YTP: Michael the Public Masturbator (Random Rosen Collab Entry)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @triplewario
    @triplewario 11 лет назад +215

    "The first time I heard Michael Rosen speak about 2007 years ago, he was pulling hiimself, and singing EH EH. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rabbit Fu Fu!"

    • @riceymartin2203
      @riceymartin2203 6 лет назад +29

      Applause, Michael walks to podium
      "NO!"
      More applause, Michael walks away from podium

    • @n.j.oproductions5790
      @n.j.oproductions5790 6 лет назад +8

      Little rabbit foo foo*

    • @adrianaraymond
      @adrianaraymond 2 года назад

      Hello to you all, I must apologize, I beat my meat to west african communists.
      (Next reply is 4 years later)

    • @ThisSilverSpoon2393
      @ThisSilverSpoon2393 Год назад +2

      unpacks bag
      “Uh, good morning to you all.”

    • @LucasBloom23
      @LucasBloom23 5 месяцев назад

      "I must apologize… I beat my meat to West African communists"

  • @M17-s7b
    @M17-s7b 7 лет назад +104

    "Some of you will be very lucky because you were brought up by tigers."-Michael Rosen

  • @SaucyPuppetShow1
    @SaucyPuppetShow1 10 лет назад +239

    Yet again I'm cracking up right off the bat:
    *walks up to podium*
    NOOOooooooo!
    *walks away in reverse*
    XD

  • @Znuffle
    @Znuffle 11 лет назад +143

    And it goes like this..... PLAaaammms...
    ( I freaking love the way he moves the head back as he says it. )

    • @WingedEternitys
      @WingedEternitys 6 лет назад +11

      1:50. Thank me later.

    • @turifast5065
      @turifast5065 5 лет назад +1

      @@WingedEternitys thank you

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 2 года назад +2

      The applause that follows makes it even better

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 лет назад +43

    "The first time I heard Michael Rosen speak, about 2007 years ago, he was pulling himself... And singing."
    "I must apologize, I beat my meat to West African communists."

    • @LucasBloom23
      @LucasBloom23 5 месяцев назад

      Those jokes were brilliant, especially the second one

  • @DeadSabbath806
    @DeadSabbath806 11 лет назад +102

    "rElAshiONsHIps...prOBABly DIDNt exSIST."
    That shook my spheres.

  • @TheFireWolf92
    @TheFireWolf92 11 лет назад +41

    "And it goes like this...PLUMS!" *applause*
    for me, that was the funniest part of the whole collab XD I even skipped back to watch that line again afterwards!

  • @tquasa07
    @tquasa07 11 лет назад +117

    big phalluses

    • @stover14
      @stover14 5 лет назад +5

      this comments based and red pilled 5 years on

  • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
    @FRISKY_MANDINGO 10 лет назад +49

    I'd be so honored as Michael Rosen. I don't know him outside of YTP's but that in itself is enough to be proud of. Anything he ever does will be edited to be hilarious. I like to think he would like his YTP's.

    • @SharpForceTrauma
      @SharpForceTrauma 4 года назад +3

      i mean, with some of the shit we've made him say, i wouldn't be so sure

    • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
      @FRISKY_MANDINGO 4 года назад +4

      @@SharpForceTrauma It's all with love. I think even his original poems are funny. I'm glad he's recovering and out of the hospital. We need this vagina neck dude in this terrible world.

    • @christophermerritte3176
      @christophermerritte3176 4 года назад +4

      @@FRISKY_MANDINGO call him captain snatch XD

  • @destructias445
    @destructias445 11 лет назад +43

    the "NO!" bit gets me every time

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 10 лет назад +50

    "It comes in a tin."
    Are you sure Michael. Are you really sure?

    • @ImFangzBro
      @ImFangzBro 3 года назад +9

      I'm part Jewish and I can assure you, Judaism does indeed come in a tin.

    • @SmD-ff5xd
      @SmD-ff5xd 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ImFangzBrotriple entendre, nice

  • @uber_byte7
    @uber_byte7 10 лет назад +36

    And it goes like this...PLUMS!!!

  • @astereotypicalpictureofafr8132
    @astereotypicalpictureofafr8132 5 лет назад +19

    “Pull back a cloth and there in front of everyone. SURPRIIIIIIISE” great line

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 11 лет назад +71

    goes like this...PLAMMMMZ

  • @keepscrolling5910
    @keepscrolling5910 5 лет назад +11

    *"I dont know how to translate that in spanish-shish-shish-shinanish"*
    -Micheal Rosen

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 лет назад +56

    The new Google+ features are absolute shit.
    I urge you all, if you hate them as much as I do, to send angry feedback.
    It will do absolutely no good, but at least they'll have to keep in the back of their mind the fact that they don't give a fuck about what their users think.
    They'll be okay with this, but I hope to inconvenience them slightly.

    • @AccasTheGreat
      @AccasTheGreat 11 лет назад +6

      Don't support Jewgle.
      adblockplus.org

    • @ytpcritic3695
      @ytpcritic3695 11 лет назад +6

      hey ChickenPika! I really like your videos! They literally make me laugh all the way through! xD btw do you use sony vegas? i really want to start youtube pooping, could u tell me how to get it? sorry If im bothering you ;)

    • @SkylordElberich
      @SkylordElberich 11 лет назад +4

      I am indifferent to Google+, but I'll be indifferent in a violent fashion, if you want.

    • @PaulThePuppetier
      @PaulThePuppetier 10 лет назад

      So much truth in these lines.

    • @hunterbailey5545
      @hunterbailey5545 8 лет назад +4

      I don't use Google+. I only use Skyfoogle+.

  • @thesharmat9956
    @thesharmat9956 8 лет назад +29

    big phalluses, big phalluses.... huhehuh

  • @SQron188
    @SQron188 10 лет назад +19

    In this YTP, Little Rabbit Foo Foo as Michael Rosen.

  • @b4dorito4her
    @b4dorito4her 6 лет назад +10

    I love that subtle "noice" after he says something about the world of children

  • @TheREALwymario
    @TheREALwymario 10 лет назад +21

    1:53-2:20 The things he say in the 30 seconds I've linked imply so much.

    • @TheREALwymario
      @TheREALwymario 10 лет назад +1

      Along with frying it until it's slightly burnt.

    • @TheREALwymario
      @TheREALwymario 10 лет назад +2

      I keep remembering good things to note in this poop, but my favorite is:
      "I've had encounters with Judaism; you can find it at a local supermarket, it comes in a tin."

  • @dontletyourmemesbedreams2355
    @dontletyourmemesbedreams2355 5 лет назад +13

    I don't know how that translates into Spanish... *Shish- Shinish- SHINANISH* but anyway...

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 лет назад +5

    It does. Honestly, I think you're better than me (your entry in the Plamless Journey Collab is something I could watch a hundred times and never get bored of), but I appreciate the compliments all the same.

  • @joezzzify
    @joezzzify 10 лет назад +32

    SHANANISH

  • @TrueTrife
    @TrueTrife 11 лет назад +10

    3 people got stuck in a DUCK!

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 лет назад +22

    Nope. The ending theme from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.

  • @TubaBluba789
    @TubaBluba789 7 лет назад +37

    judaism comes in a tin?

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 5 лет назад +22

      At your local Jewpermarket.

    • @PurpleDog25
      @PurpleDog25 4 года назад +6

      Reubenofthedead in the kosher section obviously

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 4 года назад +5

      @@PurpleDog25 You can get Islam in a can in the Halal section.

  • @CapemanProducti0ns
    @CapemanProducti0ns 4 года назад +4

    1:29 "if you're in the minority, it's assumed that you're spanish" 🤣🤣

  • @Alfie_D2049
    @Alfie_D2049 5 лет назад +5

    The main source of the original video is actually worth a watch.

  • @UncleHappy5
    @UncleHappy5 9 лет назад +22

    BIG PHALLUSES

  • @rcnvsrmscr
    @rcnvsrmscr 11 месяцев назад +1

    0:23 me when public speaking
    1:50 the hump lmaooo

  • @slice2219
    @slice2219 6 лет назад +5

    "Pull back a cloth, and there in front of everyone."
    "SURPRISE!"

  • @desemersixth2509
    @desemersixth2509 4 года назад +3

    *A group of people start insulting me*
    Me: 1:14

  • @Yummomummo
    @Yummomummo 10 лет назад +5

    new favorite ytp good job and merry christmas.

  • @caveguy22
    @caveguy22 9 лет назад +15

    little rabbit fu fu
    xD

  • @MaxMalevich
    @MaxMalevich 4 года назад +4

    Use your feet... in the street...
    Get stuck... in a *DUCK*

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 11 лет назад +14

    The France joke...it didn't even need sound...I've watched far too many of these...

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 лет назад +13

    Your avatar is fantastic.

  • @SuddenlyCthulhu
    @SuddenlyCthulhu 10 лет назад +15

    finally got the Oscar Pistorius thing

    • @kankerkaas5095
      @kankerkaas5095 10 лет назад

      I don't blame you, its rare that anything from South Africa generates any interest. Other than Mandela ofc.

    • @SuddenlyCthulhu
      @SuddenlyCthulhu 10 лет назад +2

      Rarely anyone in Africa in general generates interest

    • @kankerkaas5095
      @kankerkaas5095 10 лет назад

      True, but I say South Africa tends to be highlighted somewhat more than other African countries due to its level of development.

    • @SuddenlyCthulhu
      @SuddenlyCthulhu 10 лет назад

      True, true; Mandela's far more prominent than any other African leader of anything

  • @WolfgangvonHam
    @WolfgangvonHam 5 лет назад +3

    Ladies and gentlemen: Little Rabbit Foo Foo
    *applause*

  • @onedeadmofo8576
    @onedeadmofo8576 9 лет назад +10

    :40 I went to the Chemememeh and he explained that I had a SNATCH and I immediately felt much better

  • @X6Sire
    @X6Sire 11 лет назад +2

    I fucking love the "atmosphere" of your poops, if that makes any sense.

  • @MrSpartanm33
    @MrSpartanm33 11 лет назад +16

    PLUMS

  • @fredoriagaming4466
    @fredoriagaming4466 3 года назад +8

    We need some more sexual Michael Rosen YTPs!

  • @WheresTheFridge182
    @WheresTheFridge182 11 лет назад +5

    Haha, Emi's face on Oscar Pristorius actually caught me off guard there.

  • @conkshellthegeek7
    @conkshellthegeek7 11 лет назад +3

    Shish. Shinnish. Shinannish.

  • @TheGLfilms
    @TheGLfilms 11 лет назад +2

    omg dude I have to stop the video early to catch my breath. damn this video is funny!!!

  • @Yumifreak3
    @Yumifreak3 11 лет назад +6

    Michael Rosen Migration - Towards Michael J. Fox?

  • @ImFangzBro
    @ImFangzBro 11 лет назад +8

    Am I the only one who paused the video to see the philosophy questions about Socrates, Thrasymachus, and the differences between the two?

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 6 лет назад +1

      You cant really read it - it's partially obstructed by the book.

    • @ImFangzBro
      @ImFangzBro 6 лет назад +2

      From what I COULD read, it appears to be a college level philosophy assignment. Done by ChickenPika himself, no less, given the fact that directly under the part where he put "Dr. Robotnik" he said "You don't get my real name" before getting cut off by the book.

  • @rubyswindells7790
    @rubyswindells7790 2 года назад +3

    If YoUr'E iN a MiNoRiTy, iT'S aSsUmMeD tHaT yOu'Re SpAnIsH
    😂

  • @XenRiddle
    @XenRiddle 11 лет назад +7

    Big phallusees...heh, heh.

  • @win7sony
    @win7sony 11 лет назад +4

    Probably the best thing to do is to fry it for a very long time until it's slightly burnt. Ow my stomach.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 года назад +1

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

  • @Larakinerd
    @Larakinerd 11 лет назад +3

    Use your feet, in the street. Get stuck, in a duck

  • @Perezville
    @Perezville 6 лет назад +2

    "...and here we are, in the world of children *noooooiiiiceeee* "

  • @whiteskullz
    @whiteskullz 3 года назад +1

    1:44 Hey there Emi!

  • @TOASTEngineer
    @TOASTEngineer 10 лет назад +1

    I really want to put the "Oh No: A Horrible Little Monkey" book jacket on a real reference book in a library or bookstore just to fuck with people.

    • @MrSpartanm33
      @MrSpartanm33 9 лет назад +1

      I swapped it with my mates science textbook when he wasn't looking. When my teacher saw it he nearly shit himself laughing.

  • @517342
    @517342 11 лет назад +4

    1:28 This was my exact reaction to this part.

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 11 лет назад

    This is really fantastically done, not a second wasted, very large variety of jokes and techniques.

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 4 года назад +2

    0:23 me when I’m asked to come speak in front of the class

    • @Luna-ii6pz
      @Luna-ii6pz 4 года назад +2

      Nooooooooo ''walks in reverse'' XD

  • @RobynVids
    @RobynVids 11 лет назад +3

    This was a decent entry. Better than the majority of them. :P

  • @bassmanplays7285
    @bassmanplays7285 6 лет назад +2

    1:11-1:14 too right, Michael.

  • @RootNegativeSixteen
    @RootNegativeSixteen 11 лет назад +2

    You should put a link to the full collab in the description. ;)

  • @settingsun3470
    @settingsun3470 4 года назад +1

    Was not expecting that ending song.

  • @sanehrhardt6765
    @sanehrhardt6765 9 лет назад +9

    Chikenpika are you South African?
    There are lots of South African references on your videos

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 11 лет назад

    This is even better than your Plamless Jorney collab entry.

  • @stuffystuffclub
    @stuffystuffclub 11 лет назад +6

    I sometimes have come across Judaism... If you go to the supermarket, you can get it in tins

  • @littlefootserpa
    @littlefootserpa 6 лет назад +2

    Man Your Videos Are So Funny I LOVE THEM KEEP IT UP CHICKENPIKA!!!

  • @Gamedemon2015
    @Gamedemon2015 11 лет назад +5

    plams!

  • @kenetickups6146
    @kenetickups6146 5 месяцев назад

    3:19 Been looking for this for 2 bloody weeks

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 лет назад

    Considerably better, I'd say. I spent a lot more time on this one and didn't procrastinate.
    ...As much.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 11 лет назад +1

    The song at the end... Donna Summer?

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  11 лет назад

    It isn't that difficult, believe it or not. Think of the first syllable, watch the video until he says it, put it at the beginning. Continue on down with the next syllables until you have it, and then, if you need to, find syllables that are better if you aren't satisfied with the ones you have.

  • @lumonty4217
    @lumonty4217 11 лет назад

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 11 лет назад

    For a second there, I thought you weren't going to touch "big fallacies". Thankfully, I was wrong.

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 4 года назад

    1:29 fuck sake that caught me off guard.

  • @narutokyuubi9tail
    @narutokyuubi9tail 11 лет назад +3

    Emi!

  • @chrisalixtheone246
    @chrisalixtheone246 6 лет назад

    Spanish ish inish shinanish. Michael Rosen is the best for ytps!

  • @TristinBailey
    @TristinBailey 8 лет назад

    Michael Rosen
    Migration - Towards what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in nume-
    This was amazing.

  • @bennupp2142
    @bennupp2142 5 лет назад

    Throw back to when a double amputee murdered his model girlfriend in cold blood.

  • @radialmusic77
    @radialmusic77 4 года назад +2

    If your a minority it’s assumed that your Spanish

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 11 лет назад +4

    Judaism comes in a tin? ...nin?

  • @JoshuaGalka
    @JoshuaGalka 4 месяца назад

    Me in 2024:
    (Sings Little Rabbit Fu Fu)

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys 6 лет назад

    Little rubbet foo-foo. 😂😂

  • @nonrumor
    @nonrumor 2 года назад

    Is Michael one of the chosen people of god?

  • @MrChocolattey
    @MrChocolattey 10 лет назад +1

    KAWA11_BEAR_OF_DEATH Do you want to talk one time?

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 11 лет назад

    "big fallacies big fallacies big phalluses "

  • @macylyons3704
    @macylyons3704 4 года назад

    “Shish”
    “Shinish”
    “Shinærnish”

  • @PurpleDog25
    @PurpleDog25 6 лет назад +1

    Oh this is good, this is Judaism, tinned Judaism!

  • @lochrine-8432
    @lochrine-8432 6 лет назад

    If I suddenly start coughing- and speuueps

  • @aliceh260
    @aliceh260 11 лет назад

    this was amazing. did i spot a hitch hikers guild to the galaxy moment?

  • @PaulThePuppetier
    @PaulThePuppetier 7 лет назад

    does anyone know in which youtube poop that has this same lecture as a source does michael say "good evening, respectable jews"?

  • @delaevic8373
    @delaevic8373 4 года назад

    it comes in a tin niin

  • @dreamypunx
    @dreamypunx 11 лет назад +8

    Lol

    • @Viktor007
      @Viktor007 8 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @dreamypunx
      @dreamypunx 8 лет назад +1

      Viktor Lol, Old comment. Lol.

    • @Viktor007
      @Viktor007 8 лет назад +1

      people don't even lol anymore

    • @dreamypunx
      @dreamypunx 8 лет назад +1

      Viktor i know.. One word, Ironic.

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV 6 лет назад

    Big phalluses

  • @renzallen8251
    @renzallen8251 11 лет назад +1

    PLAAAAAAMS!!!!

  • @Goodroosters
    @Goodroosters 11 лет назад +3

    source?

  • @Billy69
    @Billy69 11 лет назад

    shenanish

  • @Hapokas112
    @Hapokas112 22 дня назад

    Noice.👍

  • @MrSpartanm33
    @MrSpartanm33 11 лет назад

    Google +, NOOOOO BREEEATHING

  • @JonathanH
    @JonathanH 9 лет назад +1

    What's the song at the end?

    • @neiljborja
      @neiljborja 9 лет назад

      +jon2nson really really distorted but it's the outro to Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt (an animu), Fallen Angel
      One of the best songs in an OST full of great tracks