PS5 VS GIRLFRIEND I Have To Pick

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  • Опубликовано: 23 июн 2021

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @anaman6960
    @anaman6960 2 года назад +23664

    When I touch the PS5 it always gets turned on.

  • @joshuaford9986
    @joshuaford9986 4 месяца назад +4977

    Women will leave you, but a ps5 will stay and never leave the table

    • @r9fahdr9
      @r9fahdr9 4 месяца назад +91

      I dunno bout that, but as a deprived man I would go for booty on this one

    • @ravirosmarys301
      @ravirosmarys301 3 месяца назад +23

      It will leave you once a successor comes out

    • @isekso9843
      @isekso9843 3 месяца назад +64

      ​@@ravirosmarys301
      That would be us leaving the ps5 and go for the next gen..... wouldn't it?

    • @ravirosmarys301
      @ravirosmarys301 3 месяца назад

      @@isekso9843 yeah, which means men will leave women and go for next ones, wouldn't they??? Especially if said women were hot. Which means the original comment has a deficiency in its structure and meaning. Don't be like the woman in the video, don't be an idiot. Don't compare humans with mere things that said humans created

    • @calicoesblue4703
      @calicoesblue4703 3 месяца назад +3

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣

  • @HisDudeness2020
    @HisDudeness2020 13 дней назад +320

    A PS5 never says, "not tonight, I have a headache."

  • @roshjohncoolnotmuch296
    @roshjohncoolnotmuch296 Месяц назад +133

    Someone once told me “metal is better then plastic”

  • @musiclaboratory9694
    @musiclaboratory9694 3 года назад +5253

    The game system is more likely to cooperate for longer.

    • @yo-ma7701
      @yo-ma7701 3 года назад +132

      Also have hours of pleasure playing games rather then an 45 min max with women.

    • @spencerneely6624
      @spencerneely6624 3 года назад +65

      You can play with multiple people at a time

    • @theeagleg674
      @theeagleg674 3 года назад +61

      And not talk back

    • @XxHe_artxX
      @XxHe_artxX 3 года назад +8

      GOOTEEEM! Haha

    • @TravelGuide20
      @TravelGuide20 3 года назад +6

      @@spencerneely6624 lmao

  • @lordreavanplays43
    @lordreavanplays43 Год назад +3776

    If ur girlfriend tells you to choose between her and a PS5, you’re dating the wrong person

    • @ashokechatterjee
      @ashokechatterjee Год назад +157

      well said bro 👍

    • @valitsemllaluokanavahyvaks3556
      @valitsemllaluokanavahyvaks3556 Год назад +118

      I will never quit playing games in my life. So its a easy decision for me if i had to make a choice :DD.

    • @lordreavanplays43
      @lordreavanplays43 Год назад +81

      @@valitsemllaluokanavahyvaks3556 Even easier choice for me, I don't have a girlfriend :p

    • @CC-ly3rg
      @CC-ly3rg Год назад +32

      That’s why I am Maidenless

    • @RAMZAVFX
      @RAMZAVFX Год назад +7

      Based

  • @lilDerango976
    @lilDerango976 28 дней назад +88

    I hate when a woman acts like this 😡😡😡

  • @TigerOni1996
    @TigerOni1996 16 дней назад +40

    These comments are deep 🤣

  • @_Shinks_
    @_Shinks_ 2 года назад +2956

    "Don't treat woman like objects, they can do that themselves" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shineinouzen7412
    @shineinouzen7412 2 года назад +6170

    The PS5. Cause it only play games when you want it to.

  • @honestjohn7513
    @honestjohn7513 7 дней назад +7

    Doggy style while playing call of duty on ps5 = dogs of war

  • @whataburgers12
    @whataburgers12 Месяц назад +9

    Yeah the ps5, we tired of hearing after 3 minutes " I'm done babe"

  • @zainaisami1670
    @zainaisami1670 2 года назад +3410

    Never compare yourself with a ps5...
    You'll always lose..

  • @undrgrnd_hut2692
    @undrgrnd_hut2692 2 года назад +3949

    If a girls makes you choose between a ps5 or her she’s for the streets.

    • @Jorge_Jones
      @Jorge_Jones 2 года назад +101

      In Australia, spoof is slang for semen. Sorry mate. Lol

    • @jeromebrandon4014
      @jeromebrandon4014 2 года назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @kevinmorin3026
      @kevinmorin3026 2 года назад +32

      Cause she knows a real man aint pickin vidoe games over her 😂

    • @pvsweetypie
      @pvsweetypie 2 года назад +283

      @@kevinmorin3026 A real man gets to have both lil boy

    • @chasej3636
      @chasej3636 2 года назад +125

      If anyone make me choose between something I enjoy doing or them they are not going to be in my life

  • @reiniergarcia
    @reiniergarcia 15 дней назад +7

    A PS5 will never force you to help her shopping for hours looking for a F purse.

    • @XakuX9
      @XakuX9 6 дней назад

      😂😂

  • @adamschiel9097
    @adamschiel9097 12 дней назад +10

    The video games over a ratchet with a busted attitude

    • @Coolbens-ph7sj
      @Coolbens-ph7sj 9 дней назад

      Ratchet with a busted additude?
      RATCHET AND CLANK😵

    • @Luca-La-Rosa
      @Luca-La-Rosa День назад

      ​@@Coolbens-ph7sj you never heard of rachet and clank 1 ps1 the glitch were the womans boobs grow

  • @theconsolethief
    @theconsolethief 2 года назад +5605

    PS5 lifespan: 6-8 years
    Relationship with ya girl: Probably less than a year
    The choice is clear

    • @bighunnit7061
      @bighunnit7061 2 года назад +338

      Shid I got a PS3 that's still functional 💯 That PS5 gone get buddy through a couple relationships 🤣

    • @LordSpawn1978
      @LordSpawn1978 2 года назад +70

      90 days at best

    • @TheWutangclan1995
      @TheWutangclan1995 2 года назад +220

      Cost and maintenance
      PS5: 70 dollars for a new game you like once in a while
      Girlfriend: 700 dollars every night.

    • @juicymuscprod9624
      @juicymuscprod9624 2 года назад +23

      @@bighunnit7061 Sameeee, tho I'm saving up for the ps5. Need about 2 weeks till I can afford it.

    • @rondes4754
      @rondes4754 2 года назад +23

      Lool both my xbox360 and PS4 are working lool

  • @MacAndCheeseXD
    @MacAndCheeseXD 2 года назад +3445

    The fact she’s trying to compete with a playstation says everything EDIT: i can confirm i have obtained a PS5 recently

    • @cassandrakite4957
      @cassandrakite4957 2 года назад +130

      Wit that ugly outfit👎a blind man can see through what she do,every video she's wearing short ass shorts,squatting, and wearing the same grey pants over and over...Soon as she gain weight he'll leave her for someone else that will show it off for tik tok

    • @ScholarlyCynic
      @ScholarlyCynic 2 года назад +144

      @@cassandrakite4957 Damn bro who hurt you

    • @Dailyblazer19
      @Dailyblazer19 2 года назад +97

      @@ScholarlyCynic man speaking big FAX!!!

    • @jsanch5
      @jsanch5 2 года назад +28

      @@Dailyblazer19 frrrrr

    • @seynpurrp
      @seynpurrp 2 года назад +18

      @@cassandrakite4957 preach 🙌🤝

  • @chalinosanchez8113
    @chalinosanchez8113 Месяц назад +32

    Haha she thinks she’s hot?

    • @user-kh9wt9qz2u
      @user-kh9wt9qz2u 8 дней назад +13

      She is though

    • @kishinsa-x5861
      @kishinsa-x5861 7 дней назад +1

      She is very beautiful, but i've gamed for my entire life. I would be forced to flip a coin to decide.

    • @m0korvac
      @m0korvac 7 дней назад

      Dude where you been? She is hot...

    • @XakuX9
      @XakuX9 6 дней назад

      @@kishinsa-x5861 same tho💀

    • @jonnyhull7860
      @jonnyhull7860 2 дня назад

      @@kishinsa-x5861 lol

  • @dustinparria8927
    @dustinparria8927 Месяц назад +4

    "Be careful now, girl............"😂😂😂

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 6 месяцев назад +1649

    A girlfriend only provides an hour of fun. PS5 provides at least 10 hours of fun. PS5 it is.

    • @Matt_567
      @Matt_567 5 месяцев назад +41

      The Xbox is more fun than the ps5 because it has better performance, game pass, and backwards compatibility that sony would never add because their the grediest company ever

    • @richardwillson101
      @richardwillson101 5 месяцев назад +116

      ​@Matt_567 😂 oh, we found our 12 year old fanboy.
      Let's not forget how Microsoft nearly killed the Xbox entirely by going "digital only".
      Thankfully customer kickback forced them to change.

    • @Matt_567
      @Matt_567 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@richardwillson101 at least you're not paying $70 dollars for playstation plus because sony is not loyal to their customers

    • @me-ib2zb
      @me-ib2zb 4 месяца назад +1

      Your dumb. ​@@Matt_567

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 4 месяца назад +29

      ​@@Matt_567 With what award winning exclusive games?

  • @RangerOfTheEast00
    @RangerOfTheEast00 9 месяцев назад +938

    Ps5
    1. Will not give me unnecessary drama
    2. Won't cheat on me
    3. Won't wreck me in divorce court

    • @jeffhardyToF99
      @jeffhardyToF99 6 месяцев назад +20

      😂

    • @The-real-Elyas
      @The-real-Elyas 6 месяцев назад

      @joelgarcia3440but you still want to play😈😉

    • @jesseherring4745
      @jesseherring4745 6 месяцев назад +40

      ​@joelgarcia3440but the good feature of the console is that it will not nag at you like the woman unless you have narration turn on but with the PS5 comes the setting to turn it off which actually works unlike the woman

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 6 месяцев назад

      Bro your maidenless a$$ didn’t have a choice anyway.😂

    • @Andriy...
      @Andriy... 6 месяцев назад +4

      👍😎

  • @infj-tguy6275
    @infj-tguy6275 9 дней назад +2

    Alot of gals in 2024 are full of bugs and glitches, a ps5 comes brand new

  • @BMW_Supra_king261
    @BMW_Supra_king261 19 дней назад +3

    I Like PS5 🗿☠️ BUT I HATED GF🍑

  • @answer3014
    @answer3014 Месяц назад +1169

    A PS5 never yelled at me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @amit_patel654
      @amit_patel654 Месяц назад +27

      Unless the fans start up 😂

    • @Kopester
      @Kopester Месяц назад +15

      @@amit_patel654 That ain’t screaming, it’s a jet engine 🤣🤣

    • @arnold83a
      @arnold83a Месяц назад

      Play all ways ps 5 never complains😅😅😅

    • @Tripstarkayz-2066
      @Tripstarkayz-2066 27 дней назад

      @@arnold83a lolzz

    • @SDGxNPC
      @SDGxNPC 20 дней назад +5

      The only console that’s ever yelled at me was a SEGA

  • @3nineteen319
    @3nineteen319 3 года назад +1393

    Take the PS5. You have a high probability of losing everything choosing the other thing.

  • @billyblack3712
    @billyblack3712 7 дней назад +1

    When you ask the PS5, "What do you bring to the table?" Its response is, "Myself"
    When you ask her, "What do you bring to the table?" Her response is, "I am the table."
    So there should be perfect synergy, but it never works out 😅

  • @CloudingITS
    @CloudingITS 8 дней назад +2

    i can last more than a day with a ps5 rather than 10 seconds with a woman

  • @lucasmozard1321
    @lucasmozard1321 2 года назад +753

    All I’m saying is that… my ps5 never made me choose between “it” and my girl 😂

    • @superse3000
      @superse3000 Год назад

      Nah it’s the girl that wants the ps5 OUT

    • @WarmPillowForever
      @WarmPillowForever Год назад +4

      Lol

    • @kundalwando7683
      @kundalwando7683 Год назад +4

      Truth

    • @HOURLYSNIPES
      @HOURLYSNIPES Год назад +5

      On god😂

    • @jamesdlegacy8728
      @jamesdlegacy8728 27 дней назад

      All I know is that my PS5 stays on and ready to be played with and never makes excuses or gets headaches or doesn't feel like it. Damn, doesn't tell maybe later or it's that time of the week.

  • @harry8912
    @harry8912 2 года назад +1662

    PS5, doesn’t bitch, need money, or annoy when you’re tired or upset.

    • @trickythetrickster9307
      @trickythetrickster9307 2 года назад +208

      PS5 needs money, but I get the point

    • @xXlGhostFreaklXx
      @xXlGhostFreaklXx 2 года назад +39

      @@trickythetrickster9307 was gonna say the same😅

    • @witchclub
      @witchclub 2 года назад +28

      I smell incel vibes from that comment

    • @coreessentials7584
      @coreessentials7584 2 года назад +14

      I mean technically it needs a bit of money

    • @dividebyzero6722
      @dividebyzero6722 2 года назад +38

      @@witchclub Nobody cares what you smell so shut it

  • @JES0484
    @JES0484 18 часов назад +1

    A PS5 never gets a headache.

  • @wrathchildrocks
    @wrathchildrocks 18 дней назад +6

    with a head like that ill take the ps5

  • @dellacast7318
    @dellacast7318 2 года назад +2770

    “This is dumb, why would I choose a low quality piece of plastic designed to entertain really stupid people, over a ps5?”
    -Ray William Johnson

    • @deathwish374
      @deathwish374 2 года назад +45

      Oof

    • @shafayatiftekhar9715
      @shafayatiftekhar9715 2 года назад +131

      For a second I thought u wrote about the ps5 but then I saw that you supported ps 5 sigma move right there

    • @warlord007
      @warlord007 2 года назад +34

      You nailed it bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AARIV
      @AARIV 2 года назад +36

      You had me in the first half

    • @meme_god4039
      @meme_god4039 2 года назад +44

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @aikawamood
    @aikawamood 2 года назад +1346

    "A girlfriend is temporarly but the boys are forever"
    -Me

    • @Koji2x
      @Koji2x 2 года назад +19

      Nice quote im going to use this

    • @aikawamood
      @aikawamood 2 года назад +33

      @@Koji2x lmao have fun but dont forget to credit me 👀

    • @dddurk123456789
      @dddurk123456789 2 года назад +5

      facts!

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 2 года назад +8

      Yeah besides people can be unsure if a relationship will last even if they’ve been together for 3/4 years

    • @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78
      @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78 2 года назад +4

      Both are temporary

  • @timothy4727
    @timothy4727 3 дня назад +2

    30 seconds of fun vs years of fun with the boys.. yeah I think ima go with the ps5

  • @pkzl5700
    @pkzl5700 7 дней назад

    PS5 ain’t ever yelled at me

  • @xavierhunter3212
    @xavierhunter3212 3 года назад +908

    I would pick anything that doesn't give me an ultimatum

  • @iacorianus
    @iacorianus 2 года назад +664

    "Booty is temporary. PlayStation 5 is forever."
    - Tosha St. Patrick

    • @andjelkovicjasmin2954
      @andjelkovicjasmin2954 2 года назад +14

      No, I have my ps4 since 2014 or since 2015 and it's partially broke but it still works.

    • @maxpain4501
      @maxpain4501 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jetstreamsam6521
      @jetstreamsam6521 2 года назад

      Booty is temporary, halo is infinite

    • @yuppieMa
      @yuppieMa 2 года назад +5

      Forever until ps6 is released

    • @steveschu
      @steveschu 2 года назад +2

      The hell it is not.

  • @James-ef1vb
    @James-ef1vb 7 дней назад +2

    One nags, leeches your money and food directly off your plate, the other brings joy, does technically leech money but doesn’t nag or yell at you for not giving it 5min of attention

  • @codycray8461
    @codycray8461 12 дней назад +2

    I genuinely think the only kind of people that could find this stuff entertaining is teens or people with god awful attention spans. I don’t even understand how this stuff gets in my recommended.

  • @TheOwlTheOne
    @TheOwlTheOne 2 года назад +1428

    Women: “we are not objects”
    Also women: “Look at me, i come with better features than a ps5”

    • @theabominator2152
      @theabominator2152 2 года назад +125

      They say: “Do not treat women likes objects, they can do that themselves.” 😂

    • @CheesusTheRatJesus
      @CheesusTheRatJesus 2 года назад +14

      What like an attitude and a huge price tag

    • @SiriButDumb
      @SiriButDumb 2 года назад +35

      I hope most women aren’t like this, cause I’m not

    • @Thruthkear
      @Thruthkear 2 года назад +21

      Better features? That’s false advertisement.

    • @theabominator2152
      @theabominator2152 2 года назад +31

      @@SiriButDumb It’s only the ones in social media, don’t worry.

  • @damien1202
    @damien1202 2 года назад +1382

    “I'm worried that RUclips shorts are turning
    into degenerate TikTok cringe, please spread
    the word”

    • @danielespin9125
      @danielespin9125 2 года назад +5

      @@ogpage972 nice spelling there

    • @vincentthekeeper2163
      @vincentthekeeper2163 2 года назад +6

      You're "worried" 😆 It was Tik Tok cringe minute 1.

    • @NDwhITeBoYZ
      @NDwhITeBoYZ 2 года назад +28

      @@danielespin9125 welcome to the internet, where most people aren’t neurotic ocd tweaks checking everything they type, or give a shit about grammar. You understood what he meant

    • @Bmbmq
      @Bmbmq 2 года назад +1

      I shall spread the word with my life

    • @meloo9065
      @meloo9065 2 года назад +1

      We already here

  • @Plumsforlife34
    @Plumsforlife34 Месяц назад

    Bro got calm when she picked up his ps5💀

  • @jeans8607
    @jeans8607 7 дней назад +1

    I seen my BM lift my PS up and slammed it to ground until it broke. I never knew why. I still have PTSD from that night.

  • @namedclaiming821
    @namedclaiming821 Год назад +691

    The sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
    The curves and shape everything is perfect
    Oh and the girl is ok

  • @otikokoso1956
    @otikokoso1956 3 года назад +346

    30 seconds pleasure vs unending pleasure

    • @thestcroixkid
      @thestcroixkid 3 года назад +15

      You're doing it wrong...

    • @otikokoso1956
      @otikokoso1956 3 года назад +31

      Everything else before penetration is a waste of time

    • @thestcroixkid
      @thestcroixkid 3 года назад +16

      @@otikokoso1956 thankyou for proving my point...

    • @otikokoso1956
      @otikokoso1956 3 года назад +28

      Meh we bang quickly to return to the game.

    • @dacngo4164
      @dacngo4164 3 года назад +6

      Should say 30 seconds pleasure vs unending nagging.

  • @TheOfficialMateoPlays
    @TheOfficialMateoPlays 3 дня назад +1

    One gives fun, and the other gives pain.

  • @osirisynwa8397
    @osirisynwa8397 14 дней назад +6

    My man was destined to play alone with his joystick. One way or another lol.

    • @williammcleroy558
      @williammcleroy558 14 дней назад +4

      Sometimes that's for the best. Playing with your joystick won't get you into a child support or alimony situation and costs a heck of a lot less in the long run. Even if it is a bit lonely. 😂😂😂

    • @osirisynwa8397
      @osirisynwa8397 12 дней назад +2

      @williammcleroy558 absolutely!!!! Have to avoid those traps man.

  • @sparky7523
    @sparky7523 5 месяцев назад +906

    PS5
    1. More Loyal
    2. Significantly cheaper
    3. Does not require you to be Psychic
    4. No drama
    5. Doesn’t use you
    6. Does not lie to you
    The Ps5 is without a doubt the best choice.

    • @Kerku386
      @Kerku386 4 месяца назад +20

      There is drama and it kinda does use you when you need to pay for ps plus. Not sure about the lying tho and definitely is cheaper

    • @DarrellGrant-nw5nu
      @DarrellGrant-nw5nu 4 месяца назад +8

      So true 🤣

    • @ZawakatsuSensei
      @ZawakatsuSensei 4 месяца назад +5

      Fact 🤧

    • @nighurt478
      @nighurt478 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Kerku386cheaper my ass 3 games a month is bad

    • @Kerku386
      @Kerku386 4 месяца назад +1

      @@nighurt478 Well that depends

  • @MGM261
    @MGM261 Год назад +738

    You can always get another girl. But the connection between a man and his gaming system. That's something special 😂

    • @SoulDead777
      @SoulDead777 Год назад +14

      То чувство когда приставка понимает тебя лучше чем твои родные 😂

    • @cobrakai388
      @cobrakai388 Год назад +2

      AMEN, AMEN, AAAAAAMEEEENNNN!!!!

    • @faroutmydude5965
      @faroutmydude5965 Год назад +1

      🤌🏽🤌🏽

    • @tucrushxd7611
      @tucrushxd7611 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @brianmalone28
      @brianmalone28 Год назад

      Epic

  • @anthonyfiorito3359
    @anthonyfiorito3359 3 дня назад +1

    Don't touch my systems if you don't want to get laid out

  • @ethelberht985
    @ethelberht985 10 дней назад +9

    100% booty over the ps5 LMAO

  • @Mighty-VizioN
    @Mighty-VizioN Месяц назад +654

    A woman will cost you a hell of a lot more than the PS5. Financially, mentally, and emotionally 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelguernsey7925
      @michaelguernsey7925 Месяц назад

      Exactly. We Don't Need Women To Destroy Our Lives As Men. As A Man Once You Get Married To A Women It's Going To Be Hell. A Divorce To A Woman Would Be A Bitch To Overcome As A Man.

    • @azerredits
      @azerredits 24 дня назад +28

      you forgot physically 💀💀

    • @lionheart9627
      @lionheart9627 18 дней назад +2

      Facts

    • @Killuminati-X
      @Killuminati-X 17 дней назад +3

      Lol physically it happened to me

    • @ED-209UHD
      @ED-209UHD 14 дней назад +1

      She’s a full on narcissist

  • @andywhite4111
    @andywhite4111 2 года назад +311

    The PS5 doesn't tell me it's got a headache whenever I try to play with it. It also rewards me with trophies to let me know that I'm getting better at playing with it.

  • @3AMREVIEWS
    @3AMREVIEWS 10 дней назад +1

    Ha! Even if he chose her, that same fate would come to that ps5 eventually.

  • @velocitygmd
    @velocitygmd Месяц назад +2

    Red flag. Break up with her

  • @LINKchris87
    @LINKchris87 Год назад +395

    She will never fail you and if she does, you can buy an exact identical twin for a few hundred bucks.
    Love you, PS5.

    • @hiddenhope7569
      @hiddenhope7569 Год назад +7

      Nothing like a loyal man. 😌 💪

    • @male_enjoyer
      @male_enjoyer Год назад

      Same thing for the woman, you can buy another one for a few bucks

    • @linoxsama2641
      @linoxsama2641 Год назад

      I like that answer 😉

    • @jamesdlegacy8728
      @jamesdlegacy8728 27 дней назад +2

      Hell you can buy two of her and she will never get jealous if you switch to the other HDMI mode to play with her twin.

  • @rsgomez
    @rsgomez Год назад +389

    You can always get a girl. They never run out of stock.

  • @ARJANedit
    @ARJANedit 2 дня назад +2

    PS5

  • @Sawyer_Krall
    @Sawyer_Krall 11 дней назад +1

    Let her do it and sue her for property damage

  • @RedRexMMA
    @RedRexMMA Год назад +623

    I rather have a console then a controller.
    -david the baker

  • @enenrax
    @enenrax 2 месяца назад +467

    3 minutes of fun vs 3 hours

    • @hanbill
      @hanbill Месяц назад +21

      fair.... fair

    • @2greenify
      @2greenify Месяц назад +26

      3 minutes... that includes 4 play right?

    • @ROCKETS2965
      @ROCKETS2965 Месяц назад +15

      I’m taking the 3 minutes lol.

    • @chillax-np6wz
      @chillax-np6wz Месяц назад +2

      Fun

    • @enenrax
      @enenrax Месяц назад +5

      @@2greenify It's just 3 minutes without adding anything, just do the work and that's it.

  • @epicgaming8
    @epicgaming8 Месяц назад +1

    A person most likley to break up with you and has anger issues VS 4k 60fps online multiplayer with all your friends, and endless amounts of entertainment. Games include: Minecaft, Spiderman, Fall guys, Garfield kart, etc. PS5 obviously wins.

  • @theapexassassin519
    @theapexassassin519 День назад +1

    I hope Brother caught the ps5 before she broke it because if not, then he will need to waste more money just to play with the boys

  • @VupzyPlays
    @VupzyPlays 8 месяцев назад +559

    If a girl makes you choose between her and your hobbies then I don’t want that girl in my life.

    • @abdoucisse894
      @abdoucisse894 6 месяцев назад +22

      Bro it’s a joke

    • @Jay-son.
      @Jay-son. 6 месяцев назад +45

      Men take their gaming very seriously, women shouldn't be asking stupid questions like that, obviously we're going to pick the ps5.

    • @fuego123
      @fuego123 6 месяцев назад +21

      ​@abdoucisse894 its a joke but there are woman like this

    • @UltimateTS64
      @UltimateTS64 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@abdoucisse894 We know, but still holds true regardless. My sisters thought I'd never get a gf until I gave up gaming.

    • @micklarsson117
      @micklarsson117 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@UltimateTS64But remember bro's before hoe's

  • @UhmActually.
    @UhmActually. 2 года назад +427

    "I would rather have a PS5 than just a controller."

  • @turtleselvas9837
    @turtleselvas9837 17 дней назад

    She said "what do you think it's going to happen" 😂

  • @_Danny_boy
    @_Danny_boy 6 дней назад

    “Bee's don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit”. 💯

  • @johnnyjoestar1184
    @johnnyjoestar1184 2 года назад +133

    Women: we're not objects
    Also women on socials:

    • @Romanov_Haircuts
      @Romanov_Haircuts 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @postbyte1
      @postbyte1 2 года назад +4

      100% this

    • @Jippurokku
      @Jippurokku 2 года назад +4

      Yeah they clearly dunno wtf equality is they think it's means give me everything

    • @carlitosway5204
      @carlitosway5204 2 года назад +3

      yeah like wtf is wrong with females nowadays

  • @joshuacola2033
    @joshuacola2033 2 года назад +444

    women: WOMEN AREN’T OBJECTS! STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN!
    also women:

    • @9mycool
      @9mycool 2 года назад +28

      It's crazy man lol

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 2 года назад +10

      RIGHT? How dare women have a sense of humor and film funny videos!

    • @SpeedDemon_Editzzz
      @SpeedDemon_Editzzz 2 года назад +36

      @Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🔥savage mate

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 2 года назад +7

      @Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? ...and bumped into an incel?

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 2 года назад +2

      @@SpeedDemon_Editzzz lol you must've had a soft life.

  • @carlitosway5204
    @carlitosway5204 11 дней назад +1

    Man this side of the internet is just stupid

  • @backslash1233
    @backslash1233 25 дней назад

    “The boys again?!” 💀😂😂😂

  • @nefty018
    @nefty018 6 месяцев назад +262

    The PS5 will appreciate your accomplishments by awarding you with trophies.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 4 месяца назад +6

      THIS!!!

    • @kervet6046
      @kervet6046 4 месяца назад +4

      😂 thanks for the laugh

    • @davnan73
      @davnan73 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @mickehog76
    @mickehog76 Год назад +477

    Girlfriends will come and go. But a consol stays.

    • @richardlovelace8134
      @richardlovelace8134 Год назад +40

      One random arguement could end a long relationship, but no matter how many times I scream at that television, the system forgives. 😊

    • @Ayo_Bruh22
      @Ayo_Bruh22 Год назад +9

      ​@@richardlovelace8134 lmmfao

    • @sav5296
      @sav5296 Год назад +6

      ​@@richardlovelace8134true

    • @msakbar12345
      @msakbar12345 Год назад +4

      "with no power, comes no responsility "
      -some say in the couch

    • @beauMax
      @beauMax 11 месяцев назад +2

      Faaaaxx🫡

  • @lyricalmuse101
    @lyricalmuse101 День назад

    At least, my PS5 has something it brings to the table 😅😂

  • @JechtAruon
    @JechtAruon 12 дней назад

    Ps5 is always ready when you’re ready. Unlike her 🤭🤣🤣

  • @adielwilson8749
    @adielwilson8749 Год назад +320

    Not gotta lie the haptic feedback on the PS5 is crazy

    • @shanehumberstone5262
      @shanehumberstone5262 10 месяцев назад +4

      Especially through the woojer vest

    • @NightM403
      @NightM403 10 месяцев назад +2

      He'll yeah

    • @bvicc20
      @bvicc20 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@shanehumberstone5262Is that vest really worth the hype? Been seeing it lately

    • @mikkiloco
      @mikkiloco 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@shanehumberstone5262woojer vest?

    • @shanehumberstone5262
      @shanehumberstone5262 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@mikkiloco yes it’s a haptic feedback vest,great for gaming,music etc,played call of duty with it on and nearly cracked a rib lol

  • @Viking_guitarist
    @Viking_guitarist 9 месяцев назад +765

    Ps5 gives more happiness than a woman ever could 😂😂😂

    • @abhilashsundaram2432
      @abhilashsundaram2432 7 месяцев назад

      You’re definitely a virgin 😂

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni 7 месяцев назад +12

      Me doing the Cayo Perico glitch for the 1000x time.

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Enticing27 Also PS5: Shuts down forever with his goal fullfilled🥹

    • @abdoucisse894
      @abdoucisse894 6 месяцев назад

      You’re one of the guys that must not get much pleasure from being with girls huh

    • @vincentmorgan900
      @vincentmorgan900 6 месяцев назад +12

      It will give you peak happiness in September 2025

  • @melow9463
    @melow9463 12 дней назад

    Ain’t nobody Finna slam my PS five on the table

  • @GreyaEggsy652
    @GreyaEggsy652 13 дней назад

    Me or the PS5....
    FoRnItE bAtTlEpAsS
    sHiT oUt My AsS

  • @thearchitectofthehounds9815
    @thearchitectofthehounds9815 2 года назад +179

    So, basically, 90 minutes of pleasure, with the possibility of her cheating on you, or just using you for money, Or endless memories in PlayStation Party with the guys? Like Negan said: I simply cannot decide.

    • @Phoenix-wu8bo
      @Phoenix-wu8bo 2 года назад

      I love negan

    • @Lupzen
      @Lupzen 2 года назад +19

      90 minutes.? Fuck more like 5 mins.

    • @Dude30977
      @Dude30977 2 года назад +1

      @@Lupzen It’s 45 times over a few months

    • @maryzakiandourrugrats4671
      @maryzakiandourrugrats4671 2 года назад +1

      *9 minutes of pleasure ftfy

    • @Dude30977
      @Dude30977 2 года назад +5

      @@maryzakiandourrugrats4671 Mr. big shot over here. No need to brag

  • @paulblaser4146
    @paulblaser4146 2 года назад +323

    Always choose the one that isn’t giving you the ultimatum.

    • @rubenkriel1627
      @rubenkriel1627 2 года назад

      @Asaf Ostraich 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nahpeace372
      @nahpeace372 2 года назад

      ps5 wins by default everytime lol

  • @mkfilms6338
    @mkfilms6338 9 дней назад

    10 reasons why a firearm is better than a woman. 😂💡👌

  • @garvish.unfiltered
    @garvish.unfiltered 24 дня назад

    When she throwed PS5
    "So you have chosen death!"

  • @forefatherofmankind3305
    @forefatherofmankind3305 2 года назад +54

    "He will get bored with ur booty after 2 rounds but with PS5 there's no end in the sight"
    -SUN TZU

    • @koushiks_energy
      @koushiks_energy 2 года назад +3

      Such wisdom

    • @diorosa9440
      @diorosa9440 2 года назад +8

      Fun tzu

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect 2 года назад +5

      @Florian T You must never have played a ps5.
      Op is right 2 rounds on the Mrs and bored.
      3 days straight on the P4 I still don't want to stop.

    • @nahpeace372
      @nahpeace372 2 года назад +1

      Wise man indeed

  • @gilgamesh10
    @gilgamesh10 2 месяца назад +729

    PS5 has a slim version.

    • @HooxNZ
      @HooxNZ 2 месяца назад +9

      Hahaha

    • @jayhovah5621
      @jayhovah5621 2 месяца назад +23

      Omg... I'm not going to say this girl is even what I would consider thick... But those clothes are so ridiculously unflattering 😂

    • @zonxgi
      @zonxgi 2 месяца назад +8

      Oooh.. that was devastating! 😄

    • @Esteem_Boat_Willy
      @Esteem_Boat_Willy 2 месяца назад +7

      I came to write something similar, but it wouldn't be as good as this comment.

    • @amogussus21
      @amogussus21 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@jayhovah5621nice broom

  • @neovincibeats
    @neovincibeats 7 дней назад

    Respectfully king Arthur couldn't pull me out

  • @noobplayer1234
    @noobplayer1234 Год назад +531

    ps5 i don’t need a girlfriend i’m not a simp
    👇🏻

    • @YouKantSeeMuah
      @YouKantSeeMuah 8 месяцев назад +73

      Having a girlfriend don’t mean u a simp buddy💀

    • @user-vu4mi9pd8h
      @user-vu4mi9pd8h 8 месяцев назад +28

      He's right but the game ain't never going to break your heart tho so I choose PS5

    • @dabitodoroki729
      @dabitodoroki729 8 месяцев назад +12

      Girlfriend dont make you a simp not how that works

    • @UnderTheBridgeLiving
      @UnderTheBridgeLiving 8 месяцев назад +1

      Complete SIMP

    • @Pembunuh-Zionis-Pesek
      @Pembunuh-Zionis-Pesek 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@YouKantSeeMuahfancy boy. Iam sigma

  • @smitherzlegrande4654
    @smitherzlegrande4654 2 года назад +516

    Trust me, she’s hangin with the Boys too

  • @yishaithegift9953
    @yishaithegift9953 18 дней назад

    She said “The boys AGAIN!?” that means he also chose the PS4 over her as well! 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @dariuskool1998
    @dariuskool1998 8 дней назад

    My Ps5 never put a restraining order on me... so it's the Ps5

  • @hazysundaysband
    @hazysundaysband 3 года назад +66

    I swear I'm losing more and more braincells the more I look through yt shorts.

    • @cubafrank
      @cubafrank 2 года назад

      Yes,
      Welcome .

    • @aleclawrence3993
      @aleclawrence3993 2 года назад +7

      You are. We all are. It’s awful. Tik tok has ruined everything.

  • @ianwest1624
    @ianwest1624 2 года назад +262

    Ps5 obviously she's replaceable but a ps5 is hard to find

    • @newmanc5019
      @newmanc5019 2 года назад +23

      Especially during this hard times

    • @atocb8411
      @atocb8411 2 года назад +4

      Haha this one got me lol.

    • @ianwest1624
      @ianwest1624 2 года назад +9

      @Bass&Drum actually its scalping here not lack of money

    • @rafegraves1453
      @rafegraves1453 2 года назад +4

      @@ianwest1624 I think he means that in Germany they buy them at scalped prices.

    • @ianwest1624
      @ianwest1624 2 года назад +9

      @@rafegraves1453 even if he meant it that way still a ignorant statement

  • @DRIPPYBOY-yk4rv
    @DRIPPYBOY-yk4rv 26 дней назад +1

    They say love is over anything but the love of a girl do not be with you any time of your life the boys are good friends who will be will you and there are girls that want you to choose the boys or she that type of girl is annoying

  • @alexbarrios-yo5cf
    @alexbarrios-yo5cf 7 дней назад

    The boys are everything in life😂

  • @TheJacob5676
    @TheJacob5676 2 года назад +159

    Never pick a relationship over something that can actually last 😆

    • @void7133
      @void7133 2 года назад

      Well ps5 sometimes doesn’t last (some people break it)

  • @Anthony65498
    @Anthony65498 2 года назад +344

    She's the kinda girl who studies for COVID test and gets happy with a positive result.

    • @BenConsolegamer
      @BenConsolegamer 2 года назад +7

      Hahahahaha cracked me up!!

    • @naemer_dazeaff
      @naemer_dazeaff 2 года назад +1

      👏👏👏👏🤣

    • @errorerror5851
      @errorerror5851 2 года назад +2

      Gotta love dark humor

    • @PerritoLoca
      @PerritoLoca 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂☠️☠️

    • @rvmeth7070
      @rvmeth7070 Год назад

      OOOOooooHhHhH Rooooasted my brudda. Up top Brotendo ! 🤟🤓🤓

  • @AlexKokkinarasMusic
    @AlexKokkinarasMusic 21 день назад

    Well...I'd happily throw the ps5 up on FB marketplace in a heart beat 😂

  • @thespiritualwarrior5917
    @thespiritualwarrior5917 5 дней назад

    When her back was turned, that was his chance to get the PS5 out of harms way 😬

  • @thegreyarea9304
    @thegreyarea9304 Месяц назад +160

    A PS5 has never cheated on me......