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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024

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  • @MrSmart199
    @MrSmart199 5 лет назад +3751

    imagine getting jumped by pirates and one says "get my flintlock"

    • @ranchurdhimster4955
      @ranchurdhimster4955 5 лет назад +163

      Get *me* flintlock

    • @explosiveanimator2368
      @explosiveanimator2368 5 лет назад +78

      Blackbeard just jumps out with like 9 flintlocks

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 лет назад +36

      HANS, PAZS ME ZE LUGER P08, THIS IS REWIND TIME TO 1917

    • @deleteduser87
      @deleteduser87 5 лет назад +26

      Pirates have 7 or 9 flintlocks strapped to them

    • @kaiden897.8
      @kaiden897.8 5 лет назад +7

      @@ranchurdhimster4955 you forgot to add *ARR*

  • @daudzia9574
    @daudzia9574 3 года назад +1635

    Imagine mugging a dude and he says, “tally-ho chuckaboo!” and shoots a golf ball sized hole through your torso

    • @ajo5311
      @ajo5311 3 года назад +125

      You reload and shoot and nails the neighbors dog cause it’s smooth board

    • @mikd157
      @mikd157 3 года назад +100

      You have to resort to the cannon mounted on the stairs loaded with grapeshot

    • @thermalninja7359
      @thermalninja7359 3 года назад +2

      Haha

    • @bruhmomento9032
      @bruhmomento9032 3 года назад +10

      @@mikd157 I swear I heard this from somewhere...

    • @conradek6841
      @conradek6841 3 года назад +105

      @@bruhmomento9032 I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 3 года назад +358

    The "broom handle" isn't a bad carry, it's a symbol of authority saying "Court is in session, I'm your judge, jury and executioner. The court finds you guilty..."

    • @TubeRadiosRule
      @TubeRadiosRule 3 года назад +8

      Bolo variation is a tad more compact. Shorter barrel and smaller grip.

    • @LiLNAGiSA
      @LiLNAGiSA 2 года назад +12

      I own one and I carry it. I feel baddy with it.

    • @UrsineArms
      @UrsineArms Год назад +2

      ​@@LiLNAGiSAhonestly if I paid that much for a c96 I'd be carrying it too

  • @KanekiKen-lm1dl
    @KanekiKen-lm1dl 3 года назад +472

    Alternative title: 5 guns that will make your opponent leave you alone out of respect for carrying them.

    • @arjunmadan318
      @arjunmadan318 3 года назад +5

      That's clever

    • @michaelmccartin2054
      @michaelmccartin2054 3 года назад +12

      An 1847 Walker Colt, pull that on someone and they will shit themselves.

    • @huguesdepayen1
      @huguesdepayen1 3 года назад +11

      @@michaelmccartin2054 thing is that thing wouldn’t be too bad if you just carrier around pre loaded cylinders on you, it’d be almost as quick as a modern handgun with a hell of allot of power behind.

    • @michaelmccartin2054
      @michaelmccartin2054 3 года назад +3

      @@huguesdepayen1 just don't miss!

    • @timmybrown5418
      @timmybrown5418 3 года назад +1

      This made me smile r/madlads

  • @StoredInTheBalls
    @StoredInTheBalls 5 лет назад +3071

    I carry a fake grenade. When they ask for my wallet, I hand them that. Instant tactical advantage.

    • @mysteryman4915
      @mysteryman4915 5 лет назад +254

      I can imagine a guy getting robbed and pulls out a grenade and starts yelling like a sperg and running at the robber.

    • @drunkpunch7334
      @drunkpunch7334 5 лет назад +166

      "Brick where did you get a hand grenade?"

    • @popefish8522
      @popefish8522 5 лет назад +117

      B D It’s all fun and games until you get patted down by a cop

    • @vladimirlenin2582
      @vladimirlenin2582 4 года назад +62

      @@drunkpunch7334 why is it called a hand grenade ? Why can't it be called a "leg grenade"

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 4 года назад +94

      Vladimir Lenin it's named after what you lose if you hold on to it too long

  • @allegedcombustion9014
    @allegedcombustion9014 5 лет назад +7206

    Imagining jumping a bunch of guys but they form a perfect formation of musket and volley fire at you

    • @defaultset
      @defaultset 5 лет назад +500

      Hit em with the ole 3 row grenadier formation

    • @juliancalero8012
      @juliancalero8012 5 лет назад +36

      Lol

    • @ColonizedEthan
      @ColonizedEthan 5 лет назад +179

      *meanwhile citizens literally dying of laughter*

    • @joeydiaz5615
      @joeydiaz5615 5 лет назад +181

      Go to Afghanistan and you might see that. If it launches a projectile at killing speed it's getting used.

    • @tokiwartooth4584
      @tokiwartooth4584 5 лет назад +47

      Well it is a round ball ripping through tissue,, ouch

  • @marschallblucher6197
    @marschallblucher6197 3 года назад +518

    "...I draw my flintlock pistol on the 2nd man. I miss him entirely because it's smooth bore and I nail the neighbors dog instead"
    (Note: This isn't originally from TheRussianBadger it's been a copy paste for a while. Though, like many, I originally heard it from Badger.)

  • @BarnyTrubble
    @BarnyTrubble 3 года назад +557

    **looks and current ammo prices**
    **studies the flintlock a little harder while considering**

    • @JastwatchingYT
      @JastwatchingYT 3 года назад +7

      13 bucks for a 9mm 124gr single 50rd pack doesn't sound too bad.

    • @augusteast6518
      @augusteast6518 3 года назад +20

      In all seriousness I would carry that captain hook gun not even ashamed to admit it. But my daily cary is a cap and ball revolver so xD

    • @zanderness
      @zanderness 3 года назад +3

      .22 revolver will take down several humans before having to reload

    • @augusteast6518
      @augusteast6518 3 года назад +1

      @@zanderness mine holds 6 just as much as a 22 revolver only mine is .44 cal

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 3 года назад +4

      Just carry two black powder revolvers. Of you dont hit in 12 shots then you were going to die either way.

  • @jah3621
    @jah3621 5 лет назад +1863

    *gets jumped by mugger*
    Mugger: “Give me your money!”
    Me: *pulls out kolibri*

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 4 года назад +85

      Pulls out suppressed kolibri

    • @lilmichaeltaylor546
      @lilmichaeltaylor546 4 года назад +75

      Pulls out kolibri with underslung grenade launcher

    • @4n4rch1st7
      @4n4rch1st7 4 года назад +30

      joseph Stalin the bayonet will do more damage than the gun lol

    • @homiespaghetti1522
      @homiespaghetti1522 4 года назад +38

      Pulls out kolibri with 6x zoom scope with silencer with bayonet with under barrel laser shark attachment

    • @staticalphabetsoup637
      @staticalphabetsoup637 4 года назад +20

      Pulls out bipod knife

  • @__sno__3820
    @__sno__3820 5 лет назад +2858

    *pulls out c96*
    THE ENEMY IS CAPTURING OBJECTIVE BUTTER

    • @HarleyU
      @HarleyU 5 лет назад +58

      PIGEON MAN FUCK OFF 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholasagalos760
      @nicholasagalos760 5 лет назад +94

      THe ENEMY CONTROLS AlL OBJECTIVES

    • @Reskal
      @Reskal 5 лет назад +33

      BUTTER: oh well im fucked

    • @thechicken9463
      @thechicken9463 5 лет назад +40

      PIGEON MAN We have captured objective Charlie

    • @Jo-os4pq
      @Jo-os4pq 5 лет назад +32

      a *B O M B* is being planted in our ammo supply!

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 3 года назад +30

    Robber: “Give me you wallet!”
    Me with a Mauser: *”NIEN!”*

    • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
      @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 3 года назад +3

      NIEN I will send you to the “shower”

    • @notrich
      @notrich Год назад

      @@yourlocalcorrectidiot927 Then you can dry yourself in the ''oven''

  • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
    @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 3 года назад +302

    This aged poorly: now that there's an ammo shortage that muzzle-loader is looking pretty nice.

    • @darthhauler9947
      @darthhauler9947 3 года назад +7

      Got two single shot cap and ball pistols, a Colt Dragoon, an 1858 Remington, and a .50 cal blackpowder rifle that can handle 120 grain charges. I'm set as soon as I find a M1855 Colt Revolving Shotgun

    • @nutball3756
      @nutball3756 3 года назад +5

      Well the whole point isn't really the guns being bad, it's more the guns being bad for conceal carry (maybe open carry, idk) and a flintlock pistol or a black powder revolver aren't really good for conceal carrying. Since they're black powder guns that are slow to reload, especially the flintlock.

    • @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295
      @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295 3 года назад +1

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @knunn5171
      @knunn5171 Год назад +1

      If I was a felon there would definitely be one in my car and beside my bed

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor Год назад +1

      @@nutball3756 You can do shockingly fast reloads in a black powder _revolver_ by swapping to a new, pre-loaded cylinder.

  • @pUrpLEsnake325
    @pUrpLEsnake325 8 лет назад +136

    I would love so much if some guy came up to me one day and yelled "Gimme all your money bitch!" and then pulled out a flintlock pistol and began the long arduous process of loading it.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 8 лет назад +6

      Nobody would be that dumb to attempt a robbery with an unloaded flintlock. Then again, I have heard stories where a guy attempted to get money from a bank, was told the manager was gone and the only one who could access the vault, so he left his phone number with the employees for when the manager does come back, so maybe it could happen.

    • @vistaboy09
      @vistaboy09 8 лет назад +1

      +SpaghettiandSauce Also, theme song for robbing someone with flintlock
      As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
      I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
      I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
      I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

    • @gtracer6629
      @gtracer6629 8 лет назад

      +Anthony Smith Shows you just can't fix stupid.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 8 лет назад +2

      +SpaghettiandSauce
      While holding it in side tilted gangsta style.

    • @CallicoJackracham
      @CallicoJackracham 8 лет назад

      +Jason Or Stand & Deliver by Adam & The Ants haha

  • @Seqtopus
    @Seqtopus 8 лет назад +1883

    I carry about 7 Flint lock pistols on my person at all times.

    • @bagnome
      @bagnome 8 лет назад +86

      Well at any rate, you'll out gun a percussion pistol wielding bandit at least.

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 8 лет назад +8

      Just carry a Patterson or a Walker! More ammo lol

    • @lilnye2625
      @lilnye2625 8 лет назад +38

      Dual wield these babies and drop them when ur done

    • @exp4006
      @exp4006 8 лет назад +66

      You're not Edward Kenway, are you?

    • @lieutenantkettch
      @lieutenantkettch 8 лет назад +56

      ARRRRRRRRRRR! Ye carry 'em with yer cutlass, matey?

  • @BlueStarr86
    @BlueStarr86 3 года назад +235

    That first pistol can absolutely be used as a bludgeon with no issues.

    • @richardhicks5031
      @richardhicks5031 3 года назад +14

      This is true fire the gun if you missed then the sound and smoke will distract him long enough for you to smack him in the face

    • @adude8424
      @adude8424 3 года назад +7

      You can also overload the gun with extra gunpowder and you'll have yourself a hand grenade.
      After blowing your hands up the robber will panic and ran away. Or just surrender and give the robber your gun and he'll blow up himself.

    • @jamesknowles2445
      @jamesknowles2445 3 года назад +4

      How do you-
      Know
      you know what
      naw
      i want to live

    • @onecringymofo
      @onecringymofo 3 года назад +2

      Its most likely a .58 caliber pistol and has almost no kick. If you hit the shot than they will have a big ass hole in them

    • @bogusmogus9551
      @bogusmogus9551 3 года назад

      Yes, that brass end on the grip is rather useful

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 3 года назад +90

    "flintlocks are just about the worst guns to carry"
    *.60 caliber grape shot has entered the chat*

  • @hunterhamsterdam2485
    @hunterhamsterdam2485 5 лет назад +3176

    *Pulls out C96*
    Bad Guy : Wait... wha-
    Me : *sTArT SpEAKing GeRMan*

    • @Zladnyl
      @Zladnyl 5 лет назад +106

      Best fucking comment, I died of laughter...

    • @Configuramous
      @Configuramous 5 лет назад +87

      Bad guy: (says something about nazis being extinct)

    • @peridot675
      @peridot675 5 лет назад +42

      HunterZ21, Fer der Deutschland!

    • @oldaccount5477
      @oldaccount5477 5 лет назад +46

      * Schauen Sie, wer hat ein Messer zu einem Schießen gebracht, Dummkopf!!

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 5 лет назад +61

      Guy: jumps out of shadow with knife drawn*
      Me: *draws C96, holds it in that shitty "down at your hip" stance*
      Guy: "what the fuck is that?"
      Me: "WE WILL AZK ZE QUESTIONS. SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS"

  • @MrFredstt
    @MrFredstt 6 лет назад +462

    What??? The flintlock is one of the best concealed weapons you could have. Any criminal would NEVER guess you would pull out a flintlock on them. The sheer confusion and shock they'd experience would cause them to run away

    • @dejectd2972
      @dejectd2972 5 лет назад +15

      I would think it's a prop

    • @richardscheirman9782
      @richardscheirman9782 5 лет назад +23

      Carry four and add more confusion.

    • @richardscheirman9782
      @richardscheirman9782 5 лет назад +6

      @@dejectd2972 Never assume a gun is fake!

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 лет назад +1

      Wait you're right

    • @richardscheirman9782
      @richardscheirman9782 5 лет назад

      @@TryanaTheGoober as long as it is rifled and can handle 50 grain loads id use a modern shockwave 45/50 hollow goex with a pyrodex pellet

  • @ArmandoNos
    @ArmandoNos 3 года назад +43

    imagine someone tries to rob you with a knife and shouts "give me your money!" but you pull out your flintlock like " i wont unhand my currency"

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 3 года назад +3

      You won't get one shilling out of my dear lad!

  • @ariaa.9428
    @ariaa.9428 3 года назад +78

    *says 22. Pistol*
    New vegas players:
    “Wait, I know that, it sucks.”

    • @insertname5285
      @insertname5285 3 года назад +8

      Not in the tops hotel and casino
      "You dig us baby we're the Tops"

  • @wesley492
    @wesley492 5 лет назад +1726

    Real gangstas carry bolt action .22cal WWII Welrods

    • @feelsgoodman2171
      @feelsgoodman2171 5 лет назад +35

      Oh yeah yeah Welrod is a sexy girl

    • @anttipuhakka5284
      @anttipuhakka5284 5 лет назад +53

      Real men carry sawn-off enfields from ww1.

    • @Americanspy-hn2kw
      @Americanspy-hn2kw 4 года назад +8

      That’s also a single shot lol

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac 4 года назад +13

      No U It has a mag it’s just a pain to use.

    • @MinecraftKarol2005
      @MinecraftKarol2005 4 года назад +16

      REAL real gangstas carrying m249 with extra ammo tapes in their pockets

  • @jebbybw9030
    @jebbybw9030 5 лет назад +810

    *Wakes Up*
    Mind: Wonder what I should protect myself and my family with
    *Looks at various High end handguns*
    *Picks up flintlock*

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 4 года назад +16

      That would be the last on the list id want to be shot by

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 4 года назад +13

      @@viciousKev
      Yeah. Those things won't only kill you, they'll hurt *a lot* before doing so.

    • @djpikachu7645
      @djpikachu7645 4 года назад +3

      Squirrel argh

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 4 года назад +5

      if you wanna die Fast... don't worry, this is your BEST CHOOSE!
      The Flintlock Duel Pistol is the best pistol for you die, because is hard to reload, outdated, one single capacity of ammo and low quality of equipament!

    • @chadkoichi9105
      @chadkoichi9105 4 года назад +4

      nah protect your family with a nerf gun its always one shot

  • @huellbabineaux4343
    @huellbabineaux4343 3 года назад +251

    I have never before been so proud to get a video in my recommended

  • @bootybob6456
    @bootybob6456 3 года назад +38

    Robber: give me your money
    Me: pulls out Luger p08
    Robber: that’s cute what even is that
    Me: ein kriegsverbrechen

  • @InvertedGigachad
    @InvertedGigachad 5 лет назад +247

    Criminal: *points glock at me*
    Me: *Pulls out Luger P08*
    "Ich bin nun wirklich enttäuscht von Ihnen.*

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 лет назад +10

      I want a Luger in 10mm auto. Alas, I don't have the money to pay Lugerman...

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 4 года назад +7

      P08 isn't a bad gun to carry actually haha

    • @tadpetrie3464
      @tadpetrie3464 4 года назад +3

      @@gihrenzabi7271 I hear ya man!!! Ever since I found out the Luger Man makes a 10mm, I have put that on the top of "My List Of Things To Do If I Ever Win A Ridiculously Large Lottery Jackpot" ! If I ever do, I'll order you one when I order mine!

    • @exexpat11
      @exexpat11 4 года назад +1

      I played with a Luger. I really feel sorry for the Germans that had to carry that POS. Jam-a-matics! To think it was designed by an American and contended with the 1911 in Army trials. Joke gun.

    • @tadpetrie3464
      @tadpetrie3464 4 года назад +2

      The Luger is no joke man! It's actually a truly precision firearm! It is better suited for competition and to a lesser degree civilian law enforcement due to it's maintence regimen. It was definitely not well suited to military service, but in it's day it had few equals when it came to target competition!

  • @andrewalanis8122
    @andrewalanis8122 8 лет назад +373

    yeah let me just pull out my fucking flint lock pistol from the 1700s

  • @DukDaStabbiestOgryn
    @DukDaStabbiestOgryn 3 года назад +80

    imagin trying to rob a man with a knife but they decide to pull a edward keenway and have 4 flintlock pistols on them concield in their jacket, aswell as pulling a reaper

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 3 года назад +37

    Flashbacks to Angelo Bronte in Red Dead 2 chucking a Mauser pistol at John

  • @nethershot5279
    @nethershot5279 6 лет назад +2312

    I carry around the 800mm German Schwerer Gustav dual train rail mounted artillery emplacement you normies.

    • @lilisap9816
      @lilisap9816 6 лет назад +31

      Bruder muss los

    • @donuck5774
      @donuck5774 5 лет назад +32

      Respekt

    • @rookeva8688
      @rookeva8688 5 лет назад +53

      I carry around a USS Dwight D. Eisenhower
      Dweeb

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 5 лет назад +22

      I carry the bfg 9000

    • @neptune3569
      @neptune3569 5 лет назад +25

      I concealed carry the M1919 Browning MG. gotta be safe bois

  • @everythingUTrealestate
    @everythingUTrealestate 6 лет назад +1997

    Honestly I'd be more scared if someone pointed a flint lock at me than if they pointed a glock at me.

    • @danieldouglass9325
      @danieldouglass9325 6 лет назад +34

      ruclips.net/video/vMeHSP_NeQQ/видео.html

    • @PushCatT
      @PushCatT 6 лет назад +180

      Right? I mean who wants to lose half a arm?

    • @onebritishboi9892
      @onebritishboi9892 6 лет назад +259

      I would be to because the guy is clearly crazy and doesn't care about shooting you

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 6 лет назад +145

      Same, the guy would have be fucking mental lol
      The mentally insane are a force to be reckoned with
      always remember that matey

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 6 лет назад +102

      *pulls flintlock*

  • @-Cheif
    @-Cheif 3 года назад +15

    To be fair I would 100% concealed carry a C96 if I lived in the states, also a flintlock would be hella cool as well

  • @melikshah6381
    @melikshah6381 3 года назад +37

    When you Pack-a-Punch them they actually get really good especially the Mauser.

    • @gulper4134
      @gulper4134 3 года назад +1

      @@gagegamer3636 this vidoe actually made me get back on orgins and pack a punch the mauser

    • @Oculyss
      @Oculyss 3 года назад +2

      @@gulper4134 it’s making me wanna buy black ops 2 again

    • @clobzz
      @clobzz 3 года назад

      i was looking for a comment mentioning the Mauser in Origins

    • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
      @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 3 года назад

      Is it full auto

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 2 года назад +1

      Winston Churchill loved his C96
      it has some really big almost Art Deco feel to it too, even though it was released in 1896

  • @HarleyU
    @HarleyU 5 лет назад +590

    Cop: sir can I have ur license and registration
    Me: here ya go *gives info*
    Cop: are there any firearms in the vehicle
    Me: yes in the trunk
    Cop: *opens trunk*
    *finds 50 flintlocks and a c96*
    Also cop: *I NEED AIR SUPPORT*

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 5 лет назад +22

      *we need the army*

    • @josephmarkesjoseph1357
      @josephmarkesjoseph1357 4 года назад +20

      For guns made before 1900 (even replicas) they don't need any paperwork and can be taken anywhere( I wouldn't try on planes though) they are considered antiques and not considered firearms. So even in cities like New York you can own a flint lock

    • @grizzdotcom
      @grizzdotcom 4 года назад +8

      @@josephmarkesjoseph1357 There are still issues with carry, because even if it isn't a firearm, you could still be hit with carrying/concealing a "deadly weapon."

    • @josephmarkesjoseph1357
      @josephmarkesjoseph1357 4 года назад +6

      @@grizzdotcom I honstlly do not know about that. So ill take your word for it. But regardless, if time comes to need it, then you have it.

    • @yourlocalfishservent9213
      @yourlocalfishservent9213 4 года назад +1

      This reminds me of that scene from the end of The Matrix

  • @karlwithak2535
    @karlwithak2535 5 лет назад +904

    Did you know felons can own blackpowder guns. I've seen a guy why carried a cap and ball revolver for that reason

    • @emperorpalpatine1228
      @emperorpalpatine1228 5 лет назад +183

      Felons can own any gun they want, illegally.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 5 лет назад +97

      Emperor Palpatine but this one legally.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 4 года назад +23

      @GrezterGreen I'm a lawyer.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 4 года назад +18

      @GrezterGreen a legal gun is easier to get than an illegal one.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 4 года назад +9

      @GrezterGreen if you get caught in self defense with an illegal firearm you're gonna serve a long time in a third world jail.

  • @englishpolishmememan8892
    @englishpolishmememan8892 Год назад +7

    I just came back to this to say.
    I moved to America
    Bought a C96
    And yes.
    I EDC it.
    My goals are beyond your comprehension.

  • @Ranger_75
    @Ranger_75 3 года назад +24

    0:20 Gonna carry this just in case the british attack again

    • @fletcherquinn3658
      @fletcherquinn3658 3 года назад +1

      I can say, as a young Brit, if you carry this, we won’t attack, we will be scared and hide behind our tea

    • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
      @flyingrancidm00nfish7 3 года назад +2

      @@fletcherquinn3658 Call yourself a Brit? Can't even spell "Tea". Try harder Mr Quinn!

    • @fletcherquinn3658
      @fletcherquinn3658 3 года назад

      @@flyingrancidm00nfish7 corrected good sure

    • @mcrorie2021963
      @mcrorie2021963 3 года назад

      We're thinkin about it fella. 🇬🇧

  • @wheelz1166
    @wheelz1166 5 лет назад +329

    You know what would be scary for an every day carry? *pulls an m14 out of pant leg*

    • @wolfd89
      @wolfd89 5 лет назад +36

      is that a SOCOM16 in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    • @torresfishingFL
      @torresfishingFL 5 лет назад +7

      *Pulls out groza*
      "Um you dropped this and I was just putting it back in your pocket" *turns around and runs away*

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 лет назад +1

      Holy Crap that'd be horrifying

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 лет назад

      @@wolfd89 helk yeah it yes

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked 5 лет назад +1

      M14?
      Weak, I carry a deathstar superlazer.

  • @grimmo3936
    @grimmo3936 4 года назад +733

    It would be funny though. Just imagine someone being mugged and they pull out a civil war era gun.

    • @FancyNeon
      @FancyNeon 4 года назад +75

      **pulls out flintlock*
      Arr ye better think twice before ye try and rob me ye landlubber

    • @Trolleyatthestation
      @Trolleyatthestation 4 года назад +28

      In the civil war flintlocks weren't used anymore. They had revolvers and repeating rifles.
      Caplock guns too.

    • @erebys21
      @erebys21 4 года назад +20

      *Whips out blunderbuss*

    • @AP-mq4tv
      @AP-mq4tv 4 года назад +9

      Luis Avilez I Think Hes Talking About The Cap Revolver

    • @Trolleyatthestation
      @Trolleyatthestation 4 года назад +1

      @@AP-mq4tv oh

  • @_AceInTheHole_
    @_AceInTheHole_ 3 года назад +53

    The C96 Mauser was the inspiration for Han Solo’s DL-44 Pistol in Star Wars

  • @egnbigdave
    @egnbigdave 3 года назад +8

    "my very first pistol was a cap and ball colt, shoots as fast as lightning but it loads a little slow... loads a little slow, and I soon found out, it can get you into trouble but it can't get you out... " Steve Earl - "The Devils Right Hand"

  • @dirtytreerat14
    @dirtytreerat14 4 года назад +1710

    Guy: robbing my house,
    Me: *_swiftly pulls out C96_*
    Also me: *Lass deine verdammte Waffe fallen und geh auf den Boden!!!*

    • @dirtytreerat14
      @dirtytreerat14 4 года назад +33

      Irdendein Name Es heißt, lass deine verdammte Waffe fallen und geh auf den Boden

    • @Masonnn245
      @Masonnn245 4 года назад +21

      TRANSLATION

    • @hellsingscult6929
      @hellsingscult6929 4 года назад +9

      You win the best comment contest

    • @lukebunch6327
      @lukebunch6327 4 года назад +7

      Robber pulls out flintlock

    • @frnq7987
      @frnq7987 4 года назад +6

      WHAT THAT DOES THAT MEAN

  • @M3iscool
    @M3iscool 8 лет назад +2047

    I would totally run a flintlock with an open carry permit. Would it be a good idea? No. Would it be awesome? Yes.

    • @dragoarrow8
      @dragoarrow8 8 лет назад +11

      lol

    • @jimg7647
      @jimg7647 8 лет назад +75

      if I am not mistaken you can open carry a flintlock or cap and ball with no LTC requirement. But check the law first.

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 8 лет назад +189

      bonus points: the anti-gunners won't come at you since they thought the second amendment only applies on muskets.

    • @pipgang8566
      @pipgang8566 8 лет назад +140

      +Harith Azmi Wrong. They would think it's an AR15 and call the police.

    • @modwlego
      @modwlego 7 лет назад +102

      +Ac1dM0nk3y 'hello? Yes, mr police, I saw a man carrying an Super semi-fully auto bolt action AR-47 armour piercing rifle, with a 500 round clip, and the thing that goes up! Send the swat! Hello? Hello!?!'

  • @jacopoabbruscato9271
    @jacopoabbruscato9271 3 года назад +7

    "Flintlocks are terrible for concealed carry"
    Yes, as long as you care about concealing, that is

    • @BLINDrOBOTFILMS
      @BLINDrOBOTFILMS 3 года назад

      "Is that a flintlock in your pocket or are you just VERY happy to see me?"

  • @hotcoldman777
    @hotcoldman777 3 года назад +7

    The C96 was one of the best Pistols in Resident Evil 4.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 2 года назад +1

      I just wish there was a unique 7.63x25 Mauser variant that hit harder than the Red 9

  • @tabasajustinjakej.7715
    @tabasajustinjakej.7715 6 лет назад +2027

    I'd open carry a flintlock pistol.

    • @phoneguy4257
      @phoneguy4257 6 лет назад +5

      Hey Crabman!

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 6 лет назад +93

      Pffffffff, I open carry a Matchlock Musket from 1519

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 6 лет назад +16

      I'd open carry the Magnum - Double Ecstasy, .69CM Calibre Pistol. Best for protection. 99% guaranteed.

    • @hhgeyyu6842
      @hhgeyyu6842 6 лет назад +18

      I'd carry a .45 peacemaker

    • @aliceponder
      @aliceponder 6 лет назад +5

      I no joke know someone who though it was a good idea to carry a red hawk as concealed carry.

  • @mrcosmicbanana3190
    @mrcosmicbanana3190 4 года назад +292

    There was actually a parolee in my town about a month ago that was arrested out by this old gas station for trying to hold up the shop with a flintlock lol

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 4 года назад +53

      sure it's just one shot but do you want to be at the receiving end of that?

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 года назад +4

      @@fish3977 if you’ve got a shit ton of luck, or the guy has bad aim, sure. Just a bit of black powder smoke in your lungs.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 3 года назад

      That’s a Florida Man story

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 года назад +2

      Wssnt that featured on donut operator's channel? He brought a full length musket with bayonet attached into a store and because the end product was so long he couldn't hold it properly in the store

    • @willwhite3322
      @willwhite3322 3 года назад

      Well depends on the state but I know a lot of places don’t legally consider a black bowser fire arm a “fire arm.” So if you were to shoot someone without killing them it couldn’t be assault with a firearm/deadly weapon.

  • @ayeeyee9634
    @ayeeyee9634 3 года назад +8

    *Fills the flintlock to the brim with black powder*
    Shoots
    Blowback breaks my hand as a ball of flame engulfs the guy who tried to take my wallet

    • @ayeeyee9634
      @ayeeyee9634 3 года назад +1

      @Jeremy Harmon not really, as I also caught fire and my hand was broken

    • @justacentrist4147
      @justacentrist4147 3 года назад

      Probably wouldn't break your had most of the powder would just be shot out the muzzle befor it even exsploded one hell of a fierball though. Its relatively safe to over charge and even to undercharge a black powder gun

    • @ayeeyee9634
      @ayeeyee9634 3 года назад +1

      @@justacentrist4147 I t ‘ s a j o k e

    • @ayeeyee9634
      @ayeeyee9634 3 года назад

      @@justacentrist4147 also spelling

  • @batboyxl2
    @batboyxl2 3 года назад +2

    Can you imagine the swat team powdering their guns in the back of the truck😂

  • @codymcdaniel1151
    @codymcdaniel1151 4 года назад +645

    Wait, you mean to tell me,
    My flintlock was once considered a carry weapon?

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 4 года назад +84

      Yeah...
      About three or four hundred years ago

    • @Kruglov762
      @Kruglov762 4 года назад +24

      Radioactive Assassin i think a sword was nore effective back them

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 4 года назад +15

      In Amsterdam back then, if ya bought one, congrats you part of the nightwatch!

    • @3xaidan
      @3xaidan 4 года назад +2

      hey captain price

    • @o-v-e-r-l-o-r-d
      @o-v-e-r-l-o-r-d 3 года назад +5

      P R I C E !

  • @theguitarhero3
    @theguitarhero3 5 лет назад +761

    *Pulls out nambu and katana*
    Bad guy: uhhh.
    Me: TENNOHEIKA BANZAI!

    • @joshuahmitchell873
      @joshuahmitchell873 4 года назад +15

      *inhalesdeeply WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooowwww

    • @joshuahmitchell873
      @joshuahmitchell873 4 года назад +4

      Kay

    • @theadministrator2641
      @theadministrator2641 4 года назад +8

      Weeb drongo

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 4 года назад +19

      I hate that charge in cod waw lol

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 4 года назад +12

      >tfw nambu jams second shot and misses the first
      >Guy with knife whacks katana, it breaks in half

  • @sirsir9665
    @sirsir9665 3 года назад +2

    There's that one guy in a fedora that would try to carry the first pistol.

  • @csmith_hunt6466
    @csmith_hunt6466 3 года назад +5

    Me seeing the pic before I click it: Oh, so this is like a Star Wars thing.
    Me after clicking it: oh . . . Well, this is still fine.

  • @senpaizac4687
    @senpaizac4687 4 года назад +383

    Me: *pulls out C96*
    Robber: I have a bad feeling about this

    • @chrismoellering695
      @chrismoellering695 3 года назад +16

      If it was good enough for Han....granted, Tatoonie was an open carry planet. 😉

    • @GothicSoldier9000
      @GothicSoldier9000 3 года назад +4

      @ODST Wannabe And your buddies get shredded by the grapeshot cannon at the top of the stairs?
      Bummer about the neighbor's dog, though.

    • @mothman6380
      @mothman6380 3 года назад +2

      Step one pull out gun charging handle already pulled
      Step two load with stripper clip use spent clip to jam in threats eye or other sensitive areas
      Step three disabled knee caps elbows and finally one through the front and side of the neck putting a four way puncture in vital area

    • @JohnSinatra88
      @JohnSinatra88 3 года назад

      The robber: Hans is that you?

    • @mothman6380
      @mothman6380 3 года назад

      @@JohnSinatra88 Marius?

  • @miked1470
    @miked1470 5 лет назад +30

    Full size .22:
    Low recoil.
    More accurate than a sub-compact.
    Less damage on a non-lethal hit.
    Same psychological impact.

  • @prometheus5097
    @prometheus5097 3 года назад +2

    Dude they made Han's blaster into a real thing

  • @ralphwaters8905
    @ralphwaters8905 3 года назад +4

    I own a percussion lock revolver very much like the one you showed. You forgot to smear grease on the end of the cylinder after pressing in the balls. Without this, you will get frequent chain fires, where the cylinder in line with the barrel ignites a loaded chamber next to it. It will not damage the gun, but it does send a second round off at an angle and you lose the next shot.

    • @johnmullholand2044
      @johnmullholand2044 2 года назад +3

      If you use the proper size bullets, which shave off a ring of lead as you seat them, chain fires are not a problem. The grease over the bullets just makes a mess if you carry it for a while, attracts dust and dirt, and gets blown away by the previous shots. Unless you are doing a lot of shooting at the range, the grease isn't worth the bother.

  • @oldgoblin7312
    @oldgoblin7312 5 лет назад +507

    I carry a Poke ball with a king panzer tank in it.

    • @stardustsama3688
      @stardustsama3688 5 лет назад +13

      old Goblin super effective

    • @wolfd89
      @wolfd89 5 лет назад +4

      is one of the moves 'Harden'? gigidygig

    • @faithful4654
      @faithful4654 5 лет назад +3

      No no no, I carry a Pokeball with a Tiger I in it.

    • @gggaming4tg
      @gggaming4tg 5 лет назад +8

      I carry a pòkeball with a U.S.S Yorktown in it

    • @thetankgeneral5775
      @thetankgeneral5775 5 лет назад +1

      I carry a pokeball with both the Yamato and the shinano in it

  • @TheTrainMaster15
    @TheTrainMaster15 5 лет назад +172

    Saying the C96 would be a bad concealed carry weapon is blasphemy.

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi 5 лет назад +6

      Winston Churchill himself, carried a ww1 capture. Those things are no joke when you are, down range of one.

    • @local38on-tv
      @local38on-tv 5 лет назад +4

      Nah B I be pullin out the full size Mauser C96 Carbine from my fanny pack

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 4 года назад

      It's penetration against soft armor might be decent in theory. FMJ is guaranteed.

  • @krishnasai4659
    @krishnasai4659 3 года назад +9

    Me who dosent own any guns and is a kid “this looks interesting”.

    • @StumpfForFreedom
      @StumpfForFreedom 3 года назад

      Get your parents to buy you a shotgun for hunting. Best place to start.

    • @LnmHive
      @LnmHive 3 года назад

      @@StumpfForFreedom I don't think this is allowed in all the contries tho

  • @kevinmontoya7318
    @kevinmontoya7318 3 года назад +1

    Mugger: gimme yo crap
    Me: *pulls out c96*
    Also me: Also hast du den Tod gewählt

  • @burtvhulberthyhbn7583
    @burtvhulberthyhbn7583 7 лет назад +77

    No joke but in 1988 I actually took a cap and ball 6 shooter off a heavily tattooed criminal who was trying to hot wire a car and steal it from an underground parking garage.

    • @rauljuarez6541
      @rauljuarez6541 7 лет назад +2

      Burt Hulbert I believe that

    • @mrmanbutt3501
      @mrmanbutt3501 7 лет назад

      Burt Hulbert did he have a flat ass?

    • @burtvhulberthyhbn7583
      @burtvhulberthyhbn7583 7 лет назад +19

      Mr man Butt I can tell you this. Upon arrest he refused to utter a syllable and had no I.D. He did had a very unique tattoo covering his entire chest that was recorded in prison and on prior arrests. Because of his huge tattoo, "FUCK
      OFF" we were able to reveal his name.

    • @jimtreebob2096
      @jimtreebob2096 7 лет назад +6

      Burt Hulbert that is the greatest thing ever.

    • @burtvhulberthyhbn7583
      @burtvhulberthyhbn7583 7 лет назад +12

      jim treebob yup it was "FUCK
      OFF" in 5 inch tall letters centered on his chest.

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 8 лет назад +3340

    ...So I guess the point of this video is "obsolete guns are obsolete?"

    • @therideneverends1697
      @therideneverends1697 8 лет назад +61

      +Jedibob5 Seems like it.

    • @hamsteaks5541
      @hamsteaks5541 8 лет назад +68

      Won't be so obsolete here in "America" in the near future.
      At this rate, we're certainly going to lose our rights to most "modern" firearms.
      Because they are so "dated", "impractical" and "useless" in the eyes of the current commie regime they are worth looking into. Please don't give them any more ammo...pardon the pun.

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 8 лет назад +10

      +Ham Steaks
      Do you believe that felons or lunatics shouldn't be allowed to have guns? I ask this question because, if we don't allow felons or lunatics to have guns, but don't run background checks on the people buying them, and don't prevent the cohabiting family of said felon or lunatic from having guns, then those perfectly reasonable laws that we have become so worthless that they aren't worth the text-/legal book space they occupy. You get situations like "Oops, my psychopathic brother managed to take my gun and shoot up a school." And then, that family has to live with the fact that, because of their negligence and their choice to exercise their freedom to own a firearm when they most-likely should have chosen self-restraint, one or more people has been wounded or killed.
      I mean, I have the right to say whatever I want to anyone, legally (except in certain contract cases, like Non-Disclosure Agreements or Official Secrets stuff, or in cases of slander). But, if I just grossly abuse this freedom of speech instead of exercising my self-restraint, then I won't have any friends. Is that just? Just because I have the freedom of speech, does that mean I have the freedom from the responsibility to accept the consequences of using/misusing it?
      Anyway, it's not like owning 5 guns for every window is ever going to save you from government oppression. If the government really wants you dead, they'll send tanks. Or Predators. Or missiles. Or assassins. The government has developed ways to kill you without sending soldiers to shoot you, and thus get in harm's way. We call it, "tactical warfare," or ,"Surgical Strikes."
      But, most likely, they'll just send SWAT to your house and have you arrested, then bribe a jury to give you life in a Supermax prison or the death penalty. The government is very, *very* powerful, and to allow yourself to think that an AR-15 will save you against a SWAT Team with ballistic shields, tear gas, and flashbangs is dangerous to yourself.

    • @crucifyrobinhood
      @crucifyrobinhood 8 лет назад +20

      +John London Ah!! One of my fave pet peeves. Look, Johnny, the constitution says nothing about banning felons from gun ownership. This has everything to do with the fact that the framers of the constitution were all felons in the eyes of the government, I.E. THE KING. Nor are there exceptions for "mental defectives". One man's moron is another man's guru. Who decides a citizen is too mentally ill to be able to defend himself in the same fashion as the decider? Food for thought. More food: The framers of the constitution intended our right to keep and BEAR arms to empower the citizenry to overthrow the government if it became too powerful. Personal defense is never mentioned but the RESPONSIBILITY of the citizens to overthrow the Govt. when needed is clearly expressed. The real question is, have we outgrown the constitution, or do we need it now more than ever?

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 8 лет назад +11

      CrucifyRobinHood Ah, one of *my* favorite pet-peeves.
      According to Justice John Marshal in McCulloch v. Maryland, the laws of Congress are voices of the Constitution. Therefore, the Constitution says something about banning felons from gun ownership.
      But even better, you've just let yourself fall into the trap of, "We need guns to defeat a tyrannical government."
      Look, buddy, do you honestly expect that you and your hunting buddies with your pitiful little AR-15s and your pickup trucks will be able to even remotely scratch a massive government armed with Laser Point-Defense systems (LaWS), Fuel-Air Bombs, the best air force of any nation, Massive Ordinance Air Blast bombs (MOABs), stealth bombers that you can't even hear until they've gone by, a massive navy, the National Guard, rail guns, nuclear missiles, and around 2,000,000 active + reserve members?

  • @bonnsin720
    @bonnsin720 3 года назад +3

    the funny thing is about the second one, which is the cap and ball revolver considering it's black powder and it's pre date as a antique, you can open carry.

    • @horatiohornbie7395
      @horatiohornbie7395 3 года назад

      not loaded.....

    • @johnmullholand2044
      @johnmullholand2044 2 года назад

      @@horatiohornbie7395 Depends on where you are. In my state, Open Carry is legal, and has been since it became a state. Even have a section of the state constitution protecting that Right. Not one word about loaded or unloaded. For that matter, ot one word about Open or Concealed Carry.
      Laws about Concealed Carry came about much later, and are unconstitutional.

  • @jgog1
    @jgog1 3 года назад +9

    "You held it sideways and used the muzzle jump to create a horizontal sweep - that was impressive."

  • @jcollyer7921
    @jcollyer7921 6 лет назад +387

    Flintlock pistols are pretty much the only thing Californians can open carry

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 6 лет назад +2

      Give ya meat a good ol rub a fork is what you can carry in belgium.but black powder gun are free to buy.it still make holes.so u guess it's not that bad when it's the only thing you can have.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 лет назад +1

      +SCP-087 Also I might add a flintlock, and ammunition for it os easily home manifactured.

    • @PingasMonkey3rdClass
      @PingasMonkey3rdClass 5 лет назад +2

      (For now)

    • @andrewcampbell9595
      @andrewcampbell9595 5 лет назад +2

      As they should be... thats what the founding fathers had in mind when they were writing the 2nd amendment

    • @raspiankiado4658
      @raspiankiado4658 5 лет назад

      @@ineednochannelyoutube5384 I'd still prefer to use a rifled barrel. At least help the accuracy a little bit.

  • @trailerparkwerewolf910
    @trailerparkwerewolf910 5 лет назад +205

    My first carry was a black powder revolver. I was 19 and couldn’t buy a regular pistol.

    • @dominikarndt6049
      @dominikarndt6049 5 лет назад +42

      They killed thousands of men in the old west and are still capable of doing so. 6 shots are enough to kill everything that moves

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 лет назад +28

      The best gun to carry is one that you have or can get. A crappy gun you have when you need one is much better than an amazing one you don't have when you need it.

    • @sawyermounce1927
      @sawyermounce1927 5 лет назад +5

      Honestly i respect that

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 лет назад

      @Christian Alexander which country is that?

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 лет назад +1

      Respect

  • @kmorris180
    @kmorris180 2 года назад

    I've carried a C&B revolver back when I was a teenager. Paper cartridges speed reloading. But no, I wouldn't do that today unless I had no other choice. In the wintertime I may carry my Bolo Mauser with stripper clips as it fits into my coat pocket and is easy to pull if needed. Good stripper clips are key as they make loading happen in just about two seconds. But if you are not well versed in using the weapon then don't. All in all, very good video. Thanks for posting it, kuya.

  • @xTokyos
    @xTokyos 3 года назад +1

    Imagine having two flintlocks and everything else in the trunk come out blazing with the George Washington’s😂😂

  • @nikp.
    @nikp. 5 лет назад +1126

    Best open carry gun
    Nerf jolt

  • @RadahnCrossSlashCounter
    @RadahnCrossSlashCounter 5 лет назад +615

    *See's Mauser on the Thumbnail*
    "Hans...."
    "....Git ze Flammenwerfer"

  • @gamerrayplayz3754
    @gamerrayplayz3754 3 года назад +3

    Me: sees C96
    Also me: AoT sounds

  • @HootOwl513
    @HootOwl513 3 года назад +2

    With the flintlocks, you'll want to carry 4 or 6 for boarding actions. They are handy as clubs once spent.
    The full-time carry trick with the Colt .36 Navy, is to only load five chambers, so when you're smashing roasted coffee beans with the butt, you don't gutshoot yourself before breakfast. Hammer rests on empty chamber. For the C-96, you want to be an Asian Warlord, and keep it in the woodstock/holster on a Sam Browne Belt, over your fancy Generalissimo's uniform. Best mode of transport is a Palanquin Chair, carried on the shoulders of 4 beefy Mongolian dudes, also well heeled. The newer stuff I don't know about. But the abbreviation "Mk" is pronounced Mark.

  • @tylertrout9135
    @tylertrout9135 6 лет назад +104

    If I was mugging somebody and they pulled out a flintlock I'd just stop and leave.

    • @sextuspompeius1266
      @sextuspompeius1266 5 лет назад +8

      Id say sorry for wasting your time sir

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 5 лет назад

      @@sextuspompeius1266 i would steal it there expensive

  • @jonathanhansen3709
    @jonathanhansen3709 5 лет назад +59

    The Mauser Broomhandel worked as a “conceal carry” in WW1 because everybody wore “Trench-coats”.

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 4 года назад +4

      My overcoat has such big pockets that I could probably fit a c96 bolo in there.

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 4 года назад +1

      **Ba dum crash**

  • @davidshue9348
    @davidshue9348 3 года назад +7

    I actually saw someone open carry a percussion revolver in old west holster In a pawn shop in Wichita KS..
    It was hilarious

    • @yesveryyesyes7295
      @yesveryyesyes7295 3 года назад

      B I G I R O N When he tried to match the ranger with a Big iron on his hip

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 3 года назад +1

    The flintlocks are kind of a good idea, you can use it as a club afterwards lol

  • @privatepicklock8738
    @privatepicklock8738 4 года назад +232

    "Gimmie your money old man"
    "CEASE" *FIRES FLINTLOCK*

    • @valorie1559
      @valorie1559 3 года назад +10

      *misses because its a smoothbore and it hits your neighbors dog*

    • @trickytraveller3272
      @trickytraveller3272 3 года назад +3

      @@valorie1559 *Resorts to using the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs*

    • @henrywong7607
      @henrywong7607 3 года назад +2

      @@valorie1559 *affixes bayonet*

    • @impulsewraith3419
      @impulsewraith3419 3 года назад +4

      @@valorie1559 *THE BEST COPYPASTA*

    • @Make_Fontaine_Great_Again
      @Make_Fontaine_Great_Again 3 года назад

      @@valorie1559 Like the Founding Fathers intended.

  • @lurchliebe4481
    @lurchliebe4481 5 лет назад +66

    If someone carries a flintlock I would be scared because this person is probably the biggest badass youve ever seen

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 5 лет назад +1

      I'd probably run even if i had a full auto AK. cuz i dont wanna lose my arm or something.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 5 лет назад

      Nah, the real badasses carry 6 or 8 of them like Blackbeard did.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 5 лет назад

      @@brucetucker4847 Blackbeard carried 6.

    • @GTAmaniac1
      @GTAmaniac1 4 года назад

      @@brucetucker4847 I carry 20 of them

  • @doozy435
    @doozy435 3 года назад +1

    Taurus 24/7: I can shoot without pulling the trigger
    Type 94 Nambu: first time?

  • @iisbeyeeting4737
    @iisbeyeeting4737 3 года назад +2

    Now I’m carrying a C96 Mauser just to spite you

  • @wunter4430
    @wunter4430 6 лет назад +324

    Yes comrade, here in Russia, it’s required for a person over 2 minutes old to carry an AA12 shotgun.

    • @prik9802
      @prik9802 5 лет назад +1

      Antonov
      I saw a comment saying the fully auto tec 9 is legal though

    • @whatdafrogdoin1080
      @whatdafrogdoin1080 5 лет назад

      I thought that it was required at age 1 minute old

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 5 лет назад +2

      *-LENNAAAAAAAAYY MAH BOAH-*

    • @swagrobloxgamer1531
      @swagrobloxgamer1531 5 лет назад +2

      Lenny, I thought you died

    • @FranklinXVI
      @FranklinXVI 5 лет назад +1

      Lenny, what are you doing in Russia? You died in Saint Denis.

  • @c-jam6392
    @c-jam6392 6 лет назад +460

    The ole blunderbuss down the pant leg does the trick for me😉

    • @dyllantinch2888
      @dyllantinch2888 5 лет назад +3

      Make it look like a funny looking walking stick

    • @rihe2692
      @rihe2692 5 лет назад +17

      Is that a blunderbuss in your trouser or you’re just happy to see me?

    • @sibco96
      @sibco96 5 лет назад +4

      That's what she said.

    • @ole-ff7of
      @ole-ff7of 5 лет назад

      Me

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 лет назад

      Yeeeeeeee, imma stick with carrying an shvak 20mm machine cannon

  • @NarLyNaRdi
    @NarLyNaRdi 3 года назад

    I love how the opening advertisement for this video was one of the Glock variety🤣🤣

  • @finthechat3811
    @finthechat3811 3 года назад

    Robber: give me your money
    Me: (pulls out flintlock) give me a minute
    😂

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 6 лет назад +477

    I'd totally do a C96 Concealed Carry
    Would it be a good idea? No. Would it be fucking awesome? Hell yes.

    • @happylittletree1727
      @happylittletree1727 6 лет назад +42

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Add a comically large scope and you'll be shooting first every single time.

    • @redfield2308
      @redfield2308 6 лет назад +8

      @@happylittletree1727 and a weird cylindrical muzzle

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 6 лет назад +8

      I need to see 96 if it were dressed up like Han Solo's pistol from Star Wars in an leg drop holster.

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 6 лет назад +7

      @@redfield2308 that's known as a scruffy nerf-herder veriant.

    • @MrPanzerCatYT
      @MrPanzerCatYT 5 лет назад +4

      @@kdrapertrucker han Solos gun was based off of the c96

  • @wagstag89
    @wagstag89 8 лет назад +758

    rest assured, somewhere out there a guy in an old surplus helmet is furious about the Nambu comments and frantically hitting the dislike button

    • @PIERCESTORM
      @PIERCESTORM 8 лет назад +9

      I mean really, I think his Nambu was broken. Bust still. Obsolete guns are obsolete is the point of the video. Takes a gun from the 1700s and tries putting it up against a self loading gun. Takes a gun from WW2 and tries to make it challenge a gun from 2000

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 8 лет назад +15

      Well there was a reason the Japanese lost the war! Many of the weapons they used were crude and terrible lol

    • @PIERCESTORM
      @PIERCESTORM 8 лет назад +8

      +Beltzer0072 Actually, have you seen Japanese weapons of WW2? They rivaled US Weapons. If your talking about the first type 38s, those are terrible, but by world war 2, the type 99 was pretty good. And the reason Japan lost is because of nuclear weaponry

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 8 лет назад +13

      PIERCESTORM PRODUCTIONS​ Yes I have actually. I saw a whole documentary about them on a show called Tales of the Gun. It's on RUclips if you want to watch it. Anyway yes the type 99 was better but by the end of the war, they were making weapons more quickly but with less materials and as a result, they weren't as good. I saw one type 99 whos buttplate was two nails in splintered wood!

    • @PIERCESTORM
      @PIERCESTORM 8 лет назад +2

      +Beltzer0072 I've seen M1s with the same kind of buttplate. And don't forget the type 99 lmgs, type 100s type 38s, and german weapons used by Japan

  • @LeSpeedyHatGal
    @LeSpeedyHatGal 3 года назад +8

    Ah yes, my favourite concealed carry pistol
    A C96 from WW1, that has practically a massive square body of metal
    And this is coming from someome who loves the Mauser and all,

    • @insertname5285
      @insertname5285 3 года назад

      SSPEEEEDWAAAGOOON

    • @LeSpeedyHatGal
      @LeSpeedyHatGal 3 года назад

      @@insertname5285 Thanks Stroheim, very cool

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 2 года назад +1

      I feel that the C96 (more of an M712) would really complement your style Mr. Speedwagon

    • @LeSpeedyHatGal
      @LeSpeedyHatGal 2 года назад

      @@crayonchomper1180 Appreciated and noted

  • @4n4rch1st7
    @4n4rch1st7 3 года назад

    *pulls out flintlock *
    *starts singing sea shanties *
    *steals a boat *

  • @hoennnoodle
    @hoennnoodle 8 лет назад +343

    with the gun laws here in Cali, I think the flintlock pistol is about the only thing I'm legally allowed to carry

    • @johnandrewserranogarcia7223
      @johnandrewserranogarcia7223 7 лет назад +4

      You could probably carry any black powder gun, I'd buy a revolver over there

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 6 лет назад +10

      Does California let you do anything fun?

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 6 лет назад +2

      Delta Juliet nope

    • @fishyfishy3140
      @fishyfishy3140 6 лет назад

      Delta Juliet they allow weed if you are into that. I’m not but people have their things I guess.

    • @darnellobiggumsofficial5127
      @darnellobiggumsofficial5127 6 лет назад +4

      beepybeetle here in alberta, everyone would freak if you carried a water gun.

  • @ChaosBW
    @ChaosBW 5 лет назад +64

    In Canada, any airsoft replica weapon from ww1 or prior is considered perfectly safe to carry in the open because nobody would think it's real
    So a flintlock pistol would be perfect for open carry in Canada
    Police would think it's a paintball gun

    • @placeholdername5289
      @placeholdername5289 4 года назад +3

      Police 1:Does He Have Any Weapons?
      Police 2:Nah, Just That Paintball Gun.
      You:*My Plan Has Worked, Now I'll Be Safe From Anyone Mugging Me.*

    • @cocainecowboy_
      @cocainecowboy_ 4 года назад +4

      so carrying a 1911, mosin, chauchat or c96 would be a perfectly viable option to open carry

    • @shadowstalker6762
      @shadowstalker6762 4 года назад +4

      @@cocainecowboy_ youd be better of trying to seduce the criminal instead of using a chauchat lol

  • @y33zus350
    @y33zus350 3 года назад

    Soldier: " Pulls Out C96" Marty Mcfly: " Pulls Out Han Solo's DL-44" I Got One Of Those Too

  • @09philj
    @09philj 8 лет назад +320

    Flintlocks are for casuals. Real men use matchlocks.

    • @09philj
      @09philj 8 лет назад +8

      ***** I was being sarcastic. Matchlocks are appalling. They make flintlocks look like Glocks. Not that it matters that much. Pistols are (rightly) illegal for civilian use in the UK.

    • @09philj
      @09philj 8 лет назад

      ***** I like target shooting. I just don't want every Tom, Dick, and Harry packing heat if they want.

    • @Mildcat743
      @Mildcat743 8 лет назад +18

      Matchlocks are for casuals, just throw a lead ball at a guy

    • @capcom7794
      @capcom7794 8 лет назад +10

      Real men use their dicks.

    • @SantiagoHernandez-ec5ib
      @SantiagoHernandez-ec5ib 8 лет назад

      +Cap Com haha

  • @omegacheese6095
    @omegacheese6095 4 года назад +94

    Bad guy: **nerf reflex**
    Me: **jolt**
    The jolt: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @ivanbudruev8820
      @ivanbudruev8820 4 года назад +2

      Isn't reflex reverse plungered though?

    • @totally_fred
      @totally_fred 3 года назад +1

      Ivan Budruev yeah, and it sucks

  • @honorb4glory606
    @honorb4glory606 3 года назад

    I carry a .45/.410 derringer loaded with synthetic black powder cartridges fairly often. One of the loads is so powerful, it's actually near the pressure limits. The primer flattens completely. It fires a hollow-point full-wadcutter, that expands to about .63 caliber in water... it's actually scary. It's a .45 caliber hole-punch, that punches a bigger hole once it enters flesh.

  • @deafmetal7370
    @deafmetal7370 3 года назад +1

    It's actually theorised that the nambu is designed that way so Japanese soldiers could pretend to surrender and catch an American soldier off-guard with an action which looks like they're surrendering their gun.

  • @lamarandson5636
    @lamarandson5636 4 года назад +338

    My worst concealed carry.
    1: ma deuce
    2: barret 50 cal
    3: m60

  • @ozone20rulez
    @ozone20rulez 4 года назад +81

    Loading a flintlock infront of someone while staring them in the eyes, saying 'You have until I load this gun. Run.' would be the ultimate power move, thus making it the best concealed carry.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад

      "Every gun is best gun".
      -- parody of Internet meme "Every girl is best girl."

  • @Andrew-ws4ls
    @Andrew-ws4ls 3 года назад

    I carried a c&b revolver when I was 18. At the time no one was helping me purchase a gun and to buy it away from private sells I had to be 21. Ended up getting comfortable with it and carried it (car/open) until just this year where I could afford and have the opportunity to buy a glock 21. I will say with nipple upgrades, it's reliable enough for a revolver. Don't regret the purchase at all.

  • @champy5095
    @champy5095 3 года назад +1

    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • @prussianmonarchist7110
    @prussianmonarchist7110 6 лет назад +118

    I prefer to carry my Dreyse Needle Rifle, while wearing my pickelhaube. I was in Paris, carrying my trusty Needle Rifle, and a Frenchman tried to mug me. After he saw my needle rifle and pickelhaube, he just started flying his white flag, and running the other way.

    • @dyllantinch2888
      @dyllantinch2888 5 лет назад +5

      To the French a BB gun would have the same affect lol