I shared custody of my 2 cats with my ex-husband - until he set his apartment on fire. The cats survived and I never let him have the cats again. It was an informal arrangement!
I have never been a dedicated watcher of any youtube series, let alone a podcast, but I find myself disgustingly committed to watching every one of y'alls videos. It is the highlight of my week. 😂
As somebody with 2 precious sons that I love dearly- describing the toxic boy moms as lord Voldemort is the best description I’ve ever heard. Carry on.
I love how Pumps says "The opposite of Love is not Hate, it's Ambivalence", but the correct word is 'Apathy'.. and yet I'm still just rockin' with it and she's still my number 1 Guru. 😂
Thank you so much for talking about homosexuality and how it’s not a choice and honestly since Florida has became the hater capitol, I know that a lot and I mean surprisingly a lot of gay people who have moved to Florida. Why? Idk but a lot have. Lol Sooo technically DeSatan doesn’t have much of a success record as a politician lol
I live in FL and I just need all the gays and allies to move here so the rest of the racist can leave 🙃 we have time people please move in before the next election 😅
First let me say Pumps is my favorite lesbian ever! 😁 Second from a fellow Okie and lesbian who has been with my wife 20+ years, thank you both for being allies. You are both fabulous and I can’t get enough of I’ve Had It! ❤️
I love love love these ladies! I have to change my underwear every episode because I laugh so hard I pee my pants. Wish y’all had episode every day bc it puts joy in my day! And Life!
I’m listening to this episode while I’m waiting at the DMV to renew mi license and I have to say that I’ve had it with this fucking place!!! There’s like 3 people with babies crying I feel in a pediatrician office, people fighting with the officer and the entrance because they don’t have an appointment and telling the officer that he is a “wannabe” of police and not a real one 😂 plus the ladies that “organize” everything yelling at me DID I ASK YOU TO COME IN? I HAVENT CHECKING YOU IN!! And then she’s like oh wait I did, come on in. O M G!!!! I suddenly feel in a 3rd world country and for some reason I’m gonna get deported, I’m just waiting for someone to throw some random bottle and we all start to fight. I’ve had it!!!!!!!!!!
Lmaooo I hope you survived all that. lol I feel like the workers there always seem stressed out and they are rude by default. Hopefully you got the fuck up out of there adap
As a fellow midwestern/southern white woman that loves Botox, I know we can appear Republican at face value. But it was such a relief when I found out y’all aren’t conservative
And Alexis Stewart, is equally amazing, I randomly ran into her in Union Square while I was a senior at Parsons, told her how much I adored her mother and the brand. I gave her my e-mail and 2 days later I had a message from Kevin Sharkey the Editorial Director of Living and he set up an interview at the magazine with him that week. Didn't get a job, but I can't say how much I love that woman, She did a great job with her daughter, they are good people.
Love her cadence, volume, lack of rushing, tone, articulation punctuated by ‘curse’ words. She’s funny as fuck. Most podcasters are loud, fast talking, without being funny, her stories and responses are hilarious
Pumps needs a Jug. It's a Jack Russell Terrier Pug mix. Pug would be too laid back and JRT are too nuts. They're a great mix. They are a real dogs dog in a small package. My first one turned my cat person partner into a Dog Dad. Our second one is my shadow and they are both characters and very snuggly! Plus, if she gets two she can slip into conversations about her Jugs 🤣
I would watch/listen to you both every day, you two are like a breeze of fresh air. Also the fact that I googled pickleball in my area says something. I love you, you two beautful funny as fuck women. Listening & watching from Slovakia❤ international queens✨
That psycho that killed the dogs has to be in jail forever (at least). Also, the veterinarians just administered the injection to healthy dogs? Strange...
No one asked my over-critical ass for my opinion, but can we boost the saturation or red on the Pumps only footage? She always looks a little yellow and washed out on the close ups compared to the other two views. She is THE star of the show after all, let’s help her look as young and vibrant as Jessica.
On water tiktok, there is a woman from Kingston or Durant that is a big celeb in that scene. She also has “high protein puddings” which are masterpieces of ingenuity.
It’s some handmaids tale shit happening in Florida!!! Insane. From the abortion heart beat law to don’t say gay to Disney to banning books. Wtf is happening. I thought we were a free country?! We are going backwards!!!! Love you ladies. Thank you!!!!! ❤ps and I live there lol and that makes it fairly easy to weed out the crazies. So that’s a bonus!
Jen and pumps for president I’ll say it until I croak! Love the two hottest ladies on earth Jen the athlete and pumps the honorary top notch HBIC lawyer I just watched SHOaklohoma and yalls personality are impecable naturally funny and witty.
Well I’d just like to say that I am a republican and I have gay people in my family. Not everyone has to be liberal or republican or democrat to know that everyone is different and has different views and opinions. The only reason I wouldn’t want my child seeing it is because maybe I haven’t yet has that convo myself! The only relationship they have seen is me and there father. But I don’t think she needs to be fired. Hell homeschool your kids if you don’t like it
We also say “at university” in Canada. Because it makes sense. I think Jenn’s judgement here is just another one of your “American acceptionalism” takes that clearly set you apart, but not for the better. Enjoy the imperial system and your incredibly intelligent Supreme Court
Ok so I just start this with I’m gay and I try to understand everything that is going on. I read the bill and to give the readers digest version it basically says that they’re not supposed to teach that to children 5-8. I love y’all and you bring endless laughs but can some of the political stuff be left at the door a bit? I keep coming back to laugh and get away from the nut bags of the world. 5:46
I did a quick google and - The rule states that Florida educators “shall not intentionally provide classroom instruction to students in grades four through 12 on sexual orientation or gender identity unless such instruction is either expressly required by state academic standards … or is part of a reproductive health course or health lesson for which a student’s parent has the option to have his or her student not attend.”
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"academy award winning act of kindness" is so hilarious
Pumps laugh is contagious 🙌🏻✨
This is my favorite episode yet, heather matches the podcast’s energy so well I hope you have her on again some time
She had some of the funniest one liners! 😂
She’s brilliant! Please have her on again soon!!
I shared custody of my 2 cats with my ex-husband - until he set his apartment on fire. The cats survived and I never let him have the cats again. It was an informal arrangement!
I just started the episode but I already love it based on Pumps’ “I’ve had it”!
I can’t unhear the dog thing. Gutted!!!So I’m with Heather. We need to find this woman.
Excellent!!! I hope there’s a bonus show on Thursday!!!! Its hard to wait a whole week!!!! Thank you!!
I have never been a dedicated watcher of any youtube series, let alone a podcast, but I find myself disgustingly committed to watching every one of y'alls videos. It is the highlight of my week. 😂
As somebody with 2 precious sons that I love dearly- describing the toxic boy moms as lord Voldemort is the best description I’ve ever heard. Carry on.
heather is such a delight!!
I love how Pumps says "The opposite of Love is not Hate, it's Ambivalence", but the correct word is 'Apathy'.. and yet I'm still just rockin' with it and she's still my number 1 Guru. 😂
she's the number one guru for a reason, she's a queen of innovation 😂
@@purple455 We truly don't deserve either of them. 🤷♀️
Jessica, you are an inspiration!
Intro was so good! Listen up Florida 🗣️
I’m so glad we’ve finally addressed water tok 😂
Most people try to sell you their funny with high energy and enthusiasm so her calm hilarity is insanely refreshing/original
Thank you so much for talking about homosexuality and how it’s not a choice and honestly since Florida has became the hater capitol, I know that a lot and I mean surprisingly a lot of gay people who have moved to Florida. Why? Idk but a lot have. Lol Sooo technically DeSatan doesn’t have much of a success record as a politician lol
I live in FL and I just need all the gays and allies to move here so the rest of the racist can leave 🙃 we have time people please move in before the next election 😅
How is it not a choice? You are not born gay that’s factual
@@jb3587Getting the gays to move there at those point is gonna be a big lift.
"DeSatan"... that's so witty
First let me say Pumps is my favorite lesbian ever! 😁 Second from a fellow Okie and lesbian who has been with my wife 20+ years, thank you both for being allies. You are both fabulous and I can’t get enough of I’ve Had It! ❤️
Came for Heather but Ima stay for this show 😊 these ladies are hilarious 😂
by far one of my favorite episodes. i couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂. love the combination of all 3 of you 😂😂
I love love love these ladies! I have to change my underwear every episode because I laugh so hard I pee my pants.
Wish y’all had episode every day bc it puts joy in my day! And Life!
Yaaaas ladies! Preach about Florida! It’s seriously unbelievable the things going on there!
I love y’all! But can we get some POC guest?!
Yes!
Bump
Literally
“The opposite of love is not hate, it is ambivalence.” I think you actually meant “apathy,” but it’s v true. Love you gals!
So good! What a great episode!
I’m listening to this episode while I’m waiting at the DMV to renew mi license and I have to say that I’ve had it with this fucking place!!! There’s like 3 people with babies crying I feel in a pediatrician office, people fighting with the officer and the entrance because they don’t have an appointment and telling the officer that he is a “wannabe” of police and not a real one 😂 plus the ladies that “organize” everything yelling at me DID I ASK YOU TO COME IN? I HAVENT CHECKING YOU IN!! And then she’s like oh wait I did, come on in. O M G!!!! I suddenly feel in a 3rd world country and for some reason I’m gonna get deported, I’m just waiting for someone to throw some random bottle and we all start to fight. I’ve had it!!!!!!!!!!
Lmaooo I hope you survived all that. lol I feel like the workers there always seem stressed out and they are rude by default. Hopefully you got the fuck up out of there adap
And BTW I’m from Venezuela 🇻🇪 but I live in Miami so that basically means that I still live in Latin America so I am the international listener #5
One of the funniest episodes!
I so glad you talked about this
Proud of you Jessica, not a single mention of pickleball
I'm here for this Poodle talk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:20, it might have something to do with the gay for pay market industry and ideology. One can not get pay if gay.
These ladies comedic timing is unreal 😂
As a fellow midwestern/southern white woman that loves Botox, I know we can appear Republican at face value. But it was such a relief when I found out y’all aren’t conservative
Getting married at Disney World is the ultimate Grand Stand
I appreciate the comment about the dog visitation
Don’t let it affect the love the (important) babies get
And Alexis Stewart, is equally amazing, I randomly ran into her in Union Square while I was a senior at Parsons, told her how much I adored her mother and the brand. I gave her my e-mail and 2 days later I had a message from Kevin Sharkey the Editorial Director of Living and he set up an interview at the magazine with him that week. Didn't get a job, but I can't say how much I love that woman, She did a great job with her daughter, they are good people.
Love her cadence, volume, lack of rushing, tone, articulation punctuated by ‘curse’ words. She’s funny as fuck. Most podcasters are loud, fast talking, without being funny, her stories and responses are hilarious
'ass up face down in the lobby of the four seasons hotel' lmaooooo
WATERTOK?!????………… What happened to just drinking tap WATER!
Now thats a fun and interesting guest. This is a funnnn episode. 😂
Omg heather yay! So excited
As a liberal progressive-minded Floridian, I love ya'll too!
One of the funniest episodes EVER!
Fantastic show
The heels comment took me out and the fact they won't say his name 😂😂😂
I've been WAITING for water tock to be mentioned on this podcast. I can't wait for them to watch some tik toks of the topic.
Poor Brenda 😂😂😂
You two Crack me up 😂 LOL
Omg❗️ the story about the woman who put down the family dogs? I instantly was like “what’s her name?” I have a word for her😡
Love yall so much
Pumps needs a Jug. It's a Jack Russell Terrier Pug mix. Pug would be too laid back and JRT are too nuts. They're a great mix. They are a real dogs dog in a small package. My first one turned my cat person partner into a Dog Dad. Our second one is my shadow and they are both characters and very snuggly! Plus, if she gets two she can slip into conversations about her Jugs 🤣
5:31, 😆
I’m glad someone is finally addressing the craziness that is water-tok
She's so funny!
I would watch/listen to you both every day, you two are like a breeze of fresh air. Also the fact that I googled pickleball in my area says something. I love you, you two beautful funny as fuck women. Listening & watching from Slovakia❤ international queens✨
The countdown begins 🔜
Pumps, what is this shirt? Lol.
Could not stop laughing through this episode, especially with all the literal shit talk.
I’m living for this ally energy! *I’m having it!*
What a great podcast.
peep the evil eye necklace jennifer has on, thats why they are immune to hate comments
*jessica
Hahahahaha the guy who F you 😂 that’s hilarious!!!!!! I’ve had it with these nasty men
now i imagine jen just getting on airplanes and usually being horrible to babies and the elderly 🤣
24:02 I love Jen talking about the misuse of therapy talk but she was calling herself schizophrenic in the mental health episode l
So happy you’re talking about water tok! It’s disgusting I’d never drink it but I LOVE jt and I watch every single one
I love listening to you both💜💜 but I do miss Josh a little. 😂😂
That psycho that killed the dogs has to be in jail forever (at least). Also, the veterinarians just administered the injection to healthy dogs? Strange...
So unbelievably!!! A Disney movie!!! Really???
We love you Princess Pumps!! I had to look up a french bulldog to remember what they look like and oh my god they’re so ugly lmao eww
Enjoy my love dunk, Jessica and Claps!
Get pumps a frenchie-doodle
No one asked my over-critical ass for my opinion, but can we boost the saturation or red on the Pumps only footage? She always looks a little yellow and washed out on the close ups compared to the other two views. She is THE star of the show after all, let’s help her look as young and vibrant as Jessica.
Oh pumps would love water tok because they all use their Stanley cups
Put the dogs down?! There’s a special hot place for that woman and vet that put those healthy dogs down
On water tiktok, there is a woman from Kingston or Durant that is a big celeb in that scene. She also has “high protein puddings” which are masterpieces of ingenuity.
Tonya!!! She is awesome. Very inspirational
It’s some handmaids tale shit happening in Florida!!! Insane. From the abortion heart beat law to don’t say gay to Disney to banning books. Wtf is happening. I thought we were a free country?! We are going backwards!!!! Love you ladies. Thank you!!!!! ❤ps and I live there lol and that makes it fairly easy to weed out the crazies. So that’s a bonus!
PLEASE can you ladies try a watertok recipe…I think Jennifer would go into a coma and Pumps would like it but pretend she doesn’t
So sorry about your relapse Jen - get right back on the wagon a day at a time !
It’s not spa water it’s called Agua fresca
Jen and pumps for president I’ll say it until I croak! Love the two hottest ladies on earth Jen the athlete and pumps the honorary top notch HBIC lawyer I just watched SHOaklohoma and yalls personality are impecable naturally funny and witty.
Birthday cake water?
The secret to Jared Leto’s youth is the adrenachrome👀👀👀
The adrenachrome isn't working very well for Hillary, no matter how many babies she consumes.
🎉 yay
How the fuck is Jared Leto 51. What kind of sorcery is that.
FUCKIN LOVE YALL!!!!👏🙌🌈🥰
"theres a baby sitting next to me" 4:54 😏
I was hoping heather would say Kill Jamie Lee cause Michael couldn’t 😭😭😭
Put to sleep! That guy must have been the absolute worst.
The woman who had the dogs put to sleep should get the needle herself.
Rihanna is actually way richer than Jude Judy she is a billionaire
Well I’d just like to say that I am a republican and I have gay people in my family. Not everyone has to be liberal or republican or democrat to know that everyone is different and has different views and opinions. The only reason I wouldn’t want my child seeing it is because maybe I haven’t yet has that convo myself! The only relationship they have seen is me and there father. But I don’t think she needs to be fired. Hell homeschool your kids if you don’t like it
LET'S GO
We also say “at university” in Canada. Because it makes sense. I think Jenn’s judgement here is just another one of your “American acceptionalism” takes that clearly set you apart, but not for the better. Enjoy the imperial system and your incredibly intelligent Supreme Court
Starbucks is disgusting, have no idea why people drink it
Pumps is hoish enough to be the dalai lama just stay away from kids lmao
Ok so I just start this with I’m gay and I try to understand everything that is going on. I read the bill and to give the readers digest version it basically says that they’re not supposed to teach that to children 5-8. I love y’all and you bring endless laughs but can some of the political stuff be left at the door a bit? I keep coming back to laugh and get away from the nut bags of the world. 5:46
Thank you!
I did a quick google and -
The rule states that Florida educators “shall not intentionally provide classroom instruction to students in grades four through 12 on sexual orientation or gender identity unless such instruction is either expressly required by state academic standards … or is part of a reproductive health course or health lesson for which a student’s parent has the option to have his or her student not attend.”
Shhh…. Nobody is supposed to find out….
It’s called agua fresca not spa water 😒
SPLIT CUSTODY OF A DOG???? HAD IT! Letttt it efffing go. Get a new dog, I cannot.
THANK GOD HEATHER TALKED ABOUT STARBUCKS like why do people like that shit….? Sorry about your pussy heather :( heal fast girl boss
👍👍👍
14:17 imagine being this insecure
Serious, limp handshakes are wack, like who taught them that