет назад +4

      Meeka Moo this movie serves a cautionary tail on what NOT to do when making a animated movie. Agree?

    • @thedalekdoctortwo7991
      @thedalekdoctortwo7991 6 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 4 года назад +129

    9:14 “Marty! We have to go back and make this movie never happen Marty!”

    • @goldenrose4384
      @goldenrose4384 3 года назад +9

      Him and Doc Brown were probably the ones who stole the footage in order to spare us. However, they only delayed the inevitable.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 года назад +2

      @@goldenrose4384 Ironic. The true heroes of the movie were the only two people who tried to stop it from ever being made.

  • @leovk5779
    @leovk5779 6 лет назад +122

    17:45 I think we need a break. Here are some commercials. For the love of god, don't make a movie out of them.
    A commercial for the next expansion of World of Warcraft pops out.
    Not even kidding.

    • @jacobjankowski8796
      @jacobjankowski8796 6 лет назад +3

      Hey, I got a condom commercial, so...

    • @kayleegirard9231
      @kayleegirard9231 6 лет назад +1

      I got Angry Birds

    • @meadowf3940
      @meadowf3940 6 лет назад +2

      I got a Charlie the Tuna ad...
      It’s too late

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 6 лет назад

      Jacob Jankowski me too…

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 5 лет назад

      Don't worry, I have RUclips red so I won't be seeing anymore bullshit RUclips ads that are OBVIOUSLY trying too hard to be funny

  • @professionaltrashcan6758
    @professionaltrashcan6758 7 лет назад +88

    moment of silence for the Twinkies.

  • @NunofYerbizness
    @NunofYerbizness 3 года назад +9

    Two things I feel I've come to recognize after watching this review again recently;
    Much like how (according to Wikipedia) $30 million of The Emperor's New Groove's budget went into development on its unreleased original form, Kingdom of the Sun, I can only assume a large handful of Foodfight's $65 million went into the original version intended to release in 2003, before all the film's hard drives were said to've been stolen. It's currently unknown how much of the budget was split between the one that released in 2012 and the one slated for 2003.
    The other thing is that I'm sure the Fat Cat Burglar is named that because his body shape is fat, and he burglars cats.

  • @subscribetoxdsnailboat7145
    @subscribetoxdsnailboat7145 5 лет назад +302

    Critics Effects are better than food fight!

    • @hihihi3888
      @hihihi3888 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly though...

    • @tac7288
      @tac7288 5 лет назад +1

      @King Lightbulb Don't dare insult the Amazing Bulk.

    • @yaboirezzy
      @yaboirezzy 5 лет назад

      Japan's Godzilla suits movements look better than this

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 лет назад

      @King Lightbulb The Amazing Bulk atleast had amazing rotoscoping for the humans.

  • @L1am4
    @L1am4 5 лет назад +52

    Sunshine looks like a cat from cats (2019)

  • @JosephRomano
    @JosephRomano 2 года назад +10

    Watch and review “where the dead go to die”. It makes “Foodfight!” look like a masterpiece

  • @q58limited15
    @q58limited15 6 лет назад +91

    Random Green Dude: I think I just wet myself. It feels rather nice.
    Nostalgia Critic: FET-ISH MO-VIE.

  • @DonSMDT
    @DonSMDT 8 лет назад +347

    can someone make a .gif of 24:00-24:05

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  8 лет назад +115

      31.media.tumblr.com/97f1eb4b15e5efbc195fddea6ee49d84/tumblr_n5keaaWZY31sfewybo1_250.gif

    • @DonSMDT
      @DonSMDT 8 лет назад +38

      Thank you very much.

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 8 лет назад +5

      +Channel Awesome would you be so kind to review the Mummy trilogy. Or just the last two.
      Thank You

    • @hmasterchaos8700
      @hmasterchaos8700 8 лет назад +1

      +KDGaming "nostalgia critic" only reviews bad movies

    • @tanandalynch9441
      @tanandalynch9441 8 лет назад +1

      He reviewed Ghost rider and it was a decent movie

  • @ryanjones2509
    @ryanjones2509 4 года назад +71

    1:46 how to summon Satan.
    17:02 Satan summoned.