I shared custody of my 2 cats with my ex-husband - until he set his apartment on fire. The cats survived and I never let him have the cats again. It was an informal arrangement!
Thank you so much for talking about homosexuality and how it’s not a choice and honestly since Florida has became the hater capitol, I know that a lot and I mean surprisingly a lot of gay people who have moved to Florida. Why? Idk but a lot have. Lol Sooo technically DeSatan doesn’t have much of a success record as a politician lol
I live in FL and I just need all the gays and allies to move here so the rest of the racist can leave 🙃 we have time people please move in before the next election 😅
I have never been a dedicated watcher of any youtube series, let alone a podcast, but I find myself disgustingly committed to watching every one of y'alls videos. It is the highlight of my week. 😂
I love how Pumps says "The opposite of Love is not Hate, it's Ambivalence", but the correct word is 'Apathy'.. and yet I'm still just rockin' with it and she's still my number 1 Guru. 😂
As somebody with 2 precious sons that I love dearly- describing the toxic boy moms as lord Voldemort is the best description I’ve ever heard. Carry on.
First let me say Pumps is my favorite lesbian ever! 😁 Second from a fellow Okie and lesbian who has been with my wife 20+ years, thank you both for being allies. You are both fabulous and I can’t get enough of I’ve Had It! ❤️
And Alexis Stewart, is equally amazing, I randomly ran into her in Union Square while I was a senior at Parsons, told her how much I adored her mother and the brand. I gave her my e-mail and 2 days later I had a message from Kevin Sharkey the Editorial Director of Living and he set up an interview at the magazine with him that week. Didn't get a job, but I can't say how much I love that woman, She did a great job with her daughter, they are good people.
I love love love these ladies! I have to change my underwear every episode because I laugh so hard I pee my pants. Wish y’all had episode every day bc it puts joy in my day! And Life!
As a fellow midwestern/southern white woman that loves Botox, I know we can appear Republican at face value. But it was such a relief when I found out y’all aren’t conservative
Love her cadence, volume, lack of rushing, tone, articulation punctuated by ‘curse’ words. She’s funny as fuck. Most podcasters are loud, fast talking, without being funny, her stories and responses are hilarious
I’m listening to this episode while I’m waiting at the DMV to renew mi license and I have to say that I’ve had it with this fucking place!!! There’s like 3 people with babies crying I feel in a pediatrician office, people fighting with the officer and the entrance because they don’t have an appointment and telling the officer that he is a “wannabe” of police and not a real one 😂 plus the ladies that “organize” everything yelling at me DID I ASK YOU TO COME IN? I HAVENT CHECKING YOU IN!! And then she’s like oh wait I did, come on in. O M G!!!! I suddenly feel in a 3rd world country and for some reason I’m gonna get deported, I’m just waiting for someone to throw some random bottle and we all start to fight. I’ve had it!!!!!!!!!!
Lmaooo I hope you survived all that. lol I feel like the workers there always seem stressed out and they are rude by default. Hopefully you got the fuck up out of there adap
Pumps needs a Jug. It's a Jack Russell Terrier Pug mix. Pug would be too laid back and JRT are too nuts. They're a great mix. They are a real dogs dog in a small package. My first one turned my cat person partner into a Dog Dad. Our second one is my shadow and they are both characters and very snuggly! Plus, if she gets two she can slip into conversations about her Jugs 🤣
I would watch/listen to you both every day, you two are like a breeze of fresh air. Also the fact that I googled pickleball in my area says something. I love you, you two beautful funny as fuck women. Listening & watching from Slovakia❤ international queens✨
No one asked my over-critical ass for my opinion, but can we boost the saturation or red on the Pumps only footage? She always looks a little yellow and washed out on the close ups compared to the other two views. She is THE star of the show after all, let’s help her look as young and vibrant as Jessica.
It’s some handmaids tale shit happening in Florida!!! Insane. From the abortion heart beat law to don’t say gay to Disney to banning books. Wtf is happening. I thought we were a free country?! We are going backwards!!!! Love you ladies. Thank you!!!!! ❤ps and I live there lol and that makes it fairly easy to weed out the crazies. So that’s a bonus!
That psycho that killed the dogs has to be in jail forever (at least). Also, the veterinarians just administered the injection to healthy dogs? Strange...
On water tiktok, there is a woman from Kingston or Durant that is a big celeb in that scene. She also has “high protein puddings” which are masterpieces of ingenuity.
Jen and pumps for president I’ll say it until I croak! Love the two hottest ladies on earth Jen the athlete and pumps the honorary top notch HBIC lawyer I just watched SHOaklohoma and yalls personality are impecable naturally funny and witty.
Well I’d just like to say that I am a republican and I have gay people in my family. Not everyone has to be liberal or republican or democrat to know that everyone is different and has different views and opinions. The only reason I wouldn’t want my child seeing it is because maybe I haven’t yet has that convo myself! The only relationship they have seen is me and there father. But I don’t think she needs to be fired. Hell homeschool your kids if you don’t like it
We also say “at university” in Canada. Because it makes sense. I think Jenn’s judgement here is just another one of your “American acceptionalism” takes that clearly set you apart, but not for the better. Enjoy the imperial system and your incredibly intelligent Supreme Court
Ok so I just start this with I’m gay and I try to understand everything that is going on. I read the bill and to give the readers digest version it basically says that they’re not supposed to teach that to children 5-8. I love y’all and you bring endless laughs but can some of the political stuff be left at the door a bit? I keep coming back to laugh and get away from the nut bags of the world. 5:46
I did a quick google and - The rule states that Florida educators “shall not intentionally provide classroom instruction to students in grades four through 12 on sexual orientation or gender identity unless such instruction is either expressly required by state academic standards … or is part of a reproductive health course or health lesson for which a student’s parent has the option to have his or her student not attend.”
"academy award winning act of kindness" is so hilarious
Pumps laugh is contagious 🙌🏻✨
This is my favorite episode yet, heather matches the podcast’s energy so well I hope you have her on again some time
She had some of the funniest one liners! 😂
She’s brilliant! Please have her on again soon!!
I shared custody of my 2 cats with my ex-husband - until he set his apartment on fire. The cats survived and I never let him have the cats again. It was an informal arrangement!
Thank you so much for talking about homosexuality and how it’s not a choice and honestly since Florida has became the hater capitol, I know that a lot and I mean surprisingly a lot of gay people who have moved to Florida. Why? Idk but a lot have. Lol Sooo technically DeSatan doesn’t have much of a success record as a politician lol
I live in FL and I just need all the gays and allies to move here so the rest of the racist can leave 🙃 we have time people please move in before the next election 😅
How is it not a choice? You are not born gay that’s factual
@@jb3587Getting the gays to move there at those point is gonna be a big lift.
"DeSatan"... that's so witty
I have never been a dedicated watcher of any youtube series, let alone a podcast, but I find myself disgustingly committed to watching every one of y'alls videos. It is the highlight of my week. 😂
Excellent!!! I hope there’s a bonus show on Thursday!!!! Its hard to wait a whole week!!!! Thank you!!
I just started the episode but I already love it based on Pumps’ “I’ve had it”!
I can’t unhear the dog thing. Gutted!!!So I’m with Heather. We need to find this woman.
I love how Pumps says "The opposite of Love is not Hate, it's Ambivalence", but the correct word is 'Apathy'.. and yet I'm still just rockin' with it and she's still my number 1 Guru. 😂
she's the number one guru for a reason, she's a queen of innovation 😂
@@purple455 We truly don't deserve either of them. 🤷♀️
As somebody with 2 precious sons that I love dearly- describing the toxic boy moms as lord Voldemort is the best description I’ve ever heard. Carry on.
heather is such a delight!!
Most people try to sell you their funny with high energy and enthusiasm so her calm hilarity is insanely refreshing/original
First let me say Pumps is my favorite lesbian ever! 😁 Second from a fellow Okie and lesbian who has been with my wife 20+ years, thank you both for being allies. You are both fabulous and I can’t get enough of I’ve Had It! ❤️
I’m so glad we’ve finally addressed water tok 😂
Intro was so good! Listen up Florida 🗣️
I love y’all! But can we get some POC guest?!
Yes!
Bump
Literally
Jessica, you are an inspiration!
“The opposite of love is not hate, it is ambivalence.” I think you actually meant “apathy,” but it’s v true. Love you gals!
Yaaaas ladies! Preach about Florida! It’s seriously unbelievable the things going on there!
Came for Heather but Ima stay for this show 😊 these ladies are hilarious 😂
by far one of my favorite episodes. i couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂. love the combination of all 3 of you 😂😂
And Alexis Stewart, is equally amazing, I randomly ran into her in Union Square while I was a senior at Parsons, told her how much I adored her mother and the brand. I gave her my e-mail and 2 days later I had a message from Kevin Sharkey the Editorial Director of Living and he set up an interview at the magazine with him that week. Didn't get a job, but I can't say how much I love that woman, She did a great job with her daughter, they are good people.
Proud of you Jessica, not a single mention of pickleball
As a liberal progressive-minded Floridian, I love ya'll too!
I appreciate the comment about the dog visitation
Don’t let it affect the love the (important) babies get
I love love love these ladies! I have to change my underwear every episode because I laugh so hard I pee my pants.
Wish y’all had episode every day bc it puts joy in my day! And Life!
As a fellow midwestern/southern white woman that loves Botox, I know we can appear Republican at face value. But it was such a relief when I found out y’all aren’t conservative
Love her cadence, volume, lack of rushing, tone, articulation punctuated by ‘curse’ words. She’s funny as fuck. Most podcasters are loud, fast talking, without being funny, her stories and responses are hilarious
I’m listening to this episode while I’m waiting at the DMV to renew mi license and I have to say that I’ve had it with this fucking place!!! There’s like 3 people with babies crying I feel in a pediatrician office, people fighting with the officer and the entrance because they don’t have an appointment and telling the officer that he is a “wannabe” of police and not a real one 😂 plus the ladies that “organize” everything yelling at me DID I ASK YOU TO COME IN? I HAVENT CHECKING YOU IN!! And then she’s like oh wait I did, come on in. O M G!!!! I suddenly feel in a 3rd world country and for some reason I’m gonna get deported, I’m just waiting for someone to throw some random bottle and we all start to fight. I’ve had it!!!!!!!!!!
Lmaooo I hope you survived all that. lol I feel like the workers there always seem stressed out and they are rude by default. Hopefully you got the fuck up out of there adap
And BTW I’m from Venezuela 🇻🇪 but I live in Miami so that basically means that I still live in Latin America so I am the international listener #5
I'm here for this Poodle talk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WATERTOK?!????………… What happened to just drinking tap WATER!
These ladies comedic timing is unreal 😂
Omg❗️ the story about the woman who put down the family dogs? I instantly was like “what’s her name?” I have a word for her😡
I've been WAITING for water tock to be mentioned on this podcast. I can't wait for them to watch some tik toks of the topic.
'ass up face down in the lobby of the four seasons hotel' lmaooooo
I’m glad someone is finally addressing the craziness that is water-tok
Getting married at Disney World is the ultimate Grand Stand
Pumps needs a Jug. It's a Jack Russell Terrier Pug mix. Pug would be too laid back and JRT are too nuts. They're a great mix. They are a real dogs dog in a small package. My first one turned my cat person partner into a Dog Dad. Our second one is my shadow and they are both characters and very snuggly! Plus, if she gets two she can slip into conversations about her Jugs 🤣
One of the funniest episodes!
The heels comment took me out and the fact they won't say his name 😂😂😂
I so glad you talked about this
One of the funniest episodes EVER!
I would watch/listen to you both every day, you two are like a breeze of fresh air. Also the fact that I googled pickleball in my area says something. I love you, you two beautful funny as fuck women. Listening & watching from Slovakia❤ international queens✨
Could not stop laughing through this episode, especially with all the literal shit talk.
You two Crack me up 😂 LOL
2:20, it might have something to do with the gay for pay market industry and ideology. One can not get pay if gay.
Omg heather yay! So excited
I’m living for this ally energy! *I’m having it!*
The countdown begins 🔜
No one asked my over-critical ass for my opinion, but can we boost the saturation or red on the Pumps only footage? She always looks a little yellow and washed out on the close ups compared to the other two views. She is THE star of the show after all, let’s help her look as young and vibrant as Jessica.
Now thats a fun and interesting guest. This is a funnnn episode. 😂
Poor Brenda 😂😂😂
She's so funny!
peep the evil eye necklace jennifer has on, thats why they are immune to hate comments
*jessica
It’s some handmaids tale shit happening in Florida!!! Insane. From the abortion heart beat law to don’t say gay to Disney to banning books. Wtf is happening. I thought we were a free country?! We are going backwards!!!! Love you ladies. Thank you!!!!! ❤ps and I live there lol and that makes it fairly easy to weed out the crazies. So that’s a bonus!
Fantastic show
That psycho that killed the dogs has to be in jail forever (at least). Also, the veterinarians just administered the injection to healthy dogs? Strange...
Put the dogs down?! There’s a special hot place for that woman and vet that put those healthy dogs down
Love yall so much
Pumps, what is this shirt? Lol.
now i imagine jen just getting on airplanes and usually being horrible to babies and the elderly 🤣
Hahahahaha the guy who F you 😂 that’s hilarious!!!!!! I’ve had it with these nasty men
So happy you’re talking about water tok! It’s disgusting I’d never drink it but I LOVE jt and I watch every single one
Get pumps a frenchie-doodle
So unbelievably!!! A Disney movie!!! Really???
24:02 I love Jen talking about the misuse of therapy talk but she was calling herself schizophrenic in the mental health episode l
On water tiktok, there is a woman from Kingston or Durant that is a big celeb in that scene. She also has “high protein puddings” which are masterpieces of ingenuity.
Tonya!!! She is awesome. Very inspirational
We love you Princess Pumps!! I had to look up a french bulldog to remember what they look like and oh my god they’re so ugly lmao eww
5:31, 😆
So sorry about your relapse Jen - get right back on the wagon a day at a time !
It’s not spa water it’s called Agua fresca
Enjoy my love dunk, Jessica and Claps!
Oh pumps would love water tok because they all use their Stanley cups
PLEASE can you ladies try a watertok recipe…I think Jennifer would go into a coma and Pumps would like it but pretend she doesn’t
What a great podcast.
I love listening to you both💜💜 but I do miss Josh a little. 😂😂
How the fuck is Jared Leto 51. What kind of sorcery is that.
Jen and pumps for president I’ll say it until I croak! Love the two hottest ladies on earth Jen the athlete and pumps the honorary top notch HBIC lawyer I just watched SHOaklohoma and yalls personality are impecable naturally funny and witty.
Birthday cake water?
OH MY GOD all of my favorite sassy blondes all in one place?!😂🥳👏🏻🤌🏼
Put to sleep! That guy must have been the absolute worst.
Rihanna is actually way richer than Jude Judy she is a billionaire
The woman who had the dogs put to sleep should get the needle herself.
The secret to Jared Leto’s youth is the adrenachrome👀👀👀
The adrenachrome isn't working very well for Hillary, no matter how many babies she consumes.
Well I’d just like to say that I am a republican and I have gay people in my family. Not everyone has to be liberal or republican or democrat to know that everyone is different and has different views and opinions. The only reason I wouldn’t want my child seeing it is because maybe I haven’t yet has that convo myself! The only relationship they have seen is me and there father. But I don’t think she needs to be fired. Hell homeschool your kids if you don’t like it
FUCKIN LOVE YALL!!!!👏🙌🌈🥰
Starbucks is disgusting, have no idea why people drink it
🎉 yay
"theres a baby sitting next to me" 4:54 😏
LET'S GO
We also say “at university” in Canada. Because it makes sense. I think Jenn’s judgement here is just another one of your “American acceptionalism” takes that clearly set you apart, but not for the better. Enjoy the imperial system and your incredibly intelligent Supreme Court
Pumps is hoish enough to be the dalai lama just stay away from kids lmao
It’s called agua fresca not spa water 😒
THANK GOD HEATHER TALKED ABOUT STARBUCKS like why do people like that shit….? Sorry about your pussy heather :( heal fast girl boss
SPLIT CUSTODY OF A DOG???? HAD IT! Letttt it efffing go. Get a new dog, I cannot.
Ok so I just start this with I’m gay and I try to understand everything that is going on. I read the bill and to give the readers digest version it basically says that they’re not supposed to teach that to children 5-8. I love y’all and you bring endless laughs but can some of the political stuff be left at the door a bit? I keep coming back to laugh and get away from the nut bags of the world. 5:46
Thank you!
I did a quick google and -
The rule states that Florida educators “shall not intentionally provide classroom instruction to students in grades four through 12 on sexual orientation or gender identity unless such instruction is either expressly required by state academic standards … or is part of a reproductive health course or health lesson for which a student’s parent has the option to have his or her student not attend.”
Shhh…. Nobody is supposed to find out….
14:17 imagine being this insecure
Serious, limp handshakes are wack, like who taught them that
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