I crashed the stock market by breaking every law

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @kyrimichael4418
    @kyrimichael4418 3 года назад +5329

    "I crashed the stock market by breaking every law" - Don't worry Kevin, that's pretty much how people in Wall Street operate anyway.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +10

      Report links

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +10

      Congrats on the heart

    • @MajorBaker-vz9go
      @MajorBaker-vz9go 3 года назад +56

      @Willy on Wheels begone bot

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +20

      @Willy on Wheels BEGONE BOT

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +6

      @@MajorBaker-vz9go exactly

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +3202

    "what does integrity mean?"
    Stock broker: "You're gonna fit in great here"

  • @thecuriousindividualdan5652
    @thecuriousindividualdan5652 3 года назад +1746

    “I crashed the stock market by breaking every law”
    Wall Street: “It’s only breaking laws if you’re poor”

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +13

      Hagrid

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 года назад +13

      @@hagrid3348 Hagrid moment

    • @rajdeepvijayaraj4243
      @rajdeepvijayaraj4243 3 года назад +12

      Ah Free Market, I love thee.

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 года назад

      @@hagrid3348 Hagrid

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 года назад +24

      When Wall Street breaks laws: *hihi, just a small mistake, hihi only a few billions gone. im just quirky like that*
      When people are fed up, band together and buy stocks; Wall Street: We NeEd MoRe LaWs AgAiNsT tHat
      Everybody else: Laws against what? Speaking with each other? Buying stock overall? Its your fucking fault that you have lost billions in Gamestop and ill ragequit the next time i hear one of em ask for a bail out.

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +1051

    I can just imagine Kevin driving down the streets of New York in his tank, dropping cups of coffee out the side yelling "COFFEE'S DOWN!"

    • @royjaber571
      @royjaber571 3 года назад +55

      And using his tank to deliver food with uno eats 😆

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +32

      @@royjaber571 omg yes, perfect! Throwing boxes of pizzas like Frisbees, from his tank, not even pulling up to the curb

    • @royjaber571
      @royjaber571 3 года назад +20

      @@KuueenKumi exactly and blasting soda bottles from the Canon of the tank 😆

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +8

      @@royjaber571 Jeezus, I can see it 💯

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 года назад +8

      Not the weirdest thing you'd see on NYC

  • @dragon_girl12
    @dragon_girl12 3 года назад +2027

    Seeing Kevin break things is so cathartic. Like, yes chaotic man go forth and destroy! I'm glad we have such a wonderful inspiring culmmunity leader

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +13

      Hagrid

    • @shadybanana6553
      @shadybanana6553 3 года назад +9

      Whats the name of this game seems intresting. When i try to find ferios at steam nothing came up.

    • @cheeseisherelive
      @cheeseisherelive 3 года назад +11

      Okay but like genuinely tho! Being as I’m someone who always does the good routes in games, it’s really fun to see the alternate routes hehe

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 года назад +2

      @@hagrid3348 Hagrid

    • @progamer_not2681
      @progamer_not2681 3 года назад +1

      @Willy on Wheels stop posting other videos on an amazing youtuber a channel. It is funny cuz you have more likes then dislikes

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 3 года назад +210

    I love the idea of this crowd of lobbyists shuffling in and out of offices loudly proclaiming whether coffee is good or bad all day long 😂😂😅😂

  • @saxomarphone
    @saxomarphone 3 года назад +1239

    Kevin never asks us “how’s it going?” Anymore! So I guess we have to ask Kevin.
    Hey there Kevin, how’s it going?

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +16

      Hagrid

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 3 года назад +23

      Hey there saxomarhone, how's it going? My name's The Eggman 456

    • @ivgorm9365
      @ivgorm9365 3 года назад +4

      @@hagrid3348 Hagrid

    • @DoubleA1209
      @DoubleA1209 3 года назад +6

      @Willy on Wheels Why did you make me listen to this? Worst thing is that I listened to it all. Now, I need bleach.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +2

      @Willy on Wheels disgusting

  • @iamabigman9700
    @iamabigman9700 3 года назад +1459

    When u realise Kevin hasn’t been reminding us of his name since he moved to Spain…

    • @MHF786
      @MHF786 3 года назад +140

      I feel like it's like his bitlife play through where he immigrates to another country after he escapes jail and does a sex change. Only to kill again and move to another country again.

    • @anastasialovesoranges
      @anastasialovesoranges 3 года назад +57

      Who is Kevin?

    • @fury1031
      @fury1031 3 года назад +115

      He hasn't asked us how we are either 😭😭😭

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +5

      Hagrid

    • @spookyurl4665
      @spookyurl4665 3 года назад +50

      More like bore ragnorak

  • @marlowarlo3558
    @marlowarlo3558 3 года назад +395

    “Is this his friends? Better demotivate him.” He says, throwing out his own photo
    Tbf that would demotivate me too, I’d be terrified by a guy who just tossed out all his personal belongings as a tactic to scare me

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 года назад +2

      Hagrid

    • @pleasesetmeonfire1166
      @pleasesetmeonfire1166 3 года назад +22

      One of my best friends in high school was a kid with bipolar disorder who would constantly break his personal belongings when he got manic and decided to be a minimalist and I can confirm that people were indeed scared of the lad. I remember when he pissed on and broke his LG flip phone because he decided technology was overrated. Wonder where he is nowadays.

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 года назад +6

      @@emperorzoltar6938 among us

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 года назад +1

      power move

  • @ZayRashod
    @ZayRashod 3 года назад +696

    Kevin you havent told us who you are in the beginning in awhile and its making me uncomfortable

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 3 года назад +41

      oh, is his name kevin? huh.

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 3 года назад +54

      @@goldensloth7 that's what he'd like us to call him, anyway

    • @crash6192
      @crash6192 3 года назад +6

      Damn, Zay Rashod really a part of the cult

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 3 года назад +7

      Yeah Kevin how do we know you're the real Kevin, huh?

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 года назад +3

      Hagrid

  • @GameSocietyPimps
    @GameSocietyPimps 3 года назад +216

    😂 "They wanted $200,000. I told them to give me $200,000 and we met in the middle" I need to remember that negotiation technique next time I'm looking for a condo

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 3 года назад +78

    It just occurred to me that I have no idea how the stock market works. But I'm now confident that it's exactly like this, bear statuettes and all.

    • @skippingrhyme4386
      @skippingrhyme4386 Год назад

      I made 6.7 million on the Stock Market in the last 6 months And i have no idea how it works either lol im a Landscaper. #ThankYouTeslaOptions

  • @user-ds7ej3ri8u
    @user-ds7ej3ri8u 3 года назад +242

    "I was adjacent to trying" is just a big mood

  • @mr.handbones9591
    @mr.handbones9591 3 года назад +55

    Throwing things out the window in a stock market game. It feels like they make these games specifically with a "what will Kevin try" mind set.

  • @frametrash9047
    @frametrash9047 3 года назад +103

    I absolutely adore how happy kevin sounds now. He just makes my day now constantly, and genuinely makes me laugh

  • @immarissa
    @immarissa 3 года назад +217

    “$100,000 worth of coffee, please!”
    How my mornings start every day.

  • @cack_tus
    @cack_tus 3 года назад +115

    The titles of Kevin’s videos are starting to sound like that one guy in Ratatouille who changes his story every time someone asks him why he was in prison

  • @pagansbasin6657
    @pagansbasin6657 3 года назад +261

    Wow, I didn’t know Kevin was a real stock broker

    • @jamiefagerstrom
      @jamiefagerstrom 3 года назад +2

      @TommySunday 🅥 F U

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 3 года назад +1

      Then how I will remember to call him Kevin?

    • @jwg2665
      @jwg2665 3 года назад

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HE|| LMFAOO 🔥🔥🔥

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +1

      Hagrid

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 года назад

      @@hagrid3348 Hagrid

  • @Jakoseph
    @Jakoseph 3 года назад +97

    I just got out of a year long rehab, these videos have made my life more enjoyable for over a year now, thanks for making these dude

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +1

      Hagrid.

    • @LoveRemains
      @LoveRemains 3 года назад +19

      They helped me out the same way a couple years ago. Btw congrats, sober life is pretty amazing. 😊

    • @Jakoseph
      @Jakoseph 3 года назад +8

      @@LoveRemains thank you you too :)

    • @getschwifty5271
      @getschwifty5271 3 года назад +9

      Aye man as someone who struggles with sobriety I wanna congratulate you & wish you the best of luck moving forward in ur life!

  • @scottbaileymsc
    @scottbaileymsc 3 года назад +13

    At the start of every video I can't help but say "Haha, Kevin". There is a reason he is the only RUclipsr I watch every day but I don't know why, I don't think any of us do, he's just great

  • @lionwilliams5390
    @lionwilliams5390 3 года назад +237

    The Test Trilogy might just be the most underrated game series on steam.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +22

      Are those the personality test games that cost like 2 bucks? I'd love to see Kevin play those

    • @lionwilliams5390
      @lionwilliams5390 3 года назад +15

      @@KuueenKumi They are! They're amazing.

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +4

      Hagrid

    • @Superbia_Anima
      @Superbia_Anima 3 года назад +17

      Would you rather punch a nun or get punched by a nun?

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +16

      @@Superbia_Anima Ohoho, nice try, Satan

  • @Missa_Propriation
    @Missa_Propriation 3 года назад +56

    I miss when Kevin said the name of the game he was playing at the beginning 😭 he usually got the name wrong, but I still liked it.

    • @monotone1180
      @monotone1180 3 года назад +20

      anyone know what this game's called?
      found it its called 'the invisible hand'

    • @mooncakev1689
      @mooncakev1689 3 года назад +3

      @@monotone1180 hero

    • @SadiaNoshin
      @SadiaNoshin 3 года назад

      @@monotone1180 Bless you

  • @Kaybug150
    @Kaybug150 3 года назад +51

    Someone should make a compilation of every time Kevin says "I'm gonna get arrested" in a videogame.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 3 года назад +7

      I dont sure anyone would be up to that sort of work. I mean, that video could go on for hours.

    • @celene_moon
      @celene_moon 3 года назад +5

      One second I have to go contact lampshade doggo

  • @lancapolida3792
    @lancapolida3792 3 года назад +31

    Love how Kevin decided to make an effort to destroy that one specific character's job. Like, plenty of people got fired because of him, but that one dude is gonna be living on the streets after today's events.

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman12569 3 года назад +64

    "Oh wait is that me doing it?"
    Kevin pauses, realising the sheer extent of the scam that is 'free-market trade'

    • @shocktnc
      @shocktnc 4 месяца назад

      You're welcome to try living somewhere that doesn't have a free market 😂

  • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
    @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 3 года назад +201

    “I crashed the stock market by breaking every law”
    Kevin always breaks the laws in every game, the laws being the actual game.

  • @bannerthesuperdog
    @bannerthesuperdog 3 года назад +137

    I’m too small brain to understand this concept so I’ll just smile and wave

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 3 года назад +29

    Watching this pretending I even know what “shorting” is or anything else about stocks 😂

  • @ScrumpehDrinker
    @ScrumpehDrinker 3 года назад +43

    Kevin after playing a game: "Now that's a lot of damage!"

  • @Dispariabooks
    @Dispariabooks 3 года назад +94

    Man, turnip trading in AC has gotten really advanced if they made a whole minigame about it.

  • @harrisonpelham7580
    @harrisonpelham7580 3 года назад +33

    Kevin’s video: “destroying economies and breaking laws”
    Me: “is this a repost?”

  • @myzensianquaternasius6848
    @myzensianquaternasius6848 3 года назад +6

    I really love how Kevin absolutely destroys everything he comes across, just like mom used to do.

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 3 года назад +30

    Can’t wait to see how handling a salmon suspiciously causes an economic crash in a video game

  • @Sengyizhe
    @Sengyizhe 3 года назад +240

    Kevin please go back to having a bit of an intro, i liked it when you gave a bit of a leadup to what you are doing or playing, and liked to know what the game was right off the back. :)

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад +2

      Hagrid

    • @adrianaramos4888
      @adrianaramos4888 3 года назад +35

      I liked knowing the name of the game

    • @phosphatepod
      @phosphatepod 3 года назад +3

      @@adrianaramos4888 replying to see if anyone knows the game

    • @jacelauren3683
      @jacelauren3683 3 года назад +4

      someone else commented that the game was called the invisible hand, wasn’t sure if you already saw it or not!

    • @joshbuchanan8541
      @joshbuchanan8541 3 года назад +6

      Right off the bat*

  • @danielwood6933
    @danielwood6933 3 года назад +22

    "Coffee, buy buy buy"
    The Spiffing Brit wants to know your location

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад

      Hagrid.

    • @Chosen1Creator
      @Chosen1Creator 3 года назад +3

      Manipulating the markets :)
      by using coffee :(

    • @shocktnc
      @shocktnc 4 месяца назад

      I'm surprised Spiff hasn't done an exploit for this game. Would be funny to see him take over the stock market with Yorkshire Tea.

  • @jesserichard5953
    @jesserichard5953 3 года назад +21

    If your investing experience is less than 10 years, start with 4-6 portfolio. Don't bet big on any single company, learn the process first. Initial diversification is not bad, it really worked for me during my earlier years. Remember that protection of Capital is a must, Good luck.

    • @benkent4657
      @benkent4657 3 года назад

      Very true. Also new investors should study the market. Market crashes are opportune time to protect capital in the sense that one can gain years of growth from the bottom of a crash in a month. This last crash provided over a decade of of growth in majority of stocks and cryptos. Always be ready to jump at these opportunities.

    • @isabellaanthony6250
      @isabellaanthony6250 3 года назад

      My target last year was to buy an new home and I had only 11months to make this happen because my rent was due. I had an investment manager guilding me at this time and I happen to achieve my goal. So yes, opportunities do materialize if we don't sleep on them.

    • @watkins_bennett
      @watkins_bennett 3 года назад

      How do one get in touch with your manager? I have be making lots of losses trading on my own

    • @anaishareyansh8579
      @anaishareyansh8579 3 года назад

      Serena Rodriguez is my manager's name. Her strategies and signals are top notch.

    • @fernandorodrigo6776
      @fernandorodrigo6776 3 года назад

      How do you guys achieve such trade success, i could really use some tips?

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 года назад +9

    My man Kevin is single-handedly running the coffee stock market

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 3 года назад +96

    "I crashed the stock market by breaking every law"
    If RUclips doesn't work out, I'm sure Robinhood will gladly hire you!

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 года назад +45

    "I crashed the stock market by breaking every law"
    Jim Pickens would be so proud

  • @whatdadogdoin_
    @whatdadogdoin_ 3 года назад +1

    the genuine panic at 16:41 makes me, someone who doesn't know shit about stock, panic as well, forgetting this is just a video game😭

  • @autismgaming5311
    @autismgaming5311 3 года назад +13

    Kevin becoming a better stock investor then all of wallstreat

  • @trisjco
    @trisjco Год назад +2

    lol my name is Tristan and I had the video on while I was doing some work. I couldn’t do what I was trying to do and just heard Kevin say “oh poor Tristan” scared the hell outa me 😂😂 4:30

  • @KevinG3699
    @KevinG3699 3 года назад +5

    Way to go Kevin! Never a dull moment when you dive into things you have no business in.

  • @asadpuppy1259
    @asadpuppy1259 3 года назад +13

    The scariest position Kevin can hold is as a hedgefund manager

    • @vanguardiris3232
      @vanguardiris3232 Год назад +1

      I misread this as "hedgehog manager" and was delighted

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 3 года назад +20

    Kevin: "Yes, I'm happy to do insider trading."
    Me: I'll take "Martha Stewart Quotes" for $100, Alex. : )

  • @MattMann-cr2nj
    @MattMann-cr2nj 3 года назад +42

    'I sent lobbyists after coffee, i hate coffee'
    Coincidentally Jacksepticeye's coffee company crashed shortly afterwards...

  • @Craig_B
    @Craig_B 3 года назад +44

    The game is called "The invisible Hand" for anyone that wants to play it on steam

    • @gabrielanke5941
      @gabrielanke5941 3 года назад +5

      Thank you very much! Been scrolling through the video and comments trying to find it, searching on steam/google didn't help either, so you are a true hero to me :D

    • @santnox7559
      @santnox7559 3 года назад +1

      Kevin doesn't mention the title because he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by RUclips algorithm.
      Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 года назад +17

    “This is definitely gunna kill someone, good luck out there!”
    Bears first murder, awww

  • @Randomninja47
    @Randomninja47 3 года назад +22

    Kevin is just demonstrating what goes on daily in real life.
    It's literally fine unless you're a retail investor but since you work for a firm, you're good.

  • @ely1508
    @ely1508 3 года назад +2

    I didn't expect to enjoy this as much as I did! We need more of Kevo, the heartless stock broker, pleaseeee

  • @k1ngf3lon92
    @k1ngf3lon92 3 года назад +4

    Kevin:“I need to be more careful with my money”
    Also Kevin: *gets super excited over a bear statue he spent like 5,000$ on and then throws it out of the window of the building

  • @GlaurungTheGreat
    @GlaurungTheGreat 3 года назад +4

    I like how somehow Kevin can just market manipulate with impunity. Send in twenty lobbyists, that'll obviously enormously shift the value of a multi-billion dollar industry.

  • @PotatoJedi
    @PotatoJedi 3 года назад +4

    I hope there's a follow-up video to this. I'm strangely… invested… ;D

  • @Skully8998
    @Skully8998 3 года назад +9

    Kevin: " oh god don't call me, just text me "
    So does that mean his new name is Textmekevin? 🤣

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 года назад +6

    I love how Kevin thinks he was damaging a guy's SHORT SELLING of oil by TANKING IT.

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 года назад +87

    Ah yes more of Kevin playing "Best Bad" simulator games just to fuel his new addiction

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +2

      Report TommySunday

  • @firefly2647
    @firefly2647 3 года назад +4

    I'm so glad I sat down and finally watched the award winning movie, The Feck of Wall Street.

  • @postcaard
    @postcaard 3 года назад

    as someone who hated learning about stocks in business math and has repressed any knowledge about it but loves kevin, watching this was a bittersweet experience

  • @MHF786
    @MHF786 3 года назад +9

    "What does integrity mean?" ~ Kevin - 2021

  • @Miss_Jinx
    @Miss_Jinx 3 года назад +3

    I learned more about the stock market in Kevin’s video that I ever did in school.

  • @woolfieMcP
    @woolfieMcP 3 года назад +53

    "I crashed the stock market by breaking every law"
    As opposed to crashing the game by breaking the physics. I'd say that's progress

  • @AWASU
    @AWASU 3 года назад +4

    Kevin could've had some great ads on this with a different title.
    "This is how I beat the stock market"
    "I made over $1 million in commodities alone!"

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 3 года назад +8

    That means that it isnt stonks... Its sknots
    Also: I always knew that Kevin would crash the stockmarket one day, im so proud of him.

  • @tayk.t.523
    @tayk.t.523 3 года назад +1

    Watching this video made me remember how much I don't understand the stock market. Tha k you, Kevin.

  • @RUNFROMONYX
    @RUNFROMONYX 3 года назад +42

    i am noticing a trend of the names of the games not being featured in the videos. as a result:
    day 1 of asking kevin what the game is called

    • @santnox7559
      @santnox7559 3 года назад +3

      he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by RUclips algorithm.
      Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.

    • @celene_moon
      @celene_moon 3 года назад +2

      The Invisible Hand

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 3 года назад +7

      @@santnox7559 Yeah I've definitely noticed that he became a lot less candid the past year.
      His humor is still the same, but his video titles and thumbnails have gotten to be a lot more clickbaity 'here's my surprised reaction face" youtuber rather than when he used to have his own style. He replaced his KEVO watermark so he could make every video look like the generic "I DID THIS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED" type of garbage you would find everywhere else on youtube, which is a shame because the content of his videos are top notch and he's a genuinely funny guy.
      On one hand I'm glad he's getting more popular, but on the other hand I hate how most of his uploads look exactly like every other popular clickbaity youtuber's now. It was fun when he had his own style, but now he's changed his format for the sole purpose of getting exposed to more and more people and its kind of sad as a long time viewer.

  • @Theonewhoknocks-u4l
    @Theonewhoknocks-u4l 9 месяцев назад

    "Hey there, Friends! Today we are breaking the stock market"
    Man, give us a chance to take a breath...

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 3 года назад +3

    It's sweet that he's shortened it to "hey friends", even though it's probably at his own expense.

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 3 года назад +1

    Halfway through this video I started playing Solitare. Kevin sure is good at manipulating what we consume!

  • @katluvr4266
    @katluvr4266 3 года назад +47

    Day 18 of asking Kevin to finish the Desperate Housewives game

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад

      Hagrid

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 3 года назад

      There was far too much child slapping in that game lol

  • @marlonleechan8494
    @marlonleechan8494 3 года назад +1

    This feels too real, an insight into the people behind the AMC and GameStop stock.

  • @myathewolfeh1156
    @myathewolfeh1156 3 года назад +15

    "Hey, you're not working, you're playing Solitaire."
    That's like 70% of office workers, lol.

    • @shocktnc
      @shocktnc 4 месяца назад

      no not really

  • @jimmylittle9393
    @jimmylittle9393 3 года назад +1

    "I'm socially anxious don't call me" relatable.

  • @NotOki1
    @NotOki1 3 года назад +4

    I'd like to imagine the title is about real life and I missed it on the news that Kevin did a national tragedy

  • @Connor-tw7qj
    @Connor-tw7qj 3 года назад +2

    "If you're wearing sunglasses indoors, thats a no from me." -Kevin wearing sunglasses indoors

  • @MHF786
    @MHF786 3 года назад +13

    Somewhere between "i broke a game" to "i broke the stock market" we all grew up.
    Good God these bots are getting out of hands.

    • @MHF786
      @MHF786 3 года назад

      Are you like the ancestor of hagrid?

    • @jwg2665
      @jwg2665 3 года назад

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HE|| LMFAOO 🔥🔥🔥

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад

      Hagrid.

    • @MHF786
      @MHF786 3 года назад

      Apparently not

  • @tristoncriswell3254
    @tristoncriswell3254 3 года назад

    I've started watching you a lot these past few months thank you for making these videos, always like watching these when bored.

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 3 года назад +5

    "I can't believe Kevin likes Van-Patten's card over mine"

  • @pixeldeni
    @pixeldeni 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for another great video Kevin! I’m enjoying them while I’m at home with covid

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 года назад

      Hagrid.

    • @pixeldeni
      @pixeldeni 3 года назад

      @@hagrid3348 thanks Hagrid

    • @kewoshk
      @kewoshk 3 года назад +1

      Get well soon, playing video games and reading helped me with my quarantine back in the day. Have a nice day/night 🌸

    • @pixeldeni
      @pixeldeni 3 года назад +1

      @@kewoshk thank you :)

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 года назад +19

    So we finally get to see the man who inspired the wolf of wall street

  • @hikariyumi9441
    @hikariyumi9441 3 года назад +1

    Oh dear Kevin is really good. I mean, i have a vague understanding whats going on.. but the speed he's doing that.. oh wow

  • @lol4907
    @lol4907 3 года назад +3

    I hope Kevin plays it more this game is so good

  • @death1019
    @death1019 3 года назад +1

    I needed those laughs. Thanks, Kevin!

  • @kiwisandsprinkles8947
    @kiwisandsprinkles8947 3 года назад +10

    No “how’s it going” Kevin? This move changed you 😔

  • @jessicanicholson
    @jessicanicholson 3 года назад +2

    When Kevin says the word coffee so many times you start getting adverts for coffee 😂😂😂

  • @mrsporadicsporkguy5481
    @mrsporadicsporkguy5481 3 года назад +21

    This game is kinda scary when you realize this is basically how it works in real life.

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 3 года назад +2

      Except most of it is automated

    • @parthmudgal9270
      @parthmudgal9270 Год назад +1

      What's scary in that? This should be enticing for you.

  • @ced1106
    @ced1106 2 месяца назад

    I can't believe you're still ruining lives in a game without combat, death, cars, or violence. Thanks for the video!!!

  • @FrenchFries2
    @FrenchFries2 3 года назад +6

    Kevin breaks every law? So a classic Tuesday evening then?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад

      Pretty much. Also, report links

  • @hondaryderz
    @hondaryderz 3 года назад +1

    I bought Planet Coaster and Two Point Hospital thanks to your videos, I am hooked now lol

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 3 года назад +3

    2:59 "A 100 grand worth of coffee, please" Jacksepticeye would be proud of you ☕
    10:46 "Anyone who wears sunglasses indoors gets a 'no' from me" Even DJ Kevi? 🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️

  • @nathand4118
    @nathand4118 3 года назад +2

    I am being deprived of my "how's it going. My name is Kevin."

  • @Słowianikz
    @Słowianikz 3 года назад +3

    I got a stock market ad on this vid 😂😂😂

  • @mutt7883
    @mutt7883 3 года назад

    13:17- "Don't blink." But there's no weeping angels. 9/10.

  • @Eclipse-uv3jj
    @Eclipse-uv3jj 3 года назад +5

    If you are curious the game's called the invisible hand.

  • @purplepuddlesuwu
    @purplepuddlesuwu 3 года назад +2

    "I'm socially anxious don't call me text me"
    Yeah there's no other way to put it Kevin is my long lost brother

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 3 года назад +18

    Day 147 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

  • @irissoya4427
    @irissoya4427 3 года назад +1

    The funniest part of this... you damn well know Kevin would just kill it irl on our fecked up stock market. ❤

  • @stephaniewatkins8022
    @stephaniewatkins8022 3 года назад +11

    Kevin, I appreciate you’re mixing up your intro but YOU HAVEN’T ASKED ME HOW ITS GOING

  • @OscarDaOtter317
    @OscarDaOtter317 3 года назад

    Kevin really is on to something here. In the USA i cant remember a single morning new cast where atleast one new anchor is drinking coffee ot has a cup in front of them

  • @Mr..Milkshake
    @Mr..Milkshake 3 года назад +3

    Kevin best girl

  • @VertOnYT1
    @VertOnYT1 3 года назад +2

    This somehow made me even more confused about the stock market 🤣