YouTube Poop: Michael Rosen Sucks Toenails

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @sleepsoon000
    @sleepsoon000 9 лет назад +160

    "So I just sat there and said, lemons." XD

  • @joedetode
    @joedetode 8 лет назад +30

    Fun fact: When searching in youtube for "Michael rosen toenails" in youtube, this appears higher than the original poem.

  • @famtomerc
    @famtomerc 10 лет назад +66

    THE ROOM FILLED UP WITH JEWISH HORSE RACING ON THE TELLY

    • @ZakRC_
      @ZakRC_ 3 года назад +1

      HERE COMES LONG DICK AND HERE COMES

  • @wafflesforlife4123
    @wafflesforlife4123 10 лет назад +101

    my brother just fell over and died HORRAY!! XD i can't cant control myself when I get to that part. OMFG XD

    • @wafflesforlife4123
      @wafflesforlife4123 10 лет назад +4

      PostalOverKill XD my brother was all like .. "That's mean D:" But .. anyway .. Yw .. it's just that funny.

    • @tommymartin2001
      @tommymartin2001 9 лет назад

      Waffles For Life i couldent stop laughing so i could hear it XD

    • @wafflesforlife4123
      @wafflesforlife4123 9 лет назад

      James Freeman cx its too hilarious. I literally can't stop replaying that.

    • @tommymartin2001
      @tommymartin2001 9 лет назад

      Waffles For Life this is the only video better then HALF LIFE FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

  • @TheParadox1010
    @TheParadox1010 9 лет назад +41

    "I just sat there and said: lemon"

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 11 лет назад +26

    I love your style. It's really fast-paced and jumps from one thing to the next in a way that really works.

  • @Bendyrulz
    @Bendyrulz 8 лет назад +22

    "I go ‘round behind the sofa. I stop breathing, and I keel over and die." I cracked up xD

  • @vacatemyautomobileimmediat9495
    @vacatemyautomobileimmediat9495 11 лет назад +6

    My friend cried when Michael said "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"
    We had to wait 10 minutes until he had calmed down before we could continue. Good job.

  • @trulychloe
    @trulychloe 9 лет назад +28

    "I just sat there and I said lemon"lol

  • @TheSansDoesThings
    @TheSansDoesThings 9 лет назад +43

    CREEPY GAY DAD

  • @metal571
    @metal571 11 лет назад +3

    This is incredible. One of the most consistently funny YTPs I've ever seen, it just doesn't stop being funny from beginning to end. You have some serious talent man. Way too good.

  • @samwoodhouse6302
    @samwoodhouse6302 8 лет назад +6

    "The room was filled with... jewish horse racing" LMAOO

    • @Adrian_888
      @Adrian_888 5 лет назад +1

      Sam Woodhouse here comes shram and scheddle!

  • @crazycrunchy952
    @crazycrunchy952 9 лет назад +6

    "A boy and girl fart down a long, long road to nowhere." lol

  • @squidwardsfungus5327
    @squidwardsfungus5327 5 лет назад +5

    Best ytp I’ve seen in years

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV 3 года назад +7

    Me and my mate still quote this video to this day!

  • @LegoKid413
    @LegoKid413 10 лет назад +17

    Someone's taken Mick's CHRISTMAS PANTS

    • @JunKazamaFan
      @JunKazamaFan 9 лет назад +1

      +LegoKid413 Studios 2015 Caper of the century.

  • @youthinky0uknowme
    @youthinky0uknowme 9 лет назад +5

    "I was a frying pan smuggler."
    XDDDDDDD

  • @isetta4083
    @isetta4083 7 лет назад +8

    *Why can I visualize every scene...*

  • @chainmengaming
    @chainmengaming 5 лет назад +4

    "Look, when you go to hell there will be a knife on your bed" XD

  • @larzarmageddon5419
    @larzarmageddon5419 5 лет назад +6

    1:35 when Michael's brother's girlfriend rejects him

  • @AzaratheFlea
    @AzaratheFlea 10 лет назад +6

    " I'll stuff it in your mother! "
    DIED THERE XDDD

  • @joebonnet4037
    @joebonnet4037 8 лет назад +1

    This video is years old and it's taken me until now to watch it, disgraceful. A brilliant video, well done!

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 5 лет назад +2

    “i’ll stuff it in your mother” OMFG I WHEEZED

  • @happydeadbeatdadseltzer
    @happydeadbeatdadseltzer 10 лет назад +16

    Skyfoogle

  • @aleksandryeykelis5556
    @aleksandryeykelis5556 9 лет назад +2

    So I just sat there, and I said LEMON!

  • @campar1043
    @campar1043 9 лет назад +1

    the michael rosen videos are the best things ive seen on youtube since it started

  • @eptio9849
    @eptio9849 9 лет назад +7

    CHEESE on the floor roaring

  • @slappymouse
    @slappymouse 11 лет назад +7

    Who put the bacon in the soap?
    " I MADE IT MAAAAH-SELF "

  • @trulychloe
    @trulychloe 9 лет назад +3

    "And then I toot all over his face"

  • @suspiciouslywetbanana8171
    @suspiciouslywetbanana8171 9 лет назад +10

    *SLURP*
    _SMACK!_
    Noice.

  • @yahooanswers7898
    @yahooanswers7898 7 лет назад +6

    When i was in primary school we had Micheal rosen story's we were watching chocolate cake when it finished our teacher wasn't in the room at the time and the video was on autoplay and we so this video it was like year 3 or 4 and when the teacher came back in and saw the end she freaked out, the next day we had a sub teacher still and we never saw that teacher again xd

    • @yahooanswers7898
      @yahooanswers7898 7 лет назад +4

      3:10 was when the teacher came in and saw it thought it was a normal one

  • @SS_Joker_88-18
    @SS_Joker_88-18 5 лет назад +2

    2:00 "i was on the window when i was cleaning my hamster really hard and... i came"
    XD

  • @kwanasiafaulk5089
    @kwanasiafaulk5089 10 лет назад +1

    CHEESE! LMAO at first I was like, " this guy looks creepy as f*#%" but when I saw that I laughed so damn hard! I swear that is the quickest tears have ever appeared in my eyes.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 6 лет назад +1

    I think that “Jizz on the kitchen door handle” was from cs188.

  • @feioncastor
    @feioncastor 12 лет назад

    Everyone knows POK's shit is the best on youtube. It's the most creative, and has the best sentence mixing jokes around.
    POK, your Wilford Brimley YTPs are epic. I'd like to see more Wilford or Billy Mays, but whatever you do, I'm sure I'll love it.

  • @nooneatall4895
    @nooneatall4895 8 лет назад +7

    I've never laughed so hard in my life

    • @nooneatall4895
      @nooneatall4895 8 лет назад

      Omg.... I wrote that comment so long ago.....

  • @georgeboyd3440
    @georgeboyd3440 6 лет назад +1

    Omg this is bloody perfect. You should do some more Michael Rosen you're an absolute natural. 😂😂

  • @Fenix316
    @Fenix316 9 лет назад +1

    2:06 "Oh come on fuck me Michael" I'm In tears haha

  • @Adrian_888
    @Adrian_888 6 лет назад +1

    Michael Rosen goes from house to house, asking for someone to DIE! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jutchow64
    @jutchow64 9 лет назад +1

    Best suggestion for a book! Michale's big ass book of bogeys!

    • @shermendlakk
      @shermendlakk 4 года назад

      He says Michael's big a$$ book of boobers

  • @icednightcores
    @icednightcores 5 лет назад +1

    I was a frying pan smuggler
    Sounds like Rapunzel...

  • @Twitchbag
    @Twitchbag 10 лет назад

    Hahaha, so many points in this video I had to pause due to uncontrollable laughter.
    Well done.

  • @harleya7545
    @harleya7545 11 лет назад +17

    I lost it at 1:55 "CHEEEEESE"

  • @TheDeadPirateBob
    @TheDeadPirateBob 11 лет назад +1

    so I just sat there, and then I said "lemon."

  • @RobotwarsKing
    @RobotwarsKing 11 лет назад +1

    Funny thing is, he actually does find the RUclips Poops of his videos amusing, but he does request that it's kept separate from his actual work.

  • @OctoNoctoCringeFest
    @OctoNoctoCringeFest 9 лет назад +2

    Twenty thousand pounds of bacon?
    MMMMMM!

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 10 лет назад +1

    This is by far one of the best ones.. all the other michael YTP's replace creativity with bullshit repeat-effects and filler, and some barely have any sentence mixing at all.

  • @ItsCosmoTewulf
    @ItsCosmoTewulf 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Jewish horse racing on the telly" has to be one of the funniest combinations of words I've ever heard

  • @corgoworeal
    @corgoworeal 10 лет назад +3

    lol " My Brother Just Fell Over And Died Yay!!!" LOLZ

  • @chichon7197
    @chichon7197 8 лет назад +2

    This is by far the funniest RUclips vid ever

  • @RK-oh8of
    @RK-oh8of 9 лет назад +3

    2:45 im glad i found thr pirate

  • @offbeathat5219
    @offbeathat5219 10 лет назад +1

    I geniunelly couldn't finish this at first because I was laughing so hard. This is the best rosen ytp I've seen

  • @AxoElle
    @AxoElle 10 лет назад +7

    Michael's big flappy butt XD

  • @fardeenmalik5527
    @fardeenmalik5527 8 лет назад +1

    The part when he said he just fell over and died, HOORAY! I was crying of laughter.

  • @iangraham5097
    @iangraham5097 4 года назад +1

    "And I jizz on the kitchen door handle."
    I lost it there lol

  • @jessicacaleno1998
    @jessicacaleno1998 7 лет назад +1

    the best vid so far

  • @lewish4352
    @lewish4352 6 лет назад +2

    This is the funniest YTP I've ever watched

  • @PlumpStupid
    @PlumpStupid 4 года назад +1

    this will never get old.

  • @rabiealkurba2520
    @rabiealkurba2520 4 года назад

    A year later this video randomly shows up for me, lmao probably the most funny random Michael Rosen ytp

  • @SnackerdJack
    @SnackerdJack 10 лет назад +1

    This is one of the funniest YTP's I've ever seen.

  • @chloesweeney6016
    @chloesweeney6016 9 лет назад +3

    you had me in tears at "CHEEEEEESE"

  • @AngelicalSebastian
    @AngelicalSebastian 11 лет назад +2

    "Oh I´m just glad I found the pirate"....ok, seemms legit

  • @lostfan5054
    @lostfan5054 2 года назад

    I always come back to this classic

  • @FireLightning16
    @FireLightning16 10 лет назад +1

    It's official: You're one of my new favorite poopers

  • @lightsaberlordp373
    @lightsaberlordp373 6 лет назад +2

    Shiny Kit Kat LOL XD!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😀😀

  • @awardwinner9184
    @awardwinner9184 11 лет назад +1

    oh my goodness, i have just wiped the tears of laughter from my face, oh its been a while since i laughed this hard, i got here from never seeing this channel before, from a caddicarus channel to aidenhatesrain chanel to here in 3 clicks. oh my chest hurts, ' the room filled up with jewish horse racing on the telly' to name a few classic comments, its purely one classic comment after the other

    • @awardwinner9184
      @awardwinner9184 11 лет назад

      S.E Harvey found him about 6 times now, i can't get enough of this Michael Rosen stuff...it's Gold!!

    • @SageOwl
      @SageOwl 10 лет назад

      Here comes long dick!

    • @awardwinner9184
      @awardwinner9184 10 лет назад

      Wow a comment from Dr Steve Brule!!! Say g'day to Jan and Wayne for me from Australia.

  • @smokyjo7185
    @smokyjo7185 5 лет назад

    Don’t expect us to buy you presents, prick!!” Lmao why do I bother I’m dying because of this

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings 9 лет назад

    I go and stand on the shiny Kit Kat.

  • @harrisongray99
    @harrisongray99 8 лет назад

    Thankyou so miuch to the maker of this video!!! you made my day!!!1 i cant stop laughinh!

  • @londonnight937
    @londonnight937 11 лет назад

    This was the best ytp on youtube, please make more!

  • @theblackbull55
    @theblackbull55 11 лет назад +4

    and i jizz in the kitchen's door handle...
    loool ;D

  • @bongwater5612
    @bongwater5612 6 лет назад

    So just sat there and said
    "Lemon"

  • @captaincrust2180
    @captaincrust2180 4 года назад

    this is actually really fantastic, how have i not seen this yet

  • @tristanwilliams4180
    @tristanwilliams4180 3 месяца назад

    Older Rosen is why i got into Michael Rosen ytps

  • @abesimpson5503
    @abesimpson5503 Год назад

    Oh yeh I was just glad I found the PIRATE

  • @RaedwealdFrazier
    @RaedwealdFrazier 6 лет назад +1

    What're you eating?
    Just a couple toenails with - 1:53

  • @spaghettiastronaut7752
    @spaghettiastronaut7752 8 лет назад

    It's surprising that if you turn on captions, it actually picks up some of the words, but then it doesn't know anything

  • @3dsaulgoodman
    @3dsaulgoodman 3 года назад

    "my brother just fell over and died...HURRAAAY!" lol

  • @peterbakich328
    @peterbakich328 2 года назад +3

    0:46 Chrischan alert.

  • @olliebeuttell3882
    @olliebeuttell3882 8 лет назад

    the funniest video on youtube by a mile

  • @Floof_Boof
    @Floof_Boof 11 лет назад +1

    So I just sat there and said "Lemon." XD

  • @EngleByMatthewHarmar
    @EngleByMatthewHarmar 11 лет назад

    Micheal is a person who comes up with books for kids he likes children a lot.

  • @LJANDBROS69
    @LJANDBROS69 11 лет назад

    That issssss so funnny GOD you deserve more views than that, its a true matserpiece LOL

  • @cookiesdaitaliangreyhound
    @cookiesdaitaliangreyhound 9 лет назад

    Michaels big flappy but lol so funny I can't stop replaying it! xD

  • @makutamiserix5612
    @makutamiserix5612 5 лет назад +1

    And I get his old bicycle, and fling it at him! My brother just fell over and died.
    Hooray!

  • @N3V3RSAYD13
    @N3V3RSAYD13 11 лет назад

    this was exelent ytp crafting IN deed. its going to my playlist of the best once ever.

  • @RetroKingOG
    @RetroKingOG 6 лет назад

    "A boy and a girl fart down a long long road to no where" words to live by aha

  • @callumduke133
    @callumduke133 8 лет назад +1

    I showed my dad this and he slapped me 😂

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 11 лет назад

    1:58 - What a beautiful day! Beautiful blue ocean, clear skies, Michael Rosen at my window. Today is gonna be great!

  • @uber_byte7
    @uber_byte7 9 лет назад +2

    Mr. Rosen has a very eccentric family.

    • @JuiceBoxGinger
      @JuiceBoxGinger 9 лет назад +2

      VERY eccentric.

    • @shermendlakk
      @shermendlakk 4 года назад

      Well how would he learn how to shove the cat into their trousers

  • @MontyfaceYT
    @MontyfaceYT Год назад

    9 years ago and it still stands with 360k views. strong

  • @theletterkei
    @theletterkei 9 лет назад

    "So then I grab my brothers old bicycle and fling it at him!"
    "and he just fell over and died."
    "HOORAY!"

  • @aetherwarrior3214
    @aetherwarrior3214 11 лет назад

    best ever youtube poop! great job!

  • @TheDeLucaShow
    @TheDeLucaShow 10 лет назад

    This was a bit hard to follow, but so random that it's now my favorite ytp

  • @coleanna6379
    @coleanna6379 11 лет назад +4

    I lafed so hard when he said Chees

  • @voobooguru3046
    @voobooguru3046 10 лет назад +30

    Do You Accept Michael Rosen As Your Lord And Savior?

  • @billywws
    @billywws 9 лет назад +3

    Michael's Big Flappy Butt! xD

  • @sebbies
    @sebbies 8 лет назад +2

    dry old cabbage

  • @OrochimaruFromKpw
    @OrochimaruFromKpw 9 лет назад

    I was having a bad day until I found these videos XD

  • @supersonicbros23
    @supersonicbros23 9 лет назад

    Maybe its because I memorized the original poem, but I laugh way too hard at
    "I get his old bicycle -- *AND FLING IT AT HIM*"