As a Scottish lad and-or lass myself, I can confirm that you would very likely beat Nessie in a fight. The question is, what exactly would justify fighting Nessie of all cryptids. You would not win the battle with the emotional demons after the fact.
You should do a follow up with stuff like The Shadow People Ohio Grassman Skunk Ape Snallygaster The Rake Cherokee Death Cat The Wampus Beast The Slide Rock Bolter The Sheepsquatch The Wendigo/skinwalker Me, I’m also a cryptid, Fight me.
Ohio Grassman is just Bigfoot/Sasquatch, as is the Skunk Ape(give or take regional differences, though that would be like the differences between lowland gorilla and mountain gorilla, yes there noticeable and distinct features, but they're both still Gorilla)
Billy: would lose to a horse despite what is clearly a lot of planning Brendaniel: could effortlessly beat up the Jersey devil ... Yeah, I guess that sounds about right
You're not wrong about chickens they really will just devour any small animal they can. Had the misfortune of finding out what mine got ahold of a little too late. They're basically mini tyrannosaurs too so like, a giant rooster is just a dinosaur then. You are fighting a dinosaur lmao
There's been some theological discussion amongst the rabbis as to if a chicken that is sufficiently large enough to eat humans would be kosher or not. Results have been... inconclusive.
Every animal eats smaller animals if there is a chance. Difference is birds eat bugs all the time, they crave protein. We wód be nothing more than crunchy worm for any dinosaur sized bird.
Ever since he saw his design in Super Mario Wonder, Brendaniel hasn't been the same. The intense night terrors caused by seeing Mario with an actual for real new artstyle change in a 2d game after nearly 20 years has caused him to become violent and paranoid, he's even threatening the lives of poor, innocent cryptids now! Pray for the cryptids, pray for Brendaniel, and most of all pray for Super Mario to come down and goomba stomp him to put a stop to his raving madness. Join me in prayer so that Mario can save us all from Brendaniel.
But Brendan, the Mongolian Death Worm shoots lightning and spews poison. Granted you could probably wear a rubber suit and be fine but I feel like those two abilities were not considered in your rating.
The baba yaga fight will be like the one reborn from bloodborne, fighting a massive monster while someone hides and shoots magic at you from the background
This is certainly a video I could shovel snow to. At first I thought you were wacky, bonkers, and quite possibly a rotten, bruised banana, but when you gave Mothman the recognition it deserves, that is when I realized you were nothing but correct. 7/10, could shovel the first half of a blizzard.
contrary to popular belief, florida is actually a lower level (albeit PvP enabled) area. region/zone chat is bugged out though and reaches globally so you hear about the weird shit that goes on there whether you want to or not. narcotics-type consumables are also just easier to get there because of trade routes and cartel-allied players inundating the black market and that causes a lot of players to lose control of their toons so said weird shit can happen
I can’t believe that you wouldn’t include the Squonk, the most iconic and elusive cryptid alive. You’d think that such an easy 10/10 wouldn’t be forgotten, but here we are :/
To be fair, if you were to fight the squonk it would just melt itself into a puddle and disappear. It would be more impressive to catch and befriend the Squonk since it’s known for running away because of its own ugliness
It's skin is poisonous to touch and has electricity and I think it spits out yellow acid that devolves anything in seconds... Yeah no regular human can fight something like that
I guess my original comment got deleted but I was agreeing, saying its skin is poisonous (so punching it isn't a good idea) while it spits yellow acid ( like stomach acid) and electricity. No regular human can survive it.
Now, given that Brendan is a married man, would he have the heart to punch La Larona? A widow, a mother and a crying one at that... what's she gonna do, scream at him? *Yes* 💀
Genuine excitement with the nightcrawler fight, but, if I had to make a request-and I definitely do-then I would want to see you in a battle boyale with all of the squatches.
Brendan, I just got off the phone with the Japanese Customs office, they're apparently concerned with the possibility you're going to elbow drop the Tsuchinoko.
honestly, the tsuchinoko is probably just a deformed snake that came out of its egg too short that just had a meal and that's where the first report of it came from.
I think you might have a decent shot of beating the grafton monster, assuming the battlefield is a forest like in the photo, I think it might be almost impossible for him to catch you with how bulky he is and if he’s strong enough to just plow through trees you’d hear him coming from a mile away, giving you the chance to hide and run for as long as you need to plan out a strategy or trap
Yeah, nothing kills Mothman. You got two options: Die or try to make peace. Considering Mothman is one of the few cryptids people will kiss, I think you got a 50/50 chance of living
I honestly really enjoyed this video. This was really fucking funny man. Just the complete arrogance throughout the video is so humorous. "I *will* win this fight."
Ah, yes, the classic masculine overconfidence that you can survive a bigfoot which can throw large boulders, and the instant death that comes from so much as a pinky making contact with a mongolian death worm. In the words of Raddigast the brown, “I would like to see you try.”
I had a friend who owned chickens, and had a rooster. A giant rooster would be fucking terrifying, those fuckers BITE, and if it was that size, the spurs could do serious damage. You would still win, but I'd put it at a 6/10. Imagine fighting an ostrich with giant spikes on its feet and a beak that's fucking SHARP
cryptids you would want to sit down and have a nice potluck picnic with. who would bring tiny sandwiches? who would buy a snack plate from walmart at the last minute? who would bring ham salad?
I like how some people seriously think they could win a fight with a gorilla when in reality a wild hog could take out at least half of all people, this includes myself. I have no delusions on how tough animals can be. This is without weapons of course. Humans only really win fights because we made weapons to give us an edge. With a weapon of course you could kill everything. Without one not so much.
Cannot believe there wasn't a single reference to Gef aka the Dalby Spook, a talking mongoose who could allegedly phase through walls. He is the Eighth Wonder, after all. Other likely candidates: -Ogopogo (one of the more famous variants of sea serpents) -Capelobo (basically Brazilian Bigfoot, only larger and with the head of an anteater) -Nandi bear -Honey Island Swamp Monster (known more commonly as the Cajun Saquatch) -Phoenix (I'd count it) -Buggane (shapeshifting ogre-like creature) -ManBearPig (absolute crime this wasn't included along with Scuzzlebutt, a creature with Patrick Duffy as a leg)
I think Bren "Mama Mia" Daniel overestimates his odds against Baba Yags, it would be a 4/10 TOPS. In some of the old art depictions she's sporting a sword and a picket fence topped with severed Mongol heads.
Fighting the baba yaga is just like fighting an AT-ST in Jedi Fallen Order: just hit the legs until it falls over, then hit the pilot when she gets out. Easy.
When i instantly hesrd the deadly premonition toot i knew this was gonna be amazing. This sort of content is charming, clever, and funny! For future ones you should give yourself a power and a weakness so it's not just a brutal snowball
I genuinely did not know like half of these Cryptids. Like, I did not know anything about the skrunkly little turd that is The Crazy Critter of Bald Mountain.
As a 6ft 3 250 lb Louisianaian I’m terrified of Big foot 9ft tall heavy weight basically a tall Gorilla or Literally a Wooky which would tear a person’s arms off. Knowing how dirty Chimpanzees fight I’m decently sure nobody walks away from that a live.
Dude, you’re the GOAT! I’ve always loved these type of videos and it’s about time you do something with cryptids- oh shit actually wait scratch that goat part SCRATHC THAT
New to this channel, trying to figure out if this guy is overestimating his power, or if he's really just that strong Good that even this guy knows Mothman is undefeatable
he mentions that he's 250+ lbs, hails from central US meaning he's probably got that tanky farmhand build, and a voice like that indicates no shortage of testosterone. i think most of his assertions are reasonable outside of the squatches, those are also referred to as bush apes and non-human great apes are no fucking joke in terms of raw strength.
I'm not sure if he's going to talk about the bear lake monster but i had odd dreams about me fighting it and the Mongolian death worm (a couple of times) basically i used a shovel and kept hiting it on its head until the bear lake monster stopped moving. I was afraid of it until it tried to eat my dog. As for the worm, i had a dream that they started to try and take over the world. Scientist made some griffns that could resist and or not be affected by what the worms had and actually ate them. People who thought all animals can live in harmony got rid of all griffins (ironically) and then the worms thanked them by eating them first.
Boy, the Wisconsin Hodag might be a rather friendly face now, but if you knew how fierce that little beast was, I'm sorry to say but, they're gonna bury what's left of you in a soup can.
Major issue - The Flatwoods Monster's suit is made of metal and what I can only assume is a very durable glass, dunno how you would poke a hole in that
I would lose most of these fights, but the chupacabra would get his shit rocked by yours truly. He killed my goat Able in Arizona, and that cannot be forgiven. No mercy.
Cracked lil vid, love it! 👍 I too would drain, main and shame my way to supreme reign for most of this list lol (except for the Jackalope, we would become friends and I would treasure him always)
I mean some versions of the spring heeled Jack story say he has metal claws or can breath fire but even ignoring that I am pretty sure single kick is all he needs
Brendaniel's definetly having night terrors about Mario.
NO
@@BrendanielReads yeah, Mario's definetly your sleep paralysis demon.
@@BrendanielReadsc’mon, man. We’re all friends here
@@BrendanielReads Mario did, in fact, GOT HIM.
my man turned into doom guy when he got to The Jersey Devil 🤣@@BrendanielReads
Local Iowa man hospitalized after trying to fight circus freaks calling them "cryptids"
As a Scottish lad and-or lass myself, I can confirm that you would very likely beat Nessie in a fight. The question is, what exactly would justify fighting Nessie of all cryptids. You would not win the battle with the emotional demons after the fact.
What if I drop my Gameboy in the Loch and it eats it? I'm getting my Gameboy back.
@@BrendanielReads Inside Jabu-Jabu's Belly
@@BrendanielReadsin reality Nessie would change the batteries for new ones and hand it back
@@1C3CR34M but it would charge you a $3.50 service fee
I think Nessie would passively win. Just picks you up, puts you on land and leaves
Youre going to fight an army of gnomes and there's nothing you can do about it.
Big steppy. I win.
@@BrendanielReadswhat if they pull a gravity falls and form together into big gnome?
@@BrendanielReadsJust be wary of their pointy hats
@@BrendanielReadspointy hats
@@BrendanielReadsthey have javelins
"260 lbs of iowan meat." Is not a sentence i thought id hear today but as an iowan im gonna use it
One day, Brendaniel will fight his true nemesis: Huggbees.
Fight nothing. I want a crossover episode!!!
@@masedaace5473 Now THAT'S what I'm talking about
Brendan wins. Huggbees can't even look a camera in the eyes
@@gremlinman9724how could Huggbees fight a disembodied voice?
@@suziebelle3738how could a disembodied voice hurt someone so disassociate from their emotions
The idea of Brendan doing shadowboxing on a museum Baki style it is so funny
My first thought lol
One factor about the Baba-Yaga you forgot: in some tellings, she had steel legs and teeth, which would be devestating if she kicked or bit you
Then don’t get kicked or bit. Easy as
Just carry a magnet
She also, I think, can eat people whole? Possibly, it's been a while since I looked at her whole thing
@@archrp7868 old lady can vore, got it.
@@TroutMaskReplicaSCPhey man, quit reading my search history
You should do a follow up with stuff like
The Shadow People
Ohio Grassman
Skunk Ape
Snallygaster
The Rake
Cherokee Death Cat
The Wampus Beast
The Slide Rock Bolter
The Sheepsquatch
The Wendigo/skinwalker
Me, I’m also a cryptid, Fight me.
Well I'm not one to judge but you do have a larger knowledge of Cryptids than him, so he probably couldn't fight you.
Ohio Grassman sounds like a nickname for somebody's plug
Ohio Grassman is just Bigfoot/Sasquatch, as is the Skunk Ape(give or take regional differences, though that would be like the differences between lowland gorilla and mountain gorilla, yes there noticeable and distinct features, but they're both still Gorilla)
So sad my man's snallygaster didn't show up
Hobkinsville goblins too, like all of them
Billy: would lose to a horse despite what is clearly a lot of planning
Brendaniel: could effortlessly beat up the Jersey devil
... Yeah, I guess that sounds about right
Watching Brendaniels spiraling psychosis play out on youtube has made me finally reconcile and accept my own.
Could you defeat the Canadian Goose-Moose? His feet are loose but he's strong like spruce.
You bastard, you made me spit out my drink
But can he beat a guy named Bruce?
Are we talking Toulouse Goose-Moose?
@@SirNeutralwas he kicking off his Saturday shoes
and can he beat up my *cousin* named bruce?
You're not wrong about chickens they really will just devour any small animal they can. Had the misfortune of finding out what mine got ahold of a little too late. They're basically mini tyrannosaurs too so like, a giant rooster is just a dinosaur then. You are fighting a dinosaur lmao
The dumbest thing in Jurassic Park is that the first kid wasn’t scared of a 6ft Turkey. I’d rather fight a real velociraptor than a 6ft turkey
There's been some theological discussion amongst the rabbis as to if a chicken that is sufficiently large enough to eat humans would be kosher or not. Results have been... inconclusive.
Every animal eats smaller animals if there is a chance. Difference is birds eat bugs all the time, they crave protein. We wód be nothing more than crunchy worm for any dinosaur sized bird.
Ever since he saw his design in Super Mario Wonder, Brendaniel hasn't been the same. The intense night terrors caused by seeing Mario with an actual for real new artstyle change in a 2d game after nearly 20 years has caused him to become violent and paranoid, he's even threatening the lives of poor, innocent cryptids now!
Pray for the cryptids, pray for Brendaniel, and most of all pray for Super Mario to come down and goomba stomp him to put a stop to his raving madness. Join me in prayer so that Mario can save us all from Brendaniel.
But Brendan, the Mongolian Death Worm shoots lightning and spews poison. Granted you could probably wear a rubber suit and be fine but I feel like those two abilities were not considered in your rating.
Built different. Not worried about it. Worm is worm.
Where the fuck did my comment disappear to????
@@BrendanielReads I said you can’t because I said so basically, I’m too lazy to explain again, I’m so tired.
it's fine he carries debuff cleansing items with him probably
"worm is a worm" -Last words of a man eaten by the Alaskan Bullworm
The baba yaga fight will be like the one reborn from bloodborne, fighting a massive monster while someone hides and shoots magic at you from the background
Brendan about to throw down with Sping-Heeled Jack expecting just jumping, only to get his ass clawed up and burnt with fireballs.
He already said he doesn't have night terrors about mario and mario gets those powers too
This is certainly a video I could shovel snow to. At first I thought you were wacky, bonkers, and quite possibly a rotten, bruised banana, but when you gave Mothman the recognition it deserves, that is when I realized you were nothing but correct. 7/10, could shovel the first half of a blizzard.
"I'm not letting anything from Florida take me down" is a bold statement
contrary to popular belief, florida is actually a lower level (albeit PvP enabled) area. region/zone chat is bugged out though and reaches globally so you hear about the weird shit that goes on there whether you want to or not. narcotics-type consumables are also just easier to get there because of trade routes and cartel-allied players inundating the black market and that causes a lot of players to lose control of their toons so said weird shit can happen
@logandunlap9156 Aren't Florida players just more risky and have a generally higher attack then other animal builds?
I can’t believe that you wouldn’t include the Squonk, the most iconic and elusive cryptid alive. You’d think that such an easy 10/10 wouldn’t be forgotten, but here we are :/
To be fair, if you were to fight the squonk it would just melt itself into a puddle and disappear. It would be more impressive to catch and befriend the Squonk since it’s known for running away because of its own ugliness
"my motto is no spine, you're all mine" was pretty funny 9:39
Have them all come after you at once, then hide and watch them all fight each other.
" he thinks he can beat the mongolian death worm, little does he know its poison is soo lethal it can kill someone in seconds "
It's skin is poisonous to touch and has electricity and I think it spits out yellow acid that devolves anything in seconds... Yeah no regular human can fight something like that
I guess my original comment got deleted but I was agreeing, saying its skin is poisonous (so punching it isn't a good idea) while it spits yellow acid ( like stomach acid) and electricity. No regular human can survive it.
"Going to hit this thing with a right until my fists go woke, and I start punching with my left."
- The Cryptid Clobberer
my fav quote
Now, given that Brendan is a married man, would he have the heart to punch La Larona? A widow, a mother and a crying one at that... what's she gonna do, scream at him?
*Yes* 💀
Brendaniel is the doom slayer of cryptids, the exact opposite of the secret saturdays
they're gonna have to call alien x (they had a crossover with ben 10)
I wanna see a Shadow of the Colossus style game where you play as Brendaniel and just make all the cryptids listed in this video are the bosses
What about a revival of Cabela's Dangerous Hunts with Cryptids? Wasn't there a Yeti in one of those bundles of madness?
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Dangerous hunts 2 has a yeti!
Now I want one with smash or pass with cryptids
Smash 🫦🫦 or SMASH 🤜🏻🤜🏻
@@lunasmith9367 smash🥵
I'm smashing a Wendigo and you can't stop me
Genuine excitement with the nightcrawler fight, but, if I had to make a request-and I definitely do-then I would want to see you in a battle boyale with all of the squatches.
Brendan, I just got off the phone with the Japanese Customs office, they're apparently concerned with the possibility you're going to elbow drop the Tsuchinoko.
honestly, the tsuchinoko is probably just a deformed snake that came out of its egg too short that just had a meal and that's where the first report of it came from.
I really like this video
So overconfident, and aggressive, I especially like how you described defeating the night crawler
I think you might have a decent shot of beating the grafton monster, assuming the battlefield is a forest like in the photo, I think it might be almost impossible for him to catch you with how bulky he is and if he’s strong enough to just plow through trees you’d hear him coming from a mile away, giving you the chance to hide and run for as long as you need to plan out a strategy or trap
Does he realize Spring Heeled Jack spews fire from his face?
“I’m gonna add him to the Brendantory”
Yeah, nothing kills Mothman. You got two options: Die or try to make peace. Considering Mothman is one of the few cryptids people will kiss, I think you got a 50/50 chance of living
Isn't mothman supposed to be a good cryptid? Or am I thinking of a different cryptid.
@@Simipourfangirl It depends. I think he won’t attack first, like he’ll defend himself
I honestly really enjoyed this video. This was really fucking funny man. Just the complete arrogance throughout the video is so humorous. "I *will* win this fight."
Wow those dates REALLY must've not worked out then.
Brendaniel's having night terrors about small italian plumbers that happen to look a lot like Mario...it's Mario, he's terrified of Mario.
I don't think he understands how big a Mongolian death worm is compared to a human
Ah, yes, the classic masculine overconfidence that you can survive a bigfoot which can throw large boulders, and the instant death that comes from so much as a pinky making contact with a mongolian death worm.
In the words of Raddigast the brown, “I would like to see you try.”
Mothman would not only easily defeat you, he’s be able to do so while singing country roads, take me home
BACKWARDS
I like that the title implies that it isn't how likely you are to win, but how likely you are to just start attacking them unprovoked
Ah yes. A normal person is defeating a plesiosaur that is like 30 feet long.
I had a friend who owned chickens, and had a rooster.
A giant rooster would be fucking terrifying, those fuckers BITE, and if it was that size, the spurs could do serious damage. You would still win, but I'd put it at a 6/10.
Imagine fighting an ostrich with giant spikes on its feet and a beak that's fucking SHARP
cryptids you would want to sit down and have a nice potluck picnic with. who would bring tiny sandwiches? who would buy a snack plate from walmart at the last minute? who would bring ham salad?
mothman is a harbinger of disaster. that you have seen it at all is a surefire sign you've lost, the disaster being your demise
This gives off the same vibes as those guys on twitter who are confident that they could fist fight a full grown wolf
Who's gonna tell him rooster have built in knives on their feet lol
You can always count on brendaniel to deliver something unexpected every single time
As an Ohioan, the frogs have wands. Trust me.
"Gonna punch rigs until my fists get woke. Then punch with my left."
Oh shit. That was kind of cool
I like how some people seriously think they could win a fight with a gorilla when in reality a wild hog could take out at least half of all people, this includes myself. I have no delusions on how tough animals can be.
This is without weapons of course. Humans only really win fights because we made weapons to give us an edge. With a weapon of course you could kill everything. Without one not so much.
💀 bro there is no amount of rage that can win a fight against bigfoot. If a chimp can rip your face off an ape man will crush your bones to dust
Bro is gonna meet up with some Appalachian dwarves in a McDonald’s parking lot for a fight
We miss you Daniel...
Right off the bat I was thinking of the Billy horse fight diagram but with Nessie
Nah, brendaniel, you ARE the goat! 10/10 banger video
Cannot believe there wasn't a single reference to Gef aka the Dalby Spook, a talking mongoose who could allegedly phase through walls. He is the Eighth Wonder, after all.
Other likely candidates:
-Ogopogo (one of the more famous variants of sea serpents)
-Capelobo (basically Brazilian Bigfoot, only larger and with the head of an anteater)
-Nandi bear
-Honey Island Swamp Monster (known more commonly as the Cajun Saquatch)
-Phoenix (I'd count it)
-Buggane (shapeshifting ogre-like creature)
-ManBearPig (absolute crime this wasn't included along with Scuzzlebutt, a creature with Patrick Duffy as a leg)
I think Bren "Mama Mia" Daniel overestimates his odds against Baba Yags, it would be a 4/10 TOPS. In some of the old art depictions she's sporting a sword and a picket fence topped with severed Mongol heads.
What’s a sword supposed to do? Completely useless
Taking notes for the bigfoot one. Got a fight with one next Thursday.
Fighting the baba yaga is just like fighting an AT-ST in Jedi Fallen Order: just hit the legs until it falls over, then hit the pilot when she gets out. Easy.
the bunny man is literally just a dude, kick his shins in, he can't beat a linebacker
My accidental walking into multiple altercations and drug sales leads me to believe I am immune to eldritch horrors on account of houseplant IQ.
The jersey devil is just like the imaginary version of an emu... do you think you can win a fight against an emu?
... same with the giant chicken
It is an emu from New Jersey, it has at least one knife on it
When i instantly hesrd the deadly premonition toot i knew this was gonna be amazing. This sort of content is charming, clever, and funny! For future ones you should give yourself a power and a weakness so it's not just a brutal snowball
The Mongolian Death Worm uses Thunderbolt.
Truly, scp material here. The GOC should pick this guy up and get him to box with reality benders, lol.
I genuinely did not know like half of these Cryptids.
Like, I did not know anything about the skrunkly little turd that is The Crazy Critter of Bald Mountain.
This has quickly become my favorite video of all time.
8:41 clearly you havent seen frogs jaws open wide and use their tongues to latch and pull
It also has a magic wand.
This gives real Ford Pines energy
As a 6ft 3 250 lb Louisianaian I’m terrified of Big foot 9ft tall heavy weight basically a tall Gorilla or Literally a Wooky which would tear a person’s arms off. Knowing how dirty Chimpanzees fight I’m decently sure nobody walks away from that a live.
I think there’s some contention in the Kraken fight. If you have home field than it’s ez W. In the water, yeah Kraken wins
Heh, I'd like to hear what kind of excuse you'd have for thinking you could beat a unicorn
You pop the horn off and go for the ribs.
The frog can use sorcery
I wanna see this man rate trevor henderson creatures, just to see how creative he gets
Brendaniel, it was Michael Jordan who got turned into a ball by the monster squad, Wayne Knight got pancaked by them
Thank you Bren for another seminar in theoretical fightnomics. What's the music btw?
It's from the game Deadly Premonition!
It's the farty, penis music from Deadly Premonition.
Don't worry about fighting the Michigan Dogman. He is a good boy, and can be won over with table scraps and ass scratches.
Dude, you’re the GOAT! I’ve always loved these type of videos and it’s about time you do something with cryptids- oh shit actually wait scratch that goat part SCRATHC THAT
New to this channel, trying to figure out if this guy is overestimating his power, or if he's really just that strong
Good that even this guy knows Mothman is undefeatable
he mentions that he's 250+ lbs, hails from central US meaning he's probably got that tanky farmhand build, and a voice like that indicates no shortage of testosterone. i think most of his assertions are reasonable outside of the squatches, those are also referred to as bush apes and non-human great apes are no fucking joke in terms of raw strength.
@@logandunlap9156maybe if he was used to the sight of his own blood
I'm not sure if he's going to talk about the bear lake monster but i had odd dreams about me fighting it and the Mongolian death worm (a couple of times) basically i used a shovel and kept hiting it on its head until the bear lake monster stopped moving. I was afraid of it until it tried to eat my dog. As for the worm, i had a dream that they started to try and take over the world. Scientist made some griffns that could resist and or not be affected by what the worms had and actually ate them. People who thought all animals can live in harmony got rid of all griffins (ironically) and then the worms thanked them by eating them first.
Boy, the Wisconsin Hodag might be a rather friendly face now, but if you knew how fierce that little beast was, I'm sorry to say but, they're gonna bury what's left of you in a soup can.
brendaniel makes brendaniel sound like a huntable, edible cryptid of his own.
and we poor out here.
and we hunt
Bro is so chaotic. This is great
I love how your videos always sound like you're having a manic episode
Now in his lore spring heeled jack also breathes fire if that changes anything.
Happy Halloween!
Major issue - The Flatwoods Monster's suit is made of metal and what I can only assume is a very durable glass, dunno how you would poke a hole in that
this really needs a part 2
Glad that you just conceded defeat to Mothman.
I would lose most of these fights, but the chupacabra would get his shit rocked by yours truly. He killed my goat Able in Arizona, and that cannot be forgiven. No mercy.
“And no one on the internet is gonna call me a GOAT” 😂 HAH genius (one might say, goated)
I love how the quality of these videos never ever drops
Hoop snakes. See what you can do against 60mph rolling venom darts, BUDDY
This is the quality youtube content i need while eating night bread
how u have anxiety at 6'5? just stand above whatever makes you anxious
Anxiety is 7 foot tall and I'm just 5 17.
Cracked lil vid, love it! 👍 I too would drain, main and shame my way to supreme reign for most of this list lol (except for the Jackalope, we would become friends and I would treasure him always)
I mean some versions of the spring heeled Jack story say he has metal claws or can breath fire but even ignoring that I am pretty sure single kick is all he needs
left out the enigmatic Grays, because he knew he couldn't hold a candle in the wind for that fight