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  • @NickC876
    @NickC876 5 месяцев назад +4913

    Children do this for free.

    • @siriusstar99
      @siriusstar99 5 месяцев назад +143

      Exactly , my first thought looks like something a child would do . Ridiculous.

    • @ericsimonson8540
      @ericsimonson8540 5 месяцев назад +23

      😂

    • @BetterDeadThanRed_Reject1984
      @BetterDeadThanRed_Reject1984 5 месяцев назад +106

      They are taking our jobs ! 👶

    • @paulsymanski489
      @paulsymanski489 5 месяцев назад +16

      Love this comment and childrenl

    • @DeAthWaGer
      @DeAthWaGer 5 месяцев назад +28

      If you installed that trampoline setup for kids they'd have a blast!

  • @OhSoddit
    @OhSoddit 5 месяцев назад +2405

    All those French Farmers spraying (bleep) on politicians doorsteps - they're actually ARTISTS :) :) :)

  • @2010hyundaielantra
    @2010hyundaielantra Месяц назад +667

    It's vandalism when the poor do it, it's art when the rich do it

    • @mirth-u9p
      @mirth-u9p Месяц назад +9

      Underrated comment

    • @0xdeadbeef975
      @0xdeadbeef975 29 дней назад +22

      Actually it's vandalism when you do it with another person's property

    • @terminatorc0dy71
      @terminatorc0dy71 26 дней назад +23

      I think it goes more by the intellect, because there were lots of artist who were in fact poor people
      When an average person does this, it's bullshit
      But when an "intellectual" or ideological/political representative does this, it's a masterpiece

    • @sytron3912
      @sytron3912 16 дней назад

      Well, they don't get called 'stupid rich' for nothing.

    • @artisticendeavors5076
      @artisticendeavors5076 6 часов назад

      🤣🤣💨💩😳😱👀🤎

  • @drbrit7250
    @drbrit7250 5 месяцев назад +4710

    It's what you call money laundering

    • @sednanerkcm8374
      @sednanerkcm8374 5 месяцев назад +104

      Exactly

    • @inventanew
      @inventanew 5 месяцев назад +219

      it's why those art pieces are so expensive, tax write offs for the rich

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 5 месяцев назад

      Hunter Biden and every FBI executive who's examined his affairs disagrees with you.
      I mean - it's not like the FBI and the US criminal justice system has been bought by the bad guys, is it?
      Or maybe...

    • @RunninUpThatHillh
      @RunninUpThatHillh 5 месяцев назад +102

      It's not about money. Sometimes mb, but not mainly. Art is supposed to point to God, to remind us to rise up out of our animal nature and become more. This type of art demoralizes, it tells us to wallow in our own shit and despair. Sacrifice, murder, primal instincts unleashed..are on the horizon. Friendly reminder to create something beautiful today and every day. Don't forget how much it matters.

    • @GardeDuCoeur
      @GardeDuCoeur 5 месяцев назад +35

      You understand everything, they needed more work of “art”, so they transformed the art so that any puppet could produce it in number.

  • @jimtekkit
    @jimtekkit 5 месяцев назад +784

    "My goodness it is truly a breath-taking masterpiece that signifies division, boundary, the limitation of movement......it's telling me a silent story of segregation, the connection with past and present human conflict.....the liminal abstraction is very thought-provoking......tell me, who made this beautiful piece?"
    "Sir that's a fence, the museum is this way"

    • @stephan_thaddeus
      @stephan_thaddeus 3 месяца назад +36

      The ones who disliked are the modern artist

    • @jeniosk1097
      @jeniosk1097 3 месяца назад +7

      Hahahah

    • @Emerald_the_Umbreon
      @Emerald_the_Umbreon Месяц назад +7

      Congrats, because you made me laugh hard like a maniac XD

    • @deldridg
      @deldridg Месяц назад +6

      Yes - very true and well spoken! Was there also some form of " _juxtapose_ " in this work?? Perhaps a " _dialogue with the original custodians of these lands_ "??

  • @Cr1tical86
    @Cr1tical86 5 месяцев назад +2139

    When you're used to painting the walls of the local mental asylum with your own feces but they closed it so you need to find an alternative.

    • @highlandlab1924
      @highlandlab1924 5 месяцев назад

      Reminds me of the time I stuck a fire cracker into a big dog turd, lit it. Didn't realize it would cover someone's house with a fine mist of feces.
      Me unscathed, but damn I bet it could make someone a dump truck of cash.

    • @johanvandercingel
      @johanvandercingel 5 месяцев назад +30

      Amen!

    • @TheThink5op
      @TheThink5op 5 месяцев назад +36

      A sophisticated one

    • @lorrainecouch348
      @lorrainecouch348 5 месяцев назад +12

      LOL 🤣
      'Care' in the Community has most definitely backfired...!!!
      Those 'Caring' for US ALL... are actually honing their skills... at OUR expense.

    • @finddeniro
      @finddeniro 5 месяцев назад +5

      Plezze don't inspire Em...

  • @jikal9032
    @jikal9032 5 месяцев назад +1780

    If you're poor and try to do this they call it vandalism

    • @B7R8
      @B7R8 5 месяцев назад +56

      *""DEMOCRACY""*
      *""EQUALITY""*
      *""SOLIDARITY""*
      *""DIVERSITY""*
      *""PEACE""*
      *""EMPOWERMENT""*
      *""BOLD & BRAVE""*

    • @Jacy-dx6dx
      @Jacy-dx6dx 5 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@B7R8 you forgot inclusion

    • @B7R8
      @B7R8 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@Jacy-dx6dx *They're so many ""names"'...*
      *Thank you Jacy.*

    • @FucYoutubeEatshit
      @FucYoutubeEatshit 4 месяца назад

      shit in your hand and throw it at a wall now your Banksy or whatever

    • @iamafire1521
      @iamafire1521 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@B7R8Words that were ruined in this century

  • @josephwarra5043
    @josephwarra5043 5 месяцев назад +726

    When asked "What is Art?", Andy Warhol answered: "Whatever you can get away with." HI-YA!

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 5 месяцев назад +26

      "Making money is Art and working is Art, and good business is the best Art." - Andy Warhol

    • @ServusChristi777
      @ServusChristi777 5 месяцев назад +31

      “I’m a pretentious muppet whose popularity correlated to societal moral degeneracy.” - Andy Warhol

    • @user-df2fl1pj6q
      @user-df2fl1pj6q 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@ServusChristi777 I know he didn't really say that but great summary. Scumbags quoting scumbags to justify being scumbags😂😂😂

    • @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440
      @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-df2fl1pj6q Why is Warhol a scumbag?

    • @ChronicUnderachiever420
      @ChronicUnderachiever420 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@ServusChristi777is that what mother told you?

  • @grysby
    @grysby 5 месяцев назад +75

    Modernists then: "I'll break rules and create whatever i want!"
    Modernists now: "Banana".

  • @ivonnesaysmiau
    @ivonnesaysmiau Месяц назад +91

    Rich people, money laundering... the story goes on and on

    • @KlarenceMS
      @KlarenceMS 21 день назад +1

      AI art and other artist do the job better than this 😂😂😂

    • @ivonnesaysmiau
      @ivonnesaysmiau 15 дней назад

      ​@@KlarenceMSai art is just as bad and EEEWWW UR A NAZI GO FOLLOW UR LEADER BLEEEEH

  • @toonertimesfour1158
    @toonertimesfour1158 5 месяцев назад +438

    And to think I was a genius finger painting in kindergarten. Now I'm depressed because I missed my calling.

    • @kosekfromkorea3250
      @kosekfromkorea3250 5 месяцев назад +14

      Its not about how youre fingerpainting, its bout what you do before, im waiting for someone to eat dirt, then take a dump and the last part would be finger painting, thats what you can call an art, big A!!!!!!

    • @brandonsmith2299
      @brandonsmith2299 5 месяцев назад +11

      I’ll finger paint while taking a crap and sell that… that’s gotta go for a few thousand at least.

    • @jasonburris334
      @jasonburris334 5 месяцев назад +2

      All you had to do was shave your head and use butter, coulda made a million dollars.

    • @grellis6483
      @grellis6483 5 месяцев назад +2

      Cheer up - it's not too late!!! Just identify as a five year old and get at it! There's a fortune waiting for you!

    • @mickthefisherman1562
      @mickthefisherman1562 5 месяцев назад

      @@brandonsmith2299give the painting depth and texture, don’t chew your corn.

  • @davidbarlow350
    @davidbarlow350 5 месяцев назад +1027

    The sad thing is that there are probably people willing to pay millions for this crap.
    The same crowd who attend "fashion"shows and applaud the thousand pound bin liners.

    • @nek_ad
      @nek_ad 5 месяцев назад

      some of that fecal stuff is sold for millions, only for money laundering, the rest just catches crust

    • @ifeelbetterabouthis.louis3
      @ifeelbetterabouthis.louis3 5 месяцев назад +34

      Lets put a huge emphasis on crap

    • @richardryan2264
      @richardryan2264 5 месяцев назад +26

      Hunter Bidens masterpieces

    • @thomass2125
      @thomass2125 5 месяцев назад

      Yes, heads of corporations buy the "art" of the children of politicians.
      I wonder why.

    • @ManuMiAS
      @ManuMiAS 5 месяцев назад

      its money laundering, just ask Hunter Biden

  • @bobbylee2853
    @bobbylee2853 5 месяцев назад +431

    I’m putting a canvas on the bottom of my Cockatiel’s cage for a week and sell it as bird art.🤔

    • @larydrain
      @larydrain 5 месяцев назад +42

      Will it be going…..cheep?

    • @rockyroad7345
      @rockyroad7345 5 месяцев назад +18

      It's probably already been done.

    • @user-ij4nc1cw2n
      @user-ij4nc1cw2n 5 месяцев назад +10

      I'm sure a Big Guy supporter will buy it and that's no joke Jack 😁👍

    • @jozza5005
      @jozza5005 5 месяцев назад +15

      Probably be less shit than what I just watched." literally "

    • @its-the-FNG
      @its-the-FNG 5 месяцев назад +14

      PETA would come after you for animal abuse, and would shame you into giving all the profits from the “art” to the bird.
      You didn’t shit on that canvas, why should you be compensated?

  • @BritishJaguar
    @BritishJaguar 5 месяцев назад +56

    Modern art is when you run out of ideas and do crap and then say that it has a special meaning that only you can understand)

  • @deldridg
    @deldridg Месяц назад +60

    Many years ago, I took my 4yo daughter to the NSW Art Gallery in Sydney. We marvelled at the works of the great masters. On the way out of the classics section, we stopped in front of the only 'abstract' artwork and stood among the typical 'artsy' types, gazing with admiration at this mess of colour. In the silence, my daughter's voice rang out true as she asked... "daddy, did the kids do this one?".
    It was pure gold and standing among us were a few who nodded in agreement with my daughter's honest appraisal.

    • @wiandryadiwasistio2062
      @wiandryadiwasistio2062 15 дней назад +5

      to be fair, some do say that they shall put their inner kid to the work, and she’s not wrong about it

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 5 месяцев назад +207

    If this is what they call art then they can keep it

    • @douglaswright9701
      @douglaswright9701 5 месяцев назад +5

      Meanwhile, people at a small town craft fair have more artistic talent in their little finger.

    • @smerchly
      @smerchly 5 месяцев назад +3

      Remember the "painting" of three stripes that sold to the government for millions ? And the cosmetic industry makes billions every years to make the ladies look like mannequins and same with fashion that changes styles every year to make billions . We still have a very rich society .

  • @quasarleon4645
    @quasarleon4645 5 месяцев назад +828

    I see "Modern Art" is on the same level as
    "Modern Fashion" .

  • @KnightsForJesus
    @KnightsForJesus 5 месяцев назад +224

    Long gone are the days of Michelangelo, Donnatello, Raphael and Leonardo. I mean the artists, not the turtles.

    • @davidbernal6881
      @davidbernal6881 5 месяцев назад +32

      Cowabungga ma dude! 🍕🐢🤙

    • @paulsymanski489
      @paulsymanski489 5 месяцев назад +4

      I hurt my big soft abdomen laughing.

    • @Xjoeblowx
      @Xjoeblowx 5 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks for clarifying 😂

    • @jonsangels2465
      @jonsangels2465 Месяц назад +1

      Unfortunately, the days are long gone for both the artists and the turtles. They've repeatedly tried to reboot the turtles; however, it doesn't have same magic or soul as my childhood.

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 Месяц назад +3

      There's more great artists in the world than ever before, you just don't hear about them. You only hear about the extreme fringes of "modern art" catastrophes of human stupidity and money laundering.

  • @seranonimo6770
    @seranonimo6770 5 месяцев назад +29

    Well you see, rejecting people from art university may lead to bad things...

    • @Nohandlefool
      @Nohandlefool Месяц назад

      Oh the competent intelligent ones witb values do get rejected so we waiting..
      You could reject these mfs all day nun will happen they about nun

    • @MeowPh1
      @MeowPh1 25 дней назад +1

      Heh, the RejectedArtist sure left his mark

    • @slipper1683
      @slipper1683 20 дней назад

      ​@@MeowPh1across the entire of europe

    • @camilolazo4010
      @camilolazo4010 4 часа назад

      Why, it would only lead people to look for a more suitable career....
      Like politics maybe

  • @shadowwolf9823
    @shadowwolf9823 5 месяцев назад +42

    After a certain man with a small mustache failed art school, they decided they would never fail anyone again

    • @LindyLime
      @LindyLime 5 месяцев назад +1

      YOU DIDN'T 🤣

    • @shadowwolf9823
      @shadowwolf9823 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@LindyLimeIf nobody fails, nobody gets into politics

    • @user-vv1ps9ut8n
      @user-vv1ps9ut8n 14 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @jekyl9021
    @jekyl9021 5 месяцев назад +173

    My kids did some of this stuff at the house and got in trouble for it... I didn't realize they were such talented artists... my bad.

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 5 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, most of these 'artists' are probably lashing out at mommy and daddy with these 'performances'.

    • @Jakub680
      @Jakub680 5 месяцев назад +3

      Must suck to have kids haha

    • @anonymoustroll2432
      @anonymoustroll2432 22 дня назад

      My parents would punish me for that.

  • @SutekhTheDestroyer
    @SutekhTheDestroyer 5 месяцев назад +106

    Gosh, I wish I was cultured and sophisticated enough to ‘get’ this 🙄🙄🙄

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 5 месяцев назад +10

      "If the human mind were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't"
      Apply that to modern art

    • @paulclothier2583
      @paulclothier2583 5 месяцев назад +16

      No- one gets it, but they pretend they do, because it makes them look terribly sophisticated.

    • @tdeo2141
      @tdeo2141 5 месяцев назад +11

      In that case, I'm very glad I know zero about modern art. Keeps me sane anyway.

    • @rumplestilskinsmum5094
      @rumplestilskinsmum5094 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonsmith3945
      @jonsmith3945 5 месяцев назад

      The purpose of 'modern art' is to make us feel like uncultured, unsophisticated sheep.

  • @raypurchase801
    @raypurchase801 5 месяцев назад +128

    What a load of Pollocks.

    • @BWOOHAHAHAAA
      @BWOOHAHAHAAA 5 месяцев назад +2

      That's funny, but this stuff doesn't come close to Pollock.

    • @thetruth45678
      @thetruth45678 5 месяцев назад +3

      Clever girl.

    • @WildTrek
      @WildTrek 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@BWOOHAHAHAAAYeah, they need to be at least 10x more drunk to match Pollocks work 😂

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 5 месяцев назад

      Jackson Pollack had more boring long drawn out party pieces. He was painting pictures, at least. Not these zany little autistic darlings.

    • @thac0twenty377
      @thac0twenty377 5 месяцев назад +2

      over most heads here man

  • @Vert1986
    @Vert1986 5 месяцев назад +16

    Just imagine if these
    People didn’t have art. They would probably be serial killers.

  • @andreweveritt3829
    @andreweveritt3829 5 месяцев назад +8

    Art has to have artistry not just an idea. An unmade bed a pile of bricks is not artistry.

  • @honketyhonk1364
    @honketyhonk1364 5 месяцев назад +138

    Activity hour in the asylum.

  • @jonhunter8737
    @jonhunter8737 5 месяцев назад +78

    The guy with the black oaint/crayon was having a mental breakdown! And that pink shit coming down the stairs??? Is that some sort of pollutant??

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 5 месяцев назад +16

      I immediately thought of the 1988 remake of 'The Blob' (which is actually a really great movie). Not seeing someone absorbed/melted/digested by the pink goo is highly disappointing.

    • @bluesteelbass
      @bluesteelbass 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Dystopia1111 YES!!!

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 5 месяцев назад +10

      People like this used to be arrested for vandalism. Now they're "artists".

    • @jonhunter8737
      @jonhunter8737 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dystopia1111 Wasn't that Steve McQueen's first film?? I remember watching all those crap B movies after the pubs shut on BBC2!!

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jonhunter8737 Yes, that was the 1950s original with MacQueen. It got a very good remake in 1988. Really well-done movie, lots of fun.

  • @ljTauruswarrior
    @ljTauruswarrior 5 месяцев назад +65

    Anyone who considers that Art is not a full bubble

    • @jasonburris334
      @jasonburris334 5 месяцев назад

      It's nothing but a money laundering scheme anyway. "They" just used to care about hiding it.

  • @verde5738
    @verde5738 5 месяцев назад +4

    Modern art proving once again that literally ANYONE can be an artist.

  • @herrice3227
    @herrice3227 5 месяцев назад +40

    I've seen ancient portraits get destroyed by worse artists than these out of spite.
    Never mind blackpilled; I'm damn near cyanided.

  • @jessicasteenbergen6554
    @jessicasteenbergen6554 5 месяцев назад +336

    Yes we definitely devolved as a species

    • @RunninUpThatHillh
      @RunninUpThatHillh 5 месяцев назад +23

      God is forgotten when beauty is stripped away. We don't live in a civilization anymore. What have we created lately?

    • @tdeo2141
      @tdeo2141 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@RunninUpThatHillh a whole generation of idiots, if you'd ask me...
      Humanity needs to get back to greatness - badly.

    • @andrewyoonhobai8453
      @andrewyoonhobai8453 5 месяцев назад

      @@RunninUpThatHillh dinosaurs, the ones who didn't evolve and got wiped by planetary wrecking ball

    • @scubasmog
      @scubasmog 5 месяцев назад +4

      Is it possible that you mean de-evolved?
      Devolved has a very different meaning.

    • @gosforthlad
      @gosforthlad 5 месяцев назад

      " Are we not Men - we are Devo " - Jocko Homo ( monkey man ) by Devo.

  • @unbreakable7633
    @unbreakable7633 5 месяцев назад +115

    About as creative as a copy machine, about as much art as a pile of horse dung. This is what happens when words lose meaning.

    • @bastait
      @bastait 5 месяцев назад

      art has always been meaningless and uncreative.
      wtf are you on
      it serves no purpose but self gratification why do you think these clowns love it so much.

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 5 месяцев назад

      This is what happens when artists get sterilized from being offensive right in the art school.

  • @gart8224
    @gart8224 12 дней назад +2

    Art is anything created by a person to express themselves. The things depicted in this video are art, the video itself is art. The reason people don’t consider it as such is because it’s not immediately, “beautiful”, or obvious in its meaning. But art isn’t about the creator holding your hand and making something easily digestible. It’s interpretive, and often challenging.

    • @luukienquoc1251
      @luukienquoc1251 2 дня назад

      Finally someone who is smart enough to understand and not “misuse” the term “modern art”

    • @KyleCanSuckMyBalls
      @KyleCanSuckMyBalls День назад

      Sure bud, this is not art

  • @EdTom82
    @EdTom82 5 месяцев назад +33

    I spent quite a few years working in a museum. There's a reason that the works of dead artists are the favored exhibits.

    • @EingefrorenesEisen
      @EingefrorenesEisen 5 месяцев назад +2

      As a mediocre artist self-taught artist with no connections, it kinda makes me glad that I make what I make because I hate this pretentious post-modern bullshit from art academia.

    • @meciocio
      @meciocio 2 месяца назад

      The works of dead artists are the favored exhibits because society put value on them on arbitrary reasons, works that really have no extraordinary objective merit.

  • @photoprojector
    @photoprojector 5 месяцев назад +462

    Art students are notoriously full of themselves. They are not artists, they are just narcissists, who think whatever they draw, mold, or create in anyway is considered artistic. This is why most of them have purple and pink hair and dress in a way that beckons you to look at them. The crap I put in my toilet can be considered art these days!

    • @lewis1544
      @lewis1544 5 месяцев назад +30

      My wife dragged me into the Tate Modern in Liverpool some years back. One of the exhibits was a tin of sh+t by Manzoni. It was stunning and brave.

    • @bastait
      @bastait 5 месяцев назад +21

      accurate narcissism is a culture trend in general.

    • @darried3157
      @darried3157 5 месяцев назад +8

      Idiocracy, sums it up in 1 word!

    • @Haley497
      @Haley497 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@lewis1544and that is crap from 1961! The conceptual art movement is over a century old now. I am fed up. Duchamp's "Fountain" (urinol) is from 1917. How much longer for art to be art again? When will it get old!? Yoko screaming, crapping in cans, hanging bananas on walls...slowest clap in the world.

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@Haley497 what's worse is that Duchamp's "Fountain" is critiquing an actual issue in art back in the day, elitism, originality, and overusing checklist of beauty for art. These modern artist don't understand that and now they're doing it without purpose.

  • @lulasnannajodie7723
    @lulasnannajodie7723 5 месяцев назад +28

    As an artist i watch all the art shows and a blank canvas sold recently for 1000s - dont know why i even bother anymore. People pay 1000s for banksy's crappy politcal stencil art a kid could do and nobody knows of his amazing fine he creates

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 5 месяцев назад +3

      I'm a hotelier. I like to paint big canvases white, then dribble spare emulsion paint over them in the style of Pollock. Nice big paintings to fill empty walls. The trick is to use pastel colours (not dark) in shades which match the room's colour scheme (carpet, curtains) and apply three coats of varnish via a small roller.

    • @ThePhilosophersYawn
      @ThePhilosophersYawn 5 месяцев назад +3

      Still though Banksy is an artist. As a "kid" who would do the same work would also be an artist, age certainly does not define who is an artist.
      For me art is when you have a concept and visualize it in a way that the viewer will understand it, better yet if it also makes the viewer think deeper and even better while also it is visually pleasing and inspiring in some way. If the viewer does not understand what the "artist" is trying to express then its not the viewer that is "stupid", its the "artist" which is stupid and talentless.

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 5 месяцев назад

      @@ThePhilosophersYawn It's bad news when somebody tells an artist he can't make the grade.
      Sometimes, 25 years later, they invade Poland.

    • @lulasnannajodie7723
      @lulasnannajodie7723 5 месяцев назад

      @@ThePhilosophersYawn never said he wasnt an artist - i said his real isnt kniwn - i dont lije his wall art - its highly overated - but i love his fine art

    • @lulasnannajodie7723
      @lulasnannajodie7723 5 месяцев назад

      @@ThePhilosophersYawn i fully understand his political art - im far from stupid - its acmessage it has very little skill involved and you missed my entire point - and why do you think banksy shredded his piece at auction - for exactly what I stated - he doesn't like pretentious art world either

  • @ProlybyLane
    @ProlybyLane 3 месяца назад +2

    Performance art has been a thing for decades. This is more than just modern art it's its own subcategory. I'm not the biggest fan of it but the reaction is the purpose of it in most cases, so the perfirmance is doing its job here.

  • @ShipDude1
    @ShipDude1 5 месяцев назад +6

    0:23 was actually kinda good and seems like real art. I know all of them use creativity but I choose it because it actually looked good at the end.

  • @slobiden.2593
    @slobiden.2593 5 месяцев назад +234

    Simple rule. If I can do it, it’s not art.
    I could do all of these first time.

    • @leftysr2stupid354
      @leftysr2stupid354 5 месяцев назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @tdeo2141
      @tdeo2141 5 месяцев назад +29

      I don't think I could do the pink foam, that one does require some knowledge of chemistry - it kinda looked like fun.
      Not so much for whoever is stuck cleaning up the mess after though.

    • @Seekingthesky
      @Seekingthesky 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@tdeo2141 That looks like an "Elephant's Toothpaste" reaction.
      Not worthy of the title of "art".

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@Seekingthesky Closer to an act of vandalism.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Seekingthesky more worthy than the guy getting dirt poured over him.

  • @kelf114
    @kelf114 5 месяцев назад +84

    And suddenly, my old art teachers are thinking my work wasn't so bad after all.

    • @rudyferrell
      @rudyferrell Месяц назад +3

      Yeah, and that would be a KINDERGARTEN teacher....

  • @roccodirico9737
    @roccodirico9737 5 месяцев назад +70

    Art, like everything else in life, comes in three categories:
    1) Excellent
    2) Average
    3) Crap
    All these pieces would fall into category 3.

    • @rumplestilskinsmum5094
      @rumplestilskinsmum5094 5 месяцев назад +1

      😀Yep

    • @Bruhsaurus-Moment
      @Bruhsaurus-Moment 5 месяцев назад +4

      I'd consider some of my works classified under Category 3 but I guess it's now Average because these reταrds entered the competition.

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Bruhsaurus-Moment
      Sounds about right.

  • @EvanFirecat
    @EvanFirecat 18 дней назад +2

    And i thought my art was bad but these Guys are making me look like fucking Leonardo da vinci.

  • @Commonwealth96
    @Commonwealth96 5 месяцев назад +2

    Contemporary art is just professional trolling.
    You tell people it’s one thing, the majority disagrees, then you get the idiots who agree with you.
    It’s a social experiment. The real “art” is finding out who sees the king’s clothes and who are contrarians.

  • @Shuten_Wukong
    @Shuten_Wukong 5 месяцев назад +37

    Guess I should go to one of these "exhibits", shit in my hands, throw it at the wall, and call it art. GIVE ME MONEY!

    • @rumplestilskinsmum5094
      @rumplestilskinsmum5094 5 месяцев назад +2

      My next idea " 2 Dogs garden poop Murial" it's got colour texture size and smell.
      What you think ? 🤣

    • @paulsymanski489
      @paulsymanski489 5 месяцев назад +1

      My laughing hurt.

    • @hanoord9412
      @hanoord9412 4 месяца назад

      Tbh if u actually had the balls to do that, it could be considered art. Cause that would be a statement right here. But instead ur just fantasizing about it. I guess thats the difference between u and the artists, they'll actually do something instead of only bitching about it.

  • @deweyoxburger295
    @deweyoxburger295 5 месяцев назад +42

    Arts & crafts at the lunatic asylum.

  • @batmanuel9669
    @batmanuel9669 5 месяцев назад +13

    What's next? Someone going to duct tape a banana to the wall? Oh, wait... 😄

    • @ShabanAjeti
      @ShabanAjeti 5 месяцев назад

      That was stolen, they seriosly did tape a banana to a wall.

  • @doctorakiba5667
    @doctorakiba5667 5 месяцев назад +3

    A decade ago, this'd be one of the worst insanities of humanity.
    Now, its meh-tier insanity.
    Hell, it is practically benign compared to everything else.

  • @awesomepsume
    @awesomepsume 5 месяцев назад +2

    Art is more interested in being metaphorical and philosophical than it is concerned with being appreciable as a metaphor or philosophy. That's why modern art sucks, its like writing that the moon has a dark side and a bright side and pretending there's incredible depth to that idea, and when someone points out that while there might be, simply saying so isn't enough. That what all these displays are, saying there is meaning without backing it up with any substance. You want to talk about the "sound of butter" as some sort of environmental message, how about naming every cow within a documentary about the life of a selection of cows, show mother cows walking into the slaughter house after saying goodbye to their young, how about putting a camera on the young crying for its mother. THAT IS FUCKING ART. It hurts, it makes us think, it makes us question ourselves. I'd still eat beef, but at least I'd appreciate that an animal had to die for it. I'd also possibly be in favor of more humane slaughter methods. But slapping pile of butter with a mic is shitty substanceless art.

    • @ordinaryrat
      @ordinaryrat 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, I remember when I watch a film in school about that stuff. It really does change your opinion about things. I still eat meat though, just very sparingly.

  • @anonymousperson4988
    @anonymousperson4988 5 месяцев назад +17

    That dude pouring dirt on the lady is not art. That is what you call 'degrading a person' or a fetish.

  • @roshinobi
    @roshinobi 5 месяцев назад +69

    “Now pay for my student loans.”

  • @Slash1066
    @Slash1066 5 месяцев назад +14

    500 years ago Leonardo da vinci painted the mona Lisa. Look how far we have regressed.

  • @JimBimBum
    @JimBimBum 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mr Beast here! we took 20 of the top modern artists across the world and decided to turn them into a big red square for you to watch dry live on TV Now to make the paint!

  • @SoraSkyAtic
    @SoraSkyAtic 5 дней назад

    Well, we all knew what happened last time when art is rejected...

  • @camtoufan3704
    @camtoufan3704 5 месяцев назад +18

    The great works of art worthy of our clown planet!

  • @marshall2.015
    @marshall2.015 5 месяцев назад +12

    Spilled paint in the Sherwin Williams parking lot looks better than this.

  • @rudklan10
    @rudklan10 5 месяцев назад +89

    The art world has become a dark inversion of beauty and inspiration, like every other degenerate aspect of culture today.

    • @jonsmith3945
      @jonsmith3945 5 месяцев назад +6

      The important thing many people miss is that this is all by design. Culture is being dismantled by the establishment.

    • @bastait
      @bastait 5 месяцев назад

      the art world was never beautiful and inspirational.
      ffs.
      omg he drew a woman im inspired
      omg a naked man im inspired.
      no youre pretentious
      inspiration is so far out of youre grasp youd be better off reaching for the moon.

    • @BasiliskX
      @BasiliskX 5 месяцев назад +11

      I just started studying fine arts and everything is focused on looking at all the negative things in the world. It's more complaining than creating which is why we end up with this junk.

    • @BrgArt
      @BrgArt 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@BasiliskX why would you go and do this to yourself... ? are you alright ? studying fine art in 2024 really... i'm a fellow illustrator but i actually did a traditional art school. there's nothing remotely of value in all the sea of conceptualism. if all the art is worth is supporting an idea, then remove the art and become a philosopher.

  • @Ilovechaos383
    @Ilovechaos383 17 дней назад +2

    No thanks I’ll go back to my working on my stick figure drawings.

  • @Saint_Ann
    @Saint_Ann 5 месяцев назад +2

    “Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.” John Ciardi

  • @pancakemacbuttery9142
    @pancakemacbuttery9142 16 дней назад +3

    0:49 COVID 9188282 variant invading the building🦠🦠🦠🦠
    NPCS: omg art!!! 🗣️🗣️🤳🤳🤳🤳📸📸📸

  • @petebagwell6666
    @petebagwell6666 5 месяцев назад +67

    These are the same kinds of people that try and destroy actual art

    • @gfig515
      @gfig515 5 месяцев назад +3

      True!

    • @GOATEditz204
      @GOATEditz204 5 месяцев назад

      Why tho

    • @thetaoist8
      @thetaoist8 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nope. Simply not true.

  • @rockyroad7345
    @rockyroad7345 5 месяцев назад +11

    These smug, self-important visual artists dream up something really silly they want to do, then fabricate an even sillier story wrapped up around social commentary to convince people they are the deep thinkers of our day. They are not.

  • @josephboyce4522
    @josephboyce4522 5 месяцев назад +23

    Considering today's culture, this looks about right.

  • @xefilz
    @xefilz 5 месяцев назад +1

    In Spanish it's called: HAMPARTE. And yes, it's art but without the talent 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jancuk8881
    @jancuk8881 5 месяцев назад +9

    Art, like Beauty, is in the eye of the beholder - The tragedy is that some people have mud in their eyes because they want to be trendy and
    like to believe there is something meaningful in this 'Art', something that the majority do not have the intelligence to see. However, the majority do not have
    mud in their eyes and see it for what it is.........

  • @DIEWELTMusicChannel
    @DIEWELTMusicChannel 5 месяцев назад +46

    “A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.” - Will & Ariel Durant

  • @TPain79lawguy
    @TPain79lawguy 5 месяцев назад +24

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug ..." - Rick James.

  • @pingpong517
    @pingpong517 5 месяцев назад +2

    Wow these “artists” are so deep and cultural and inspiring 🤡

  • @Dodecatone
    @Dodecatone 5 месяцев назад +1

    As an avant-garde composer, I think the majority of modern art is sensitively and meaningfully created.. but from these excerpts I can't discern any of that. This "performance art" is reactionary and nothing else.

  • @eliaspeter7689
    @eliaspeter7689 5 месяцев назад +41

    As an artist myself I never considered any of this crap to be art.
    I know that in general art shouldn't have any rules, but I think no matter what it should be pleasing to look at.

    • @gfig515
      @gfig515 5 месяцев назад

      Absolutely.

    • @skinnybuggo
      @skinnybuggo 5 месяцев назад

      Doesnt have to be ​@GiovanniderBosewichtsome pieces are horrifying

    • @humanhuman7280
      @humanhuman7280 5 месяцев назад

      @GiovanniderBosewicht remember to look at the shit in your toilet it will look way better than any of the art in the video

    • @petrorlov2599
      @petrorlov2599 5 месяцев назад +7

      I think that we simply shouldn't use word "art" in a positive light. Art can be skillfully made or it can be poorly made, art can be profound and can be shallow.
      Also I strongly disagree with art being something pleasing to look at. You can draw disemboweled, mutilated bodies and it will make most people nauseous, but it will still be art.

    • @humanhuman7280
      @humanhuman7280 5 месяцев назад

      @@petrorlov2599 i though there is difference between art and shitting on the floor

  • @grapeape-hx1jj
    @grapeape-hx1jj 5 месяцев назад +2

    Wow! I'm certain that Picasso is looking down proudly at these people. What a joke?!

    • @Nutty...
      @Nutty... 5 месяцев назад +1

      Picasso is the joker who started this trend. All his paintings are a joke.

    • @grapeape-hx1jj
      @grapeape-hx1jj 5 месяцев назад

      @@Nutty... LMFAO! Excellent response. Thank you!

  • @stlapierre
    @stlapierre 5 месяцев назад +11

    The F art world

    • @Pepe_2345
      @Pepe_2345 Месяц назад

      Good one 😂😂😂

  • @knightchef
    @knightchef 5 месяцев назад +9

    This has the same bullshit energy of the guy and the wine thing. He brought a $15 dollar wine from walmart(I think it was) and said it came from a history vineyard in Europe and it won first place. Much like that competition, this art is bullshit.

    • @Cool1st
      @Cool1st 5 месяцев назад

      Didn’t that guy have something like experience and was well-known from other wine competition people’s perspectives?
      (Might be wrong but atleast that’s what I heard. Still bullshit though)

  • @Silly_Shadow_Milk
    @Silly_Shadow_Milk 5 месяцев назад +2

    Not me practicing art for over 10 years js to be called "not art" by... THOSE WHATEVER.

  • @laithdahhan1220
    @laithdahhan1220 5 месяцев назад +3

    The ancestor of nft

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 5 месяцев назад +2

      Both are used for money laundering so this checks

  • @Luum81
    @Luum81 5 месяцев назад +6

    Sweet, my seven year old can make millions with her drawings, just got to find the nearest gallery - We will call it, 'An Innocent View' a journey into the present as seen through the eyes of a child, a multi-piece exhibition in coloured pencil on A4 paper. I'm sure I can figure out some kind of symbolic meaning for each drawing.

    • @artsyygamer
      @artsyygamer 5 месяцев назад +2

      As an actual artist that seems like an interesting concept. Like unironically.

    • @LindyLime
      @LindyLime 5 месяцев назад +2

      Just teach your daughter some really big words and tell her to string them together in a nonsensical way to explain her pieces. That'll be the finishing touch 🎀

  • @knuttsackjones3094
    @knuttsackjones3094 5 месяцев назад +28

    Thousands of laborers need to demand a raise as shoveling dirt is now clearly valuable modern art

    • @googleprofiel6814
      @googleprofiel6814 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, but those laborers don't do it in a way that shows they've clearly never used a shovel before. The utter lack of ability to handle the shovel there is what is the art.

  • @sixty-six2991
    @sixty-six2991 5 месяцев назад +4

    For people who want to appear intelligent rather than be intelligent. No different than people who ostentatiously wear designer labels to appear rich.

  • @charliepea
    @charliepea 5 месяцев назад +1

    Even decent artists find those pretentious and load of bull. Art is subjective, but those are objectively trash. You don't need interpretation at this point...

  • @OGProbablyGnarpy
    @OGProbablyGnarpy 3 дня назад +1

    tbh, it looks pretty cool because it is a motivational quote with a randomAss background like this lol.

  • @JimBob-vb8oz
    @JimBob-vb8oz 5 месяцев назад +6

    Apparently we were the species that built the Pyramids of Giza. Just sayin'

    • @LindyLime
      @LindyLime 5 месяцев назад

      Now I want to believe in Ancient Aliens 👽

  • @wherami
    @wherami 5 месяцев назад +6

    End of civilization is fun

  • @jake78787
    @jake78787 5 месяцев назад +10

    what a perfectly good waste of butter!

  • @EveryThingFindsAWay
    @EveryThingFindsAWay 17 дней назад +1

    Those so called "artists" could just make random things and the media would just create a deep meaning out of it making it feel like it has this so called art value making people believe it is fascinating. Why won't we just take a challenge making art that resembles those deep meanings with direct symbolisms.

  • @arkodas2361
    @arkodas2361 5 месяцев назад +2

    Modern brain rot

  • @nonecomformistme932
    @nonecomformistme932 5 месяцев назад +8

    The mind bogles were they stopped from making a mess as children art my arse

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 5 месяцев назад

      Yep, lashing out at mommy and daddy art.

  • @douglaswright9701
    @douglaswright9701 5 месяцев назад +40

    Artisan: Works a full-time job and uses his free time to make incredible work that takes hours and sells for less than minimum wage. He feels like he has a good life.
    Artist: Is unemployed and spends thirty seconds slapping paint on a canvas to sell for the price of a house. Claims to have a life of darkness!

  • @frenchbulldogdad1003
    @frenchbulldogdad1003 5 месяцев назад +4

    They forgot the finest of new art. Hunter, high on coke, melting skittles and smearing them around! $500,00] 😏

  • @FutureNihilist
    @FutureNihilist 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere." ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

  • @mr_nothing.the_one_that_no9134
    @mr_nothing.the_one_that_no9134 5 месяцев назад +1

    The funny thing is that last one with the stairs can make some sick as photography pictures, but the fact the act of spilling red fome down some stairs is the stupid part

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 5 месяцев назад +5

    My budgie poops on paper. I had no idea my bird is an Artist. 🐦 🎨

  • @bveracka
    @bveracka 5 месяцев назад +12

    This is what happens when you tell every kid they're special.
    🍇Remember when art was like Rembrandt, Monet, Picasso, Michelangelo, Da Vinci?

    • @TheRealFraston
      @TheRealFraston 5 месяцев назад +3

      At least Warhol drew his own prints, at one point!

    • @bveracka
      @bveracka 5 месяцев назад

      Yes he did. Then when he was finished, he also cut the film for each screen by hand with a hobby knife - a long and tedious process. @@TheRealFraston

  • @adamanhavengarde
    @adamanhavengarde 5 месяцев назад +4

    i got arrested doing the exact same thing these guys are doing.

  • @bionic_yt9911
    @bionic_yt9911 4 месяца назад +2

    I would like to think modern art is representing the modern intensity of degeneracy in society tdy, than long ago

  • @panwu6602
    @panwu6602 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao, that soyboy is so weak he can barely hold that shovel. Dude.

  • @viljo21
    @viljo21 5 месяцев назад +5

    Anybody HOME? 🙃

  • @heroicjourney2508
    @heroicjourney2508 5 месяцев назад +37

    The degradation of man....we haven't produced high art since the renaissance... approximately 600 years ago, let it sink in. Now, we tape bananas to walls. We are living through a dark age and dont even realise.

    • @robertstaples3256
      @robertstaples3256 5 месяцев назад +14

      Ok that's nonsense. Plenty of high quality, timeless paintings, sculptures, and other works have been produced all throughout the 18th, 19th, and early to mid 20th centuries.

    • @heroicjourney2508
      @heroicjourney2508 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@robertstaples3256 I wrote 'high art'.... Not good, quality art, but peak art....give me one example that tops the la pieta for example? No. Exactly. We have been in a state of steady degradation for centuries, and only a moron would argue otherwise.

    • @brectonmistren6238
      @brectonmistren6238 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think the sanctuary of truth looks pretty nice, it serves as a monument to its country’s religious and cultural history. I don’t like how it’s become infested with tourists though but I suppose that’s how they fund the construction.

    • @thetruth45678
      @thetruth45678 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@heroicjourney2508"It only counts if I say it does."
      Splendid reasoning, ol' chap. 🙄 Let me guess, gender studies major?

    • @robertstaples3256
      @robertstaples3256 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@heroicjourney2508You do know that even among high quality art, it's appeal is subjective, right? If that is your favorite work of art, or if Renaissance art floats your boat, nothing I ever say will ever be good enough in your mind. Nothing will ever "top" it. Art is varied, even among high quality works. Someone might prefer the likes of The Thinker, or the surrealism of The Persistence of Time, or heck, the sculpture of your own profile picture, which is from 1824.
      To say that the Renaissance saw the absolute peak of human artistic expression, you'd have to quantify human expression itself, to put it on a grade scale. Gather a thousand artists, or students of art history, in a room, and you'll have a thousand and one grade scales.

  • @banjofett3949
    @banjofett3949 5 месяцев назад +6

    I always wondered what butter sounds like

  • @JushSam
    @JushSam 3 месяца назад +2

    People who love arts and seeing this💀

  • @PatMcCarthy420
    @PatMcCarthy420 5 месяцев назад +1

    I took my kids to the local art center and the art created before 1960 was beautiful while all of the modern art was more political propaganda than anything than actual art. My kids were even making fun of how bad modern art actually is 😂

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 5 месяцев назад +11

    I looked up at the sky and thought I saw a giant fork heading for Earth. I think we may be done.

    • @teresamariawlosowicz2566
      @teresamariawlosowicz2566 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's not a fork, but an asteroid. Even Neil de Grasse Tyson has spoken about it.

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@teresamariawlosowicz2566 Makes you wonder if the dinosaurs deserved it as much as we do. JK I know they didn't.