[ʏᴛᴘ] Michael's Strange Bedtime Stories & Other Shenanigans

The man known as Maniacal Michael tells some strange and inappropriate bedtime stories and also takes some time to share a great wealth of knowledge with you
Link to the World Guardians trailer that the arrow in the video was supposed to point at:
• World Guardians: Overl...

[@CaptainPlums]

Yes the arrow points at nothing because the creator of this video forgot RUclips removed annotations a long time ago, see link in description instead (or link at the end of the vid)
Discord: discord.gg/xsCtwHj

[@carmillaplumsmaster8792]

Thanks cap for the live chat

[@3dsaulgoodman]

you literally have the best intro and outro...
that's NOICE

[@sumvs5992]

"Yeah you were asleep weren't you ChickenPika!"
No he was hypnotized, the going in bell only just went is all

[@mousaey]

The sentence mixing in the announcement was astoundingly natural sounding.

[@totallynotarobot5476]

I wouldn't mind that new intro. It has a feeling of achievement and grandeur compared the older one's feeling of humble but still noice beginnings.
Almost as if it is Captainplums himself is looking down the massive set of stairs the channel has climbed and shouting "Hooray!! I got through!!!"

[@absupinhere]

“No ones gonna put me into anyone’s insides” cracked me up XD

[@mrplushgore]

I really love that 20th Century Fox intro.

[@fieldmarshalaloysius9907]

Noice, love the intro.

[@plasmaTee269]

The Hulk Hogan part really sends the ribs into orbit that does

[@snakeruiner7107]

The election bit was funny as hell but woulda killed me if he said “would you shut up man”

[@L1N3R1D3R]

4:16-4:33 is top tier content. Also, "train to Jamaica" reminds me of my video "Magical Jesus Train" from November 2015. Good stuff as usual!

[@Ously6]

This is Cinema!
I’m glad you came back to finish this story. Gonna be sad when you’re gone. You’ve made me laugh for the better part of a decade

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

Nice to see you making the ChickenPika joke too! That intro was bloody marvellous!
Edit: THE HARRY POTTER REFERENCE OH MY GOSH

[@oliversherman2414]

Random guy: I ****ing hate plums and chocolate cake Michael Rosen: hold my beer

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

4:28 "They go to dry their hands, and the hot shit goes WHOOSH, into their face!"
I feel immature for laughing so hard at this.

[@phoenixskyward9972]

"Black plums matter!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@sprtsfanatic1]

“I was in this cafe, and this bloke turned to me and said, ‘Do you want something to eat?’ Then I said, ‘No, no, I’m just here to stare up at the sky, you fucking dumbass!’”
🤣🤣💀 That was savage

[@jedlites6704]

The Michael Rosen YTPs will never die

[@graduator14]

I'll definitely be reading this in book form before I go to bed.

[@misterdogg2005]

oh this is good I haven't laughed this much at a yup in ages

[@totallynotarobot5476]

I can only imagine the gloriously grotesque and sickly expression of both disgust and horror that would be seen on The Michael Rosen's face if he ever for some reason decided to watch this video and witnessed his innocent childhood storytelling being hijacked into him enthusiastically telling the tale of that time he got engulfed by and shoved up former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan's ass and argued with a lump of shit and a banana residing there about his wish to secure his own freedom
*click* Noice

[@MochaMoonpie]

The next world guardians installment is gonna be epic, I'm sure.
Until then, I'm stuck inside THAT BUM OF YOURS, and I'll be here for a long time because someone never cleans it.
Best luck on the future releases, Cap'n!

[@bitters879]

I love these so muuuuuuuch, perfect way to start my day.

[@iangraham5097]

1:43 I am...strangely aroused.

[@FrozenSolid742]

This is like it's made in the golden age of ytp, I'm glad some poopers still have such good ideas.

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

Looks like Michael Rosen mistook Geronimo Stilton for his (very attractive) sister.

[@someguylostontheinternet4504]

"At school, we were doing: Nothing"

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

“Your dreams have meaning”
My dream: 2:45

[@fredoriagaming4466]

LOL THE INTRO!!!

[@nickv4889]

I jumped out of bed at "black plums matter"

[@mn_twisted4319]

I Haven’t been to recum airport for a couple years.

[@fieldmarshalaloysius9907]

Idea- The Michael Rosen Presidential Debate

[@mrpoool1015]

The ChickenPika part was fantastic

[@sixxiom1142]

Absolutely brilliant! 10/10, will watch again!

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

Pretty sure most of my Michael Rosen playlist is just Captain Plums now

[@Orangeler2008]

4:50 Oh no...not one of those...not another one of those little InquisitorMaster fans. Surely not.

[@chrislindamood9378]

The Geronimo Stilton part was hilarious

[@frankwest9892]

I subscribed and became a subscriber

[@supernovaitup]

Love the shoutout to chickenpika.

[@MangoMonster34]

I know what someone who has never seen Micheal Rosen before looks like.

[@breasthound]

What? Chickenpica's back!

[@DatShepTho]

Hmmm... suspecting you like butt vore and scat... XD

[@CaptainPlums]

Well no, this is Michael Rosen's strange bedtime stories not CaptainPlums's...
(but I'll forward the message to Maniacal Michael)

[@edwardluff6330]

Thanks u for ur work

[@fredoriagaming4466]

0:20 He could have bought an RPG to school.

[@JDMMaster26]

3:22 Who was the queen of toenails?

[@Aquaielle]

Do more prank calls

[@EE-re5co]

Hello it's me from live yesterday

[@Ewgene]

#BlackPlumsMatter

[@RealmadridfanANTILGBTQ]

Cool intro

[@savexthem4314]

2:18 can someone tell me what that sound effect is
im stupid and ive been looking for it for a while lol

[@stewiegriffin689]

125 people bought a bow and arrow

[@lonewulv13]

Chickenpika lives!

[@smner]

My dad can’t see without glassass

[@C_LT_FTH_BL__DD_G]

Micheal stay click nice my Friend

[@wolfdale_3m]

Have you been using the HD remakes?

[@leoneleras1515]

5:05

[@DatShepTho]

So if I press the subscribe button, I'll subscribe and I'll become a subscriber? But what if I'm already subscribed, will I still be subscribed and still be a subscriber?

[@Red__Law]

Sorry Michael but all plums matter, not just black ones.

[@sami66666]

Also why did you use your old outro?

[@Haybalemelonhead]

Hello

[@Matt-hd5rk]

Plz can you make a Micheal version of shia LaBeouf (the song) for spooky season :))))

[@itjustscythe]

Lol

[@tonyxxdtfamous9581]

lol

[@joshuamorehead6124]

Black plums matter😂😂😂

[@P1kaSans]

you should've put bulk bogan instead hulk hogan

[@mahouneneko]

Not first but whatever

[@dinomite234]

#blackplumsmatter

[@kojothicc]

Gg

[@EE-re5co]

I.m unsubscribeing

[@EE-re5co]

you been uploading for so long and you have this many subscribers so bad stop uploading you dont even get that much money