Ep 438 - Full Zordon
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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0:01:00 - Walkout Songs
0:03:00 - The Evil set Spirits
0:07:50 - Southie, Tough White Place
0:17:00 - the housing Insecure
0:22:00 - Cartels
0:24:50 - Justin Pearson
0:27:00 - New Music
0:33:00 - Nut Cancer
0:35:00 - Nut Fan
0:36:00 - Matt on Ozempic
0:40:00 - 2 Drinks a day
0:43:00 - Doctors
0:47:00 - Dong Booster
0:48:00 - Eggs
0:51:00 - Daycare
0:54:00 - Talking to Kids
1:03:00 - Test Scores
1:07:00 - Pre-Patreon talk
1:08:00 - Trump at the UFC
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No. Because I am poor.
Where are Billy an spud? Worried bout my Dawgs. Also, ya gae.
Stop drinking BL’s
It's women's cooches, not men's nads.
Matt always has so much shit wrong with him lol. Prolly those dirtyass pitbulls
Untying the noose now, boy that would’ve been embarrassing. Blessed Be The Dawgs
theres always next week
Choke jerk?
Lick em' tomorrow though
So glad you didn’t bro that would be really beta ewww proper embarrassing to un alive yourself.
Omg thats dark hope you're ok
I'm really praying for a Shane dad arc. It would be the ultimate full circle for the cast
They have the be full black like matt's kids
What's the opposite of a snow bunny?
Easily the best podcast out there at the moment
War mode is genuinely better
@@SkoolNerdsbetta intros too, but if the boys combined forces it would be insane.
@@SkoolNerds real men watch War Mode
By 432 miles
Mssp 2019 = Warmode 2023. Hi Shane.
ive watched and listened to around a thousand rogan pods, discovered this and have listened to like 50 in about a month only listened to rogey like 2 or 3 times since, best pod ever.
Shanes beetlejuice impression had me in tears
at first I was like bettle juice, the movie? then i remembered spell the word" Red"
1:08:47
He said okay you’re a goon but what’s a goon to a goblin 😭😭😭 I love you guys
Yeah cuz that’s from a song right. How fun
Lil Wayne 😂I just got to that part of the pod idk why that was so funny to me lol opiates are wild
@Ray Dawg exactly?? It's fucking hilarious he stuck his head in a Uber window and screamed rhe most random lil wayne lyrics 😂😂😂
omg they quoted a random lil wayne lyric whaaat haha xD yo this podcast is fye no cap
@@LordConstrobuz Shut up Punkie
Good for Lamar Lee glad to see he's been promoted from mats chauffeur to asst executive producer
Remember when he got fired lol
protect Lemaire at all costs!
I’ve had a rough week fellas, but I took a toke for the first time in two weeks, went to youtube, and bam, another blessing from the shaman and the young bull. Blessed be. Another timely gift from the divine
I’m playing flute music in your honor. Thanks for your service.
edit: to the Dawgz
A Christmas miracle?
@@Mr.Meeseeks024 A Christmas Miracle 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Blessed be the dawgz
@@AndySalinger33 catch me outside, how bout dat?
Knowing that Matt is powered by a micro dose every cast makes it a million times funnier
Nah 23
23 mics?
@@TheTrueChuckNorris views chank
Dark chocolate
I have never run into anyone that had shrooms, and I'm in my mid 40s and am no stranger to drugs. I guess they're just hard to get in the Mid-Atlantic. Aren't they legal in Oregon? I'll have to make a trip out there sometime. I'd like to try them at least once.
If Matt made a Pangea tee shirt merch I would cop immediately.
💯
Absolutely
Matt is sleeping on a potential merch empire 😂
He really thinks this Pangea shit is a game to us.
Definitely
The Dawgz are blessed it is another Good Friday 🙏
Lent is over woohoo
Ortho bro?
Like 2 in a row???
You nailed it. We're lucky. We didn't deserve this so soon.
Fortuna's wealth spreads far and wide my brother, her blessing be upon you through this pod today.
I'm at the lowest point of my life and I swear this podcast is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Stay strong brother ✌️
im with ya man but im seein shane live tonight and its keepin me goin. stay strong brotherman
Indiana strong 🏋️
Keep your head up, and your eyes open, Chuck.
Life sucks keep your head held hi brother
We’ve been blessed. I just got final approval on my house loan and THIS SENT ME. Couldn’t have had a better day.
Dude, congratulations! That’s a great feeling! best of luck at the new digs, dawgs!
Not as big but just got a whole bunch of free weed and an extra big ass paycheck, right after all the shit I got my wife came in the mail. She's happy, I'm happy. This pod was foreshadowed in my dreams and manifested in my day. Blessings of Fortuna are upon us 🙏
@@Breathe4you. that’s beautiful. Blessings to us all! 🙏🏻
damn!!! you know how sticky it get
What about when the US economy tanks though?
This couldn’t have released at a better time
Your life is fucked rn too?
Two days ago would've been great
Perfect
@@zachshockley508 inshallah
Amen
Blunt, bean bag chair, balcony, & the Bawgz. Ballin’.
Ok you're a boon but what's a boon to a boblin
Blessed be the DAWGZ! I owe a debt of gratitude to both The Bull and The Shaman for lifting me up on this beautiful Friday afternoon.
that’s what’s up. you a SUPA gremlin.
1:08:46 that Beetlejuice impression is fantastic
I was never more sad than when Wednesday met Thursday with no new episode.. The saints wept with me that day. But, light on high gifts us today.
Rejoice dawgs
Just listen to the mssp Old Testament bro
I think u meant "Bud Light on high gifts us today" 🤣 Either way, new or old eps, MSSP is always something to rejoice
When Matt said ”okay your a goon but whose a goon to a goblin “ I almost pooped my pants 😂😂😂
I poo'd a little
You guys make my programming job so nice. Thanks a bunch fellow dawgs
“This is democracy manifest” reference was top tier
RIP to a legend 😢
God bless the Dawgz on this fine day.
And also with you
Agreed. Today is a great day…hopefully the following days will be the same.
Have you heard the good news? The Dawgs have blessed us with their presence once again. Hallelujah brothers 🙏
Blessed be the dawgs this Friday afternoon
Blessed be the dawgz
This is An amazing cast ! As an addict in recovery from heroin myself I’ll tell you this; Matt and Shane both have valid ass opinions and solid stance on the issue even joking about it by anyone else would normally bother me and it doesn’t even faze me when they bring it up 💯 selfish reason but it’s another one why I love the cast man! Please keep making this shit !
Happy Friday to all my big dogs ❤
And Lil dawgz 🔴 we don’t discriminate here. (Unless you gayboi)
Stop drinking BL’s
The crown jewel of podcasting, thank you gentlemen
The will to unalive myself has diminished, blessed be the Dawgs
I feel that.
Shane called "Gran Torino" with Clint Eastwood "Gran Turismo" LOL
Sitting in the best bar in Southport NC, straight chillin,
Just finished up the first week at the best job I ever had.
WOOOOOO FUCK YEA LETS PARTY BOYS
HOTTEST CAST IN MONTHS DROPS THE BOYS ARE BACK WOOO IM DRUNK
Nice
I'm profoundly happy for you man that rules
That’s cool but, you’re listening to a cast at a bar???
@Brett Thornell what do you want him to do waste a good buzz listening to dumb girls
Good shit buddy!!
Getting to listen to these 2 goof balls josh around for a few hours each week is pretty sweet.
I like matt and shane's secret podcast
I as well am a fan
Hey that's what's up
it's pretty good
I, too, am fond of matt and shane’s secret podcast.
I agree with you, Harry Morris.
Appreciate the dawgz uploading at the best times. Thanks for getting me thru the work week fellas
I sometimes wonder if they should add billy or spud alternating full time or at least 1 time a month
Fr the chemistry is incredible, life long pals/brothers/shamans. It can’t be beat
More Spud
Spud is King
True but tbh it's nice to just have the og dawgz
If there is a guest we request war mode or TAFS
Matt has to be in charge of these intros. Pure, unadulterated madness. Thank you
What song plays after park ya cars?
@@mdnucklehead1540 Shipping up to Boston - Dropkick Murphies
@@ruud4359 Godspeed my brother
Bless up dawgz, it's the freakin' weekend and we bout so have us some fun
🎶It's Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday🎶
By Touching grass?
ive been laughing at "no way, it gives you sweet nuts dude" for about 4 hours. it just keeps coming back into my head
Praise be to the Kangz Matt and Shane for another generous offering to the Dawgz
I'm so fricking thankful I found this community every-time I'm having a bad day I go to the comments n man seeing the support for the dawgs whom struggle with life always brings a smile to my face makes me feel like im not the only dawg thank y'all for making this podcast and thank y'all for being such an awesome community blessing to all the dawgs out there
It's finally in the 70s in Buffalo NY and this just dropped. Chillin on my porch with a cold one laughing with the broooos. Happy friday🍻
@@AbhorrentYT yeasirrr!! BILLSMAFIA 👏👏
This era of the pod is electric
Just found out I got bone cancer and this makes my day dawgs
sucks man. stay positive. God’s in charge. 🙏🏻🕊️
Sorry to hear dawg.
start microdosing
Every week some sickly dog is howling. Stay away from the vet n go out like a man
Your time in the lower dimensions may be cut short, when you enter the higher dimensions that won't matter to you a bit. The separation from your senses of the mortal coil is pure ecstacy and bliss. Hard to describe how good when consciousness is all we know for reference. Time is no longer linear, it is all at once. You won't long to be back at a certain time or place with anyone or thing you left behind, because the connection you have with everything in the universe is even stronger than the deepest love or the richest treasure's, for you would be comparing how 1 thing made you feel to everything. You become one with the universe.
Watched Shane's new special a couple times and finally came to the podcast. Definitely my new favorite pod between this and We Might Be Drunk. I've watched 5 episodes straight and holy shit you guys are hilarious together. Just straight up unapologetic comedy 💯
Prayers for Lemaire getting past his major pain PTSD
Real talk
Stop drinking BL’s
@@getalifeloser-y4s yeah they turning the kids gay
Oh lord not another fat attack. God be with you lemaire
Cop daddy leaving marks
I need this podcast. Please don't stop!!!
I love when Shane drops a Hooverville reference and brings me right back to social studies in middle schools. Love the historical references to no end
Fresh cast
Seeing Shane tonight after work
How good is our God?
dude. you’re gonna have the greatest night ever. Vogue theatre, baby. Wish I was there. Praise the Lord for it! 🙏🏻
Edit: I swear I assumed you were a dude. If I’d have first looked at your name first, I’d not have said “baby”, honey. No offense intended. Lol Do have a fun night! I thought deleting it was the way of the coward. I edited it like a proper gentleman. That should count for something. We serve a mighty God.
Chill chill chill
@Andy Trullinger Thank you for the kind words, my brother in Christ! I'm so excited. I'm in the front row solo and I'm actually a dude lmao. My username is inspired by a femcel news anchor who shot herself on TV. Have a great weekend!!
same! wooooo
Just in the middle of listening to Q+ for the 100th time,and this comes on,blessed Friday dawgz
A man of culture
Can I ask what Q+ is 😂
@Gordon745 episode 26 or 27 of the old testament
Bro Q+ is fucking amazing
@@ihategarydiamond I miss the hotcast days,ripping cideys
Shane bringing up the democracy manifest guy is amazing
Once again we are blessed by the dawgs 🙏
I’ve been having the roughest day, the dawgs are at my aid 🎉
Take it easy bro
Horrible day and needed this bigly. Praises to the gods. Boys keeping me going.
Baby child you got this! Keep pushing.
Andrew, you’re in the Andrew club and you have an obligation to get up out of that funk and be the joyful Andrew God made you to be! Do it boy! This could be your best weekend ever. 🙏🏻🕊️
Stay blesssed brother
bigly
Riding in the Hokas, reclined on pillows and silk blankets; the Shaman truly is the king of comfort.
The Lords of Comedy are back again😂
I still don't understand how so much funny comes out of Central PA
Dude, zombie walking past homeless drug addicts is the truest thing I've heard. Don't look em in the eyes or you're done.
Praise be! That intro was off the chain.
You're goddamn right
Got off work and this is what I see. God bless the dawgz!
A Friday drop? Nice!
The heroin addicts talking like smooth jazz musicians had me dying
Thank God for bringing me a new MSSP since I just finished watching every episode last night. Bless the Dawgz!
I have exactly this much time left in my workshift, the shaman at it again
At the bar. Just me. Having a pitcher of blue moon and some mini corn dogs with fry sauce. Bars pretty empty. The bull and shaman drop a pod. Life’s good
The dawgs on a Friday afternoon to cap off my work week. Great way to roll into weekend mode!!
I’m way better at being a parent than my wife, she’s alright, but I’m so much more patient and a player. Most of the time im having more fun than my kids building stuff for them play with it mostly destroy like Godzilla for my overreact they find funny. My knees are going bad fast because of it, but I think it helps them more than anything. I wish I had the attention and love I give my kids, and I look at other parents and just know most are like them.
The Patron Saints of Patreon, lesgo 🔥
It’s about 95 on a roof in Chicago all sun no clouds first day of summer here in chicsgo for Mexican that works on roofs this episode is a blessing Thaks Gordo’s
This literally made my day! Thx dawgs!
I was hoping he wouldn’t correct “Gran Turismo” lol
Alhamdulilah the DAWGZ are back ! 😎☝️
Inshallah
Translate to English Lmfao
It’s 4:44pm, just woke up from a siesta to see the dawgs are up, what a tiiime🍻
Blessed day, praise roggies and the bros. Inform the boys another banger has arrived
ALL HAIL SAINT ROGGIES
Lol Saint Roggies
“Roggies” rhymes with “doggies”.
“Rogies” rhymes with “bogeys”
22:46 Thank you so much for fixing that pillow, I'm so high it was only thing I was focusing on until you put it in its place
Shane looks more like John candy every week
“Dead In Rubble” is quite possibly the greatest black metal band name ever
Dawgz rejoice! For the time of the new cast is upon us!
It’s so crazy that we started listening to this back when they were shitting on other open mics and within 7 years they’re the number one podcast on the planet. It goes to show, if you’re funny and you meet your soul mate, anything is possible. Sodtaoe. Shout out the raven.
I'm sick as a dog and I laughed when he said he came out to that NBC-NBA song!
I know it very well.😂
Joe just called Shane one of the greatest comedians alive on his pod the other day our boy is ascendingggg
To be fair he says that about every other comedian. And fighter. And speaker
One of the best of their newer episodes! The homeless bit 10 minutes had me 💀 🤣 😂 😭
Boys, we are BLESSED 🙏🏻
i love when shane comes out to roundball rock. me and my brother caught it in milwaukee and are still talking about it
This podcast is my religion, Shane the Prophet and Matt the Shaman
I can feel my conciousness ascending easily over 300 after feasting my eyes on the dawgs
Came home from work really depressed today, really thinking about ending it. Happy to have this to exit reality for a little longer
Don’t do it, better days will come ❤️
everything will get better
Yooooo!! Dont do it dawg
Best advice i ever got was "you never know what happens tomorrow, youve gotten this far so another day is almost nothing. So why risk it?" My mother told me that when i was in a psych ward maybe thats why it means so much to me but it made me feel stronger and appreciate what ive already survived. Be good brother we'll see you tomorrow!
@@sethhoman7849 great advice
i find myself rewatching these because when i see mssp drop ik i’m in good hands and i pop my 4 percs by the time we’re a half hour in, im sleep and gotta watch it again
Get off those percs
18:43 Hooverville. I appreciate Shane casually dropping history trivia so much.
McCuskers calves lookin like he mows an acre lawn in 8.5seconds
No you don't want nada* gets me hard every time😂
First real warm day of the year. Got outta work at 2 and picked up some burgers and shrimp and potatoes and veggies to grill up and a 30 rack of BLs. Hung out with a few good friends and now I’m drunk making chicken nuggets and I notice a new cast is upon us. Hallelujah.
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gran torino takes place in detroit shane. i’ll let it slide this time i can’t guarantee i’ll let you off as easy next time
Blessed be the Dawgs
Listening to a book on WW2 at night while scratching my itchy gooch like the big dawg himself, living the blessed life.
Praise allah I’m so bored at work. Blessings to the dawgs
34:33 the synchronized leg zoomies mean a lot bros
Seeing the big dawg tomorrow. Amazing pregame material 🙏
Lucky. I missed him Nashville and haven’t forgiven myself
@@bmthornell on new years? man i missed that to.
@@reabsorb yep. I was pissed
That beetle juice moment got me teared up laughing
Matt's fake leg is looking great. But it ain't fooling me