One of the places I worked at 20 years ago had a cassette tape machine on the PBX for the hold music and announcements. The tapes would be in there for months and they'd get worn out and sticky. Eventually it would eat the tape and nobody would know that customers have been being subjected to loud crumpling garbled gibberish for the last two weeks. The announcements were gloriously mutilated. I loved it.
@@AdamWoodwell it was the 90s/very early 2000s so that was a given. My earliest memory of a computer in person was going to an accounting office that also did photocopies and there was this distinct gentleman with a cigar in mouth going to the Xerox with our documents in hand then resuming typing on an amber IBM terminal
The video uploader made this using Asterisk software (the female voice is the default Digium/Asterisk voice). Very easy to do. He didn’t actually have to call anyone. Main evidence is that he dialed an internal extension (444) of his own PBX system (with the extension pointing to a pre-configured call queue) rather than an outside number.
Ooh, you sleuth! Thanks for telling us the truth. Lol. I was already kinda suspicious because this music is obviously from RUclips/ tiktok memes, people use it all the time, I’m surprised more people aren’t recognizing it.
The only thing that would make this worse is if there was a 2-3 second pause with light static before the phone says “you’re first in line” so you think someone is actually picking up every time. I think Verizon does this on their hold line.
I know someone that worked for a state agency. He created the funniest voicemail greeting by saying it very slowly in English- it took 2 minutes to listen to it. Afterwards he repeated the same greeting in second year high school Spanish. The caller had to listen to this for over 5 minutes and usually would just hang up.
I once heard an actual indie-style song about being on hold, complete with acoustic guitar and all-too-self-aware lyrics; that was much more annoying than this, because no one wants to be reminded that they're on hold while they're on hold.
dude next time please dont put up your own fucking number on the internet. Edit: o wait thats the number for the music. My bad. Im really sorry for my rudeness.
Tema Vero im not sure if your promoting the video and this is just the dude who uploaded the video on a different account. Or you’re actually saying the video is trash (which it is)
Unrealistic, it would be way less in time, But 4th graders have an excuse for when its out of time whilst they’re performing to the class, Its called just a little bit of “swing”
![XO (Only If You Say Yes) - ENHYPEN エンハイプン 엔하이픈 [Music Bank] | KBS WORLD TV 240712](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wBT1bKKwPTo/mqdefault.jpg)
It sounds like a woman being murdered with a trumpet.
I can totally hear that.
DOOT DOOTDOOT doot!
AAUUUUUAAAAGHH!
How would you know that
@@obamagaming8885 it sounds like a trumpet and a woman screeching..?
It really was music to be murdered by
@@kittendumbie7919 plot thickens, wasn't even a hold music
Imagine being put on hold on a suicide hotline with this music.
Straight fats
@@mans_z1177 Yes I am.
*depression has left the chat*
They would have -100% of calls
@@Qtoyghs No, I am...
They do NOT want anyone to remain on hold
"My mic isn't bad."
The mic:
Plot twist: It’s not prerecorded, someone has to play it every time a customer is on hold
I'm just picturing a bunch of 6 year olds playing the recorder each time...and each time they get a little worse
I have tears in my eyes. Thank you
@@ChatMort69420 yes 🤣🤣👍🏻
Violently pushing around chairs to make the worst possible sound
😂
This sounds like someone getting murdered at a birthday party
Lmfao.
I'm crying 😂😂😂
James Trice I never thought of it like that since I knew it was Britney but 💀💀
How do you know what that sounds like
666 like. Nice
One of the places I worked at 20 years ago had a cassette tape machine on the PBX for the hold music and announcements. The tapes would be in there for months and they'd get worn out and sticky. Eventually it would eat the tape and nobody would know that customers have been being subjected to loud crumpling garbled gibberish for the last two weeks. The announcements were gloriously mutilated. I loved it.
Beautiful
Sounds like people smoked inside the office.
That is hilarious
Ok this kinda sounds like that
@@AdamWoodwell it was the 90s/very early 2000s so that was a given.
My earliest memory of a computer in person was going to an accounting office that also did photocopies and there was this distinct gentleman with a cigar in mouth going to the Xerox with our documents in hand then resuming typing on an amber IBM terminal
The fact that it's a customer care number just makes it funnier
Sounds like somebody is strangling a birthday card
THE ACCURACY OF THIS
Ooh just imagining this ... XD
Hunter Donbach this needa 10k likes
Hunter Donbach hahaha fucking hell this is amazing
R/rareinsults
ITS BRITTANY SPEARS “TOXIC” IM DYING LMAO
I THOUGHT THATS WHAT IT WAS HOLY SHIT
IT IS OH MY GOD
OMG YES! I feel like a 90s hipster for recognizing it right away lol.
YES! IST BRITTANY SPAERS TOXEIC!!!
@@dracofirex it came out in 2003 and went platinum tho lmao
Imagine your mother dies and you call the funeral home to make arrangements and this is what you're met with.
You need to turn off your internet for a few hours bro. Go outside your house and touch grass.
@@roseCatcher_you’re talking to yourself. All that person did was create some quick laughs
“Your call will be answered soon, thank you for your patience”
**starts having a seizure**
“I’ll just die, you don’t need to answer”
@@606films9 lmao
I didn’t know Squidward had his own hold music
Bruhhhh 😂
Bruh wdym squidward is Fire 🔥
Eth4n D0rit0z fax
Mediocre clarinet player
Cody Smith wdym
sounds like someone is playing the trumpet and having a divorce at the same time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toot Toot
I forgot that it turned text surrounded by * into this weird font. I waisted 2 Minutes of my life for this. Wow.
*sad doot*
UNDERRATED
Its the abrupt cut at 0:48 that goes to “you’re now first in line” that gets me😂😂😂
Instructions unclear, accidentally summoned Beelzebub. Please advise
“Please Hold”
*Has 18 seizures, 5 strokes and 100 heart attacks*
Plus 30 brain aneurysms
The F0x LOL
Pretty much haha
I’m DEAD hahahaha
Me after seeing catalyst pip
Using a “shitty flute” as a hold music is absolutely brilliant
Recorder*
@@bucketboi8075 oh my bad lol I'm usually quite well versed in the meme game knew the meme not the name
Авиэль Гергель shitty now
Auction Evo its a Recorder Flute by it’s real name.
Spotted the communist..
The video uploader made this using Asterisk software (the female voice is the default Digium/Asterisk voice). Very easy to do. He didn’t actually have to call anyone. Main evidence is that he dialed an internal extension (444) of his own PBX system (with the extension pointing to a pre-configured call queue) rather than an outside number.
This guy phones
Stage magicians must hate you.
Ooh, you sleuth! Thanks for telling us the truth. Lol. I was already kinda suspicious because this music is obviously from RUclips/ tiktok memes, people use it all the time, I’m surprised more people aren’t recognizing it.
The calls are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE~
@@batacumba They are a sloth actually
The only thing that would make this worse is if there was a 2-3 second pause with light static before the phone says “you’re first in line” so you think someone is actually picking up every time. I think Verizon does this on their hold line.
Whoever did this knows *exactly* what they're doing
Yo Dead ass 😂 lmao
They did it on purpose so whoever is calling will hang-up and they don't have to take the call.
I know someone that worked for a state agency. He created the funniest voicemail greeting by saying it very slowly in English- it took 2 minutes to listen to it. Afterwards he repeated the same greeting in second year high school Spanish. The caller had to listen to this for over 5 minutes and usually would just hang up.
itsabeautifulworld pretty good idea tbh lol
superequinox no shit.
Squidward finally got a spot after all
The Memeest Film Buff 101 the clarinet is the flute
I really wish this was top comment.
That is so on point
Underappreciated comment
Don’t insult squidward
I once heard an actual indie-style song about being on hold, complete with acoustic guitar and all-too-self-aware lyrics; that was much more annoying than this, because no one wants to be reminded that they're on hold while they're on hold.
This is what you hear at a 4th grade recorder concert
Pov: You’re calling the suicide hotline and this is their hold music
Lmfao I'll go jump now
And this will be the cure lmfao
Kiko Brilliant comment :-D :-D :-D
I spit out my drink
💀
This sounds like it was recorded on a rollercoaster.
Or during a car crash
The song is called "Band Rehearsal Rollercoaster Ride" and is currently the most popular song on Spotify. It's even reached #1 on the charts in the UK
Or the phone is not feeling well and that it’s the phones last breath before passing 🤣🤣🤣
Malaina F Yh, someone being sick through it
That music was as organized as that persons desk
Omg it’s “Toxic” but as orchestrated for an Bollywood film from the 1970s.
No, it's "Toxic" played on an Edison Home Phonograph from the early 1900s.
"Suicide Hotline, how can i help you ?"
"You can't"
"Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?"
lmao
I giggled
Night Wolf *cue distorted crackling earrape*
@@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 whyyyyyyyy :( *intense sobbing*
"im a 16 year old rapper whos trying to make it big"
their rap:
Atlanta type beat
😂😂
P.S. Your comment has 69 Likes and I don't wanna ruin it.
I almost choke on my food thanks alot
My sista boyfriend is the best rapper and he is gonna release his song but its arabic
Bunch of clowns 😂
The call hangs up after 30 seconds.
this is hilarious, i need to get it as the hold music for our servicedesk
"Your call is important to us."
"Your ears however, are not."
"Neither is your sanity."
Hello? Just a moment, I'm fucking bleeding from my ear.
puppypasta wrong your in the first sentence it’s « your » not you’re which is a contraction of you and are
lmao
ur*
This is the audio equivalent of looking directly at the sun
I agree with this statement
This is the audio equivalent of looking directly at the sun
Your in the same boat as wtf RUclips recommendation.
As a sungazer I have to disagree with this statement. Gazer Gazer
Underratted lol
I had no idea it was Toxic until I looked at the description 😂
This is brilliant!
0 calls will come thru....
Didn’t realize for about a minute it was Toxic
it's the first result for "toxic shittyfluted" on youtube, my guess is fake video
i literally realzized that like 3 seconds before reading this comment
Ахах точно
I cackled so hard when I first heard it omg 😂😂😂😂😂
Toxic? Is that a song?
Britney Spears Toxic as played by 4 chimpanzees with emphysema and melodicas.
😂😂😂😂
vinnievanwinkle nah it's just a live version without sound editing
It's the version from the channel ShittyFlute
Can't stop chuckling over this comment.
LOLOLOLOLOL Your comment makes me laugh do hard XD
Just as vital today as it was when posted, you showed up on my RUclips feed. 👍
We making it out the call center with this one
*Just imagine he is calling a suicide hotline*
I cut my veins with chain saw listening to it
“Suicide ends worldwide”
Niles Black OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL
this music screams *"do it dumbass, you won't."* in flute language
nl4nny420 oof
boss: make sure customers don’t call to complain again
representative: done ✅
Yea bc they won’t call
Brendon Bone yea exactly they won’t
Lol
Engineer: problem solved, sir!
Would honestly be my reason to recall
That's one way to reduce the demand for customer support..
*Clicks on a modded car compilation*
The background music:
It sounds like the whole call center is getting violently slaughtered.
Blue Jay lol
0:55
Sounds like a clown orgy
Eroith oddly specific...
@@andythememelord1201 can you say that its wrong tho?
This is what it would sound like if a printer tried to play music.
😂😂😂😂😂
That reminds me of that video of someone making floppy drives do music. ruclips.net/video/lx_vWkv50uk/видео.html
Actually, they have that and it's beautiful. Check out dot matrix printer music ruclips.net/video/u8I6qt_Z0Cg/видео.html
A printer played E1M1 and it's sick
ruclips.net/video/pG8RAbWs1yo/видео.html pretty fire if you ask me
Nothing could prepare me for the sound of this hold music. Its just too funny!
Coming from a certain steamer, this one way wild watching live
“Yo pass the aux”
“You better not play trash”
Me:
Extreme Depression for real tho
You listened to them tho. This was fire
Yoooo one thousandth like
Who tf still uses aux
Vincent that’s by far the most stupid question I have ever seen
“Your call is now first in line”
*Proceeds to play hellish screams from the underworld*
XD
satan doing an acoustic of toxic.
Yo it was lit down there
858-924-1080
dude next time please dont put up your own fucking number on the internet.
Edit: o wait thats the number for the music. My bad. Im really sorry for my rudeness.
I would end the call already if I heard this noise 💀💀💀💀
I can’t stop coming back to watch this video again for a few years now. Help.
If I had a business this would be the hold music.
You would lose customers
with the message: "your whining costs us money, we are going to torture you with this hold until you hang up"
I’d be your customer
I’d also be your customer
Nothing like some pissed off customers to make your day better!
"I'm a 16 year old producer making beats, I'm just trying to make it big"
His beats:
@top.comment.god
Nice one
NauticalGamer this is funnier since I’m 16, And I do make some music every now and then Lul
My beats sound like that
I hate that term. Just call it a song or a track
If the service is anything like the hold music it’s no wonder why they’re calling customer care
this is a banger man!
“Toxic” Cover by Your 6 Year Olds School Recorder
Jesus that’s the song? I thought it was just a clip of tom and jerry with Tom screaming in pain
@@iiifreddydiii2578 a taste of a Poison paradise, I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?
STFU U POS
@@meow_bastard Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit*
Fixed it for you. Go somewhere else if you are going to half-ass insults. :)
And kazoo
This is actually a genius way to cut down customer service costs as no one wants to wait on the line
Jokes on them, i called them 6 times just to hear "Toxic but shittyfluted" again
I'd happily stay on hold
@@meow_bastard L
It's also great at hiding a secret confrence call because most people don't wait for 1-5 mins to get through the queue.
Nitty Gritty HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
That is the funniest thing I've heard today! Thanks for sharing!
0:49 I love the "run while you can, don't say I didn't warn you" pause here! 😂😂
"please wait while we put you on hold"
*phone attempts suicide*
XD that’s got me
“Please hold...”
*Demons try to play Mozart’s second symphony*
ruclips.net/video/LOZuxwVk7TU/видео.html
this is britney spears ! lol
@@phtaliglutamirid no it's Mozart
koobdie its britney. Its “toxic” im pretty sure
@@Isabel-ir7hb Yeah but the shittyflute version.
I work in Customer Service. This makes me cry with laughter...absolute howling tears. Amazing
I'm so glad this video came up again!
When RUclipsrs are trying to avoid a copyright strike:
😂😂😂
And they still get it
right here ruclips.net/video/qTEA4gjZXU8/видео.html
also this: ruclips.net/video/KXPP2XDYpjQ/видео.html
Don’t click on the one above me its obviously a Rick roll
Sounds like somebody is shooting up band class.
Jackson Larison IKR AAA
Jackson Larison no it’s really not
LMAOOOOOO
Jackson Larison calm the fuck down Jesus fucking Christ stfu
First comment that has ever made me laugh out loud
This scares the hell out of my kitties.
need an hour long version of this please
(no seriously i do need an hour long version)
The School Band during warm ups.
So accurate
And also during the performance
Hell yeah
And they all think they sound so good with their oboes and tubas
xltsalad I can relate. 👏🏻 Practice. 👏🏻 At. 👏🏻 Home.
No wonder he's first in line. Everyone else has hung up after hearing that
If you think this is the worst... You have never seen this:
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
You think that's the worst ever? Look at this one ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html
xxDestroyerxx Al brooooooooo
@xxDestroyerxx Al
Ikr, it’s like way worse, I watched it lol
Tema Vero im not sure if your promoting the video and this is just the dude who uploaded the video on a different account. Or you’re actually saying the video is trash (which it is)
We need this as our hold music at work!
Boss: we need to reduce hold times
IT: hold my beer
"Mom, can we go see Toxic live?"
"No, we have Toxic at home."
Toxic at home:
Eduardo not funny did not laugh stolen comment
h
I qctually prefer this toxic
somebody called me?
@@luka_-ol1bj too high can't come down
Nobody:
*Me moving the straw up and down in my McDonalds cup:*
Lmf 252 underrated comment lol
+Lmf 252
That’s a good joke ngl
OMG fr an underrated comment
LMFAO this needs to be top comment
and thats a *FACT*
This video is 1 minute and a few seconds long yet it feels like an eternity
That drop cut in the middle thooooooooo!
If sexual harassment of ears wasn't a thing yet, it is now.
No... I like this music.
I do believe its called... earrape.
...earrape?
NateStorm12 u don’t know what earrape is?
friendless blah. oh, my comment was in response to @oops mybad. didn’t realize the person right before had made a similar comment
I expected it to be bad. I couldn’t have imagined it being this bad.
It slaps wym
it is the BEST hold music, what are u talking about
Siren yeah OBViOUSLY it’s not the crappy flute of the song played through the bad phone reception at all
this is good :(
Fucking good
Smartest way to limit the calls to people who really need whatever service it is.
“911, we’re sorry for putting you on hold, what is your emergency?”
It’s like a *cursed image,* but with _sound._
Yes
I’m not going to like because 420, if you ruined it tho, take that shit back.... DEADASS
@@shaggyrogers1937 look again
Hi. Did you know a new game called fortnite battle Royale is coming soon? New teaser, can’t wait to play !
Underrated comment omfg
When your sleep paralysis demon attempts to play jazz
lmaooooo
nice one 😆
You just folded me! 🤣🤣🤣
💀
Ha
Oh I LOVE this. I will dance to this at my wedding.
Even the bear is traumatised.
Manager: GUYS OUR HOLD MUSIC GOT CORRUPTED WE HAVE NOTHING
Employees with instruments and 2 minutes of practice:
Waluigi Cult Member 😂😂😂
Can I join?
I play the triangle
@@lazyken6468 ding! ding! ding!
Waluigi Cult Member 😂😂
lmao that actually sounds reasonable
Business: aw shit that song is copyrighted
The crackhead with a kazoo: let me introduce myself
ruclips.net/video/QuFTCirwmoM/видео.html
timetorekt got me in 2020......
Now this is underrated
oh gawd damn my sides.
You sir deserve a salut for making me laugh, which hasn’t happened all day
My brain after 26 hours without sleep:
When the company is understaffed and they just want customers to hang up.
Just imagine that was elevator music and there's 5 other people with you
By the end, only one person would still be alive.
S I B L I N G
NateMeringue reunited at last xp
At least I can fart in peace
@@re1ive456 And his name is John and is Wicked
Karen: “my child is a musical prodigy!”
Her kid when actually playing music
Amazing
Underrated
Damn it you made me spit out my soda from laughter
I relate to this
this is my favorite comment
nobody: "me on a Monday"
me trying to play this song on my older sister's recorder:
The first day of music class when the 4th graders get their recorders:
mood 😂😂😂
Very true.
Stooooop 😂
Unrealistic, it would be way less in time,
But 4th graders have an excuse for when its out of time whilst they’re performing to the class,
Its called just a little bit of “swing”
"Thank you for your patience :)"
*Portal to hell opens*
Your profile is a portal to hell no offence it's creepy
IM CRYING DUDE
He's calling the UAC.
This is at 444 likes
@@TP-ko7ue ARE YOU SURE?
This is going in the summer jams playlist
This is how other people hear how I play instruments
The year 4 kids at school: You should come to our school concert it’s gonna be great!
The school concert:
Playing the recorders even tho they never practice, they just try to annoy people in class by blowing in it really hard
I HaTe TheM!
This is why school recorder class where the worst
Funniest comment i’ve seen in years. Bravo
year 4? Are you Bri ish or somethin?
"Toxic" by Britney Spears, but it's the literal version.
sk12burned lmaooooooo I’m dead
..that’s amazing. 😂
lmao
Wow 🤯🤯🤯
Literally 😂
I gotta have this as my ringtone.
"We making it out the hood with this one"