The Complete A to Z of Karl Pilkington (A compilation w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)
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- Опубликовано: 22 фев 2017
- A complete alphabetical tour (from "Auntie Nora" to "Zoo") featuring some of Karl's finest sayings. Please enjoy.
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Who else falls asleep listening to this?
Sawri M ME!!!
Sawri M thought i was the only one...been doin that for years
Sawri M doing is as I post this
I thought I was alone!!!!!!!!! Wow
Sawri M Gervais laugh sometimes wake me the f__k up tho, but then i just listen to Karl again I wander away again
I've heard these several times over and I still find the convos fresh. No other podcast really feels this way.
A- auntie Nora 0:08
B- baby(who had a baby) 10:56
C-cheeky freak (of the week) 24:57
D-death(near) 39:12
E- education 54:15
F- films 1:06:50
G- ghosts 1:23:57
H- holidays 1:38:13
I- insults 1:51:04
J- jokes 2:01:27
K- kidney stones 2:09:50
L- love 2:19:58
M- monkey news 2:38:37
N- Noah’s ark 2:43:01
O- octopus 2:45:57
P- poetry 2:47:50
Q- quotes 2:55:39
R- rockbusters 3:06:21
S- superpowers 3:30:31
T- transsexual 3:37:52
U- ultimate animal 3:42:54
V- Victoria plum 3:50:49
W- wheelchair tennis 3:54:29
X- Xmas 4:00:35
Y- yellow biscuits 4:11:58
Z- zoo 4:16:03
Awsome
Damn! Did you do all of that?! Pretty solid work.
Legend
@@daytonasayswhat9333 yeah, quarantine definitely helped though lol
@@DannyYounghill danke
I use this to fall asleep to. But Ricky laughing wakes me.
Same!
Or Karl's audio being too low wakes me.
Right?!
yeah its annoying wish someone would make a version where they lower the audio volume when he laughs
@@marcusroy8185 I think they did, unless I've just adapted. The newer Yak uploads have Reduced Ricky®️ Technology. Mr K Dilkington def does.
I wish I could listen to these Xfm shows all over again for the first time.
I've listened to it so much and I'm still hearing new ones haha
Just do what I done with the sopranos. Wait 5 years, it's fresh again.
Hello fellow Nobleman!! 👋👋
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back innn
YourMajesty will I
Getting high and falling asleep to this is just pure magic
Doing that exact thing right now
Love listening to these in bed,it's got to be good for you going to sleep with a smile on your face.
I love that there's no adverts in these uploads. Thanks so much.
“The water went away”
“Where’d it go?”
“It floated off”
Karl's descriptive powers are incredible. He may have no understanding of how the world works, but he's brilliant at describing his own experiences. I'm only a minute in and he's already described touching Auntie Nora's mole-y back as being like "putting your hand in a bowl of Cocoa Puffs." I'm a writer, and I'm lucky if I get one metaphor that good in a whole week's worth of writing. Karl just tosses them off like nothing.
He’s got more idea of how the real world works that Ricky and Steve with their university degrees in useless bollocks like philosophy
They wouldn’t be able to unblock their own shower drain , they’d call people out to do it for them
Found the minimum wage worker!
Oooooo, kinky
_"If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage."_ K. Pilkington
Who else falls asleep to these things so they know the audio but haven't seen all of the cartoons?
I started out with the animated series (I'm American and didn't know from Karl Pilkington until some friends showed me the HBO shows), then went back and listened to all the hours of radio shows and podcasts, so it was like a huge treat - all the unheard material. Some of it was familiar but in a rawer form.
Me
karl's manhole cover story and ricky's reaction to it is still one of my all time fave moments
Same! :D
Its wierd that Ricky didnt explode there. Dont know why they didnt include that into Ricky Gervais show, its so easy to picture a cartoony bomb going of with manhole cover flying into space, and a milions of people watching it trough the telly being completly surprised.
@John Smith Yeah, he was. There was one episode when he mentioned that in the olden days when they had freak shows, they would get a bear drunk and shave it and advertise it to customers as a pig face lady. Not long after I was watching an episode of QI and they were talking about that exact same thing, and if Stephen Fry says it it must be true.
This 3 are just gold , how can I listen to the same things over and over for ten years plus and still find it as funny as the first time ...thankyou :)
I love that karl draws in all crowds. guys, girls, all ages. doesn't matter. humor truly is a great thing. I'm glad the Internet exists too, else I wouldn't know about karl.
Steve is more witty than he gets credit for
Harry Scorah “he never forgets rick” when discussing the elephant man was gold
He makes ricky lol
But ricky finds karl just bring karl.. funny
He's a good buffer between Karl and Ricky because so often he will be the one that shuts Ricky up so that Karl can complete a story.
He is now and shall always be my celebrity crush. Got to see him in NY when he performed. Stellar.
@K S It coulda been his brother...
I think Karl pilkington has been my therapy to endure the shit that happens in the world since 2010! Have been listening for ten years now and still hasn’t gotten old
Same here
And 2020
Mosaab that’s awesome still better late then never. Also you will find so many neat gems that you haven’t heard yet when the rest of us have prob heard all podcast many times over :-)
He must know how funny he is, love it listening again
Same here
Rock busters never fails to make me cry from laughter, I can’t believe people wanted it cancelled
Is last sticker
Christ! De burg!
“So, you get a bulb”
De-trout spinners
The monkey spa is actually so scary the fact Karl thinks that a monkey filled out a will and didn't leave it to his monkey wife because she isn't blood is one of the most INSANE things I've ever heard someone say
That manhole cover story is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard :')
1:36:38
MKN It's actually true.
I die laughing every time I hear it.
Thank u for this
Its actually true but they didnt use a manhole cover. Karl got it mixed up as usual
I looked it up it really happened
😂😂😂 How have I never heard this clip before. I've been listening to these 3 for over 10 years. Countless times........ but I have never heard the manhole cover story. PMSL 🤣🤣🤣
It was a dark time-
"Well it was for me cos I worked nights"
The 3 just complement each other so well. This is one I have not listened to this one I am on A at the moment and already laughing, they never fail in making me laugh no matter what mood I am in.
G is my absolute favorite.
This is therapy to me
It’s a crime these shows weren’t filmed
"It was like putting your hand in a load of cocoa puffs"-OMG I rolled on the floor
Angelo Grosso Same ^^
I cant help but have to correct you. its Cocopops. its cereal we have in the UK :)
Does anyone know why steven didnt want to talk about the split tennis ball????
it's basically Karl saw Auntie Nora's vagina, because she didn't wear panties one day or something and he said it looked like a split tennis ball
Am I the only person who thinks that SOMETIMES only sometimes the simplicity of Karl is pure brilliance..??
Rickys reaction to the manhole cover story will FOREVER be my favourite reaction🤣🤣
The story is actually true. It was called Operation plumb bob.
The coldness got rid of the badness lol. An ashtray is old cold.
cold old old cold cold old cold old
No no, it holds cold. Like it's cold for no reason, it holds its' cold. Lol, jk i don't know.
Old cold belly badness
Exactly. He said "they hold cold" meaning they stay colder to the touch in a warm room.
yeah it's hold cold
Karl's mums cryptic clues for Rockbusters had me in absolute stitches.
'Her headphones wouldn't fit on her head' - i'm in pieces lmao
Some days it all just becomes way too much to handle, and actually I look forward to laying in bed and listening to this after my wife goes to sleep … it’s meditative Relaxing even in the morning when I wake up in my ear buds fall out I put them back in and listen to the rest ha ha
Always cheers me up when I need it the most
Here's my morning!
Me too bro
Joel Cameron I listen as going to sleep
LU FC lol. Me too.
I love this kind of stuff, cheers me up every time i listen
Love these i do. Always makes my patrols at work 100% better
Great compilation, and I love the funky graphics for each letter.
Karl is funny by hisself alone, but Ricky’s laugh makes it 10 x funnier 😂 -your American friend
2:09:23 only just noticed you can hear Karl say “this is 5 Live” under Richard and Ricky laughing, after he says “time for the news”
1:19:55 - 1:22:33 That was absolutely priceless - you know it's bad when Ricky Gervais is trying to be the peacemaker.
Terrific video, mate!
12D3 Why did Stephen get so mad??
29:25 Stephen - Why is he a 'The Human Pillow'?
Karl - Thats what annoyed me I thought he was more of a draft excluder.
I fucking died
A fire that didn't happen, a wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy.
Lol!
Never have I heard the film Gladiator described in such an odd and hilarious manner. So funny.
‘What’s the guy called? Comedian?’ 😛
The best intro of all time surely ?
that intro made that intro amazing... :}
21:40 kills me every time, Ricky’s anger is amazing 😂😂😂
4:13:50 is also amazing, what the fuck is a yellow biscuit 😂
@@nathanielgreatbanks2200 custard creams
Excellent compilation
26:09 "crush grapes"
Wetting myself >_
Every night I nod off to this I love it
“Let’s not discuss the tennis ball”. Thank you Steve!
Excellent opening! 😂
I love listening to these in the car, it makes me smile while I'm driving 🤗👍🏼🍷
American Mum Love that you included a wine emoji in a comment about driving.
ed dnqqqd fans
This is what I do!
Ahhh Same!!!!
I bet you look cruella deville while driving lol.
Love this.
Doctor yakkkk 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Why did they look at the cat funny 😂😂😂😂
sarah burns Mr Burns daughter.
Effin an jeffin
Cheers yakster xxx
10:47... I WANT THAT SHIRT SO BAD!!!
I joined a similar Christian thing but didn't realise until a few months in.
Every Tuesday and Thursday, I would turn up and play games, we had a few field trips, exploring nature etc. Then slowly each week they started including church visits, it changed from hanging out with your friends to 70% of the time in a church or being told religious stories. Looking back it wasn't dissimilar to being groomed by a cult, they trick you into it. I kept asking my parents questions regarding religion, basically what I was being told didn't make sense, and I stopped going soon after.
Dr yak the boss
I just wanna know what Americans think of Brits, now that they've discovered Karl Dilkington. O.o
Ana Acapella ....we love u guys, and we love karl too!
I just love him. Lol
Like Karl, don’t like the rest of ‘em
Big fan of Mr. Dilkington over here. Night...
I like him, very funny, sweet, kind hearted about animals. Interested in life and all that goes on around him.
Hilarious how Karl gets made fun of on a daily basis but once Karl mentions how wierd Steven its Steven whose the one who can't handle the banter and goes into a fit.
I can understand that tho I bet ppl have constantly told Steve he’s weird looking whereas Ricky is probably the first to mention his round ass head
What a brilliant 4 hours
Thx Man
I came to these following Ricky- I stayed for Karl & Steve! Nite all...
Here's a Xmas story that's true one year my mum said oh just get me a few small things so I got her a bic pen a small Brown comb and drawing pins and my step dad I got him a giant car sponge !! HE DIDN'T EVER HAVE A CAR and a shoe polish kit t hats totally true
He never forgets, Rick /Steve
48:05 ....”There ya go!” Hahahahah!!!!
1:20:00 that has to be the funniest thing I think Karl has ever said
Great compilation. This is such a little thing but if you make something this big again please keep the text during the whole segment. Again, great work
I love listening to these while falling asleep but i find myself having to pause it because rickys laugh is sometimes too loud and karls voice is sometimes not loud enough. but beggers can't be choosers, thanks for the comp!
Listening to Karl cures cancer!
ThegreatDmarcellin it also prevents cancer. I listened today and I don't have cancer.....weird innit?
Nice work bud
39:45 D is for Dilkington😏
Anybody who is a fan will understand this line from Ricky during a rock busters competition and have a chuckle... “It’s not cryptic, it’s wrong”
Steve interjecting “craptic” kills me every time
Bless you whoever you are for repeating the stuff on Autism. It isn’t a typo or mistake. Thank you and Ricky did trying to make a difference
Best Rockbusters collection ever!
Missed an opportunity for "E" being for egg
Humpty Dumpty is famously portrayed as a giant ____.
Buy it ferry
What😕
Buy on ferry
WHATT
Nice intro lmao. Half this stuff I forgot about lol.
"it's the best he can do with the brain he's got"
Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 💯💯💯💯😷😂😂😂❤️🍻🍻
Uncle Hazel …..classic 😜
He never forgets, Rick.
I l😎ve these spin offs. Even though I pretty much know what line is coming next.
I wonder if there are any 'lost tapes'. Or recordings of them talking amongst themselves while they play music on XFM. ☺☺☺
yes 👌
I wanna know if Karl's words of wisdom made a baby come into the world lol xx
Uncle Hazel 😂😂😂
You're a grape crusher. Next!
Thankyou 😂😂😂
2019 anyone ???
2020 mate
Cheers yak
Listen to the casts to go to sleep 👍🏼
What I love about these huge 4+ hours long compilations is saving them offline (RUclips Red, well worth a few bucks a month) and just dropping into them randomly.
There are no ads on this video you can watch them that way for free
Thumbs up again.
I genuinely thought D would’ve been Karl’s experience on a crammed train from Manchester.
Bestie ‘s taking the piss out of each other! Does it get any more real ‘ play a record 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I died at 2:04:10
Pilko for prime minister asap. His logic is floorless. Ricky can be his no2 and Stephen an advisor. The country needs this. If Boris can get in then I am not being too far fetched with my idea
Right right right right right right right .. damn
Who STILL falls asleep to this?