[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: What's In Michael's Fridge? & Other Horrible Stuff
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- A new batch of Michael's disturbing tales. With "Strict but it's something else", "Drug Dealer" and "What's In Michael's Fridge?".
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We had a teacher who was so strict you weren’t allowed to kill her in her lessons.
She used to stand out the front going.
Don’t murder me, okay? Yeah?
And you had the whole morning to get through without mad dog stuff
“Will you go to hell?”
“Probably.”
…
“Do you want something to eat?”
What a perfectly normal conversation.
Absolutely!🤣
Yeah I’d say so
Just like an oblivion npc conversation
"Cheeseburgers and Mcdonalds and Kentucky fried chicken and alcohol poisoning and Burger king and burger queen and political correctness and feminism and awful Hollywood remakes and leaders without brains"
That sentence mixing
*Dat
I love how he takes on the far-left AND the far-right in one beautiful sentence-mixing effort.
As far as I know, Trumptards and SJW's are two sides of the same coin.
1:32 "....I don't suppose you need my crack"
Mind if I add on to this?
"...And the alt-right and flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers and sexual harassment and horrible pop and rap music and reality television."
Enlightened centrist, o please share your wisdom!
Nice to see the return of the Skull-two-year-old
Yup I agree
Look out the window... There's a BRAIN
BANG
That's a shame she was really- FUCK IT ALL!
Look at the comments... There's a Brian!
Lol
1:32 "....I don't suppose you need my crack"
Jokes aside this is unbelievable well cut.I discovered this channel yesterday and it has instantly risen to be my favorite ytp channel.
The sentence about what they eat in the Untied States is true though-
I’m crying 🤣
I’m calling weed “trippy tulips” from now on
I thought it said Drippy Tulips
Micheal Rosen: *Goes a massacre in a train*
His bullets and his gun: “Now that was a great day!”
“I was delighted, my gun was delighted, my books were delighted”
"Leaders without brains"
If Rosen was 6 then the story takes place in 1952, I wonder what his problem with Harry S. Truman was.
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Also how did he know about all this stiff today that didn’t exist then? Maybe he added it in post.
Cap you are going ham on these uploads, don't overwork yourself for us friend
You are my favourite YTP channel man, don’t ever stop uploading! You can tell a lot of work goes into these
*Trippy tulips*
I wonder what kind of reputation does Michael's class have, considering that their teacher saw fit to begin her lessons by saying "Don't murder me, OK?".
Deserved, probably, considering how she ended up. Rest her soul.
“And awful Hollywood remakes.”
Ouch. Too real.
The scariest thing in this video is the fact that Michael had to take a train to get to school...
30 seconds in and I'm already dead.
BANG
noice
Im gonna starts calling weed trippy tulips unironically
The one dislike is from the neighbor
Seems like there's seven neighbours
@@dylanthevillain4907 One of them was the drug dealer.
Anyone: makes an original and funny comment.
Everyone else:
0:53
No so sober Cat omg so original you fucking fool
No so sober Cat *an
Greetings and respect from Germany. That's some high quality ytp you're making 🙏
I like your storytelling, and I've watched every video you've dropped, but dark humor is so much fun😂
1:18 had me laughing
"What do they eat in America?"
"Poor People"
"Yeah, You're right, but there's something else"
That poor woman that always ends up watching Michael Rosen.
If only your videos is enabled for community contribution, then i could`ve put a subtitle for those that dont know some of the words being said.
That's a good one actually. I turned it on, let me know if it's working though I assume most of it is usually clear enough (but maybe non-native speakers would benefit from it)
@@CaptainPlums Yeah it worked, i`ve done the subtitle now it only needs some polishing and there`s a word that i couldn`t figure out what he`s saying.
@@spotfleri5779 what did it sound like
Croissant
Michael Rosen ytp´s are all masterpieces...
Micheal would have a heart attack after seeing what we are doing to his videos.
4:05
Micheal’s Neighbor: Everyone
Micheal: EA
“And the drug dealer was still squirting BLOOD!!!”
...
I Absolutely LOVE theese please keep it up :)
Yeetus feetus
0:03
Ummm..........that’s not exactly what I would call a strict teacher mr Rosen
2:08 Killed it.
I feel so bad for Micheal and everyone else in that class, Not be able to murder everyone for an entire class period is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
fantastic video as always
2:22 gets me everytime
Yeet
Thank you plum BOI
I was just weight lifting while I was watching this video and when I got to the part about the 'raisins' I fell over on the floor laughing.
Why were you watching this during your gym session
@@Azurethewolf168 I was on my computer at home with dumbells. lol
@@madmanminkler1382 oh
Brilliant.
“She used to stand out the front going...” “don’t murder me”
Like that would stop a maniac like Michael.
3:43 at first I thought Micheal said Namor (as in the marvel anti hero) and not neighbor
“Look out the window, lady, there’s a brain”
You are the best Michael Rosen RUclips pooper
DoN't MuRdEr Me -Micheal's Teacher 0:12
Do more YTP videos of Michael Rosen's disturbing tales!
4:44 THAT FACE XD
Time stamps:
0:02 Strict but it’s something else
0:29 Drug dealer
2:39 What’s in Michael’s Fridge?
Thank me later!
Welcome back, legend.
ah yes, my birthday present. thanks captain
I could go for some egg on toast flavored plums right now, with a bit of gooseberry jam.
LMAO I LOVED 2:01 - 2:06
My new nickname for Weed is “Trippy Tulips”
Heads up: they sell those 'special sausages' at Walmart now.
Not as good frozen as it is fresh from the underside, but yeah. They exist.
Starting at 97 Plamtonian Cents™ a pound.
Give me hundreds and hundreds of em!
“What do they grow in Holland?” ... 6 Year old - “Prostitutes”
So I went to the fridge, there's Dave, heheh.
Assassinations classroom much
DR METROPURSUIT agreed
Bro this sh!t is great, keep it up!
“Dollops of penis” had me dying
The first story is basically assassination classroom but on easy mode
Captain Plums: The Maniac Who Knows How To Make RUclipsPoops
I died of laughing. 😂😂😂😂
"Strict Assfuck"
if there’s one thing I love it’s mad dog stuff
E
"It's a cold town, mano"
1:07 yep sounds about right...sadly
Yes.
Captain Plums: 1:07
Me: ok...ummm.......well I’m an American and I can assure you right now we don’t eat poor people over here
Captain Plums: 1:14
Me:...................................
I don’t even know how to respond to that
Territorially has to change in a new world
What poem did he say “pleasure, stimulation” in?
This is so horrid and disgusting that its sorta funny
"burger king and burger queen and political correctness" 😂
Me talking to the weird kid at school: What does your diet consist of?
Him: 1:18
More videos, more!! Need more YTP!
Hmm I should start a patreon at this point...
@@CaptainPlums Maybe! Toenail Pizza T-Shirts!
1:11 no we don’t
We do eat that 1:18
In our school we weren't allowed to murder our teacher either
Mad dog stuff
0:47 - 1:36 Best part
2:23 why does this sound like it would be a remix
Lol 😂
now get ??????? food 00:52
Nice.
Noice.
4:54
The UK sounds lit
What kind of school did michael go to for that line to be appropriate? A school in Birmingham? (The english one)
trippy tulips XD
0:26 BAng
What's the name of the original Michael Rosen video with "pleasure, stimulation" ?
One of the "Poetry Friendly Classroom" videos.
1:40 kinda sus 😂
Americans definitely eats all that stuff, most of it probably against their will 😂
Why do all of Michael’s murders have to take place on trains?
1:17
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Will there be another rosen collab or have they stopped?
Do you mean here on this channel
Is it just me or does Michael never notices the woman opposite
Micheal, *stop kill people on trains!*
Burger QWEEN
is this a confession