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@@AMpufnstuf how about we leave the jokes to the pros bud. You think Shane or Matt’s gonna see your body shaming “gravity” joke and invite you on the pod? They gonna say hey this guy is astronomically funny his jokes are out of this world? Get real guy Bert is doing well for himself and his family
@@olsha004 if Bert has survived this long then it makes me much less worried for myself, although something tells me Bert’s crazy ass really is going to live forever 😂
It's like watching a Schaub YT video!! 🤣🤣🤣 So many people complain and talk crap but they're here for every episode...... just like Brendan's "haters" aka his fanboys lol
the story where he repeats himself fatly, and fakes not just a laugh but a wheeze and a cry every 3 minutes? the guy is probably a good human, but should stay away from comedy and pods
@@AMpufnstuf ya dude for sure. He got to where he is by “staying away from comedy”. He’d punch you in the tummy something fierce pal. Find a thumb and sit on it.
Bert is proof that growing up is a good thing. You can party into your 30s if you have your shit together, but no matter how rich you are, it's just alcoholism at 50.
@@mrpizza99ify I don't believe the correlation equals causation here brother. I'm waiting for an old testament episode, a classic, a Matt and Shane exclusive, to raise my spirits.
Super stoked on the dawgs to hear Bart screech and pretend to laugh for 2 minutes at a time. Maybe next show he will take his shirt off and shout something. So funny.
I couldn't tell you were bring sarcastic until you made sure we all knew by being sarcastic one more time. So funny, John. Super stoked. See how annoying that is? What is happening to my dawgz? Lotta lady whining, here of all places.
@@mobdevice I wouldn’t say that, most of the time he doesn’t let anyone get a word in and that wheezing laugh is god awful. I don’t hate him but I can only take so much of him. Also depends on who he’s with
Or all of his virtue signaling to his liberal feminist, friends in LA. He acts like such a woman sometimes. I can’t stand it. Other times I love him and think he’s hilarious,
He’s a narcissist but he means well. However I know he’s aware of the fact he’s self absorbed and doesn’t seem to wanna change. It’s gonna alienate him a bit
Out of all of all the people in the last decade who have become well known, Bert has to be the least deserving, most unfunny person out of all of them. Even Brendan Shaub isn't as annoying as Bert.
When Shane was on Rogan recently and brought up how narcissistic Bert was in the nicest of ways, then describing him as a helpful guy made me laugh so hard. Shane can’t even deal with Bert, lol
Behind closed doors there’s zero chance these guys actually find Bert funny. If you ever listen to Big Jay talk about him, the brown nosing is vomit inducing. It’s just a way to help escalate their careers. He was literally buying friends with the whole Super Bowl charade.
@@emjay3066 I know someone and I seriously had to question our friendship. Imagine this.... He also loves Chris Delhia and Schuab, and he has a 16 year old daughter.....
The true Dawgz will, like the Shaman teaches us, find the positive in any situation. I'm looking forward to the Machine squealing his way through this one.
Matt referenced a scene from Dune, and Bert compared it to Spaceballs. Big guests aren't always good guests, but joshing him for him memory loss, and the concerned "oh"s when he mentioned his fatty liver made it all worth it.
Whelp, you can thank Rogees. He blessed that fat unfunny turd, based on a fake Russian story. He's the original Brandum Schwab. And now we are stuck with him.
@Matthew Rennehan it's taken me a full day to get 47 minutes in and I'm just hating everything he says the entire time. He is such a phony it's completely enraging.
How great is our god that the dawgs would bless us with a pod on this beautiful Wednesd- Oh my bad. Thought I was over at MSSP, not Bertcast. I’ll see myself out
I tripped and broke my ankle running to the comments. They did not disappoint. I knew I wasn’t the only one that skips everything bert or Tom is involved in. They’re enthusiasm black holes like Andy from the office.
I felt bad at first thinking like Jesus christ here we go but then I checked the comments. Talk about synchronicity. Dawgz simply cannot be anything other than true to themselves and others.
Bert summed up: Before you finish your story, let me tell you mine about the same situation! Where there is inevitably a huge metaphorical mountain He has to climb, and the climax of his story is saying how he overcame his obstacle!
the only funny thing about bert is imagining how many people he pays to keep track of his dreams, give him back rubs and old people shoes, and someone likely has to help this man exercise
Howdy all. I just gotta say, I saw Matt at The Stress Factory in Bridgeport CT last night, and it was breathtaking. Been a Dawg since way back, still rocking that $1 patron. I always knew our boy was a killer on podcasts, but I had no idea he was so fucking polished as a stand up. I've seen some great shows, and Matt is amongst the very fucking best. Butterly killed too, but damn. So good.
Bert: *starts story everyone has heard multiple times" Shane: I know this story Bert: I'm done then, I'm done then Shane: they don't This is the second time I've heard it just this week 😭
Maybe you listen to too many podcasts? Go out and make some stories of your own... you whine about hearing the same story twice when you just binge people lives cause you don't have one...🤦♂️🤷♂️
Matt’s relief and laughter at the fact that Shane cut in and shut the story down early was SO quickly replaced by a quick cough and existential stare of dread. Fucking amazing. It has the same vibe as hanging with someone that nobody wanted to be rude to and ignore or tell to stay home.
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and watch his NEW special on Netflix Razzle Dazzle
Bert has hot dog water in his veins.
Can you guys shoot another episode without Bert
@@FartCoffin the paytch
Sorry fam, miss me with this one. Can’t handle that squealing wind bag. Catch ya’s on the Paytch
@@Reebonics nope we're paying for bert this week too
Shane literally said “thanks for having us” at the end and I laughed out loud.
Just saw that that's awesome 😂
twice, and bert still didnt flinch to tell them they're welcome. i had to jump to the end, loved every mssp till this one. ban burt please
Bert was actually decent on this episode, like he wasn’t overly laying into his character and was actually being genuine and lightweight chill lol
@@WesleySnipesNeck he couldn't be lightweight if you sent him to the moon
@@AMpufnstuf how about we leave the jokes to the pros bud. You think Shane or Matt’s gonna see your body shaming “gravity” joke and invite you on the pod? They gonna say hey this guy is astronomically funny his jokes are out of this world? Get real guy Bert is doing well for himself and his family
“You sound like a lady that puts her kids in the lake” is the best one-liner so far this year. 10:15
was NEEDED after he said it. I was like WHAT. THE.... *he says the line* FUCKING THANK YOU
Pure gold
@@olsha004 if Bert has survived this long then it makes me much less worried for myself, although something tells me Bert’s crazy ass really is going to live forever 😂
Came to the comments for this.
I dunno Matt’s sword and the stone line was pretty damn funny too
Bert “this exact thing happened to me but better” Kreisher
I got a haircut.... I GOT A HAIRCUT BY OZZIE OSBOURNES BARBER
Truest comment ever
The first 2 minutes when Matt and Shane are talking to each other, Bert is looking around like a helpless dog waiting for attention.
It was the best 2 minutes of the cast.
Bert is my nigga
Dawg*
Wagging his foot
And then he tells a dumbass story about his “hair dresser” and how he cries stfu bert. Good thing the dawgs can make anything funny.
Bert's memory is so good he can remember shit thats never even happened....
Lol I was thinking it too dawg
Matt & Shane talk about something other than Bert for 30 seconds.
Bert: "What if this is all a play for me?"
18:56 It's unreal
all bert does, always
The funniest thing about any Bert related content is reading all the mean things people say about Bert.
It's like watching a Schaub YT video!! 🤣🤣🤣 So many people complain and talk crap but they're here for every episode...... just like Brendan's "haters" aka his fanboys lol
BRO YES
I literally clicked on this video JUST to read the comments.
dude i recently saw someone say he is the most racist comedian😂like you really have to hate him to think that cuz there is many worse😂😂😂
@@liamwood4331 i'm pretty sure the whole 'Bert is the most racist comedian in the world" meme was started by Tom Segura as a joke to troll him.
102 minutes of Bert is an ordeal I'm not sure I can endure.
142 is worse
@@hubrisnxs2013 they are equal amounts of time
Matt and Shane make it good though. It’s a fun episode.
@@Nythingelse 102 & 142 are not equal amounts. 🤦🏼♂
@@Nythingelse 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that Shane is one of the only people that calls out Bert on his stupid thoughts 😂
And the thousands in the comments too
Tom Segura’s whole career is just that and reacting to tik toks
30 seconds in and Bert takes over with a story. god damn it
You read my mind lmao
I'm skipping this one. I'm only here to upvote the Brent hate comments. Rare L for the Dawgz
@@StoicDivinitygo outside dude
@@StoicDivinity the paytch is Bert free,thank gawd
@@mattallan6338 huge
Bort: "I don't believe in death"
Shanard: "well you better get to believing"
Git
@@imjustaguy8232 I apology
so crazy! remember when he said that! i do.
@@Le_Petomane yes it was I who pointed it out, glorify me hating brot and loving big dawg shene
What are these reddit tier cute names? keep yourself safe
Shane interrupting Burt 20 times about Mike Alstott is the greatest move of all time.
1:09:06
@@jonathanmiranda9400 i just want you to know your the mvp and i appreciate your existence
thanks bud you the real mvp@@jonathanmiranda9400
Hopefully the dawgz can get a word in this cast
Doubt it
Watching Shane and Big Jay on Bert’s cooking show was the most awkward thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Thats what I immediately thought too. He's hopefully not gonna hog the whole conversation.
Was just thinking this
I just can't deal with bert, anymore
God damn it guys. I come here to not be stressed out 😂 and then you bring the living fire alarm onto the pod lmao
Holy shit that killed me 🤣
Glad to hear Bert’s still telling stories I heard on rogan five years ago
This time with more squeals!
Who TF cares 😂😂😂😂
@@dustingroom7440all the people more deserving of his career, and all the people whos quality of entertainment is interrupted by the man
I love seeing Matt with the higher profile characters, they need the deep spiritual healing that Matt provides
I love seeing the real dawgs not hating on Bert and diggin the fact that these celebrities are blessed to be in the presence of Matt lol.
God I love this community
“Have I ever told you the story” is how Bert follows up anything anyone says
Sounds like you got a c- in most classes .
the story where he repeats himself fatly, and fakes not just a laugh but a wheeze and a cry every 3 minutes? the guy is probably a good human, but should stay away from comedy and pods
Also asks questions for the sole purpose of answering them himself
@@AMpufnstuf ya dude for sure. He got to where he is by “staying away from comedy”. He’d punch you in the tummy something fierce pal. Find a thumb and sit on it.
@@WesleySnipesNeck lol u mad
Gotta love Bert talking about how good his memory is, interrupting and then completely forgetting what he was trying to talk about
Easy to have a good memory when you're making the memories up on the spot
Bert is proof that growing up is a good thing. You can party into your 30s if you have your shit together, but no matter how rich you are, it's just alcoholism at 50.
@@per48 lmao touch grass kid
Dork. Hater dork.
Party smarter not harder...
@@per48 go outside bud.
Bert is not proof of good anything this dude sucks and we all think so
I have no problem with Kreischer but if he cuts into my Matt Time for the week I’m gonna be pissed
Get ready to be pissed 🍻
@@samhollinger5054 sweet. I’m behind on War Mode so that works
When you are halfway through your story “Hey let me tell you about this time where basically your story happened to me”
Amen to that!
just watch stoner dadz
It doesn't matter where I try to randomly go in this podcast, Bert is talking.
No way I literally did that that’s insane
Bert’s laugh is a POW torture track
“Laugh”
Bert is Abu Ghraib in human form
Shane is blinking in Morse code
And he waterboards with 64oz of Koolaid lol
You somehow made a joke funnier than Bert's entire career
“Did I tell you guys I was in Vietnam, became a ping pong champion and ran across American for 3 years…”
That's actually more believable than halg of Burds stories
Hes not steven seagal
Shane's facial expressions while bert talks is hilarious. You can tell shane wants to call him on his bs.
"I fell off a water fall. Fifteen feet. Onto a rock. Landed on my back."
"😐"
Looks like hes more entertained by his own thoughts than by burt xD
Bert's humor attracts people with no internal monologue. Explains his giant audience
Whoa. Think you’re on to something.
Spot on 🎯
If you look at the types of people who comment on his Instagram and pages it confirms this. Middle age idiots
Yeah hes one of the lowest common denominator comedians. A kardashian of comedy.
Bro I don't get it AT ALL
Stoked to watch Bert’s secret podcast ft Matt and Shane
Bert's secret podcast ft Bret & Bart
Bert and Bert's secret bertcast lol
Its better than his sitcom laugh track loaded special, so far
This comment got me the best! LOL
Isn't that what a guest is? Yall are weirdos
I love how Bert's Of Mice and Men scenario isn't about being with his family, it's about drinking alcohol.
Honestly the only MSSP that I considered skipping. But here I am, Dawgs.
Lend me your strength and I shall also lift thee up during these trying 1 hour and 48 minutes, pals.
I'm skipping but gaining sustenance from the comments. Crossing fingers berd isnt on the paytch.
@@mrpizza99ify I don't believe the correlation equals causation here brother. I'm waiting for an old testament episode, a classic, a Matt and Shane exclusive, to raise my spirits.
@@resmarted it’s actually decent, Bert isn’t talking over them much
@@mrpizza99ify are you on every comment crying like a big crybaby? Need a diaper cry baby wahhhhhhh
The ultimate test of faith in our dawgs has arrived. Show strength for this one hour and forty two minutes my brothers.
HOOOOOLD
I am not strong enough.
I came to see the comments and saw exactly what I was afraid of, so I'm just gonna sit this one out.
you do know the young bull constantly tours with bert right? shane loves this dude
Once again, Bert uses his influence to leverage/force “friendships”.
@@joshbrickley160 No, Shane loves opportunities. Pay closer attention.
42:56 The whole volleyball shorts bit had me crying with laughter, oh my god lmao. "Compliments to the chef."
Stay zen young dogz. The shaman will lead the way through this treacherous time.
Super stoked on the dawgs to hear Bart screech and pretend to laugh for 2 minutes at a time. Maybe next show he will take his shirt off and shout something. So funny.
I couldn't tell you were bring sarcastic until you made sure we all knew by being sarcastic one more time. So funny, John. Super stoked. See how annoying that is?
What is happening to my dawgz? Lotta lady whining, here of all places.
@@imemberberry His comment has 84 likes. so I think people enjoyed it. Hows yours doing?
@@imemberberry Pipe down
@@j.b.7133 better than yours
@@imemberberry Ok nerd
Bro I couldn’t last 3 minutes, it blows me away how big of a following Bart has. His laugh will be played in hell on a loop.
Shane's chuckle when Bert immediately starts to tell a story
Lol he knows
It’s usually funny . Fuck I can’t tell which side you’re on.. is this a safe space ? Dawgz unite !
@@Mr.Meeseeks024 Bert sucks man.
@@Mr.Meeseeks024 Hey settle down.
@@PioneerCinema1 he literally called Bert a narcissist on the recent Rogan podcast
I understand he brought you to the Super Bowl, but enough is enough already bros.
@@mrpizza99ify what? How you mean?
@@MattH-wg7ou bert sucks
@@MattH-wg7ou People been liking Shane too long, they're itching to hate him now. Pendulum's gotta swing back, right?
Ooooohhh that's what the fuck this is?
Berts like that rich friend that annoys everyone but he's so nice and spends money on you so you cant tell him to fuck off
“Hitlers dad was a beekeeper” genuinely funny Bert moment.
the hesitation i felt clicking this when i saw (Ft. Bert Kreischer) in the title
Crazy how douchie this comment is bub
The only episode I’ve ever hesitated starting but I’ll go deep for the dawgz 🙏
Same
I’m pleasantly surprised! It’s fashionable to hate Bert these days
@@mobdevice I wouldn’t say that, most of the time he doesn’t let anyone get a word in and that wheezing laugh is god awful. I don’t hate him but I can only take so much of him. Also depends on who he’s with
Going tenis deep for the Dawgz
Its not even bad. He was pretty chill this ep and Bert is funny. People just love to hate on him
Feels like the first time I've seen Bert around real Dawgs. And nobody once complimented his specials or said anything he's done is funny
Going into audacity and muting all of Berts audio, god is good
I wish there was a Bert-free option on the menu today.....
please reupload bertless copy
How's your 6 min long MSSP.
@@resmarted plz man
Thats autistic
I can handle Bert for about 17 seconds
Waaa waaa
@@imemberberrywicky wicky waaa
He's well behaved on this pod
He’s not that bad 😂 you guys just keep writing the same comments from every other podcast so you can get likes
@@beatsbydare haa touché, dawg
Glad we could all come together as a community just to shit on Bert🙏
Deserved😅😂😊
I don’t need Burt’s flashiness and grandstanding, I just need the alpha sigma energy of the dogs
in this episode we have an alpha, a sigma, and a ligma
@@yazazen Matt is a Theta.
Or all of his virtue signaling to his liberal feminist, friends in LA. He acts like such a woman sometimes. I can’t stand it. Other times I love him and think he’s hilarious,
He’s a narcissist but he means well. However I know he’s aware of the fact he’s self absorbed and doesn’t seem to wanna change. It’s gonna alienate him a bit
@@SoyEltawhich ones that? I don’t know Latin. It’s for gays.
I've never skipped a MSSP. I won't now. But damn Bert is a difficult listen.
Squeal squeal
I waited a few hours before I started it and even now I'm pausing and playing over and over trying to get through it.
So true, that laugh is actually hard to listen to on headphones. And then he tries to talk in the laugh voice, gonna be a no for me ,Bert.
I like him but the laugh is rough
Out of all of all the people in the last decade who have become well known, Bert has to be the least deserving, most unfunny person out of all of them. Even Brendan Shaub isn't as annoying as Bert.
When Shane was on Rogan recently and brought up how narcissistic Bert was in the nicest of ways, then describing him as a helpful guy made me laugh so hard.
Shane can’t even deal with Bert, lol
Most celebrities are manic and can only focus on their own interests. Bert is the epitome of this
Fellas I ain't gonna listen to bert ramble for 100 minutes
Amen
Do it for the dawgs
@@hirkballs that’s Stockholm syndrome let them take the L
Never thought I would skip a episode but I’m skipping it because of Bort
It’s ok dawg . Prayer that Warmode is out soon !
Why is Bart ruining our time together boys?
The episode we don't need nor want.
He’s not. Bert’s a beauty
Bert’s garbage!
@@sjones8832 the cappiest cap of the day
Because they hate to see our shine.
Bert makes sitting on a couch look so comfortable.
The level of delusional confidence Bert has is wild
God damnit, 30 seconds in and Bart's telling stories he literally tells every podcast, his brain is mush.
It's actually pickled lol. I'm not even a Bert hater and I recognize wetbrain when I see it.
Time traveler’s wife
Yeah I’m not big on him. Friendly enough though.
nah he's super smart now because of the steroids
Goddamn it I hate Bort
I loved the ad break when Bert wasn’t on the couch!! Fresh air
Berto's team had that doctor tell him its testosterone, or he'd never inject that insulin
😂😂😂😂😂
BRUTAL BRO
@Bcvetkov 853 lolo we're havin fun guyz
@@brendanevo4g hahahah that's prob the funniest (and most true) comment on the entire thread 🤣🤣🤣
@Inspector Butters buddy thats sweet of u means a lot haha i appreciate u all much love
@@brendanevo4g
Ik ik. I'm sure Bert would laugh so hard at that if he saw it.
Oh no…i hoped this day would never come. Stay strong brothers and sisters! We will get trough this, there is still hope.
Toddler haircut and fresh crocs, I’m here for it
It’s like Bert’s mind is a Rolodex with the same 12 story’s
Wetbrain
story's
None of which are true btw
That's a sign of brain damage from alcohol. 🍻
Matt is barely talking… lol I’ll catch y’all next week 🤣 Tom is the only one who can handle Bert
Handle? Bert is the feed Tom tosses to those pigeons they call fans.
Long love matt
Louis ck handled him pretty well. He even called his idea retarded
3 words!! TOO MUCH XANAX
@@HerkNewz69 Don't you have a guardrail to be wrapping your POS car around or something!?!?
Fuck me dead, a man sees a new MSSP podcast and gets excited, then gets brutally heartbroken seeing the human tea kettle is the guest
NEXT
human tea kettle? explain?
I would rather listen to Matt play the flute for 2 hours than Bert’s fake stories.
Thanks guys can’t wait for Brendan Schaub next week.
Inshallah
ooft
LOL
I’d watch Matt interact with Schwab
U talmbout Barndoor Schlob b? Great guy, never medum.
I love that I can go to the comments and see all my thoughts on Bert written out
Wow what a great podcast I listened to 5 minutes and I said wow what a great podcast 2 hours straight of Burt wheezing and talking about himself
It really isn't Shane talks more any of them
36:10 I love how Shane sneakily points at Bert while him and Matt laugh at him
He can’t keep up
team clip that
Incredible, Bert has no idea
@@adrod I honestly was surprised he kept up as well as he did
It feels like Bert made up the hairdresser story and Shane knew
Yeah Shane laughed immediately😂
Good of matt and shane to let their drunk uncle hop on the cast
Bertha
We need a fully Bert free edit of this cast
There would only be 11 minutes left
@@junkyratrat3823 would be better than this whole hour forty five
We need a fully Bert free edit of this simulation we're in***
So just the ad reads?
Gardeni with “the machine” comment was incredible
I’m relieved all the dawgs feel the same way I do about Bert 😅😂
Who are they? But was def relieved to see comments thinking the same
Trads love him
i’m just here to watch everything go over Bert’s head. Half hour in and i can tell Matt does not like Bert lmao
Behind closed doors there’s zero chance these guys actually find Bert funny. If you ever listen to Big Jay talk about him, the brown nosing is vomit inducing. It’s just a way to help escalate their careers. He was literally buying friends with the whole Super Bowl charade.
@@emjay3066 I know someone and I seriously had to question our friendship. Imagine this.... He also loves Chris Delhia and Schuab, and he has a 16 year old daughter.....
Glad to see they're using their platform to help struggling "comedians"
No they’re doing it with GOOD comedians
@@CJfromMEXICO there's nothing good about Bert's comedy. He has no talent outside of marketing himself
Their first guess was rich vos dude. Cmon man
@@yehheapsmadaybut good story teller in the beginning, he just has a big head about it now
Bro that Stone Cold impression from the Longest Yard was spot on 1:13:40 lmao
The true Dawgz will, like the Shaman teaches us, find the positive in any situation. I'm looking forward to the Machine squealing his way through this one.
Amen
Amen dawg !! Through suffering we grow . All hail the shaman .
Matt referenced a scene from Dune, and Bert compared it to Spaceballs. Big guests aren't always good guests, but joshing him for him memory loss, and the concerned "oh"s when he mentioned his fatty liver made it all worth it.
I love how you can say anything and burt will swear it happened to him last week
my hatred for Bert knows no bounds
Shane brings you here, Matt keeps you coming back
So true, you can listen to shane on a million other podcast but the dawgs need to be here for matt
For a long time if Shane wasn’t there I’d skip. What a treasure to go back and find Matt tearing it up by himself. Absolute legend.
the shaman rules 🤙🏾
And Bert makes me skip this episode!
Hearddat
Only here to see if Bert can talk over two people more than Tom
Tom who?
Oh man Shane. Great sneak in. “I’m gunna doit again “. That was good. 😂
The most fun part of this episode was seeing Shane's reaction anytime Bert has an absolutely insane take. Fantastic episode.
Guess Matt and Shane didn’t feel like talking today
The moment at 36 minnies is priceless. Byrt has no idea, shit went right over his head.
Because his team are either feds or just some ppl who dont give a crap about him, they just want to profit from him
Bert's laugh and high pitched voice is like a grater on the ear drums
The only way to keep me from watching anything is to put Bert in it
Same. Absolutely not
Whelp, you can thank Rogees. He blessed that fat unfunny turd, based on a fake Russian story. He's the original Brandum Schwab. And now we are stuck with him.
im gonna hate watch the fuck out of this
@Matthew Rennehan it's taken me a full day to get 47 minutes in and I'm just hating everything he says the entire time. He is such a phony it's completely enraging.
The dawgz are so damn good they made bert almost watchable.
keyword almost
I appreciate you two so much I'm going to endure even an entire Kreischer episode
same
How great is our god that the dawgs would bless us with a pod on this beautiful Wednesd-
Oh my bad. Thought I was over at MSSP, not Bertcast. I’ll see myself out
Take me with you bro!
Brat is taking a shit on one of my favorite things!
You would know if it was because all of Bert shits starts with ME ! And mssp.
22:34 “Leave the gun, take the cannoli”
You can tell Shane told Matt, “just ask impressed or amazed at everything Bert says” Matt “reallyyyyy?”
I tripped and broke my ankle running to the comments. They did not disappoint. I knew I wasn’t the only one that skips everything bert or Tom is involved in. They’re enthusiasm black holes like Andy from the office.
And yet here you are. Posting a comment. Helping them in algorithm. Retard
Sorry guys but this episode was 100 times better than all of the ones with Louie. This podcast was amazing!
That laugh is brutal.
Ep 434. Razzle Dazzle (feat. Gay Liar)
God bless the boys for carrying Burt this whole podcast
I felt bad at first thinking like Jesus christ here we go but then I checked the comments. Talk about synchronicity. Dawgz simply cannot be anything other than true to themselves and others.
Tru dawg. Tru
This is why I love you dawgs. Synchronicity.
Amen brother. We are united!!
I left 2 bears 1 cave to get away from Bert. God dammit
Bert summed up: Before you finish your story, let me tell you mine about the same situation! Where there is inevitably a huge metaphorical mountain He has to climb, and the climax of his story is saying how he overcame his obstacle!
It was a literal mountain. or a cavern. Not sure
He has the conversational skills of a 7th grader and went into his 50's without realizing how to hold a conversation with people.
You forgot the wheezing laughter when he’s uncomfortable. Which is every second.
the only funny thing about bert is imagining how many people he pays to keep track of his dreams, give him back rubs and old people shoes, and someone likely has to help this man exercise
No one in this world can talk more than Bert and never actually say anything.
Bert is the comedic embodiment of that song "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Them xans give you way too much confidence for a fat alcoholic
eric weinstein can
hell ya.. its cause bert doesnt believe in anything and stands for nothing... thats why we love shane and matt, they have principles and humility
@@badtostada6123 on top of that they’re good at their jobs (being comedians)
Bert acting like he hadnt heard of sleep paralysis and then pretending to have it was great.
Howdy all. I just gotta say, I saw Matt at The Stress Factory in Bridgeport CT last night, and it was breathtaking. Been a Dawg since way back, still rocking that $1 patron. I always knew our boy was a killer on podcasts, but I had no idea he was so fucking polished as a stand up. I've seen some great shows, and Matt is amongst the very fucking best. Butterly killed too, but damn. So good.
Bert: *starts story everyone has heard multiple times"
Shane: I know this story
Bert: I'm done then, I'm done then
Shane: they don't
This is the second time I've heard it just this week 😭
But we do know them.
Maybe you listen to too many podcasts? Go out and make some stories of your own... you whine about hearing the same story twice when you just binge people lives cause you don't have one...🤦♂️🤷♂️
Matt’s relief and laughter at the fact that Shane cut in and shut the story down early was SO quickly replaced by a quick cough and existential stare of dread. Fucking amazing. It has the same vibe as hanging with someone that nobody wanted to be rude to and ignore or tell to stay home.
I've never heard this story but all the Bert haters have...so all the Bert haters still watch him
@@kyw6779 you don't get paid to be riding Brent's hog that hard bro bro
Bert is the funniest, when he leaves a room. And doesn't come back.