Pretty sure that's just an intellectual justification for interstellar racism. Like fuck, maybe everyone's quiet because they're living happily and sustainably in their home systems ya hyper paranoid dingus.
I like to think there is a friendly AI just saying hello (INSERT SPECIES HERE) you hav been categorized as enemies of our empire as such you are to be terminated goodbye.
That's a last resort; if we blow up their planets then we can't build factories, temples, and habitation skyscrapers there after we wipe out their civilization.
I just finished reading the three body problem trilogy, I live in constant fear of a hostile alien race picking up our radio signals, pinpointing our location, and they just lob a kinetic kill vehicle traveling at 80% the speed of light to take us out in an long afternoon. We need to either cease all electromagnetic communications or set up an early warning detection system several hundred AU from the solar system. This game we’re playing is high risk, low reward. We need to get smarter.
@@glennmatthews758 so post your worries as a general comment insted of ruining the song you dipshit. With behaviour like this it's no wonder aliens would decide to wipe us out. Bedsides that the 3 body probelm is a good science fiction book but it's hardly the pinical of existential horror.
@@glennmatthews758cut all connections to the rest of the universe period, we should stay in isolation until we can invent space travel and colonize as much of our solar system and milkyway as possible and also advance our weapons to.
My first run, I tried to be nice but apparently I wasn’t following Galactic Law. But my second playthrough was basically “we will wipe out their planets before they come for us!”
My first run (run that I actually knew what the stats meant) I was nice and became the galactic federations superpower. Funnily enough I was friends with the 2 other superpowers but I only had a military pact with 1. So when that one invaded the other one I was dragged into the war against them and their vassals (half the galaxy) and I was like (wtf man I Wanna be neutral) I then proceeded to single handedly collapse the super power which was No.2
I've only played pacifist and never intentionally started anything but always won anything I was forced into I've never had difficulties making nice work
When you are a Human Empire that chose: Militarist, Egalitarian, Xenophile, and other empires will not be your friend. In the good words of Captain Janeway: "When Diplomacy Fails, there is only one alternative: violence. Force must be applied without apology. its the Star fleet way." I usually get others to join me, but others need force to join or become your Vassal. lol
me being militarist xenophile egalitarian beating the shit out of a bunch of authoritarian space lizards cause they're using funky mushroom guys as slaves:
Xenophile is a lot different from xebophobic. Like how a pedophile is a lot different from a pedophobic. You might want to change your vocabulary before someone gets any ideas.
@@Corndog_Enthusiast Here's an idea: turn off the "I'm right! (even when I'm wrong! (ESPECIALLY when I'm wrong!))" segment of your addled brain & try rubbing your one & a half braincells together. He said xenophile because he meant xenophile. You didn't invent definitions: don't pretend you're the only person that understands them, as you clearly do not.
Indentured servitude, and after 50 years, i make them residents, but exempt from military services so we never get to a point where they get the chance to cripple our armies
niceee...tho Devouring swarm with traits: very strong, rapid breeder is also nice Determined Exterminator machine start isss also good thooo kinda expensive
"Do we have the fleets to stop the crisis?" "Yes, we can stop them swiftly and save countless billions of lives." "Ooooor we could just let them do their thing and clean out that area a bit!"
I’m a new player and I built my race to be (as my brother puts it) “The galactic space adorable” I’m so damn charismatic that no one can help but like and defend me.
I mean, the guy is just following the rather logical “dark forrest hypothesis”. Look it up if you don’t know what it is. Pretty frightening take on life in the universe.
On a deeper look at it though it's kind of self-contradictory considering that it'd most likely be impossible to eliminate a target at the revealed location without revealing yourself, meaning that it is not actually the safest option. And if we're having this discussion, then it is highly likely than any would-be aggressors are also having this conversation. Therefore, the ladder of fear posed by the hypothesis is essentially inverted into a ladder of trust, if only by necessity.
@@worldlinezero4783 Not just that, you're revealed ANYWAY just by being a high-tech civilisation. Organised emissions, oxygen and other life signatures in atmosphere, metallic structures, all of which you'd need to have before you could build interstellar weaponry. So, hundreds or thousands of years before you can attack, others can see you building to the point you could attack. And they likely were ready MILLIONS of years before you. No, the Dark Forest isn't likely.
@@worldlinezero4783 hi I read your theory and I just had to pigeon hole it ya know cuzz I’m that kind of troll anyway your mostly right if the aliens are like us in that they each have individual identities and not a hive mind or totalitarian govt where the decisions are made by very few. I’ve also read the dark Forrest theory as well and it’s implications are best put forth by Arthur C Clarke there are two possibilities either we are alone in the universe or we are not both possibilities are horrifying. Now having said that I kinda think aliens would only be interested in us of we posed a threat to them there’s so much real estate available in space that there’s probably little need for competition at least that’s my hope
So cliche to be a xenophobic, when you can be a spiritual pacifist who liberates people from their wrong thinking and still gets touted as the best example of the Galaxy. And the perfect candidate for the galactic Emperor. You don't have to genocide a whole empire when you can just convince them that their *disappearance* will be best for the rest of us 😀
@@infinityc2859 destruction/genocide of an entire species doesn't always have to be a physical one... Perhaps merely cultural or ideological destruction Or by convincing the Galaxies spiritual community that robots(or materialist) are merely shells for their specific demonic influences. Pushing both sides so that they can destroy each other while you sit back in a defensive stance and reap all the benefits of being an benevolent and peaceful emperor.
That movie was... something. But the humans having planet killing technology before they even became space fairing and targeting other civilizations was nice.
I gotta say the movie escape from planet Earth is pretty lacklustre, boring and doesn’t have that much wait to it excluding having a great voice cast. However, that “Ooh.” Never fails to crack me up. It’s like all the hints and possible suggestions of the general actual goals just clicked into the aliens head and he just realized how much he screwed up.
That the US government is more concerned with culture wars than their own living environment changing to become unsuitable for their continued occupation, a la Texas?
Ok but like it's extremely hard to play Stellaris as a civil and benevolent civilization. There's always some asshole coming out from nowhere to try stirring shit up with you.
Movie: Escape From Planet Earth
Bruh why the hell we got the same pfp
@@andresauce3300no you don't
@@IgnobleKinhold up
thx bro
the name of a roblox obby☠️
We all know that Stellaris is just a genocide simulator on a galactic scale.
Mixed up with Microsoft Paint
I prefer the term "Lag Reduction".
@@easternrebel1061 the xenos will never understand the truth, their deaths will save the Galaxy.
@@xxvaltielxx1789or maybe not save the galaxy but they death will save my pc
Yugoslav war simulator*
It all comes down to the dark forest
Pretty sure that's just an intellectual justification for interstellar racism. Like fuck, maybe everyone's quiet because they're living happily and sustainably in their home systems ya hyper paranoid dingus.
The most hilarious thing about this comment is the 1 hidden reply. Dark forest indeed
@@ElGreco15 you're being targeted as right now
A person of culture, I see.
DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT REPLY.
Sane players when one bad resolution passes:
Bro was feeling devious 💀💀💀
I approve 😂 I always play militaristic and xenophobic😅😊
If the aliens don't have pretty women they're getting glassed - Ghengis Khan
I like to think there is a friendly AI just saying hello (INSERT SPECIES HERE) you hav been categorized as enemies of our empire as such you are to be terminated goodbye.
Glory to the imperium of man !
Determined exterminator moment
Super Earth brings Liberty to the galaxy
Jesus loves you ! :)
@evanknight5167 You're mislead.
yeah, every single stellaris play has MULTIPLE such runs, no matter what
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
Imperium of man from warhammer 40k be like
That's a last resort; if we blow up their planets then we can't build factories, temples, and habitation skyscrapers there after we wipe out their civilization.
FOR THE EMPEROR, WOE TO THE HERETIC AND THE XENO SCUM!
"The xenos must be purged, for the stars are humanity’s birthright"
"Purge the heretic, the mutant, the alien"
Except this guys are better, MF can literally snipe planets
"Let the seas boil, let the stars fall"
Let the Galaxy burn!
"Though it takes the last drop of my blood!.."
"I will see this galaxy freed once more."
“And if I can’t save it from your failure father, THEN LET THE GALAXY BURN!”
im guessing... 40k quote?
@@theirishviking9278
Horus Heresy trailer, yes
Let's be xenophobic. It's really in this year.
Let's find a nasty alien race to fear
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
I just finished reading the three body problem trilogy, I live in constant fear of a hostile alien race picking up our radio signals, pinpointing our location, and they just lob a kinetic kill vehicle traveling at 80% the speed of light to take us out in an long afternoon. We need to either cease all electromagnetic communications or set up an early warning detection system several hundred AU from the solar system. This game we’re playing is high risk, low reward. We need to get smarter.
@@glennmatthews758 so post your worries as a general comment insted of ruining the song you dipshit. With behaviour like this it's no wonder aliens would decide to wipe us out. Bedsides that the 3 body probelm is a good science fiction book but it's hardly the pinical of existential horror.
@@glennmatthews758cut all connections to the rest of the universe period, we should stay in isolation until we can invent space travel and colonize as much of our solar system and milkyway as possible and also advance our weapons to.
Me running Xenophoic and purifiers traits on my empire motivating my people why we need to kill xenos before the xenos kill us
xenophile or xenophilic was what you where looking for there
@@Karait933 no it’s xenophobic
So Starship Troopers
so most of the imperal of man
Average Empire of mankind's citizens belike
THEYRE SAVAGES, SAVAGES!
BARELY EVEN SAPIENT!
SAVAGES, SAVAGES!
DRIVE THEM FROM THE STARS!
Their whole disgusting species' like a curse!
They're not like you and me, which means they must be evil!
We must sound the drums of war!
You who I called Emperor, how could you come to hate me so?
Fuuuuuuuuuck I did Prince of Egypt instead of Pocahontas
THEY’RE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME,
BIOLOGICALLY DIFFERENT!
LET THEM HEAR OUR WARSHIPS BLARE!
Me after watching Avatar (blue monkey cat people, not Air bender)
My first run, I tried to be nice but apparently I wasn’t following Galactic Law. But my second playthrough was basically “we will wipe out their planets before they come for us!”
My first run (run that I actually knew what the stats meant) I was nice and became the galactic federations superpower.
Funnily enough I was friends with the 2 other superpowers but I only had a military pact with 1.
So when that one invaded the other one I was dragged into the war against them and their vassals (half the galaxy) and I was like (wtf man I Wanna be neutral) I then proceeded to single handedly collapse the super power which was No.2
I've only played pacifist and never intentionally started anything but always won anything I was forced into I've never had difficulties making nice work
@@BobTheGrassBlock tech rushing is the only time I am pacifists. Battleship rush and rofflestomp with fast carriers.
@@BobTheGrassBlock nice is fun until you got like two or three of those hive mind devours next door and or until the lag hits you
Id be like: oh so im not following laws? BRING IT!
Imperial guard at its finest
Eleminatus, destructinatus, your planet just went exterminatus
EXTERMINATUS
GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR
On holy terra? Heretic!
Xenos
Translate to English💀
Humanity first
Lol I’ve seen this movie many years ago as a kid. You just reactivated a lost memory of mine
Title?
@@punk5hits escape from planet earth
@@steveben6412 thank you
@@punk5hits Wait what was the title? I saw this movie too
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Escape from Planet Earth
When you are a Human Empire that chose: Militarist, Egalitarian, Xenophile, and other empires will not be your friend. In the good words of Captain Janeway: "When Diplomacy Fails, there is only one alternative: violence. Force must be applied without apology. its the Star fleet way." I usually get others to join me, but others need force to join or become your Vassal. lol
me being militarist xenophile egalitarian beating the shit out of a bunch of authoritarian space lizards cause they're using funky mushroom guys as slaves:
@@heliveruscalion9124 darn right. Love me some funky mushrooms.
Xenophile is a lot different from xebophobic. Like how a pedophile is a lot different from a pedophobic. You might want to change your vocabulary before someone gets any ideas.
@@Corndog_Enthusiast i'm pretty sure they're using xenophile in the correct way
@@Corndog_Enthusiast Here's an idea: turn off the "I'm right! (even when I'm wrong! (ESPECIALLY when I'm wrong!))" segment of your addled brain & try rubbing your one & a half braincells together. He said xenophile because he meant xenophile. You didn't invent definitions: don't pretend you're the only person that understands them, as you clearly do not.
Humanity first
The only rule that matter in space.
Correction, "humanity ONLY".
No.
@@SudsyMedusa53
Nah, other species could prove beneficial allies
Indentured servitude, and after 50 years, i make them residents, but exempt from military services so we never get to a point where they get the chance to cripple our armies
@@thalmoragent9344 allies=slaves lol
Most mentally sane Paradox Interactive player:
"A safe galaxy, is a human galaxy" --Admiral Picard
Lol confederation earth
POV: humanity lost a frontier planet in a war
Turtling around his pet vassals as he sends a colossus to melt everyone else
Hey they are near to my border which is an act of war
True
Tell em to move their troops away from your borders every five seconds, you'll be fine
They are alive
This clearly indicates their hostility towards us
Fanatic purifier, Clone army origin, ascended so you only have 100 population, it’s a lot of fun you should try it 😂
niceee...tho Devouring swarm with traits: very strong, rapid breeder is also nice
Determined Exterminator machine start isss also good thooo kinda expensive
I did that as lithoids that went psionic, as well. Was... very effective.
Which Astartes Legion did you play as?
@@alistermanase2581 is that a 40k thing?
whit it you dont have any pop lag prob
from your own empire
the rest of the galaxy, is another story ;)
It’s simple
We eat the aliens
"Say nothing if you want me to eat the rest of that alien,"
*loud chewing*
Warhammer 40k memes be like
Listen, it ain't genocide if they ain't human
Hahahahaha
I don't know what you think genocide is
@@jumnei5159it's not genocide it's pest control
it can be called xenocide instead@@jumnei5159
Remember it's human rights
Violence isn't a solution. It's a question. And the answer is "yes".
😂
"The biggest threat to the galaxy?"
"The crisis..."
"OVERPOPULATION!"
"The biggest threat to playing experience?"
"The L-gate-"
"ENDGAME LAG"
"Do we have the fleets to stop the crisis?"
"Yes, we can stop them swiftly and save countless billions of lives."
"Ooooor we could just let them do their thing and clean out that area a bit!"
Can't have the simulation lagging can we?
ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH♥️
I’m a new player and I built my race to be (as my brother puts it) “The galactic space adorable” I’m so damn charismatic that no one can help but like and defend me.
I see a xenos and I just nuke, good luck with that cutiepie
Becoming the Prikiki won't save you from the Emperium
@@Kakarot64.
CRUSADES AWAY!!!!!
Now I have to name my next planet "Bob"
Titan AE
@@NeSeegerYep. The first movie (good movie, too) to name a planet 'Bob'. 👍
Be Excellent to each other and Party on. 🤘🎸😎
Fanatics xenophobes be like
I mean, the guy is just following the rather logical “dark forrest hypothesis”.
Look it up if you don’t know what it is. Pretty frightening take on life in the universe.
On a deeper look at it though it's kind of self-contradictory considering that it'd most likely be impossible to eliminate a target at the revealed location without revealing yourself, meaning that it is not actually the safest option. And if we're having this discussion, then it is highly likely than any would-be aggressors are also having this conversation. Therefore, the ladder of fear posed by the hypothesis is essentially inverted into a ladder of trust, if only by necessity.
@@worldlinezero4783 Not just that, you're revealed ANYWAY just by being a high-tech civilisation.
Organised emissions, oxygen and other life signatures in atmosphere, metallic structures, all of which you'd need to have before you could build interstellar weaponry.
So, hundreds or thousands of years before you can attack, others can see you building to the point you could attack.
And they likely were ready MILLIONS of years before you. No, the Dark Forest isn't likely.
@@worldlinezero4783 hi I read your theory and I just had to pigeon hole it ya know cuzz I’m that kind of troll anyway your mostly right if the aliens are like us in that they each have individual identities and not a hive mind or totalitarian govt where the decisions are made by very few. I’ve also read the dark Forrest theory as well and it’s implications are best put forth by Arthur C Clarke there are two possibilities either we are alone in the universe or we are not both possibilities are horrifying. Now having said that I kinda think aliens would only be interested in us of we posed a threat to them there’s so much real estate available in space that there’s probably little need for competition at least that’s my hope
@@worldlinezero4783 Asteroids and simple celestial mechanics. Aliens can never prove where it came from, or if it was intentional.
its not really logical, you can never hide yourself. Life has been detectable on earth and any other alien civilization for billions of years.
What’s the ost on the background?
It'd from the movie escape from planet earth
@@eagleeyeedit you know the name of the track?
@@notme3603no try looking for it in the movies sound track
@@notme3603 it's called "Fire up the Ship" and found in the secound half of the track
General Shanker did nothing wrong
HELLDIVERS INBOUND
So cliche to be a xenophobic, when you can be a spiritual pacifist who liberates people from their wrong thinking and still gets touted as the best example of the Galaxy. And the perfect candidate for the galactic Emperor. You don't have to genocide a whole empire when you can just convince them that their *disappearance* will be best for the rest of us 😀
Shit. That's devious and smart. I like it😆
"We will now take the undesirables into the
holy cleansing room."
Lmao convince them to be the meatshield for the crisis'.
Sounds cool but how is this actually accomplished in game? Convincing an empire to destroy itself is not really an option as far as I am aware.
@@infinityc2859 destruction/genocide of an entire species doesn't always have to be a physical one... Perhaps merely cultural or ideological destruction
Or by convincing the Galaxies spiritual community that robots(or materialist) are merely shells for their specific demonic influences. Pushing both sides so that they can destroy each other while you sit back in a defensive stance and reap all the benefits of being an benevolent and peaceful emperor.
“The biggest threat to planet Earth”
“Global warming”
“Aliens”
That one meteor: “Am I a joke to you?”
He's literally me fr
I mean, tbh, aliens would probably be the biggest threat to us if they find us one day.
Better find them first.
That movie was... something.
But the humans having planet killing technology before they even became space fairing and targeting other civilizations was nice.
SUFFER NOT THE XENO
I love how in this movie we built a death star before we managed to colonize any other body in the system
Checks out
HUMANITY DESERVES THE STARS AND WE SHALL CONQUER!
But can we handle what we deserve? I mean, stars are really, really hot.
@@malcontender6319What if we wear oven mitts?
"Cause the Safe Galaxy is a Human Galaxy!"
_General James T Kirk of Confederation of Earth.
This guy and the emperor would get along famously
Tamest fanatic purifier
"Kill the mutant, the alien, the heretic"
You know, I never expected to see the Dark Forest Hypothesis presented in a comedic manner. But, well, here we are
Mr Lopez is the absolute greatest
Like What Oceania said:
"war is peace."
Freedom is slavery
@@Bowtiethesilly2023 Ignorance is strength
Nooooo!!! GARY
Time to hunt some xenophob
IDK that Guy is speaking pure facts
hahaha star war's
The dark forest
Me always playing Xenophile and with Politics and Diplo traditions: I Am the Senate
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Humanity first!
People that instantly thought of helldivers 😂
👇
Humanity first
This guy is the personification of the dark forest concept
I gotta say the movie escape from planet Earth is pretty lacklustre, boring and doesn’t have that much wait to it excluding having a great voice cast. However, that “Ooh.” Never fails to crack me up. It’s like all the hints and possible suggestions of the general actual goals just clicked into the aliens head and he just realized how much he screwed up.
I am more like: Congratulations! You will now join the robotic hive mind :)
Ultimate racism ever known
POV you have the xenophobia trait on your empire
Humanity first xeno last...unless they're none rebellious and provide cheap labor :)
Man, why don't alien visit us? Hmmm
I'm doing fast response needed Stellaris warfare.
Death to the Xenos! Glory to the God Emperor!
You better start running when the ACADEMY starts raiding your systems
Activating protocol... *Determined Exterminator*.... SEEK LOCATE ERADICATE
No Hollywood movie can go untouched without having to portray one of their messages.
That the US government is more concerned with culture wars than their own living environment changing to become unsuitable for their continued occupation, a la Texas?
It’s a good message imo
Purge those dirty heretics.
Its not genocide if they aren’t human.
It's pest controle
They didn't sign the geneva convention soo...
Dark forest in it's finest
I learned how to matrix people as robots
Currently watching this while my fleet glasses are planet😂
Bro i watched this when i was a child and i watch this movie 70 times lol now i like this movie lol
"Global warming" 😂😂😂
What movie is this called?
Escape from planet earth
Helldivers 2 lore:
agreed
Come on now, who hasn't just said "Exterminate them....all" in the Emperors voice?
I prefer to put they planets under a impenetrable shield.
Literally my friends first playthrough
Average Robot main when they decide to go, Terminator, on all living creatures:
*This RUclips Shorts comment is pending investigation on charges of treason*
@@jimijenkins2548 “HANK, HANK, WAKE UP! THE DEMOCRACY OFFICER FOUND US!”
@@Higher-Ground "Get the dark fluid"
Ok but like it's extremely hard to play Stellaris as a civil and benevolent civilization. There's always some asshole coming out from nowhere to try stirring shit up with you.
Spawning next to a fallen empire, devouring swarm, and 2 pirate nations...... wouldn't have it any other way 😌
What is the movie?
Escape from planet earth
Star wars
Warhammer 40k
They foresaw the future with this one.
Alien/Xeno = Death
Not under my flag? = Death
Not a friend? = Death
Giant Space Xeno? = Exterminatus
I just watched this movie 😂
💀💀💀