Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle. The Two Year Old called May was Yelling and Crying! There was the noise of Me Fiddling away like mad: FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE! For THREE HOURS I was at it (and I'm going: Ah! Ah! AAaaaahhhhhhhh~!) And then Harrybo just fell over and died. hm. I wonder who put Haryybo there...
How to make a Hollywood: You'll need: A large bowl, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, a whole apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, "special" sauce, cherries, a jar of fairies, wet chia seeds, trifle, gelatin and thick cooking oil. Step 1: Put one and a half scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream into the bowl. Step 2: Slice peaches and bananas long ways and put them around the sides of the bowl. Step 3: Put a whole apple on top (but don't slice it) Step 4: Sprinkle raisins throughout the dish. (IMPORTANT: You must only use fifteen raisins; no more, no less! If you don't the entire dish will be ruined!) Step 5: Drizzle the chocolate and "special" sauce lightly over the dish in a zigzag pattern. Step 6: Slice the cherries in half and remove the pits and stems. Align them around the perimeter of the bowl. Step 7: Open the jar of fairies and remove their heads before taking them out of the container. If you don't, they will attack you with magic in self defense. Remove their wings and place their bodies throughout the bowl. Step 8: Take a half cup of wet chia seeds and dump it onto the entire dish. Step 9: Scoop the trifle and jelly onto the sides of the bowl. Final step: Douse the whole thing with thick cooking oil. Serve with a spoon taller than Mimi.
idk why but there's something so funny to me about just simply plonking an entire apple in the middle of the dessert without doing anything to it. my sense of humour is broken
It is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It is everything and nothing, the tool of creation and of destruction. It exists in the minds of all, but can be understood by none. It is impossibly ancient, and yet never existed at all. It imprisons us all, yet, when you grasp it, you are truly free. Does that answer your question?
I can say that after watching all your rosen poops, you're one of my favorites for that source. I'm glad you came back to pooping, and I'm glad I happen to come across you. Insta-sub.
Thanks! I think you should. I made a whole bunch of crappy ones about four years ago (CDI stuff, a Dr. Rabbit poop, a Volvic poop, and so on), but I stopped because they were terrible. I'm really glad I started again with Rosen (and using Sony Vegas this time).
Then suddenly it appeared on it's own right in the middle of the tray with a little paper umbrella stuck in the top! Everyone in the cafe looked around what's that? It's the Hollywood alright!
Vanilla Ice Cream Chocolate Ice Cream Peaches Bananas One Apple Fifteen Raisins Chocolate Sauce Special Sauce Cherries Fairies Hundreds of Slimy Little Seeds Trifle Jelly AND Thick Cooking Oil 0/10 Not enough plamz
![[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: Cooking For My Classmates](/img/1.gif)
"What's that?"
"That's Michael Rosen."
"Oh, yeah that's the guy that fiddles with two year olds."
+h2kimmen HILARIOUS
Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle. The Two Year Old called May was Yelling and Crying! There was the noise of Me Fiddling away like mad: FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE! For THREE HOURS I was at it (and I'm going: Ah! Ah! AAaaaahhhhhhhh~!) And then Harrybo just fell over and died.
hm. I wonder who put Haryybo there...
;-; my originality goes unappreciated because I don't have any video mixing software ;~;
+Conner Mosley HELLO THERE
Conner Mosley
What device are you watching utube on
The toppings on the Hollywood seemed relatively tolerable up until the "THICK COOKING OIL!"
I still wouldn't eat it even if it didn't have the THICK COOKING OIL. I'm not a fan of fairies and hundreds of slimy little seeds.
I ate THE HOLLYWOOOOODDDDD AND IT WAS...
NICE.
*click* MAGIC
SaucyPuppetShow My favourite (topping) was...
the woman opposite
+ChickenPika What about chia seeds? :3
"Then, I got to the Triforce. I wonder who put that there?"
+Gandalf the Black ! (Or Link) xd, the best joke ever!
Never mind, dear.
Surprised there weren't any plums in the Hollywood.
Maybe that's what makes it horrible.
Yeah, the plums could make the THICK COOKING OIL! taste better
@@shermendlakk yes, the THICK COOKING OIL is far better with plums
You’re right, quite right.
"Once you get milk *stuck in that bum of yours*, you never get orange juice *stuck in that bum of yours*!"
-Michael Rosen's mum
I’ll have a strawberry ice cream in the *butt.*
Make sure you don't tell Ganon that the Triforce is in Michael's mom's snatch.
TBH making someone eat The Hollywood is probably a war crime.
Yes
@@kanyeeast2608 your name is beautiful
@@guts8684 thanks daddy
F i f t e e n R a i s i n s
Eating it is cruel, eating it is murder
"Who's that?" "Oh, that's Michael Rosen. He's the guy who fiddles with two year olds."
Yep, you've hit that nail right on the head.
***** Um... thanks? I honestly have no idea how to react to this.
***** Frankly, I don't see how my profile picture is relevant to my comment. I'm flagging your comments until you can Mann Up.
RetroMann MANN UP, LADIES!
@@joeharris5420 ARE YOU TRYING FOR A SECTION 8?!
"And the chcolate sauas! Dig in!"
*SQUOICH*
*SQUOICH*
*SQUIOICH*
"*DUCKS.*"
" *DUCKS* "
'Slurp' That was, uh, a bit richhcir tib...bit ch.
@@kingpekka115 But, Okay 😔
How to make a Hollywood:
You'll need: A large bowl, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, a whole apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, "special" sauce, cherries, a jar of fairies, wet chia seeds, trifle, gelatin and thick cooking oil.
Step 1: Put one and a half scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream into the bowl.
Step 2: Slice peaches and bananas long ways and put them around the sides of the bowl.
Step 3: Put a whole apple on top (but don't slice it)
Step 4: Sprinkle raisins throughout the dish. (IMPORTANT: You must only use fifteen raisins; no more, no less! If you don't the entire dish will be ruined!)
Step 5: Drizzle the chocolate and "special" sauce lightly over the dish in a zigzag pattern.
Step 6: Slice the cherries in half and remove the pits and stems. Align them around the perimeter of the bowl.
Step 7: Open the jar of fairies and remove their heads before taking them out of the container. If you don't, they will attack you with magic in self defense. Remove their wings and place their bodies throughout the bowl.
Step 8: Take a half cup of wet chia seeds and dump it onto the entire dish.
Step 9: Scoop the trifle and jelly onto the sides of the bowl.
Final step: Douse the whole thing with thick cooking oil. Serve with a spoon taller than Mimi.
idk why but there's something so funny to me about just simply plonking an entire apple in the middle of the dessert without doing anything to it.
my sense of humour is broken
I wonder what that "special sauce" is......
you forgot about a paper skull on the top
@@mrbdwastaken Thanks for the reminder XD
@@cossegoji2kofficialchannel60 it’s probably made from Gumdrops from Bee Swarm Simulator!
I completely lost it at "chocolate little girls".
SAME
Michael Rosen rates the Hollywood 7.8 out of 10. Too much THICK COOKING OIL
SinGenesis
"Like Oblivion, but with slimy little seeds."
THERE WAS NO PLUMS IN THE ICE CREAM, SHAME ON YOU MICHEAL ROSEN.
A BAG OF PLAMZ!
you forgot the bag of plums...
d34n1097 lol
d34n1097 it's not a real Hollywood without the plums
The real problem is why would someone hide the triforce in his Mums snatch?
CaptainPlums stole them
you make me want to make ytps again man, freakin hilarious.
"it was a bit richchchcchchchbitch"
If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?
Fair enough and I'll tell you. It was the plums.
Well he did get the triforce
oh , that's Michael Rosen , the guy who fiddles with 2 year olds
This never fails to make me laugh lmao
And now, revisting this after years, I understand a lot more of the jokes.
Same, actually.:)
"but I don't give him any" "that wasn't very nice" lmfao just how quiet it was compared to his voice.
An editing mastermind, you are.
That "bitch" at 2:18 was flawless
It is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.
It is everything and nothing, the tool of creation and of destruction.
It exists in the minds of all, but can be understood by none.
It is impossibly ancient, and yet never existed at all.
It imprisons us all, yet, when you grasp it, you are truly free.
Does that answer your question?
What question?
Suddenly, it appeared! On its own! Right in the middle of a training montage! *music from Rocky plays*
Jack McSomeone While the Hollywood flies past in the background.
That's the guy that fiddles with two year olds
For whatever reason, 0:57 made me laugh.
Again, great job!
How does one eat with a Spoops? I thought that a Spoops was a weapon...
Squidfest
Very, very carefully to avoid dooming the world.
Squidfest it was taller then Mimi
It can help you to eat the THICK COOKING OIL!
Everyone was D E A D
1:46 he just went "anyway, the Hollywood..." xD
I'm just surprised that when he was listing things in the hollywood, he didn't mention plums...
"QUOIT QUOIT QUOIT Ducks!"
0:50 Michael Rosen loves to eat cooking oil!
Moral of the story:
Don't eat food ever again
Suddenly, it appeared... On its own..... Right in the middle of a training montage
With a little paper skull stuck in the top!
@@richardgadberry8398 *click* noice
"And the woman put it down in front of me, and the woman went down on me!" 😂😂
One of my total fav YTP'S from ya. Love the Triforce part. Same with the spoos part. Took me forever to find this video again just for that part!
It was vanilla ice cream, peaches, cream, chocolate sauce, cherries, trifle, jelly and strawberry ice cream and I said 'I'll have a Hollywood.'
Dad said "He won't eat it (Shakes head) They're huge"
I dunno, I'd order the Horrible Hollywood if it came with the Triforce...
Suddenly, it appeared. On its own. Right in the middle of a training montage.
@@protozilla4092 with a little paper skull stuck in the top!
I frickin lost it at thick cooking oil.
2:17 bit rich
Bitch!
The HollyWOOD: Vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, one apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, special sauce, cherries, fairies, hundreds of slimy little seeds, trifle, jelly, and thick cooking oil.
ChickenPika You deserve way more subs than you currently have. You are indeed a master pooper.
What type of family does this guy live with??? LOL
Bart Simpson a dysfunctional one, evidently
A family who hides random stuff in their mother/wife's snatch
just look at michael's eyes in the beginning how they just pop out :P
His eyes pop out
@@VreyIsGrey he flaps his hands!
TC 329 He blows, he puffs, he yells!
@@georgerockwell149 for the faaf for the faaf
Oh hi there. The algorithm brought me to you, and judging by the lack of activity, it means this video will soon explode
Ohmygoodness Pika how do you have the funniest intros x'D
I can say that after watching all your rosen poops, you're one of my favorites for that source. I'm glad you came back to pooping, and I'm glad I happen to come across you. Insta-sub.
-I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter-
2:49 this might be the facial expression to use right after that sentence lmfao 😂
"Nevermind, dear. I don't suppose you'll ask for food ever again, will you?"
I don't suppose I will 😦😦😦
"With a paper skull stuck in the top"
Ominous as fuck.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
no plums?
Vanilla ice-cream, chocolate ice-cream, peaches, bananas, 1 apple, 15 raisins, chocolate sauce, special sauce, cherries, fairies, hundreds of slimey little seeds, trifle, cherry and thick cooking oil. Damn.
Fantastic. You are the rising pooper of 2013.
a bit rich.....bitch. idk y but this is my favorite line
1:51 DID YOU REALLY JUST MAKE A DIGIMON REFERENCE?!?! XD
@EnragedDragon127 Wow! Those look awesome!
I can't believe i didn't find this sooner. I've been waiting for a Mimi meme where Mimi from Digimon shows up XD
I'm quite surprised that you didn't make a Rick James reference with the Chocolate sauce part.
0:35 that sounds yummy
0:45 never mind
You're terrific. Would love to see more of anything you make.
Just noticed the “okay” meme at 2:20
This is youtube gold.
1:10
This aged like fine wine
With a little paper skull stuck in the top.
*_THICK COOKING OIL_*
No plums on the hollywood?
I wish I could try the Hollywood I would love to know what it tastes like.
I’m a bit scared as to what that “special sauce” is
And I will have this really long spoofs to eat it with it now [laughing] everyone was D-E-A-D nope everyone was looking at me
I rate the horrible holywood 0/10 tastes horrible, and also no plamz
And dad said .
And Mum said"Leave him alone"
Thanks, dude!
In the middle of a tray...-ning montage!
1:49 IT WAS TALLER THAN MIMI
At 2:40, did Michael's dad say something in yiddle-diddle?
God, this man is terrifying.
Dad loves ice cream and chocolate little girls.
With a little paper skull stuck in the top!
strawberry icecream in the butt abit cold (but ok) 0:21
And, THICK COOKING OIL!
Everyone was
_D E A D_
I'd lose my appetite too if I found the Triforce in my ice cream.
I'd lose it already with the THICK COOKING OIL
"how did that get in there?"
2:05 Noice, I never saw this video before and I knew it was going to happen LOL.
Thanks! I think you should. I made a whole bunch of crappy ones about four years ago (CDI stuff, a Dr. Rabbit poop, a Volvic poop, and so on), but I stopped because they were terrible. I'm really glad I started again with Rosen (and using Sony Vegas this time).
I dont know why but the “bit rich..*smack* bitch” part makes me lose it every time
Love that an *11 year old* video says that "sus" never gets old
it really doesnt
I had to stop before it was over. I was seriously laughing too much!
Shtchwak shtchwak shtchwak DUCKS.
Then suddenly it appeared on it's own right in the middle of the tray with a little paper umbrella stuck in the top! Everyone in the cafe looked around what's that? It's the Hollywood alright!
2:38 "and dad said 👁👄👁"
I'd have probably eaten that Hollywood up until the thick cooking oil, to be honest
holy cow u managed to make training montage thats good
It was...
Vanilla Ice Cream
Chocolate Ice Cream
Peaches
Bananas
One apple
Fifteen rasins
Chocolate sauce
Special sauce
Cherries
Faires
Hundreds of slimy little seeds
Trifle
Jelly
And...
THICK COOKING OIL!
Vanilla Ice Cream
Chocolate Ice Cream
Peaches
Bananas
One Apple
Fifteen Raisins
Chocolate Sauce
Special Sauce
Cherries
Fairies
Hundreds of Slimy Little Seeds
Trifle
Jelly
AND
Thick Cooking Oil
0/10 Not enough plamz
I distinctly remember something about a fairy on the top.
The Hollywood is a type of ice cream.
Press 3 , 5 , and 7 them parts got me
"Then, I get to the Triforce"
Yep.
Kaola Su from Love Hina.
The way michael rosen says bitch