Matt the dude never said opiates make things more interesting. He said they gave him energy the opposite effect they typically have. He got railroaded by the attorney general. I watched the whole trial he didn’t do ittttttttt!!!!!!
"can you molest in self-defense" may be the hardest I've ever laughed at Matt. My God. And then when Francis talks about applying at the CIA and never getting an interview and Matt says "that happened to me too... At Walmart."
Matt’s story at 49:00 min had me gasping for air, cry laughing!!! That is one of the craziest choices of all time, the look on Francis face was perfect, just pure shell shock 😂💀
@@charismatic9467 what are you 12? If you’re a grown man using “mid” you need to reevaluate your entire existence. Ironically you are the complete opposite of charismatic lol
Also 49:00 that "wait, what?" Shane does every time Matt admits to doing something wild. Last week, it was when Matt told everyone he says "good morning boys" to his cells.
@Dehydrated Oddish I believe it's nerve damage in my lower back. I can't walk on my own and the CT scan, x ray, and MRI haven't shown any results they say. They're definitely getting their money though, taking a loan or tomorrow just for the $2000 copay.
51:57. Literally just snorted an honest kids juice box juice into my nose from laughing so GD hard while sipping this fine beverage. LOL "That was INSANE" 😂
*Literally grew up with a red headed friend named Kyle acted just like kyle from south park I remember when south park aired the no soul ginger episode the whole time he was like it's not funny straight faced and angry lmaoo made the episode so much better*
While I’m not Jewtastic I am a ginger and reacted the same way the first time I saw it in middle school. A week later I smoked for the first time, rewatched it and was crying laughing 😂
Proud of you boys. I remember first listening when you were getting 2,000-5000 views and now to see how far the cast has come and how far you two have come is so cool. Keep ‘em comin!
Francis always looks like he’s northeast old money cozy. In my minds he’s always on a leather French club chair in a dark hardwood paneled room in front of a fireplace.
Went to Shanes show in Des Moines on Saturday. Spent 30 minutes in the beer line with the Dawgs. Cry laughed the majority of the show. Classic Shane M. Gillis type material was on display.
I was in deep meditation. Contemplating the 7 principles of the cosmos....and I decided to transmute my will into matter.... And thus A blessing for you all....the Boys
I know this was just posted, but I couldn't help notice that if you skip randomly around the video, Francis Ellis is in a different position every time
Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/live
Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/
Go see Big Frank @ www.francisellis.com/shows
O Mighty shaman.
see you in austin you silly goose you.
Matt the dude never said opiates make things more interesting. He said they gave him energy the opposite effect they typically have. He got railroaded by the attorney general. I watched the whole trial he didn’t do ittttttttt!!!!!!
The production is on point, i love the computer sounds.
Just bought tickets for your Charleston coliseum show in may can’t wait
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Francis is like a CIA handler who comes to check on Matt every once in a while
Yes
Just like that
Gotta keep tabs on the dawg
Getting ideas for MK Ultra 2.0, dreaming of a worldwide network of sleeper cells harnessing the power of Fortuna within 12 hours on command
Matt is one of the successes of MK ULTRA
"can you molest in self-defense" may be the hardest I've ever laughed at Matt. My God. And then when Francis talks about applying at the CIA and never getting an interview and Matt says "that happened to me too... At Walmart."
🤣
The Walmart line was a laser zing
I started watching for shane but Matt is just as funny and talkative
“Did you have any gadgets on you when you applied?” 😂
Baduh dum dum dum
I sensed a calmness ripple through the fabric of reality. Blessed be our dawgs. God be praised.
Lmao - best comment!
At precisely 132 htz the same ripple that appears on sand or water
436 htz to the lord
PTL AND ONLY USE THE DARK ARTS FOR GOOD
Siuuuuuuuuu
I love how Matt talks about how he has a "dangerous air" when he kept getting mugged as a drug dealer for being too nice and trusting.
🤣
Dudes a psychic warrior
That's pretty dangerous 🤣
It's hilarious 😂
It’s because of those encounters his aura has developed.
The prophets have returned with another sermon. Blessed be the Dawgz.
Ugh cringe
Blessed be thine Dawgs
🙏AMEN🙏ON🙏HIGH🙏
@@funnydonor9484 I don't think this pods for you dude
@@JohnDoe69986 hath spoken. Hosannah on highest, the dawgz blessed be.
"Yeah I gotta pump too" is absolutely insane and hilarious.
"Were you in a fender bender? I'm gonna shoot my son in the head" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
Time stamp
@Thomas Mitchell I'm listening to the whole pod again just for you. Some might call me a hero, and they'd be right.
35:50
i love how everytime i read these comments, i hear it like a few seconds after.
@@scottdean3288 thank you for doing the lords work
Watching this on my phone, fresh out of the shower after a 12 hour shift, eating Doritos out of a coffee filter. Life is good
King
Doritos out of a coffee filter?! Visionary. Propose this for _Look at Dish_ so Stuff Island's Tommy Pope can gourmet it up with wop magic
eating m&m's out of a coffee filter right now. contemplating life
No one should give a shit but no one should be exposing others to such insignificant nonsense. We are all doomed
You're a single guy are ya?
No way, I was unprepared to commune with the dawgs lemme put my big boy pants on
Don't forget your Jeff cap
Real dawgs wear robes and track suits, not merely pants
Matt's pumping story had me howling
Most sane thing Matt has ever done 😂
Have Never laughed louder alone in my apartment in my life
That shit was fucking hilarious ... one pump and your gay forever lol
He needs a malkin' machine himself. Get you glug on homey! 🍼
“I’m gonna pump, too”🤣
I love every episode with the porch dwellin', pink, soulless, ginger.
Known enemy of all Lobster men worldwide.
Matt’s story at 49:00 min had me gasping for air, cry laughing!!! That is one of the craziest choices of all time, the look on Francis face was perfect, just pure shell shock 😂💀
So cool that Frank shared the occult Harvard song with us. Lmao
The Occult sounds PRETTYYY fuckin dorky
That sounded like a frat song...
@@Eli_B3000 fuck it was supposed to sound like Larry David
@@chadgrov honestly most of the upper crust are exactly that.
Love how Shane refuses to call him Francis, and just calls him "Frank".
21:18
Fortuna, Sir Fancis Ellis has blessed us today.
Yes, praise be to the patron saint of wet blankets.
48:56 This is an all time great McCusker moment
“Yea I Gotta Pump Too”. Shane’s face change after
Absolute Shaman Power Move. What’s a goon to a goblin baby dawgz up
Honorable mention 6:08
@@nicksonnier5895😭😭😭
Francis is always an awesome guest
Meh he's mid
He’s so funny
@@charismatic9467 what are you 12? If you’re a grown man using “mid” you need to reevaluate your entire existence. Ironically you are the complete opposite of charismatic lol
He's a great counter to the other dawgz.
@@charismatic9467 I enjoy the episodes he's in
"You should be hideous" is one of the funniest things to say to another dude whilst talking about how good looking he is lmao
The short bus bully and the prescription pill shaman has graced us once again.
Nah. It's just mimsy and Nathan.
This is by far one of the best episodes I’ve ever seen. I was in tears for most of it
Shane annoying his dad with loving gestures is funny asf
Also 49:00 that "wait, what?" Shane does every time Matt admits to doing something wild. Last week, it was when Matt told everyone he says "good morning boys" to his cells.
u have the time stamp from last episode? 🤣
@Taylor Field I'll find it later I think it's on the Patreon
I'm glad so many others saw that
22:50 Shane singing "Get Low" intro is all i need. brumbumbum budada 😂
Shane knows all the jams for real. Fuckin brought up fat pat on the JRE??? Respect went up 1000%
the way matt and shane both cross their legs at the same time and stare at francis is intimidating
Remember when Matt and Shane went on LOS and we’re praying to St Rogies to help them. And look at them now. 🥺
We need to return to our roots here. Our top dawgz need to get raw again
I was so happy seeing Shane in his polo tee an stash pop up there 😂
@Dr. Fark Melton the slogan is come for shane, stay for Matt.
Thanks for all ur old clips and help on the come up
Yeah, look at them, Shane is in a Jog DMC outfit and Matt looks like he flies kites in city parks
22:49 Shane’s timing is so perfect 🤣🤣
My favorite part was Shane telling Francis "there's gonna be such a great video of you yelling help... call the police."
49:02 I've watched Shane's reaction to the "i gotta pump too" like 1000x now.. I'm glad I found this
Blessed be the Shaman and the Bull. Currently day 2 in the hospital and I needed something, anything to give me hope.
@Dehydrated Oddish I believe it's nerve damage in my lower back. I can't walk on my own and the CT scan, x ray, and MRI haven't shown any results they say. They're definitely getting their money though, taking a loan or tomorrow just for the $2000 copay.
Head up big dawg you can handle whatever
Hope things get better soon. Hang in there dawg.
@@lordfordification damn dawg, good luck
Good luck to you dawg hope everything works out!
“We all wanna do that. Don’t cut to the front of the line.” Is the funniest/worst thing I’ve heard in a while. Hahaha
How good is our God to bless our work day like this?
Our god is an awesome god.
"I gotta pump too!" T-shirt. Make this happen please.
The things Matt says that he's 100% serious about, is the funniest thing ever
51:57. Literally just snorted an honest kids juice box juice into my nose from laughing so GD hard while sipping this fine beverage. LOL "That was INSANE" 😂
Next time Theo's in town invite him to the couch would be awesome
Theo and Matt would be great
Fuck yes dude
Yeah what color
@@trapchurches555 lmfaooo
Gotta see this
My favorite part is how Shane reacts to Frank's mention of "affirmative action" as if it's not a thing.
Been binging on these boys for a month.
Welcome. This is the way of the dawgz
We love you, and God Speed.
Old Test is best
There was magic in the air during this recording
One of my favorite ones yet, I had a few really good full body laughs 😂
Number one on paytch and they still put out more frequently than anyone
They are like 7th
But still dope AF
@@tainteddman number 1 on patreon
Are you garbage puts out the most content of any patreon I've seen
Number 1 for the past year, glad the boys are eatin
"someone burnt my sex slave" "how how were women not getting pregnant? That's the injured list." Not even 15 minutes in and it's a good one.
I needed this one, my high from seeing Shane perform live on Saturday night was just wearing off… what a wonderful day.
I get to see him tomorrow. So damn excited
Seeing him Saturday🙏🏻
Blessings be upon the dawgz, we have been gifted with another holy sermon from on high. Praise them!
*Literally grew up with a red headed friend named Kyle acted just like kyle from south park I remember when south park aired the no soul ginger episode the whole time he was like it's not funny straight faced and angry lmaoo made the episode so much better*
Was he a real jew or one of those false ones?
@@nickg1743 🤣 fake jew with real jew attitude
@@ricksanchez5696 😆
While I’m not Jewtastic I am a ginger and reacted the same way the first time I saw it in middle school. A week later I smoked for the first time, rewatched it and was crying laughing 😂
Kyle wingate? lol
One of the funniest eps yet. Frank is the man. All praise to the most high.
This is how to start the day! Bless up dawgz!
This episode of the pod is my Shawshank Redemption. The algorithm has added it to my playlist countless times and every time I let it play
Praise be to the dawgz for remembering us small folks.
Proud of you boys. I remember first listening when you were getting 2,000-5000 views and now to see how far the cast has come and how far you two have come is so cool. Keep ‘em comin!
Weird flex
Shout out to whoever does the chapter titles, maybe the best in the game.
47:42 dude Shane’s joke about him being a turkey was way to funny! Holy shit 😂
Was trying to save this for my 10 hr drive Friday but had to listen for the dawgs
Sick
Matt at 1:10:15 “This is the Harvard entrance exam” lmao
The production is on point, i love the computer sounds.
Thank the dawgz for these mid week blessings brothers
50:27 Matt kicking his legs laughing like a kid 😂😂
Francis always looks like he’s northeast old money cozy. In my minds he’s always on a leather French club chair in a dark hardwood paneled room in front of a fireplace.
These 3 together are some of the funniest conversations I've ever heard. When Shane came in with the college theme song...
This episode is exactly how the CIA talked Manson into going to the next level.
Matt’s dad shoe/socks, dad Jean leg cross with the ball cap combo is an umatchable alpha move
With the white tube socks 💰💰
Don’t forget to mention the turtleneck he’s wearing under the hoodie 💧
Daddy drip
Dude looks like my grandpa
Truly Sigma. It's innate.
Went to Shanes show in Des Moines on Saturday. Spent 30 minutes in the beer line with the Dawgs. Cry laughed the majority of the show. Classic Shane M. Gillis type material was on display.
Definitely a hall of fame episode that I keep coming back to
The pump, the dad talk, and Shane's turkey body had me dying
Francis convincing himself those ginger murdaugh boys weren't extremely ugly is top level coping
“Do you think in reality you’re just getting rid of all the bad vibes?” Matt providing a robust defence for genocide 😂
Brother and sister dawgz,
Let us give praise that they have returned 🙏🙌
12:39 using the men in black flash thing to erase a bad interview is such an amazing concept 🤣🤣
Goddamnit we've been blessed with the King's melodious chuckle in the opening moments. Blessed is the pod.
Shane: "Were you in a fender bender? I'm going to sh**t my son in the head"
I had to pause to walk away and laugh, gawd.
Shrek and the Shaman coming in hot! Wooo🙌🏻
I was in deep meditation. Contemplating the 7 principles of the cosmos....and I decided to transmute my will into matter.... And thus A blessing for you all....the Boys
the shaman definitely had a full bar of dark chocolate before this episode holy shit
Francis looks like if will Smith found the cure for the main zombie in i am legend
we need to get papa gillis on the pod
Easily one of the best eps of MSSP, like my 4th time listening.
#RestInParadiseStonerDadz
#We(GottaPump)Too
"You look like you bought all of that today, because you're on the run"
How dare Francis come at the tracksuit like that
It is wonderful to see St. Francis Ellis grace us with his various sermons on this blessed day.
The shaman using the scottie defense on pumping is on a different level.
Frank is underrated. Great story teller. Loved his set on Stand Up on the Spot.
i love a Francis pod
Matt has acquired his Level 1 G Pass from the streets. Respect ✊
Damn! Matt was on fire in this one!
Laughed so hard this episode! Love when Francis is on
Ayooooooo it’s Shane and George Blane from George Blane window Panes!
47:21 favorite moment ever on MSSP😅 and that "pump" story was the cherry on top🤣
Praise be to Fortuna 🙏
Hearing gardini laugh at Matt's pump story makes me so happy
Francis eps are always top tier
I love a guest that can make Shane opt out of a question and say “Jesus CHRIST dude”
Shane describing homeless people, was an exact description of Ari. Lmao
from Matt calling pedophiles "scoundrels" to his wake-and-pump story, man this guy is an authentic word shaman
I know this was just posted, but I couldn't help notice that if you skip randomly around the video, Francis Ellis is in a different position every time
I was thinking it’s been too long , thank you for the impeccable timing . 🙏
"an 8 pump rope" has to be made into a clip
Favorite Catholic pod at the moment. God is good.
Showers of euphoria drizzle over me. Blessed be our dawgs.
Pause
@@T_D_B_ I can only speak the truth my brother.
Bucket hats and adidas track suits , the sweet lord is good boys
God bless our noble soldiers fighting on the frontlines of podcasting couches
And I'd gladly stand upppp
Matt dresses like a divorced broke alcoholic middle class dad. And I’m here for it. Praise be to the Dawgs
My Dawgz, we are gathered together here today to hangout. That is all.