The WORST Guns for the Apocalypse? (Boogaloadouts: Ep. 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @fourthhorseman4531
    @fourthhorseman4531 4 года назад +5315

    This is hands down the worst video series I've ever seen. More, please.

    • @OGbqze
      @OGbqze 4 года назад +29

      Agreed.

    • @fishsmell2570
      @fishsmell2570 4 года назад +7

      I'm sorry.

    • @bsmithhammer
      @bsmithhammer 4 года назад +56

      He even caps it off with cracking a so-called "beer" that sounds friggin' disgusting. I had to watch a Garand Thumb vid and drink a healthy pour of Makers just to feel balanced after watching that.

    • @starshiplazyboy475
      @starshiplazyboy475 4 года назад +19

      Where was Hop? False advertising dammit!

    • @kevinwise1997
      @kevinwise1997 4 года назад +3

      Mmmhmm!

  • @wagstag89
    @wagstag89 4 года назад +1745

    The soccer mom load out:
    Primary: Tiffany blue 380 auto
    Secondary: pepper spray
    Melee: white SUV

    • @edelryuk
      @edelryuk 4 года назад +77

      You forget Karen hair cut as special atibute

    • @jaredouimette1
      @jaredouimette1 4 года назад +67

      @@edelryuk After she shoots you she calls your place of employment to fire you just in case.

    • @edelryuk
      @edelryuk 4 года назад +26

      @@jaredouimette1 I am the manager

    • @Cr1ms0nPwnda
      @Cr1ms0nPwnda 4 года назад +32

      Shit man, I've got a silver 380 auto, a pepper spray on my key chain and a blue SUV 😥

    • @Stardumz
      @Stardumz 4 года назад +5

      @@edelryuk +10 Speech craft

  • @bonydanza7046
    @bonydanza7046 4 года назад +1040

    The Florida Fighting Man:
    Primary: pvc potato cannon
    Secondary: money-print hi point c9
    Melee: two raccons taped to a pool net pole

    • @ThatOneGuy-gb2tv
      @ThatOneGuy-gb2tv 4 года назад +54

      As a certified florida man, i approve this message!

    • @nightdragon1528
      @nightdragon1528 4 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @adropofmyblood
      @adropofmyblood 4 года назад +6

      Lol & don't forget being soaked 3/4's of the year

    • @bonydanza7046
      @bonydanza7046 4 года назад +13

      @@adropofmyblood that's what the board shorts and rain hat are for

    • @anthonyross9276
      @anthonyross9276 4 года назад +2

      Outstanding sir!

  • @joshuabessire9169
    @joshuabessire9169 3 года назад +222

    The Paul Harrel
    Primary: jacket.
    That's it. Every gun and the ammo to run it is in those pockets.

    • @thegiant17
      @thegiant17 2 года назад +13

      Paul Harrel in the apocalypse would be a sight to behold.

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 2 года назад +5

      @@thegiant17 he would be perpetually invisible with perfect camouflage

    • @levinav2297
      @levinav2297 2 года назад +12

      Melee: Prepare to listen to the anecdotes, yaboots and caveats.

    • @esterhajse
      @esterhajse Год назад +5

      the paul harrell is effectively the iraq era version of the correct answer: M16A2 and Beretta M9

    • @ErikOosterwal
      @ErikOosterwal Год назад +1

      There's also a 2-liter bottle of orange Shasta that could be handy in a melee. 🤔😳🤣

  • @phucgiang395
    @phucgiang395 4 года назад +902

    The Ian McCollum loadout:
    - FAMAS that uses 25 round mag and French proprietary steel-cased 5.56
    - Modele 1935 pistol

    • @Guntaku_Gaijin
      @Guntaku_Gaijin 4 года назад +87

      Nah modele 1935 and the chauchat

    • @colbunkmust
      @colbunkmust 4 года назад +131

      Bad loadout, you'll spend most of the apocalypse asking people if they have any 7.65 French Longue.

    • @mr.c.3760
      @mr.c.3760 4 года назад +38

      Karl's would be three AK's

    • @Henry-vg8fw
      @Henry-vg8fw 4 года назад +28

      And his beautiful hat collection

    • @Arthurzeiro
      @Arthurzeiro 4 года назад +46

      @@mr.c.3760 Karl is foaming at his mouth after hearing lever guns would not be good in the boogaloo.

  • @GreatLakesWoodsman
    @GreatLakesWoodsman 4 года назад +512

    The mosin nagant: spear the enemy from across the river with it, then use it to paddle your canoe over and collect the boogaloot.

    • @Bearthedancingman
      @Bearthedancingman 4 года назад +16

      Somebody needs to make a video game just called "Booga"

    • @Tienhamir100
      @Tienhamir100 4 года назад +17

      No shit, right?
      The bayonet is long enough to poke the eye out of the Man in the Moon.

    • @jeffreymorris3002
      @jeffreymorris3002 4 года назад +13

      Moon .Gazer forget that a moisin bayonet is what discovered Pluto you know

    • @Tienhamir100
      @Tienhamir100 4 года назад +5

      @@jeffreymorris3002
      Facts

    • @williamoneal4112
      @williamoneal4112 4 года назад +2

      Tbh I would use a Springfield or M1 grand over the Mosin just due to the ammo being easy to find

  • @blackfoot_jedi8670
    @blackfoot_jedi8670 4 года назад +409

    I'm surprised not to see he 1920s gangster loadout
    Primary: Tommy gun
    Secondary: 1911 x2
    Melee: Brass knuckles
    Clothing: Three piece suit and fedora
    Pack: 1930 Ford model A.

    • @jeffreymorris3002
      @jeffreymorris3002 4 года назад

      Jon Maier I’m jealous of you because you have old sexy gun be my friend

    • @TheTyler701
      @TheTyler701 4 года назад +1

      Jon Maier WW2 A1’s r still the best!! 😅

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 4 года назад

      Brass knuckles would be useful

    • @cayman9873
      @cayman9873 4 года назад +5

      Gangsters typically went 380 with colt hammerless or 38 super .. 1911's did not seem to be used as often.

    • @cayman9873
      @cayman9873 4 года назад +3

      @Jon Maier many of my 1911's. Have never had a single failure of any kind.. ed brown and les baer and my colt delta elites have zero failures total.. my old series 80 colt government has about 90 k rounds and has had failures to eject cleanly. Ie stovepipes. But maybe 15 times or so since 1980.. i can live with that.

  • @pythonstudios4129
    @pythonstudios4129 3 года назад +640

    The gamer:
    Primary: Barret .50 cal
    Sidearm: kel-tec DP12
    Melee: the complete inability to lift 10lbs

    • @williamthorpe3948
      @williamthorpe3948 3 года назад +22

      Not sure if shit post or not but the DP12 is made by Standard Manufacturing.

    • @williamthorpe3948
      @williamthorpe3948 3 года назад +4

      @InotFad3away ohhh big facts i can agree with. I have a KSG with a Eotech Holo on it, a decent smaller light about 800 lumens, a foregrip and some back up sights and she is a heavy little shit lol.

    • @HC-gn2gb
      @HC-gn2gb 3 года назад +13

      Nah sidearm is "Deagle"

    • @todfromhr8639
      @todfromhr8639 3 года назад +3

      The primary and melee are a contradiction

    • @Andrew_NJ
      @Andrew_NJ 3 года назад +3

      I have to agree gamers all would use the Desert Eagle as a sidearm with the Barret.

  • @ilovehotdogs125790
    @ilovehotdogs125790 4 года назад +1562

    The doomer loadout:
    Primary: revolver with 1 round

    • @DaDaDo661
      @DaDaDo661 4 года назад +107

      You also need an iPod with The cure playing on loop. And some type of ricer car perferably right hand drive.

    • @DanielESmith-iz7lx
      @DanielESmith-iz7lx 4 года назад +26

      Thats sick.
      But funny.

    • @brucecoleman7412
      @brucecoleman7412 4 года назад +37

      1 round kept in shirt pocket in ode to Barney Fife.

    • @skylinefever
      @skylinefever 4 года назад +15

      @@DaDaDo661 In addition, the right hand drive car shouldn't be a famous RHD car. No Skyline, no EVO, no WRX, and I'm sure there are a bunch of others.
      I don't know what would happen if the doomer had a Z32 Fairlady TT instead of a 300ZX Twin Turbo. I have heard that for people who want an unaltered 300ZXTT that is in good condition, they should ask an importer about a 25+ year old Fairlady TT.

    • @Marco-fi6gv
      @Marco-fi6gv 4 года назад +1

      😂

  • @dawglaw09
    @dawglaw09 4 года назад +485

    The Rap Video:
    Primary: gold plated AK47 with no stock
    Secondary: mac10
    Melee: gold chain

    • @Firealone9
      @Firealone9 4 года назад +31

      Hipfire only. Spray and pray.

    • @jawnwick4401
      @jawnwick4401 4 года назад +36

      lol nahhh this is too old school
      The Rap video (2020):
      Primary: 9mm AR pistol (buffer tube sleeve)
      Secondary: glock 19 (korean 33 round mag, crimson trace laser)
      Melee: Prop money

    • @splashkid8410
      @splashkid8410 4 года назад +3

      Persevere for Freedom 😂😂

    • @independentthoughtsnotthot9030
      @independentthoughtsnotthot9030 3 года назад +5

      Wrong that was in the 90s, now it'd be an ar "pistol" with no brace and a 100 round drum with a "im a 10 year old afraid of a .177 pellet gun" stance and grip

    • @peteravisov623
      @peteravisov623 3 года назад

      Mac10s are badass. Rapper would use the Tec9

  • @SharkByteOfficial
    @SharkByteOfficial 4 года назад +587

    The Chiraq loadout
    - primary: Sawed off Ak-47 "Draco"
    - secondary: Glock 17 w/ "ruler clip" extended mag and a bright ass green laser
    - melee: rolled backwoods

  • @heavy1657
    @heavy1657 3 года назад +115

    The "They're in the Trees" loadout
    Primary: M2 Flamethrower
    Secondary: .44 Magnum Revolver
    Melee: Live hand grenade taped to a stick

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE Год назад +2

      It wouldve been either a .38 or a .45 revolver

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 Год назад +2

      I'm all for taping a grenade too a stick lol

    • @timthorson52
      @timthorson52 Год назад

      Isn't that more of an anti bunker loadout?

  • @broughswenson651
    @broughswenson651 4 года назад +694

    Q: How do you double the value of a Hi Point? A: Load it.

    • @cjthaboss
      @cjthaboss 4 года назад +10

      smart

    • @timothyprice9064
      @timothyprice9064 4 года назад +28

      I just want you to know I own a hi-point 40s&w carbine, and I still gave you a thumbs up. Is it a show gun? No does it go bang? Yes, there are times you don't want to risk losing or damaging your more expensive guns. truck gun, boat gun

    • @thatoneguy9473
      @thatoneguy9473 4 года назад +5

      @@timothyprice9064 that's a good point.

    • @Win7ermu7e
      @Win7ermu7e 4 года назад +4

      I approve this joke

    • @somewhitedude01
      @somewhitedude01 4 года назад +12

      @@timothyprice9064 yah i own a 9mm hi point carbine. When people talk shit about a hi point, I always offer them the opportunity to stand down range. From their decision Id say it works😀

  • @fresh2182
    @fresh2182 4 года назад +261

    "That's the thing about crew served weapons, you need friends to operate them, and you have no friends"
    I'm dead

    • @rickb06
      @rickb06 4 года назад +3

      YASSSS

    • @clintsyska6485
      @clintsyska6485 4 года назад +5

      I cried a little, hit too close to home lmao

    • @towtruckmafia
      @towtruckmafia 4 года назад +6

      How old was the M60 they ran that test with? Everything else he said about it is true. How do I know? I was a 60 gunner. My load out weight was 100 pounds because, yes 2 ammo boxes of 7.62x51, plus the tripod. My secondary weapon was a WW2 issue 1911A1. This was in 1991. I know, you're thinking to yourself that it would have been an M9, but no those went to the MP's first.

    • @towtruckmafia
      @towtruckmafia 4 года назад +1

      Adding to what I said, the M60 I was issued was new at the beginning of our involvement in Vietnam. So a 30 year old weapon.

    • @ErokCherokee
      @ErokCherokee 4 года назад +1

      It's so true!

  • @LostAI117
    @LostAI117 4 года назад +284

    Where do I find Ammo?
    Primary: HK MP7
    Pistol: FN 5.7
    Melee: Ballistic Knife

    • @jacobtothe2112
      @jacobtothe2112 4 года назад +12

      Clearly you just need to STOCK UP NOW! If you don't, you're just not serious about the boog.

    • @blu_melon4228
      @blu_melon4228 4 года назад +6

      hk g11 (if you can even find that gun)

    • @falloutm134
      @falloutm134 4 года назад +7

      were the elephant at
      primary: husqvarna 1651 in 358 norma magnum
      sidearm: magnum research BFR in 500 linebaugh
      melee: cold steel OSS

    • @cthulhu6697
      @cthulhu6697 4 года назад

      @@blu_melon4228 Is that the experimental rifle that chambered air-burst rounds that rained death on the enemy, even behind cover?

    • @ChampionofVardenfell
      @ChampionofVardenfell 4 года назад

      Gotta get the scavenger perk. 😜

  • @jacobrigby3172
    @jacobrigby3172 3 года назад +102

    Obviously the best Boog Loadout is the "Blackbeard"
    Primary: Flintlock Blunderbus
    Secondary: 20+ Flintlock Pistols
    Melee: Cutlass
    Gear: Leather Coat, Flaming Beard, Bottle of Rum, weevil infested hard tack biscuits, A case of syphilis or Scurvy

  • @suzumes6738
    @suzumes6738 4 года назад +510

    Primary - mosin nagant,
    Secondary - katana
    Headgear - fedora
    Utility- waifu love pillow
    The last neckbeard load out.

    • @kw2519
      @kw2519 3 года назад +19

      The Last of the Neckbeards

    • @jacobmccandles1767
      @jacobmccandles1767 3 года назад +2

      Under rated humor right here.

    • @canadiancossack3316
      @canadiancossack3316 3 года назад +7

      Lol ngl i own a mosin a katana and i like anime but i aint no neck beard just a proud slav and lord knows id never bring the katana id bring a shashka saber lol but that is cause im cossack

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 года назад +7

      @@canadiancossack3316 Are you actually Slavic or is your great (x5) grandpa from like, Ukraine?

    • @industrialcraft6736
      @industrialcraft6736 3 года назад

      *tactical fedora

  • @RuBearUSA
    @RuBearUSA 4 года назад +537

    Also, Mosin is a perfect weapon for when ammo runs out, it is in reality a lance or a long spear into which a shooting mechanism was added as an afterthought.

    • @clockworkbadger2363
      @clockworkbadger2363 4 года назад +20

      I applaud the attempt :)

    • @jamesritter1113
      @jamesritter1113 4 года назад +45

      Beat someone to death with mosin to straighten sight

    • @HAHA.GoodMeme
      @HAHA.GoodMeme 4 года назад +10

      and get a boar spear.

    • @flavortown3781
      @flavortown3781 4 года назад +16

      @@clockworkbadger2363 that isnt an attempt its the truth, the nagant predates trench warfare

    • @Arthurzeiro
      @Arthurzeiro 4 года назад +16

      And that's before you fix the fucking bayonet to It.

  • @DannyGruesome
    @DannyGruesome 4 года назад +332

    The tea time:
    Primary: L86A2
    Sidearm: flintlock pistol
    Melee: bobby club

    • @snug-fibbage7441
      @snug-fibbage7441 4 года назад +14

      Gear: Tea bags, kettle, crumpets, a red coat, Top hat, and monocle (mustache optional)

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 3 года назад +15

      Primary: "Her Majesty's Garbage Gun" (L85)
      Secondary: "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty" (Weebly Revolver)

    • @NoirChat138
      @NoirChat138 3 года назад +4

      @@snug-fibbage7441 and don't forget a Black beret or a cloth cap because helmets are so medieval

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 3 года назад

      The three guys in a garage

    • @DannyGruesome
      @DannyGruesome 3 года назад

      @@SmokeyOwOs KNOWLEDGE

  • @85gamingwot55
    @85gamingwot55 3 года назад +182

    The “3 Germans walk into a Bar” load out
    Primary:BAR
    Secondary: Thompson
    Side arm: 1911
    Gear: Hawaiian shirt cargo shorts

    • @pythonstudios4129
      @pythonstudios4129 2 года назад +6

      3 Germans walk into a B.A.R.

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl Год назад +2

      Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts? Like Old Man Henderson?

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 Год назад

      It's also funny as Anglo Saxons ( Americans) are essentially Germanic Tribes.

  • @jacksoncombs5158
    @jacksoncombs5158 4 года назад +270

    dont tell the ATF
    primary:supressed ar with 5 inch barrel
    Secondary: sawed off shotgun
    melee: dog leash

    • @bhoward_8648
      @bhoward_8648 4 года назад

      Yes just yes

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 4 года назад +10

      "...He has a dog leash. That means..." A few moments of silence, brow furrowed as what that means is realized. "...that means HE HAS A DOG!" *bangbangbangbangbang!*

    • @jaredouimette1
      @jaredouimette1 4 года назад +2

      @@angry_zergling Hits several bystanders, a baby, and three other dogs unrelated to the attack dog as well.

    • @doesitmatter1667
      @doesitmatter1667 4 года назад

      What are you fighting in, a closet?

    • @e.the.real1574
      @e.the.real1574 4 года назад +1

      You need the brass knuckle, taser, knife, pepper spray, attachment noob

  • @jenkinsonian
    @jenkinsonian 4 года назад +344

    Bringing civilization back to the world:
    Long arm: Lee-Enfield No.4
    Pistol: Webley revolver in .455
    Melee weapon: Webley revolver
    Clothing: Wool trousers and tweed jacket
    Equipment: Pipe

    • @levimaliwauki8
      @levimaliwauki8 4 года назад +19

      This guy gets it. Well said good sir.

    • @thelikebutton4405
      @thelikebutton4405 4 года назад

      Yoooo

    • @popuptarget7386
      @popuptarget7386 4 года назад +14

      Get the Prichard bayonet for the Webley for your melee tool

    • @dshepard3161
      @dshepard3161 4 года назад +9

      Clothing: Wool trousers and tweed jacket AND a Deerstalker don't forget the Deerstalker =)

    • @korgan7779
      @korgan7779 4 года назад +2

      Get Colonized!

  • @ethanl.9725
    @ethanl.9725 4 года назад +448

    The gambler:
    Primary: none
    Secondary: zip 22
    Equipment: rabbits foot, bible
    White suit

    • @matthewshannon6946
      @matthewshannon6946 4 года назад +1

      Endorsed by the DNC 100%!!!

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 4 года назад +8

      Primary: Golden dice

    • @AlexCausey
      @AlexCausey 4 года назад +4

      The Bible is great to make a fire..!

    • @OperatorVanta
      @OperatorVanta 4 года назад +8

      Primary: Cobray Terminator, has a 30% chance to fire on trigger pull, the rest is it'll fail to fire.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 года назад +4

      @@matthewshannon6946 The DNC would never approve of the bible. They instead would recommend Toilet Paper so you can clean yourself after you vomit, pee and poop yourself to offend your attacker to the point of wanting to leave you alone. - As reported by CNN :)))))

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 3 года назад +46

    The "south shall rise again" loadout:
    Main weapon- Enfield .577 musket
    Sidearm- Colt 1851 .36 revolver
    Melee- D guard bowie knife

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 2 года назад +7

      Attributes: Two front teeth to rip powder cartridges

  • @Sk4llik
    @Sk4llik 4 года назад +129

    Gucci Commando
    Primary: Red Anodized Skeletonized AR
    Secondary: STI Combat Master (kept in pelican case when not actively in use)
    Melee: Spyderco folding knife
    Gear:
    Oakley glasses
    Sponsorship polo
    5.11 pants
    Gun bunny entourage for support and mobile cover

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 4 года назад +4

      Let's be honest here the gun bunny fire support group will accidently shoot you...

    • @MrBigChops
      @MrBigChops 4 года назад +1

      Rick koontz • Don’t think he’s saying anything’s bad with spyderco, but that it’s gucci gear.

    • @MrBigChops
      @MrBigChops 4 года назад +2

      Rick koontz • Gucci gear I guess means gear that is unnecessary? So not bad, but not essential. Usually expensive. Other examples are custom $3,000 glocks, expensive “tactical” clothing and gear, and nonessential weapon attachments or expensive custom built AR-15s.

    • @Sk4llik
      @Sk4llik 4 года назад

      @Rick koontz Yeah, nothing really wrong with spyderco, they are just kinda trendy sometimes and a favorite of show offs. Perfectly fine as tools, though.

    • @floweuphoria69420
      @floweuphoria69420 4 года назад

      This is hilarious

  • @cshead
    @cshead 4 года назад +125

    The “I grew up in the 80’s” load out
    Primary-Mossberg or Remington 12 gauge pump shotgun.
    Sidearm-Double Action .357 magnum revolver.
    Knife-Buck 110 Auto opening(switchblade)
    Carpenter jeans, Carhartt shirt and coat, Wolverine boots
    Beef jerky, and Mt Dew.

    • @gsdfan8455
      @gsdfan8455 4 года назад +2

      cshead I like the way you think

    • @Normjohanson
      @Normjohanson 4 года назад +2

      And hair gell

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 года назад

      Shotgun is good, ammo should be readily available, just search deserted farmhouses. But if you end up in a long range shoot out with a rifleman, not so good. .357 is going to have less availability of ammo.

    • @cshead
      @cshead 4 года назад +1

      SvenTviking the shotgun, with slugs, is good to 200 yards, and maybe beyond with the right slug. The .357, gives the option of .38’s, and there isn’t a sporting goods store, gun shop, or Walmart that doesn’t have .357 and .38’s.

    • @cshead
      @cshead 4 года назад +1

      Aaron Johnson absolutely. Hair gel is a must. Have to look good for the Boogaloo.

  • @openmythirdeye
    @openmythirdeye 4 года назад +130

    The Biden / Fudd special Loadout:
    Double barrel shotgun w/2 rounds of birdshot
    T/ C break open single shot pistol
    30 round magazine for melee weapon
    Orange skeet vest
    Penny loafers

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid 4 года назад +8

      B forgot the Alzheimer’s meds.... 🤔 oh wait, nm.

    • @Leviathan7.62
      @Leviathan7.62 4 года назад +2

      No dunce cap?

    • @derekfish7768
      @derekfish7768 4 года назад +3

      Fire 2 blasts outside the house...buy a shotgun...buy a double barreled shotgun

    • @danklordsupreme8864
      @danklordsupreme8864 4 года назад +2

      Cracking up at the birdshot. Most definitely #8.

  • @Pachiku93
    @Pachiku93 3 года назад +102

    The paleogaloo loadout:
    Primary: Sharp throwing sticks
    Secondary: Stones
    Melee: Fists

  • @hbdb4531
    @hbdb4531 4 года назад +207

    The “I swear they’re just underrated” loadout
    Primary: New bushmaster ar15
    Secondary: a fucking nambu
    Melee: nun chucks
    Throwable explosive: Glock 44
    + Russian surplus gas mask
    Perk: everything that can go wrong will go wrong
    Secondary perk: there’s mold in your gas mask filter

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 4 года назад +1

      Ah yes Murphy’s law

    • @HatsuneM1ku01
      @HatsuneM1ku01 4 года назад +1

      What’s wrong with bush master. That and the m&p 15 are both great lower price out the box ars that are pretty durable and accurate. An ar doesn’t need to be a 5k rifle that can hit between the eyes at 2000 yards to be a good rifle. Lol

    • @hbdb4531
      @hbdb4531 4 года назад

      Hatsune miku 01 freedom group is what’s wrong. M&p 15s are fucking great though, only if you can get it under 700,
      Also nice name and profile pic 😂

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 4 года назад +1

      @@HatsuneM1ku01 ha, Bushmaster=💩. Just started picked up a couple Bushmaster mags, just to give them another look, followers are NOT anti-tilt. It's just one more reason ( and there many more)why I personally don't like Bushmaster.

    • @jeffpraterJSF
      @jeffpraterJSF 4 года назад

      I’ve actually been training with nunchucks for 4 years now and am very very good. Mine are oak with a heavy duty chain and no swivel. They’re a bit slower than the “show” nunchucks but are way more powerful. I guarantee I can generate the force and am good enough to literally crack open your skull and have brain matter flying around. They are NO JOKE when used properly and that’s why it’s a felony to own in a bunch of states

  • @craigore2011
    @craigore2011 4 года назад +130

    "French in the Trench"
    Primary: Chauchat LMG
    Secondary: Lebel1892 Revolver
    Melee: Stale Croissant

    • @jameskiceiii6856
      @jameskiceiii6856 4 года назад +11

      Stale baguette is so much more effective. Educate yourself trash.

    • @craigore2011
      @craigore2011 4 года назад +4

      @@jameskiceiii6856 You've clearly never been lanced by a proper croissant. I'll take out both your eyes, you crass imbecile.

    • @anotherperson5175
      @anotherperson5175 4 года назад +3

      Gear: White flag.

    • @craigore2011
      @craigore2011 4 года назад +1

      @@anotherperson5175 that's WW2 loadout. The Maginot Shuffle.

    • @ZeFluffyKnight
      @ZeFluffyKnight 4 года назад +1

      Don't keep the Croissant near the Chauchat. The crumbs might jam it.

  • @jirosomer1204
    @jirosomer1204 4 года назад +349

    The meme Lord loadout
    Primary:hentai Camo AR-15
    Sidearm:Dual Highpoint 9mm"Yeet Cannon"
    Melee: dildo
    Top:T-Shirt with one of those stupid puns on it
    Bottom:jeans
    Gear:Laptop(to make memes)

    • @NeverMetTheGuy
      @NeverMetTheGuy 4 года назад +9

      Well, you perfected that pretty much immediately.

    • @Tahmanakki
      @Tahmanakki 4 года назад +2

      DUEL

    • @AlexanderVonMalachi
      @AlexanderVonMalachi 4 года назад +5

      It's dual, and I assume you mean dollar camo highpoints?

    • @fleodree9365
      @fleodree9365 4 года назад +5

      Top: hentai hoodie

    • @cristianarreola8582
      @cristianarreola8582 4 года назад +16

      The shirt can be the one that says
      □Single
      □Taken
      ■Gamer

  • @Bisonman80
    @Bisonman80 3 года назад +997

    "9mm, you're gonna be able to pick that up pretty easily..."

    • @morpheus2615
      @morpheus2615 3 года назад +25

      in austria i pay 50€ for 250 9mm and they have over 200 boxes so idk what you are talking about

    • @BigNast93
      @BigNast93 3 года назад +99

      @@morpheus2615 9mm is a bitch to buy right now in the U.S.

    • @thuroker_3679
      @thuroker_3679 3 года назад +16

      @@BigNast93 Because of the pandemic? (I am not from USA)

    • @JohnDoe-iw7zc
      @JohnDoe-iw7zc 3 года назад +5

      i find it just at 25 or 35 a box i cant find 556 everywhere tho

    • @matthewbeaver5026
      @matthewbeaver5026 3 года назад +16

      @@JohnDoe-iw7zc 49.99 for a 50rd box fmj in mid Ohio Valley
      For the 9mm.
      5.56 is 100 bucks for 55g and 120 for green tips

  • @akarthusashborn712
    @akarthusashborn712 4 года назад +211

    The "Guns are banned in my country" load out
    Primary: Tactical Crossbow
    Secondary: Javelins
    Melee: Zweihänder
    Equipment: Kevlar helmet / vest and plate boots / gauntlet

    • @PandorasFolly
      @PandorasFolly 4 года назад +14

      Zweihander, when you can't choose between a sword, a spear, or a club so you pick all three.

    • @joseph8275
      @joseph8275 4 года назад +6

      Vocal Boog Taunt: Now let me show you its features, HA HA HA!

    • @garywheeler7039
      @garywheeler7039 4 года назад

      @@PandorasFolly The Zweihänder is an impossibly long sword with spikes sticking out at a couple places.

    • @chaddixon5725
      @chaddixon5725 4 года назад +1

      Do you live in Camelot?

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 4 года назад +1

      I would have thought that bullet proof stuff, i.e. kevlar helmets and bullet-resistant vests, would also be banned in nations with strict-ass gun control laws. Can't have the plebs possess something that might prevent a government bullet from killing them now can we? EDIT: I looked into it. In Australia body armor is illegal to import in most situations and illegal to possess without authorization in most parts of the country. In Europe, armor developed under 'military specifications' or 'for main military usage' (which I imagine covers anything that stops rifles) is considered 'armament materials' and completely illegal to civilians; i.e. a level IV plate is legally the same as a flippin' hand grenade. In many parts of Canada, armor was (until very recently) more restricted than rifles.

  • @Brainwarts99
    @Brainwarts99 4 года назад +85

    The “taxi driver” primary: .44 magnum secondary: .38 snub melee: boot knife gear:Mohawk and field jacket and .25 cal sleeve gun

  • @ThatGuy-te9wh
    @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +220

    The entire depiction of Doc Holliday fans is like a long version of watching Jeremy Clarkson introduce the Stig.

  • @KC-km7th
    @KC-km7th 2 года назад +21

    The “To he’ll with history, I came here to win”:
    Primary: Springfield Trapdoor
    Secondary: Glock 18C
    Backup to my backup: M2 Flamethrower
    Melee: 1796 Light Cavalry Saber

  • @hippiehippo9030
    @hippiehippo9030 4 года назад +110

    Accuracy is for dorks!
    Primary: AA-12.
    Sidearm: 410 Judge.
    Melee: e-tool.
    Gear: cargo pants, tac rig, good boots.

  • @gf3055
    @gf3055 4 года назад +155

    "The M1 Garand is the acoustic rock of the gun world." Holy shit, that was epic..

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 4 года назад +11

      It really is true. That's the best analogy I've heard about it. My uncle prefers the Garand. I told him the M1A1 is much better with 2 and a half times the capacity and practically the same bolt system, plus .308 is every bit as powerful as 30-06. Modern .308 is actually more powerful than the surplus WW2 ball for the Garand. He still insists on his Garand, though. Of course he's also a 1911 or revolver guy. I gave him my old Ruger Blackhawk .44 and he absolutely loves it. That's now his truck gun that he carries while cutting firewood, prospecting or hunting.

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 4 года назад +5

      @72 ventura Please don't take it personally. Just about anything that works and hits the target is adequate.

    • @Illbebacc
      @Illbebacc 3 года назад +1

      Yeah kinda, but it is still a loved gun by even my generation tho lol. It's not really the most practical (or even at all to nowadays standards) but it's fricking cool imho. It's the gun I remember in my childhood playing medal of honor rising sun and call of duty 2 big red one extra...

  • @ThatGuy-te9wh
    @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +119

    up-to-date-for-the-80s-Boomer loadout: a Ruger Mini-14 & 3-inch barrel S&W model 586 or an S&W 659.

    • @arieheath7773
      @arieheath7773 4 года назад +18

      Honestly, that’s not a bad combo.

    • @openmythirdeye
      @openmythirdeye 4 года назад +8

      The "Gen x loadout" maybe?

    • @GustheGunGuy
      @GustheGunGuy 4 года назад +18

      "My mini 14 will outshoot any AR any day of the week! More reliable, too!" -Some fucking Fudd somewhere.

    • @Ledmetacdc
      @Ledmetacdc 4 года назад +4

      @@GustheGunGuy In the 80s they were half the price too

    • @GustheGunGuy
      @GustheGunGuy 4 года назад +5

      @@Ledmetacdc and now they're twice the price

  • @Eric-le9hr
    @Eric-le9hr 3 года назад +48

    "And that's the thing about crew served weapons, is you don't have any friends. So who's gonna help you with that? Nobody." FUCKING GOLD

  • @rsmac11
    @rsmac11 4 года назад +131

    Primary: Stick
    Secondary: Also stick
    Pack: Cargo shorts
    Special ability: Duct Tape
    I shall survive all.

    • @FNG_Star
      @FNG_Star 4 года назад +2

      All is well and good boys, but whatcha gonna do when ya run out of duct tape?

    • @BIGPAPDOG480
      @BIGPAPDOG480 4 года назад +1

      Except I'll have armour made from flex tape with will withstand your stick

    • @scottorgan2255
      @scottorgan2255 4 года назад +2

      Primary ROCK
      secondary ROCK
      Emergency backup STICK LOL

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 года назад

      That is one Sticky loadout o.o

    • @dank8865
      @dank8865 4 года назад

      @@BIGPAPDOG480 NYUH UH! Will not!

  • @JamesSmith-xs1yy
    @JamesSmith-xs1yy 4 года назад +192

    SKS has a spot in my heart wife gave me one for Christmas Takes AK mags never any malfunctions had it about 35 years She passed so keep it for the memories

    • @nomaambundy9989
      @nomaambundy9989 4 года назад +13

      You have a Norinco that accepts ak mags?....I have one lol, thats awsome.

    • @GiantMeteor2024
      @GiantMeteor2024 4 года назад +17

      That's very sweet brother! She's always with you 😊

    • @redheadedprincess100
      @redheadedprincess100 4 года назад

      Sks D lotsa fun just heavy + magazine wobble

    • @plasmawolf7960
      @plasmawolf7960 3 года назад

      Interesting, I heard SKS s were typically unreliable

    • @mr.whiskey3534
      @mr.whiskey3534 3 года назад +5

      @@plasmawolf7960 clean out the cosmo, and keep them stock with integrated 10 or 20 round box magazine, very reliable.

  • @Lycanion0
    @Lycanion0 4 года назад +213

    Right arm of the free world:
    Primary: FAL
    Secondary: Beretta M9
    Melee: UN Sanctions
    Top: shitty blue helmet

    • @varuug
      @varuug 4 года назад +23

      *Sidearm: Local production Hi-Power

    • @peterk2455
      @peterk2455 4 года назад +1

      Faaark, there's a ton of blokes who know exactly how it feels to carry that loadout, and still have that blue beret aiming mark.

    • @daemonwulfe
      @daemonwulfe 4 года назад

      I laughed so hard at this.

    • @depthcharge126
      @depthcharge126 4 года назад +5

      Lol, for melee you are going to slap them on the wrists?

    • @darthtajal723
      @darthtajal723 4 года назад

      Jeff Wilkins a collective item

  • @JoeArn1
    @JoeArn1 3 года назад +293

    The Prepper's Neighbor:
    Primary: "Why would anyone need a gun" Rhetoric
    Secondary: "I'll just come over here if anything happens"
    Melee: Urethra for pissing their pants

    • @7ylerD
      @7ylerD 3 года назад +39

      Backup melee: Daughter’s softball bat in an uncertain and shaky fist

    • @megastick9324
      @megastick9324 3 года назад +13

      @@7ylerD while yelling “ I’m armed!”

    • @bloodiedberserker7574
      @bloodiedberserker7574 3 года назад +10

      God how many times ive heard the "ill just come over here" no. No you wont. Ive told certain FAMILY ill turn them away because they make fun and refuse to even think about guns or prepping. Ill definitely turn away randoms and neighbors.

    • @megastick9324
      @megastick9324 3 года назад

      @@bloodiedberserker7574 if you don’t, they WILL take over and push you out.

    • @bloodiedberserker7574
      @bloodiedberserker7574 3 года назад

      @@megastick9324 they have no clue where ill be going. Dont assume i only have things prepped at my main home. And they can try. I have numerous like minded people in my area i have already made deals with.

  • @scareypete13
    @scareypete13 4 года назад +55

    Sticking to my Gen X veteran loadout.
    AR15, Beretta 92, Ka Bar
    Corcoran Boots, Jeans & BDU top.
    Alice in Chains "Rooster" on mix cd.

  • @AlvinEugene11
    @AlvinEugene11 4 года назад +331

    you missed the hood ninja
    Primary: draco (1 mag)
    sidearm: glock 19
    Melee: "these hands bruh"
    Gear/ACC: fanny pack across the chest
    Top: Gucci gear (literally)
    bottom: skinny jeans sagging and jordans 11's

    • @jessicasnead7895
      @jessicasnead7895 4 года назад +9

      Racist. Youve never even been to the hood.

    • @napexcape7547
      @napexcape7547 4 года назад

      I will most likely be running skinny Jean's (not sagging) and Jordan's. I have no problem with it lol

    • @br10016364
      @br10016364 4 года назад +2

      @@jessicasnead7895 Lol you must be new here

    • @Francisco_P
      @Francisco_P 4 года назад

      @@jessicasnead7895 lol

    • @supercarnitas
      @supercarnitas 4 года назад +3

      Include body armor, a Gucci plate carrier to be exact because they have body armor too lol

  • @hollowedentity7097
    @hollowedentity7097 4 года назад +327

    50 pounds ain’t nothing. I carry the weight of my regrets.

  • @spearmintaltoids9889
    @spearmintaltoids9889 3 года назад +21

    One good thing about single action revolvers is that for the “muzzle loading” ones, such as the 1851 Navy Colt Revolver, you can make your own ammo for it during the apocalypse.

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 2 года назад +3

      Yep! You can also make your own powder from Charcoal, Sulfur and Saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate).

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 2 года назад +5

      @@Beltzer0072 and if your not careful, you can make a grenade you'll get to use once.

    • @georgewhitworth9742
      @georgewhitworth9742 2 года назад +1

      @@memyself898 Natural selection always finds a way, haha

    • @lazzie7495
      @lazzie7495 Год назад

      That is true, but I'm not sure it won't be outclassed by literally any center-fire pistol that works.

  • @nostradamusofgames5508
    @nostradamusofgames5508 4 года назад +259

    "the m1 garand KINDA sucks....."
    *Patton would like to know your location*

    • @33Luger
      @33Luger 4 года назад +4

      If Patton had lived into the 1950's, he would have updated his opinion.

    • @nostradamusofgames5508
      @nostradamusofgames5508 4 года назад +9

      @@33Luger knowing how extremely arrogant patton was, i doubt it.

    • @221WTF
      @221WTF 4 года назад +14

      @Luis Bolanos Try buttstroking someone with an ar...now use the M1...See the difference? No, cause the M1 just knocked your ass out! And a .30-06 is absolutely nothing to mock. Even coming out of a 75 year old rifle!

    • @The_SmorgMan
      @The_SmorgMan 4 года назад +9

      Luis Bolanos is day for the most part yes... if one is more worried about animals than people in a rural area it might not be so bad... I’d rather have a 30-06 than a .223. For a grizzly
      Of course there is always the M1a

    • @HiVoltish
      @HiVoltish 4 года назад +2

      @@221WTF True-ness but I would choose the Ohio Ordnance HCAR

  • @greghumble7306
    @greghumble7306 4 года назад +143

    Bonger
    Primary: Lee Enfield Jungle Carbine
    Secondary: Webley bulldog revolver
    Mele: cricket bat

    • @luisrosario3781
      @luisrosario3781 3 года назад +4

      Somebody's been playing BFV.

    • @zacharyfreeman5237
      @zacharyfreeman5237 3 года назад

      I wouldn't kick that out of bed.

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 3 года назад +2

      Have you ever held/been hit with a Cricket bat... much nastier than a baseball bat by FAR.

    • @killthahippie
      @killthahippie 3 года назад +3

      I love the webly !@ but it's in no way accurate .. I dropped it once and missed the floor

    • @shrek_428
      @shrek_428 Год назад +1

      Wrap that Cricket Bat in barbed wire....

  • @wisphen
    @wisphen 4 года назад +132

    The Chad loadout:
    Primary: none
    Secondary:none
    Melee: disposable hi-point yeet cannons

  • @MomJeans2
    @MomJeans2 3 года назад +48

    "Shooting the M60 is more fun than being drunk at breakfast." You have a way with words, sir.

  • @KGBBooks
    @KGBBooks 4 года назад +42

    The Hans Gruber
    Primary: Steyr AUG
    Secondary: H&K P7
    Melee: magic marker

  • @nonameguy96
    @nonameguy96 4 года назад +218

    The gambler
    Primary: zip 22
    Secondary: prayers

    • @BladeFitAcademy
      @BladeFitAcademy 4 года назад

      😄😄

    • @davidcox3076
      @davidcox3076 4 года назад +1

      The problem with the ZIp is that it weighs only about 1 pound. So when it fails to fire and you have to throw it at the target it won't do much damage. A hopelessly jammed Hi Point 9 mm is closer to 2 pounds, so at least it has some heft as a thrown weapon.

    • @justincarroll1836
      @justincarroll1836 4 года назад

      I was waiting for it

    • @luanfonseca5179
      @luanfonseca5179 4 года назад

      he should have a deringer pistol as secondary

    • @xfrobie9773
      @xfrobie9773 4 года назад +1

      The rare semi-auto you can actually play Russian Roulette with.

  • @aeromagnus6473
    @aeromagnus6473 4 года назад +179

    "society breaks down, there's an alien invasion or you live in detroit"

    • @GoboBox
      @GoboBox 2 года назад +2

      Good one!

  • @oddballtherighteous6681
    @oddballtherighteous6681 3 года назад +7

    The Tenoheika Banzai Loadout:
    Primary: Type38/99 Arisaka
    Secondary: Grenade Vest (Self Use Only)
    Melee: Nodachi Katana
    Gear: Sake

  • @Chip-Chapley
    @Chip-Chapley 4 года назад +149

    "porn-hub undergoing maintenance"
    *boogaloo warrior noises intensify*

  • @chrislively2845
    @chrislively2845 4 года назад +195

    The Slav
    Dragunov any variant
    Makarov
    Track suit
    Sunflower seeds and Marlboro lights 100s

    • @Vladimir_4757
      @Vladimir_4757 4 года назад +4

      I think the Slav would be the Kalash (any variant), and why Vodka isn't on there?

    • @xxheartbrokexx100
      @xxheartbrokexx100 4 года назад +4

      The gopnik is what he meant lol

    • @joehill4094
      @joehill4094 4 года назад +3

      A true slav uses a sawed off sks that needs to be manually cycled.

    • @nonameisopen
      @nonameisopen 4 года назад +1

      You're missing vodka from your load out.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 4 года назад +2

      Okay, Slavs only smoke one cigarette: Lucky strikes. I've yet to see a Slavic tourist fail to ask for Lucky Strikes when trying to buy cigarettes. And where are the Adidas shoes? Where are they?

  • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
    @AnonEMus-cp2mn 4 года назад +119

    The "Shoot-on-sight to put them out of their misery"
    _Primary:_ Stock or plastic tacticool 10/22 with plastic feed-lipped 25rd mags.
    _Secondary:_ USFA Zip-Gun .22 (for magazine compatibility).
    _Melee:_ A set of cheap $5 'throwing knives'.
    _Gear:_ _Call of Duty: MW Dark Edition_ digital night vision "quad" goggles.
    _Top:_ Black hoodie and those cheap 'slash-proof' protective sleeves.
    _Pants:_ old pair of cargo pants (for holding loose mags, plastic water bottles, trail-mix bags, and a packet of skittles).

    • @stephencolgan4123
      @stephencolgan4123 4 года назад +4

      You referenced video game memorabilia as survival gear!? GTFOH

    • @Arthurzeiro
      @Arthurzeiro 4 года назад +3

      I'd rather take an airsoft gun than a zip.

    • @LeonSteelpaw
      @LeonSteelpaw 4 года назад

      Did they do NVG asa collectible item a second time?

    • @seethedirt2362
      @seethedirt2362 4 года назад

      Oh that might be me

    • @superdupergrover9857
      @superdupergrover9857 4 года назад

      @@Arthurzeiro SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY :)

  • @cowboyx9380
    @cowboyx9380 3 года назад +11

    “Shooting the m60 is more fun then being drunk at breakfast” just floored me with 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @christopherbain838
    @christopherbain838 4 года назад +59

    History Buff Loadout:
    Primary: Mauser K98
    Secondary: Webley Revolver
    Melee: Short Handled Shovel
    Accessory/ Gear: Steel helmet, Flecktarn BDU's, Step Dad's Boots
    The Rich Fvckboi:
    FN SCAR 16/17S
    Sig Sauer 226 Legion in .357 Sig
    Melee: Grandpa's KA-BAR
    Gear: Golf Shorts, Polo, Rolex

  • @tatsuhirosatou5513
    @tatsuhirosatou5513 4 года назад +74

    Roof Korean.
    Primary: mossberg 590/AKM
    Second: S&W 29
    Melay: brick

  • @Diego-zc5zc
    @Diego-zc5zc 4 года назад +94

    Coronavirus: 2nd unknown case in CA
    Me: Starts taking note and violently scrounge for an obrez

    • @keegans5695
      @keegans5695 4 года назад +4

      Hey, the first case in Oregon popped up just ten miles from where I live. Oh, and the sportsman's Warehouse was out of 9mm. :/

    • @Diego-zc5zc
      @Diego-zc5zc 4 года назад +1

      @@keegans5695 nyet that commie round will do you no good tovarisch you need mighty and glorious 5.45

    • @keegans5695
      @keegans5695 4 года назад +4

      @@Diego-zc5zc pretty sure the word you're looking for is fascisti, not commie, zemlyak.

    • @Diego-zc5zc
      @Diego-zc5zc 4 года назад +3

      @@keegans5695 dah brat those dirty capitalists have brainwashed me with their plastic guns and waifu pillows

    • @jeffreymorris3002
      @jeffreymorris3002 4 года назад

      Diego Castaneda damned plastic guns imagine rugers p series was more reliable than the sig 320 😂

  • @ecksit7637
    @ecksit7637 3 года назад +66

    "9 mm is plentiful" welcome to later 2020

    • @80sDweeb
      @80sDweeb 3 года назад

      I've got plenty, don't you? I mean, we saw this election year coming...

    • @PlayingWithFireOutdoors
      @PlayingWithFireOutdoors 3 года назад

      @@80sDweeb Same thing I'm Canadian

    • @megastick9324
      @megastick9324 3 года назад

      Well, if it’s SHTF there will be a lot , stashed in houses where the owner kept his guns stored locked and unloaded in the safe…

    • @cliffbraun3850
      @cliffbraun3850 3 года назад

      There’s plenty of 9mm, it’s just sitting in people basements

  • @greenmagic8ball198
    @greenmagic8ball198 4 года назад +147

    James, we could could cuddle in the same sleeping bag during the boogaloo... Jk jk, unless? 😳

  • @ShellShock794
    @ShellShock794 4 года назад +88

    The Gimmick:
    Primary: 300 Blackout AR-15
    Secondary: FN FiveseveN
    Melee: Mictrotech Ultratech
    Clothing: Cheap airsoft camo gear

    • @nisse9009
      @nisse9009 4 года назад +3

      FiveseveN is good tho, muh AP ammo... -_-

    • @jacobmoxley6369
      @jacobmoxley6369 4 года назад

      @@nisse9009 lol

    • @vegasrebel1889
      @vegasrebel1889 4 года назад

      That's a good one. True

    • @billybuckshot6909
      @billybuckshot6909 4 года назад

      Plans after you cant find ammo the second day?

    • @rzr2ffe325
      @rzr2ffe325 4 года назад

      .300BLK is bad because it's not plentiful? Fair

  • @1035TheIce
    @1035TheIce 4 года назад +53

    The Neolithic loadout:
    Primary: Sharp stick
    Secondary: Rock
    Equipment: Unibrow

  • @pauliewalnuts5241
    @pauliewalnuts5241 3 года назад +7

    "Dude that's called.. war." LOL

  • @palmettobouy1
    @palmettobouy1 4 года назад +88

    Worst loadout.
    The frenchman
    Primary: 8mm lebel rifle
    Secondary: a baguette
    Mele: corkscrew

    • @johnspence6669
      @johnspence6669 4 года назад +13

      Melee is a white flag. Sacre Bleu.

    • @1whitedan
      @1whitedan 4 года назад +1

      and your getaway is a car that can only go reverse.

    • @bigsepticc9948
      @bigsepticc9948 4 года назад +1

      John Spence you beat me to the joke

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 4 года назад

      Ian might object to that "worst" label......or was that Lebel...ooooo...with a Chauchat magazine.....:)

  • @jeremywatson9129
    @jeremywatson9129 4 года назад +62

    The "I dont know what I'm doing." Mossberg Shockwave and Taurus Judge.

    • @Catgat37
      @Catgat37 4 года назад +4

      20 gauge shockwave is my backup

    • @amorphoussolid8512
      @amorphoussolid8512 3 года назад +3

      At least if you see someone packing those you can just stay 10 feet back and be safe as houses!

    • @jeremywatson9129
      @jeremywatson9129 3 года назад

      @Fat Doomguy while I agree that all weapons have an application and the shockwave is uniquely suited for dumpster defense, I dont see the shockwave or judge being suited for the myriad of situations one could find themselves in during the apocalypse.

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 3 года назад

      A slave to fashion would be a better description. I saw people grab up both of them just for the novelty, but eventually figure out how impractical they are. Five pellets of 000 buck is nice, but when was the last time you saw .45 Colt widely available? It's a damn good round, but can be difficult to find.
      Regarding the Shockwave, all I can say is WHY? It's like they took all the downsides of a shotgun and amplified them. The recoil has to be about a bitch, the muzzle flash blinding and aiming out of the question.

    • @jeremywatson9129
      @jeremywatson9129 3 года назад

      @@thatguy22441 thank you, it's like you spoke my thoughts for me. IMO, the judge is slightly more useful because it can shoot .45 colt. The shockwave is just f'ing stupid.

  • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
    @AnonEMus-cp2mn 4 года назад +53

    The "Outdated Operator"
    _Primary:_ Bushmaster ACR w/ budget red dot, Magpul mbus sights, AFG, and single-point sling.
    _Secondary:_ Stock .40 Glock w/ aftermarket barrel. (threaded but with no suppressor or comp for it).
    _Melee:_ 'tactical' survival machete.
    _Gear:_ Gen 1 NVG monocular for handheld use, or mounted via adaptor on primary.
    _Top:_ Baggy 'tactical' BDU-style top w/ Molle chest-rig and backpack loosely slung over it.
    _Pants:_ Baggy 'tactical' BDU-style pants w/ an overly-thick tactical belt for clip-on Serpa holster and mag pouches.

  • @lhgarage-triplethepricehal1663
    @lhgarage-triplethepricehal1663 3 года назад +40

    I don’t know if I’d completely blame the mosin on all those deaths I think the whole charging at MG42s was pretty detrimental to your army

    • @Masterchief0521
      @Masterchief0521 2 года назад

      tbf half of those guys didn't even HAVE mosins...or guns at all really

    • @milivojetomovic8914
      @milivojetomovic8914 Год назад +1

      @@Masterchief0521 You learn that from cod 2 or a movie? Genius

    • @Redlady1917
      @Redlady1917 Год назад +1

      @@Masterchief0521 This is a myth, not that blaming the mosin was historically coherent to begin with.

  • @AE-jo2fy
    @AE-jo2fy 4 года назад +80

    Mike Tyson coming at you with a long sword like "Thith ith spatha!"

  • @unkulwilly
    @unkulwilly 4 года назад +199

    TFBTV Loadout...
    Primary: Glock
    Secondary: Glock
    Melee: Glock
    Gear: Glock Tshirt

  • @KingBeau84
    @KingBeau84 4 года назад +223

    The Kyle Loadout:
    Primary: Hate for Stepdad
    Secondary: Monster Energy Drink
    Melee: Drywall

  • @guyderagisch4964
    @guyderagisch4964 4 года назад +26

    The young gun:
    Primary: Cricket .22 rifle
    Secondary: Ruger bearcat
    Melee: T-ball bat.
    Pack: Green Power Ranger Backpack containing a Cub Scout canteen, Ham Sandwiches made by Mom, and Grandpas wool army blanket.

  • @stinkyagnes5065
    @stinkyagnes5065 4 года назад +190

    Primary: side by side shotgun
    Secondary: sawed off side by side
    shotgun
    Melee: sawed off part of the barrel of the sawed off shotgun
    Equipment: bottle of booze, bad attitude

    • @lyndonshryko7352
      @lyndonshryko7352 4 года назад +2

      StinkyAgnes can we call this loadout the “ Jed Clampette”.

    • @Medici0045
      @Medici0045 4 года назад +1

      StinkyAgnes bruh you been watching me??

    • @peterruiz6117
      @peterruiz6117 4 года назад

      Can't go wrong with a sideways shotgun.

    • @jackhaugh
      @jackhaugh 4 года назад +1

      A sawed off shotgun bbl isn’t a bad melee weapon...

    • @221WTF
      @221WTF 4 года назад +1

      I commend your choices sir!

  • @dogtor95
    @dogtor95 4 года назад +46

    I get a little nostalgic hearing you talk about the M-60. I was the machine gunner in my unit in the mid-80s and carried the M-60. I absolutely LOVED shooting that weapon and had an expert qualification. It's fun, loud, and rains absolute hell down onto anything that deserves such attention. It had a distinctive voice that could chill you to your very soul if you found yourself on the wrong end of that barrel.
    That said, it was a big pain in the butt to clean and maintain. We, basically, had to carry an extra of nearly every single internal part. . . . plus an extra barrel. Not to mention, it was very heavy and awkward to hump through the forest, especially while also carrying my M-16A1(yes, I'm THAT old). Even so, I'd still be happy to jump on an M-60 right now if called on. I just loved the weapon.

  • @Omar-if1cu
    @Omar-if1cu 3 года назад +7

    The 1911 and m1 Garand combo wasnt so great I agree, but still effective as hell. It's just hard to get parts for that heavy Garand rifle and the 1911 is not reliable when exposed to dirt or mud.

  • @williamallen4865
    @williamallen4865 4 года назад +81

    A-Team loadout should be considered:
    Primary: Folding Stock Mini 14
    Secondary: A fat Cuban (cigar that is)

    • @redneckzen
      @redneckzen 4 года назад +2

      Melee: a souped up van.

    • @mafiahulk8196
      @mafiahulk8196 4 года назад +3

      Nah man I'll grab a fat Cuban man by his feet and swing him at people and you'll never stop me

    • @Dino2GunZ
      @Dino2GunZ 4 года назад

      Love my mini

    • @cthulhu6697
      @cthulhu6697 4 года назад +2

      @@Dino2GunZ If I HAD to carry something in 5.56, I would carry a Mini-14 before a jam-prone, shit-rifle like the AR. Superior weapon. Ruger should have made them feed regular AR mags so you could pick up mags dropped by dead people as their jam-mattics broke

    • @Dino2GunZ
      @Dino2GunZ 4 года назад

      @@cthulhu6697 I love my AR too I never have jams though I keep it pretty clean but I think I would rely more on my mini 14 in my opinion it's just a much better system the design is timeless and proven I do agree with the interchangeable mags I wish I could use my AR mags in my mini 14 the large mini 14 mags are so damn expensive I did swap my stock out though I use a composite tan pistol grip folding stock with Picatinny rails all the way around so I can easily swap out any attachments I need I do love the Picatinny rails my accessories can be swapped between most of my rifles and the mini 14 design is just so simple and you're right it is much more reliable if my AR broke I would be fucked in a shtf scenario it would be pretty difficult to break the mini 14 but you always got to keep in mind Firearms are like tools they each have a specific purpose my mini 14 is set up for close to mid-range combat and my AR is set up with a scope for longer-range but all around I agree the mini 14 would be the better choice if I had to choose only one so my set would be my mini 14 my 40 cal M&P and my Rambo style combat knife what about you what would your set be

  • @johnqpublic2718
    @johnqpublic2718 4 года назад +37

    I love these types of presentations. "Boogaloadouts" will soon be a part of my phone's autocorrect.

  • @matteblack5805
    @matteblack5805 4 года назад +137

    Worst gun: anything chambered in....
    32 French Longue.
    Good luck finding ammunition that gun jesus hasn't taken

    • @Doinkus98
      @Doinkus98 4 года назад +16

      Matte Black but if you manage to hoard the ammo before the igloo you could make a pretty cool ally

    • @ryangshooter_1682
      @ryangshooter_1682 4 года назад +3

      There's actually company making that ammo again and it has legit brought tears of joy to Gun Jesus lol

    • @rafaelrodrigues7971
      @rafaelrodrigues7971 4 года назад +1

      @@nyquil07na38 and he keeps coming back?

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 года назад +1

      He’ll multiply it, don’t worry.

    • @Normjohanson
      @Normjohanson 4 года назад

      Starline makes brass for it now

  • @Sig320
    @Sig320 3 года назад +7

    I grew up on my dads WWII / Korean M1 grand hiking it into the woods 10+ miles round-trip from 13-19 years old. Then I moved to my first AR-15. I love The M1 grand but damn that rifle is heavy.

  • @Tackleberry117
    @Tackleberry117 4 года назад +20

    Dude...that's called war...and it's been around since the dawn of time
    Priceless

    • @allgodsnomasters2822
      @allgodsnomasters2822 4 года назад

      well 6,000 yearsish, but hey some people make a lot off it so its better to just think the way things are the way thing have always been.

  • @bikerbobcat
    @bikerbobcat 4 года назад +83

    Used to be pretty anti-gun but have since changed my mind. Your channel is highly educational and very entertaining and I'm learning a lot. Thanks for doing what you do.

    • @MrSpudz2
      @MrSpudz2 2 года назад

      You would be better off getting your gun information from a more credible source…

    • @swempley
      @swempley 2 года назад

      @@MrSpudz2 I was going to say the same thing.
      Go somewhere else if you want to learn about guns. These videos are basically sh*t-posts.

    • @DrownInLysergic
      @DrownInLysergic 2 года назад

      @@MrSpudz2 Whatever convinces anti gun people to appreciate and respect firearms is good in my book. Who cares it his info comes from TFBTV, he could be another person getting their info from Biden 🤮

    • @jonathanbrown7250
      @jonathanbrown7250 2 года назад +5

      We tend to fear what we don't know, and hate what we fear.
      Knowledge can bring interest.

    • @u.s.-sheepdog4761
      @u.s.-sheepdog4761 2 года назад +4

      So you packing yet..?

  • @Thederpman4
    @Thederpman4 4 года назад +30

    Primary: Special Rifle VSS
    Secondary: Welrod
    Melee: Neck snap
    Special ability: Lightfoot: can walk on air
    Top: Black turtleneck
    Bottom: Black yoga pants
    Special gear: extra baffles for welrod

  • @theairsoftrebel
    @theairsoftrebel 3 года назад +2

    The New Vegas Special: Legion edition
    Primary: Remington 700 in .308
    Secondary: Browning Hi power
    Melee: Roman gladius
    Accessories: football pads, 2x4s, nails
    Clothes: red dress cut down to skirt

  • @premixpeter1972
    @premixpeter1972 4 года назад +60

    I laughed so hard when he included the pornhub maintinence page as a doomsday example.

    • @daleford8621
      @daleford8621 4 года назад +1

      Same here, scared the cat out of my room.

    • @itsjay6681
      @itsjay6681 4 года назад +2

      He knows his audience

    • @BIGPAPDOG480
      @BIGPAPDOG480 4 года назад +1

      Pornhub may be down but we still have good ol flannel daddy to keep us entertained

    • @manuelsanchez7451
      @manuelsanchez7451 4 года назад

      Amatuers , it's all about XNXX

  • @garrisonkelley7053
    @garrisonkelley7053 4 года назад +159

    Dad loadout:
    Primary: thermostat senses tingle
    Backup: kneehigh socks
    Melee: uses full name

  • @TannerCLynn
    @TannerCLynn 4 года назад +51

    “Dude, that’s called war... it’s been happening since the beginning of time” lmao get rekt

  • @GunWillTravel
    @GunWillTravel 2 года назад +2

    The Brandon Herrera:
    Primary: AK-50 prototype
    Secondary: Makarov
    Equipment: Case of White Claw

  • @jondavidmcnabb
    @jondavidmcnabb 4 года назад +116

    The only reason James filmed this was his secret desire to wear flip-flops with socks and shorts!!! Bravo Sir you put the G in gay.....

    • @josephhopkins2258
      @josephhopkins2258 4 года назад +4

      Bruh your talking a lot of sh¡T for someone with soft lips, soft kissable lips

    • @ericstrat3579
      @ericstrat3579 4 года назад +1

      😆

  • @cedricbaccay633
    @cedricbaccay633 4 года назад +106

    'Ok boomer' mod 2:
    Primary: m1 carbine
    Secondary: Browning hi power

    • @KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop
      @KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop 4 года назад +10

      Hi-Power is more Euroboomer territory, with which I would pair a kar98k

    • @KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop
      @KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop 4 года назад +1

      ok boomer

    • @KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop
      @KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop 4 года назад

      ok (and i cannot stress this enough) boomer

    • @chuckhainsworth4801
      @chuckhainsworth4801 4 года назад +2

      What's with all this WWII stuff for "OK Boomer?" Boomers didn't get going until the baby boom after the war. You should be looking at M-14, M-16, FN FAL and things of that ilk. Me, I like the FN C1A1 for primary, and a Sterling SMG as secondary.

  • @DanGoodShotHD
    @DanGoodShotHD 4 года назад +26

    "I don't care what guns you like I just care that you like guns." -James Reeves
    Now THAT is the right attitude!

  • @pappy451
    @pappy451 Год назад +2

    i bought a C9 in 2014 for $132.00 out the door .
    ran a lot of rounds through it .
    upgraded to a Taurus G2c , then upgraded to a Glock 19 .
    sometimes , when money is scarce , you gotta get what you can .

  • @palmettobouy1
    @palmettobouy1 4 года назад +97

    The, "Look mom, no hands" loadout...
    Primary: two 38 revolvers loaded with 357 magnum.
    Secondary: 12 gauge shotgun with a choke loaded with high bras slug.
    Mele: nubs

    • @stephansmith3570
      @stephansmith3570 4 года назад +2

      you forgot the 410 over under loaded with 45 rifle.

  • @NoBoost1
    @NoBoost1 4 года назад +18

    The Fudd loadout:
    Primary: Single shot rifle
    Secondary: double action revolver from the 50/60s
    Melee: Cheap knife bought at some a place like fleet farm
    Gear: Trucker hat, plaid jacket, orange safety vest and boots hes owned since he was 20.

    • @NWA744
      @NWA744 4 года назад +1

      Primary needs to be a bubba-fied 1917 Enfield sporter with the rear sights ground off and a cheap replacement stock.

  • @SketchBlunts
    @SketchBlunts 4 года назад +34

    "the katana has to be the third deadliest melee weapon behind darth mauls light saber and billy Joels car"..lmao

  • @brianbailey380
    @brianbailey380 3 года назад +7

    Third time watching this one, first time I caught the “billy Joel’s car” line. Fucking epic😂

  • @BushcraftingBogan
    @BushcraftingBogan 4 года назад +129

    Glock Fan Boi loadout. Longgun: Dont need it. I got a Glock. Melee: Dont need one. I got a Glock. Clothing: Glock hat and security guard uniform that hasn’t been washed because it’s worn to work and slept in. Gear: Dont need it. I got a Glock.

    • @hunteraltman4762
      @hunteraltman4762 4 года назад +23

      Your only weakness would be other glockbois arguing calibers and gens with you

    • @bullwag1978
      @bullwag1978 4 года назад +11

      Ammo: don’t need it, I got a Glock

    • @jeffreymorris3002
      @jeffreymorris3002 4 года назад +2

      Hunter Altman it seems like gen 3 glocks are unanimously loved by everyone at least. Except the C glocks. Everyone hates those

    • @FNG_Star
      @FNG_Star 4 года назад +1

      Anti-Glock Fan Boi Loadout; Primary: Anything but a Glock. Secondary: Anything but a Glock. Melee: Their primary and secondary guns after they jam. Gear: Lots of trauma first aid to dress all the butthurt. Clothing: D.A.R.E shirt and operator pants (cause ya know, their cooler than you.)

    • @TheFishE77Official
      @TheFishE77Official 4 года назад +2

      @mEmpHis Brett I wouldn't touch a Glock if I had any other choice lol. Now, don't get me wrong, as a firearms collector I even own a few Glocks, their reliability and historic value is worth it. _But_ , that being said, the stupid juicebox handle, wonky grip angle, absolute shit stock trigger, ugly AF looks, and ungodly amount of the exact same gun over and over, I fucking hate them.