YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion (15k Sub Special)
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2015
- I never thought I would have a video with over a million views, let alone two videos with over a million views. Holy shit.
[Don't get too excited. Only 15 minutes of this is an original poop. The rest is shout-outs, but I've chosen the best bits (in my opinion) of the poopers I've given shout-outs to, so those should be fun as well.]
(Also, I have a Facebook page! / chickenpika Go there now! Or don't. Whichever.)
The title is a filthy lie. There's also some Ashens, Sabine, and a few other sources. And, obviously, there's not all that much widening of vaginas. Also, the exact bit in the thumbnail never actually happens. I sit on a throne of festering lies.
Thank you all so much for your support! 
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"He hated me because I was a wooden goat."
I think we've all been there.
DaThings1
Hi! Great to see you here!
DaThings1 hi senpai
He'd shout, he'd rant and rave, "YOU WOODEN GOAT!"
yep
mine hates me because i am a etruscan boar vessel.
"and thats the story of when i robbed the bank with my sister"
OMG IM ACTUALLY CRYING
words cannot describe how off-guard I was caught by that
It was midnight and I was trying not to wake up the whole house
4:20 might be the most incredible sentence mixing i've ever heard
@Brysen Belkosky ?
Not to mention the totality of what happened... He threatened his brothers life with a gun and God in defense of a type of anime girl, basically saying that the type of girl is the opinion of the brothers of the lord.
You don’t hear bible verses being sentenced mixed often, let alone accurate ones that are actually coherent. Holy shit.
12:15 And yet, he's still prouder of his Touhou-music-replicating.
Even the automated captions caught 90% of that
1:05 he goes from "ah shit my gf is pregnant" to "touch up some lass from the sweety kiosk." I couldn't stop laughin for a solid 10 minutes
ChOcOlaTE cAkE
A BABY!!!
FAT BANANA
1:13 I remember when this video came out and i laughed my ass off at this timestamp
"Feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit"
"Hand on the lady in the sweety kiosk, feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit"
"I put my hand out the bag, my sister was wet and tight"
Hand on the windmills, feel the rhythm of the rape.
1:13
💯
The exact same comment is right above you XD. Just a year later
Feel the rhythm of the Sexual Harassment Law-Suit
LMAO
hand on the CHŒCÒLCOATECÄKKE
AD⁹ Red The rain had stopped...The wool rolled up.
Eventhemanwhohadthegasmeter.
DynoSkrimisher *Wool in the sleeping bag. damn.*
LMAOOOO
+DynoSkrimisher read the gas meter*
"Dad?"
"Yes?"
"Your mouth's open. Shut your mouth dad." HONESTLY SAME
Hehege
Or else you sorros
✨relatable✨
Pulp Fiction joke that should be in a museum.
Like that was legitimately impressive
I really like how he just read a whole bible passage
damn daniel
wow
It's a pulp fiction reference ;)
not actually a real Bible passage it's from pulp fiction
+Eli Sargent yeah, apparently, haven't seen it.
1) apple snatch
2) jammybo
3) ISIS
reminds me of my school meals
+drummer4life133 Um. . .
FL4Me wanna join myyy claaan
lel XD
Chocolate.
translation apple snatch-apple flavour va- nah I better not actuallyjammybo-harrybo fell into a pot of jamISIS- your sisters e y e b a l l s
“My dad had a bend-ee peen-is.”
Thank you jotaro
Lmao
Ho ho jotaro
@Vaquaizalid "When I was 4 I was in a band playing Holy Diver."
Yes I know it's a different Dio! We know that ya fool!
bendy bendy
OW,THAT HURT! I DIDN'T HURT YOU!
I showed this to my friends at school recently, and it was the funniest reaction from anyone I’ve seen. They couldn’t stop laughing at how well made this is.
I showed this to my friends at school and they fed me to THE SKYFOOGLE
@@imustbeames3727 if that happened, how’re you still alive to tell the tale?
@@crippledcrusader1321 Magic!
@@crippledcrusader1321 I dunno!
"Hand on the woman in the sweetie kiosk, feel the rhythm of the SEXUALHARASSMENTLAWSUIT."
Lol.
+Eddie "JaggSauce" Gluskin I'M BEGINNING TO GET THE PICTURE!
For Hes A Jolly Good Fellow-ver and died.
"We went to Rollie Pollie Pizza, THE FIERCEST cafe IN THE WORLD!!!"
Bendy B E N D Y *B E N D Y*
andrew wright PPWW-
and the Ink Machine
Pingas
Lmao
My dad had a bendy pee-ness
“Hand on your girlfriends belly, feel the rhythm of the baby!!”
I’m dying!! XD
WHATAMIGONNADOO
Weeeeww
@@quantum.codex42 "Hand on the lady in the sweety kiosk, feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit"
@@NateCraven318 Hand on the *cHOCOLATE CAKE*
@@NateCraven318 Hand on the c h o c o c a e k
That bible passage is perhaps the most impressive thing I have ever seen.
...I just realized that my profile pic is a version of Pedobear and my username could be abbreviated as CP.
Believe it or not, that had actually never occurred to me before now.
Nevermind, dear. I don't suppose you'll use that picture again, will you ?
I DON'T SUPPOSE I WILL ..
TYPETYPETYPETYPE
+Dr. Waffles I don't get it either, join the club.
+logitech5501lolo +Dr. Waffles
CP stands for Child Porn.
Corny Never heard it abbreviated like that before, so it never crossed my mind, but ok.
"feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit" XD
*loccent
@@realTRDEMRK *lawsuit
I cannot put into words how glad I am too have found this channel again. The Nostalgia is so strong! Thank you Pika for making these all those years ago
It's my pleasure. Thank you for watching them!
Even un-pooped, Michael's dad sounds like an utter nut-case.
I imagine it was mainly because of the different parenting standards of the time, when verbal abuse was still very widely seen as an appropriate measure when kids were misbehaving.
@@impatienstheshmuck5348 now it’s the whole other way around where parents just don’t really watch their kids, give them a iPad instead and then wonder why they become spoiled later on
@@Azurethewolf168I lived in the phone era and my parents still watched me and made sure that I didn’t become spoiled
Kinda sucks how my and other generations family is just seen as spoiled by older internet users and people
I get how some new gen kids are bad (looking at you early TikTok) but some older people are still on the same level most of the time (once again, TikTok)
@@slurp-savior look man, I know some parents don’t, but a lot do. So we should have them be accountable. I never used Reddit, so I don’t get your argument here.
The bible verse looked like it took forever to edit.
Good sentence mixing, though. :D
Rafeeq it is a reference to pulp fiction. watch it and u will realise
Tezza da smoke I actually knew that already, but thanks for sharing anyway. :)
Holy buckets you weren't kidding.
I was only at the start of the video and I thought _surely not_
I was remembering the wrong Bible passage. I thought of Rosenicus 24:9
Even the automatic captions got like 90-95% of the entire sentence mix!
If you can see this, you aren't the first comment. If you were the first comment, I've already removed the evidence.
ChickenPika Holy shit dude, that's long
blimey, Ill never cross you
Thank god i dont have to see someone say FIRST!! :)
MrHawkS
The video? Only 15 minutes of it is mine. The rest is shoutouts. ThePlamzJoker and 256PiAlternate (I think) have both made videos that are over 20 minutes long.
This did take (according to RUclips) 390 minutes to upload, so that was quite a bit.
I'm sure your parents are exceedingly proud of you.
Why's your phone playing "For he's a jolly good fell over and died"
After watching Pulp Fiction for the first time and hearing them say they robbed a bank with a telephone, I was just like
WAIT A SEC
3:39 I hardly ever see ones with a punchline like this, really nice job
Oh lord, I forgot SerialK as well. And probably a bunch of others. Fuck.
ChickenPika 4:16 , the pulp fiction reference , was amazing! extremely impressive mixing.
ChickenPika Shit don't sweat it. You can always make another video plugging other poopers.
+Inhaled
Yep you did, how could you forget cs188? He has millions of views on his ytp videos. He even makes Michael Rosen ytps. And Mark01(I can't get his name right) he makes really good remixes on his ytp. (sorry for my bad English) :3
Here's a name of an ytp from cs188> [YTP] Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit
Search it up!
14:50 is my most favorite part. Wonderful.
Join me in the spiral
Oh NoO0Oo0Ooo0oo0
“Hand on the windmills.”
*RootNegativeSixteen liked that*
Shopping List:
-Apple Snatch-
-Jammybo-
ISIS
and don't forget the R A I S I N S
What about the BAG OF PLUMS
You forgot about Jack.
Dont like that...
Jelly Fish all chewy and sweet **m m m mmm m m m m m m**
you know it"s a good YTP when Michael Rosen starts quoting the bible with a gun to his brothers head
18:12 I always lose it at "Two hundred and three. RAISINS."
I love how you cut short most references which poopers will get, and move onto the next thing.
It's a small touch, but it makes those references funnier because you know we will get them, so they don't need to be completed.
5:18 *The Shosh*
We live in a soapy flannel.
*ShOSh*
The coolness, and the wetness, and the penis." I loved that part XD
*Tells a story about screwing a girl and wanting to marry her*
“And that’s the story of the time I robbed a bank with my sister.”
Me: Ha, good one.
*WAIT WHAT?*
*Alabama intensifies*
_sweet home Alabama_
sweet home alabama
ChickinPika is a weeb. This is natural in anime with sister f**king
@@xxtalkingtomxx9072 Ya don't say. I had no idea he was.
3:57 "And I suddenly catch sight of my brother's big face poking out from behind my TOeNaiLs"
I want you all to go and check out L1N3R1D3R immediately. Search "Michael Rosen Marries Michael Rosen" for some serious laughs and fucking fantastic sentence-mixing.
Thanks for the promotion! :D
L1N3R1D3R
You deserve it.
ChickenPika
L1N3R1D3R Your Michael Rosen videos are hilarious!
"In the Jura mountains, it rained pickles. The earth was a sponge cake"
Is that from the new testament hahaha 🤣
@@kennyjenkins5402if you don’t stop it, I shall give you to the gingers
Weird to say, but this video takes me back. I know almost all of it word for word
Oh look it’s the Tails commenter
“Hands on your girl friends’ bellyyyy feel the rhythm of the BABY!”
What am I gonna do?
"Hwoooh."
Maybe I could bury it...
Hands on the sea! Feel the rhythm of the *DiRtY sOaPy WaTeR*
Michael is still a swell dude, after a million poops even.
"...Hand on my girlfreind feels the rythym of th-BABY!!! what am I going to do?" got me
dooodoo
Hand on the woman in the sweety kiosk, feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit
Hand on the CHOCOLATE CAKE!
3:02 Stay in ScoocS, maybe you'll LeL!
6-7 years later and still funny as all get out
Speaking of "Bendy"
My brother was kinking my phone's charger wire. I told him these exact words, "Stop kinking the wire or I'll kink your wire."
You know how it ended out.
Zdude11 It's comments like this that should be above the pinned comment
DISGUSTANG
No i don't?
And that's the story of how I robbed the bank with my brother.
@@cornbreadloverrr sister you mean?
"My sister was wet and tight" I love you so much rn lmao
Your sister? That’s pretty fucked up dude
Oh no, I get the joke. Just going along with it. Maybe you were the one who got wooshed
Alabama 100000
NeoPixel Osu HOME SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What u doing stepbro
1:10
“What am I gonna do”
“HU-WOO”
"Hand on your your girlfriends belly"
"Feel the rhythm of the BABY!"
*"OH NO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO"*
*K E E L O V E R A N D D I E*
Glitchy Art “WOOO”
Hand on the lady in the sweetie kiosk
4:22 thats amazing editting
The automated subtitles are impresive too.
Lol
That's amazing spelling
@@Mr.Manson oh wow
It's actually amazing
Michael Rosen is the king of ytp.
Nice!
Sean Lecca
*noice
@@tanegram *click*
Fun fact: Noice is one of my unofficial catchphrases.
Spongebob just got downgraded to prince
5:34 this is actually the wholesomest face in all my life
*all chewy and sweet*
MMMMM
16:44 that is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
AND THE WETNESS
AND THE PEANESS
Rambunctious Gay I AM THE PENIS KING
Rambunctious Gay That programme's called...
The Michael Rosen Trap.
***** okay. Don't worry about it.
Feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit
The coolness, the wetness, the peness
strawberry smith wOUld yOu BeLieVE tHiS
0:52 kills me every time
Hi eVeRy BoODy AnyThiNg HaPPeN TodAy
My mom and dad used to go fiddlediddlethetwoyearold
Ates Ghash That part killed me
fiddle tiddle diddle fittle
Love the Pulp Fiction reference.
Travis Likes Movies ikr
And that’s the time I robbed a bank with my sister
*says it was his girlfriend before*
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA!*
hand on your girlfriends belly, feel the rhythm of the BABY!!!!!'
Basically every animal jam ship ever
Ewwwww ;-;
Animal Jam? That online game? WTF?!?!?!
*HOL UP*
"you wooden goat"
I DONT KNOW WHY I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD
charlotte
Probably because talking shit to an animate object is funny. I laughed too.
OP is godlike.
Yet another reminder that I still need to watch Pulp Fiction. This was fantastik btw :D
Also thanks for including A Proper Gravy Cake in your little shoutout series at the end
It was a pretty difficult choice. I have most of your YTPs saved to my computer, but I chose that one in the end for how much I loved "I want complete RABBIT."
2:36 ASHENS !!!!
I keep coming back to these videos. you're a YTP legend. Easily my favourite YTPer
"That way, you can join in the cult"
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE."
Am I The only one who looks at michael rosen and thinks he has teeth in his throat?His throat just looks...Unnatural.
I saw that to. Kinda strange
Pigeon. Then in that case, he looks amazazing
Perfectly natural my granddad is the same lol
It’s his... S N A T C H
10:50 Mum said "Fill my mouth with that thick, sweet juice, Harrybo!" 😂
I love how his face changes when he hears "Harrybo"
He was four years older than me.
Actually he was only four years old 😂
That bible verse was fucking quality this pooper is a true artist
"Everyone knows Queen Julianna is a fat banana."
"I guess you could say I found her ap-*PEAL*-ling." killed me 😂
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
The GlitchMasters I’m dying of laughter now 😂
I didn't read that as it was playing
Good one
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
3:55 I suddenly catch sight of my brother's face poking out from behind my toenails 🤣🤣🤣
“the lightning lit up our faces”
...
“so i can’t see her face”
9:45 I was in the middle of drinking a big throat-full of water at this time. Needless to say, my family almost had to press charges against ChickenPika for involuntary manslaughter.
"Fell over and died" is the best Rosen source
"Keel'd overeh and dohied"
“My mum and dad used to go fiddle diddle with a 2 year old”
I almost spat out my toast.
Try watching without even cracking a smile
10:07 is my favourite bit
4:11-4:47 my favorite part
There they were, two JuJ things
That bible bit. You must be the sentence mixing emperor.
wallie1994
The Sentence-Mixing Throne keeps me alive, but just barely.
this is one of the best michael rosen ytp's ive ever seen. bravo dude, you are a genius.
This is the only hilarious and comprehensible Michael Rosen in RUclips 😂
lol 1:16 feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit!
"Queen Juliana is a fat banana!"
~I guess you could say I find her appealing~
ebin
It's still crazy to me that this channel has been around for so long and is (sorta) still going. I've been watching since what feels like forever ago!
This is one of my favourite videos
At school, we actually watched the originals back in year 3. We were all singing the Michael Rosen rap for like 5 months.
Congrats on the 15k subs man!
Thanks! The fact that this took almost six hours to upload made me really, really respect your patience for uploading the Birthday Collab.
ChickenPika lol true ;) and hey if you like 256pi and ThePlamzJoker's YTP's you should give some of mine a watch ;3
DrHotelMario
I actually forgot to put you in the shoutout bit. I really do love your videos.
ChickenPika :O Really! Thanks man! :) that means a lot man
I was sitting here thinking "When the fuck did he ever say "wooden goat"?" I finally realized where it came from and I had to just say that was some nice editing.
That Pulp Fiction reference is probably some of the best sentence mixing I've heard in every YTP. Well done.
The coolnessss and the wetnesssss and the penissss. That part got me dying lmao
david dagon I AM THE PENIS KING
I bet you are ;)
Lol
Lol we both have similar profile pictures
KnockTheParodies don't take this the wrong way but yours is the bootleg version of my profile pic lol😂
"All I'm asking, is that you STOP BREATHING." Favorite line in the whole thing.
1:47 Even The Man Who Read The Gas Meter
Coming back to the old work od chickenPika my favorite rosen pooper and honestly still just as good as i remember, its been almost 8 years since i first saw this channel and this poop is one of my favorites, up there with Michael rosen desecrates the dead.
"Fill my mouth with that thick sweet juice Harrybo!"
Well, that's one way to get over a dead granddad...
1:46 There is something inherently hilarious about The Man Who Read The Gas Meter secretly following the Rosen family when they go camping and creeping into their tent on a rainy night only for Michael to find him there in the morning... I don't know why, but I completely lose my shit every time I watch that part. Surreal humor at its best.
I cant believe you made MR recite the entire pulp fiction bible passage XD absolutely amazing !
I want a winnawah. What is that, a Muslim bar mitzvah?
Hahaha
Lol that happend as I read this
That Pulp fiction reference was flawless executed. Well done.
I only just watched this, can't believe I haven't seen this before.
I died in the first 20 seconds of the video LOL
(Thank you so much for the shout-out, very very kind of you! Congratulations and keep this awesome pooping up :) )
Suggestion:
Please make Teenage mutant ninja turtles original theme micheal Rosen ytpmv
Richael Mosen Post proof or it’s fake
This is old as heck and still one of the funniest YTP's I've seen
17:34 4TH WALL BREAK!!!