Stardew Valley but I made a cult to run my farm
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Stardew Valley is a simulation role-playing video game developed by Eric "ConcernedApe" Barone. Players take the role of a character who takes over their deceased grandfather's dilapidated farm in a place known as Stardew Valley. The game is open-ended, allowing players to take on activities such as growing crops, raising livestock, fishing, cooking, mining and foraging, and socializing with the townspeople, including the ability to marry and have children.
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Stardew Valley but I made a cult to run my farm
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If all the cult members married the available bachelors and bachelorettes then you could turn Stardew into one massive cult
Future video idea?
Part 2!!!
the true military genius
I call Alex 👀
But they would eat the cult members!
I love how no matter what the game is Kevin will find some way to organize a cult
Not a cult for legal reasons
At this point it has to be in his blood, the urge to lead is powerful
Hmm is he trying to say something? Nah
He's practicing for his future career pivot
Hope he makes it a siereies
The fact that it worked out so well and nobody was griefing or memeing is unbelivable, great cult, i mean community.
What are you talking about? This entire thing was memeing.
And proof of Kevin's military genius. Reverse psychology.
There was, he just cut those parts out. If you actually watched the stream there was some really annoying parts but mainly from one or two people. One of which genuinely managed to get Kevin angry and frustrated when he's such a chill nice guy who's normally fine with memeing. I think it's the person you can see following him sometimes in this video. It was a shame considering the rest of the community was so damn nice. I could be thinking of the stream before this one trying out the concept
@@lemolea9571i have never seen kevin getting angry. Where did he stream btw? Is the vod still up?
@@omegalul8466 he has a vod channel on youtube, and he usually streams on twitch.
@@lemolea9571 Maybe he isn't as chill and nice as you think if some random player can make him outright angry.
"It's in a weird way really wholesome" THAT'S WHAT LURES PEOPLE INTO CULTS KEVIN
fr especially people who wants to be accepted somewhere
666 likes... it's true
he’s truly a cult genius
I mean we are all here arent we?
Kevin is weirdly wholesome-
@@zero_s Yeah ik someone who was in a christian cult (obvs they didn't call it that, they called it a community/family) and people are drawn in by friends and loved ones or by the promise of companionship and other lovely things they say they have. In the one my friend was in it all looked like a lovely wholesome christian community on the surface, everyone had to help everyone, you would never be alone raising kids etc. But under the surface the stuff they drill into you and teach at the school all isnt true. Luckily my friend wasn't too deeply christian and was older and educated so realised and left, moved far far away. still traumatised though. shes trying to write a book about her experience though which is cool
For legal reason, we aren’t allowed to describe it as a “cult”
It's a "ritual meeting group"
in religious studies you can't use the word "cult", you have to use "religion" unless everyone is dead and nobody can sue you. So this classifies as a religion.
It's clearly a community.
Its a cultmunnity
Kevinolagy
I want 10 of them to marry the marriage candidates so that they're all on the farm
So that they marry into the cult? That's one way to make them join I suppose
This was way too good to not have a part 2. Please kevin don't abandon this
And one can have krobus move in too!! A lil monster mascot for the cult
Indoctrination of course😂
Not to mention blue chickens
Honestly props to the other players for being great role players and improvisers and going along with whatever you say
I **rly** want to see the full chat logs for this just cuz literally every time the chat is just full of hilarity and theres so much of it that no doubt didnt make it into the vid.
Like theres random little funny moments like this which are just hilarious with or without context
Bosha: Max did you enjoy being watered
Max: It was riviting
I had to water him every day to make sure he grew up big and strong! 💪
I agree about the transcript. 🤣
@@theboshajones thank you for the hard work 🙏🙏
Guillermo "I will keep you warm"
Bosh "The lubrication is high"
It was... river-ting
Kevin has the amazing ability to create a cult in whatever game he plays
Copied
I love how so many people commit so heavily to it just for the lulz
Kevin could create a cult in Tetris 😂
Well he did start off doing the work with the cultists, but then after it picked up steam he did not need to do it, therefore he did not. He sees himself on the same level as them for he did the same work, he gave them the nutrition and they got the work done. The nutrition is what gets the body to work, he does clearly know best. And then there's the subconscious bonds formed by the 95% of the brain which is operated subconsciously forming bonds and understanding. Of course he can create one in a any game, when you're good enough at something people will obey.
@@maenad1231 *or is it?*
I hope this becomes a series! It's actually hilarious witnessing a Stardew cult in action
especially since they actually made a decent amount of progress id love to see how far they can get 😆
@@lemonade2879 stardew Valley cult speed run
i know it was probably hard to coordinate but by the end of the video i was hoping the same!
Yes, absolutely! I wonder if he could try the same in other games, like Minecraft, or DayZ, or Terraria
Yes
Shoutout to Fish Daddy (aka Max) and Bosha for being amazing cult followers. I loved how good the fishing team wss and Bosha kept the moral up!
Never played Stardew Valley before, my thought was 'wow this game's AI is so smart to be able to understand those typed commands'.
Then one of them said 'pog'. That's the moment the illusion breaks, and I came to the realization that this is a multiplayer.
im sitting here like, there are bots right ? oh no. real people
This silverfox guy sure seems like an efficient cult member!
But for real this was an extremely fun recording to participate in, love ya Kev 💞
Praise be to the dear leader
@@Noah-nk5og praise be!
you were blessed by the Leader
His cult members are people in real life? I thought they were semi-intelligent npcs but no? *I stopped watching since I missed last episode of this series and want to see it 1st.
Now the beginning of this episode, and typing those commands in, it makes a whole lot more sense. I kept thinking "how can npcs be that smart to understand those commands like work till you die etc? Is this game _much_ better than I think it is??" It's been a long day.
My favorite Frenchie 🇫🇷
Considering the CULT in the title, I'm surprised how wholesome this turned out to be, lol.
It really should be no surprise. After all, being wholesome comes as naturally to Kevin as forming cults. Both things clearly come hand in hand. The only surprise is that this particular cult wasnt living in his basement, but i guess an underground farm wouldnt have worked quite the same way.
I mean, aside from all the people passing out from exhaustion and being banished to the mines. :P
cults are always wholesome wdym :)
we are absolutely insane as a fan(cult) base. watching everyone eat the sap and LITERALLY poisoning themselves for kevin was what broke me
"Jamie, you are now the cult jester for the day"
Me: well that's not quite how I saw my day going but Yes Dear Leader!
😂😂
It's Jamie the Jester!!!!!!!!!! Can I get an autograph? 🤩
Tell us a joke oh jester
jesterrrrrrrrr
where was this organized, could I ask?
YOU WERE JAMIE?! Well tell me jokes :)
"The problem is, too much work. Not enough seratonins"
Kevin being a relatable lad is just the thing we all need
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This was so much fun, I was blessed to be a member of this cultmunity day. Thank you Kevin for the opportunity!
Praise be to the dear leader
@@Noah-nk5og Dear Leader knows best
Omg theyre real people? Thats awesome
Oww where did he announced the game?
It was people?
I genuinely adore how into it everyone was. Like, they were all committed to the cult-munity, you love to see it.
I find it even funnier to imagine the cult members as npc's that Kevin has driven so insane they've become sentient 😂
Fun fact about the giant melon you have a 1% chance of growing one when you put them in a 3x3 sized square! You can also do that with cauliflower’s and pumpkins!
just to add on, giant crops will grow from fully-grown normal crops -- as in, they must reach the full growth stage, and _then_ they have a 1% chance to become giant
I totally didn't find this out by looking on the wiki after spending hours trying to figure out why my pumpkins weren't giantifying
Blasphemy! It was the Dear Leader!
@@daksmyth9320 To add to that: I think only the middle one needs to be fully grown. The ones around it can still be seeds for all the melon cares. Some minmax runs and seedeed speedruns use it to their advantage :P
@@Roozyj cool stuff. I like learning how to exploit the mechanics of this game
“Your nutrition is important to him and he knows best” lmao
Proceeds to give sap once and never did it again
12:13 Bosha said "i like the mines 👉👈 punish me dear leader" , 😭😭😭
Child: dad can we have cult of the lamb?
Dad: we have cult of the lamb at home
Cult of the lamb at home:
Most people are weirded out when someone makes a cult but I'm weirded out when Kevin doesn't make a cult
Edit: I went to sleep and its at 800
this
It's just norm for Kevin. I'd always expect seeing videos of our dear leader whenever he uploads.
Good for you. I hope you're proud.
Thank you cult-mmunity for whisking me away from the college dungeon and into the Kevin Stardew cult for a day, even if I was super confused. 😅 also I was hooked on Stardew when I found keivn’s channel in 2018 so thank you for the full circle. Despite his war crimes, Kevin is the best cult leader. :) 🎉🙏🏻
(I’m sure he won’t see this which is fine but i appreciate how deep this community is to reach out to me despite being in school full time now and not as active 🥲)
This was posted while I was painting. Not in the prisoner basement but tbh it would probably help me focus more. 😪 Ok I’ll stop talking. Thanks cult and Kevin for the cool opportunity. 🥲
Wait I’m confused this isn’t a mod then? How did you get picked?
@@still_your_zelda what cult? 🤔
@@imbald9089 it is a mod and we played it a certain way. :) the way I was recruited however is a secret lol.
Ok I've never wanted a full-on series on Stardew Valley until now, I'm fully invested in how this might develop, fantastic content like this MUST have come from a god-like mind, praise be to the great leader! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Surprised that Jim gave them all their own houses and didn't put down as many beds as possible into just a few houses.
What a living quality upgrade from the sims!
I don't putting several beds in one house is possible in stardew x)
@@mychemicaldirection you can. I have two beds in my ginger island house
@@thewitheredsouls ohh, i see. my bad, haven't played in a while
For this mod, the amount of beds don't matter it's the amount of houses. Evreyone can sleep in one bed if they want too. Keep the dear leader warm and sacerfice themselves when the cows come home.
Rule 8: No looking for frogs.
Rule 9: No soup shall be consumed
@@PugnaciousProductions But i am eating soup right now, and i did not know the rule. How do i repent?
@@Karlusman Off to the mines with you!
@@Karlusman Go into quarantine for 4 weeks and then renounce all soup.
@@Karlusman As Kevin stated in one of his videos surveilling the Cult's subreddit: You must atone for your sins by watching his videos while eating potatoes.
This was genuinely my favorite Kevin video to date.
why are you dating videos? /j
Then marry it /s
I want to see Kevin do this in Minecraft doing that villager challenge but with cultists
@@CallMeKevin_1 A wise Irish man once told me to never take advice from another Irish man, especially a bot
Hard-core mode
Wanna see if he can get them to protect him all the way to the end.
maybe even see them get rich and make some beacons around his castle to help protect him even more lol
kevin’s cult is literally him being a project manager 😂 I love this.
also, this cult probably does wonders for this town’s economy. let’s be honest ahahah
30 minutes of Kevin making a Cult in stardew Valley this is going to be great!!!
30 minutes of Kevin is going to be great!
I mean its all fun and games until jim makes everyone buy nike decades
And it was 😊
Aye, 'twas. xD
i’ve been so excited for this! i had such a great time playing with you and the (cult) community!! thank you for inviting us ❤
Praise be to the dear leader
I was wondering if this was a mod or actual players, seems like fun
@@Noah-nk5og praise be 🙏
@@jadelilly420 no it was us! it was very beautifully janky, so much fun
Were you the same Jamie in charge of jokes every 4 hrs?😂
I'd love to see a "speedrun" with the cult. Just to see how fast you can do everything
It shows how Kevin is so good at heart, that when he is acting as a cult leader, he subconsciously says please to the real people playing the game when he wants something.
I had a pretty bad day today, but getting a notification that Kevin uploaded always makes my days so much brighter,
same
Same! I hope tomorrow is better 💜💜
Definitely! :D
never have I seen someone’s eyes light up as bright as when kevin says “cult”
I think Kevin should make this a series where he has his cult carry him all the way through the skull cavern mission
The only content creator I've seen make it worth your while for being a member, playing with their own community. I loved watching this so much
I hope you'll actually complete the game with everyone. Can't imagine it'll be that difficult to complete the collections with that many people working on it. Excellent video!
"they are just so programmed they're not even thinking"
Me at work.
When he's making friends, Kevin truly flourishes
i hope he does this again. this video was so wholesome and funny. i would watch a dozen more of this exact video
Finally, I've been waiting for a cult since this whole stardew series began.
that's amazing, kevin should definitely do more videos where he plays with his viewers. especially the games where you can make big servers, has great cult possibilities as proven here.
This is so funny
The fact that everyone was so coordinated is killing me 😂
Kevin the type to role play a cult into a very real cult
Kevin must really love not leaving the farm
Probably Stockholm Syndrome
Oh my gosh, please make this a series or do another video, this was one of my favorites so far!! I was dying laughing the whole time, and it felt oddly wholesome
I really hope this becomes a series. I'd love to see the chaos that would come from 'I made a cult that played 1 year of Stardew Valley without leaving the farm'
I would LOVE more of this series on Cult Valley. I wonder how fast the "completed" ending could be done?
Cut to a few years later when Kevin, dressed as Jim Pickens, starts a real-life cult
When Kevin is old man and completely fluent in simlish (the language of the gods) he better dress like Jim and start a real cult
@@Eddy-xc4ni Sul Sul! Yabadoo, peebo mir ades? Yebs oira noi. Dag dag!
@@sof0099 Looks like Google can't translate simlish (yet?🤨) 😄
My face hurts from smiling for the entirety of this video! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!
That one player just ALWAYS carrying a shell
That was the cutest cult you've made yet! XD And yes, clearly you were blessed by the creation of the BIG MELON -- seriously, wonder how that happened? Everybody watering it so efficiently?
I’m already scared, weary, horrified and stressed, yet I must fulfill the duty to the leader, I rate this experience: a pine tree out of a pineapple
Half an hour felt like only five minutes. Was having a bad pain day, but this is the distraction I needed. Praise be the Dear Leader!
Can confirm, the fishing team did have the most fun 🎣
“I now declare you leader of the fishing group”
“PRAISE BE! I have purpose” 😂😂
Kevin is so good at establishing cults that i am awaiting the day when he does so outside of the games, i got my picture of the Dear Leader already on my wall!
My day is not complete until I hear the words "Hey there friends, my name is Kevin". Love ya Kev!
Cult Rule 2 makes me convinced that Kevin is an actual cult leader… too accurate.
Just when I thought Kevin was done playing Stardew Valley, he comes out with this masterpiece! I'm genuinely, deeply moved by this community & what we've managed to accomplish together 👏 😭
Someone should make a playlist of all the cult related videos, just to see how many there are at this point
It would take a couple of years, but its a worthwhile endeavor.
@@pedrovallefin8406 I mean if people can not only count but even show every clip of videos which feature Jim Pickens murdering someone, this probably wouldn't take too long. Few sims videos actually feature the cult, it would mostly be looking trough his RP videos to check if he made a cult at some point, and adding the Plague Inc one, this, and the Sims videos in which he uses the Get Together expansion (Otherwise it's not a cult, it's kidnapping) to make people work for him.
you gotta give your editor a bonus for that amazing thumbnail
ya'll should acquire the Mayor's golden statue into a sacred room and put the lucky purple shorts on an altar surrounded by torches ablaze.
This video is so unique. I wish more Stardew Valley youtubers had such great ideas for roleplaying.
Just what I needed after a long day at school: 30 minutes of Kevin being Kevin
I’ve been having a really rough time lately for a lot of reasons, and your videos have been a major comfort for me. They never fail to cheer me up with how ridiculous they are, and no matter how many times I rewatch them it always feels like a big hug. Thank you for being here and for all the awesome things you do :))
Stardew has such a cool modding community that I had to check the comments on whether this was a mod or actual people playing 😂
I want more of Kevin making a real life cult
He's back with more stardew! And of course it's another cult, about time 🤣
Honestly, this looks pretty fun. The village looked so nice at the end. Wish I could've been there to join y'all lmao
Are we just not going to acknowledge how wild it must be for the npcs. Just imagine an old grampa you knew going "Ah, my grandson and some of his friends will be taking over the estate..." and then a HOARDE of like 30 people come rushing from the farm the next morning shouting praise to their leader
There is no logic to why I am giggling at a Stardew Valley cult on a Saturday morning, but here we are.
This was so clever, Kevin never seizes to amaze me with his cult like mindset
I like the "EAT THAT MEAT" callback 😂
"Bring your furniture"
That one guy "are we....supposed to have furniture?"
You may have been robbed
i would absolutely watch a series like this !!! imagine achieving perfection through a cult in stardew !!
This has to be one of my favorite videos, please create more cults in the future Kevin
Easily one of my favorite videos you've made. Hope this turns into a series
I thought they where npcs at first
OMJP
I actually learnt how to be better at organizing on my farm, if I was ever lucky to be able to join "The Not a Cult" farm, I would obey the Fish Daddy if I was chosen to be added to the fish team
ConcernedApe: I will make multiplayer so they have fun together
Kevin: “make a second cult for Jim Pickens”
Fishing team was truly having a fantastic time. This was so chaotic, but so much fun! Thank you for the opportunity Dear Leader 🙏
fucking oh my god all of the cult members body-blocking during the egg festival i'm DYING HAKDJLXBDMFB
I want a book called 'My first cult' and it has Jim holding puppet strings over the towns folk.
Also Kevin is a cultist genius.
This was so much fun to watch 😂 something like this can only happen in your cult Kevin 🤣
Bro, at the start everyone was so nice to you ❤ it's so wholesome 🤣
it was actually really cute to seeing everyone working together!
this was such a fun experience! it is cool to hear the commentary bc on our end it was just chaos (in the best way)
I could watch literal hours of this.
This may be my favorite stardew video I have ever watched, and I've watched easily hundreds over the past year and a half or two years. Absolutely hilarious. Would love to watch you and your cult play this to the bitter end (perfection). What a masterpiece.
this was the most amazing thing ever. everyone listening and praising was kinda cute. all just happy to help out the dear leader
Kevin won't let being unable to control the NPC's stop him from making cults. Amazing, I love it
Hi Kevin! My husband is a fellow Irishman and I just wanted to say we (after keeping up with your Sims 4 gameplay) thoroughly enjoy watching your Stardew Valley playthrough 💚💚
This is the most obedient group on modded co op I have ever seen, it’s amazing
kevin is scarily good at making cults
Please do more of this, please, it is so beautiful. Every Stardew Valley video you do is a gem