Ep 397 - The Heart of Straightness
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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00:00:00 - Patreoned
00:01:10 - Don't take our gas
00:03:10 - the staff bath
00:04:40 - girl dad tings
00:06:10 - DONT SMONCH YOUR KID
00:09:10 - noah = Goya
00:11:10 - pig play in the troth
00:16:10 - magic skoo puss
00:23:10 - king of good tines
00:26:10 - our daughters vs Mongolians
00:31:10 - whoa she's so bad ass I can't even
00:36:10 - da bebe
00:39:10 - glycophates and coco melon
00:41:10 - styrofoam grrr
00:45:10 - Who shot Jack - look it up
00:49:10 - happy pride :)
00:50:10 - THANKS MANSCAPED
00:53:10 - THANKS LUCY
00:55:10 - Go see shane in brea and with bert after that and elsewhere
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This podcast has the chemistry of an Xbox live lobby of your bros from 2009, best podcast around
You can almost here the Halo 3 theme in the background 🥺
@@earlyandoften THE best times
Definitely got them mid-match MW2 vibes
Only slightly less n-words
We have that now on PS. Just a bunch of dudes cracking jokes, drinking, and playing Street Fighter 5
I get the biggest serotonin rush from “it’s the wild Wild West”
I follow my gf around every day and just say it like the pod and she’s gonna leave me. it’s so funny
JIM WEST DESPERADO and U KNOW WEN NATTA
@@mistermasterful3556it’s “you don’t want nadda”
@@pcarnold9YOU don't want nadda
@@pcarnold9 pull your bird out
Favorite part of the week is when the Dawgs bless us
💯 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
🙏🫃
Fr
Id put coitus with a blonde slightly b4 but I don't totally disagree with that statement because I can tell you have above avg intellect so it must be true!
🙏
“466 children have been shot in america this year” *large smile comes across shane’s face*
“Oh shit. 10,000 suicides?”
sam hyde moment
I laughed out loud reading this comment just remembering the moment.
@@twod0peboyswhere was this quote from?🤣
@@junkbuster2521lmao what like the first 45 secs of the pod
Shane in a bed WITH the classic Walmart polo on?? I’m bout to crumb dude…
I love that "shane gillis walmart shirt" is a google autofill
I saw Shane at an Arby's and he ordered five roast beef sandwiches and ate them all in less than 5 minutes. No Arby sauce either. Just dry.
Wow dry? That's just not right man 😕
Raw doggin it?
😨
The old 5 for $5 special.
He’s a growin boy. Leave him alone
Matt and Shane’s sensual podcast.
Wild wild west
Brokeback hotel
Sensual Shane ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
brokeback motel hate crimes
comitted by hate criminals
"Was there like a bad time in Spain for something?"
"The Inquisition?"
😂
The first time I actually expected the Spanish Inquisition
Matt : “If you’re medicinally sunning your bird at a beach it should be like, dude, MYOB.”
Shane : “Yeah.”
hilarious
unit and bird are the two funniest ways to refer to a dick
Every week Matt asks same question "Have you read a book [insert title of some random book] ?" And every time answer is exactly the same.. "No".
Matt, you are the only one who reads those books. Nobody reads those books because we know you going to tell us all about it on your next episode..
I love Matt lol
The Ad reads are the best, never heard anyone unsell anything the way Shane does 🤣
This is the only pods ads that I don’t FF through
The one in The Presidents with Louis where Shane is already shamefaced and then realised they had written the ad copy using terms from the 'cast absolutely killed me
I remember Bill Burr would unsell his ads in the early years of MMP. He lost a few sponsors for just talking shit about the product and how he’d actually never use it
One minute in and we already get the dawgz in bed uncharacteristically clothed and Matt shows his piggies? HAIL PAIMON!
I’m so hard bro it’s truly a blessing. Glad Shane wore a jersey otherwise this would be anti football
I"m with ya brother, but knock it off with the Paimon junk. That's CRAP
Dude don’t say that, that’s spooky af lol no demons
…hail Paimon.
Hail the Lone Paimon!
LOOOOOL "worst hangover ever. Just coming into a room hammered and sit down on a baby in a chair" "ahhh shit"
You guys dropping this on a Monday was a life saver. Gard dawg is definitely NOT watching his p's and q's he's full on dirty boy.
I hate Gardy’s catch phrase, but I love that he has one
We could NOT have been good boys enough last week to deserve this blessing
We didn't have enough GBPs collectively
You mean mmmm good boys lmao
Just went on a days-long search for the "smonching kids" episode, found it by Christmas morning. What a merry little treat. God bless, y'all
11:30 i wish someone would make a compilation of all the times Shane dropped the ree ree, makes me crack up every fkn time
i began watching this podcast at the advent of the louie episode, my way of speaking has completely changed since then. full on Dawg transformation and family/friends are taking notice
its like hangin with the boys
@@MikeWoot65 not enough boys like this anymore. nobody wants to shotgun a budlight on a wednesday these days
@@Bumbaclartios you're a real one
I don't eat anymore, I munch
Almost 400 episodes in and Shane actually is starting to get unironic Alex Jones voice
matt’s is a lot deeper too lol
Well he's getting old and booze and smokes do that.
The episode count is fake lol. After they deleted the old testament they came back with "ep. 300" even though they were at like 100 episodes lol
the number isn't accurate lol its way less episodes lmao
They’re turning the friggin frogs gay!
Never watched "Ronin" but from what i heard, whenever someone asks you about that movie, you say these words:"That chase man, Audi s8 bro, great movie" and they will nod the head with approval.
I don't think anyone has seen it start to finish, that movie is long af, but that chase scene slaps.
Ronin was an amazing movie. All of it. and yeah, the car chases were awesome. One of deniros most underated movies.
I recommended this to my gearhead brother 3 years ago, I am 99% positive I used those exact words.
@@yourmum5895 that car chase is bananas. Crazy how good Deniro is in it then he's just a goofball in all his recent movies
i thought that was I, robot
Matt telling all of Canada they know what they have to do got a hearty laugh from me
The people of Canada and the entire developed western world know but are afraid to consciously acknowledge what is required to fix the current situation deliberately constructed by the push for Keynesian based globalization in conjunction with a certain private monetary regulatory institution (good use of language manipulation by adding "federal" to its official title) and the world's dominant intelligence apparatus which serve the oligarchs who head certain industrial complexes have inevitably led us in the present day 💣🔥🧨🔫🏦🏛🚀
We know what is required.
Given Shane's transformation into Haley Joel Osment I'm guessing the ringworm is a precursor to liver failure. Lean into it Shane, what's the worst that could happen
I see dead losers... they’re everywhere and don’t know it
When you wrote that, how much time/effort was needed to put that into the world?
@@MrNbvasquez You know like when you have to fart but it won't come out right away and you kinda have to just nudge one out? Yeah so like a little less effort than that.
I should really save this cast for work... But dammit ive been waiting forever for a hot cast!
You know a the dawgz are good when you wait and think if you want to save it for later or pig out right away
Feel u on that…
Dawg same, I was a good boy and saved it, momma would be proud.
Listen to it twice.
@@cn8586I'm doing it now 😂
Shane rocking the same polo when he was first on Rogan. Kohl’s clothes last forever.
Think I read somewhere it's from Walmart
bless the dawgz, bless the boys, bless the cast, bless Billy and spud. how great is our God
Shane is filming Crocodile Dundee 4 and we’re getting the old hungover content.
Zero complaints
466 children have been shot so far this year.....I can't believe how hysterically I laughed at such a WILD first line of the cast. Holy fuxking hell.
Don't feel too bad... to buff up those stats they take liberty with the term "kid"
I don't know what it is - your unapologetic un-PC schoolboy humour, the bit of surprisingly broad intellect thrown in, your ridiculous potato faces and accents, but my gawd, I find you guys funny as fuck. Thank you. Dont stop, please. I'm having a nervous breakdown and this shit's about all that's keeping me goin'. I just pray that god can forgive me.
Don't worry. God has a great sense of humor. The whole "be serious all the Time" thing is a strictly human endeavor.
Jesus man, nothing makes me laugh as much and as readily as this podcast. It never fails to get several actual out loud laughs from me. Love it.
When Matt takes some big swigs of that sweet H20 and kept holding the mic up 😂 that shit made me giggle pretty good
Don’t you dare talk bad about styrofoam cups. They are the only disposable cups that keep drinks cold. It’s a nonnegotiable bro.
Shane mentioning the game of my childhood, Age of Empires, warms my heart.
Age of empires. Warcraft 3. Call of duty for pc. My golden years of gaming.
@@raydawg2335 don't forget Company of Heroes
Age 2 is STILL going strong.
Shane is so hungover it’s hilarious
Shaman and Dawg, hotel bed and rompus time, this is what Narnia supposed to be
any Dawgs seeing Shane in Brea next weekend say whaddup to the door guy wit a mullet
I'll be there Saturday dude! I'll make sure to say wassup to my fellow mullet king 🤙🏽
@@CrakerzANDcl1tz GANG
Ill be there. Ill say what up from the comment section.
@@mitchellchamilton whaddddup
@@earlymorningpodcast a preposition
For British comedyheads, this is CLASSIC Eric and Ernie stuff (the bed thing) though Matt would be smoking a pipe and they'd be in PJs.
Yes my boys... we are blessed with another 🙏
Nothing like a camera facing a window of sunlight
Hey Matt, started watching the dawgs after hearing you speak on mikhaila petersons pod. i also was moved by jordans work for the better. just wanted to say thanks for sharing alot of your experience with your relationships & fuck ups in the past. it has help me see some of my short comings and im working on em. come on man. that's the good stuff. #saltlife
The Shaman-Bull energy really makes the podcast. Shane is the best comic in the world and Matt is a legit real guy who's open about his flubs and is relatable and funny.
Make your bed and for christ sake put the benzos down
Gay
super gay
Just get the surgery already
Manchester by the sea destroys me, its just the most "its ok to cry" skis movie ever created, i mean i did not cry, but its ok if i would, i didn't
I definitely believe this man did not cry
Homie didn’t cry. He said he didn’t so he didn’t
Dude for sure he didn’t..
For a ski you are allowed to cry when, and only when, you accidentally burn your children alive.
manchester by my d
Can’t wait for the paytch in the hotel bed 😂
Nothing wrong with doing a podcast in bed with a bro
Dude I laughed so damn hard when Matt said "dude , I just recently got my hat sucked off my head" bahahaha
15:27 this is the first time Shane’s ever said something that i found offensive
This is hilarious considering what Matt says 3 minutes later
Who wants to help cancel him
Taken aback by this one
Gotta Wololo Shane's Bbg after an uncouth remark like that 💔
Wololooooo
shane calling AoE a cellphone game murders me to my core
It is tho? Don't fuccin spaz on me either.
@@Big_AlMC you can't play it on mobile my guy
@@juwebles4352 I can. Scrub.
@@juwebles4352he doesnt mean it literally. It just plays like a cellphone game. I like it but yeah its cellphone tier gameplay
This podcast is a gift from the gods haha makin the days go by easy!!!
Matt is about to go full gnostic
@2:30, "there was a famous female poet who died from oven gas"
Ann Frank?
horizontal Shane under the sheets channeling that sweet, comfortable Tim Dillon energy
I feel like Shane’s voice this episode is what Phil sounds like lol
Mother of God what a blessing
Shane gets excited to sea turtles, I get excited to land ‘em 🤠
Idk if it's just from watching all the stuff island eps, but nothing makes me die laughing like an O'Connor impression.
I’ve never simultaneously disliked and enjoyed someone as much as Chris O’Connor
I haven't felt like this since 2 months in quarantine and finding Tim Dillon. the Dawgs are doing the Lords work out here 🙏
Shane upgrading the polo designs. Moving up!!!
“You gotta sun that bird, dude” 😂
Been needing this one . Bless
Dude that hotel room must fuckin stink so bad with the DAWGZ in there
Shane clowning on Will Compton's top 10 rappers had me LMAO. 😂😂😂
Matt is firing on all cylinders!!!!
Hella stimmed
god bless the skis for this flamin hot cast big up to the big kahuna and the shaman
It's a flannel!!! Lol 😆 Robin kills it again.
im finishing up dermatitis of the ween myself. be strong fellas.
Is that flaky dick salt? I think I have that
Take care of that bird, son. You don’t get another.
@@earlyandoften I’ll take my sisters new one
@@rynesiemon3836 lol
Loved Matt’s advice to sun the bird but hope he has that same energy for my lady rights to sun my clam and starfish for HEALTH
The broskis have no idea how long I've been waiting for the nappy time podcast
This helps my “ok, I’m not the Only one” on the drinking tip!
AoE 2 has a pro scene, so it turns into chess, basically.
THE SLANDER of this man. Prolly playing AI.
Who orders a SMALL pizza!?
I'd say you're doing pretty good dude if you're ordering smalls but still worried about overall consumption😂
9:40 😂😂😂 I do that with Shane once a week! 😅
That pig play visual at 11:35 had me squealing 🤣🤣
MY NEEEGASSS FEED THE ALGO
25:55 was them talking about comptons list for the ppl who wanted to see. Its 1 year today lol
Hearing the inquisition called "a bad time in spain" is hilarious
Guard dawg, I need stimed up Matt merch yesterday!
Great episode as was the last Stoner Dad's episode, that dude in the Tomb was naturally the funniest person who's ever been on any podcast in a long time.
Dude is super funny
...no one beats Murda 😐
just got broken up with this is what I needed
I’ve been binging these pods since finding these hot gems it’s going to be so weird seeing them weekly and being depraved of the DAWGZ all week
Here come the BIG D.A.W.G.Z
Dr. Aids-olph Sponge
Wicky wicky wild
Was starting to have withdrawals.. what a blessing
3:30 The Gillie Monster on The Turd's turd plus Big Chief Edibles McCusker... fax!!!
Oh no Shane is the type who says "addicting" not addictive. It just ain't right.
Dawgz in the streets. Dawgz in the sheets God is good 🙏
R-worm got the boys birds looking like extras from The Walking Dead.
Man perfect timing exactly what I need right now
That’s such a shame Gillis thing to order a popa johns pizza
I wanna go premium and get pattern just for the extras in the episode! 😂
Watching my two boys laying in the same bed, under the same covers…. Bring my heart joy
The irony of matt being like "theres not that many white rappers" while being from philly, home of Vinnie Paz (Jedi Mind Tricks)
Not even trying anymore and it's perfect
Stimmed up Matt is sort of a menace.
My Monday is saved. Thank you.
"I can't even" 😂
The worst thing about my birthday is it falls in gay pride month, it makes me hate my birthday lol
Great production fam
God bless my dawgz, every one.
Nice Manchester by the Sea reference. That movie is great.
Love these guys
I was talked into going to a pride parade with my girlfriend and sister. I left with free merchandise and was given free beers the whole time. It was a blast, I can vouche for Shane💯😂🤣
Literally added this to my favourites because of the turtle conversation.
The magic school bus part had me fu*king rolling. Lmfao.