I once saw a scene in a movie (I don't remember what movie it was) where a lady was in a pit in some house and some evil maniac murderer started pouring sand very slowly down the hole as to kill her. This was supposed to be a scene of high tension, but all I could think was "Can't she just step up periodically?"
"Andesite: A worthless igneous rock that only exists to make me suffer." I'll have you know that I have a villager that sells an emerald for 7 pieces of this damned thing, it is not worthless but very useful
8:38 Ha! You fool, the soul stone doesn't take up a full block space! Haha now I can finally take my superiority and stop crying myself to sleep every night
@@MGSLurmey Hey since when do RUclips commenters wait until the end of the video to post their comment, you're either giving me too much or not enough credit
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
My very first house I ever built on Minecraft was made out of emerald blocks. I used creative mode and the whole house was just emeralds. I even built it next to a village. They all worship me now.
He even forgot the best map-making blocks! Structure Block, ~Structure Void~ not a full block, the 3 Command Block types, and of course... *Piston Extension.* [Note: Renamed to Moving Piston to who even knows why]
Also, try the 'cave air' block, the 'air' block's counterpart that generates upon a world's creation in caves that currently functions the same as the 'air' block.
4:45 “And looking like it came off of a rip-off Minecraft game” This is the truest statement i have ever heard in my entire life of being a Minecraft Rip-off Connoisseur.
Василий Калинкин let's assume that when you kill this enderman you don't have silk touch yet. You're probably using iron tools and the enderman would probably kill you. but I agree enderman is a way to get grass
Nah dude enderman just have that silken touch. Thats why you gotta get an enchantment for it, us humans just whack at shit with reckless abandon, but the enderman slides in some of that sweet silky goodness.
You forgot silverfish stone bricks so I’ll make my own review. *”A cheep knockoff of the normal stone bricks except when you punch one you instantly enter hell. 2/10.”*
Nope *"It's a cheAp knockoff the normal stone bricks except when you punch one you get frustrated by weak things chasing you and yet you cba to fight back" 1.5/10 *
I remember playing on a server with a gun plugin with a friend, and you could peddle drugs but sometimes police would come to search your house. We always hid our AK's in the furnaces. Absolute units those policemen were
There are moments in life that make you step back and question your life decisions. Watching this video is one of them. I don’t even play Minecraft. 7/10
“Grass block, you’ll see this everywhere” *laughs in 2b2t’s spawn* P.S: There, y’all are complaining about “yOu’Re StiLl iN sPaWn LmFaO” can shut up now
*”Imagine how horrifying it would be to suffocate in gravel.”*
jesus christ that’s actually scary
always remember to place a torch underneath you whilst digging up
I once saw a scene in a movie (I don't remember what movie it was) where a lady was in a pit in some house and some evil maniac murderer started pouring sand very slowly down the hole as to kill her. This was supposed to be a scene of high tension, but all I could think was "Can't she just step up periodically?"
A guy near my hometown drowned in grain.
fish jigsaw?
@@steppo8634 No idea, you tell me.
Wet sponge:
Exists
Terracotta:
*W E T S P O N G E*
Someone should break this videos in various audio files, then make a sound pack with them, so that when you're breaking a block you listen it's review
Realy fun idea, but i think its not possible because most of the blocks shares the same sound data
+MMoebius
Just mod the client to add it.
someone pls
The files should be an achivement every time you find a new block
+Daily Sandwich
That'd be super easy. If I knew Java I could probably do that, but I don't want to subject myself to such torture.
*IS NOBODY GONNA SAY THAT HOW THE 8 LOOKS LIKE 9 EVERY SINGLE TIME*
I thought they looked like nines as well.
the 4s are also messed up
I was looking for somebody who noticed!
Wet sponge is called terracotta
I thought
Redstone ore is like glitter. It's shiny, gets everywhere and conducts electricity.
Dude, what is IN your glitter?
Glitter
yeah he said glitter not litter
Some glitter has aluminum in it and thereby can conduct electricity
plastic.. or glass.. or aluminum
glitter is made of aluminium or iron, therefore yes it does conduct electricty
Soul sand: *exists*
Brendaniel: *t h i s i s m y s h i t*
Kehaan is pleased
ninjawarrior 12
700th like
*9/10*
8:29
@@couch_potato75 oh, you bring me memory
Diamond ore - “hope”
When u said that one, i felt it man.
It was all for nothing in the end when you die next to thag lava
You gotta like the 100.th like ;)
Nothing like diamond getting nerfed bc of Netherite 😔
kom- ok I'll stop
"Diamond Ore:
...h o p e.
10/10"
Best quote out of the video
Brendaniel: Wet sponge....... Hmmmmm....
*T E R R A C O T T A*
Anyone who can read noticed it.
@Your Name F
That annoyed me so much!
This guy literally sounds kinda like Cave Johnson and that makes this entire thing perfect.
Derpy FireAlarms it makes the entire video like 10x funnier
When life gives you lemons, don’t rate them because they aren’t blocks.
It does omg
That's exactly what I was thinking! So glad I'm not the only one. I loved Cave's dialogue.
lEmonz
"Cave Johnson tries to sell us minecraft blocks"
This.
Is it chief
"Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down.... with minecraft blocks."
This comment is gold
Lemons
Wet Sponge: Exists
Brendaniel: Mm, yes enslaved Terracotta.
*Are None Of You Gonna Speak About How He Put Terracotta Under Wet Sponge*
*he sinned*
@Chicklet In A Swamp Everything Wrong With...
Minecraft Block Review
In 12 minutes or less
Spoilers!
(duh...)
Ikr
@Chicklet In A Swamp best reply section on one of my comments yet
Chicklet In A Swamp nice 👍
Diamond Ore: 10/10
Cactus: 14
Me: Wtf
The more yeouchy the more points
It’s like a kiwi that hurts you
Actually it’s 14?
I mean he just said 14 not 14/10 it could've been 14/50
SKEPPY CONFIRMED
typical reviewer: I'm gonna review this new game
This guy: I'm gonna review every single Minecraft Vanilla block
Me: I’m going to rewrite every Minecraft book
@@fisharooniboi6969 this comment was funny and deserves more comments but I have nothing funny to say, so meh I guess?
Mojang: I'm gonna redraw every single Minecraft Vanilla block
*starts reviewing every item in the game*
@@datpotatoes4005 REVIEWS EVERY PIXEL IN EVERY ITEM AND ENTITY IN MINECRAFT
beat that yo
“I’m an intellectual”
“HÄM ŁĘĀF”
&÷÷ )[) #!/@ @[ $
Translation: hee lol dats so funny
🍖🌿
@@extrapathos wow
H a m b u r g e r
You should do this with mobs next, this is hilarious.
*420 likes*
Something Creative *666 likes*
But since you have to look up the video, take the phone out of your pocket, and an ad appears you have around 22:30 to live.
You had a perfect opportunity to put 6.66/10 for the glowing jack o' lantern
AND YOU WASTED IT
It's because it deserves a 10. Just look at it, is fucking perfect for this world mate.
Obsidian is 6.6/10and it SENDS IT YOU HELL
It's a spooky baby not evil
6.9/10 or 4.20/10 for tnt
18:42 you missed the chance to call the uncircumcised wood.
SCREAMING
thats what he was indirectly saying
Netherack: "you'll need a _Bloody Stream_ for this" HEY WAIT
5:11
Zedbags jr part 2 out of 10
@@flameyboy4184 I'd put this on a pillar man.
@@SuperCaitball I didn't even realize he said Coda
Your next line is “Is that a jojo reference?”
@@eertikrux666 is that a JoJo reference :gasp:
5:36
I like how this guy just casually predicted the "We have food at home" meme format
Woah... my head is spinning...
That memes been around for a while. Maybe not in its current form, but still.
Jazz City That meme has been around since mid 2018. It wasn’t the same, but it still had the same format.
@@kylel.9575 Okay then...
400th like
i thought this video would document a man’s descent into madness but it was actually quite civilized and pleasant. this is top tier content.
@Leo Xu there isnt one
22 minutes of Cave Johnson explaining rocks to me
I was thinking that too skcjskdjs
**need lemon bomb**
family guy ostrich
“There is no cleaning in Minecraft.”
“I gotta clean this lapis block.”
Maybe thats why he gotta clean it. He can't :sob:
Aged poorly; You can clean Copper oxidization by waxing it or polishing it with an Axe
@@BinglesP indeed it did, I do happen to have discovered that copper fact in the 2 years since that comment was written!
was the labeling of wet sponge as 'terracotta' deliberate?
Also every 8 in the video is a 9.
I love this but I just cant upvote it without destroying the 69 likes
@@pr.dr.nachtigaller5154 It's not 69 anymore, upvote away
Atomic Robo Tesla But it’s now got 666 likes! Oh dear!
Yeah I thought that was oddd
"Eight out of ten." -9/10
Super Twitchy yes
3:37
too perfect.
Why
5:56 3,8 or 3,9?
16/$;&83!&,73€~*{‘k
I've just wasted 23 minutes of my life, watching a guy review differently colored cubes....
Neat! 7,9/10
Infinity/10
I wouldnt say it was a waste...
Can I just ask why is the wet sponge called “Terracotta” 9:08
No
that isn’t wet sponge, it is Terracotta nub. It isn’t wet sponge.
No
@@soursugar4867 damn
@@soursugar4867 he already has. You cannot stop him. He will take over the world and destroy it. Our fate is near.
This is a video that *needed* to exist.
I hope someone turns it into transcript so the copypasta magic can begin. This is the perfect video for it.
Unlike u
@@FelipeJaquez 😕
The one we needed but didn't deserve.
*Needed to exist sooner
16:34 *I'm an intellectual. ham leaf*
*Random replies*
leaf ham
holy shit I randomly was rewatching this and scrolling thru the comments to see this got 1.1k.... didly darn
" I will not review items that do not take a full block "
**CHEST** 8/10
Keep in mind, a chest USED TO take a whole block in early years of Minecraft, I assume this is why he let this one through. Memories.
@@doriandymek7730 yeah but that was like 5 years ago...
It was once, remembered by a community. Past, but a very memorable past. Don't fight against it, just let it be.
@@doriandymek7730 i didn't mean anything harsh, i'm just saying it was a pretty long time ago lol.
I think he means "I won't review fences", chest and farm land are still somewhat blocks/cubes
“Boys light their houses with torches”
“Men light their houses with glowstone”
And legends use redstone lamps and lanterns
And Demigods use soul torches and lanterns
@@yournamegoeshere7584 And big boys dont light them at all, let the sun do its job.
@@n00bsstuff36 and bigger boys use Shroomlight
@@yournamegoeshere7584 and gods just turn the brightness up.
What about Sea Lanterns and beacons? They look like LED's
Obsidian
Black Japanese Doritos
Opens the door to the underworld
6.6/10
I see what you did there
what did he do there help my I can't understand someone help
@@kaiyuzuki3418 aldult joke
kaiyu9028 There’s black triangles on them
At first I thought it was a haiku
@@kaiyuzuki3418 6.6=
666=
Number of Satan
Satan=hell
HELL=underworld
Obsidian leads to the nether, which is the underworld
Now do every minecraft item. Make this a series.
Series finale: every Minecraft player
"Your parents are divorced". This video just got to personal
XD
@Iolenm I think it is a nightclub...something fancy at least
R/woosh
Woosh
Jk it isnt a woosh
"Andesite: A worthless igneous rock that only exists to make me suffer."
I'll have you know that I have a villager that sells an emerald for 7 pieces of this damned thing, it is not worthless but very useful
what class was the villager
@@scarletrosekat9444 Mason iirc
@@marlee_goat Diorite and granite too
*Respect Daddies Cubes*
I respect Daddy Castiel
*c a s t i e l*
"It's inedible, which means you can't eat it" ~Brendaniel 2019
Imagine being see-through
*This post was made by stone gang*
All the block reviews... Taken literaly. GO!
Bookshelf: *Division By zero*
TNT: *Explodes*
Emerald Ore: ~25$
Cactus: 14
Horn Coral: 5
End Stone: 4
Snow Block: 4
-Terracotta- Wet Sponge: 4
(Artisinal) Red Sandstone(s): 4
Block Of Coal: 3
Artisinal Sandstone(s): 3
Diamond Block: 11/10
Wood: 11/10
Sand:1
Diamond Ore: 10/10
Jack-o-Lantern: 10/10
Pink Glazed Terracotta: 10/10
Hay Bale: 10/10
Crafting Table: 10/10
Dispencer: 10/10
Dropper: 10/10
Observer: 10/10
Grass Block: 9.9
Dirt: 9.8
Furnace: 9.3/10
Bedrock: 9/10
Soul Sand: 9/10
Carved Pumpkin: 9/10
Quarz Block: 9/10
Glass: 9/10
Wooden Planks: 9/10
Slime Block: 9/10
Wool: 9/10
Farmland: 9/10
Note Block: 9/10
Sticky Piston: 9/10
Acacia Log: 8.3/10
Dark Oak Log: 8.2/10
Spruce Log: 8.1/10
Glowstone: 8/10
Nether Quarz Ore: 8/10
Oak Log: 8/10
Stone Bricks: 8/10
Chest: 8/10
Piston: 8/10
Redstone Lamp: 8/10
Blue Glazed Terracotta: 7.7/10
Bone Block: 7/10
Blue Ice: 7/10
Purpur Pillar: 7/10
Sea Lantern: 7/10
Brown Mushroom Block: 7/10
Light Blue Glazed Terracotta: 7/10
Stripped Wood: 7/10
Gold Block: 6.9
Obsidian: 6.6
Iron Ore: 6.5
Pumpkin: 6.5/10
Purpur Block: 6/10
Redstone Ore: 6/10
Gold Ore: 6/10
Spawner: 6/10
Fire Coral: 6/10
Melon: 6/10
Iron Block: 6/10
Stained Glass: 6/10
Lime Glazed Terracotta: 6/10
Gray Glazed Terracota: 6/10
Red Nether Bricks: 6/10
Stripped Logs: 6/10
Mossy Stone Bricks: 6/10
Redstone Block: 6/10
Quarz Pillar: 5.7/10
Mossy Cobblestone: 5.5/10
Red Glazed Terracotta: 5.5/10
Grass Path: 3`6``/3`5`` (for ratings, I converted the measurments to metric and did the math)
Red Sandstone: 5.1/10
Cobblestone: 5/10
Lapis Lazuri Ore: 5/10
Sandstone: 5/10
Stone: 5/10
Birch log: 5/10
Magenta Glazed Terracotta: 1/2
Lapis Lazuri Block: 5/10
Chiseled Stone Bricks: 5/10
Shulker Bor: 5/10
Gravel: 4.6/10
Clay: 4/10
Prism Bricks: 4/10
Red Sand: 4/10
Bubble Coral: 4/10
Jungle Log: 4/10
Bricks: 4/10
Light Gray Glazed Terracotta: 4/10
Cracked Stone Bricks: 4/10
Magma Block: 3.9/10
Terracotta(s): 3.9/10
Podzol: 3.8/10
Dried Kelp Block: 3.7/10
End Stone Bricks: 3.4/10
Brain Coral: 3.2/10
Mycelium: 3/10
Nether Bricks: 3/10
Coal Ore: 3/10
Mushroom Stem: 3/10
Emerald Block: 3/10
Chiseled Quarz Block: 3/10
Concrete: 3/10
Balck Glazed Terracotta: 3/10
White Glazed Terracotta: 3/10
Yellow Glazed Terracotta: 3/10
Cyan Glazed Terracotta: 3/10
Prismarine Block: 2.6
Tube Coral: 2.3/10
Ice: 2/10
Packed Ice: 2/10
Sponge: 2/10
Red Mushroom Block: 2/10
Leaves: 2/10
Concrete Powder: 2/10
Brown Glazed Terracotta: 2/10
Jukebox: 2/10
Orange Glazed Terracotta: 1.1/10
Andesite: 1/10
Diorite: 1/10
Granite: 1/10
Dead Coral Blocks: 1/10
Ender Chest: 1/10
Netherrack: 1/2/10
Coarse Dirt: 0.1/10
Green Glazed Terracotta: 1/360
Polished Andesite, Polished Diorite & Polished Granite: 0/10
Dark Prismarine Bricks: -1/10
Purple Glazed Terracotta: -5/10
Edit: Formating
Netherrack: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency/10
AlexLXPG Neatherack:
NICE/10
Ok You Have WAAAAAY To Much Time On Your Hands.
Nothing, realy nothing. nice
correction. grass path: 3'6"/6'5"
*I L O V E L O G*
H jo wond
U beefy boi?
It’s better than bad it’s good! (Like if you get this reference)
is your 8 key broken?
@daddy lmao
nyuahaahhggg actually, it's one pixel diiiiiiiiiiifferent than the 9s
@@dairbeag5302 Even if this was supposed to be funny, it ain't.
@daddy LMAOO
I'm dead
Now this...
Is what god wanted out of humanity
Now this...
Is podracing
Now this...
Does put a smile on my face.
Me: Oh boy I sure do like being a heterosexual male searching through RUclips.
Brendaniel's voice: *exists*
Me: *_oh._*
Same
Eddsworld Fan *THIS*
Yasssssss
“you will obey *daddy's* rules”
This is the reason you become gay
because my brain values statistics more than enjoyment, here's all the review scores in a nice list, ascending order. (i didn't include scores that weren't in a n/n format)
Purple Glazed Terracotta: -5/10
Dark Prismarine: -1/10
Polished Trash: 0/10
Green Glazed Terracotta: 1/360
Coarse Dirt: 0.1/10
Andesite: 1/10
Diorite: 1/10
Granite: 1/10
All Dead Coral: 1/10
Ender Chest: 1/10
Orange Glazed Terracotta: 1.1/10
Ice: 2/10
Packed Ice: 2/10
Sponge: 2/10
Red Mushroom Block: 2/10
All Leaves: 2/10
All Concrete Powder: 2/10
Brown Glazed Terracotta: 2/10
White Glazed Terracotta: 2/10
Jukebox: 2/10
Nether Wart Block: 2.1/10
Tube Coral: 2.3/10
Prismarine: 2.6/10
Mycelium: 3/10
Nether Bricks: 3/10
Coal Ore: 3/10
Mushroom Stem: 3/10
Emerald Block: 3/10
Chiseled Quartz Block: 3/10
All Concrete: 3/10
Black Glazed Terracotta: 3/10
Yellow Glazed Terracotta: 3/10
Cyan Glazed Terracotta: 3/10
Brain Coral: 3.2/10
End Stone Bricks: 3.4/10
Dried Kelp Block: 3.7/10
Podzol: 3.8/10
Magma Block: 3.9/10
All Terracotta: 3.9/10
Clay: 4/10
Prismarine Bricks: 4/10
Red Sand: 4/10
Bubble Coral: 4/10
Jungle Log: 4/10
Bricks: 4/10
Light Gray Glazed Terracotta: 4/10
Cracked Stone Bricks: 4/10
Gravel: 4.6/10
Cobblestone: 5/10
Lapis Lazuli Ore: 5/10
Sandstone: 5/10
Stone: 5/10
Birch Log: 5/10
Magenta Glazed Terracotta: 1/2
Lapis Lazuli Block: 5/10
Chiseled Stone Bricks: 5/10
All Shulker Boxes: 5/10
Red Sandstone: 5.1/10
Mossy Cobblestone: 5.5/10
Red Glazed Terracotta: 5.5/10
Quartz Pillar: 5.7/10
Purpur Block: 6/10
Redstone Ore: 6/10
Gold Ore: 6/10
Spawner: 6/10
Fire Coral: 6/10
Melon: 6/10
Iron Block: 6/10
All Stained Glass: 6/10
Lime Glazed Terracotta: 6/10
Gray Glazed Terracotta: 6/10
Red Nether Bricks: 6/10
All Stripped Logs: 6/10
Mossy Stone Bricks: 6/10
Redstone Block: 6/10
Iron Ore: 6.5/10
Pumpkin: 6.5/10
Obsidian: 6.6/10
Gold Block: 6.9/10
Bone Block: 7/10
Blue Ice: 7/10
Purpur Pillar: 7/10
Sea Lantern: 7/10
Brown Mushroom Block: 7/10
Light Blue Glazed Terracotta: 7/10
Blue Glazed Terracotta: 7/10
All Stripped Wood: 7/10
Glowstone: 8/10
Nether Quartz Ore: 8/10
Oak Log: 8/10
Stone Bricks: 8/10
Chest: 8/10
Piston: 8/10
Redstone Lamp: 8/10
Spruce Log: 8.1/10
Dark Oak Log: 8.2/10
Acacia Log: 8.3/10
Bedrock: 9/10
Soul Sand: 9/10
Carved Pumpkin: 9/10
Quartz Block: 9/10
Glass: 9/10
All Wooden Planks: 9/10
Slime Block: 9/10
All Wool: 9/10
Farmland: 9/10
Note Block: 9/10
Sticky Piston: 9/10
Furnace: 9.3/10
Dirt: 9.8/10
Grass Block: 9.9/10
Diamond Ore: 10/10
Jack o' Lantern: 10/10
Pink Glazed Terracotta: 10/10
Hay Bale: 10/10
Crafting Table: 10/10
Dispenser: 10/10
Dropper: 10/10
Observer: 10/10
Diamond Block: 11/10
All Wood: 11/10
scores that aren't in the n/n format:
End Stone: 4
Netherrack: part two/10
Emerald Ore: two tens, a five, and some change
Sand: 1
Snow Block: four
Wet Sponge: four
Cactus: 14?
Horn Coral: five
Block of Coal: three
Bookshelf: score: brendaniel: 1, bookshelf: 0 baby
Grass Path: 3'6"/6'5"
Artisanal Red Sandstone: 4
Artisanal Sandstone: 3
TNT: [exploding noises]
i'm way too late to this video and i put way too much time into this but if you acknowledged this comment then thanks i guess
candyman why in fucks name is this not top comment already?
Thank you gamer 🙏
You're a madlad.
God damn it, I didn't know I needed this.
Wtf is this, how did u not reach the caracter limit for a comment?
"Moist, fertile soil, ready for your seed."
Simon S. *_CLICK HERE NOW_*
(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
*HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Samuele Zacherl what the flip
Or Carrot, which ever is more satisfying to your needs...
OK nice video. I liked the humor and the creative process of creating it.
but why tf does the 8 look like a 9
Yeah
And why is the 4 cut?
Oh thank god im not crazy
Your texture pack is corrupt.
Ikr
The three things you should never bring up at a party:
-Politcs
-Religion
-Minecraft Block Preferences
What are you talking about? Those are all the same things
I- you literally said the same thing 3 times 😂
Don't forget finances
Don’t forget abortion!
Now you people are ruining the joke
8:38 Ha! You fool, the soul stone doesn't take up a full block space! Haha now I can finally take my superiority and stop crying myself to sleep every night
Neither does cactus, chest, ender chest, farmland or grass path soooooo...
@@MGSLurmey Hey since when do RUclips commenters wait until the end of the video to post their comment, you're either giving me too much or not enough credit
@@Vegas242 lol
@@Vegas242 I do.....
If you want to get technical. The ai mapping counts every type of placable block as a full block
2013: I want to hear an opinion about every Minecraft block from BrenDaniel!
2019: *flying cars*
2019: and also an opinion about every Minecraft block from BrenDaneil
2019:dang it useless flying cars I just want the block review :(
@DaFragileTomato uno reversed is no u
R/woooosh
Cactus: e x i s t s
Brendainel: *spiky kiwi*
Spongeward *a hairy kiwi that hurts
14?
"I'm a fun...loving dude."
Tried to hard not to say guy.
OH WAIT HE SAID THIS AT MYCELIUM. 🤯🤯🤯
I would give that wet sponge terracotta an eight out of ten 9/10
AppleRain almost all of the mistakes in one comment. Bravo javo
Alem Čelik
Almost?
AppleRain i forgot now which one you didn't mention.
I would give the dirt block nine point eight out of ten 9.9/10
idc i give it a four out of ten
*four*
Y'all ever just mix up your Wet Sponge with Terracotta? 9:03
Thank you! I thought I was going crazy, but someone else saw it.
Yeah all the time
f o u r
or your 8s with your 9s
Totally look exactly the same
5:12
Ah, a JoJo reference, a proof of masculinity even for females.
10/10.
*especially for females
Ftfy
What?
Another man of culture, I see.
_haha, funny jimjim moment_
*Inserts overquoted JoJo quote here*
Duwang
"only review full blocks"
reviews farmland, grass path, chest, ender chest, and cactus
exactly my thoughts lol
I think this counts as culturally significant enough to store in the Library of Congress.
1. That joke wanst half bad
2. You misspelled "wet sponge"
3. You sound like Cave Johnson.
4. Best descriptions, honestly.
*E X A C T L Y*
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
You misspelled ‘wasn’t.’
You just reminded me how much I love Portal 2.
I just finished my second walkthrough and I enjoyed every moment of it.
5:11 well played sir, you have earned my respect
@@Woolacon USHYAAAA
JOJO REFRANCE
“your parents are divorced. 2/10”
you didn’t have to remind me dude 😭
LOL
And their marriage was a fucking 0/10
Soooo..... Do I want to watch a person reviewing _every_ single block in Minecraft?
*Yes*
It’s not every. They forgot air.
You need air to breathe. 0/10
YES
U DO
20:04
"8/10"
Video: 9 out of 10.
Me: WHICH ONE ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
All the 8’s are actually 9’s.
8.5 :p
All the 8 look like 9 but that is an 8 I was confused as well
9 has a slanted line to the bottom left
WHICHEVER WILL IT BE
My very first house I ever built on Minecraft was made out of emerald blocks. I used creative mode and the whole house was just emeralds. I even built it next to a village. They all worship me now.
Mark The Robot by literally just saying “/gamemode 1”
My first house was a fox hole
A zombie jumped in and killed me
@@CyberGuy419 i have the stone of Hytale.
* Snaps and Minecraft Doesn't Feel so good.
@@CyberGuy419 r/woooosh
My first house was a hole that I fall and couldnt get out forever....why? Cuz I couldnt find what game was it
Brendaniel: Coarsed dirt sucks
Landscapers: GET HIM!
AMONG US BOOK
I love the fact that I can't tell if the mistakes are intentional or not
Wet sponge is apparently terra-cotta
9=8
Welcome to another episode of *"Why is this in my recommendations"*
same
and then the video is a 10 min black screen because there is no explanation and you need dat money
@@michaloid8351 Who?
having a Brendaniel video in your recommendation is a blessing
Why do you have a problem with this video?
i approve of this video
Mining away
i love how ur varified
@@irritation_at_the_nightclu1016 *_vAriFiEd_*
Where'd you go man, I miss you :,(
Yas
Wet sponge: *exists*
Subtitle: *T E R R A C O T A*
Not including air and barrier blocks eh? I see you're pretty blockist.
I made a full list of all the blocks he forgot in another comment if you scroll far enough you should find it.
He even forgot the best map-making blocks! Structure Block, ~Structure Void~ not a full block, the 3 Command Block types, and of course...
*Piston Extension.* [Note: Renamed to Moving Piston to who even knows why]
@@EFB57 Does fire count as a block?
Also, try the 'cave air' block, the 'air' block's counterpart that generates upon a world's creation in caves that currently functions the same as the 'air' block.
@@lj5121 And 'void air'. Ugh, all these blockist people. #BlocksHaveFeelingsToo
9:03
What? That isn't terracotta. That's a freakin' wet sponge!
no it's terracotta
Let him dream
No it’s cheese
LEGOMAN 2 mmm looks like terra-cotta to me
he was probably stoned on weed when he made this
Me: Oh I wonder what he’s gonna say about my favorite block, Dark Prismarine
Brendan: Gives it the worst grade
No purple glazed terracotta
Omg its my fav block
Ham leaf is a criminally underrated joke holy shit.
*teleports behind Brendaniel*
TRAPPED
CHEST
*kills instantly*
heh, nothin' personal, kid
*teleports behind Agentpdx*
BEACON
BLOCK
*kills instantly*
4:45 “And looking like it came off of a rip-off Minecraft game” This is the truest statement i have ever heard in my entire life of being a Minecraft Rip-off Connoisseur.
Pretty much all of 1.10 was like that. Were there even snapshots? 'Cause I feel like it just appeared out of nowhere.
It says "lookin like it came straight out of a knock off minecraft game rather than minecraft"
@@sprousprou There was 3 snapshots with 2 pre-releases. The snapshots were: 16w20a, 16w21a, and 16w21b
I got to have this guy narrate my life
Brendaniel: Sand ANIKIN HATES IT SO I LOVE IT!
Me: I see you're a man of culture as well.
Every second I was thinking about Command block. I would give ∞/10 for it.
9:06, hmmm terracotta, wet sponge, I DON T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE THEY SAME THING?!?!
I like your profile
Kingdom of nothing terracotta is a red clay
No guys stop being mean. When he was reviewing wet sponge the tag said terracotta.
"...What will they think of next, a GUN!?" GLOCK BLOCK
GLOCC BLOCC. I like it. 7/10
11/10
“Imagine how horrifying it would be to suffocate in gravel”
Damn, my daily mental crisis hit hard
"Warm, fertile soil, ready for your seed. CLICK HERE NOW!"
Classic, dude.
Everytime he said eight the number is a 9.
It's just the font
yea. Hmmmmm
but you can get grass if kind enderman picks it up for you and then you kill it!
Василий Калинкин let's assume that when you kill this enderman you don't have silk touch yet. You're probably using iron tools and the enderman would probably kill you. but I agree enderman is a way to get grass
NT the Second Channel King, either that or you build a 3x3 low roof before fighting the enderman, like a not stupid person.
Felipe Vasconcelos well duh
@@NTtheNoodleKing water
AutistRaichu genius!
Mycelium is just the goth gf version of the regular grass block
*Change my mind*
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
Achually the farmland isn't a full block. It's slightly lower than a normal block. 0/10 worst review.
Felix Abc Ummmm acktully so in soul sand and but I don’t see you complaining about the best block in the game
@@LockstepSeries Achktchually it is a full block but you just sink into it
Felix Abc wow thank you for the proper education I needed.
@@LockstepSeries Np my dude, any time
Felix Abc niggga LOL night LOL 😂
Brendaniel: You can't mine grass without an enchantment
Enderman: I'm about to end this man's whole career
it isn't breaking
Nah dude enderman just have that silken touch. Thats why you gotta get an enchantment for it, us humans just whack at shit with reckless abandon, but the enderman slides in some of that sweet silky goodness.
You forgot silverfish stone bricks so I’ll make my own review.
*”A cheep knockoff of the normal stone bricks except when you punch one you instantly enter hell. 2/10.”*
Your rating is too high, but the description is good.
The rating for this Block should be "0/10"
I'll give your Review a 7/10
@@kaninchengaming-inactive-6529 ill reveiw your reveiw of a reveiw a 5/10, they deserve a 9/10 and silverfish were good at 2/10
Nope
*"It's a cheAp knockoff the normal stone bricks except when you punch one you get frustrated by weak things chasing you and yet you cba to fight back"
1.5/10 *
"I will not review items that do not take up a full block"
20:23 *a 15 by 16 block*
I remember playing on a server with a gun plugin with a friend, and you could peddle drugs but sometimes police would come to search your house. We always hid our AK's in the furnaces. Absolute units those policemen were
9:04 oh man I love T E R R A C O T T A
Duck literally the only person I see commenting this
Terracotta??????!!!! Bruv 😳😳😳😳😳🙄🙄🙄🙄😵😵😵😵😔😔😔🤘✊😂😂😂🐱🙈☻☻👺👺👿😐🙄😐🙄😐🙄😐😝😑🙄😍😍😍😍😍😍😝😐
@@Bob-pz3id Please.... Don't
Buh nuh nuh buh nuh nuh terracotta buh nuh nuh terracotta terracotta
@@Bob-pz3id god that was hard to read
There are moments in life that make you step back and question your life decisions. Watching this video is one of them.
I don’t even play Minecraft.
7/10
You don't what
I listen to this at least 2 times a week while I fall asleep. His smooth voice is like butter on a pan
I should be halfway through writing an essay about Sumerian religion.
Instead I’m watching Minecraft block reviews.
Relatable.
Cool
Ok
How's that essay?
RDSk already finished it, thank you for asking :)
Now, now, hold up: Coarse Dirt is, like, really good for making a grave for your Minecraft doggo. Therefore; 4/10
RIP DOGGO
Having a minecraft dog die is like going through labor as a women
+ great to mix with path block to make it so it looks walked in but will never get covered by grass
@@MrGameManIsCool how is it going to walk in when its already dead lmao
@@VapourSunset No, it's worse
OK, ladies and gentlemen it's another round of..
Why is this in my recommend!?!
another cube* of
@@faust7756 ok
because it's great !
@@hanac5586 yeah!!
ok ladied and gents welcome toooo...
what is this unoriginal idiot doing in my minecraft christian server?
Great video Brendaniel! Looking forward to literally anything you make. Please keep being you.
“Grass block, you’ll see this everywhere”
*laughs in 2b2t’s spawn*
P.S: There, y’all are complaining about “yOu’Re StiLl iN sPaWn LmFaO” can shut up now
How are you still stuck in spawn? OMEGALUL
@@julianwolfduchamps1256 laughs in plugins and 32k
Woah are you talking about the oldest anarchy server in minecraft??
@@julianwolfduchamps1256 lier lmfao
Wow, I am literally in queue for that right now, and then I see you made this comment. LOL
Why is the wet sponge called terracotta
And do you think I care
Ooohhhhhhhhh sorry about that
this is the most wholesome reply section on youtube
To get him more comments
I was going to say you better include air, however i will respect daddies rules.
He already did a review on air, m8.
Don't forget cave air.
That's hot. U w U
@@wekashipo7507 that's not actually a separate distinction right?
Air is a fluid so he can't review it, though it does take up a full block
"Blue Ice White Dragon" excuse you, her name's Trishula.