Fair enough & I'll tell you. It's because I used my vagina neck as a breathing apparatus. And I figured out, what you had to do was snatch a quick breath through the snatch when she wasn't looking. [Mouth pop] Noice.
Oh man, I lost it at "I'm telling you this because.....actually I don't know why. Just eat your plum or there will be no breathing for a whole week"😂😂😂😂
@@greencrewmate3594 there is nothing wrong with swearing 'cause it's a common thing. We're living in the 21st century now, not the fucking medieval times.
Michael's last words at the end is literally one of the funniest things I have ever listened to in my 7-some years of watching RUclips Poop. I always come back to this video just for the last few seconds.
That's a question I've been trying to answer for a while. I assume you're talking about Hurricoaster's poops and other similar ones getting millions of views and mine getting so few, but I'm talking about my videos getting tens of thousands (in some case, hundreds of thousands) and other videos that are just as good not getting more than five thousand. Not saying mine are shit, but if there's a difference in quality, it's to my detriment and their benefit. The one thing I do think I'm better at than most is Rosen sentence-mixing, but for an example, look at one of 256PiAlternate's inspired story-driven poops compared to mine and weep for how many subscribers he doesn't have. And I don't even really think my sentence mixing is that much better than his. Argh.
"Look... that wasn't very "NOICEEE" "Your NECK makes little scratchy noises!" holy fuck tears were coming down my face from laughing so hard, ughh my god.. one of your absolute best chickenpika!
Oh god ChickenPika your the best at making these xD You make legit stories from your ytp's while others just have Michael Rosen breaking the sound or making weird noises, which is alright but these are better! Keep it Up!. 1 More thing. I juked and jyved around, that bitch! LOL
"My peenessss explOHHdead."
Oh, my God. This is gold.
TheAndrewj96 majestic
That was awkward
Tomato one or how i learnt to hate my mom😭😂😂
If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?
Fair enough & I'll tell you. It's because I used my vagina neck as a breathing apparatus. And I figured out, what you had to do was snatch a quick breath through the snatch when she wasn't looking. [Mouth pop] Noice.
NSPcrazY112 Wanna get married?
penis
NSPcrazY112 Due to your username, how pleased are you about eating food in the shower?
What, because I'm crazy, I like to eat in the shower?
Oh man, I lost it at "I'm telling you this because.....actually I don't know why. Just eat your plum or there will be no breathing for a whole week"😂😂😂😂
I lost it at the umbrella part.
*OH NO THIS IS HORRIBO! WHOA!*
"mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it" LOL!
"My penis exploded!"
"Oh no, this is horrible! Wo!"
"I juked and jived around that BITCH!"
That badass boast will never fail to get a laugh out of me.
*Mom tells him his neck looks like a snatch*
"That's when I go from BEING CHEERY to BEING F---ING FURIOUS"
XD
FUCKING*
The Joker he meant to leave it out.
Because of provanity
@@greencrewmate3594 there is nothing wrong with swearing 'cause it's a common thing. We're living in the 21st century now, not the fucking medieval times.
Shut up h
If Michael has a Vagina on his Neck, does that make him female
"Rest in peace Michael Rosen."
"I suppose I will..."
"Just eat your PLAM or there will be no BREATHING for a whole week!"
"Do you think I could talk to my babysitter that way?!?" Jesus Christ, Michael's mom had a fucked up childhood.
why... why would you do that? why would you make me laugh so hard?
Probably because it was my exact intention.
ChickenPika >Click< NOICE! :D
+ChickenPika
"I'm sorry, but I don't apologize"
+Vivace me too, me too
ChickenPika you kill me 😂😂
"Mum stuck an umbrella in my pee-hole and opened it."
I actually winced upon hearing that.
“My mum’s just given me a plum, and if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s my dad". DEAD XD
Michael's last words at the end is literally one of the funniest things I have ever listened to in my 7-some years of watching RUclips Poop. I always come back to this video just for the last few seconds.
“I gueeeees I wiiillllll…..”
How the fuck doesn't this guy have more subscriptions? I just subbed, watched four or five vids, and they're all gold!
"I juked and jived around that BITCH!" that part killed me. XD
eat your plum or there’ll be no BREATHING for a whole week
i don't understand why chicken pika isn't more popular
because the correlation between quality and popularity is nearly nonexistent
OrcSlayer74
I wish we could say it was inverse.
Yeah 35K subs is not enough
The awkward moment when Michael Rosen disobeys his mother for not eating a bag of plums
1:16 YAY I found the hidden nightmare material!
That final line was the cherry on top to completely burst out in laughter xD
LOL, that ending was hilarious.
It's freakin' hilarious when he says penis at 1:34. One could almost feel his pain.
“OH NO! THIS IS HORRIBLE! WHOA!” Crash Bandicoot confirmed!
No Breathing for a week!
Wow, Michael Rosen can hold his breath for a long time then...
Oh no, this is Harrybo
Little prick always trying to get us to feel sorry for him when his granddad dies.
Dammit Harrybo.
ChickenPika My hamster died as well :c
This had me in fucking stitches
Good!
...As long as thats a figure of speech. Otherwise, that's horrible.
I think this is an alternate universe since Michael doesn't like plums.
"mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it" XD
"Mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it"
Probably the most painful thing I have ever heard sentence mixed into a YTP.
1:30 when you get scarred for life because of you're imagination
Great big harry snatch :P
How come all the shit YT vids get the most views, and the best vids get the least views? It doesn't seem fair on YTPers
Because shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's a question I've been trying to answer for a while.
I assume you're talking about Hurricoaster's poops and other similar ones getting millions of views and mine getting so few, but I'm talking about my videos getting tens of thousands (in some case, hundreds of thousands) and other videos that are just as good not getting more than five thousand.
Not saying mine are shit, but if there's a difference in quality, it's to my detriment and their benefit. The one thing I do think I'm better at than most is Rosen sentence-mixing, but for an example, look at one of 256PiAlternate's inspired story-driven poops compared to mine and weep for how many subscribers he doesn't have.
And I don't even really think my sentence mixing is that much better than his.
Argh.
+ChickenPika ur the main ytper I watch! There could be better parts thou... But ur awesome at this! Stay determined!
+ChickenPika You're among the best YTPers out there. Alongside Gertilish, TheRumChum, EmpLemon, and DaThings1.
G.L. Seventh I would add Sire to that list as well.
yay! I found the hidden nightmare material!
Ainsley, you are the hidden nightmare material.
many thanks, now, you need to work that into your meat, give yer meat a good ol' rub!
Vallorie J Barker lol
0:00 and i already laughed so much. PlUmS
I was laughing non-stop the whole way through this :D
omg best ytp freaking EVER tysm.
first Rosen ytp i ever watched back around 2014, thus the start of my obsession
"Look... that wasn't very "NOICEEE" "Your NECK makes little scratchy noises!" holy fuck tears were coming down my face from laughing so hard, ughh my god.. one of your absolute best chickenpika!
''but it's true....your neck looks like...'' I'm crying lol
congratulations you found the hidden nightmare
Seriously like my fav youtuber ever. You're great man and keep making YTP's XD
This is one of the best ytps ive ever seen
‘’ when I was a girl I had to blow Ckhak for money’’
😂😂👌🏻 it killed me 😂😂
I suppose I will...
Harry snatch
Outstanding job all around, especially the ending.
0:30-0:35 XD
''and it makes little scratchy noises when you move like...'' *sandpaper noises* XD
This is my favorite of all time
Imagine Michael Rosen as a goldfish
"mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it" -that made me say OWWWW!!
Plums
That was a HORIBLE way to DIE.But...and this is a big but, it was FANTASTIC.
This is my favorite thing on the internet
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Oh god ChickenPika your the best at making these xD You make legit stories from your ytp's while others just have Michael Rosen breaking the sound or making weird noises, which is alright but these are better! Keep it Up!. 1 More thing.
I juked and jyved around, that bitch! LOL
Mind you, Michael never ate the plum either.
This was made with extra dirty sauce.
I suppose I wiiiillll...
R.I.P.
Eat the plum or NO breathing!!!!!
Subbed! :D
The title of the video is amazing
If you don't eat your plum then there'll be no BREATHING for a week
the "that wasn't very nice" thing, mixing the original sentence with the "*clap* nice" was awsome
great ytp
I regret finding the hidden nightmare material, but this was just incredible funny.
I'm telling you this because.... Well actually, I don't know WHY.
There should be an alternate UN universe where Michael hates chocolate cake lmao 😆
*UN is a typo
RIP Michael Rosen!
I suppose i will!
My Pea-ness exploded
if that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale michael?
Little scrachy noicees!
NO BREATHING FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
Ah yes. I, to, dance around the table when something I don't like the food.
*Goldfish*
You're the best Rosen pooper haha
is this the first time Michael hates plams? usually he's addicted to them.
1:16 found the hidden nightmare material! thanks so much I wasted 4 hours to get on the right frame
i was just watching a video about Creepypastas. that mindset made the end of this video kinda scary for me.
Take my finger stick it in, pull it out, taste it, *clacks tongue* NOICE!!!
I enjoyed it a lot... until it got to the umbrella. I don't think I've ever been more disturbed in my life.
Killed by an umbrella being stuck up your urethra then opened....
... O.o
Lolno.
Matter of opinion, though.
Luckily, it's not a contest.
I have to bite my wrists to keep from lauging out loud.
Wow, your ytps are amazing!
Michael Rosen can't die.
1:18 dang chickenpika you have some really good hearing i never would have noticed that.
King of YTPs :)
Do you think I could talk to my babysitter like that?
And then my mum said *mouth noises* GOLDFISH *more mouth noises*
I guess he had a rough childhood🙁
Mum stuck an umbrella in my pee whole and opened it. My peenesss explodead. Oh no this is horrible!!!!
16 people hated plums
i seriously couldn't breathe because it was so funny
no breathing!!!
Rest in piece
I love your rosen poops!!!
I cry every time
I thought Michael loves plums
If that's true, How come Michael is here to tell the tale?
My new favorite poop.