I think Kevin heard the "Find oil" part of the game, and missed the part where he had to extract and sell for profit. Hence employing 300 fellow ginger Irishmen to walk around with sticks
"Hey there, friends! Today *we are* exploiting land for profit," Clever Kevin, grouping us all into these schemes to shift blame. Truly a military genius!
The Pickens Family has always notoriously worked well with moles. Most notably in the 1800s with Joshua Pickens who started the tradition by purchasing free range moles to find him oil. Generations later, who would have known those moles would be living in the walls?
... IT'S TAKEN ME LITERAL YEARS BUT I FINALLY GET THE GAME TITLE. TURMOIL. TURM. *OIL.* I'm so proud of myself but I feel like I definitely shouldn't be.
This is one of my favourite games and I have never been this stressed out *ever*. Is this how it feels for everyone else when he plays games they know?
Yes! If he plays a game I'm really accustomed to (Payday 2 for example) it irks me to the point where I don't even want to click on a video of his for a few weeks. I always come back tho. Honestly, I think he burns himself out constantly pushing out a new video every day. He needs to slow down, look after himself, maybe like 2-4 videos a week I would be happy with. He really seems to lack cognitive awareness, common sense, and the ability to read and remember a lot of the time, and I hope we can all tell it's not always part of his act.
I have platinumed 3/4 soulsborne games and have 80 something percent ds1. But when i see him play them, even if he doesnt play it the correct way, i dont mind. I watch him to have fun, not to learn something amd therefore being annoyed by his lack of understandment of the game. So ig its up to the person
pro tip: Dont eat while watching Kevins videos. He caught me offguard and I spilled my food (3:27). "Oh my god they are already spending their money. They're wreckless" "I would like a bank loan please"
Kevin. Just wanted to say couple things to ya.....I'm in my 50's, and absolutely love your content! I got my teenage sons into watching also. Just wanted to say, your comedy, ability to improvise, the creativity you have is amazing. Having worked in radio here as a comedy producer, just wanted to share my thoughts...I'm sure you know these things from your sub base and analytics, just want to reaffirm for ya man, you make me laugh every time I watch! You're a talented fella, funny and original. Keep up the great content!
Reminds me of a flash game called Oiligarchy I used to play in computer lab in high school. The more wells you drilled, the more complex the background music got and it was very entertaining.
The Day After: Ireland has become the 51st state of the United States after the US Army brought stockpiles upon stockpiles of alcohol and potatoes in exchange for their alliance. The Day After-After: The American Flag is put on the Spire.
*snork* The game was like "why did you buy all these dowsers just to -- you don't get to play anymore" at the beginning. And then it relented, and of course you ended up getting a deficit so deep it's like the Mariana Trench. Impressive work, Kevin!
Kevin, please do another one, but like.. get more oil rigs, and upgrade pipes so you can actually get all of the oil in time :) It will be fun to watch you play this when you're doing good xd
I think Kevin heard the "Find oil" part of the game, and missed the part where he had to extract and sell for profit.
Hence employing 300 fellow ginger Irishmen to walk around with sticks
😂
what kind of sticks
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Jim er... Kevin knows exactlyyyy what he's doing
I’m a time traveler
"Hey there, friends! Today *we are* exploiting land for profit,"
Clever Kevin, grouping us all into these schemes to shift blame. Truly a military genius!
*military interior design comedy genius
It's how a lot of scams, frauds, and general schemes go unpunished.
Kevin's is so confident that it makes me believe he'll actually d something good (but he just finds a way to feck the game up)
Kevin: "I need $3 million dollars"
Bank: "Last year you made $2 thousand"
Kevin: "Yes"
Bank: "Paperwork checks out, here you go sir"
You don't need both the $ and the word dollars, thousand, etc. You can just say $2,000, 3 million, etc.
@@skycaptain95 thank you
Sounds like banks back I the day honestly
@@skycaptain95 thank you
pre-2008 banks were crazy
The Pickens Family has always notoriously worked well with moles. Most notably in the 1800s with Joshua Pickens who started the tradition by purchasing free range moles to find him oil. Generations later, who would have known those moles would be living in the walls?
The moles have risen within the hierarchy of the family, originally as mere workers and now have reached the ranks of henchmen.
@@manologamerss5801 and now one is married to dick pickens
Wouldn’t be a callmeKevin video without Kevin breaking a game in three minutes of the video😂
And ending with him going completely bankrupt
it seriously didn't take him long to make this game in to a normal kevin playthrough
Do you know what breaking a game means?
Meow?
Only RUclipsr with clickbait sounding titles that deliver every time. Love you Kevin. I'm even okay with the occasional red arrow.
watching kevin try to play this is like watching a new born try to draw
Tru dat
"why am I in the oil business when I should be gambling"
Me thinking about all the money Kevin has lost in bit life to gambling
I FOUND WALDO
@@shadowflamez_revenge9156 good to know?
Still less than he did in oil!
"I exploited the earth for profit" Kevin do you realize how LITTLE that narrows it down?
This man actually owned a business at one time.
Watching Kevin makes me understand why dad was shouting no at the television.
I never thought I'd see Kevin play turmoil
Ain't complaining! This game is great
It is so painful and so enjoyable to watch at the same time 😄
@@monasabbat9733 it's like watching him play papers please. I love it but it's so painful when you know the tricks
I thought it was oilography
... IT'S TAKEN ME LITERAL YEARS BUT I FINALLY GET THE GAME TITLE. TURMOIL. TURM. *OIL.* I'm so proud of myself but I feel like I definitely shouldn't be.
This is one of my favourite games and I have never been this stressed out *ever*. Is this how it feels for everyone else when he plays games they know?
Yes! If he plays a game I'm really accustomed to (Payday 2 for example) it irks me to the point where I don't even want to click on a video of his for a few weeks. I always come back tho. Honestly, I think he burns himself out constantly pushing out a new video every day. He needs to slow down, look after himself, maybe like 2-4 videos a week I would be happy with. He really seems to lack cognitive awareness, common sense, and the ability to read and remember a lot of the time, and I hope we can all tell it's not always part of his act.
His Dark Souls video the other day hurt me to my core. I loved it.
I have platinumed 3/4 soulsborne games and have 80 something percent ds1. But when i see him play them, even if he doesnt play it the correct way, i dont mind. I watch him to have fun, not to learn something amd therefore being annoyed by his lack of understandment of the game. So ig its up to the person
As usual with games I've got many hours in, this was very very infuriating to watch.
Very infuriating.
I can't stress this enough.
As someone who has watched DangerouslyFunny play this same game, I strongly agree even though I have not played this game myself.
It's meant to be funny tho 😑 and to be played for fun 😑
this game is only 6 years old, weird of kevin to play a new game like this
"Hey there friends today we're exploiting the earth for profit"
Yep, sounds like the start of a normal Kevin video to me
@YeaMan you steal kids too
@Atom you hate Allah and want his churches to be blown up? Stop being stereotypical
Can we just appreciate the man with the stick at the beginning? That man is going places
Sometimes I do wish he played seriously, this is such a fun game and a Playthrough would be awesome
He does on twitch streams etc. Doesn't work as well for short videos tho
Yeah, it's fun when he does it on twitch. But playing a game seriously just isn't what he does on this channel
That’s awesome! I didn’t know he did it on Twitch, I only really watch the RUclips videos but definitely will give that a watch! Thanks
@fadlan xunia OMG, A CP!
If you miss his streams he has a stream archive channel, it’s linked on this one
The fact Kevin didn’t say “we’re going to be doing something a little bit different” unnerves me
the feckin bots get worse every day 😭
I mean, it wasnt really "something a little bit diferent". Kevin must be used to getting tons of debt by now.
@@jw-06 at least they make it obvious at a glance. don't even have to read anything with them any more
Kevin never learns that bank loans are a one way street to the bottom
Every game he plays, kevin sees "bank loan" as the "free money" button. And every single game, he ends up as surprised pikachu
Bank: ok we’re only gonna give you a little bit of money because we don’t know if we trust you yet.
Kevin: Oh you really shouldn’t have!
Goes all in on moles - doesn’t know he’s making the perfect choice.
"Hey Mole, is Mole 2 available to talk?"
Discovered this game years ago on steam one summer when I was bored, it’s actually really dope. Glad you are playing it man
I love how Kevin just simulates a realistic bankruptcy rabbit hole around the 14 minute mark
Why does Kevin always end up gambling in video games? It's becoming a tradition.
pro tip: Dont eat while watching Kevins videos.
He caught me offguard and I spilled my food (3:27).
"Oh my god they are already spending their money. They're wreckless"
"I would like a bank loan please"
Man, kevin hiring a dozen of thoses guys, spilling oil like crazy and getting a huge loan hurt. A lot. I feel personally wronged by it.
This felt like a throwback to 2018-2019 Kevin
honestly having such a shitty day, it’s my first day at a new job and it sucks. I really needed these laughs so thank you Kevin
I love how kevin refuses to learn the basics of a game and then gets annoyed when he is doing poorly and goes bankrupt
This entire video was Kevin saying, "Let me take out a bank loan!" and then saying, "I shouldn't have taken out a bank loan!"
Kevin is an oil genius, as well as a gambling genius
As soon as I saw Kevin starting The Heat Is On after that first run I knew this wasn’t going to end well.
kevin was ahead of the times back when he had molepeople in his walls
Kevin. Just wanted to say couple things to ya.....I'm in my 50's, and absolutely love your content! I got my teenage sons into watching also. Just wanted to say, your comedy, ability to improvise, the creativity you have is amazing. Having worked in radio here as a comedy producer, just wanted to share my thoughts...I'm sure you know these things from your sub base and analytics, just want to reaffirm for ya man, you make me laugh every time I watch! You're a talented fella, funny and original. Keep up the great content!
Kevin in any game “i can win that money back by gambling” 😂
Kevin creating chaos is what makes me happy in life
He didn't even need to try this time, chaos just follows him
2:31 is the epitome of Call Me Kevin.
Oil??!?!!!
*USA wants to know your location*
you don’t know how happy I am to see you play this game 😂
I think you successfully made everyone who has ever played this game before, cringe and look away while you played.
Kevin is a businessman genius
And a military genius
I love playing this game so much. Watching Kevin play it simultaneously fills me with joy and absolute horror!
12:43 - Is your accountant a mole, Kevin?
Reminds me of a flash game called Oiligarchy I used to play in computer lab in high school. The more wells you drilled, the more complex the background music got and it was very entertaining.
Kevin: *Finds oil*
Next day: America invades Ireland to bring capitalism to the potatos.
gonna tell my kids this is how WW3 started /j
The Day After: Ireland has become the 51st state of the United States after the US Army brought stockpiles upon stockpiles of alcohol and potatoes in exchange for their alliance.
The Day After-After: The American Flag is put on the Spire.
Kevin torturing people & destroying the earth for profit? Normally he just does it for his own amusement.
Kevin talking for like 5 minutes straight with the spillage timer going off behind his voice has me in legit tears
I just wanted to say thank you, Kevin. I've been feeling incredibly lonely lately but your videos always make me happier and comforted. :)
Callmekevin is an oil discovering genius
"moles will dig for you"
but are they available to talk?
Oh my god. Kevin and his legendary gambling addiction. hilarious.
Kevin with large sums of money never end well in games, we should know that by now
As you guys can clearly see. Kevin has complete control over the moleman due to Jim having loaned them to him.
Kevin is a true Military Genius!
Theyre the cousins of Mole 2.
Seeing a serious/funny playthrough if this by Kevin would be funny
In this adventure, Mole 2 is indeed talking, and he's telling you where to dig.
Honestly, Kevin I would really enjoy if you played this game for serious aswell, this was interesting and fun
Kevin is so good at the oil business, he's oilright :)
I am astounded by the sheer skill it took to play this bad. Bravo sir 👏.
I almost died laughing when you made -50k and broke the game
Had a hard day at work today, Kevin made my day a lot better. Thanks dude!
Really need this distraction right now, thanks for the entertainment Kevin, I know it'll be a laugh :)
I love this game and the way you're playing it frustrates me on such a deep level. But I have to see where this goes, please keep playing!
Damnit, now I need to play turmoil again. I love this game.
Freddy fazbear be like:
Ahhhhhhhrghhh
Glam rock Freddy be like;
Nice job superstar I’m poud of you Greg
It’s an FNAF (5 night at Freddy’s) joke btw
The company values its workers almost as much a oil rig, I'd like to work there
"Hey there friends, today we're exploiting the earth for profit."
- Kevin 2022
@velicia 2 didn’t ask
This is proof kevin would be gullible to invest his entire savings into the gold rush, only to find fools gold instead
I spit out my coffee when i saw kevin first profit of -50,000
Can't believe I'm this early. Thanks for uploading when I went on my break at work!!
The world is doing something. I’ve owned this game for years but didn’t actually play it until today. Now Kevin makes a video of it. What.
First potatoes, now the oil?! Kevin, when will you learn!
It’s always nice watching Kevin play games terribly
Turmoil, not to be confused with Turg Oil™ (available on the merch store while supplies last)
Those people with sticks seems that really can't be trusted.. 😆😆😆
this is one of those games I can take one look at and know I'd do terribly LMAO
The moles and stickmen working together in the end was the most heartwarming cinematic twist, 10/10
The random card game and then reaction as each card turned over had me rolling at 9:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love watching people play this. I'm glad someone i still enjoy watching like kevin is playing it
Who knew Ricardo would later change his name to Dutch Van Der Linde and leave the oil drilling business to run a gang
*snork* The game was like "why did you buy all these dowsers just to -- you don't get to play anymore" at the beginning. And then it relented, and of course you ended up getting a deficit so deep it's like the Mariana Trench. Impressive work, Kevin!
"I'm going all in on moles."
Thank you, good sir. You will never fully know how much good you do in this world.
This is such a fun game, seriously underrated.
Kevin, please do another one, but like.. get more oil rigs, and upgrade pipes so you can actually get all of the oil in time :)
It will be fun to watch you play this when you're doing good xd
Hey Kevin, can you add the names of the games you play to the video descriptions? Would be cool to check out these indie games. Love the video!
Ahh, the good old Turmoil!
Kevin truly is a capitalist genius.
I love how the loans just continued to lose more and more money
I’m glad Kevin has an authentic look at what it’s like to live in America.
kevin is the kind of player who would lose a short race, but... also lose a long race
watching kev play turmoil is like watching a car crash but like, an entertaining one
Kevin dominating the earth as usual 🙂
"Your stick is working, good for you." - me to my boyfriend when he's in the mood and I'm not
Ah i miss this game, Jack played this way back then and its surprisingly fun
Kevin is now a business genius
Is there anything this man can't do?
Resist his gambling adiction, it seems.
Please keep playing this game! It's such a good one and this is a great vid
Remember what this man said at 10:35 ,20 years later you will see why we CallHimKevin
00:02 aren't we always?