MSSP - Secret Guide To Surviving Prison: The First Night
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 50
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I hope Matt's soul piercing stare keeps you heathens on the right track
I keep a wallet sized photo of mckuskys stare. Whenever I feel like sinning I pull it out and look at it.
WTF!!!??? I need part 2.
@@whtasup6969 quit sinnin
There's a new Shane Gillis documentary coming out! It's called Champions starring Woody Harrelson.
part 2 my lord. or at least hit me with the episode number
Shane's fighting style would be terrifying in prison. A man who looks likes he's holding down an extra chromosome walking toward you crying. 😮
😂😂😂
Used to have a kid in pre school who would slam his fat tard hands on a table and walk towards you crying and then punch in you the spine
Lennie Small
He’s got that extra chromosome in a mean arm bar
DAMN! loool
Dudes cool asf, he’s been around. This is the best I’ve heard prison explained without all the fake glory bravado.
Yeah, criminal degenerate l, cool for sure. You should follow in his foot steps.
Shaun Atwood's early stuff is great for stories like this
@@surfboardjoker6299Atwood is legendary
He kind of sounds like he's putting on a tough guy accent tho lol
@@jpk9902 I don’t get that, something most people don’t comprehend and truly can’t wrap their minds around is when you’re in prison a high level, maximum security prison, it’s NOT the bullshit you see on t.v. Even that show on MSNBC where they claim to go into maximum security places aren’t true maximum security prisons. For many reasons tv crews wouldn’t be allowed in maximum security prisons where shit gets busy everyday. I mean come off lockdown, someone is stabbed within hours and right back on lock for 6-9 months. So my point is when you’re in a place where tension is so thick daily you could cut with a knife and the wrong look, word, movement could be confused as aggressive or making a move against someone you become a certain way, it changes you. Anyone that comes home from a federal USP (maximum security for Feds) is automatically put into therapy for PTSD. I know it’s extremely long but I’m only trying to explain how hard it is. Not only to survive and make it out alive but to keep your sanity.
When he confused a Gypsy with Egyptian I fucking lost it. 😂
Wasn't even the right type of gypsy lmao brad pitt in Snatch is a Irish pikey, he definitely meant a romani gypsy.
@@SchizoReviews1599 Yes! 🤣 but; I can understand that bc I think it’s kind of an obscure thing to be well read on. Personally, I know Romani people don’t really like Irish Travelers. Technically, they shouldn’t even be referred to as “Gypsy” because genetically they arent related, hence the term “traveler” or the one you referenced, “pikey”. Even English or other UK ethnic groups and nationalities tend to favor Romani over Irish Travelers, and often refer to them ( the Irish ones ) as “tinkers” which is probably the goofiest slur/derogatory term I’ve ever heard of lol. Hell, I remember seeing people challenge Tyson Fury on his actual “Gypsy-ness” and all my American homies were like, “wtf are they even talking about?” Lol. The more I learn about history, and all the ethnic groups/nationalist pride that comes along with human beings moving and shaking all across this Earth, the more I realize how stupid and unimportant race really is. Like, I guess I need people to care a lot more than me because it makes for good reading, but it’s just so dumb. And, I don’t think we have time to get into the eugenics vs nationality of ancient and modern Egypt. But shiiit, I’m wit it if you’re wit it! Lol.
Gypsies, Tramps, & Thieves!
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek i'm from Ireland, I'd take a romani over a traveller any day of the week. Romanis can be thieves and con artists but generally theyre harmless. Irish travellers are violent thugs who'd beat anyone over nothing. It doesn't even really have anything to do with race, the cultures people live in and choose to be a part of shape them far more. Irish travellers claim to be the descendants of a specific group in Irish history but theyre really just a group of people who decided to stop following the law and paying taxes. The way they make their children live is honestly heartbraking.
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek why do the British prefer Romani gypsies over travelers?
Shane got excited when he heard chicken patties hahahaha
It was that extra half chromosome calling out from deep within him
This guy sounds exactly like Jackie from the Sopranos
Lol, Philly accent Jackie.
He only appeared on the cast outta respect for his fawtha
Didn't he almost drown in 2 inches of water?
Kid pissed himself, but he handled himself well
@@chrisxl5152 The penguin exhibit...
The rapin’s not what it used to be. This guys spittin facts
We were still spreading whitey cheeks in Bakersville whether they want to or not.
30 second after hearing a guy was having his butt and mouth sold for some tobacco; “aww man, so you guys didn’t even have ice in your beverages?!”
😂😂
Hes asking the big questions
This is a stupid fuxking comment
Been wishing for Bert to come back on the Cast…miss this guy. FreeBert
Dr Robert Sponge, MD
Lol he went back to jail. I think hes out now
Damn haha he got locked up again? That sucks anyone know what for?
Is he out yet??
@@aspiringnormie9499 dr Adolf sponge dds
Haha this guys sick " this guy man ill never forget .. what was his name ? "
Yea, the guy is a major SLOW adult..
@@seanmurphy26he clearly isn’t, did you listen to the rest of it?
What a top tier fucking guest. Loved every second of him 👏
joey diaz jr. hes a cool dude, id smoke a few bongs with this dude any day.
I worked at a county jail for almost twenty years. I still remember watching a pedo do a head dive off the top tier on my block while I was working. He had just come back from being sentenced for 30 years and said nah I got another idea… and almost the whole block cheered when he hit the ground. Word was if he got sentenced he was going to get stabbed up.
😂 That's funny asf
Make it sound like when he hit, a group of guy’s cheered like in Goodfellas when Henry broke his cherry.
@@jlshel42 Hilarious image
If you really worked in a jail for two decades then you must really be emotionally blunted… either that or psychotic
What kind of stupid question is that? @@randbarrett8706
The most Pennsylvanian sounding guy I have ever heard. Dude sounds like Bam Margera and Jackie Jr Combined.
Lmao he sounds exactly like Jackie jr. I was expecting him to bring up with fawtha any minute now
I thought it was Jackie jr.
Jail sounds so fucking exhausting.
That’s the point.
@@seanwieland9763 what? Are you braindead or just evil? That's definitely not "the point". It fixes nothing
I read this in the voice of the guy who was happily selling his mouth and bottom.
It's loud, too
yeah bro, gen pop for me gives the same feeling as being in an unfamiliar hood. your guard is up 24/7. i didn’t even notice until i got on the outside and almost instantly felt my body relax lol
One thing about doing federal time, is that you have access to ice in the pod: whenever. Frozen water, mind you. But there are no personal televisions in your cell. Everyone shares a screen in the unit. During the numerous counts that take place daily though, you end up watching from the distant vantage point of your room (through a narrow window sliver) . .
Yeah I remember listening to the kickoff game from my corner cell behind the tv asking for updates about Wes Welker cause he was on my fantasy team 😂
Dude U never been inside
I did a month in County, longest month of my life. A lot of crazy and funny shit happened, though and despite being 6’3” and 170lbs.,
I mostly got along with everyone I had to, and lucked out with cool ass cellies. I was in for the entire month of January during the NFL Playoffs and started a sportsbook for everyone to bet on, the black dudes loved me for that 😂😂😂
Food is currency, there’s nothing more important (except drugs if you do them, I didn’t) and coffee was called brown gold, it came in a little bag of powder that you mixed into water, dudes would always ask what you needed in return for “a scoop”.
The shit he’s talking about with cheechees, they had a different name where I was at, I can’t remember what it was, but yeah it was basically a potluck where everyone threw food in except it all went in one bag. My cellies and I did something similar with cakes where we would save them for a couple days from each meal and put them all in this big bowl, with a little bit of milk, sugar, cookie cream and apple bits and make one giant cake. Shit was 🔥🔥🔥
A couple other noteworthy things that happened, there was a dude that committed suicide the same way this dude described, jumping head first off the second level but that was before I got there.
We had a trans dude in there and two dudes got in a crazy ass fight because the one dude was telling everyone else the other dude was banging the trans.
I’m pretty good at basketball, so I got called Larry Bird after 15 minutes out on the court lol
What were ya in for
@@chunkygaming8464I know you are curious but on the outs that's like asking a person who they voted for. It's unspoken but you just don't do it.
@@captain_orangeuh, yes you do. If I know someone has been to jail I need to know why so I have an understanding of their character. It’s more polite to ask you than ask around behind your back like some cretan
Nah fuk that, ask the mtfk directly, ask around "behind his back" AND do a background check on a felon.
Fuk trying to be "respectful" to felons, fool 🤦
Lord Peepop has returned for the thirsty dogs.
Edit: WIth the most exquisite photoshop ability amongst MSSP uploaders.
Fuck yes Peepop. Bless the new DAWGs with the wild tales of Bert 🙏
I went to jail last year for 3 months and it really is a different world. I still dream that I'm in jail again at least a few times a week. And that was only 3 months. The first and last 2 weeks are the hardest. I got lucky because I was in a small county jail out in the country. We only had 1 black guy in our pod most of the time and he was really cool. We played chess a lot.
Chess rules. Hell yeah
I went for a month when my other friends got bailed out instantly. It was supposed to be a manslaughter charge (this insane guy attacked us as we were driving to give him a place to stay after a party) and we just defended ourselves and stopped to get him out of the car. We drove away and I guess he died that night from what seemingly was him just laying down in the middle of a main road. Like I said, he wasn't in a good frame of mind, but he was attacking us in the car and you can't have that. This was like 4 years ago and I still have dreams several times a month about it. It's stupid. No good deed goes unpunished sometimes
@@FACEGRINDproductionsChrist, sorry to hear that
Best day of my life’s gunna be when my son says “pops, how did peepop do it?”
😮😮 21:30 😅😅😮
Everything for us son, when I had nobody, I had peepop
Rule 1 never roll max on commissary your first 2 or 3 weeks in. You gotta feel it out and establish yourself before you flash the cash.
Oh yeah, if they find out your rollin early everyone will try to play you
Romani Gypsy here... can confirm they are nuts and lots of them in PA. They tend to populate states that also have a lot of Amish because the laws towards home repair are more laxed. They specialize in robbery through home repair fraud. If you live in PA you've probably seen the 1" layer of black top that's crumbling and shitty.. that's them.
Why not just do a decent job ???
Exactly. I don't live like them. I'm a "gauja" to them. @@fleadoggreen9062
@@fleadoggreen9062 It's kind of part of the culture. Essentially a group of outcast that where generationally hated by everyone around them. They stuck together and grew to hate the rest and win win. I imagine it's akin to a nazi paying you premium for a job for you to purposely make sure it will only last a week.
Who knew the prison system is about selling snacks
Everyone
It’s pretty hilarious that we make prisoners pay for food
@@randbarrett8706well they get meals but they can also choose to buy extra food
@@randbarrett8706not only that it’s inflated like 300% 😂
@@randbarrett8706we don’t make them pay for meals, they pay for snacks like candy and chips. Prison isn’t supposed to be summer camp
Matt's Declassified Prison Survival Guide
Last stint in jail I was 30 on an old charge. Played so much basketball. That part made me so happy.
In today's market, Butts are up 5 and a half points while Mouths are down 4 points!
“Prison economy spirals as price of pack of cigarettes surpasses two handjobs”
my buddy from college told me a ton of stories like this... taking out the light bulb to hook up wires to heat up ramen... and stacking freeze dried coffee to dose it at one time.
This was one of the most entertaining things I've ever listened to
this guy rules so hard
Because he went to jail? 😂
@@halfpint90ya?
O’doyle rules
This summer camp sounds really fun!
Unscrupulous soup scalpers 😂 met a few of those myself
Every time I see a new peepop video drop, my heart skips a beat. (Not in a gay way tho)
That's not good yo, that happened to me once, it's why I decided never to do coke again.
I'm totally gay for these videos
Full flaming gay, absolutely ignited
It's totally not gay to love it in a not gay gay way.... otherwise that's gay .
@@joelglanton6531 Rookie numbers
I love this pod cast but I wish I didn’t listen to this while I trying to sleep.
Somebody get this poor guy a glass of water! His cottonmouth is killing me!😂😂
Just for the record… Chee Chee‘s are good if you’re starving. I prefer spicy Herrs Cheese Curls, Scrappy Jack’s Spanish Rice, 2 Beef Soups, with a Summer Sausage or pepperoni… Add Mayo if available. Slamming. Use the chip bag. Not too much water. Let it soak too. Not too shabby.😂
Nobody cares about shit prison food its literal dog food
Couple of my homies was up in Gratesford for a bit. That jail is rough from what I've been told. Glad I never been. Never heard a good story lol
SODTAOE on the jumpsuit is goated
Fuck yes
greatest of all time ed>saying "sick" "cool" "amazin"
This is what americanas use their atrophied brains for :') Zoomers are hopeless
What does it mean?
@@nurgle333 suck our dicks to all our enemies
@@nurgle333 suck our d*cks to all our enemies
Matt loves that he had young boys😂😂😂
Someone give this man a drink of water!
The dude that was r@ping the guy must of been pretty wild because dudes don’t play about hygiene especially in the common at so for him to make a guy shove shit down the drain without having someone do anything to either one of them is amazing
I want part 2
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7:57 In the military they call that a waffle stomp.
Never seen a pic of Bert, but somehow I know exactly what he looks like lol
That rape story is gonna make me not skip my work outs !!!
One of the best eps of all time
This is the funniest GD episode!!! Old heads and young Boyz yuh!
just straight staring into Matt’s eyes listening to this.
Matt could not stop laughing everytime he said “youngboy” 😭😭😭
lol matt got jailraped in the drunk tank
One of the best guests ever.
Anyone know what this episode is called / which number? Want to listen to the whole thing but having trouble finding it.
Yeah. Wanna know who this guy is
Radio dawgs ep 50…
Holy fuck the swan dive
I hope I never go to prison
@@robert9016 County is worse than prison.
@@raw_si_siht can confirm
@00gr1ngo Prison is a resort. County is the underpass.
Shit happens all the time lol had some old ass guy that threw shit on his p.o throw himself down the stairs took them 10 minutes to come get him we thought he was dea d
this guy sounds so much like jackie from the sopranos i cant unhear it
When I got outta prison my girl ask me what the first thing I wanted to do was and I said shit with the door closed.
Shoutout prison spud
If only Jeffery would have seen this guide 🎉
Ive been in george w hill 7 times and I was on unit 8, intake block, when this dude killed himself
This guy sounds like Jackie Jr from the sopranos
sounds like jackie junior from the sopranos
The way I survived prison was by not going 😎
"No, county jail is where your uncle goes when he gets a DUI" 😂
So true. I went in for six days the summer I turned 18 for failing piss tests. They said go to jail and no more probation. Okay, deal. It ended up being me just telling racist jokes to 20 middle-aged alcoholics for a week straight. I’d politely ask the two Mexicans if I could crack a joke or two and they were so bored, they didn’t care.
Pt 2 ASAP PLS PEEPOP
Thank you for the upload brother, mashallah
Alhamdulillah 🙏
Someone get this guest a glass of Fn water
Listening at 1 am after a too many strong beers was a bad idea
He kind of sounds like Jackie Jr from Sopranos.
I love prison stories man. Mssp prison stories? 🧑🍳 💋
I wonder if it's different at different places? My boy that did years in federal and a bunch of time at Big Sandy said kites were notes/letters.
Yep. That's also why the descriptions all vary when someone talks about prison, they don't share the same culture.
Kite is the brand of tobacco. Kites are notes passed between cells
The slang changes in different areas.
County prison is way easier than State prison. County is temporary, State is home. There are Lifers who live in State prisons who have nothing to lose. It means nothing to them to shank you in the back or throw you off a tier.
The worst thing about county is the boredom, that’s it. I was lucky (and smart ha haaaa).
@@AstroJenkinsnot too damn smart or you wouldn’t have been in jail
When I was in Freehold-Curren in Philadelphia it’s a facility for prisoners serving short sentences. The guards rule the place and hand out extended sentences like breath mints. Fighting-extra 6 months, stealing-extra 6 months. Everyone just wanted to serve their sentences and get out, very little drama.
I quit working at a county jail for the opposite. Our unit managers were mostly hood women who were in on the dig for the gangs. I was mostly chill and even had a “I didn’t see shit “‘ attitude towards smoking. I’d even avoid shaking those dudes that I knew had smoke or smokes down. But the inmates didn’t reward my leniency because they knew they ultimately ran the place due to our corrupt bosses.. We couldn’t do shit to prisoners. I had one throw a dude straight from booking (scared to death who’re kid who has clearly never been to jail) off of the top tier. By a miracle the kid didn’t get hurt seriously. The dude was given 10 days in solitary and no additional charges. Another time, I was tricked into going into a cell to help a supposedly ill inmate just to have the door shut behind me. It was clear who did it per camera yet nothing happened. Obviously I turned the tv off in the common area… yet the lieutenant who wouldn’t come assist me when dude was thrown off the top a week before now magically appears to reverse my decisions and override me and turn the tv on for NFL playoffs. Clearly someone in the unit text her. She eventually got prosecuted for sneaking cellphones to gang members a few years after I quit. Nearly any inmate you wrote up for discipline issues didn’t even have a hearing for the unit leadership would throw it out before even having a hearing. And filing new charges? Forget about it. And the tray stealing ass mother fuckers who would then act like they didn’t get a tray at all. Man that job sucked. I went in being against the criminal justice system and wanting to treat inmates better only to get shafted by both the inmates and leadership at the same time
I remember one time I got randomly released from jail. Thought I was gonna be there for a minute. Spent all my money on soups, hot picante beef got let out the next day. Had nothing to my name, but like 20 packets of Ramen.😂😂
It's called a loofy. Ramens, doritos,, pickle slices, beef Jerky, Rice, cheese from cheesesticks, then "boil" those little things in chips bags submerged in your bullet style toilet sink.
Its called a chichi bozo especially in george w hill
Burritos or spreads from my experience
Mmmmmm...Sounds disgusting
This dude sounds like bubbles friend from the wire
Jfc that’s spot on lmfao
8:25 a guy committing suicide in county can't help but lmao
Could have been there for anything from an hp of weed to aggravated murder
13:27 Shane loving Asian basketball lololol
What’s the guest’s name?
Matt of the early years was freely wheeling and dealing
Anyone know where to find the full episode
Gotta get me a young boy fr fr
I was thinking from the title this is going to go to gay land pretty quick. Only thing missing in this episode is Theo Von and Joe Rogan.
whats gay about this
@@ghiidra__ easy, toucher
We all make a cheche-
Matt - “that would be sick” 😩
I wonder if Matt's boy was in prison with wallo from million dollars worth of game, he talks about greater Ford or greeters Ford or however you pronounce it prison in Pennsylvania as well. It's like meeting a celebrity lol
mashallah lord peepop
Why is this not filmed?
What episode is this
50
Does Nissin Foods know what American prisoners are doing with their product?
I wonder if buddy ever heard the legend of Titi Jerry on the inside.
19:08 what was that about Callen involving a Bart Simpson tattoo?
The wild wild west
Shout out all da young boulz n ole headz
Why does everyone that gets out of prison talk like this dude?
Cause the whole east coast is a prison funnel
People who get wrapped up in the system tend to have lower IQs after getting out and they seem to regress mentally. They're not dumb, but the stress just burns them right out.
Not me
For a couple of minutes I couldn’t figure out if he was black or white. I guess when the prison pop is 90/10 black/white, it just rubs off on you.
Uighur shit
Damn where did this guy go? I have heard tons of prison stories from ppl that went and it was so much tamer.
Pinochle Tournament!
What episode is this from peep?
They say in the very beginning
Golly, so many questions, and interruptions. Let the man talk, he's willing to tell the way survive and what he experienced. But Shane and Matt are so spazzed out over the curiosity about jail.
where do you find the old podcasts?
Radio dawgz on yt
Where’s part 2??
Soon brother
Most Delco man
23:32 thats water retension, too much sodium.
Is this a Philly accent? or Yinzer? Been trying to decipher it the whole time. Pretty sure Philly but can someone confirm?
Delco accent, right outside of Philly