I work at an elementary school in Japan and the other day, one of the 1st grade girls came up to me and asked me if I had heard about the "Black Bento Box". I kneeled down and told her no, and asked her to tell me about it thinking it would be some scary story that the kids were all about these days. Instead of a creepy pasta, the little girl proceeded to tell me about a real life account of how they found one of the victims of the Hiroshima atomic bombing, a middle school boy who went off for rubble clearing duty on that fateful day and was later found as a charred body next to his lunch box, the contents completely blackened by the scorching nuclear fireball. The "Black Bento Box" sits on display at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial display as a stark reminder of the horrors of nuclear weaponry. This latest Dew review by Brendan stirred similar feelings of anxiety, concern, and sheer what the fuck are you telling me this right now emotions to go through me. Looking forward to your next work Brendan.
The worst part of drinking the dew's is how the taste progressively gets weaker as you get closer to finishing it, like the acidity is breaking down your taste buds and all you are left with is chemicals and regret.
I could listen to you all day. The cadence of your voice and stuff you come up with is so unique and funny. I wish you would voice act. I feel like you'd be awesome at it
This really feels like an short horror film, the bowl is legit an amazing storytelling device. I was curious seeing it transporting the Dew to the table, filled with joy when I found out it was the Cheetos prize bowl from the podcast story, and subsequently horrified by the the treatment of it and yourself throughout the piece. Legit one of the best videos you've made Brendan, I hope you and the bowl have made a full recovery 🖤🖤🖤
Old school Brendaniel looks like your friend from Highschool who skipped senior year to go tour with his indie grung band. New school Brendaniel looks like that same friend when you meet him again on accident working as the cashier at a rundown 7/11 on the side of a highway.
Brendan. Can I just say I genuinely appreciate the heavily annotated copy of House of Leaves sitting just off to the left there (your right). Awesome book, didn't expect it to be your kinda thing!
loving the vaguely ominous vibes of this video; every bottle of garishly coloured liquid in various stages of expiration, the sleazy Jazz, the green screen haphazardly hung in the background, a copy of house of leaves sitting off to the side.... all while Brendaniel slowing poisons himself more and more with said liquid. Absolute banger Seriously though, take care of yourself okay? you dont owe your audience anything at the expense of your health
As soon as he said "do I have to drink all of it?". I was saying no so hard. Just a sip would be fine for the laughs, I just feel bad seeing our poor boy suffering like this 😢. I hope you get better after this cause I can imagine this is doing some bad. Take care please
The bowl portion was like watching a kid in a wheel chair slowly sliding backwards down a hill, he can’t break to quickly because he will fall over but he still needs to stop. Fabulous work
I've been around since Sonic High School first became a thing (probably on different accounts, who remembers anymore?). I've watched many dozens of your videos and loved so much of it. Some was cursed. Like Sonic! But regardless, I audibly gasped when I saw a new video from you. If mental illness is causing you to struggle, and believe me, I understand, then I want you to just be happy doing whatever you choose to do. If you continue to upload, I'll be hopping in and excitably watching. If you don't, then I know you're choosing to prioritize your mental health instead, and I'm there for you in spirit. Stay awesome, Brendaniel. :)
occasionally a video will be so insane that i start actually talking to my screen as if i'm watching sports. this is one of those videos. i was like "no way. he isnt going back for another sip, is he?" and then he started chugging and saying its for us and i was like "YOU DONT HAVE TO". i started coughing (i dont have a cold) and brendan just keeps drinking it. he says "im gonna need your encouragement" or whatever (im typing this from memory) and i said "absolutely not". when he said how small the bowl looked i was like "NO next to the bottles that bowl is plenty big stop drinking it bro. BRO" even if he isnt my brother. this video has been a rollercoaster and i would love to thank brendan for creating it. i feel sick rn but im gonna assume its from the coughing. maybe i was coughing for different reasons idk. i love this review
As a 28 year old Swiss cheese headed balding bozo myself, I sympathize with you mr. mtn dew Daniel. You didn't need to ingest the primordial soup, but I stayed here to watch it.
I'm sure a lot of people have asked or mentioned but have you looked into doing voice acting? Your voice is so distinct. Like I hear you in some Noodle videos and immediately recognize it
@BrendanielReads well it sounds like you're on the right path with it at least. You've got the voice. If it was something you enjoyed and you stuck with it I have no doubt you'd find success in it
A jungle juice of dews? A jungle dew if you will? Can't wait to see you try the new voo-dew, happy to see you back and presumably doing well brendan, keep up the great work ❤️
There was a time last year where I drank Mountain Dew for nearly everyday, for a few weeks. Haven't touched one since. Kidney stones *hurt*, by the way.
brendans dr jacoby era,,,,,, big twin peaks s1 energy; happy to see the main channel videos again ! the streams are always a treat ! take care of yourself and thank you sir for your service as a dew veteran o7
As easy as the pun would have been for the mixture, missing the pun is more on brand for Mtn Dew anyways. As seen with their choice to pick the name "Mtn Dew Rise" as opposed to "Morning Dew"
I work at an elementary school in Japan and the other day, one of the 1st grade girls came up to me and asked me if I had heard about the "Black Bento Box".
I kneeled down and told her no, and asked her to tell me about it thinking it would be some scary story that the kids were all about these days.
Instead of a creepy pasta, the little girl proceeded to tell me about a real life account of how they found one of the victims of the Hiroshima atomic bombing, a middle school boy who went off for rubble clearing duty on that fateful day and was later found as a charred body next to his lunch box, the contents completely blackened by the scorching nuclear fireball. The "Black Bento Box" sits on display at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial display as a stark reminder of the horrors of nuclear weaponry.
This latest Dew review by Brendan stirred similar feelings of anxiety, concern, and sheer what the fuck are you telling me this right now emotions to go through me.
Looking forward to your next work Brendan.
My curse has taken effect. I will not be stopped until I see this man ruined utterly. I will become god, destroyer of worlds.
Bro I am too gone for this rn
can’t believe you’re drinking the eva primordial soup
Real Grunko Moment
Grunko Swills LCL to Feel Again
We all get a little baja blasted every now and then
You didn't have to drink it all. We only wanted to see one sip.
He had to. It was the only way.
That's Brendaniel's commitment to the bit
Just one big sippy
Brendan no
You didn't have to drink all that
I felt nauseous just watching
I was heavily uncomfortable throughout most of this.
Thank you for the great content as always.
The mark of a good brendaniel video
@@alb7466
It's how I know he's real, and not one of his clones.
the 1950s horror thriller film music really ties it all together
The worst part of drinking the dew's is how the taste progressively gets weaker as you get closer to finishing it, like the acidity is breaking down your taste buds and all you are left with is chemicals and regret.
I mean to be fair isn't that a thing with pretty much any soda?
The exposition, the book placement, the glasses. I see you Brendan.
I wish my son could grow up to be as awesome as Brendan. If I had a son
Thanks Mom.
@@BrendanielReads are you washing your ass honey?
If you want him to be as cool you GOTTA name him Truck. Do what Brendan won't. You gotta.
@@swankypants9366I have a friend named truck, he’s pretty cool
@@swankypants9366and making him go for fishing
Thank you for your service.
i remember way back when you had hair!
Mr. Brenson Danielle, my sincerest condolences, and grateful thanks for your hard and inspiring work!
I appreciate each sip, and each chug. I stand impressed.
My favorite detail is the house of leaves that answers the question of if he's finished it we give him all the time
I've never had a sip of Mountain Dew and yet I'm at the edge of my seat for these reviews.
You're right, I need to drink forbidden dew mix while reading House of Leaves and add to the atmosphere.
(Glad you're back, Bren!)
Thank you for all that you do and giving me the strength to dew the do
I could listen to you all day. The cadence of your voice and stuff you come up with is so unique and funny. I wish you would voice act. I feel like you'd be awesome at it
I do voice act things for others. It's unfortunately not as simple as "do voice acting" but I make my way around.
The thumbnail is hilarious 😂
Blåhaj Blast🦈🦈🦈
I heard they have a trans person ejaculate in every blahhj blast just like with the Budweiser
Shitty plushy after got co-opted by annoying community.
Dial 8 ☎️
A trans person of culter I see
Blahåj moment 🏳️⚧️🦈
This really feels like an short horror film, the bowl is legit an amazing storytelling device. I was curious seeing it transporting the Dew to the table, filled with joy when I found out it was the Cheetos prize bowl from the podcast story, and subsequently horrified by the the treatment of it and yourself throughout the piece. Legit one of the best videos you've made Brendan, I hope you and the bowl have made a full recovery 🖤🖤🖤
there is a noticeable lack of green screen insanity in this video.
Bonus points for House of Leaves being in frame
Sorry to hear your struggling man, feeling about the same. Hope things work out tho and I'm glad to see you posting! Rock on man.
thank you for the mtn dew review Brebdan this video made me smile a lot
Praying for your mental. Its a tough world and i hope you can find the same peace of joy that you give your viewers whenever you upload.
16:05 Me too, man
Old school Brendaniel looks like your friend from Highschool who skipped senior year to go tour with his indie grung band. New school Brendaniel looks like that same friend when you meet him again on accident working as the cashier at a rundown 7/11 on the side of a highway.
5:30 I believe the word you’re looking for is “Dewicide”
I love how you just say words
Brendan. Can I just say I genuinely appreciate the heavily annotated copy of House of Leaves sitting just off to the left there (your right). Awesome book, didn't expect it to be your kinda thing!
Keys not just limited to Twitch streams! POG!!!!
loving the vaguely ominous vibes of this video; every bottle of garishly coloured liquid in various stages of expiration, the sleazy Jazz, the green screen haphazardly hung in the background, a copy of house of leaves sitting off to the side.... all while Brendaniel slowing poisons himself more and more with said liquid. Absolute banger
Seriously though, take care of yourself okay? you dont owe your audience anything at the expense of your health
watching this in a period of gastro distress has given me a feeling of true solidarity with you, brendan. Please never do this to yourself again
As soon as he said "do I have to drink all of it?". I was saying no so hard. Just a sip would be fine for the laughs, I just feel bad seeing our poor boy suffering like this 😢. I hope you get better after this cause I can imagine this is doing some bad. Take care please
I love Brendaniel's consistent use of the Deadly Premonition soundtrack.
The bowl portion was like watching a kid in a wheel chair slowly sliding backwards down a hill, he can’t break to quickly because he will fall over but he still needs to stop.
Fabulous work
Aw lawd he’s back!
I've been around since Sonic High School first became a thing (probably on different accounts, who remembers anymore?). I've watched many dozens of your videos and loved so much of it. Some was cursed. Like Sonic! But regardless, I audibly gasped when I saw a new video from you.
If mental illness is causing you to struggle, and believe me, I understand, then I want you to just be happy doing whatever you choose to do. If you continue to upload, I'll be hopping in and excitably watching. If you don't, then I know you're choosing to prioritize your mental health instead, and I'm there for you in spirit.
Stay awesome, Brendaniel. :)
It’s Baja Blasting time!!!
occasionally a video will be so insane that i start actually talking to my screen as if i'm watching sports. this is one of those videos. i was like "no way. he isnt going back for another sip, is he?" and then he started chugging and saying its for us and i was like "YOU DONT HAVE TO". i started coughing (i dont have a cold) and brendan just keeps drinking it. he says "im gonna need your encouragement" or whatever (im typing this from memory) and i said "absolutely not". when he said how small the bowl looked i was like "NO next to the bottles that bowl is plenty big stop drinking it bro. BRO" even if he isnt my brother. this video has been a rollercoaster and i would love to thank brendan for creating it. i feel sick rn but im gonna assume its from the coughing. maybe i was coughing for different reasons idk. i love this review
My favoret soda drinker on youtube
Papa Brendan is back!
Dewicide bowl 5:24
let it be heard, brendaddy has returned
Glad you are back! Sorry that you had to drink that mixture 😮
this video is the type of chill vibe that i have not seen in like 5 years
After barely uploading Brendan returns with the Jon Moxley hairline drinking the slop! 10/10
fucked up that brendan is uncritically consuming the sinister potion, kids are watching this, man
Oh man. What a great song to start the festivities.
We thought we could stop a demon, he's back.
You so real for this💯💯
brendan must remember that the orb giveth and the orb taketh away.
As a 28 year old Swiss cheese headed balding bozo myself, I sympathize with you mr. mtn dew Daniel. You didn't need to ingest the primordial soup, but I stayed here to watch it.
the deadly premonition music really ties this entire thing together
A Baha Brew? A Tasty Tincture? A Dish of Dew? A Silly Cesspool? I wish to know this pun of yours
Dewicide
YOOOO that's so good, thank you
Love you Brett Daniels
I like the glasses, they work well with the hair, genuinely
You should get a sodastream so uou can recarbonate the old sodas.
I unironically love mtn dew and drink it often. The pineapple and mango baja blast is my favorite
I'm sure a lot of people have asked or mentioned but have you looked into doing voice acting? Your voice is so distinct. Like I hear you in some Noodle videos and immediately recognize it
Yeah I've been doing gigs for people for like 10 years. It's not as easy as "go into voice acting" unfortunately. I do what I can with what I have.
@BrendanielReads well it sounds like you're on the right path with it at least. You've got the voice. If it was something you enjoyed and you stuck with it I have no doubt you'd find success in it
Thank you Nathaniel bandy
When he started drinking the potiondew I got the exact same sensation as watching old fear factor episodes...
The Mtn Dew man has returned. Blessed.
Thank you for your dew review brendan. You are a living reminder that we can all be better than our past.
Glad to see the Cheetos Unification bowl make it to the main channel
The keys were my favorite part
Started reading Justice League International by Keith Giffen and J.M. Dematteis and I've been reading Mister Miracle's lines with your voice.
I remember the unification Bowl being mentioned on the podcast. This is the first time I’m seeing it.
I liked the keys bring the keys back
God that thumbnail is a work of art.
the visceral dread when I heard "let's get into the chug"
I’ve got the Charleston chews blues
Deadly premonition music is always welcome
Inspirational.
Not a Baja flavor, but Summer Freeze was amazing, light and smooth! Kind of like the shark one, but a bit better.
only person i get my dew opinions from keep it up. didnt even notice your hairline until now💯
I didn't care for Gold because it just tastes like run of the mill pineapple soda. Something very common here in Hawaii.
unlike you i will not be in dangwr for saying dewicide. good pun. good dew review. awesome ethereal experience as always.
A jungle juice of dews? A jungle dew if you will? Can't wait to see you try the new voo-dew, happy to see you back and presumably doing well brendan, keep up the great work ❤️
Mango Jim, good guy
I refer to you as the Mt Dew God's prophet not 2 days ago and now BOOM! The SCRIPTURE!
When Brendan immediately started conversing about human value I knew this was gonna be good.
Man is really on the frontier of dew language
its really weird to be back here after watching all the vods Brendadiel
I am genuinely, honestly, unironically *very* concerned for this man's physical and mental wellbeing.
10/10
Great video.
Surprised that the term "Dew Stew" wasn't uttered at least once
Brendaniel, I genuinely love your content because it's almost as unhinged as myself. Don't punish yourself for our sins.
Seeing bren physically break down as he drink the wicked brew of withering life is equal parts funny and horrifying
We finally get to see the unification bowl! Yippee!
10:05 _Red 40 my beloved 🥹✊_
There was a time last year where I drank Mountain Dew for nearly everyday, for a few weeks. Haven't touched one since.
Kidney stones *hurt*, by the way.
I saw a collection of hard mountain dews at the store the other day and immediately thought it was something you need to tackle
brendans dr jacoby era,,,,,, big twin peaks s1 energy; happy to see the main channel videos again ! the streams are always a treat ! take care of yourself and thank you sir for your service as a dew veteran o7
DADDYS HOME
Also the pun brenpai didn't say was Dewicide, locking it in
"Ask not what your Brendaniel can DEW for you - ask what you can DEW for your Brendaniel" - JFK or somthen
I SEE YOU'RE READING HOUSE OF LEAVES, SAME!!!
Good to see you again Brendaniel. :)
Brendans secret dew brew, a vile treat from me to you!
Credit to Brendaniel for making drinking soda look like the most miserable experience ever. He's doing American health a massive favor.
As easy as the pun would have been for the mixture, missing the pun is more on brand for Mtn Dew anyways.
As seen with their choice to pick the name "Mtn Dew Rise" as opposed to "Morning Dew"