Goggins lives near me in Brentwood TN (rich people neighborhood outside nashville) and acts like an entitled HOA president. Crazy you can run that far and do that many pull up and still be a soft rich bootlicker in your social life
@@BurnoutBushido old enough to stop wearing stupid shirts for bits. The track suit era was bad enough. Can’t wait for his hilarious balenciaga romper. Shane McSchaub
ive sent him three tribute images of how i reacted to pictures of his feet and hes never responded. too big for his britches if you ask me. Show some toe like a normal person. love his slides. id pay $50 for a macro of his heels
Shane, I’m glad to see you’re growing past the “oh fuck I need to wear only college football gear or else people will make fun of me and call me GAY” phase that lasted almost 40 years.
I love how Shane meets some of the biggest celebrities on earth and it takes up maybe 5 minutes of the pod, but he can talk for a full hour about dead civil war dudes.
The Apocalypto reference is so spot on and hilariously sweet because I just watched it recently and that very part stuck with me and made me laugh. The guy is getting his heart ripped out and it goes to the guys pov and some little fat kid is just enjoying himself watching. Looks like he should be holding an icecream cone lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am laying in a hospital bed, a couple hours away from having my first ever surgery. Getting my gallbladder removed. Kinda scared, to be honest. Thanks to the dawgz, for dropping this just in time.
Notification dawgz rise up🙏god bless all the dawgz out there. Been seein some dawgz commenting on other videos about how they’re strugglin lately. Just wanna say hang in there. The skis are endangered and we gotta look out for each other. We love you dawgz
Imagine listening to the old testament when it was releasing and then being told that Shane would one day buy a $1700 shirt. He literally spoke about being bankrupted by parking tickets and now he can spend a used car on a button up shirt. Good for Shane, he is one of the funniest people in the world and is being paid accordingly
I love how Matt says he'd rather be prometheus then pushing a Boulder. I think he forgot how he gets his liver eaten out by an eagle everyday for eternity while strapped to a rock
Total War Napoleon is just as good as Empire Total War, just way more focused and limited in scope, but with much greater attention to detail. Shane was thinking of Empire as the 'colonies' game. they're both great.
I literally said don't hide that out the back! Ofcourse your uncle found it and your cousin started crying. Don't throw rocks at trees while eating ice cream eh... all ups from here! My wife is sick
Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com
Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates
These two Patriots represent America perfectly. God bless
I love how Shane brings up that it's the current year. God emperor Trump is the man, if politics is a psyOP he's the most fun anyway.
I kinda liked green knight. Then again, i watched it blackout drunk
Another false rat tail.
Hey matt u qt
Shane showing some real growth adding a fourth shirt into his collection
He's dressed like Tyler the Creator 😂
They grow up so quickly 😢
I didn't think it was possible to top The Three 6 Mafia tee
@@nickpanacci3055gotta charge it up in the sun 😎
@@nickpanacci3055 woah now, let’s not be too crazy.. NOTHING tops the skulls
Bro meeting DJT at a UFC event wearing that Versace shirt and sitting next to Goggins the entire time sounds like a fever dream wtf
Goggins lives near me in Brentwood TN (rich people neighborhood outside nashville) and acts like an entitled HOA president. Crazy you can run that far and do that many pull up and still be a soft rich bootlicker in your social life
On this hot summer day we gather in the shade to hear the young warrior recount his latest excursions to the shaman
Young, Shane is old enough to be a grandpa, telling street jokes in the shade
@@jamesg9627he’s like 30 something lmao
This comment made my teenis stir
@@BurnoutBushido old enough to stop wearing stupid shirts for bits. The track suit era was bad enough. Can’t wait for his hilarious balenciaga romper. Shane McSchaub
@@jt9124nah shane looks handsome in his new shirt
I love how Shane is one of the most popular comedians on the planet and he's still super self-conscious of every little thing he does
He’s a real dawg. He knows no matter how successful we may be, we still deal with ourselves as our own worst critic.
As we all should be
ive sent him three tribute images of how i reacted to pictures of his feet and hes never responded. too big for his britches if you ask me. Show some toe like a normal person. love his slides. id pay $50 for a macro of his heels
A dawg is never late nor is he early. a dawg arrives exactly when he means to. Blessed it be to the boys
Amen dawg😂
“Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly made you retarded”- Shane the wise
😂
Dawgz Beware of Michael Vick
Amen dawg lmao
The simultaneous tear wipe at 43:32 is one the most beautiful things I've ever seen. The dawgs just cuttin it up
i would forfeit my entire savings to have a friend like that. things get weird as a single person after 35 yikes
I look at this cast and I say, wow… what a great cast
“A lotta tents”
“These guys….. why? Why are they living in tents?”
I look at this Dawgs comment. ..and wow... such a great comment, probably the best comment. And all i can think is what a Dawg, what a great Dawg.
@@otisfresh2719HUGE Dawg, tremendous Dawg
I walked in I said “wowww what a great cast”
When it’s a episode with just Matt and shane chilling you know it’s gonna be a great one. This episode was gold. Praise the lord.
Yeah I don't like most of the episodes with the guests. Some of them are annoying too.
@@mikebiliamanator2129only good eps are any of Francis and B.Six
The dawgs blessed us to get through these last couple hours of work today!
Real
My shift starts in 45 min
Inshallah
My brother
Im saving it for my shift tomorrow at 4:30am.
it’s been over 48 hours with no slop for the piggies. i need my donimooss
same
@@HAMlLTON uh okay 🤨
@@gelooso nah man. I need to hear the shaman bless us with his word. the Ork king is cool too
I'm in Italy feeling a bit home sick, I need a hit from the dwags
@@jazzercaster4749hope my wap dawggie is feeling better today. Much love from your yank dawggies.
The only thing I would want to see as I’m being choked unconscious, is the Big Kahuna in a Versace shirt staring into my eyes
Def "head honcho w the ladies" vibe. Shotout ween
It is so crazy how I find both Matt and Shane's stories equally compelling.
The story about the aunt’s dump was the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a podcast.
Just got into MSSP over the last month or so, and this was by far the hardest I've laughed during an episode as well haha
Our Shaman is physically morphing into Jocko Willink. 💪
Good.
It was only a matter of time.
If you stay in shape after being a dad, alot of us do.
the far right obsession with fitness is out of control!
@@kenclarke5966I heard working out increases testosterone, it’s horrible! Men are already way too aggressive.
Shane, I’m glad to see you’re growing past the “oh fuck I need to wear only college football gear or else people will make fun of me and call me GAY” phase that lasted almost 40 years.
😂
thats why shane is the king
"i felt like the fat baby from apocalypto" about a ufc fighter looking at him losing. That shit is genius.
The meat riding is crazy
@@Twigmfhave you gone on any dates recently?
@@tym5483I'll answer for him... NAWHHHHH
@@tym5483yes but they all went to the bathroom and never came back
@@jamesburke8681 What was his name?
I'm writing letters home to mom like "I think Matt and Shane were K.I.A"
I love it when you have guests on the pod, but god you can’t beat the two boys just talking shit
Lil sas and kev were the worst guests in recent history. Segura was fine. Matt and Shane together are gold
i only watch non guest episodes
Something about Shane paying $1700 for a shirt but not having money for mic stands, is absolutely hilarious
He's raking in grands and breaking in mic stands
mic stands suck for hand mics lol
@@ETHANR26 ok here if it makes you feel better. He should get whatever makes every other podcast work, without that nonsense......
@@samtavakoli6682 hand mics are cheap and useful
They make $500k a month just from patreon, he can buy what he wants, he doesnt want mic stands @@samtavakoli6682
i don’t think anyone in existence has worn Shane’s fit, salute.
Dawg this comment killed me for some reason 😂
You’ve obviously never worked construction with polish guys
This Guy Fieri's BBQ outfit
My day just got so much better. Blessed be the dawgs
Dawg nation is behind us all brother. Every day is a blessed day. Shine on bros.
“A lotta tents”
Imagining Matt running on a beach trying to get a kite to lift is making me giggle endlessly
I immediately turned on the grayscale on my phone and now it looks like Matt and Shane are on Jocko Podcast
As a Proud Mexican, boys that’s the funniest Mexican bit I’ve ever heard “rat tail” 😂😂😂
There's definitely an agent at the border with a necklace made of captured rat tails...
Me and my bros all had rat tails
Shane is actively trying at this point to get dropped by better help 😂😂
Shane finally meets celebrities I care about and skims over the stories.
That's because it's actually the celebrities you care about that get to meet Shane.
I bet they tell all about it on their podcasts 🙂
The is getting culty real fast
Saw Shane in AC this weekend, he brought out the Shaman before he went on, the DAWGZ went WILD! Great to be a patriot
Jealous. Was supposed to go to that show and had to go out of country last minute. Blessed be the dawgs
Shane is the real African with that shirt design
It's Italian 😂😂😂
Hoteps should claim Shane.
I've learned more presidential historical facts from this pod than I did my entire school career combined. 😂
Just had my gma’s funeral and now receiving blessings from the DAWGS
Stay strong dawg
Sorry for your loss G
Rip
The dawgs are with you
RIP Gramma. Hope ur ok Dawg.
The intro was incredible. Made this dawg hungry for the feast.
Matt using the predator drone kite at the beach is hilarious
“If someone’s hatin on you with the 45th president and a Versace shirt it sounds like a them problem.” 😂
7:30am here in Australia just getting the pups ready for school and the dawgs drop the hammer 🔨.
We need our slop!
Shane just met Trump, you already know this is going to be one of the best episodes ever 😊
Shane's a democrat that's actually vaxxed n defended it. #neverforget. He was a str8 dandy during covid
Lol and still wearing the same shirt 😂
@blaketurner7989 that shirt is never getting washed lol
Where's the new episode SuperStar? Two week in a row, might as well hire LeMaire
CANT WAIT for Shane’s next special.
Both Shane and Matt need to get on your mom‘s house podcast! It would be one of the best episodes ever!
The MSSP, the last bastion of true friendship in comedy
FIGHTERS OF THE NIGHTMAN!!
Proudly some of the last true genuine comics
Easily one of the highlights of my week.
@@tateflorell2751 If we're starting that list, Sam Tallent reigns
Bad Friends?
Shane giving off strong retired FBI agent vibes with that fit
I love how Shane meets some of the biggest celebrities on earth and it takes up maybe 5 minutes of the pod, but he can talk for a full hour about dead civil war dudes.
The Apocalypto reference is so spot on and hilariously sweet because I just watched it recently and that very part stuck with me and made me laugh. The guy is getting his heart ripped out and it goes to the guys pov and some little fat kid is just enjoying himself watching. Looks like he should be holding an icecream cone lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Praise be the dawgs. You have saved me from the depths of despair in the face of darkness.
Thank God for the Dawgs; didn't think I was gonna make it through the rest of the work day without a little pick me up
You would have made it. This just made it better !
@@adamgardener8624idk Adam, I was 50 feet in the air and ready to jump if the dawgs didn't come in with such a heroic save
@@ryanbrady582 go a little higher. Finish the ep. Leap. God speed friend.
If the dawgs don't address this disaster on the next ep, I'm gonna have to speak to the manager.
do you remember what you meant?
@@natecousins6264 Not at all. They probably missed an ep and I had 'disaster' locked & loaded from somewhere else.
Shane met Donnie T in that Versace I don’t think he’s ever taking it off lol
😍 I’m never washing this shirt again
@@zg9445I already washed it sorry
I am laying in a hospital bed, a couple hours away from having my first ever surgery. Getting my gallbladder removed. Kinda scared, to be honest. Thanks to the dawgz, for dropping this just in time.
UPDATE: Surgery was successful, gallbladder is out. The pain is brutal, but the painkillers are on the way.
Rest up brother
@@notbadforanoob8725Percocet for the dawgs 💯
These pre-pod vids are honestly getting better and better. God bless the dogs behind the scenes
Notification dawgz rise up🙏god bless all the dawgz out there. Been seein some dawgz commenting on other videos about how they’re strugglin lately. Just wanna say hang in there. The skis are endangered and we gotta look out for each other. We love you dawgz
Saw Napoleon a couple months ago at a screening in LA. It’s as fantastic as you would expect from Ridley and Joaquin.
I'm pumped for that film, saw the trailer yesterday. Good to hear it stacks up.
Dont f it up America.
Like Steve Martin in Pink Panther and many other examples.
I just don’t know why my close personal friends would leave me hanging like this 😢
When he said “what’s the biggest turd your torlet’s ever choked down?” I almost crashed my fucking car
i couldn’t finish the drywall i’m doing w out this, blessed be to dj kalid and his cousin shane gillis
i need my wiki wild, itz been days
Dude I literally just got home from a funeral and this is the first thing I see. Blessed be the dawgz
Sorry for your loss brother.
Lots Of Love!
Much love Dawgy. Condolences ❤
It's been 9 days dudes
Imagine listening to the old testament when it was releasing and then being told that Shane would one day buy a $1700 shirt. He literally spoke about being bankrupted by parking tickets and now he can spend a used car on a button up shirt. Good for Shane, he is one of the funniest people in the world and is being paid accordingly
Shane is becoming too powerful, the Lord is trying to tell us something.
You alright man?
@@Freddurst88 naw man, they got my princess
He’s ascending before our eyes
@@abdulg4762 to the heavens and beyond, it's a dawgie dawg world up there
Wheres the pod dawgs I'm dying out here
BRING OUT THE SLOP!!!! PIGGY HUNGRY
i’m gonna go capital if the new sode don’t drop soon
I’m gonna storm the studio
Blessed be the dawgs, thank you for Thursdays like these
38:35, my Mom called farts "foops". Perfect word
The dawgs thirst has been quenched
Tell em to bring out the whole teenis
I had a 17 hour drive from hell last week and the pod kept me sane and safe 🙏🏼😇
Never laughed so god damn hard at a pod these two are def the top dawgs
Blessed be the dawgz who howl at this bright white moon. 🐕
WHERE IS MY PODCAST IM BOUTTA GO OUT AND STILL NO MATT AND SHANE
What did the dawgs do wrong that we didn't get a podcast this week?😢
I’m so glad Shane found the glory of Khaled’s IG. I ingest his content medicinally as a self-esteem supplement.
Drunk 3 and a half hours away from home and the cast hits my phone perfect timing as usual, love yall
New ep ya bastards. Dance jesters
Tell ‘em to bring out the whole podcast !
matt casually commiting bee genocide, putting m80's in catfish gills, drowning rats.. we gotta keep an eye on this guy
Atleast he isn't squishing frogs in bags and pursuing female to male trans
Bro I get the kite fear. I fired off on my little brothers kite and I had her way up there. I was getting worried I would take down a plane.
Holy shit that audiobook Matt is listening to is wild and would make a great Gilly & Keeves sketch 😂
These fellas are the cure for whatever may ail you! God bless the Dawgs, this one was extra funny!
Hearing that Shane played any of the Total War games was sick. Dawg is truly into history
He's mentioned it a few times.. he played TW Warhammer quite a bit.
Shane’s shine is our shine, blessed be indeed Dawgs 🙏🤟
WE WANT PODCAST WE WANT PODCAST WE WANT PODCAST
another couple hours spent with my best friends in the entire world
blessed we are
I love how Matt says he'd rather be prometheus then pushing a Boulder. I think he forgot how he gets his liver eaten out by an eagle everyday for eternity while strapped to a rock
Hits us with a yeezy bar 2 min in , Shane’s firing on all cylinders today , Matt’s got the fresh buzz, this should be a good one fellas
That ad read was gold hahaha i think someone at better help dropped the ball hiring these knuckle heads hahaa
I’m about to go postal, where is my new episode!!!!!
Shane Gillis blessed Vegas with his presence, truly an amazing show, if he’s in town you MUST go see him !!
Fucker came on the one weekend ive been out of town in over 2 years (for a music fest 😅) ended up adding a second show and all
Tell ‘em to bring out the cast!
Tell 'em to bring out the whole cast!
Total War Napoleon is just as good as Empire Total War, just way more focused and limited in scope, but with much greater attention to detail. Shane was thinking of Empire as the 'colonies' game. they're both great.
This powerful display of leg musculature cracked my screen
Just got served for a lawsuit right before this uploaded.
Thanks for helping me laugh today
I literally said don't hide that out the back! Ofcourse your uncle found it and your cousin started crying. Don't throw rocks at trees while eating ice cream eh... all ups from here! My wife is sick
Boys where’s the damn episode this week
I see we came here to ask the same question
Dude!! Where's my pod????
Where’s the new fucking episode boysssssss
shout out to the dawgz for this mad assist on the procrastinating i was doing.
I have a lot to prepare for tomorrow and this is the perfect thing to initiate my chronic procrastination. Thanks dawgs
Going to ranger school on Monday dawgs so I’ll have catch up on the new episode in a few months
🫡
You got it dude.
A compilation of Matt's best laughs would be funny af. That laugh after the kite joke gave me the idea 😂😂😂
It’s time to crack a beer