MoofEMP actually, they say he’s still alive deep within the Camp Catacombs, and to this day rats continue to nibble his toenails where he remains strung up from the wall bars.
I think one of my favorite things about this video is how, in the clips where Michael talks about getting on his spaceship and dropping bombs, he has this distantly uncertain look that suggests he's realizing that even he's not sure if that part of the memory is true.
_"Hello..._*_kids!_*_ No need to shout, no need to yell, no need to have a riot! Shut your eyes..._*_take a deep breath..._*_"_ [Click] _" _*_NOICE._*_ "_
Storyline explained: Michael Rosen is the latest in the a long family line of Inquisitors, and he was sent to what he believed to be a summer camp, but was actually a chaos encampment. During the trip through the Warp, Michael had to be quiet to stop the Khornate cultists from killing him. When he arrived, Michael watched as a Great Unclean One used the power of Nurgle to make another camper disappear into thin air. Michael was then moved to another location, where a Slaaneshi daemon prince, called Bob the Nose Fucker attempted to kill Michael using his kinky Slaanesh methods after he failed to answer a question. Michael used his training to banish the Daemon Prince back into the Warp, then he ran for it and made his was to a transport and hijacked it, and destroyed the camp for good measure. Upon arriving home, it was revealed that this was a test to see how strong Michael is, and he received a promotion, partially because another Inquisitor was fired shortly beforehand.
Noice. But wait...why the hell does this comment have less likes than the one right below it, which dies nothing but reiterate part of the video and say how they laughed a lot at it. RUclips, can you answer that?
Trick question: In Yeeshnesapswiss, they eat pure, uncut sus and drink unfiltered JoJ. Was Bob the Nose-Fucker Yeeshnesapswissian himself? Because if he wasn't, we can all concede it was truly remarkable that he knew what they eat in Yeeshnesapswiss, knowing how secretive the Yeeshnesapswissians are about their dietary needs.
This is what happens on a daily basis at some of Nurgle's temples. They pretend to be a summer camp so they can turn children into Great Unclean Ones by covering them with semen and other filth. Thankfully, Michael Rosen's family is a line of Space Marines, and he had come of age to begin his training, so he kills the priest in charge of converting him, steals one of the ships, and bombs the temple all to hell. It then turned out that his family knew about this, so they sent him there as a secret test as part of his training, and he passed with flying colors. His sister will undergo a similar test, and his brother passed his test just as he did.
I had a mouthful of coffee, then I started laughing, I couldn't swallow it, as you kept throwing hilarious things my way, I had no other choice but to spit it back in the mug, you my friend... RUINED A PERFECT BEVERAGE
There are three possibilities: 1.) The head of the Malaysian Treasury Department. 2.) A retired professional juggler and convicted sex offender from Poland 3.) A friend of mine. You get one guess. The fate of the world is depending on you.
Hahaha. Thank you. Honestly, the only thing I think I might be better at than cs is Rosen sentence-mixing. As far as editing and overall video pacing, he blows me out of the water. It's very nice of you to say, though.
Scabeiathrax, actually. Close enough, though, since he looks just like Papa Nurgle, apparently. ...The fact that I was able to spell "Scabeiathrax" correctly the first time is probably grounds for a visit from the Inquisition.
Jack Paesano I think Root did that joke, but I'm pretty sure this one was first. Either way, I'm not even sure I'd watched any of her videos before I made this, and if I had seen that joke, I'd have mentioned the fact that she made it first.
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"I began breathing very, very quietly, so I wouldn't wake up the _flesh harvesters_"
Well, that took a dark turn quickly
Yeah, I too was like "Well hot damn, did that escalate quickly or what?" on that part
@StudiosOfAwesome I mean, it *is* London.
"Cool guy said 'I don't want to'... We never saw him again"
I dunno why but that bit killed me haha
MoofEMP actually, they say he’s still alive deep within the Camp Catacombs, and to this day rats continue to nibble his toenails where he remains strung up from the wall bars.
killed Cool Guy too
Same
@@kenetickups6146 XD
"KA BOOM, ka bewm, ka PLUMS"
My sides
ka-plums!
Mine too
*"KA-bintz!"*
One of my favorite jokes by ChickenPika, don't know why this is so funny but it is
Same here
There was an awful yelling and crying! There was the noise of chains rattling! And someone *doing things.*
Horrible things.
+Exemptitious really good
things
Mascha Gerber
I think you know what I mean.
I'm more interested what the flesh harvesters are.
They harvest flesh
@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 We know that ya fool
I think one of my favorite things about this video is how, in the clips where Michael talks about getting on his spaceship and dropping bombs, he has this distantly uncertain look that suggests he's realizing that even he's not sure if that part of the memory is true.
I know I'm years late but he's definitely covering up the trauma of his sexual assault with the fantasy that he was able to destroy the horrible place
_"Hello..._*_kids!_*_ No need to shout, no need to yell, no need to have a riot! Shut your eyes..._*_take a deep breath..._*_"_
[Click]
_" _*_NOICE._*_ "_
RobotwarsKing dun want to...
We never saw TheSpanishInquisition again. But then a man turned up called Bob the Nose Fucker, who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe.
RobotwarsKing We were to answer all the questions... that he asked us.He said : "What do they eat in hyechiech?"
THERE WAS SILENCE! Noone knew!
@@Bonk4Me "I had hoped that it wouldn't be necessary for me to fiddle diddle you...Well actually, I had hoped that it WOULD"
@@disneylover6408 that was... six years ago. Now theyre inventing space ships... that drop plums
There was silence!
"I had hoped that it wouldn't be neccessary for me to fiddle diddle you...
Well actually, I had hoped that it WOOD."
Then i remembered my special forces training
Arvissss and i make my toenails cut into the flesh so the motherfucker fell over and died
@@twentysevenfourmusic and I ran and ran and jumped in my spaceship, and I dropped bombs. Ka-Boom. Ka-Boom. Ka-plamz.
Storyline explained:
Michael Rosen is the latest in the a long family line of Inquisitors, and he was sent to what he believed to be a summer camp, but was actually a chaos encampment. During the trip through the Warp, Michael had to be quiet to stop the Khornate cultists from killing him. When he arrived, Michael watched as a Great Unclean One used the power of Nurgle to make another camper disappear into thin air. Michael was then moved to another location, where a Slaaneshi daemon prince, called Bob the Nose Fucker attempted to kill Michael using his kinky Slaanesh methods after he failed to answer a question. Michael used his training to banish the Daemon Prince back into the Warp, then he ran for it and made his was to a transport and hijacked it, and destroyed the camp for good measure.
Upon arriving home, it was revealed that this was a test to see how strong Michael is, and he received a promotion, partially because another Inquisitor was fired shortly beforehand.
Sammy Whiteley TL;DR
How did you know
I was wondering why Aunt Rosie was a Great Unclean One.
Noice. But wait...why the hell does this comment have less likes than the one right below it, which dies nothing but reiterate part of the video and say how they laughed a lot at it. RUclips, can you answer that?
Sounds legit.
It took me several watches til I finally noticed Aunt Rosie eats Chickenpika's watermark at 1:04.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
I love when he says "Wood." no matter the context. It will always make me laugh.
Trick question: In Yeeshnesapswiss, they eat pure, uncut sus and drink unfiltered JoJ. Was Bob the Nose-Fucker Yeeshnesapswissian himself? Because if he wasn't, we can all concede it was truly remarkable that he knew what they eat in Yeeshnesapswiss, knowing how secretive the Yeeshnesapswissians are about their dietary needs.
Yeeshnesapswitzerland - the country
Yeeshnesapswiss - the nationality
"My toenails cut into the flesh of the motherfucker" -Michael Rosen 2013
More and more people in Britain today are using toenails as deadly weapons (that's really dangerous you know)
KER-BONK
KER-BONK
KER-PLAMS
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lol so funny
KER-BOOM
KER-BEWM
KER-PLUMS
This is what happens on a daily basis at some of Nurgle's temples. They pretend to be a summer camp so they can turn children into Great Unclean Ones by covering them with semen and other filth. Thankfully, Michael Rosen's family is a line of Space Marines, and he had come of age to begin his training, so he kills the priest in charge of converting him, steals one of the ships, and bombs the temple all to hell. It then turned out that his family knew about this, so they sent him there as a secret test as part of his training, and he passed with flying colors. His sister will undergo a similar test, and his brother passed his test just as he did.
More like Spess Mehreens, if you've seen ChickenPika's other videos.
Kibchi Redanlae I always imagined that the priest in charge of converting Michael was a Slaaneshi daemon prince.
Fucking heretics
I had a mouthful of coffee, then I started laughing, I couldn't swallow it, as you kept throwing hilarious things my way, I had no other choice but to spit it back in the mug, you my friend... RUINED A PERFECT BEVERAGE
haha! funny! :)
There are three possibilities:
1.) The head of the Malaysian Treasury Department.
2.) A retired professional juggler and convicted sex offender from Poland
3.) A friend of mine.
You get one guess. The fate of the world is depending on you.
Three possibilities for *WHAT*
It’s a trick. The answer is all three
What's impressive about your YTPs is that they're actually a story...
Subscribed.
Reverse sentence-mixing is incredible!
Hahaha. Thank you. Honestly, the only thing I think I might be better at than cs is Rosen sentence-mixing. As far as editing and overall video pacing, he blows me out of the water.
It's very nice of you to say, though.
Holy shit, Aunt Rosie is a Great Unclean One? No wonder Michael hated going to camp.
I loved that you used a Nurgle Greater Demon in your video to represent Aunt Rosie.
What do you mean "represent?"
Damn the chaos god Nurgle was at the summer camp!?
I agree. It's because I know these ones backwards and forwards, so I can actually sentence mix properly.
I had hoped that it WOULD.
"What do they eat in Yishshinosis?" I think it's called "The Doowylloh with Smulp"
Then, I remembered my special forces trainING.
I lost it at “ I used my special forces training”
1:05 The Great Unclean One!
Are you a fan of Warhammer then?
lol, that totally came out of no where XD
Cool Guy said " I don't want to." We never saw him again. One of the funniest sentences I've heard in a while!
reverse sentence mixing holy fuck ...
ka-PLUMS
This is my favorite of your videos
"Kaboom, Kaboom, Plums." and "My mum says, son." I couldn't stop laughing at those.
Perfect.
No wonder root negative uses you as an inspiration
I understand why this is in my recommended
I've missed your younger Michael poops, much better than the other ones.
If I recall correctly, fermented plum soup is a very common choice of food in Eieshzseziuofszous.
Alternative title: Michael Rosen's WW2 experience
That may have been the best ytp I've ever seen.
1:02 PAPA NURGLE!!
Scabeiathrax, actually. Close enough, though, since he looks just like Papa Nurgle, apparently.
...The fact that I was able to spell "Scabeiathrax" correctly the first time is probably grounds for a visit from the Inquisition.
Well it IS heresy after all. :-p
+ChickenPika but you never expect the Spanish inquisition
Harrybo's grandad?
Wow, you guys really liked that bit, huh? I'm glad.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
Huh?
Ka-PLUMBS
Hey man, what program do you use to move pictures around like at 1:05? Adobe After Effects?
After Effects is a bit overkill - you can use Premiere Pro :) use keyframes
I just use Sony Vegas for everything.
Sorry for the massively late response.
@@ChickenPika Can you tell me what the Reversed sentence mixing was meant to say? I could never completely understand it…
lol at the end with the backtracking it sounds like he says "My mum is a horny Miilf" XD
pretty sure it's supposed to. ;)
*Yeah, that was kind of what it was meant to say...*
1:03
THE HERESY MUST BE PURGED
1:31 THERE WAS SAUCE.
WHY.
SQUADALA!
WE'RE OFF!
That profile pic... NANI?
1:46
@@gavinj-lol oh my god, that's the best reply I've had yet on RUclips 😂😂
I really hoped it wouldn't be necessary to fiddle diddle you, actually I really hope I *wood.*
I COULDNT HANDLE THE FUCKING KA-PLUMS
KA-PLUMS!
Awesome, my grin was turned on during the whole video. It is humorous and funny. No oN can dislike this.
1:02 is that apart of rhe plan?
kebUUUm, kepIIm, kePLUMs.
I have yet to hear a bomb go kaPLUMS
1:08 Hey, it's the Forgeworld Plague Father....... continue.
If it involves murders or mad dog stuff, Michael seems to know how to do it.
anyone still watching these XD i love them so much
never let me see you again!
FLESH HARVESTERS.
Title Idea - Michael Rosen's Mad Camp Adventure
KABOOM KABOOM KAPLUMS
GREAT UNCLEAN ONE!! xDDD
Michael Rosen's parents brand him a heretic and send him to Papa Nurgle
Ker-PLAMZ !!! and 1:46, the funniest thing iv ever heard
..."pah-foo-haah-foo-haah-foo...nope." LOL
Really? I always thought cs188's sentence-mixing was pretty decent in most of his Rosen videos, just like these really.
Papa Nurgle, what are you doing here?
2:08 "ka-PLUMS" 😂😂🤣😂
1:41 DID YOU COPY SOMEONE?
"It had hope that it wood"
Jack Paesano
I think Root did that joke, but I'm pretty sure this one was first. Either way, I'm not even sure I'd watched any of her videos before I made this, and if I had seen that joke, I'd have mentioned the fact that she made it first.
ChickenPika Yes, I watched that video.
Also, did you copy the "WHOOOHW" from 1:46???
Great sentence mixing.
Choice number 3. Just here for my daily view!
Am I the only one to notice the train went from London to the red sea in like 10 seconds?
Where did you get that profile pic, I need it for research if you know what I mean.
Future Firefighter i need it too.
Captain Dave please tell him so i can find out too.
1:57 😂😂😂😂
SUPER GOOD boys and girls
My special forces training? Xd
Oh God, it took me ages to stop laughing my ass off at Michael's epic camp escape!
Ka plums! XD
Noice.
*click* Noice.
ka-plumz
best part
Kaboom, kaboom, kaplums!
Flesh harvesters, oooh, sounds gory. :D
Michael Rosen has special forces training!?
What does michael actually do?!
He's a childrens' author and poet.
Plums
KA-PUM KA-PUM KA-PLAMZ!
Kaplums
Grandpa nurgle
Smack not nice
I ment that in a funny way
Really good poop
‘Ka boom, Ka boom, Ka plums’
Who is this Alec person you speak of? (In Michael Rosen's voice) I wonder if he got a bag of PLAMZ for his birthday treat!
KaPLAMZ
1:21 did you purposely make the 'S' Whistle? Because I don't remember it being that loud.