YouTube Poop: Michael Rosen Gives Swimming Tips

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 70

  • @HonoraryAperture
    @HonoraryAperture 10 лет назад +84

    "If you see the water rising, drown"
    That's some damn good advice if ever I've heard any.

  • @TheBlackStar999
    @TheBlackStar999 11 лет назад +45

    "Practice swimming. If you see the water rising, drown! If you think you can't go on, die!"
    Michael, please never become a Swimming Instructor.

  • @julianrosado1592
    @julianrosado1592 9 лет назад +38

    I've never seen anything...quite so *NOICE*...in all my life.

    • @jjwxiv
      @jjwxiv 6 лет назад +4

      I read that in his voice word for word

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 10 лет назад +96

    "Some people think they're going to Hell, but at least they got away from Michael Rosen." - Rosenicus 1:15.

  • @frostycane5134
    @frostycane5134 5 лет назад +23

    Can you imagine being somebody who just grew up with Rosen’s stories like how American kids grew up with mr Rogers. Then you go on the internet to have some nostalgia trip watching Rosen’s vids only to see this masterpiece

  • @RootNegativeSixteen
    @RootNegativeSixteen 11 лет назад +9

    It killed me when he said "Oprah" (not literally, XD). Did not see that coming.

  • @HamanKarn567
    @HamanKarn567 10 лет назад +29

    I am so ashamed of the shameful history of buttsex.

  • @JakeTheVoice
    @JakeTheVoice 9 месяцев назад +2

    It's been 10 years and politicians are still trying to manipulate the Michael Rosen Rap for pleasure. Very BAAB.

  • @RyanSmithMedia
    @RyanSmithMedia 3 года назад +20

    Eight years later, and I still quote this at least once a week 😂

  • @tescomealdealer1456
    @tescomealdealer1456 6 лет назад +13

    *I used to love foreigners, it was like a chocolate Swiss roll.*

  • @BeholdTheAshes
    @BeholdTheAshes 10 лет назад +20

    "then she died in a nazi deathcamp with pizza in the heels of her shoes" :D :D

  • @AsaiMoonsault
    @AsaiMoonsault 11 лет назад +3

    So I'm not the only one who keeps cans of 2-year-old brains and dead babies around. You never know when the next beer party is coming up! Great work, POK!

  • @XenRiddle
    @XenRiddle 10 лет назад +16

    I actually had to pause this because I couldn't breathe!

  • @Laura-pq8mt
    @Laura-pq8mt 11 лет назад +6

    This is absolutely hilarious; I had tears in my eyes at the end! :D Great work!

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 11 лет назад +17

    Best shit on RUclips, this XD

  • @bassmanplays7285
    @bassmanplays7285 6 лет назад +5

    This is the most confusing speech I've ever seen............. and it's really noice.

  • @brandothazombieking
    @brandothazombieking 11 лет назад +6

    It's very important to be racist!

  • @AngelicalSebastian
    @AngelicalSebastian 11 лет назад +4

    I´m swimming in the river of teards I cried from such a hylarious masterpiece!! xD

  • @Maultasche3000
    @Maultasche3000 11 лет назад +2

    Another Masterpiece.

  • @1996Coaster
    @1996Coaster 11 лет назад +4

    I laughed so hard I keeled over and died.

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings 10 лет назад +6

    I went to DA CHEMIST

  • @Andrei4224
    @Andrei4224 5 лет назад +4

    "Weird islam ideas about out traditional... bombs" 🤣

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings 10 лет назад +6

    Does she think that one day we'll have a beer party?

  • @FireLightning16
    @FireLightning16 10 лет назад +16

    1:55 - 1:59 O_o

  • @aidenmills7562
    @aidenmills7562 11 лет назад +1

    I think this is a really good ytp....AND this is going to be the most viewed THIS MONTH.

  • @scavengersix2161
    @scavengersix2161 4 года назад +2

    Dad says "Phew! ...I'm gay."

  • @ChrisPrime1bot
    @ChrisPrime1bot 11 лет назад +1

    It's been a while since you made a Rosen poop. And it's good one you made this time round.

  • @GypsyHunter232UK
    @GypsyHunter232UK 2 года назад +1

    MOST EXCELLENT

  • @metal571
    @metal571 11 лет назад +1

    Omg this is godly. You are really really talented. ROFL at this

  • @feioncastor
    @feioncastor 11 лет назад +1

    POK, what do you think of the Hoh Sis ytps? Like the 3 that cs188 did a while back? I'd like to see what you could do with that material. You're handily the best sentence mixer on RUclips, so if you're taking requests, there is my request.
    If not, I'll keep digging whatever ytps you produce cuz your stuff is always friggin hilarious.

  • @JoshuaGalka
    @JoshuaGalka 4 месяца назад

    Me in 2013: Noice!
    Me 11 years later: "It's my life! Don't you forget!"

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 Год назад

    Can't talk a minute to breathe, it's just one thing after the other.

  • @uber_byte7
    @uber_byte7 10 лет назад +4

    If you see the water rising-Drown!

    • @matthall3077
      @matthall3077 Год назад +1

      If You Think You Can’t Go On

  • @Laura-pq8mt
    @Laura-pq8mt 11 лет назад +4

    Hahaha this is hilarious! :D Great job, POK! :D

  • @1996Coaster
    @1996Coaster 11 лет назад +1

    *mimmics Monty Python*
    I'm not dead!
    I feel happy!

  • @SQron188
    @SQron188 11 лет назад +1

    His coughing really caught me off guard. :)

  • @yolojaimz435
    @yolojaimz435 11 лет назад +4

    waaahh..this is hilarious!!!!

  • @RootNegativeSixteen
    @RootNegativeSixteen 11 лет назад +1

    Subscribed!

  • @tomekorzechowski5852
    @tomekorzechowski5852 Год назад

    Michael Rosen Mad Libs

  • @Vinsanity997
    @Vinsanity997 8 лет назад

    great video!

  • @Echelon111999
    @Echelon111999 11 лет назад +1

    Sappa sapraa SAPRISEE!!

  • @lukkruk6904
    @lukkruk6904 2 года назад

    "thick, sweet SNATCH juice"? What even is that?

  • @feioncastor
    @feioncastor 11 лет назад +1

    POK, I love your work, but I'd much rather see more Wilford Brimley or Golden Girls. Still, this is a pretty funny ytp, man.
    "Wilford Brimley does natural drugs" is still my favorite ytp ever.

  • @stezo2k
    @stezo2k 11 лет назад

    Haha one of your best

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings 11 лет назад

    It's my life, don't you forget.

  • @TechnoKnight2520
    @TechnoKnight2520 5 лет назад

    Link in description doesn't work.

  • @mellowandjello
    @mellowandjello 5 лет назад +3

    I too, love reading fascist poems. After all, it's important to be racist.

  • @Hapokas112
    @Hapokas112 Месяц назад

    Noice.👍🏻

  • @Candiedplamz
    @Candiedplamz 11 лет назад

    I died

  • @RangerReld
    @RangerReld 11 лет назад

    Oh no! There's Candieplamz... That's a shame he was rather nice ;(

  • @SS_Joker_88-18
    @SS_Joker_88-18 5 лет назад +1

    Everything was good except for the Hitler parts where he was mocked. Those parts shouldn't have been included.

  • @Sir.Budman
    @Sir.Budman 11 лет назад

    Why does Michael Rosen look like Hugh Lauries dad?

  • @rabiealkurba2520
    @rabiealkurba2520 5 лет назад

    Loooool

  • @LordSaracon
    @LordSaracon 11 лет назад

    Wiw.

  • @stezo2k
    @stezo2k 11 лет назад

    Lmfao

  • @DijkieNico
    @DijkieNico 11 лет назад

    O_o