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"My mum and dad gave me Pneumonia, and they screamed 'lol!" That got me!
YEAH LOL I DIED
Same
"Hot Pickles"
About pnuemonia.It relocates all your blood to the finger.So if anyone fiddle diddles with it.You keel over and...DĪÊ.
"When you're born, your parents think you're a BABY!"Hey now, Michael, no need to yell. No need to shout. No need to have a riot.
Ffs
They scream "YEE"
Shut your eyestake a deep breath
no need to shOUT, SCHOOL PRISON!
"There's a School Prison Underneath the TOENAILS!"
"Mum said she's not going TO THE BATHROOM ever again until we get a proper BATHROOM."I died.
Alec Metzen Toot.
TheAndrewj96 I died so bad!!!!!
TheAndrewj96 The Dedede
NOICE
My dad walked in when the video said:"Look! He switched on the teat!"At that point we both wanted to know what the heck I was doing with my life.
RetroMann KEK
RetroMann You're profile picture is glooorius!
*fades in* "Shut your mouth, BITCH!" *fades out* Omg, I was in tears there, I don't know why but it's tiny jokes like these that I love the most :D
My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they scream, 'LUUL!'
"and you switch on the switch"Chickenpika time travelling console gamer confirmed
You know the word "switch" wasn't invented by Nintendo, right?
You must be fun at parties if you're ever invited.
@@ChickenPika Usually, I'm too busy being showered in blowjobs to be much fun to anyone else. It's a serious problem actually.
@@ChickenPika Thanks for pointing that out, thanks.
@@ChickenPika hey, good to see you're still around, man! ^^
Uncle Mozzabutt. That's incredible. It shall be remembered.
You mean..Uncle Mots-a-butt
Oh, I thought it was taken from Mozzarella. Oops.
Lucas Tuckwood Cause you can actually hear the ts in the sentence
The Goku 7729Personally, I pronounce Mozzarella as "motsarella," so I understand the confusion.
ChickenPika ah ok..i pronounce mozzarella normally but i heard this one like that
I'll never forget when I first switched on the teat. My folks were so proud of me on that day.
+Enderkevin13 Don't let your parents give you Pneumonia!
But did you open the floor?
something chain jizz
"Something Changes...jizz" it's not original, but it's so damn effective, I lol'd. XD
Jizz.....BATHROOM FRYING PAN FULL OF DIRTY CUMBERS FROM GRANDMOTHERS
"My brother's on the baby!""Why?""Because he's supposed to finish his BEER!"
Before he has sex!
Of course!
+Dance Moms Fan (dancemoms.fandom) My brother says he wants his pussy NOW!!
+ZacharieCrackerie WOOW!*Ka Boom*OWW!
That part made me laugh harder than it should have.
"I loved my brothers big book of dirty grandmothers" cracked me up xD
Michael has weird uncles
He has quite a few of them, and they always want to talk to his mom behind closed doors for some reason.
Has Michael deleted the video where he says "...bursts in - and he says; WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I can't seem to find it.
SilverMoon The video where he bursts in and goes "What are you doing?" comes from Michael's big book of bad things part 2.
It's really not - but thanks for replying.
@@christiangrey3645 it's actually from part 1 ruclips.net/video/aXD00k0NIqo/видео.html3 years later sorry XD
"when you're born your parents think you are a BABY!!!"lmao i love that part
They scream yeeeeeeee
0:03 BEST. STORY. EVER. (plus, the Wawaw does have a ring to it)
"Something changes" *breathes in like he's going to say another sentence that's isn't the obvious follow up jizz joke* "jizz"
"Something Changes.""When you're born, your folks think you're a BABY! They scream YAYEE!"
Explain. Is that pronounced "Wawaw"?
2:26 chicken peepee predicted nendo switch since 2013
Mum said shes not going to the bathroom ever again, until we get a proper bathroom.
Nothing is funnier than a British person saying "Penis"
I JUST SPILT MY WATER ALL OVER MYSELF TWICE
To spill water once may be regarded as a misfortune. To spill it twice seems like carelessness.
ChickenPika I was laughing so hard at your YTP it went everywhere
"You switched on the Switch" was ahead of it's time...
And you switch on the SwitchCHICKENPIKA IS A PSYCHIC
2:28 you predicted the Nintendo switch?!?!?
the subtle 'jizz' at 2:01 had me in stitches....
+hustla8907 ...Ches.With that said, it pleased me very much, as well. I'd hate to have been denied my "jizz".
Michael: My mum and dad gave me pneumonia. And they scream "Lol!"Me:XDGenius, my plumtastic friend. You are definitely one of the better poopers.
You open the floor. You walk into the sofa. XD
When my dad walks in on me watching Michael Rosen RUclips Poops: 0:40
0:06
1:26 killed me
"I loved my brother's big book of dirty grandmothers"I'M DYING
PICKLED NEW GREEN CUCUMBER
pickled new dirty grandmothers
Pickled new grandmothers on the fryingpan
When you're born, your folks think you're a BABY! They scream HIEI!
"And then you switch on the Switch"Now people are gonna think you're talking about the Nintendo console!
1:16 I spat Snapple all over my laptop screen
0:42 And then he just bursts and goes *multiplies* LMBO
I think that jokes about Older Rosen defenestrating his mother r hilarious
2:27 there goes ChickenPika predicting future Nintendo consoles.
Uncle MatzoButt?!
Switching on the SwitchChickenPika is the Simpsons of YTP
"Switch on the Switch" actually has meaning now
LOOK! HE SWITCHED ON THE SWITCH!
I'll be getting my SwiwS and Breath of the Windmills in the next few days.
And you switch on the Switch. *Clicks JoyCon at the Switch tablet*
My mom and dad gave me pneumonia. They said LULULULI died xD
"The D" and "Moza-Butt" was funny XD
I want those pijamas hes wearing
Nah, I enjoy it. This video probably only took me two hours or so. Besides, I like entertaining people.
Lol, he said, "My Mum and Dad gave me pneumonia."
This is the best YTP of all time
"MY MUM AND DAD GAVE ME PNEUMONIA AND THEY SCREAMED LOL!" omg XD
Unfortunately I had to have a fair amount of ice cream in my mouth at 2:03 which soon afterward ended up all over my laptop screen. Thx
The part with "uncle matza-butt" made me laugh WAY harder than I should have.
How to cheer yourself up when you're ill... That's why I'm here 🙂
In a parallel universe, shyt like this is normal and our lives here are strange and oddly entertaining.
Suddenly my dad bursts in and says WHAT'RE YOU DOING?And I said ya mother.
0:19That face you make when you have to get twenty thousand pickles in your butt.
Can we play "Don't Tell your Mother" sometime?
oh yes! like the time you disappeared into the ceiling?
My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they screamed, "LOL!"
"The big bad book!!!!!" Hahahaha this part made me laugh!!! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣😅
...JIZZ...
So we meet again huh small world....JIZZZZZZZZ.
I wish I used one of them jokes at the Michael Rosen headquarters at my location.
The captions are so accurate!
And I had to get 20,000 pickles in my butt.
Seems like a challenge
Something chanJIZZ... Jizz
I started this video thinking I would be able to go without laughing.I lost before the second sentence.
My Brothers On The FryingPan. XD
and they said LUL
Toot
MJ Music SiS.
This was great. A nice little something after me not watching a ytp in over 4 weeks. Seriously though, good job
"And you switch on the switch." ...The first thing I'll do with a Nintendo Switch
"I had to get 20 thousand pickles in my butt, *CLICK* "I died at that part. LOL
I LOVED MY BROTHER'S BIG BOOK OF DIRTY GRANDMOTHERS.
I watch this every day :3
Gardevoir X same xD
The way you made it look like he wasn't gonna say jizz was genius.
Tip: Don't drink while watching something hilarious.by that I mean any liquid
If the first seven seconds make you lose your shit, then you know you've got a good one.
So relatable. I always get home, open the floor, walk into the sofa then switch on the switch
something changes. ''jizz'' ...... roaring with laughter!
"When you're born, your parents think you're a BABY!! They scream "YEEY!".
"The Dedede." i died ecks dee
2:26 chickenpi *NESS* predicted the nintendo switch
He's supposed to finish his beer before he has sex.
What's wrong with dreaming about Rosen?
i had to stick 20,00 pickles im my butt XDDDDDDDD
2:27 omg u predicted the nintendo switch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
You're creativity never ends!
one of the best! love it
Agreed :P
I'm going to watch this too many times and ruin it for myself, I know it 😂
0:49 "Like the time you threw your mother out of the window."
When you're born, your folks think you're a *BABYYY*
"I had to get 20,000 pickles in my BUTT." I'm crying. LMAOYes, I know I am 9 years late. lol
We were playing, "Don't Tell Your Mother"
My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they scream, "lol!"
The DededeI'm dead XD
I thought this was going to be a good one to show my mom, they it turned out very dirty AGAIN, godamn it
1:14 KABOOM,OW!!!
Going out for an hour. gonna leave this on and see what autoplay leads me to.EDIT:it was CRC2
CRC?
2:26 Michael Rosen predicted the Nintendo Switch!
Domesdick abuse.
In this Poop, Michael Rosen is really from the City Of Brotherly Love. And Gay Love. And cheesesteak. And Wawa stores. I thought he was from Wisconsin because of his love for HARD CHEEEESE but I guess Philly would do.
The woawoa.
"My mum and dad gave me Pneumonia, and they screamed 'lol!" That got me!
YEAH LOL I DIED
Same
"Hot Pickles"
About pnuemonia.
It relocates all your blood to the finger.
So if anyone fiddle diddles with it.
You keel over and...
DĪÊ.
"When you're born, your parents think you're a BABY!"
Hey now, Michael, no need to yell. No need to shout. No need to have a riot.
Ffs
They scream "YEE"
Shut your eyes
take a deep breath
no need to shOUT, SCHOOL PRISON!
"There's a School Prison Underneath the TOENAILS!"
"Mum said she's not going TO THE BATHROOM ever again until we get a proper BATHROOM."
I died.
Alec Metzen Toot.
TheAndrewj96 I died so bad!!!!!
TheAndrewj96 The Dedede
NOICE
My dad walked in when the video said:
"Look! He switched on the teat!"
At that point we both wanted to know what the heck I was doing with my life.
RetroMann KEK
RetroMann You're profile picture is glooorius!
*fades in* "Shut your mouth, BITCH!" *fades out*
Omg, I was in tears there, I don't know why but it's tiny jokes like these that I love the most :D
My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they scream, 'LUUL!'
"and you switch on the switch"
Chickenpika time travelling console gamer confirmed
You know the word "switch" wasn't invented by Nintendo, right?
You must be fun at parties if you're ever invited.
@@ChickenPika Usually, I'm too busy being showered in blowjobs to be much fun to anyone else. It's a serious problem actually.
@@ChickenPika Thanks for pointing that out, thanks.
@@ChickenPika hey, good to see you're still around, man! ^^
Uncle Mozzabutt. That's incredible. It shall be remembered.
You mean..Uncle Mots-a-butt
Oh, I thought it was taken from Mozzarella. Oops.
Lucas Tuckwood Cause you can actually hear the ts in the sentence
The Goku 7729
Personally, I pronounce Mozzarella as "motsarella," so I understand the confusion.
ChickenPika ah ok..
i pronounce mozzarella normally but i heard this one like that
I'll never forget when I first switched on the teat. My folks were so proud of me on that day.
+Enderkevin13 Don't let your parents give you Pneumonia!
But did you open the floor?
something chain jizz
"Something Changes...jizz" it's not original, but it's so damn effective, I lol'd. XD
Jizz.....
BATHROOM FRYING PAN FULL OF DIRTY CUMBERS FROM GRANDMOTHERS
"My brother's on the baby!"
"Why?"
"Because he's supposed to finish his BEER!"
Before he has sex!
Of course!
+Dance Moms Fan (dancemoms.fandom) My brother says he wants his pussy NOW!!
+ZacharieCrackerie WOOW!
*Ka Boom*
OWW!
That part made me laugh harder than it should have.
"I loved my brothers big book of dirty grandmothers" cracked me up xD
Michael has weird uncles
He has quite a few of them, and they always want to talk to his mom behind closed doors for some reason.
Has Michael deleted the video where he says "...bursts in - and he says; WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I can't seem to find it.
SilverMoon The video where he bursts in and goes "What are you doing?" comes from Michael's big book of bad things part 2.
It's really not - but thanks for replying.
@@christiangrey3645 it's actually from part 1
ruclips.net/video/aXD00k0NIqo/видео.html
3 years later sorry XD
"when you're born your parents think you are a BABY!!!"
lmao i love that part
They scream yeeeeeeee
0:03 BEST. STORY. EVER. (plus, the Wawaw does have a ring to it)
"Something changes" *breathes in like he's going to say another sentence that's isn't the obvious follow up jizz joke*
"jizz"
"Something Changes."
"When you're born, your folks think you're a BABY! They scream YAYEE!"
Explain. Is that pronounced "Wawaw"?
2:26 chicken peepee predicted nendo switch since 2013
Mum said shes not going to the bathroom ever again, until we get a proper bathroom.
Nothing is funnier than a British person saying "Penis"
I JUST SPILT MY WATER ALL OVER MYSELF TWICE
To spill water once may be regarded as a misfortune. To spill it twice seems like carelessness.
ChickenPika I was laughing so hard at your YTP it went everywhere
"You switched on the Switch" was ahead of it's time...
And you switch on the Switch
CHICKENPIKA IS A PSYCHIC
2:28 you predicted the Nintendo switch?!?!?
the subtle 'jizz' at 2:01 had me in stitches....
+hustla8907 ...Ches.
With that said, it pleased me very much, as well. I'd hate to have been denied my "jizz".
Michael: My mum and dad gave me pneumonia. And they scream "Lol!"
Me:XD
Genius, my plumtastic friend. You are definitely one of the better poopers.
You open the floor. You walk into the sofa. XD
When my dad walks in on me watching Michael Rosen RUclips Poops: 0:40
0:06
1:26 killed me
"I loved my brother's big book of dirty grandmothers"
I'M DYING
PICKLED NEW GREEN CUCUMBER
pickled new dirty grandmothers
Pickled new grandmothers on the fryingpan
When you're born, your folks think you're a BABY! They scream HIEI!
"And then you switch on the Switch"
Now people are gonna think you're talking about the Nintendo console!
1:16 I spat Snapple all over my laptop screen
0:42 And then he just bursts and goes *multiplies* LMBO
I think that jokes about Older Rosen defenestrating his mother r hilarious
2:27 there goes ChickenPika predicting future Nintendo consoles.
Uncle MatzoButt?!
Switching on the Switch
ChickenPika is the Simpsons of YTP
"Switch on the Switch" actually has meaning now
LOOK! HE SWITCHED ON THE SWITCH!
I'll be getting my SwiwS and Breath of the Windmills in the next few days.
And you switch on the Switch. *Clicks JoyCon at the Switch tablet*
My mom and dad gave me pneumonia. They said LULULUL
I died xD
"The D" and "Moza-Butt" was funny XD
I want those pijamas hes wearing
Nah, I enjoy it. This video probably only took me two hours or so. Besides, I like entertaining people.
Lol, he said, "My Mum and Dad gave me pneumonia."
This is the best YTP of all time
"MY MUM AND DAD GAVE ME PNEUMONIA AND THEY SCREAMED LOL!" omg XD
Unfortunately I had to have a fair amount of ice cream in my mouth at 2:03 which soon afterward ended up all over my laptop screen. Thx
The part with "uncle matza-butt" made me laugh WAY harder than I should have.
How to cheer yourself up when you're ill... That's why I'm here 🙂
In a parallel universe, shyt like this is normal and our lives here are strange and oddly entertaining.
Suddenly my dad bursts in and says WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
And I said ya mother.
0:19
That face you make when you have to get twenty thousand pickles in your butt.
Can we play "Don't Tell your Mother" sometime?
oh yes! like the time you disappeared into the ceiling?
My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they screamed, "LOL!"
"The big bad book!!!!!" Hahahaha this part made me laugh!!! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣😅
...JIZZ...
So we meet again huh small world....JIZZZZZZZZ.
I wish I used one of them jokes at the Michael Rosen headquarters at my location.
The captions are so accurate!
And I had to get 20,000 pickles in my butt.
Seems like a challenge
Something chanJIZZ... Jizz
I started this video thinking I would be able to go without laughing.
I lost before the second sentence.
My Brothers On The FryingPan. XD
and they said LUL
Toot
MJ Music
SiS.
This was great. A nice little something after me not watching a ytp in over 4 weeks. Seriously though, good job
"And you switch on the switch." ...The first thing I'll do with a Nintendo Switch
"I had to get 20 thousand pickles in my butt, *CLICK* "
I died at that part. LOL
I LOVED MY BROTHER'S BIG BOOK OF DIRTY GRANDMOTHERS.
I watch this every day :3
Gardevoir X same xD
The way you made it look like he wasn't gonna say jizz was genius.
Tip: Don't drink while watching something hilarious.
by that I mean any liquid
If the first seven seconds make you lose your shit, then you know you've got a good one.
So relatable. I always get home, open the floor, walk into the sofa then switch on the switch
something changes. ''jizz'' ...... roaring with laughter!
"When you're born, your parents think you're a BABY!! They scream "YEEY!".
"The Dedede."
i died ecks dee
2:26 chickenpi *NESS* predicted the nintendo switch
He's supposed to finish his beer before he has sex.
What's wrong with dreaming about Rosen?
i had to stick 20,00 pickles im my butt XDDDDDDDD
2:27 omg u predicted the nintendo switch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
You're creativity never ends!
one of the best! love it
Agreed :P
I'm going to watch this too many times and ruin it for myself, I know it 😂
0:49 "Like the time you threw your mother out of the window."
When you're born, your folks think you're a *BABYYY*
"I had to get 20,000 pickles in my BUTT."
I'm crying. LMAO
Yes, I know I am 9 years late. lol
We were playing, "Don't Tell Your Mother"
My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they scream, "lol!"
The Dedede
I'm dead XD
I thought this was going to be a good one to show my mom, they it turned out very dirty AGAIN, godamn it
1:14 KABOOM,OW!!!
Going out for an hour. gonna leave this on and see what autoplay leads me to.
EDIT:
it was CRC2
CRC?
2:26 Michael Rosen predicted the Nintendo Switch!
Domesdick abuse.
In this Poop, Michael Rosen is really from the City Of Brotherly Love. And Gay Love. And cheesesteak. And Wawa stores.
I thought he was from Wisconsin because of his love for HARD CHEEEESE but I guess Philly would do.
The woawoa.