When Wall Street breaks laws: *hihi, just a small mistake, hihi only a few billions gone. im just quirky like that* When people are fed up, band together and buy stocks; Wall Street: We NeEd MoRe LaWs AgAiNsT tHat Everybody else: Laws against what? Speaking with each other? Buying stock overall? Its your fucking fault that you have lost billions in Gamestop and ill ragequit the next time i hear one of em ask for a bail out.
I feel like it's like his bitlife play through where he immigrates to another country after he escapes jail and does a sex change. Only to kill again and move to another country again.
“Is this his friends? Better demotivate him.” He says, throwing out his own photo Tbf that would demotivate me too, I’d be terrified by a guy who just tossed out all his personal belongings as a tactic to scare me
One of my best friends in high school was a kid with bipolar disorder who would constantly break his personal belongings when he got manic and decided to be a minimalist and I can confirm that people were indeed scared of the lad. I remember when he pissed on and broke his LG flip phone because he decided technology was overrated. Wonder where he is nowadays.
😂 "They wanted $200,000. I told them to give me $200,000 and we met in the middle" I need to remember that negotiation technique next time I'm looking for a condo
The titles of Kevin’s videos are starting to sound like that one guy in Ratatouille who changes his story every time someone asks him why he was in prison
At the start of every video I can't help but say "Haha, Kevin". There is a reason he is the only RUclipsr I watch every day but I don't know why, I don't think any of us do, he's just great
Love how Kevin decided to make an effort to destroy that one specific character's job. Like, plenty of people got fired because of him, but that one dude is gonna be living on the streets after today's events.
Kevin please go back to having a bit of an intro, i liked it when you gave a bit of a leadup to what you are doing or playing, and liked to know what the game was right off the back. :)
If your investing experience is less than 10 years, start with 4-6 portfolio. Don't bet big on any single company, learn the process first. Initial diversification is not bad, it really worked for me during my earlier years. Remember that protection of Capital is a must, Good luck.
Very true. Also new investors should study the market. Market crashes are opportune time to protect capital in the sense that one can gain years of growth from the bottom of a crash in a month. This last crash provided over a decade of of growth in majority of stocks and cryptos. Always be ready to jump at these opportunities.
My target last year was to buy an new home and I had only 11months to make this happen because my rent was due. I had an investment manager guilding me at this time and I happen to achieve my goal. So yes, opportunities do materialize if we don't sleep on them.
lol my name is Tristan and I had the video on while I was doing some work. I couldn’t do what I was trying to do and just heard Kevin say “oh poor Tristan” scared the hell outa me 😂😂 4:30
Thank you very much! Been scrolling through the video and comments trying to find it, searching on steam/google didn't help either, so you are a true hero to me :D
Kevin doesn't mention the title because he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by RUclips algorithm. Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.
Kevin is just demonstrating what goes on daily in real life. It's literally fine unless you're a retail investor but since you work for a firm, you're good.
Kevin:“I need to be more careful with my money” Also Kevin: *gets super excited over a bear statue he spent like 5,000$ on and then throws it out of the window of the building
I like how somehow Kevin can just market manipulate with impunity. Send in twenty lobbyists, that'll obviously enormously shift the value of a multi-billion dollar industry.
as someone who hated learning about stocks in business math and has repressed any knowledge about it but loves kevin, watching this was a bittersweet experience
he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by RUclips algorithm. Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.
@@santnox7559 Yeah I've definitely noticed that he became a lot less candid the past year. His humor is still the same, but his video titles and thumbnails have gotten to be a lot more clickbaity 'here's my surprised reaction face" youtuber rather than when he used to have his own style. He replaced his KEVO watermark so he could make every video look like the generic "I DID THIS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED" type of garbage you would find everywhere else on youtube, which is a shame because the content of his videos are top notch and he's a genuinely funny guy. On one hand I'm glad he's getting more popular, but on the other hand I hate how most of his uploads look exactly like every other popular clickbaity youtuber's now. It was fun when he had his own style, but now he's changed his format for the sole purpose of getting exposed to more and more people and its kind of sad as a long time viewer.
2:59 "A 100 grand worth of coffee, please" Jacksepticeye would be proud of you ☕ 10:46 "Anyone who wears sunglasses indoors gets a 'no' from me" Even DJ Kevi? 🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️
Kevin really is on to something here. In the USA i cant remember a single morning new cast where atleast one new anchor is drinking coffee ot has a cup in front of them
"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law" - Don't worry Kevin, that's pretty much how people in Wall Street operate anyway.
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@Willy on Wheels begone bot
@Willy on Wheels BEGONE BOT
@@MajorBaker-vz9go exactly
"what does integrity mean?"
Stock broker: "You're gonna fit in great here"
Well what are you doing here
Tegrity weed
@@Robodroide-NPC Well, Pat's a regular on the Dear Leader Jim Pickens channel.
Almost ruined 696 likes
Hagrid
“I crashed the stock market by breaking every law”
Wall Street: “It’s only breaking laws if you’re poor”
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid moment
Ah Free Market, I love thee.
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
When Wall Street breaks laws: *hihi, just a small mistake, hihi only a few billions gone. im just quirky like that*
When people are fed up, band together and buy stocks; Wall Street: We NeEd MoRe LaWs AgAiNsT tHat
Everybody else: Laws against what? Speaking with each other? Buying stock overall? Its your fucking fault that you have lost billions in Gamestop and ill ragequit the next time i hear one of em ask for a bail out.
I can just imagine Kevin driving down the streets of New York in his tank, dropping cups of coffee out the side yelling "COFFEE'S DOWN!"
And using his tank to deliver food with uno eats 😆
@@royjaber571 omg yes, perfect! Throwing boxes of pizzas like Frisbees, from his tank, not even pulling up to the curb
@@KuueenKumi exactly and blasting soda bottles from the Canon of the tank 😆
@@royjaber571 Jeezus, I can see it 💯
Not the weirdest thing you'd see on NYC
Seeing Kevin break things is so cathartic. Like, yes chaotic man go forth and destroy! I'm glad we have such a wonderful inspiring culmmunity leader
Hagrid
Whats the name of this game seems intresting. When i try to find ferios at steam nothing came up.
Okay but like genuinely tho! Being as I’m someone who always does the good routes in games, it’s really fun to see the alternate routes hehe
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@Willy on Wheels stop posting other videos on an amazing youtuber a channel. It is funny cuz you have more likes then dislikes
I love the idea of this crowd of lobbyists shuffling in and out of offices loudly proclaiming whether coffee is good or bad all day long 😂😂😅😂
Kevin never asks us “how’s it going?” Anymore! So I guess we have to ask Kevin.
Hey there Kevin, how’s it going?
Hagrid
Hey there saxomarhone, how's it going? My name's The Eggman 456
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@Willy on Wheels Why did you make me listen to this? Worst thing is that I listened to it all. Now, I need bleach.
@Willy on Wheels disgusting
When u realise Kevin hasn’t been reminding us of his name since he moved to Spain…
I feel like it's like his bitlife play through where he immigrates to another country after he escapes jail and does a sex change. Only to kill again and move to another country again.
Who is Kevin?
He hasn't asked us how we are either 😭😭😭
Hagrid
More like bore ragnorak
“Is this his friends? Better demotivate him.” He says, throwing out his own photo
Tbf that would demotivate me too, I’d be terrified by a guy who just tossed out all his personal belongings as a tactic to scare me
Hagrid
One of my best friends in high school was a kid with bipolar disorder who would constantly break his personal belongings when he got manic and decided to be a minimalist and I can confirm that people were indeed scared of the lad. I remember when he pissed on and broke his LG flip phone because he decided technology was overrated. Wonder where he is nowadays.
@@emperorzoltar6938 among us
power move
Kevin you havent told us who you are in the beginning in awhile and its making me uncomfortable
oh, is his name kevin? huh.
@@goldensloth7 that's what he'd like us to call him, anyway
Damn, Zay Rashod really a part of the cult
Yeah Kevin how do we know you're the real Kevin, huh?
Hagrid
😂 "They wanted $200,000. I told them to give me $200,000 and we met in the middle" I need to remember that negotiation technique next time I'm looking for a condo
Ill Sell you mine for 200k!
It just occurred to me that I have no idea how the stock market works. But I'm now confident that it's exactly like this, bear statuettes and all.
I made 6.7 million on the Stock Market in the last 6 months And i have no idea how it works either lol im a Landscaper. #ThankYouTeslaOptions
"I was adjacent to trying" is just a big mood
Hagrid
Me when I was in college
Throwing things out the window in a stock market game. It feels like they make these games specifically with a "what will Kevin try" mind set.
I absolutely adore how happy kevin sounds now. He just makes my day now constantly, and genuinely makes me laugh
Hagrid
“$100,000 worth of coffee, please!”
How my mornings start every day.
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
The titles of Kevin’s videos are starting to sound like that one guy in Ratatouille who changes his story every time someone asks him why he was in prison
Hagrid.
Wow, I didn’t know Kevin was a real stock broker
@TommySunday 🅥 F U
Then how I will remember to call him Kevin?
JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HE|| LMFAOO 🔥🔥🔥
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
I just got out of a year long rehab, these videos have made my life more enjoyable for over a year now, thanks for making these dude
Hagrid.
They helped me out the same way a couple years ago. Btw congrats, sober life is pretty amazing. 😊
@@LoveRemains thank you you too :)
Aye man as someone who struggles with sobriety I wanna congratulate you & wish you the best of luck moving forward in ur life!
At the start of every video I can't help but say "Haha, Kevin". There is a reason he is the only RUclipsr I watch every day but I don't know why, I don't think any of us do, he's just great
The Test Trilogy might just be the most underrated game series on steam.
Are those the personality test games that cost like 2 bucks? I'd love to see Kevin play those
@@KuueenKumi They are! They're amazing.
Hagrid
Would you rather punch a nun or get punched by a nun?
@@Superbia_Anima Ohoho, nice try, Satan
I miss when Kevin said the name of the game he was playing at the beginning 😭 he usually got the name wrong, but I still liked it.
anyone know what this game's called?
found it its called 'the invisible hand'
@@monotone1180 hero
@@monotone1180 Bless you
Someone should make a compilation of every time Kevin says "I'm gonna get arrested" in a videogame.
I dont sure anyone would be up to that sort of work. I mean, that video could go on for hours.
One second I have to go contact lampshade doggo
Love how Kevin decided to make an effort to destroy that one specific character's job. Like, plenty of people got fired because of him, but that one dude is gonna be living on the streets after today's events.
He really went "fuck that guy in particular".
"Oh wait is that me doing it?"
Kevin pauses, realising the sheer extent of the scam that is 'free-market trade'
You're welcome to try living somewhere that doesn't have a free market 😂
“I crashed the stock market by breaking every law”
Kevin always breaks the laws in every game, the laws being the actual game.
Hagrid
he is a very bad man
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
I’m too small brain to understand this concept so I’ll just smile and wave
Hagrid
You need to get a smooth brain instead of a small brain
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@@Gandalf_the_Black_ or just have no brain at all, that works too
Relatable
Watching this pretending I even know what “shorting” is or anything else about stocks 😂
Kevin after playing a game: "Now that's a lot of damage!"
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
Man, turnip trading in AC has gotten really advanced if they made a whole minigame about it.
Hagrid
Kevin’s video: “destroying economies and breaking laws”
Me: “is this a repost?”
Hagrid
I really love how Kevin absolutely destroys everything he comes across, just like mom used to do.
Can’t wait to see how handling a salmon suspiciously causes an economic crash in a video game
Hagrid.
Kevin please go back to having a bit of an intro, i liked it when you gave a bit of a leadup to what you are doing or playing, and liked to know what the game was right off the back. :)
Hagrid
I liked knowing the name of the game
@@adrianaramos4888 replying to see if anyone knows the game
someone else commented that the game was called the invisible hand, wasn’t sure if you already saw it or not!
Right off the bat*
"Coffee, buy buy buy"
The Spiffing Brit wants to know your location
Hagrid.
Manipulating the markets :)
by using coffee :(
I'm surprised Spiff hasn't done an exploit for this game. Would be funny to see him take over the stock market with Yorkshire Tea.
If your investing experience is less than 10 years, start with 4-6 portfolio. Don't bet big on any single company, learn the process first. Initial diversification is not bad, it really worked for me during my earlier years. Remember that protection of Capital is a must, Good luck.
Very true. Also new investors should study the market. Market crashes are opportune time to protect capital in the sense that one can gain years of growth from the bottom of a crash in a month. This last crash provided over a decade of of growth in majority of stocks and cryptos. Always be ready to jump at these opportunities.
My target last year was to buy an new home and I had only 11months to make this happen because my rent was due. I had an investment manager guilding me at this time and I happen to achieve my goal. So yes, opportunities do materialize if we don't sleep on them.
How do one get in touch with your manager? I have be making lots of losses trading on my own
Serena Rodriguez is my manager's name. Her strategies and signals are top notch.
How do you guys achieve such trade success, i could really use some tips?
My man Kevin is single-handedly running the coffee stock market
"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law"
If RUclips doesn't work out, I'm sure Robinhood will gladly hire you!
Hagrid.
Lmafo
Robbin' da hood
DOGE $1
"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law"
Jim Pickens would be so proud
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 thanks hagrid
the genuine panic at 16:41 makes me, someone who doesn't know shit about stock, panic as well, forgetting this is just a video game😭
Kevin becoming a better stock investor then all of wallstreat
Hagrid
lol my name is Tristan and I had the video on while I was doing some work. I couldn’t do what I was trying to do and just heard Kevin say “oh poor Tristan” scared the hell outa me 😂😂 4:30
Way to go Kevin! Never a dull moment when you dive into things you have no business in.
Hagrid
The scariest position Kevin can hold is as a hedgefund manager
I misread this as "hedgehog manager" and was delighted
Kevin: "Yes, I'm happy to do insider trading."
Me: I'll take "Martha Stewart Quotes" for $100, Alex. : )
'I sent lobbyists after coffee, i hate coffee'
Coincidentally Jacksepticeye's coffee company crashed shortly afterwards...
The game is called "The invisible Hand" for anyone that wants to play it on steam
Thank you very much! Been scrolling through the video and comments trying to find it, searching on steam/google didn't help either, so you are a true hero to me :D
Kevin doesn't mention the title because he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by RUclips algorithm.
Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.
“This is definitely gunna kill someone, good luck out there!”
Bears first murder, awww
Kevin is just demonstrating what goes on daily in real life.
It's literally fine unless you're a retail investor but since you work for a firm, you're good.
I didn't expect to enjoy this as much as I did! We need more of Kevo, the heartless stock broker, pleaseeee
Kevin:“I need to be more careful with my money”
Also Kevin: *gets super excited over a bear statue he spent like 5,000$ on and then throws it out of the window of the building
I like how somehow Kevin can just market manipulate with impunity. Send in twenty lobbyists, that'll obviously enormously shift the value of a multi-billion dollar industry.
I hope there's a follow-up video to this. I'm strangely… invested… ;D
Kevin: " oh god don't call me, just text me "
So does that mean his new name is Textmekevin? 🤣
I love how Kevin thinks he was damaging a guy's SHORT SELLING of oil by TANKING IT.
Ah yes more of Kevin playing "Best Bad" simulator games just to fuel his new addiction
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I'm so glad I sat down and finally watched the award winning movie, The Feck of Wall Street.
as someone who hated learning about stocks in business math and has repressed any knowledge about it but loves kevin, watching this was a bittersweet experience
"What does integrity mean?" ~ Kevin - 2021
Hagrid
I learned more about the stock market in Kevin’s video that I ever did in school.
"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law"
As opposed to crashing the game by breaking the physics. I'd say that's progress
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
Kevin could've had some great ads on this with a different title.
"This is how I beat the stock market"
"I made over $1 million in commodities alone!"
That means that it isnt stonks... Its sknots
Also: I always knew that Kevin would crash the stockmarket one day, im so proud of him.
Watching this video made me remember how much I don't understand the stock market. Tha k you, Kevin.
i am noticing a trend of the names of the games not being featured in the videos. as a result:
day 1 of asking kevin what the game is called
he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by RUclips algorithm.
Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.
The Invisible Hand
@@santnox7559 Yeah I've definitely noticed that he became a lot less candid the past year.
His humor is still the same, but his video titles and thumbnails have gotten to be a lot more clickbaity 'here's my surprised reaction face" youtuber rather than when he used to have his own style. He replaced his KEVO watermark so he could make every video look like the generic "I DID THIS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED" type of garbage you would find everywhere else on youtube, which is a shame because the content of his videos are top notch and he's a genuinely funny guy.
On one hand I'm glad he's getting more popular, but on the other hand I hate how most of his uploads look exactly like every other popular clickbaity youtuber's now. It was fun when he had his own style, but now he's changed his format for the sole purpose of getting exposed to more and more people and its kind of sad as a long time viewer.
"Hey there, Friends! Today we are breaking the stock market"
Man, give us a chance to take a breath...
It's sweet that he's shortened it to "hey friends", even though it's probably at his own expense.
Halfway through this video I started playing Solitare. Kevin sure is good at manipulating what we consume!
Day 18 of asking Kevin to finish the Desperate Housewives game
Hagrid
There was far too much child slapping in that game lol
This feels too real, an insight into the people behind the AMC and GameStop stock.
"Hey, you're not working, you're playing Solitaire."
That's like 70% of office workers, lol.
no not really
"I'm socially anxious don't call me" relatable.
I'd like to imagine the title is about real life and I missed it on the news that Kevin did a national tragedy
"If you're wearing sunglasses indoors, thats a no from me." -Kevin wearing sunglasses indoors
Somewhere between "i broke a game" to "i broke the stock market" we all grew up.
Good God these bots are getting out of hands.
Are you like the ancestor of hagrid?
JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HE|| LMFAOO 🔥🔥🔥
Hagrid.
Apparently not
I've started watching you a lot these past few months thank you for making these videos, always like watching these when bored.
"I can't believe Kevin likes Van-Patten's card over mine"
Thanks for another great video Kevin! I’m enjoying them while I’m at home with covid
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 thanks Hagrid
Get well soon, playing video games and reading helped me with my quarantine back in the day. Have a nice day/night 🌸
@@kewoshk thank you :)
So we finally get to see the man who inspired the wolf of wall street
Oh dear Kevin is really good. I mean, i have a vague understanding whats going on.. but the speed he's doing that.. oh wow
I hope Kevin plays it more this game is so good
what's it called?
hagrid
I needed those laughs. Thanks, Kevin!
No “how’s it going” Kevin? This move changed you 😔
Hagrid.
When Kevin says the word coffee so many times you start getting adverts for coffee 😂😂😂
This game is kinda scary when you realize this is basically how it works in real life.
Except most of it is automated
What's scary in that? This should be enticing for you.
I can't believe you're still ruining lives in a game without combat, death, cars, or violence. Thanks for the video!!!
Kevin breaks every law? So a classic Tuesday evening then?
Pretty much. Also, report links
I bought Planet Coaster and Two Point Hospital thanks to your videos, I am hooked now lol
Hagrid.
2:59 "A 100 grand worth of coffee, please" Jacksepticeye would be proud of you ☕
10:46 "Anyone who wears sunglasses indoors gets a 'no' from me" Even DJ Kevi? 🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️
I am being deprived of my "how's it going. My name is Kevin."
I got a stock market ad on this vid 😂😂😂
13:17- "Don't blink." But there's no weeping angels. 9/10.
If you are curious the game's called the invisible hand.
"I'm socially anxious don't call me text me"
Yeah there's no other way to put it Kevin is my long lost brother
Day 147 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
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Anyway, how are you
;)
*TURG?*
@@lettuce984 TURG!
The funniest part of this... you damn well know Kevin would just kill it irl on our fecked up stock market. ❤
Kevin, I appreciate you’re mixing up your intro but YOU HAVEN’T ASKED ME HOW ITS GOING
Kevin really is on to something here. In the USA i cant remember a single morning new cast where atleast one new anchor is drinking coffee ot has a cup in front of them
Kevin best girl
This somehow made me even more confused about the stock market 🤣