The Yield sign radiates the same energy as that one substitute teacher who tells you what to do but has no willpower to enforce the class and just lets it go wild
The thing is though, everyone is that way. You just have to start driving. It's like being a kid not wanting to take a bath - seems really horrible until you get in. Then it's fun!
@@bugjams there are people who do not enjoy it, be it pure irrational anxiety, or if they're like me they understand intrinsically the mechanics of the vehicle as well as comprehending the mass of the vehicle, the risk and likelihood of error, what would happen if you fecked up or someone else did, and have witnessed countless neer accidents and survived many accidents including one rollover that resulted in a your mother's neck being broken (she survived that), which was caused not by crashing but by the wind catching the car wrong as a semi passed. It's so incredibly easy to die or be maimed horribly while driving and some people understand, no, they comprehend how likely that is. Also no one in America seems to know how to follow road safety laws,
My personal all time favorite sign is the: "PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that can make them sick. Thank you."
You didn't include: - One Way - Blue attraction sign with nothing on it - Speed enforced by aircraft Imaginary sign: - Baby on Board - Calvin pissing on something sign
if he wants to do foreign ones there's always the European "don't i guess" and "NO. DO NOT. DON'T EVEN." signs, the red circle-slash over blue emptiness.... or the "multicolored traffic ahead" sign... or the yellow diamond warning sign with nothing on it... like yeah I know what all those mean but what's the fun in spoiling mysteries?
Best road sign is the Alaskan "MOOSE ON ROAD HIGH CROSSING AREA" followed by a number stating how many moose had been killed by vehicles in that particular highway system within the last year.
One day, we'll find Brendaniel ranking clouds. I think this ranking habit became a full part of Brend's mind. It's like an addiction. When he'll be an old man, we'll see him ranking everything in his house.
The sign that says "Night 45" just gives off such an ominous feeling... _You've been on this road for 45 nights._ _How much longer? How much... farther?_ _How much longer until they find you?_
Fantastic premiere with the "Big Bang", but then followed by billions of seasons of literally nothing happening. I dunno if the writers were drunk or trying some "True Art is Incomprehensible" shtick, but it was the most boring thing I'd ever seen. At least this "Earth" story arc has been somewhat interesting. 4/10
Big bang. Don't understand it really. Those who understand it can't make a simulation of it so eh what do they know? Besides a lot. Everything see all the places 2 comes up? Every other integer is just 2x other number set. Light go super fast but like over a Planck length how fast is that? What is space Time? What is symmetry? What do numbers are? God was a fucking try hard making this assymetric "Inception" Movie of a universe that tends towards heat death. 0/10 I been alive enough to want a refund.
Ok, I've always felt bad about not being able to drive, but hearing that Brendaniel can't either for the exact same reason somehow makes me feel better about myself
Honestly, driving sucks, you have to focus on a hundred different things at the same time and road rage is totally real. People wonder why I drive slowly when I know I'm handling a 2 ton machine going 30 miles an hour and that's pretty dangerous.
I like driving in predictable roads, but highways still make me nervous and cities can gfto. I think the place you live near heavily influences one’s driving anxiety
When I move out and get my own house I’m gonna make sure to buy a “no horses” sign and hang it up on my front door, so people will ask why I have it, I can say “I don’t want horses in my house”
My old house had a dead end sign that was a red stop sign shape instead of yellow diamond. It was much more threatening that the wuss diamonds we now have.
My personal favorite is those neon yellow children crossing signs that overprotective adults but on their driveway when they let their kids go outside without supervision
Thanks for the video. My favorite sign is the "Do Not Pass" Sign. Because there was a 2 hour drive along a cliff, and every one of these signs on that drive had at least the P missing. That took commitment because there dozens of them and only three places you could realistically park your car at.
@@maxwellweiss9849 I’m from DeKalb. I graduated with a kid who’s currently awaiting trial for killing a man in a botched *weed* deal. His mother taught me in second grade. This place is fucked up man
personally i like "STOP AHEAD", whenever we would pass one, my parents would hold their hand up in front of our heads. one of their favorite jokes of all time.
Hey Brendaniel good news, september 14th theres Straight Outta nowhere, a scooby doo/Courage crossover being released! Surely the studios saw your compelling Courage Villan rating video and figured they'd better listen to ya
On this subject, stop signs in Russia are kind of hilarious. It's literally just a small, white, rectangular sign with the Russian for "stop" in small print in the center.
This showed up in my recommendations right after I got done with my zoom driving class where we were going over road signs. Weird coincidence. Cars are terrifying and unnatural. The ever expanding wasteland of concrete asphalt is destroying the soul of humanity.
Half of these signs I don't even understand their existence. Why tell me about grades? What does that even mean?! Also I feel you on having too much anxiety to drive.
I really wish people would understand why I dont want to drive. It scares the shit out of me. That. I could hurt someone and ruin their whole life in an instant. I get hit on my bike and I'm gona die not some ine else.
That merging sign just makes me confused. Firstly, shouldn't any sane person on the road already know how to properly merge lanes? Secondly, let's say you are going at 50km (yes i am Australian, and no i am not converting to the goddamn imperial system) than how are you supposed to easily see and understand what the hell that sign is, even at that semi-slow speed? Finally, who the hell designed it on white? That just makes it even more hard to read the information from far away, and when going fast the lines will just blur, making the diagram pointless! Is this something seen around America or is this an outlier of the states, it is still an abomination of a sign.
@@supermaximusfagetti9836 Oh lord! At this very moment the wallaby special forces and the cassowary society will be closing in on my location due to speaking the truth!
I dunno why but these kinds of videos where you rate or review things are just... Irrationally fascinating. I wrote a whole paragraph expressing my enjoyment of your voice, general topics and mind that unravels the mundane nature of said topic and makes it interesting, but youtube fucking deleted it. I'm sad now.
there's a great road sign at an intersection in my town that visually instructs you to turn right and make a u-turn in order to go left, because for some reason you aren't Allowed to turn left
I literally did a double take at the Dekalb Merging Sign the other day while we were on our way to Chicago for the 4th of July with family. 1.5/10, funny but visual whiplash will result in accidents.
The Yield sign radiates the same energy as that one substitute teacher who tells you what to do but has no willpower to enforce the class and just lets it go wild
Something something stop signs are so overused that people treat them as yield signs, making yield signs obsolete
I love this “hates and is afraid of driving” representation
I'm the exact same
The thing is though, everyone is that way. You just have to start driving. It's like being a kid not wanting to take a bath - seems really horrible until you get in. Then it's fun!
@PurpleOwlAnimation no it’s not.
I still do it though
@@bugjams there are people who do not enjoy it, be it pure irrational anxiety, or if they're like me they understand intrinsically the mechanics of the vehicle as well as comprehending the mass of the vehicle, the risk and likelihood of error, what would happen if you fecked up or someone else did, and have witnessed countless neer accidents and survived many accidents including one rollover that resulted in a your mother's neck being broken (she survived that), which was caused not by crashing but by the wind catching the car wrong as a semi passed.
It's so incredibly easy to die or be maimed horribly while driving and some people understand, no, they comprehend how likely that is.
Also no one in America seems to know how to follow road safety laws,
My personal all time favorite sign is the: "PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that can make them sick. Thank you."
yo i rememeber that from roblox
You didn't include:
- One Way
- Blue attraction sign with nothing on it
- Speed enforced by aircraft
Imaginary sign:
- Baby on Board
- Calvin pissing on something sign
"Speed enforced by aircraft" is the "my uncle works for Nintendo" of road signs.
If I saw Calvin pissing on something on a standard yellow diamond, I'd probably veer off the road
@@macintalkshow holy shit dont let the government see this
He forgot the Pedestrian and Children Crossing signs too
if he wants to do foreign ones there's always the European "don't i guess" and "NO. DO NOT. DON'T EVEN." signs, the red circle-slash over blue emptiness.... or the "multicolored traffic ahead" sign... or the yellow diamond warning sign with nothing on it... like yeah I know what all those mean but what's the fun in spoiling mysteries?
"SLOW CHILDREN" signs always seem so mean.
Yeah...
I forget the part where that's my problem.
Best road sign is the Alaskan "MOOSE ON ROAD HIGH CROSSING AREA" followed by a number stating how many moose had been killed by vehicles in that particular highway system within the last year.
The ol' Alaskan moose killing leaderboard
Maine has better one
@@jedimasterjoe5386 No it doesn't Maine has a stupid and gay one that sucks. Alaska has the best moose signs.
More like the moose kill the people god have you seen those things?
I've been charged twice in the last month.
“Red is power, yellow is piss.”
- BrenDaniel, 2021
Brendan doesn’t stop for piss
Ah yes my favorite Powerade flavors
McDonalds is power piss
📠
New motto of the Native American Anti-Asian Association
"Drive like your kids live here"
I'm 18 and don't have children so guess I'm speeding
One day, we'll find Brendaniel ranking clouds. I think this ranking habit became a full part of Brend's mind. It's like an addiction.
When he'll be an old man, we'll see him ranking everything in his house.
This sounds like a legit video he would do
Brendaniel is a better teacher of drivers Ed then my actual drivers Ed teacher was.
The sign that says "Night 45" just gives off such an ominous feeling...
_You've been on this road for 45 nights._
_How much longer? How much... farther?_
_How much longer until they find you?_
Night 45
24 hours remain.
@@ThePhantomSafetyPin Not sure what that's a reference to, but thanks!
This is just what I need right now 👍🏻 it’s past 1am and I can’t sleep, perfect timing man
lol 16:57 for me
Uhhh it’s 10 am, you’re both crazy
@@H_VAN do you understand what a time zone is or is that the joke.
@@heretykalsciences2655 I’ll leave you to figure that one out for yourself
@@H_VAN you dont know either, do you?
I love parts like the "No HM" bit where Bren goes on a tangent and his delivery becomes tastefully Cave Johnson-adjacent
Oh, so I guess we're just gonna rank all of the known universe now
Yeah
Fantastic premiere with the "Big Bang", but then followed by billions of seasons of literally nothing happening. I dunno if the writers were drunk or trying some "True Art is Incomprehensible" shtick, but it was the most boring thing I'd ever seen. At least this "Earth" story arc has been somewhat interesting.
4/10
Big bang. Don't understand it really. Those who understand it can't make a simulation of it so eh what do they know? Besides a lot. Everything see all the places 2 comes up? Every other integer is just 2x other number set. Light go super fast but like over a Planck length how fast is that? What is space Time? What is symmetry? What do numbers are? God was a fucking try hard making this assymetric "Inception" Movie of a universe that tends towards heat death. 0/10 I been alive enough to want a refund.
Ok, I've always felt bad about not being able to drive, but hearing that Brendaniel can't either for the exact same reason somehow makes me feel better about myself
Same here bro
you can't eat grubs without pattern recognition Brendan.
Since no one has made the obvious Chad joke, I will do it...
ROAD WORK AHEAD? *YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT-*
No that is a Drew joke.
@@Gatorade69 Is Drew not an absolute Adonis of a Chad?
0:15 Same I'm not excited to have to learn to drive a car
Honestly, driving sucks, you have to focus on a hundred different things at the same time and road rage is totally real. People wonder why I drive slowly when I know I'm handling a 2 ton machine going 30 miles an hour and that's pretty dangerous.
I think driving is one of those things you pretty much have to be a boomer to enjoy/think is cool. Maby older gen x.
I like driving in predictable roads, but highways still make me nervous and cities can gfto. I think the place you live near heavily influences one’s driving anxiety
@@emblemblade9245 Yeah, that's fair. I live in a big city so driving around can be pretty rough.
When he said "Ram Ranch" I clapped my hands so hard they hurt.
Thank you, Brendaniel.
When I move out and get my own house I’m gonna make sure to buy a “no horses” sign and hang it up on my front door, so people will ask why I have it, I can say “I don’t want horses in my house”
My old house had a dead end sign that was a red stop sign shape instead of yellow diamond. It was much more threatening that the wuss diamonds we now have.
My personal favorite is those neon yellow children crossing signs that overprotective adults but on their driveway when they let their kids go outside without supervision
Thanks for the video. My favorite sign is the "Do Not Pass" Sign. Because there was a 2 hour drive along a cliff, and every one of these signs on that drive had at least the P missing. That took commitment because there dozens of them and only three places you could realistically park your car at.
been watching you since before the sonic high school stuff, glad to see you’re still making content
It's terrifying how accurate the dead end sign is.
I once hit my head on a road sign going 20 mph. The texture was nice but the concussion was not. 7/10 👍
How u do that?
probably stuck their head out a window
This is perfect for me because I’m learning how to drive, and it makes me smile because it makes me laugh.
"I fear no man. But that thing..."
**DeKalb, IL merge sign**
"It scares me."
Source: I used to have some friends in DeKalb.
Live next to DeKalb County, can confirm
@@maxwellweiss9849 I’m from DeKalb. I graduated with a kid who’s currently awaiting trial for killing a man in a botched *weed* deal. His mother taught me in second grade. This place is fucked up man
I'm literally studying to renew my permit, thanks brendaniel
Road Work Ahead
I quote the vine mentally (and sometimes verbally) when ever I see it.
10/10
My dad's favorite is the "No Outlet" sign, because upon seeing one he can make a joke about making sure everyone's phones are charged.
The original US roadsign font/typeface is called 'highway gothic' and it's my favorite.
My favourite road sign is in the highways saying
[DONT JAYWALK, MANY PEOPLE DIED HERE]
Dont sabotage Death's honest work, jeez
I was waiting for the road work ahead, I sure hoped you'd make the joke :E
This is really gonna help me with my drivers test, thank you.
NO ROAD WORK AHEAD? UH, YEAH, I SURE WISH IT WAS here. in this video. ranking road signs.
Could've sworn it'd be in the fake group
personally i like "STOP AHEAD", whenever we would pass one, my parents would hold their hand up in front of our heads. one of their favorite jokes of all time.
"read sears catalog from 1972" got me SO GOOD
As someone that communted to Dekalb IL for college the merging there is idiotic
Hey Brendaniel good news, september 14th theres Straight Outta nowhere, a scooby doo/Courage crossover being released!
Surely the studios saw your compelling Courage Villan rating video and figured they'd better listen to ya
On this subject, stop signs in Russia are kind of hilarious.
It's literally just a small, white, rectangular sign with the Russian for "stop" in small print in the center.
Content that we deserved
Ive never seen this one in the wild before, but thanks to Grayfruit, my favorite road sign will always be "Bikeway Narrows"
My day yesterday was terrible. This is just what I needed.
Easily my favorite brendandandaniel video
Nice to know someone else who feels the same way about driving as I do.
My personal favorite is a sign I saw once that just said "resume safe speed"
This showed up in my recommendations right after I got done with my zoom driving class where we were going over road signs. Weird coincidence. Cars are terrifying and unnatural. The ever expanding wasteland of concrete asphalt is destroying the soul of humanity.
I didn't even know I was subscribed to this guy
I always found the DIP sign funny af
It’s a nice morning, sun is shining, huddled up inside, and a new Brendaniel video.
Life is good 😊
My favorite street sign says "Blind Persons Crossing." Saw it once while driving through Madisonville, TN.
I love the New York no parking sign - at the bottom it has SP-145C
let's make that SCP-145 [or if that number is taken ya know add to it, but still!]
I did not know he would make such a random joke and still has a straight voice 4:55
I literally was binging Brendaniel videos when this came out
Half of these signs I don't even understand their existence. Why tell me about grades? What does that even mean?!
Also I feel you on having too much anxiety to drive.
When you describe a car like that,
*It makes driving even fucking cooler*
Absolutely coating the outside of my house in the anti-horse sign
Actually I wanted you to say "Guts, glory, ram" in an obnoxiously deep southern drawl, but that works too
5:58 I do remember that always. It’s why I only piss red. To exude dominance.
11:58 is Regular Car Reviews energy crystalized.
I really wish people would understand why I dont want to drive. It scares the shit out of me. That. I could hurt someone and ruin their whole life in an instant. I get hit on my bike and I'm gona die not some ine else.
That merging sign just makes me confused. Firstly, shouldn't any sane person on the road already know how to properly merge lanes?
Secondly, let's say you are going at 50km (yes i am Australian, and no i am not converting to the goddamn imperial system) than how are you supposed to easily see and understand what the hell that sign is, even at that semi-slow speed?
Finally, who the hell designed it on white? That just makes it even more hard to read the information from far away, and when going fast the lines will just blur, making the diagram pointless!
Is this something seen around America or is this an outlier of the states, it is still an abomination of a sign.
I have legitimately never seen that sign until now. From the name I imagine it's one of those super-specific signs.
>yes I am Australian
Opinion discarded
@@michaelroach3175 Damn he got me there. He figured out that it's all just holograms made by spiders underneath a big rock.
@@cannonballking7
Don't admit too loud, your kangaroo kings may be displeased
@@supermaximusfagetti9836 Oh lord! At this very moment the wallaby special forces and the cassowary society will be closing in on my location due to speaking the truth!
I like the scary monster sign
Amazing video as always Brendaniel
*definitey lived in Dekalb Illinois for four years*
*has never seen that merging sign before*
i appear to have been ignoring road safety laws
im convinced that brendaniel can actually drive because this is all the shit that goes through my head when I see these signs when driving
I dunno why but these kinds of videos where you rate or review things are just... Irrationally fascinating.
I wrote a whole paragraph expressing my enjoyment of your voice, general topics and mind that unravels the mundane nature of said topic and makes it interesting, but youtube fucking deleted it. I'm sad now.
As a Bradley, I feel a great sense of camaraderie from this video
I finally saw the Night 35 sign in the wild in Oklahoma
I still love this dudes voice
3:28 is maximum Cave Johnson energy.
Night 45 is the coolest fucking sign I never knew existed
1:54 My Brain: --- ---- ----- oh
This video made me very, very happy
I keep forgetting to watch this but I finally remembered so here we go lol
7:36 "Might be a plus to someone else"
I see what you did there...
giving the koala+kangaroos road signs a 10/10 on your behalf dude lmao
But how kissable are they? We need answers daniel.
Just got my Learner's Permit, thank you for this info.
I live in Illinois too and I can see why you arent very comfortable driving people in this state is crazy
This was a very informative video, now review every state highway shield (the signs that have the state highway number on them)
I have my road test in a few hours I'm glad to see this
This is the video we wanted, but not the video we deserved
My favorite is the Yield sign.
I will always remember that Red is power and yellow is piss 5:55
Fucked up that you didn't include Elk Crossing or Falling Rock Warning, the obvious and clear best road signs
Can’t believe I’ve never seen that sign in DeKalb
As someone who is eligible for temps and needs to study signs, this helps. Thanks Brando.
Seen the Dekalb IL one used to live there it was aweful
oh thank god i get to be on the road
You've made a lot of great vids but this is probably the funniest one
there's a great road sign at an intersection in my town that visually instructs you to turn right and make a u-turn in order to go left, because for some reason you aren't Allowed to turn left
They did at a few intersections where I live too, super annoying.
@@philtorrez4198 the whims of urban planners are trully beyond me
Brendaniel next video you should do is your Top 10 favorite Jojo characters from part 1 to 5 (part 6 not yet released)
The absolute prime S tier roadside has to be
^
11'-8''
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I literally did a double take at the Dekalb Merging Sign the other day while we were on our way to Chicago for the 4th of July with family.
1.5/10, funny but visual whiplash will result in accidents.
You should review colors
"That's a heavy bridge. Almost as heavy as your uhh...you know"
Edging in my asmr video? For shame
bro can't believe you missed the kangaroo crossing sign.
Astolfo
Astolfo
my favourite is the quebec wind sign