Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle. The Two Year Old called May was Yelling and Crying! There was the noise of Me Fiddling away like mad: FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE! For THREE HOURS I was at it (and I'm going: Ah! Ah! AAaaaahhhhhhhh~!) And then Harrybo just fell over and died. hm. I wonder who put Haryybo there...
How to make a Hollywood: You'll need: A large bowl, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, a whole apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, "special" sauce, cherries, a jar of fairies, wet chia seeds, trifle, gelatin and thick cooking oil. Step 1: Put one and a half scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream into the bowl. Step 2: Slice peaches and bananas long ways and put them around the sides of the bowl. Step 3: Put a whole apple on top (but don't slice it) Step 4: Sprinkle raisins throughout the dish. (IMPORTANT: You must only use fifteen raisins; no more, no less! If you don't the entire dish will be ruined!) Step 5: Drizzle the chocolate and "special" sauce lightly over the dish in a zigzag pattern. Step 6: Slice the cherries in half and remove the pits and stems. Align them around the perimeter of the bowl. Step 7: Open the jar of fairies and remove their heads before taking them out of the container. If you don't, they will attack you with magic in self defense. Remove their wings and place their bodies throughout the bowl. Step 8: Take a half cup of wet chia seeds and dump it onto the entire dish. Step 9: Scoop the trifle and jelly onto the sides of the bowl. Final step: Douse the whole thing with thick cooking oil. Serve with a spoon taller than Mimi.
idk why but there's something so funny to me about just simply plonking an entire apple in the middle of the dessert without doing anything to it. my sense of humour is broken
Hollywood recipe: 2x scoops of soft serve vanilla ice cream 2x scoops of soft serve chocolate Ice cream One can of peaches, halved One or two bananas (Depending on size) One apple Fifteen raisins Drizzle of chocolate sauce and 'Special' sauce (Crushed bag of plums) 50g of Cherries Five fairies (Imported from Hyrule) 500g of passion fruit guts (Slimy little seeds) 100g of strawberry gelatin Two pieces of pound cake (trifle) Drizzle of thick cooking oil Stick a paper skull on top of dish and eat with a military grade Spoops and serve with a BJ
It is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It is everything and nothing, the tool of creation and of destruction. It exists in the minds of all, but can be understood by none. It is impossibly ancient, and yet never existed at all. It imprisons us all, yet, when you grasp it, you are truly free. Does that answer your question?
I can say that after watching all your rosen poops, you're one of my favorites for that source. I'm glad you came back to pooping, and I'm glad I happen to come across you. Insta-sub.
Then suddenly it appeared on it's own right in the middle of the tray with a little paper umbrella stuck in the top! Everyone in the cafe looked around what's that? It's the Hollywood alright!
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"What's that?"
"That's Michael Rosen."
"Oh, yeah that's the guy that fiddles with two year olds."
+h2kimmen HILARIOUS
Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle. The Two Year Old called May was Yelling and Crying! There was the noise of Me Fiddling away like mad: FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE! For THREE HOURS I was at it (and I'm going: Ah! Ah! AAaaaahhhhhhhh~!) And then Harrybo just fell over and died.
hm. I wonder who put Haryybo there...
;-; my originality goes unappreciated because I don't have any video mixing software ;~;
+Conner Mosley HELLO THERE
Conner Mosley
What device are you watching utube on
The toppings on the Hollywood seemed relatively tolerable up until the "THICK COOKING OIL!"
I still wouldn't eat it even if it didn't have the THICK COOKING OIL. I'm not a fan of fairies and hundreds of slimy little seeds.
I ate THE HOLLYWOOOOODDDDD AND IT WAS...
NICE.
*click* MAGIC
SaucyPuppetShow My favourite (topping) was...
the woman opposite
+ChickenPika What about chia seeds? :3
"Then, I got to the Triforce. I wonder who put that there?"
+Gandalf the Black ! (Or Link) xd, the best joke ever!
Never mind, dear.
Surprised there weren't any plums in the Hollywood.
Maybe that's what makes it horrible.
Yeah, the plums could make the THICK COOKING OIL! taste better
@@shermendlakk yes, the THICK COOKING OIL is far better with plums
You’re right, quite right.
"And the chcolate sauas! Dig in!"
*SQUOICH*
*SQUOICH*
*SQUIOICH*
"*DUCKS.*"
" *DUCKS* "
'Slurp' That was, uh, a bit richhcir tib...bit ch.
@@kingpekka115 But, Okay 😔
Make sure you don't tell Ganon that the Triforce is in Michael's mom's snatch.
"Once you get milk *stuck in that bum of yours*, you never get orange juice *stuck in that bum of yours*!"
-Michael Rosen's mum
I’ll have a strawberry ice cream in the *butt.*
TBH making someone eat The Hollywood is probably a war crime.
Yes
@@kanyeeast2608 your name is beautiful
@@guts8684 thanks daddy
F i f t e e n R a i s i n s
Eating it is cruel, eating it is murder
"Who's that?" "Oh, that's Michael Rosen. He's the guy who fiddles with two year olds."
Yep, you've hit that nail right on the head.
***** Um... thanks? I honestly have no idea how to react to this.
***** Frankly, I don't see how my profile picture is relevant to my comment. I'm flagging your comments until you can Mann Up.
RetroMann MANN UP, LADIES!
@@joeharris5420 ARE YOU TRYING FOR A SECTION 8?!
you forgot the bag of plums...
d34n1097 lol
d34n1097 it's not a real Hollywood without the plums
The real problem is why would someone hide the triforce in his Mums snatch?
CaptainPlums stole them
I completely lost it at "chocolate little girls".
SAME
How to make a Hollywood:
You'll need: A large bowl, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, a whole apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, "special" sauce, cherries, a jar of fairies, wet chia seeds, trifle, gelatin and thick cooking oil.
Step 1: Put one and a half scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream into the bowl.
Step 2: Slice peaches and bananas long ways and put them around the sides of the bowl.
Step 3: Put a whole apple on top (but don't slice it)
Step 4: Sprinkle raisins throughout the dish. (IMPORTANT: You must only use fifteen raisins; no more, no less! If you don't the entire dish will be ruined!)
Step 5: Drizzle the chocolate and "special" sauce lightly over the dish in a zigzag pattern.
Step 6: Slice the cherries in half and remove the pits and stems. Align them around the perimeter of the bowl.
Step 7: Open the jar of fairies and remove their heads before taking them out of the container. If you don't, they will attack you with magic in self defense. Remove their wings and place their bodies throughout the bowl.
Step 8: Take a half cup of wet chia seeds and dump it onto the entire dish.
Step 9: Scoop the trifle and jelly onto the sides of the bowl.
Final step: Douse the whole thing with thick cooking oil. Serve with a spoon taller than Mimi.
idk why but there's something so funny to me about just simply plonking an entire apple in the middle of the dessert without doing anything to it.
my sense of humour is broken
I wonder what that "special sauce" is......
you forgot about a paper skull on the top
@@mrbdwastaken Thanks for the reminder XD
@@cossegoji2kofficialchannel60 it’s probably made from Gumdrops from Bee Swarm Simulator!
Michael Rosen rates the Hollywood 7.8 out of 10. Too much THICK COOKING OIL
SinGenesis
"Like Oblivion, but with slimy little seeds."
THERE WAS NO PLUMS IN THE ICE CREAM, SHAME ON YOU MICHEAL ROSEN.
A BAG OF PLAMZ!
you make me want to make ytps again man, freakin hilarious.
"it was a bit richchchcchchchbitch"
1:46 he just went "anyway, the Hollywood..." xD
That "bitch" at 2:18 was flawless
0:50 Michael Rosen loves to eat cooking oil!
If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?
Fair enough and I'll tell you. It was the plums.
Well he did get the triforce
This never fails to make me laugh lmao
And now, revisting this after years, I understand a lot more of the jokes.
Same, actually.:)
For whatever reason, 0:57 made me laugh.
Again, great job!
Suddenly, it appeared! On its own! Right in the middle of a training montage! *music from Rocky plays*
Jack McSomeone While the Hollywood flies past in the background.
oh , that's Michael Rosen , the guy who fiddles with 2 year olds
Hollywood recipe:
2x scoops of soft serve vanilla ice cream
2x scoops of soft serve chocolate Ice cream
One can of peaches, halved
One or two bananas (Depending on size)
One apple
Fifteen raisins
Drizzle of chocolate sauce and 'Special' sauce (Crushed bag of plums)
50g of Cherries
Five fairies (Imported from Hyrule)
500g of passion fruit guts (Slimy little seeds)
100g of strawberry gelatin
Two pieces of pound cake (trifle)
Drizzle of thick cooking oil
Stick a paper skull on top of dish and eat with a military grade Spoops and serve with a BJ
An editing mastermind, you are.
"but I don't give him any" "that wasn't very nice" lmfao just how quiet it was compared to his voice.
"QUOIT QUOIT QUOIT Ducks!"
How does one eat with a Spoops? I thought that a Spoops was a weapon...
Squidfest
Very, very carefully to avoid dooming the world.
Squidfest it was taller then Mimi
It can help you to eat the THICK COOKING OIL!
Everyone was D E A D
That's the guy that fiddles with two year olds
I'm just surprised that when he was listing things in the hollywood, he didn't mention plums...
2:17 bit rich
Bitch!
It is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.
It is everything and nothing, the tool of creation and of destruction.
It exists in the minds of all, but can be understood by none.
It is impossibly ancient, and yet never existed at all.
It imprisons us all, yet, when you grasp it, you are truly free.
Does that answer your question?
What question?
I frickin lost it at thick cooking oil.
"And the woman put it down in front of me, and the woman went down on me!" 😂😂
Moral of the story:
Don't eat food ever again
no plums?
2:49 this might be the facial expression to use right after that sentence lmfao 😂
Just noticed the “okay” meme at 2:20
I dunno, I'd order the Horrible Hollywood if it came with the Triforce...
Suddenly, it appeared. On its own. Right in the middle of a training montage.
@@protozilla4092 with a little paper skull stuck in the top!
What type of family does this guy live with??? LOL
Bart Simpson a dysfunctional one, evidently
A family who hides random stuff in their mother/wife's snatch
1:51 DID YOU REALLY JUST MAKE A DIGIMON REFERENCE?!?! XD
@EnragedDragon127 Wow! Those look awesome!
The HollyWOOD: Vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, one apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, special sauce, cherries, fairies, hundreds of slimy little seeds, trifle, jelly, and thick cooking oil.
At 2:40, did Michael's dad say something in yiddle-diddle?
just look at michael's eyes in the beginning how they just pop out :P
His eyes pop out
@@VreyIsGrey he flaps his hands!
TC 329 He blows, he puffs, he yells!
@@georgerockwell149 for the faaf for the faaf
One of my total fav YTP'S from ya. Love the Triforce part. Same with the spoos part. Took me forever to find this video again just for that part!
0:35 that sounds yummy
0:45 never mind
"With a paper skull stuck in the top"
Ominous as fuck.
Vanilla ice-cream, chocolate ice-cream, peaches, bananas, 1 apple, 15 raisins, chocolate sauce, special sauce, cherries, fairies, hundreds of slimey little seeds, trifle, cherry and thick cooking oil. Damn.
-I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter-
It was vanilla ice cream, peaches, cream, chocolate sauce, cherries, trifle, jelly and strawberry ice cream and I said 'I'll have a Hollywood.'
Dad said "He won't eat it (Shakes head) They're huge"
1:49 IT WAS TALLER THAN MIMI
God, this man is terrifying.
Suddenly, it appeared... On its own..... Right in the middle of a training montage
With a little paper skull stuck in the top!
@@richardgadberry8398 *click* noice
"Nevermind, dear. I don't suppose you'll ask for food ever again, will you?"
I don't suppose I will 😦😦😦
1:10
This aged like fine wine
Shtchwak shtchwak shtchwak DUCKS.
a bit rich.....bitch. idk y but this is my favorite line
You're terrific. Would love to see more of anything you make.
No plums on the hollywood?
2:14 "That was a... a bit rich, chirib, bitch but okay."
In the middle of a tray...-ning montage!
And dad said .
And Mum said"Leave him alone"
I can say that after watching all your rosen poops, you're one of my favorites for that source. I'm glad you came back to pooping, and I'm glad I happen to come across you. Insta-sub.
I can't believe i didn't find this sooner. I've been waiting for a Mimi meme where Mimi from Digimon shows up XD
With a little paper skull stuck in the top.
*_THICK COOKING OIL_*
2:38 "and dad said 👁👄👁"
And, THICK COOKING OIL!
Everyone was
_D E A D_
2:05 Noice, I never saw this video before and I knew it was going to happen LOL.
ChickenPika You deserve way more subs than you currently have. You are indeed a master pooper.
strawberry icecream in the butt abit cold (but ok) 0:21
With a little paper skull stuck in the top!
Fantastic. You are the rising pooper of 2013.
I rate the horrible holywood 0/10 tastes horrible, and also no plamz
1:10 that joke didn't age well
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
0:27 lol
The way michael rosen says bitch
Ohmygoodness Pika how do you have the funniest intros x'D
This is youtube gold.
Dad loves ice cream and chocolate little girls.
I dont know why but the “bit rich..*smack* bitch” part makes me lose it every time
I’m a bit scared as to what that “special sauce” is
The Hollywood is a type of ice cream.
2:10 *michael rose. Chuckle*
1:02 - Given how much I hated Micheals dad in that story he got what he deserved
I distinctly remember something about a fairy on the top.
I had to stop before it was over. I was seriously laughing too much!
"how did that get in there?"
I'm quite surprised that you didn't make a Rick James reference with the Chocolate sauce part.
"Then, I get to the Triforce"
When he was describing the ice cream, I was waiting for him to say PLUMS, but OH NOOOOO! HE DIDN'T! LOL!
I wish I could try the Hollywood I would love to know what it tastes like.
''THICK COOKING OIL!!!'' 🤣🤣🤣
Oh hi there. The algorithm brought me to you, and judging by the lack of activity, it means this video will soon explode
Then suddenly it appeared on it's own right in the middle of the tray with a little paper umbrella stuck in the top! Everyone in the cafe looked around what's that? It's the Hollywood alright!
Press 3 , 5 , and 7 them parts got me
2:53 this part made me lose it
i lost it at THICK COOKING OIL