That's because we designed them to be better. It's not a measure of character - they can't help it. They're genetically programmed to be loyal, obedient, and forgiving. Doesn't mean they aren't awesome, just that it is possible for a species to be better not because they want or try to be, but because that's the way they're built. (And it all depends on how you define "better", of course. Is slavish obedience "better" as a character trait?)
+nalk20 I don't know where you live, but around here dogs are not free at the pound. You have to pay for the dog, for the license, and you're obliged to bring in proof of a visit to the vet for shots and fixing. Of course that's very little compared to applying to foster kids, but it isn't free, either.
Pets can be treated as family and friend because of their unconditional love. But those stuffs which were featured are nonsense, unnecessary, and stupid. Just give them love, care, food, and necessities. They're already satisfied with that. They don't need these stupid stuffs to be happy. Pets will just think that you're crazy, if you'd do that to them.
My dog hates a doghouse, no matter how big. He wants to be with the family. That is his job and what he loves. Why would you call your pet instead of going to see them? Must be for people with dog nannies who are always working. Dogs could respond to their owner on video conference if there was no other option.
i consider my dog a "disability person" not as in human, i still consider hi a pet, but because it has special needs that only i can provide....i'm still pissed that with all the money we use now a days to take care of our pets that otherwise we can be jailed for poor treatment, we still cant put pets expenses on taxes...seriously. taking a pet to a vet these days is as expensive as a person to the hospital
So I shouldn't give my cats a bunk bed? Because it's too late now. Actually it's just my mom antique bunk doll bed. They just claimed it for a while. It's kind of buried now though. I'll probably out a better cushion & pillow case on it for them eventually.
@elijah mikle oh, please enlighten me, sir. I'm sure you are completely correct in your assumption after reading one (accurate) sentence from me, and I have absolutely no understanding of the "real problem." Plz do go on and expound upon your completely uninformed judgement of a stranger's understanding of anything.
@Method Man I'll tell you what's a waste of time and money: reading your comment. I'll never get those seconds and megabytes back. :( Anyway, you must not have heard of any of the programs that help low-income folks with pets: pet food banks, free routine vet services (or more at vet schools), and discounted pet supply programs. It's all on The Humane Society's website. They organized all of them by state even. You might notice a lot of low-income and homeless women have dogs. Can you take a guess about why that might be? (Hint: It has almost everything to do with men.) Also, what kind of jackass would even suggest that dogs are a waste of money? Probably a lunatic who, in spite of a rudimentary understanding of English, is somehow less intelligent than most dogs. And it's "bill" not "Bill." Punctuation doesn't get a space before it. "You're fucking stupid , and you're really dumb too." is an example of the wrong way to do it. It's "exes" not "ex's," and don't lie: you're forever alone and don't even have *an* ex. "Not never ever" is a really interesting way to put words together, and might explain why you're alone. Isn't it impressive that you can write so little and still manage to be so wrong?
@Method Man You didn't read my comment, but you fixed your punctuation? Riiiiiiiiiiight. You don't think things through do you? Anyway, here's the abridged (that means it's shorter) version: You dumb.
@@danielschroedinger2090 i agree with you, there are alot of people starving to death and these stupid people buy a mansion for their dogs that costs 170000 dollars, each of those dollars could be a day's meal and by that money you can feed 170000 people
@@Balletified you are the reason that there are so many wrong things with this world, just be true to yourself, dogs don't understand the difference between living in a mansion or a apartment with the owner, they don't need a massage or fancy food, it's just your way of showing off or making yourself feel good, dogs don't have self awareness despite what you may think. Btw that's not how you spell rough (ruff)
bigpimpdaddy69 tell me about it. Someone incredulously asked me if I knew home much money Hillary was raking in for her appearances. I was like, she’s a private citizen, she can do what she wants. “But she’s looking to get back into politics!” Yeah, right. She’s still a private citizen. Stop obsessing on Hillary.
I have both and I can say it's the same for both, cats are entertained with a small ball and a cardboard box, my dog just needs something that squeaks.
My two cats are very happy with a simple life , lots of mice to catch in the garden and as much cuddling from me as they want. This does not cost much.
right ..? it's okay to treat your pets every now and again - besides, everyday is really them being spoiled: no one feeds me, bathes me and plays with me all the time 😂😂😅
My dad had one that are the cats. I currently have two indoor cats. I really miss Sandy sometimes. Yes those days correspond to the day I have to change the litter box again.
if ppl are this stupid to pay for such things, why are we not taking advantage of it. im already preparing my dog cars for sale soon and dog motorcycles for the harley davidson lovers out there am i right
So while poor people in this country don't know how they could survive, rich people don't know how they should waste their tax free money. This Is America...
Dog pets know what's right and wrong when you try to make them do something wrong they will not so they are trained to do things that are wrong, by punishing them to do it that's why they have this pit bulls fighting each other.... That's terrible.
@@willphipps1563 yeah that doesn't make it better. And no! it's not exactly like that all around the world: some countries have a working social system and some countries don't give a trillion dollar tax cut handout to the rich.
"I'm officially putting mself up for adoption to be someone's pet" Uhh... Ronny... i don't think you know that's an actual thing people do, man... Good luck..?
"Why are you feeding dogs $40 steaks?" Yeah. You _could_ fixate on that. You could _also_ wonder why in the world they're feeding dogs... _fruit_ dishes. 🤔
I can explain why we pamper our pets is because unlike the olden days a lot of people aren't popping out kids anymore so we can afford to do things like this instead.
That and you can leave a puppy at home to go out if you leave a child it's neglect. There is less of responsibility with pets and with more people working to support themselves a child isn't an option but a pet can be.
Idk, the 170k doghouse is a bit extra, but i would love to take my pupper for a massage and a fancy dinner. When you love your dog, you like finding new ways to make them happy. It's not like you take your dog to the spa every day. But like, on the dog's birthday or something, it seems like a really cute idea.
the dog doesn't have any fucking clue that its its birthday. you can make them happy by playing with them, letting them have lots of nice walks & bringing them new toys to chew on. Rest of the money should go to helping stray animals & the SPCA
Your dog is happiest with you, not being molested by some weirdos you hired in a strip mall. Buy them a rawhide chewy, pet them, and trim their damn nails!
Sometimes rich people do the wrong thing to "pamper" their pets. I saw one guy who sent his cat to acupuncture appointments (I don't remember why), his maid took video of the poor cat being punctured with needles over and over again just screaming every time. It was awful, I don't know how the case ended.
Meanwhile... People are dying in around the world, mainly Africa. People are dying in complete War zones. People are dying just because they don't have the money to buy a medicine that many people can buy. Just think, instead of these doghouses, people could have supported lots of poor people. North Koreans could have had a better life. And Trump supporters be like: "We could have had that Wall."
I cannot even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is so true though - it has gotten so out of hand, it's beyond ridiculous how people treat their pets - they're animals for goodness sake ..! I literally even feel like this unnecessary stuff they make their pets go through stresses the animals out - they just want to jump and run around the whole day, get fed and cleaned .. that's it. literally .. my goodness!! 😭😂😅 p.s. yes, I have owned pets basically 77% of my life ..
This has *nothing* to do with loving your animal! Do you think they are doing their pets a favor with 40 dollar food, spa treatments and all that? They are projecting their own lifestyle on animals, humanizing them like this is a Disney movie. And that is just *dumb* !!!
Omg my heart is bleeding for all the people living below the poverty line watching this. Edit: continued watching and scratch the above. Today my lifelong dream of having A/C in my room finally came true, while dogs have been happily living in climatized mansions - that btw don't even have doors so they contributes to climate change even more?!w
one thing i love about the trevor noah show is that everyone on it should have their own show to truly shine. like hasan minhaj did. like they deserve better than having some shitty sidetab on a big show
I've seen dog day care centers. Where you drop your dog off in the morning and go to work and come back after work and pick it up and go home like why cant you leave your dog home alone all day with water and food? It'll be alright. It wont die lol
"...air conditioning...?" In _London?_ Yeah, the conference calling capacity is odd, but when did air conditioning become the norm in any part of England?
“Who are these rich crazy Caucasians”😂😂😂
You need better listening comprehension. The line was: "Who are these rich CRAZY Caucasians?"
Ronny, didn't your people breed dogs small enough to carry in their sleeves all day?
@A R no they don't
@A R Calm down, butthurt boy.
@A R hey do you eat chinese food?
Bruh some of these dogs 🐶 eat better than me... 😅 $42 steak 🥩 $28 salmon 🐠
And 35k-170k for a doggie house? 🏡
Rich people are crazy
Adam Alkhafaji I guess spending the same amount of money to feed and house the homeless is much less satisfying. No wagging tails or drool.
Not all though.
that is absolutely a more luxury life than me...
They’re not crazy. They just don’t know what to do with the tax cut they get 👀😅
Imagine if instead of feeding animals like that, they invest in the community's. Save animals that are in shelters. Something.
Meanwhile...
There are *half a million* kids in foster care
Remember to spay and neuter your humans
That's because we designed them to be better. It's not a measure of character - they can't help it. They're genetically programmed to be loyal, obedient, and forgiving. Doesn't mean they aren't awesome, just that it is possible for a species to be better not because they want or try to be, but because that's the way they're built. (And it all depends on how you define "better", of course. Is slavish obedience "better" as a character trait?)
Getting permission to adopt a kid is harder than getting a free dog down at the pound.
+nalk20 I don't know where you live, but around here dogs are not free at the pound. You have to pay for the dog, for the license, and you're obliged to bring in proof of a visit to the vet for shots and fixing. Of course that's very little compared to applying to foster kids, but it isn't free, either.
And dog shelters
This is what rich people do with their tax cuts?
Yup
Yes... Yes they do.
Its what rich and mostly white people who obsess over their pets do
@Anthony is that how you made your first million?
best comment!
I was a dog groomer and we used to pick up and drop their dogs in a limo. People ate it up that kind of stuff! In the Boston, MA area!
🤮 there are actually legitimately people are going to die of starvation today.
What did those people eat up, dog poo?
Wow 😆
My wife had a grooming business for 15 years and had too many customers who were rich assholes
Gimme some of that dog food! Those pets eat better than their owner's employees.
you're not lying!! people are not ashamed on treating their pets better than other human beings, it's crazy
@@lauradanielyan9394 true.
The us definitely need to raise taxes on the rich.
That's why you need Andrew Yang for president 2020
Ronny Chieng is a mood. 😂😂😂
He's in a non-rich-caucasian mood.
I love him!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
No, Ronny Chieng is a philosophy 🙏💯😎
#FACTS 💯🗣️😭💗
I’m in the middle of a Chang-a-thon.
When I roll over ! I get arrested 😂
Cheng is hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣
😆
Worth it,maybe😋
The funniest part 🤣
I am laughing sooooooo hard!!
Pets can be treated as family and friend because of their unconditional love. But those stuffs which were featured are nonsense, unnecessary, and stupid. Just give them love, care, food, and necessities. They're already satisfied with that. They don't need these stupid stuffs to be happy. Pets will just think that you're crazy, if you'd do that to them.
My dog hates a doghouse, no matter how big. He wants to be with the family. That is his job and what he loves. Why would you call your pet instead of going to see them? Must be for people with dog nannies who are always working. Dogs could respond to their owner on video conference if there was no other option.
Pet's won't think you're crazy. They have no concept of crazy. And they don't think. Not in that way.
i consider my dog a "disability person" not as in human, i still consider hi a pet, but because it has special needs that only i can provide....i'm still pissed that with all the money we use now a days to take care of our pets that otherwise we can be jailed for poor treatment, we still cant put pets expenses on taxes...seriously. taking a pet to a vet these days is as expensive as a person to the hospital
So I shouldn't give my cats a bunk bed? Because it's too late now.
Actually it's just my mom antique bunk doll bed. They just claimed it for a while. It's kind of buried now though. I'll probably out a better cushion & pillow case on it for them eventually.
@@Nirrrina I've said you can give pets their necessities. But I think that these luxury houses are too much
Wish someone would do this for the homeless children
Those dog mansions are nicer than my human studio in Manhattan 😂
Your studio in Manhattan probably costs between 2 and 5 times what I make in a year, too.
@elijah mikle oh, please enlighten me, sir. I'm sure you are completely correct in your assumption after reading one (accurate) sentence from me, and I have absolutely no understanding of the "real problem." Plz do go on and expound upon your completely uninformed judgement of a stranger's understanding of anything.
@Method Man I'll tell you what's a waste of time and money: reading your comment. I'll never get those seconds and megabytes back. :(
Anyway, you must not have heard of any of the programs that help low-income folks with pets: pet food banks, free routine vet services (or more at vet schools), and discounted pet supply programs. It's all on The Humane Society's website. They organized all of them by state even.
You might notice a lot of low-income and homeless women have dogs. Can you take a guess about why that might be? (Hint: It has almost everything to do with men.)
Also, what kind of jackass would even suggest that dogs are a waste of money? Probably a lunatic who, in spite of a rudimentary understanding of English, is somehow less intelligent than most dogs.
And it's "bill" not "Bill." Punctuation doesn't get a space before it. "You're fucking stupid , and you're really dumb too." is an example of the wrong way to do it. It's "exes" not "ex's," and don't lie: you're forever alone and don't even have *an* ex. "Not never ever" is a really interesting way to put words together, and might explain why you're alone.
Isn't it impressive that you can write so little and still manage to be so wrong?
@Method Man You didn't read my comment, but you fixed your punctuation? Riiiiiiiiiiight. You don't think things through do you?
Anyway, here's the abridged (that means it's shorter) version: You dumb.
Aw, getting upset little dicks McGee?
1 in every 200 people are homeless in the UK and they have dog mansions. man, this is sad
@@Balletified And they rather want to waste it on pointless crap than to give it to people who actually need it.
How is this not sad?
@@danielschroedinger2090 i agree with you, there are alot of people starving to death and these stupid people buy a mansion for their dogs that costs 170000 dollars, each of those dollars could be a day's meal and by that money you can feed 170000 people
Payam Abbasi
They really need help in Sudan.
@@Balletified you are the reason that there are so many wrong things with this world, just be true to yourself, dogs don't understand the difference between living in a mansion or a apartment with the owner, they don't need a massage or fancy food, it's just your way of showing off or making yourself feel good, dogs don't have self awareness despite what you may think.
Btw that's not how you spell rough (ruff)
Let’s buy dog mansions but let people live in homeless shelters
There’s a waiting period to even get into a homeless shelter
At the same time you any responsible for other people's lives
Pets are stupid. My cat never helps me with my taxes. Useless.
Have you ever asked?
@@thecouncilofeightsystem8122 🤣🤣🤣 amazing
AOC needs to put a 200% tax increase on these humans!!!!!!
bigpimpdaddy69 tell me about it. Someone incredulously asked me if I knew home much money Hillary was raking in for her appearances. I was like, she’s a private citizen, she can do what she wants. “But she’s looking to get back into politics!” Yeah, right. She’s still a private citizen. Stop obsessing on Hillary.
Yang2020
Dogs are always happy witht the simplest things. Its cats who want to be pampered 😹
I have both and I can say it's the same for both, cats are entertained with a small ball and a cardboard box, my dog just needs something that squeaks.
Those fancy restruant meats seem too rich for a majority of dogs. They really don't need all those spices.
just me fuck cats
My two cats are very happy with a simple life , lots of mice to catch in the garden and as much cuddling from me as they want. This does not cost much.
Dogs are always happy with the simplest things yet stupid humans give them more than they deserve so...
Meanwhile there are millions of kids going to bed hungry every day. SMH
This is horrible. I'm ashamed to be an American because of this.
This is nothing
I know people who have their dogs in their wills 😹
Star Cherry i heard about it but never witnessed one
😱
Mine will be in my will. I have no children and I'll be damn if the state gets my money while my dogs get the needle.
Stoopid
Unless we want our beloved fur ball to go to the pound after we die, our pet better be in the will.
I’ve been saying this for years! I spoil my dogs but come on there’s a limit.
right ..? it's okay to treat your pets every now and again - besides, everyday is really them being spoiled: no one feeds me, bathes me and plays with me all the time 😂😂😅
Ronny’s brilliant.
I love Seth Meyers show, but let’s be honest, Daily show correspondents are 10x better. Except for Amber. Amber is life.
'Specially when she says what
Preach
"...they're mom's are b**s...It's a scientific term"
He couldn't wait to say it😂😂
Yes my dog eats it's own poop(sometimes) and it hates bathing 😂😂😂
My dad had one that are the cats. I currently have two indoor cats. I really miss Sandy sometimes.
Yes those days correspond to the day I have to change the litter box again.
Your dog would blend in just well in many African countries, we don't have time to bathe grown dogs here. We love them though ❤️.
Ronny Chieng gets funnier every time he airs on this show !! 😂
if ppl are this stupid to pay for such things, why are we not taking advantage of it. im already preparing my dog cars for sale soon and dog motorcycles for the harley davidson lovers out there am i right
So while poor people in this country don't know how they could survive, rich people don't know how they should waste their tax free money.
This Is America...
Dog pets know what's right and wrong when you try to make them do something wrong they will not so they are trained to do things that are wrong, by punishing them to do it that's why they have this pit bulls fighting each other.... That's terrible.
This is how it is almost all around the world. Not just the US that has this problem.
@@willphipps1563 yeah that doesn't make it better.
And no! it's not exactly like that all around the world: some countries have a working social system and some countries don't give a trillion dollar tax cut handout to the rich.
mori1bund I’m talking about it happening all around the world in third world countries! Rich people are asshats in other countries too!
@@willphipps1563 +1! Of course!
"I'm officially putting mself up for adoption to be someone's pet"
Uhh... Ronny... i don't think you know that's an actual thing people do, man... Good luck..?
It's called adoption
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Too far?
Paw-dicures 😂😂😂
I love these puns/personalizations.
So what do I have to do to adopt Ronnie Chang?
Ronny don’t disappoint 😂😂
I choked at the yoga sentence 😂
I would be happy to adopt Ronnie Chieng!
"But when i roll over on a massage table i get arrested" 😂😂😂😂
"Why are you feeding dogs $40 steaks?"
Yeah. You _could_ fixate on that. You could _also_ wonder why in the world they're feeding dogs... _fruit_ dishes. 🤔
I got bitten by a dog when I was 5. "He just want's to play" *Dog is running towards my groin* . Try to say that to a girl in a bar...
Why is there no coverage on HK when there's a huge protest going on?
i think ronny was the appropriate one to host this segment considering he literally has a fear of dogs! LOL!
These dogs eat and live better than I do!
loveeee Ronny segments hahaha
Ronnie Chang: I want to be someone's pet.
Pet Play People: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
I can explain why we pamper our pets is because unlike the olden days a lot of people aren't popping out kids anymore so we can afford to do things like this instead.
That and you can leave a puppy at home to go out if you leave a child it's neglect. There is less of responsibility with pets and with more people working to support themselves a child isn't an option but a pet can be.
And yet human trafficking is still a thing. Despite all the money these pet owners spend on an ANIMAL.
Honey no normal person should be able to drop that much money on ANY living creature, let alone a damn dog!
Pretty common in Japan too. Maybe not so lavish though. I saw a puppy being carried in a baby stroller while the baby was walking beside it.
Lol 😂 😂 😂 i lik the last yoga part
Ha soon as he said he wanted to be a pet I thought of TXT cat & dog song LOL "I just wanna be a dog". Ronny knows he loves kpop LOL
This was fantastic! 😂 lots of love from SA! 💕
Ronny Chang may be the funniest correspondent on the show
A respectful, honorable salute to the part of Ronny Chieng's face that's gone to war for our comedic freedom.
I really don't understand how someone can dislike these videos.
Idk, the 170k doghouse is a bit extra, but i would love to take my pupper for a massage and a fancy dinner. When you love your dog, you like finding new ways to make them happy. It's not like you take your dog to the spa every day. But like, on the dog's birthday or something, it seems like a really cute idea.
the dog doesn't have any fucking clue that its its birthday. you can make them happy by playing with them, letting them have lots of nice walks & bringing them new toys to chew on. Rest of the money should go to helping stray animals & the SPCA
Your dog is happiest with you, not being molested by some weirdos you hired in a strip mall. Buy them a rawhide chewy, pet them, and trim their damn nails!
"I roll over and I get arrested" funny.
If there's another incarnation for me then maannnn I want to be a rich persons dog/cat. That's the life that's most sorted!
Sometimes rich people do the wrong thing to "pamper" their pets. I saw one guy who sent his cat to acupuncture appointments (I don't remember why), his maid took video of the poor cat being punctured with needles over and over again just screaming every time. It was awful, I don't know how the case ended.
Meanwhile...
People are dying in around the world, mainly Africa. People are dying in complete War zones. People are dying just because they don't have the money to buy a medicine that many people can buy.
Just think, instead of these doghouses, people could have supported lots of poor people. North Koreans could have had a better life.
And Trump supporters be like: "We could have had that Wall."
Communist International & Co. Yeah I don’t think it’s that simple.... sure we could do more but it’s not that easy or that black and white.
@@Garsnoos you're brain dead, because it really is that simple
He is hilarious. Awesome!
Gives a whole new meaning to the British phrase “a dog’s dinner”.
Drinking game, every time Roni Chang slaps the table take a drink. Good luck!
Don't feed the poor or house the homeless, but give your dog expensive steaks and mansions, amirite?
Funny Ronnie. 😅😂🤣
My Lucky's so lucky, damn it. 🐾
In Hollywood I get to walk by homeless and hungry moms and children.
These son of birches rolling over😂😂😂
Ronny is the best to this
I cannot even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is so true though - it has gotten so out of hand, it's beyond ridiculous how people treat their pets - they're animals for goodness sake ..! I literally even feel like this unnecessary stuff they make their pets go through stresses the animals out - they just want to jump and run around the whole day, get fed and cleaned .. that's it. literally .. my goodness!! 😭😂😅
p.s. yes, I have owned pets basically 77% of my life ..
My wife has a pet. Me.
@Ted 😂lmao
And has she castrated you already? ^^
“Crazy Rich Caucasians” 😂👌
😆
I just had no idea this stuff was going on. I love animals but really?????
This has *nothing* to do with loving your animal!
Do you think they are doing their pets a favor with 40 dollar food, spa treatments and all that?
They are projecting their own lifestyle on animals, humanizing them like this is a Disney movie.
And that is just *dumb* !!!
Loving Ronny these days. Keep It up man!
Be careful what u wish for Ronny being a pet is a whole kink 🤣🤣
When they said paw-dicures I had to stop the video to take a deep breath
Omg my heart is bleeding for all the people living below the poverty line watching this.
Edit: continued watching and scratch the above. Today my lifelong dream of having A/C in my room finally came true, while dogs have been happily living in climatized mansions - that btw don't even have doors so they contributes to climate change even more?!w
I’m dying!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣
When a dogs house is better than your house
This is why it is the best show
$16 chicken breast.. the markup on that alone scares me... #whitepeople
When I roll over a spa table ... I get arrested😂😂😂😂
Haha..Ronnie is adorable!!
Good stuff!
1:34-1:46
Those dogs get better food than I do
These Dogs are living better than me wtf.
They live better than most people anywhere and at any time in history.
Your show is very popular in China ,I really want you can visit the country and you’ll have a wonderful experience.
Truth in reporting
There's ppl litertally starving and cant afford their healthcare bills
one thing i love about the trevor noah show is that everyone on it should have their own show to truly shine. like hasan minhaj did. like they deserve better than having some shitty sidetab on a big show
to be fair, if the pay is right i cant blame them for doing a piece every 3-5 weeks
I need a Ronny Chieng channel!!!
Ronnie Chen is the best
Makes the $999 iMac stand worth it...
Humanisation of pets. I'm still waiting for the humanisation of poc
They do need to get some of those things done though, like checking their paws every now and then.
TRUE and Funny 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
I've seen dog day care centers. Where you drop your dog off in the morning and go to work and come back after work and pick it up and go home like why cant you leave your dog home alone all day with water and food? It'll be alright. It wont die lol
Awesome! Very funny
When does this become Ronny’s new series?
at 0:30 I thought he was gona say wok em. (:
Were is that at?
It's not just rich people. It's such a huge trend to treat your pet like a human. The number of "dog mom" posts on Mother's Day is infuriating.
I need a "Spa Day" and a "Fine Dining". I can be practically anyone's "pet".
With a few more weeks of yoga....man I almost died.
homeless and hungry people are ignored
"...air conditioning...?" In _London?_
Yeah, the conference calling capacity is odd, but when did air conditioning become the norm in any part of England?
I wouldn't be surprised if they are marketing mostly to the USA