Rating Cryptids By How Likely I Am To Beat Them Up

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  • @Username5H0
    @Username5H0 10 месяцев назад +1084

    Brendaniel's definetly having night terrors about Mario.

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 месяцев назад +396

      NO

    • @Username5H0
      @Username5H0 10 месяцев назад +94

      ​@@BrendanielReads yeah, Mario's definetly your sleep paralysis demon.

    • @ATippingBarn
      @ATippingBarn 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@BrendanielReadsc’mon, man. We’re all friends here

    • @bearlybearablebear
      @bearlybearablebear 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@BrendanielReads Mario did, in fact, GOT HIM.

    • @gamerlex8894
      @gamerlex8894 10 месяцев назад +10

      my man turned into doom guy when he got to The Jersey Devil 🤣@@BrendanielReads

  • @Sorko__
    @Sorko__ 10 месяцев назад +403

    Local Iowa man hospitalized after trying to fight circus freaks calling them "cryptids"

  • @zoruacrossing8726
    @zoruacrossing8726 10 месяцев назад +843

    As a Scottish lad and-or lass myself, I can confirm that you would very likely beat Nessie in a fight. The question is, what exactly would justify fighting Nessie of all cryptids. You would not win the battle with the emotional demons after the fact.

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 месяцев назад +379

      What if I drop my Gameboy in the Loch and it eats it? I'm getting my Gameboy back.

    • @TheGoop22
      @TheGoop22 10 месяцев назад +66

      @@BrendanielReads Inside Jabu-Jabu's Belly

    • @1C3CR34M
      @1C3CR34M 10 месяцев назад +59

      @@BrendanielReadsin reality Nessie would change the batteries for new ones and hand it back

    • @zama422
      @zama422 10 месяцев назад

      @@1C3CR34M but it would charge you a $3.50 service fee

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 10 месяцев назад +27

      I think Nessie would passively win. Just picks you up, puts you on land and leaves

  • @kazueglassheardt7185
    @kazueglassheardt7185 10 месяцев назад +552

    Youre going to fight an army of gnomes and there's nothing you can do about it.

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 месяцев назад +238

      Big steppy. I win.

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial 10 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@BrendanielReadswhat if they pull a gravity falls and form together into big gnome?

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@BrendanielReadsJust be wary of their pointy hats

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@BrendanielReadspointy hats

    • @yeeoof1995
      @yeeoof1995 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@BrendanielReadsthey have javelins

  • @royallynick
    @royallynick 10 месяцев назад +113

    "260 lbs of iowan meat." Is not a sentence i thought id hear today but as an iowan im gonna use it

  • @jntproductions1
    @jntproductions1 10 месяцев назад +445

    One day, Brendaniel will fight his true nemesis: Huggbees.

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 10 месяцев назад +37

      Fight nothing. I want a crossover episode!!!

    • @jntproductions1
      @jntproductions1 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@masedaace5473 Now THAT'S what I'm talking about

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 10 месяцев назад +23

      Brendan wins. Huggbees can't even look a camera in the eyes

    • @suziebelle3738
      @suziebelle3738 10 месяцев назад +29

      @@gremlinman9724how could Huggbees fight a disembodied voice?

    • @errorcode9542
      @errorcode9542 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@suziebelle3738how could a disembodied voice hurt someone so disassociate from their emotions

  • @FakeSugarVillain
    @FakeSugarVillain 10 месяцев назад +171

    The idea of Brendan doing shadowboxing on a museum Baki style it is so funny

  • @millennialboomer6780
    @millennialboomer6780 10 месяцев назад +131

    One factor about the Baba-Yaga you forgot: in some tellings, she had steel legs and teeth, which would be devestating if she kicked or bit you

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 10 месяцев назад +13

      Then don’t get kicked or bit. Easy as

    • @CursedQual
      @CursedQual 10 месяцев назад +26

      Just carry a magnet

    • @archrp7868
      @archrp7868 10 месяцев назад +12

      She also, I think, can eat people whole? Possibly, it's been a while since I looked at her whole thing

    • @TroutMaskReplicaSCP
      @TroutMaskReplicaSCP 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@archrp7868 old lady can vore, got it.

    • @terrifictuna4163
      @terrifictuna4163 9 месяцев назад

      @@TroutMaskReplicaSCPhey man, quit reading my search history

  • @creature1941
    @creature1941 10 месяцев назад +316

    You should do a follow up with stuff like
    The Shadow People
    Ohio Grassman
    Skunk Ape
    Snallygaster
    The Rake
    Cherokee Death Cat
    The Wampus Beast
    The Slide Rock Bolter
    The Sheepsquatch
    The Wendigo/skinwalker
    Me, I’m also a cryptid, Fight me.

    • @swagzagoon2596
      @swagzagoon2596 10 месяцев назад +13

      Well I'm not one to judge but you do have a larger knowledge of Cryptids than him, so he probably couldn't fight you.

    • @CursedQual
      @CursedQual 10 месяцев назад +11

      Ohio Grassman sounds like a nickname for somebody's plug

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 месяцев назад +6

      Ohio Grassman is just Bigfoot/Sasquatch, as is the Skunk Ape(give or take regional differences, though that would be like the differences between lowland gorilla and mountain gorilla, yes there noticeable and distinct features, but they're both still Gorilla)

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 10 месяцев назад +1

      So sad my man's snallygaster didn't show up

    • @Elehk99
      @Elehk99 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hobkinsville goblins too, like all of them

  • @TogbusPrime
    @TogbusPrime 10 месяцев назад +71

    Billy: would lose to a horse despite what is clearly a lot of planning
    Brendaniel: could effortlessly beat up the Jersey devil
    ... Yeah, I guess that sounds about right

  • @louherman9375
    @louherman9375 10 месяцев назад +98

    Watching Brendaniels spiraling psychosis play out on youtube has made me finally reconcile and accept my own.

  • @Frog_Dogger
    @Frog_Dogger 10 месяцев назад +102

    Could you defeat the Canadian Goose-Moose? His feet are loose but he's strong like spruce.

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 10 месяцев назад +6

      You bastard, you made me spit out my drink

    • @OrdinaryAuthor
      @OrdinaryAuthor 10 месяцев назад +7

      But can he beat a guy named Bruce?

    • @SirNeutral
      @SirNeutral 10 месяцев назад +2

      Are we talking Toulouse Goose-Moose?

    • @spamtomwiththesword
      @spamtomwiththesword 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@SirNeutralwas he kicking off his Saturday shoes

    • @Claire_Wow
      @Claire_Wow 9 месяцев назад +1

      and can he beat up my *cousin* named bruce?

  • @SergeantStark
    @SergeantStark 10 месяцев назад +68

    You're not wrong about chickens they really will just devour any small animal they can. Had the misfortune of finding out what mine got ahold of a little too late. They're basically mini tyrannosaurs too so like, a giant rooster is just a dinosaur then. You are fighting a dinosaur lmao

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 10 месяцев назад +18

      The dumbest thing in Jurassic Park is that the first kid wasn’t scared of a 6ft Turkey. I’d rather fight a real velociraptor than a 6ft turkey

    • @nefer-trebeledfomp-4129
      @nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 9 месяцев назад +1

      There's been some theological discussion amongst the rabbis as to if a chicken that is sufficiently large enough to eat humans would be kosher or not. Results have been... inconclusive.

    • @dziewiaty
      @dziewiaty 8 месяцев назад +1

      Every animal eats smaller animals if there is a chance. Difference is birds eat bugs all the time, they crave protein. We wód be nothing more than crunchy worm for any dinosaur sized bird.

  • @rotciv557
    @rotciv557 10 месяцев назад +64

    Ever since he saw his design in Super Mario Wonder, Brendaniel hasn't been the same. The intense night terrors caused by seeing Mario with an actual for real new artstyle change in a 2d game after nearly 20 years has caused him to become violent and paranoid, he's even threatening the lives of poor, innocent cryptids now!
    Pray for the cryptids, pray for Brendaniel, and most of all pray for Super Mario to come down and goomba stomp him to put a stop to his raving madness. Join me in prayer so that Mario can save us all from Brendaniel.

  • @HootyFruityOwl
    @HootyFruityOwl 10 месяцев назад +165

    But Brendan, the Mongolian Death Worm shoots lightning and spews poison. Granted you could probably wear a rubber suit and be fine but I feel like those two abilities were not considered in your rating.

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 месяцев назад +142

      Built different. Not worried about it. Worm is worm.

    • @elbottio
      @elbottio 10 месяцев назад +1

      Where the fuck did my comment disappear to????

    • @elbottio
      @elbottio 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@BrendanielReads I said you can’t because I said so basically, I’m too lazy to explain again, I’m so tired.

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 10 месяцев назад +8

      it's fine he carries debuff cleansing items with him probably

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 9 месяцев назад +4

      "worm is a worm" -Last words of a man eaten by the Alaskan Bullworm

  • @flameyboy4184
    @flameyboy4184 10 месяцев назад +38

    The baba yaga fight will be like the one reborn from bloodborne, fighting a massive monster while someone hides and shoots magic at you from the background

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon 10 месяцев назад +37

    Brendan about to throw down with Sping-Heeled Jack expecting just jumping, only to get his ass clawed up and burnt with fireballs.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 9 месяцев назад +5

      He already said he doesn't have night terrors about mario and mario gets those powers too

  • @dvandersande
    @dvandersande 10 месяцев назад +40

    This is certainly a video I could shovel snow to. At first I thought you were wacky, bonkers, and quite possibly a rotten, bruised banana, but when you gave Mothman the recognition it deserves, that is when I realized you were nothing but correct. 7/10, could shovel the first half of a blizzard.

  • @callmeginga
    @callmeginga 10 месяцев назад +9

    "I'm not letting anything from Florida take me down" is a bold statement

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 10 месяцев назад +5

      contrary to popular belief, florida is actually a lower level (albeit PvP enabled) area. region/zone chat is bugged out though and reaches globally so you hear about the weird shit that goes on there whether you want to or not. narcotics-type consumables are also just easier to get there because of trade routes and cartel-allied players inundating the black market and that causes a lot of players to lose control of their toons so said weird shit can happen

    • @marshmaddew
      @marshmaddew 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@logandunlap9156 Aren't Florida players just more risky and have a generally higher attack then other animal builds?

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws 10 месяцев назад +28

    I can’t believe that you wouldn’t include the Squonk, the most iconic and elusive cryptid alive. You’d think that such an easy 10/10 wouldn’t be forgotten, but here we are :/

    • @maderspotz2140
      @maderspotz2140 9 месяцев назад

      To be fair, if you were to fight the squonk it would just melt itself into a puddle and disappear. It would be more impressive to catch and befriend the Squonk since it’s known for running away because of its own ugliness

  • @gamerlex8894
    @gamerlex8894 10 месяцев назад +10

    "my motto is no spine, you're all mine" was pretty funny 9:39

  • @harrypootis9519
    @harrypootis9519 10 месяцев назад +31

    Have them all come after you at once, then hide and watch them all fight each other.

  • @user-li2tw4og2f
    @user-li2tw4og2f 9 месяцев назад +7

    " he thinks he can beat the mongolian death worm, little does he know its poison is soo lethal it can kill someone in seconds "

    • @Simipourfangirl
      @Simipourfangirl 7 месяцев назад

      It's skin is poisonous to touch and has electricity and I think it spits out yellow acid that devolves anything in seconds... Yeah no regular human can fight something like that

    • @Simipourfangirl
      @Simipourfangirl 7 месяцев назад

      I guess my original comment got deleted but I was agreeing, saying its skin is poisonous (so punching it isn't a good idea) while it spits yellow acid ( like stomach acid) and electricity. No regular human can survive it.

  • @McSpicyYT
    @McSpicyYT 10 месяцев назад +11

    "Going to hit this thing with a right until my fists go woke, and I start punching with my left."
    - The Cryptid Clobberer

  • @SC_3
    @SC_3 10 месяцев назад +22

    Now, given that Brendan is a married man, would he have the heart to punch La Larona? A widow, a mother and a crying one at that... what's she gonna do, scream at him?
    *Yes* 💀

  • @17nero44
    @17nero44 10 месяцев назад +13

    Brendaniel is the doom slayer of cryptids, the exact opposite of the secret saturdays

    • @blaster.m1943
      @blaster.m1943 9 месяцев назад

      they're gonna have to call alien x (they had a crossover with ben 10)

  • @thealmightyoreoking
    @thealmightyoreoking 10 месяцев назад +23

    I wanna see a Shadow of the Colossus style game where you play as Brendaniel and just make all the cryptids listed in this video are the bosses

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 месяцев назад +3

      What about a revival of Cabela's Dangerous Hunts with Cryptids? Wasn't there a Yeti in one of those bundles of madness?

    • @iago110
      @iago110 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC Dangerous hunts 2 has a yeti!

  • @veaceslavstoianov4378
    @veaceslavstoianov4378 10 месяцев назад +40

    Now I want one with smash or pass with cryptids

  • @aqueousErbium
    @aqueousErbium 10 месяцев назад +13

    Genuine excitement with the nightcrawler fight, but, if I had to make a request-and I definitely do-then I would want to see you in a battle boyale with all of the squatches.

  • @heyitsru7697
    @heyitsru7697 10 месяцев назад +14

    Brendan, I just got off the phone with the Japanese Customs office, they're apparently concerned with the possibility you're going to elbow drop the Tsuchinoko.

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 10 месяцев назад

      honestly, the tsuchinoko is probably just a deformed snake that came out of its egg too short that just had a meal and that's where the first report of it came from.

  • @blackdragon5274
    @blackdragon5274 10 месяцев назад +10

    I really like this video
    So overconfident, and aggressive, I especially like how you described defeating the night crawler

  • @luckyducky5994
    @luckyducky5994 10 месяцев назад +5

    I think you might have a decent shot of beating the grafton monster, assuming the battlefield is a forest like in the photo, I think it might be almost impossible for him to catch you with how bulky he is and if he’s strong enough to just plow through trees you’d hear him coming from a mile away, giving you the chance to hide and run for as long as you need to plan out a strategy or trap

  • @alpyki2588
    @alpyki2588 9 месяцев назад +2

    Does he realize Spring Heeled Jack spews fire from his face?

  • @ratratratratratratratratrat69
    @ratratratratratratratratrat69 10 месяцев назад +5

    “I’m gonna add him to the Brendantory”

  • @kingofallhallowseve
    @kingofallhallowseve 9 месяцев назад +5

    Yeah, nothing kills Mothman. You got two options: Die or try to make peace. Considering Mothman is one of the few cryptids people will kiss, I think you got a 50/50 chance of living

    • @Simipourfangirl
      @Simipourfangirl 7 месяцев назад

      Isn't mothman supposed to be a good cryptid? Or am I thinking of a different cryptid.

    • @kingofallhallowseve
      @kingofallhallowseve 7 месяцев назад

      @@Simipourfangirl It depends. I think he won’t attack first, like he’ll defend himself

  • @Crowvithian
    @Crowvithian 10 месяцев назад +8

    I honestly really enjoyed this video. This was really fucking funny man. Just the complete arrogance throughout the video is so humorous. "I *will* win this fight."

  • @swagzagoon2596
    @swagzagoon2596 10 месяцев назад +6

    Wow those dates REALLY must've not worked out then.

  • @Crolter
    @Crolter 10 месяцев назад +6

    Brendaniel's having night terrors about small italian plumbers that happen to look a lot like Mario...it's Mario, he's terrified of Mario.

  • @alternativebeel852
    @alternativebeel852 10 месяцев назад +3

    I don't think he understands how big a Mongolian death worm is compared to a human

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 9 месяцев назад +5

    Ah, yes, the classic masculine overconfidence that you can survive a bigfoot which can throw large boulders, and the instant death that comes from so much as a pinky making contact with a mongolian death worm.
    In the words of Raddigast the brown, “I would like to see you try.”

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 9 месяцев назад +2

    Mothman would not only easily defeat you, he’s be able to do so while singing country roads, take me home
    BACKWARDS

  • @iwillslapyou4982
    @iwillslapyou4982 10 месяцев назад +2

    I like that the title implies that it isn't how likely you are to win, but how likely you are to just start attacking them unprovoked

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 9 месяцев назад +2

    Ah yes. A normal person is defeating a plesiosaur that is like 30 feet long.

  • @elvastan
    @elvastan 10 месяцев назад +2

    I had a friend who owned chickens, and had a rooster.
    A giant rooster would be fucking terrifying, those fuckers BITE, and if it was that size, the spurs could do serious damage. You would still win, but I'd put it at a 6/10.
    Imagine fighting an ostrich with giant spikes on its feet and a beak that's fucking SHARP

  • @TheMimzez
    @TheMimzez 10 месяцев назад +4

    cryptids you would want to sit down and have a nice potluck picnic with. who would bring tiny sandwiches? who would buy a snack plate from walmart at the last minute? who would bring ham salad?

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 9 месяцев назад +1

    mothman is a harbinger of disaster. that you have seen it at all is a surefire sign you've lost, the disaster being your demise

  • @eggarts9562
    @eggarts9562 9 месяцев назад +3

    This gives off the same vibes as those guys on twitter who are confident that they could fist fight a full grown wolf

  • @imat-rex
    @imat-rex 10 месяцев назад +2

    Who's gonna tell him rooster have built in knives on their feet lol

  • @underworldfilms8200
    @underworldfilms8200 6 месяцев назад +1

    You can always count on brendaniel to deliver something unexpected every single time

  • @marshmaddew
    @marshmaddew 9 месяцев назад +3

    As an Ohioan, the frogs have wands. Trust me.

  • @nanopanda
    @nanopanda 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Gonna punch rigs until my fists get woke. Then punch with my left."
    Oh shit. That was kind of cool

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 10 месяцев назад +2

    I like how some people seriously think they could win a fight with a gorilla when in reality a wild hog could take out at least half of all people, this includes myself. I have no delusions on how tough animals can be.
    This is without weapons of course. Humans only really win fights because we made weapons to give us an edge. With a weapon of course you could kill everything. Without one not so much.

  • @sadgirlhours4088
    @sadgirlhours4088 10 месяцев назад +2

    💀 bro there is no amount of rage that can win a fight against bigfoot. If a chimp can rip your face off an ape man will crush your bones to dust

  • @user-kv5lq9xm8c
    @user-kv5lq9xm8c 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bro is gonna meet up with some Appalachian dwarves in a McDonald’s parking lot for a fight

  • @Daggz
    @Daggz 6 месяцев назад +3

    We miss you Daniel...

  • @lemurfightclub4228
    @lemurfightclub4228 10 месяцев назад +2

    Right off the bat I was thinking of the Billy horse fight diagram but with Nessie

  • @ComingSoonerThanYouThink
    @ComingSoonerThanYouThink 10 месяцев назад +6

    Nah, brendaniel, you ARE the goat! 10/10 banger video

  • @jorgerosado2087
    @jorgerosado2087 5 месяцев назад +1

    Cannot believe there wasn't a single reference to Gef aka the Dalby Spook, a talking mongoose who could allegedly phase through walls. He is the Eighth Wonder, after all.
    Other likely candidates:
    -Ogopogo (one of the more famous variants of sea serpents)
    -Capelobo (basically Brazilian Bigfoot, only larger and with the head of an anteater)
    -Nandi bear
    -Honey Island Swamp Monster (known more commonly as the Cajun Saquatch)
    -Phoenix (I'd count it)
    -Buggane (shapeshifting ogre-like creature)
    -ManBearPig (absolute crime this wasn't included along with Scuzzlebutt, a creature with Patrick Duffy as a leg)

  • @janinecat1865
    @janinecat1865 10 месяцев назад +2

    I think Bren "Mama Mia" Daniel overestimates his odds against Baba Yags, it would be a 4/10 TOPS. In some of the old art depictions she's sporting a sword and a picket fence topped with severed Mongol heads.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 10 месяцев назад

      What’s a sword supposed to do? Completely useless

  • @SollySoupcan
    @SollySoupcan 10 месяцев назад +3

    Taking notes for the bigfoot one. Got a fight with one next Thursday.

  • @CaptainJ62
    @CaptainJ62 2 дня назад

    Fighting the baba yaga is just like fighting an AT-ST in Jedi Fallen Order: just hit the legs until it falls over, then hit the pilot when she gets out. Easy.

  • @mrbearjangles8600
    @mrbearjangles8600 10 месяцев назад +1

    the bunny man is literally just a dude, kick his shins in, he can't beat a linebacker

  • @grandmasgopnik9642
    @grandmasgopnik9642 2 месяца назад

    My accidental walking into multiple altercations and drug sales leads me to believe I am immune to eldritch horrors on account of houseplant IQ.

  • @daisyw4348
    @daisyw4348 10 месяцев назад +2

    The jersey devil is just like the imaginary version of an emu... do you think you can win a fight against an emu?

    • @daisyw4348
      @daisyw4348 10 месяцев назад +1

      ... same with the giant chicken

    • @Piterdeveirs333
      @Piterdeveirs333 9 месяцев назад

      It is an emu from New Jersey, it has at least one knife on it

  • @lucamckenn5932
    @lucamckenn5932 6 месяцев назад

    When i instantly hesrd the deadly premonition toot i knew this was gonna be amazing. This sort of content is charming, clever, and funny! For future ones you should give yourself a power and a weakness so it's not just a brutal snowball

  • @samuelrodriguez9801
    @samuelrodriguez9801 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Mongolian Death Worm uses Thunderbolt.

  • @datwitchyswordfan
    @datwitchyswordfan 9 месяцев назад +2

    Truly, scp material here. The GOC should pick this guy up and get him to box with reality benders, lol.

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 9 месяцев назад +1

    I genuinely did not know like half of these Cryptids.
    Like, I did not know anything about the skrunkly little turd that is The Crazy Critter of Bald Mountain.

  • @crystalmanta9443
    @crystalmanta9443 3 месяца назад

    This has quickly become my favorite video of all time.

  • @SamDeMonic
    @SamDeMonic 10 месяцев назад +2

    8:41 clearly you havent seen frogs jaws open wide and use their tongues to latch and pull

    • @marshmaddew
      @marshmaddew 9 месяцев назад

      It also has a magic wand.

  • @wonderproductions3949
    @wonderproductions3949 9 месяцев назад +1

    This gives real Ford Pines energy

  • @calebpepper3834
    @calebpepper3834 9 месяцев назад +1

    As a 6ft 3 250 lb Louisianaian I’m terrified of Big foot 9ft tall heavy weight basically a tall Gorilla or Literally a Wooky which would tear a person’s arms off. Knowing how dirty Chimpanzees fight I’m decently sure nobody walks away from that a live.

  • @cooldudemcswagcooldudemcsw4697
    @cooldudemcswagcooldudemcsw4697 10 месяцев назад +2

    I think there’s some contention in the Kraken fight. If you have home field than it’s ez W. In the water, yeah Kraken wins

  • @bugliimulligans
    @bugliimulligans 10 месяцев назад +4

    Heh, I'd like to hear what kind of excuse you'd have for thinking you could beat a unicorn

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 месяцев назад +8

      You pop the horn off and go for the ribs.

  • @glorbandavis2163
    @glorbandavis2163 9 месяцев назад +2

    The frog can use sorcery

  • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
    @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 9 месяцев назад +1

    I wanna see this man rate trevor henderson creatures, just to see how creative he gets

  • @TomQuoVadis
    @TomQuoVadis 10 месяцев назад +1

    Brendaniel, it was Michael Jordan who got turned into a ball by the monster squad, Wayne Knight got pancaked by them

  • @michaelrandall6752
    @michaelrandall6752 10 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you Bren for another seminar in theoretical fightnomics. What's the music btw?

    • @wreztesser8010
      @wreztesser8010 10 месяцев назад +2

      It's from the game Deadly Premonition!

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 10 месяцев назад

      It's the farty, penis music from Deadly Premonition.

  • @onymy.
    @onymy. 10 месяцев назад

    Don't worry about fighting the Michigan Dogman. He is a good boy, and can be won over with table scraps and ass scratches.

  • @Mikescool444
    @Mikescool444 9 месяцев назад

    Dude, you’re the GOAT! I’ve always loved these type of videos and it’s about time you do something with cryptids- oh shit actually wait scratch that goat part SCRATHC THAT

  • @rare_edamimi_fangirl
    @rare_edamimi_fangirl 10 месяцев назад +2

    New to this channel, trying to figure out if this guy is overestimating his power, or if he's really just that strong
    Good that even this guy knows Mothman is undefeatable

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 10 месяцев назад

      he mentions that he's 250+ lbs, hails from central US meaning he's probably got that tanky farmhand build, and a voice like that indicates no shortage of testosterone. i think most of his assertions are reasonable outside of the squatches, those are also referred to as bush apes and non-human great apes are no fucking joke in terms of raw strength.

    • @asherroodcreel640
      @asherroodcreel640 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@logandunlap9156maybe if he was used to the sight of his own blood

  • @Simipourfangirl
    @Simipourfangirl 7 месяцев назад

    I'm not sure if he's going to talk about the bear lake monster but i had odd dreams about me fighting it and the Mongolian death worm (a couple of times) basically i used a shovel and kept hiting it on its head until the bear lake monster stopped moving. I was afraid of it until it tried to eat my dog. As for the worm, i had a dream that they started to try and take over the world. Scientist made some griffns that could resist and or not be affected by what the worms had and actually ate them. People who thought all animals can live in harmony got rid of all griffins (ironically) and then the worms thanked them by eating them first.

  • @dragojdan
    @dragojdan 9 месяцев назад

    Boy, the Wisconsin Hodag might be a rather friendly face now, but if you knew how fierce that little beast was, I'm sorry to say but, they're gonna bury what's left of you in a soup can.

  • @TheK4man
    @TheK4man 10 месяцев назад

    brendaniel makes brendaniel sound like a huntable, edible cryptid of his own.
    and we poor out here.
    and we hunt

  • @MeaTargett-du3jw
    @MeaTargett-du3jw 8 месяцев назад

    Bro is so chaotic. This is great

  • @-psilo-9071
    @-psilo-9071 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love how your videos always sound like you're having a manic episode

  • @booleah6357
    @booleah6357 7 месяцев назад

    Now in his lore spring heeled jack also breathes fire if that changes anything.

  • @Username5H0
    @Username5H0 10 месяцев назад +2

    Happy Halloween!

  • @tdc3477
    @tdc3477 8 месяцев назад

    Major issue - The Flatwoods Monster's suit is made of metal and what I can only assume is a very durable glass, dunno how you would poke a hole in that

  • @RadRoku
    @RadRoku 9 месяцев назад

    this really needs a part 2

  • @jameshammond629
    @jameshammond629 9 месяцев назад

    Glad that you just conceded defeat to Mothman.

  • @MisterBones223
    @MisterBones223 10 месяцев назад

    I would lose most of these fights, but the chupacabra would get his shit rocked by yours truly. He killed my goat Able in Arizona, and that cannot be forgiven. No mercy.

  • @danielculpepper8772
    @danielculpepper8772 10 месяцев назад

    “And no one on the internet is gonna call me a GOAT” 😂 HAH genius (one might say, goated)

  • @glossyplane542
    @glossyplane542 10 месяцев назад

    I love how the quality of these videos never ever drops

  • @vonBelfry
    @vonBelfry 10 месяцев назад

    Hoop snakes. See what you can do against 60mph rolling venom darts, BUDDY

  • @dontrll947
    @dontrll947 10 месяцев назад

    This is the quality youtube content i need while eating night bread

  • @redypo
    @redypo 10 месяцев назад +1

    how u have anxiety at 6'5? just stand above whatever makes you anxious

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 месяцев назад +2

      Anxiety is 7 foot tall and I'm just 5 17.

  • @b3n9y74
    @b3n9y74 9 месяцев назад

    Cracked lil vid, love it! 👍 I too would drain, main and shame my way to supreme reign for most of this list lol (except for the Jackalope, we would become friends and I would treasure him always)

  • @FishFan6038
    @FishFan6038 8 месяцев назад

    I mean some versions of the spring heeled Jack story say he has metal claws or can breath fire but even ignoring that I am pretty sure single kick is all he needs

  • @CrimsonXenoProduct
    @CrimsonXenoProduct 10 месяцев назад

    left out the enigmatic Grays, because he knew he couldn't hold a candle in the wind for that fight