The way he just goes “Hmm...it’s not enough!” gets me every time. Especially since every time he does it he manages to go up another level of messed up.
crystal meth, ecstasy, heroine, LSD, *triforce* , opium, flunitrazepam, ketamine, mdma, mescaline... great sentence mixing on that whole part, why is rosen so good at saying the names of medicine/drugs
The recipe for Rosen Delight: Several teaspoons of the Michael Rosen Crap Miss Fridge (diced) A sprinkle of pepper A sprinkle of salt A slice of bread 100 teaspoonfuls of sugar Literally every drug in existence Vodka Dog piss Dog shit Spit Mucus Worms Spiders Flies Cook in a pan over a fire and serve
I've never seen a traditional YTP since forever. YTPs used to be like this. No original content, no storyline. Just straight up homemade jokes, memes and insane editing.
Here’s the recipe Two heads Dog urine 30 insects Poop Toilet water Metal Springlocks A spiderweb A hair comb Bake in oven 1.0000000000000000000000000 sec Enjoy
Writing while hearing: The following go in the oven: -Crap -A melted human head -A piece of bread And the following in a frying pan -A hvman heart, cut into pieces fried -Hvman bl00d. Put it in the pan -C*caine, magic mushrooms, C*nium, Crvstal m*th, *xtasy, H*roine, L$D, trvffles, *pium and k*tamine, D1methoxv4mphet4m1ne (DM4), V*dka. They go all into the pan, along with the heart and bl00d. -Dog piss and dog sh1t -Human saliva -Human snot -Worms, spiders, flies and other insects Like if you survived after the meal.
I kept getting confused because the "pan" and then immediately doing the "ss" sound of pouring into it sounds like he's saying "pants" so I was trying to figure out why he was dumping rancid ingredients into his pants
Watching with only audio ended up that way in my head the first time through, but it's amusing anyway. It's clear what it means when watching the video + audio together
EDIT: I LAUGHED SO HAD NEAR THE END- Like I love how in all the Michael Rosen YTPs hes like some psychopath who acts like when everyone else reacts they're the weird ones 💀💀
Mr. Rosen's culinary creation led to the opening of a restaurant called "Preposterous International Succulent Shittery" in the Spring of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 crisis that was playing out worldwide, the sales of his creations were strictly curbside delivery only (this was also where he gathers a great bulk of his main ingredients - example: fresh dog waste, fresh people waste, fresh dog, fresh people, sick people, AND... cherries.) Business was booming, and before long he was able to gain a grand total of five regular customers (so when I mean 'booming', I actually mean booming for the small town his original business was operating in, which is unknown at this time, it's such a small town.) Those same five regular customers are believed to be missing as of the making of this comment. The venture was short-lived, having sold less than 15 units throughout its 3-month existence before being forced to sell his one and only shop to pay for the funerals of the first test subjects he ever tried his creations on - his classmates who have keeled over and died due to apparent food poisoning and overdose of various substances, as well as one account of cardiac arrest from an unrelated incident. Mr. Rosen now works for the Ignarikoc Sanitarium for Irate Soapmakers, as a janitor. He is thought to be one of the best in his field. A made-for-television movie for Nickelodeon based on Rosen's venture into food service was in the works, with a estimated release date for February 22nd, 2022. It was ultimately scrapped due to low interest and heightened pressure for Nickelodeon Movies to make an Invader Zim/As Told By Ginger/Back at the Barnyard crossover movie. The script for "The Michael Rosen Movie Project (Working Title)" is currently in a mysterious orange and green vault somewhere between California and New York, heavily guarded by highly trained monkeys, the same ones who repair faulty webpages run by Google. Mr. Rosen remains proud of his creations and his risk-taking action to share his culinary excellence with the world. ~ Well, dayum I didn't think I was gonna be able to take that as far as I did lol... My grade school teachers, my parents, my mentors, my case worker, etc., who never gave up on me: ~ The Michael Rosen Pride Look ~ Thank you for the laughs, Cap'n. ☺️
I've said it before, but I'm impressed at your output of your videos! When the pandemic is over, no one tell Captain Plums so he keeps on making videos! Also, anyone else craving a cheeseburger?
I'm so glad RUclips recommended this to me, otherwise I would have never known you were active again. Welcome back! I loved the use of "okay" to make "cocaine", "wetness" to make "witness", and "happened to meet" to make "appetit". The way you sentence-mixed those words sounded much more natural than I've heard them before. Do you plan to use all the HD sources? Because Noice Drinkz has a private playlist of all the HD poems re-edited to be perfectly in sync with the original font for the title card, so you should talk to him if you're interested.
![[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: What's In Michael's Fridge? & Other Horrible Stuff](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/921q-VRUKTw/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[ʏᴛᴘ] Michael's Strange Bedtime Stories & Other Shenanigans](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/a7il5M_6Ai0/mqdefault.jpg)
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The vivid detail and the fact that he constantly looks so proud about it really sells this one
Sells it? Are you saying he didn't actually kill Mrs. Fridge?
Yeah geez, you gotta believe in the inplumable
Yes
"She's with us in spirit"
I see what you did there...
I know why Michael Rosen looks the same every year
He is the ancient god of plums
69 likes, Nono 70 >:)
you just found out?
The way he just goes “Hmm...it’s not enough!” gets me every time. Especially since every time he does it he manages to go up another level of messed up.
Its bugging me how Captain Plums can describe this so vividly as if his already *done it before* ...... just sayin....
Hey, don't put it on my shoulders, it's Michael's story......
imagine Captain Plums's real name is Michael
@@furioushat7296....Rosen
oh my god.. please no.. *barfs demons*
@@daws1620 lul
aND tHen I CuT oF hER heAd wITh a HuuUge kItcHeN KnifE OH NOOO
LRFLekk *off
ThErEs BlUd AlL OvER ThE FlOoR
@@edenanimates1465 JuSt A sLaB oF MeAT aNd I tHINk "I'lL DestRoY tHe EvIDencE"
@@loganandrews3121 So I PuT ThE HeAd InSidE tHe OvEn AnD I PrEsSeD tHe SiLvEr BuTtOn
@@Azurethewolf168aNd WaItEd, ThEn... SuDdENlY, tHe MaChInE sTaRtS rOaRiNg, StRaIgHt AwAy... SPLAT !
Alternate Title: *Michael Rosen kills his teacher and serves her up to his class*
Lol that's a good title actually, hmm
@@CaptainPlums I'm glad you like it
With a side of shit
And kills them all with the added ketamine
...with pride. 👍
I love these disturbing tales YTPs
crystal meth, ecstasy, heroine, LSD, *triforce* , opium, flunitrazepam, ketamine, mdma, mescaline...
great sentence mixing on that whole part, why is rosen so good at saying the names of medicine/drugs
What is the one before crystal meth
@@Smartlion1 ganja
Where the fuck did he get all those drugs from and how did he fit it all in his pocket? 🤣🤣
and vodka,
lotsa drugz and a small dose of alcohol to go with it
ayo aint flunitrazepam Rohypnol
I appreciate the fact that Michael carefully measured the amount of his own crap to add into the pot using teaspoons
The recipe for Rosen Delight:
Several teaspoons of the Michael Rosen Crap
Miss Fridge (diced)
A sprinkle of pepper
A sprinkle of salt
A slice of bread
100 teaspoonfuls of sugar
Literally every drug in existence
Vodka
Dog piss
Dog shit
Spit
Mucus
Worms
Spiders
Flies
Cook in a pan over a fire and serve
You forgot some other insects
And still will smell like Miss Fridge
There isn't any salt in the recipe
@@quantum.codex42 it’s ambiguous as to what else Mick added - “and loads more”
How they were able to eat it and not BLEUGHH it out instantly is a mystery
Astounding stuff mate.
5:17 Ah nice, this is how Michael got a fresh batch of ingredients.
undisputed king of sentence mixing is at it again, i like the format, may the algorithm be kind
I've never seen a traditional YTP since forever. YTPs used to be like this. No original content, no storyline. Just straight up homemade jokes, memes and insane editing.
“Bright black”
Wait, that’s illegal.
GD Sundae What is your profile picture? Haha.
That’s what I commented! Idiot!
@@adamchmielewski6162 He commented it two months before you did
Best Michael Rosen YTPer around.
ye. definitely.
I just shot cinnamon tea out of my nose
Have you been bitten by any radioactive spiders lately?
BLOOOAAAGGHH!
Thats disgusting, Hannah.
Ow, don't shoot me!
You're about the only active Michael Rosen pooper I know. Glad to know you are active. Subscribed to you, felt like a great choice
same
256Pi is still going. He's adding another part to the Rosen Family Chronicles.
@@thepizzafoogle5481 - Thanks for letting me know, I'll check out his videos soon
I don’t think I’ve ever thrown up after watching a ytp before.
Jk, I need the recipe
lmao
It would be cool if you made a michael Rosen origins story
like how he became maniacal
sulley wazowski his parents were murders and mad dogs
Here’s the recipe
Two heads
Dog urine
30 insects
Poop
Toilet water
Metal
Springlocks
A spiderweb
A hair comb
Bake in oven 1.0000000000000000000000000 sec
Enjoy
Writing while hearing:
The following go in the oven:
-Crap
-A melted human head
-A piece of bread
And the following in a frying pan
-A hvman heart, cut into pieces fried
-Hvman bl00d. Put it in the pan
-C*caine, magic mushrooms, C*nium, Crvstal m*th, *xtasy, H*roine, L$D, trvffles, *pium and k*tamine, D1methoxv4mphet4m1ne (DM4), V*dka. They go all into the pan, along with the heart and bl00d.
-Dog piss and dog sh1t
-Human saliva
-Human snot
-Worms, spiders, flies and other insects
Like if you survived after the meal.
I kept getting confused because the "pan" and then immediately doing the "ss" sound of pouring into it sounds like he's saying "pants" so I was trying to figure out why he was dumping rancid ingredients into his pants
I put the pan picture the first time he says pan to make sure it was understood, hopefully that didn't go by too fast
Watching with only audio ended up that way in my head the first time through, but it's amusing anyway.
It's clear what it means when watching the video + audio together
Omg its 2 master ytp makers, i need to go to the hospital cus its too awesome! Love both ur content, plez dont ever stop, the world needs u both!
5:28 me seeing my first homework
LOL!!!
5:45 "Another SuS- Another spoonful anybody?"
“WARNING! THIS IS A HORRAH STORY”
Michael Rosen should really watch this one 😂
ye
cap*TAIN*plums
Ryan A ye
Can’t tell weather he’ll be mortified or amused.
The five dislikes are the angels of Michael Rosen's victims that somehow found a way to access the earth internet from heaven.
I love how he casually says "He just fell over and died."
The cooking part sounded a bit like Albert Fish's confession, except no sexual component, thankfully.
Shh, don't give him ideas 🤫
Albert Fish didn't put shit in it when he cooked children, but he did eat feces and drink urine when he was younger.
This has to be the world's biggest pan to be able to fit all these ingredients.
"Cooking f̶o̶r̶ my classmates"
"Bright Black"
I lost it when he said bright black
This is my storytime every night now thank you for the creative storytelling,so beautiful!
dammit micheal why can’t you just be like older Rosen and eat chocolate cake
He doesn’t like chocolate
EDIT: I LAUGHED SO HAD NEAR THE END- Like I love how in all the Michael Rosen YTPs hes like some psychopath who acts like when everyone else reacts they're the weird ones 💀💀
i love that people still make these
I started this video thinking I want at least one of these YTPs to be a true story...
Now I *need* them to be.
WHY THE HELL DOES THIS NOT A: HAVE 10M VIEWS AND B: YOU NOT HAVE 1M+ SUBS!? THIS IS A FRIKIN WORK OF ART AND CULTURE
4:47 the Spirit has passed but the body remains
This needs to be a creepypasta
The story is already disturbing enough, no need to make it so by turning it into a creepypasta
After 8 years of watching Michael Rosen pooping i am finally seeing it in its purest, holiest, most perfect form
Michael sure had a lot of different teachers. I think he has a different one in every video because most of them die horribly. XD
Rest In Peace miss fridge
Who never tried Michaels food
She instead got the honor of being it so she didn't miss anything, rather she was simply promoted to being the star guest if you will.
This seriously made me laugh out loud! Great job, CaptainPlums!
As always ur sentence mixing is amazing
“Bright black” 😂
5:34 “Bright black” lmao
Imagine id the real Michael Rosen sees this
He probably watches Michael Rosen YTPs secretly.
Everyone who knows charmx must recommend this to him
Yes, do that
Thanks!
I recommended this video to Billy Bob Tanley
Mr. Rosen's culinary creation led to the opening of a restaurant called "Preposterous International Succulent Shittery" in the Spring of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 crisis that was playing out worldwide, the sales of his creations were strictly curbside delivery only (this was also where he gathers a great bulk of his main ingredients - example: fresh dog waste, fresh people waste, fresh dog, fresh people, sick people, AND... cherries.)
Business was booming, and before long he was able to gain a grand total of five regular customers (so when I mean 'booming', I actually mean booming for the small town his original business was operating in, which is unknown at this time, it's such a small town.)
Those same five regular customers are believed to be missing as of the making of this comment.
The venture was short-lived, having sold less than 15 units throughout its 3-month existence before being forced to sell his one and only shop to pay for the funerals of the first test subjects he ever tried his creations on - his classmates who have keeled over and died due to apparent food poisoning and overdose of various substances, as well as one account of cardiac arrest from an unrelated incident.
Mr. Rosen now works for the Ignarikoc Sanitarium for Irate Soapmakers, as a janitor. He is thought to be one of the best in his field.
A made-for-television movie for Nickelodeon based on Rosen's venture into food service was in the works, with a estimated release date for February 22nd, 2022.
It was ultimately scrapped due to low interest and heightened pressure for Nickelodeon Movies to make an Invader Zim/As Told By Ginger/Back at the Barnyard crossover movie.
The script for "The Michael Rosen Movie Project (Working Title)" is currently in a mysterious orange and green vault somewhere between California and New York, heavily guarded by highly trained monkeys, the same ones who repair faulty webpages run by Google.
Mr. Rosen remains proud of his creations and his risk-taking action to share his culinary excellence with the world. ~
Well, dayum I didn't think I was gonna be able to take that as far as I did lol...
My grade school teachers, my parents, my mentors, my case worker, etc., who never gave up on me: ~ The Michael Rosen Pride Look ~
Thank you for the laughs, Cap'n. ☺️
Mocha Moonpie this deserves more likes
So glad you're still making videos, they're great, really great
That double-take at 1:21 is spot on.
1:15 That line is never going to get old, for me at least.
4 year old loved this as a bedtime story!
excellent, i’ve been looking for more recipes to try out in quarantine
6:01 Plot twist: The teacher is Michael Rosen's Mom
That was quite the wild ride
5:38
‘And then he just fell over and died
Died and over fell just he then died
Dna neht eh Tsuj llef revo dna deid
I'm surprised he didn't put the dog in too.
R.I.P mrs. fridge ????-2020
She cooled so much food
I was feeling a bit hungry, now I've lost my appetite.
"...then bright black."
How does anything turn *bright* black
The sentence mixing is smooth enough that even auto captions mostly work! Well done and fun to watch ytp!
I've said it before, but I'm impressed at your output of your videos! When the pandemic is over, no one tell Captain Plums so he keeps on making videos! Also, anyone else craving a cheeseburger?
Damnit now I am hungry for a cheeseburger
I can't hold myself at the drugs part 😂
i'll destroy the evidence
michael rosen 2020
hm
1:52 The Way Michael Says Fridge Is So Freezingly Good! Lovely Work Cap!
The mixing for "sh*t" sounds so clean.
After this, Rosen chopped up his classmates, and the police coming for him and fed them to the hungry dog to destroy the evidence.
“Bright Black” is my new favorite color
" INto ma PAN" i. Laughed every time
Alternate title: the confessions of a florida man
I'm so glad RUclips recommended this to me, otherwise I would have never known you were active again. Welcome back! I loved the use of "okay" to make "cocaine", "wetness" to make "witness", and "happened to meet" to make "appetit". The way you sentence-mixed those words sounded much more natural than I've heard them before.
Do you plan to use all the HD sources? Because Noice Drinkz has a private playlist of all the HD poems re-edited to be perfectly in sync with the original font for the title card, so you should talk to him if you're interested.
I might, for TWGS I'm just gonna keep with the original sources for consistency though
Pie 🥧 Or Pizza 🍕
Did You Mean: Georges Marvellous Medicine ?
Wow, Michael knows the melted head mushed with bread and peppercorns recipe, must have gotten it from Jamie Oliver
Sounds like how2basic and Micheal would be good friends with each other
The fact Michael Rosen YTPs still exist brings me joy.
I can’t be the only one who misread the title as “Cooking my Classmates”, right?
That'd have to be one big pan
something about the end really got me; "Melanie dead! Dave, dead! everyone, dead!..."
relatives: "so what sorta stuff are you into?"
me: 3:00
relatives: which one will you use for your soup?
You: 3:16
I love how proudly Michael's telling the story 😂
Michael Rosen's Kill Count: 6
Miss Fridge
Harry
Melanie
Dave
Richard
Louise
"You are grim, mate"
I don't think any YTP has ever made me question the maker's sanity quite like this one.
Don't worry, it's managed to remain stable even throughout the pandemic somehow.
I needed some good old Michael rosen shenanigans now more than ever, thanks captain
this is fucking hilarious
My new favorite creepypasta.
Charmx3 should react to this
Holy shit that one was awesome with the sentence-mixing and the details.
Good work, dude!
*SLAB OF MEAT*
"Bright Black"
I made the horrible mistake of watching this while eating...
You weren't eating a teacher and some feces were you?
Oh boy, it's so disturbing, hilarious and disgusting at the same time. Absolutly marvellous :D
Is no one gonna mention how much of a internet legend Micheal Rosen is?
We already mentioning it for years.
the sentence mixing is soooooo good
this is the most I've laughed in a while
RUclips recommends me a Rosen ytp uploaded in 2020. It is a blessed day
Also 369th like
When he cut her head off so suddenly‚ I was like "Oof that escalated quickly" xD
FridiNaTor Well, the channel that made this makes sadist style humour, but that doesn't mean he is truly a sadist.
Games Addicted Never said that. I like this kind of humor. It just came out of nowhere xD
this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!!!
The YT-P incident
Micheal is the best at cooking!