MSSP - Shane Gillis On Border Control
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 117 35 83 84
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"Building a wall gives us the best ones" is the best take on immigration ive ever heard.
They’re either coming in legally or their Olympic pole vaulters. Win win.
Most illegals immigrants are visa overstayers. Including elon musk
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 lol
Make the rio grande the new Panama canal
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116also the third option, walking in where there's not a wall.
Shane as a border patrol agent would be the best thing to ever happen to tv/cinema
"¿Puedo cruzar la frontera?"
"Nuh uh"
The new supper troopers
@@kylealexander3517I would die to see Shane in a super troopersesque movie
We to get some bright nyu or emerson student on it
The closest is hulus border town, mildy funny
“El chapo looks like a drywall foreman” fucking LOL
So accurate
@user-jc8ez9iw2jnot a single person read that
@@TheMiist yes many did, why bother replying just to be an asshole?
@user-jc8ez9iw2jwtf are you yapping about
@user-jc8ez9iw2j No, your friend and his dad are invaders .They didn't come legally. They broke the law and now you want to reward the entire family with citizenship? WTF is wrong with you?
As a certified “Latd” I can say, there’s no way a pair of gator skin cowboy boots and an affliction t-shirt placed inside a snare, wouldn’t work
You had me in the first half not gon lie 😂😂😂😂
What about a cooler labeled "tamales $1"
pointy zapatos
I thought the picture was Kyle Rittenhouse
Damn he does look similar on this picture
@@wodidos It's the downy eyes, lmao
Lol
@@yan6434that tard could shoot though, that’s for sure!
You see Kyle?
Angel is the name of the guy who murdered em...
1 minute in and im dyin
Talking about raping ; "Lad's gonna lad" lol
"If i ever complained when i was a kid my mom just told me to offer it up to Jesus" -Matt
Touché
Praise to the Angel Mommies
Hey hey and daddies
US Service members moms who kids bit the bullet are called " Gold Star Moms " lol
What
That’s fucked lmao
Now I get why my "gold star medic" bit was taken so well 😂
Bites za dusto
Just the mention of gold star families while I was in just filled me with deep sadness
That mario joke is pure gold, im sure shane could turn that into a hilarious bit.. if he hasnt already
Chapo being super Mario is fucking incredible 😂😂😂 collecting coins and escaping through pipes 😅😂
The El Chapo joke was gold
Not even 10 seconds in… *“I got keef on my eyes”*
Where’s the gabagool?!
I was wondering if that's what he said
it is indeed, lmao. I love Matt.
@@Michael_Hunt you sound like you’re upset
That would be sick to have a heavily fortified southern border filled with physical and mental challenges, and give citizenship to anyone who could make it all the way through
Honestly would be a better process then what we have now. “You’ve passed the obstacle course and the practical examination. Welcome to America.”
@@FULLMETALCOUCHwelcome to New York City here’s a gun
@@zzzzz45zzzzz79 The United states of homosexuality
Rather have gator pits, gun turrets and mine fields....
@ThroneOfDespair honestly I wish the European invaders would just go back where they came from
Thanks for everything you do Peepop, you’re one of the legendary dawgs fr
Woof to Peepop. 🐶
Man, I can't find friend so these little talks really makes it feel like I am sitting with my cousins/friends again.
I hate life right now, like REALLY hate life and living right now, every laugh matters. Haven't smiled or felt joy in three day, the stupid laughs on angels Dad's got me. Thank you.
That Chapo joke is way too funny.
Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌
"We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims, oh they're so good, oh they're so sweet"
that's why he keeps escaping through the pipes 🤣🤣
The lads you speak off. Piss on their own country, how much respect do you think they will have for yours.
Bad hombres
Lol you'll be fine.
RIP Laken Riley
did you mean University of South California’s Head Coach Lincoln Riley
Laken*
@@mattmarzula *Lincoln
@@mattmarzulanah man Biden said it was USC head coach Lincoln Riley
@@matthewroca2716no the white girl murdered by a feral
He looks like Mario, that why he be escaping prison through pipes. Bloop,bloop,bloop😅
For real tho the El Choppo Mario comparison is scholarly.
The worst Pizza place I've ever been to was called Goodfellas Pizza in Bayone New Jersey. It was so bad we believed it to be a front for a drug operation 😂
in Bayone ? 100%
Lmaoo the place that Dave Portnoy got kicked out of was a Goodfellas
It was
In contrast, Godfather's all you can eat lunch buffet was the sh!t when I was in high school
Shane vs. Dairy Queen should be on the card with Tyson /Jake Paul fight
peepop stays blessing the dawgz
The country was built for us and by us. It should serve our people and their intereste. No joke.
Would you be OK with America's new slogan being "FUBU"?
Was built by immigrants lol
@@scbs7768 white ones
@@christiankoll1528who is us?
@thisfooreallysaid well I think the person who's comment this is posted under was inferring "us" as the descendants of the European settlers and thier slaves. I think that's pretty short-sighted and misses the point of what America is today, so I made a dumb reply.
feeling anxious today but peepop and the dawgs keep me grounded ❤
Stop thinking, go do something
I'm with you completely
Rise up dawg, action is the solution to anxiety. You can do it. 💪
Thanks peepop
If your culture was oppressed, your just telling people your ancestors where weak.
What lmao where tf did this come from, buddys all hopped up on deli cuts and monster energy just thinking about the colors all day dawg
In that case it looks like your ancestors flunked grammar and spelling
Spelling aside, you ain't all wrong
Aren't conservatives crying about their culture being oppressed constantly? Why you weak bro
did your wife's boon boyfriend make you comment this?@@alwaysplay13
To hear Shane mention my town (Poughkeepsie NY) is awesome
Eye Laddy 😂😂😂😂 definitely need more " Good Lads "
I was dying laughing at the angel daddy 😂
On a typical day in 1844, the average adult Irishman ate about 13 pounds of potatoes. At five potatoes to the pound, that’s 65 potatoes a day. The average for all men, women, and children was a more modest 9 pounds, or 45 potatoes.
That sounds unsustainable from the get go. No wonder there was a famish.
Daily? You mean weekly? Or
bi-weekly?
@@FirstLast-gk6lg Nope, it does sound crazy, but I did more googling and keep coming across similar figures. Potatoes were about 90% of their total diet as they grew abundantly there and just about nothing else did. That was why the potato blight/famine was so ruinous for Ireland - they had virtually all their eggs (potatoes) in one basket.
One news article wrote that:
"Male labourers ate 6.5kg of potatoes every day, women and teenagers 5.1kg, and children 2.2kg... In pre-famine Ireland men were consuming 5,500 calories a day, women and teenagers more than 4,000 and children almost 2,000... poor and working class Irish people were very physically active, burning between 4,000 and 6,000 calories a day on manual labour such as farming, digging ditches, labouring and vigorous housework."
@dildswagginz3408 bro I don't doubt the research and sources... but... just imagine 6.5kg of potatoes lol like wtf holy shit how tf do you eat that much potato. I love potatoes as much as anyone but christ that's like 14lb of potatoes
@@FirstLast-gk6lg Agreed, must have been pretty miserable, like an outer circle of hell just eating bland boiled potatoes day after day, year after year lol
Looks like a drywall Forman 😂😂😂
Feels like something I'd see from a Shane sketch. Him as a border agent.
Blessed is the Peepop
Thanks for the new screensaver
They need to do it right and wait like me and my fiance had to.
You married a squatemalan? Gross
Top tier lad, we've got the best lads, I saw this lad and said WOW what a lad...
wow these guys are out of the loop on this topic
What’s in the loop to you?
It's from a few different episodes, and I wish they were listed so we could see the dates. These guys have evolved on most ideas, like a lot of people over the past decade, and you can track it depending on the date.
Shane is spot on! They need to make it easier to get citizenship. But we don't want people coming in illegally. We want them to be legal and pay taxes like everyone else.
I've been saying this forever. But the lizard people make it like this on purpose because they don't want an actual solution that works for everyone. Divide and conquer works much better
Lot of them do pay taxes. The IRS tax everybody it can. Saw mexicans and Chinese people using some special number to pay taxes. No ssn, but they still paid like the rest of us.
Thanks Peepop!
I love Matt’s “they’re just f*cken lads”
lads gonna lad bro
Lmaoo American Immigrant Ninja Warrior, they have to run up the warped border wall and press the buzzer to get citozenship
this guys laugh exactly like Beavis & Butthead
Before Britain got the India, India was divided up by a bunch of warlords and constantly at war.
Merit Based Immigration is the Rule of Law. There is not enough land for random lads.
Everything in this pod I’m 100% here for and agree with whilst laughing my A off
Hey you're pretty cute, are you gay?
“I got keif on my eyes” beautiful start im 3 seconds in
Where can we watch shane on the immigrant podcast. Cant find it. 20:10
All the Latins are going back.
Let me guess, you're black and racist.
Matt reads “an article” and makes the rest of the story up.
Lol truth
Shane's killing it with these.
I never heard of Shane Gillis til about 3 days ago when these history videos started popping up
Trump didn’t start calling them that… lol.
They have been called that for nearly two decades.
So trump just made everyone else aware of the cringe?
7:00 Turns from "Hand up your a$$" sound effects to sound border policy on a dime.
The fucking el chapo mario bit😂😂 ”dudududu” :DD
Peepop my dude, there's another Viet/Thai channel nicking your vids. This one is called MIA. Just a heads up.
I still don’t believe that Shane doesn’t have Downe’s syndrome…
I’m so gay guys
Ohhhh.. we know lol
Nick Mullen sucks
All good dude, avoid Alabama, the Middle East and Asian parents and you’re golden
fuck yeah dude
I own a Super Chapo Brothers hat with him as Mario in that iconic crossed arms arrest photo
A few too many Swipers, not that many Dora's. Diego's already been on a site for weeks.
I don’t look at the news anymore I just wait for Shane
The problem is that a lot of the anti-immigration people don't want them coming legally either. They make it so hard to immigrate here on purpose.
Shane’s good vs. bad actors estimates are insanely generous.
Funny thing is Trump Sr hired Roy Cohn to educate Donald on how to handle politics and the media.
Roy Cohn was the protegee student of Joseph McCarthy.
Senator McCarthy had many notable nicknames for rivals, and many of his signature antics are seen in Trump's character.
I believe that the name of the goup angel moms
I heard an interview from a dispensary worker that kief can really mess your eyes up. Theyre like microscopic razors.
The fuck? I've never heard or experienced this, but I guess I can see how that would be a problem.. is it like the crystals or the actual plant matter itself?
@@intruative the guy said crystals. I can't link it but it was Soft White Underbelly with the dispensary worker.
@@ryanarborist new fear unlocked 😭
Be handling that grinder a bit more carefully now 😂
No, they're not. They're still going to irritate your eyes but it's not as if it's causing any micro lacerations like you'd expect to see from any material with small razor like particles such as obsidian glass powder or perlite dust.
Banger clip Mr. Peepop
Soldiers who die over seas there families are called gold star families
Big wall 🧱 BIG ASS GUNS!
95% of all the illegal entry of ppl n drugs go through at legal ports of entry.
Gotta make it like american ninja warrior
Just do land mines. Would be so fun to go watch
@@JdmgjnFjahgks if youre so horny to murder children just keep payin voting republican.
@@JdmgjnFjahgksAlligators with lasers
5:05 shout out my shithole hometown
The background is the Border Wall at Sunland Park New Mexico kinda cool to see it on a Shane Gillis Video lol
Illegal, the word they always seem to leave out is illegal.
Hear me out, matt and shane as highway patrol officers
I always thought angel moms was a term for mothers thay lost their babies or had miscarriages
Peepop saves the day.
Matt compairing houses to countries so confidently is hilarious 😂
Praise be the dawgz
The funniest joke in this thing was seeing Irish people considering themselves as White lmao
You can consider yourself whatever you want its not the 1800s move on
@@BaroldBarreler what’s the difference between then and now besides pure political opportunism?
@@DiscountMilk007 the real question is what's your point? Go pull strings about the opportunists that are running society. Irish aren't this American ideal of white thats half true, move on as I assume you're an American with this chip on your shoulder saying what race can say what? Life in its self is an opportunity so take this one to ponder some new takes.
Ignorance truly is the problem. People feel so certain and spend zero time looking at the issues. So every country in South America emptied their prisons and mental institutions in the last two or three years and sent them here. It's probably not just a random 50/50 blend of normal people. Maybe in the past it was but in the last 4 years it is factually untrue.
Fixing the problem would require giving amnesty to millions and stop Americas anchor baby policy.
Deport instead of amnesty
ICE Special Agent Gillis
There is already a wall....lmfao
Angel moms? Totally out of context 😂
I fucking slammed my head real hard and got a concussion, I went to an urgent care and they told me my eggs were scrambled. Now I cant smell anything. Its been like 5 years and I cant smell anything.
Have you tried sticking your nose up your ass and taking a good shnort?
Is there something wrong with calling murdered children angels? What?
You're an angel mom, here are some gold sneakers...2024.
Dude, Angel Dad was fierce.
7:00 MY FAMILY HAS BIN TRYING TO "come in legally" FOR THREE GENERATIONS!!!! ITS BIN OVER 50 YEARS!!!! AND ONLY NOW THEY THEY ARE EVEN TALKING TO US!!! MY GRANDPARENTS STARTED THIS PROCESS DIED NOW MY DAD IS DOING IT NOW HES DYING NOW ME?! FUCK YOU I WANNA LEAVE BUT MY PARENTS WONT LET ME IM STUCK!!!
Thing is, if you had a choice between being a slave and an indentured servant, you always had it better as a slave.... Because the man who owns his slave, treats him as an asset, kind of like a working dog and he doesn't want to work his asset to death or his asset is worthless.
A good slave was actually quite expensive to buy and valuable to own
.
An indentured servant on the other hand, is working to pay off a debt and once the debt is cleared, he's a free man and no longer of any value to the slave owner.
So the indentured servants always got the worst work and would get worked to death, because that's the beat way to maximise the value of ownership of the man.
It's a fascinating thing to dive into and Thomas Sowell goes into it in his masterpiece of a book Conquests and Cultures.
But just to be clear, i think being a slave was an indescribable thing and owning human beings is wrong.
If slaves are your propety can't you do whatever you want to them? Just like it wouldn't make sense to break your glass but if you wanted to you can whatever way you want.
Thomas sowel? Black conservative scholars Candace Owens and Kanye also got some cool takes too
@@andrewtregoningthere's no way you just unironically sourced candance owen's, thomas sowell and kanye lmao.
I'm not sure what your values are but surely you wouldn't prefer a lifetime of being owned by someone as opposed to being free after 5 or 6 years of hard labor.
Indentured servants weren't worked to death, it was a simple transaction of an individual working off his or her debt. Slaves were worked till they finally died and then so were their children.
Also indentured servants were still citizens with rights, if they were pushed to hard they could (and did) take legal action. As slave you and your family would have been at the mercy of whoever owned you.
I’m gay
Can we please build an American Latin Ninja Warrior course on the border?
We need a border so damn bad
Anyone got a link to that pod hes talking about😊
Gotta love Shane trying to rein in Matt …
10:05 God father’s pizza was owned by Herman Cain 😂 a black republican presidential candidate.
Everyone's rapin ... lmao
blessed
ANGEL DAD! LMAO