I Don’t Have Time to Pee with Hannah Berner

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @kadeknipp2417
    @kadeknipp2417 Год назад +195

    justice for mackenzeighee and broocklinn

  • @thejbeck17
    @thejbeck17 Год назад +81

    we need an “ABC’s of We’ve Had It”!! they use so many fun words so frequently: browbeating, grandstanding, journey, showboating, yakmouth, and so many more we need to compile!!

  • @jennyrstanley1
    @jennyrstanley1 Год назад +14

    The fact that you two cackle hysterically and unapologetically at your hate mail says it all for me. 😍

  • @Jnoname617
    @Jnoname617 Год назад +33

    “Diet Coke people are not okay”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead. So accurate 😂

    • @PWB69
      @PWB69 10 месяцев назад

      As a diet coke gay, I can concur.

  • @kittyrawlings1896
    @kittyrawlings1896 Год назад +50

    Cackling. Jen, proudly doing a weekly vibe check, to reiterate the anti-Karen policy. Pumps, holding this info in a finger of her former smoking glove:”I would ask to speak to the manager, and they would open up my own lane just to shut me up.” You all made my day. ❤😂

  • @minnele3
    @minnele3 Год назад +5

    When Hannah said that she doesn't fully wake up till 4pm, I have never ever felt more heard and seen, because THE SAME!

  • @TheeTage
    @TheeTage Год назад +24

    Jen and Pumps really make it easy for me to want to laugh at my own sh*t too, the way they cackle at the 1 star reviews, love em! 🤣

  • @octaviaspencex
    @octaviaspencex Год назад +29

    The tour needs to include Pumps doing her sorority song or whatever you call it & a cheerleading routine. I’m British and we don’t have either of those cults here and I would die to see it

  • @sebastianpalacios7488
    @sebastianpalacios7488 Год назад +14

    for those of you curious, pickle ball first mentioned at 3:18

  • @JuanGarcia-wp3yu
    @JuanGarcia-wp3yu Год назад +9

    I always thought I was walking the journey alone of having had it with the moms that goo goo talk to their kids in public in the loudest volume possible and do the let’s see what the audience thinks head tilt, with a smirk 😂

  • @s.c.5820
    @s.c.5820 Год назад +4

    The Chick-Fil-A "hate chicken" talk is so funny! Reminds me of a Fortune Femister joke.... she said about eating Chick-Fil-A as a lesbian...."I'm fat first and gay second"! 🤣😂. I felt that hahahah

  • @YourRav
    @YourRav Год назад +5

    It’s like two worlds colliding!! Love it

  • @canaangrant9962
    @canaangrant9962 Год назад +11

    Good morning ladies!
    I was listening to this on my podcast app and I had to come to the youtube version to leave a comment and say that Pumps is right about the grocery store. I currently work in a grocery store and the managers love to understaff the front end (check out, customer service) to save money and then fuss at the cashiers about long lines and long wait times and its so frustrating to watch, but when I see someone complain and then the manager has to ring them up and bag their groceries it just feels like justice to me. Put that manager to work!

  • @mikaelarule
    @mikaelarule Год назад +5

    When Hannah brought up people judging her water intake… BABY I could hear Jen just churning lmao! I love y’all so damn much

  • @lpm4450
    @lpm4450 Год назад +11

    I need Pumps to air out more of her grievances with Jennifer 😂😂 we know what bothers Miss J about Pumps (stanleys, iced tea, over parenting) but not the other way around…let’s stir the pot

  • @enrapturingfantasy
    @enrapturingfantasy Год назад +7

    jen’s rant about *those* moms 😭😭 someone had to say it!

  • @SchoolSpeech100
    @SchoolSpeech100 Год назад +1

    1st podcast i have ever wanted to listen to! I watched all of the episodes. You guys make my day twice a week! We need more!!!! Love you guys!!

  • @ramon_unknown
    @ramon_unknown Год назад +1

    Loved this episode and the conversation between these three!

  • @BeccaP007
    @BeccaP007 Год назад +2

    She looked soooo familiar and I remember back in 2022 me and a friend saw her do stand up at the Brooklyn Comedy Club, omg I love herrrrrr! 💛 also that man’s comment was HILARIOUS. He’s right though, in about a month span I’ve watch ALL episodes and I need MORE. Lol

  • @Lbh14
    @Lbh14 Год назад +6

    They really air it for the international listeners and I am one

  • @mekla07
    @mekla07 Год назад +1

    Just when I thought this show couldn't get any better, you have HANNAH on! Love her!!!

  • @Rteest345
    @Rteest345 Год назад +4

    I never cared for Hannah on her bravo show, but here she really shines…and is freakin funny as hell! I didn’t know that about her. I’m a fan.

  • @Kbailey39
    @Kbailey39 Год назад +2

    The Walmart “cutting” is bad 😂😭 pumps!

  • @KatieLTillman
    @KatieLTillman Год назад

    The collab I have been waiting for!

  • @jamesreis3618
    @jamesreis3618 Год назад

    I totally want to adopt these 2 as my Dutch aunts. Love them.

  • @alba279
    @alba279 Год назад +1

    This might be my new favorite podcast 😂

  • @Lbh14
    @Lbh14 Год назад +1

    OMG SLAY 3 ICONS

  • @larrypotter5077
    @larrypotter5077 Год назад +5

    Give it up for day 36 of me saying I’ve had it with these airing at 3:45 AM. I’m questioning your thought process

    • @Angela-zr3re
      @Angela-zr3re Год назад

      And here I am so happy they air it at 11:45 am where I live 😂❤️

    • @joshsaunders6392
      @joshsaunders6392 Год назад

      Adderall I bet

    • @valeking5993
      @valeking5993 Год назад +5

      I assume it is so the episode is out for when ppl first wake up, even for the early risers. A ton of ppl listen to podcasts during their morning routine or commute, I’d imagine. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @NatNat4Tally
    @NatNat4Tally Год назад +14

    I can't believe Jennifer mentioned this, because I just experienced this for the first time in the salon I work at. The volume coming out of this mother fussing over her kid, was not only jarring, it was completely disruptive to the rest of the salon.
    Like a high pitched baby talking cheerleader with a megaphone. Cheering him on the entire haircut, to praising him afterwards while paying. At the furthest end of the shop, I wanted to throat punch her. I can only imagine, how the stylist with sharp scissors in her hand felt.

  • @equality_is_not_equity1010
    @equality_is_not_equity1010 Год назад +5

    True ALDIs story. A lady asked if she could “cut” in front of me because her son was in the car and she didn’t want to have him wait. I was aggravated, but said yes. I work with folks w/disabilities and thought this may be the case. Keep in mind, there’s 20 people in line and only 1 cashier. So she pays and I see her grown, 30 year old son was waiting outside for her….in the DRIVER seat. Nothing wrong with the “boy” at all. Why, why, why is her time more valuable than the other 20 shoppers that are waiting their turn…🤬

  • @brandonsmith7571
    @brandonsmith7571 Год назад +1

    The Chic-fil-a thing sent me 😂 like I’m hungry first and gay second I’ll still eat it even if they think I’m going to hell cause they’re right but I’ll go to hell with Chic-fil-a in my stomach

  • @wassup9hiya
    @wassup9hiya Год назад

    Loved this episode, Hannah is so funny!! Wish it could have been longer though

  • @austinsmerud8596
    @austinsmerud8596 Год назад +1

    LOVE this combo wow im obsessed. love you girls😍😍

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    2:55, true

  • @LEXILOVE319
    @LEXILOVE319 Год назад +3

    I want Justice for emotional support water bottles because I had it before they named it. It was just my canteen. SINCE COLLEGE. I can’t give it up. Tell them new kids Stop naming stuff and making it “cool”… I can’t keep up🤣

  • @sarahwilliams4055
    @sarahwilliams4055 Год назад

    Love Hannah Berner and now have found a new podcast!

  • @thomasinagonzalez2112
    @thomasinagonzalez2112 Год назад +1

    I'm rhe teeth clenching mom!!! 😂😂😂

  • @simplymatt13
    @simplymatt13 Год назад

    pumps looks like a christmas tree today,merry christmas everyone 🎄🥰🤣

  • @olivertovar8096
    @olivertovar8096 Год назад

    I literally love you guys, thanks for an awesome episode :)

  • @Liam-bz3so
    @Liam-bz3so Год назад

    PLEASE can you do a live show in London, we need you here!!!

  • @nicolegrunewald6507
    @nicolegrunewald6507 Год назад

    While in line at Walmart I have called customer service and asked for another line to open up. It works every time.

  • @LisaPhillips4494
    @LisaPhillips4494 Год назад

    I remember going down the highway with my 2 kids. They were fighting constantly & I told them to settle. Now I n a highway & I don't have time for this crap. Finally I pulled off the road to deal with them both. As I grabbed the door handle to get out I BROKE IT. I guess I was so mad that I busted the door handle. I will always remember that👍🤪

  • @SueOwen33
    @SueOwen33 Год назад

    😂 I think y’all would hit it with latte art because it means that the milk is steamed perfectly so that it can float on the espresso.

  • @reileysimpkins2306
    @reileysimpkins2306 Год назад

    Loveeee Hannah! Great episode!!!

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    4:11, agreed

  • @DallasABG
    @DallasABG Год назад +3

    I kinda imagine that Jennifer was the kind of mom that when her kid would say "Mommy, that woman is blank." And she'd say "She sure is, buddy, she sure is."

  • @noahyvr3739
    @noahyvr3739 Год назад +1

    this whole episode was jennifer bullying pumps and im obsessed

  • @sullyrane653
    @sullyrane653 Год назад +1

    As a Diet Coke person, I’m not okay 😂😂

  • @1Halabia
    @1Halabia Год назад +3

    No kids at the nail salon. Period. The one place I have left for quiet 😂 I raised 2 kids ( that I do love ) I am not anti-child but I am all for adult only salons & restaurants.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    7:33, not me.

  • @Lalaundercover389
    @Lalaundercover389 Год назад

    Jen almost looks like she’s wearing ankara from Nigeria,love her top ❤

  • @bekahshealthbeautyvlog3853
    @bekahshealthbeautyvlog3853 Год назад +3

    lol not her saying water gives us nothing....🙃 drink water ppl!!

  • @tobipradasri4089
    @tobipradasri4089 Год назад

    This is why I wanna move to Europe cuz people are not loud there 😂😂

  • @robinkeller7290
    @robinkeller7290 Год назад

    These ladies are my spirit animals. I never curse but now….I fucking love this shit!!

  • @michele1491
    @michele1491 Год назад +1

    True story, Carmex got me at an early age and now I always have several containers of it.

  • @nicolelafond4463
    @nicolelafond4463 Год назад +4

    I felt bad about talking loud to my kid in public, then you said about what you wanna hear. That is me, i call my kid out with funny stuff cause kids ARE lil assholes and everyone needs a laugh.

  • @collinbennett
    @collinbennett Год назад +2

    Hi Ladies! I am a huge fan. I've had it with most things in life... I'm a newer listener, can you fill me in on why we call her Pumps?

    • @MsMak03
      @MsMak03 Год назад +1

      She’s called her that for years, we don’t actually why - welcome ✊

    • @audmshultz
      @audmshultz Год назад +3

      I had to look it up hahaha- I found this on a romper article:
      Jennifer is actually the one who gave Angie her nickname - she used to call her "Angelina Pumpkintina" and the nickname "Pumps" stuck.

  • @cami1262
    @cami1262 Год назад

    Chef here. Everyone who works in restaurants is unfortunately part of the constantly consuming beverages community. Whether it’s red bull or alcohol. Or both.

  • @anthonybrown3988
    @anthonybrown3988 Год назад

    Have the tour dates been released yet?

  • @thejbeck17
    @thejbeck17 Год назад +2

    pumps has REALLY been showing her double-agent status on the pod lately, and i can tell how much JESSICA HATES IT!!! hahah

  • @JosueLamb
    @JosueLamb Год назад

    the comment calling these two lovely ladies miserable cows almost made me crash my car i was laughing so hard 😂 moo bitch!

  • @ezi1691
    @ezi1691 Год назад +1

    Where’s Jens yacht captain attire 😅

  • @Joshb.1219
    @Joshb.1219 Год назад +2

    Love this podcast, four ads in less than an hour is just shameless.

    • @sannydee
      @sannydee Год назад

      Adblock that shit. They don’t need the money.

  • @christybergmann5105
    @christybergmann5105 Год назад +2

    Watching you while drinking my big ass Diet Coke 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tobipradasri4089
    @tobipradasri4089 Год назад

    The best decision that my husband and I have made is to not adopting kids, we can just go wherever we want I can buy many Prada bags I want 😂😂😂

  • @B-rian937
    @B-rian937 Год назад

    Having been on the management end of the lines too long Karen my favorite response is usually "well, sometimes in life you just have to wait." Turn and walk away.

  • @juditelmdc
    @juditelmdc Год назад +1

    It is not a emotional water bottle it is a bubba like the 1 year old we all are. It’s an adult snippy cup.

  • @michelleelmore1875
    @michelleelmore1875 Год назад +1

    You guys are the best but Hannah is still cringeworthy since Summer House! Can't unsee the things she did in Kyle and Amanda's room🥺

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад

      This makes zero sense to me.. gonna go find out.

  • @jennyzimmerman3481
    @jennyzimmerman3481 Год назад

    I love that your husband is sober and just wants to hide.. Cuz I'm sober and I'm just over everything.. i have friends i FaceTime them if i want to . But don't if i don't want to. Yes!

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    27:09, Christina P?

  • @elijolesy
    @elijolesy Год назад

    As a fellow Oklahoman I much prefer the title Pumps, Princess Diana of Oklahoma rather than of the podcast world. We Oklahomans need better representation and it’s Pumps 😂

  • @c.t.4837
    @c.t.4837 Год назад +1

    Jen and Hannah should do a tennis match or pickle ball ! Pumps in the stands with her husband Stanley ! I would pay to watch!

  • @KeyB22
    @KeyB22 Год назад +1

    I loveee Hannah and I loveee y'all!! I suggest next guest to be Hasanabi!

  • @kellyadair3610
    @kellyadair3610 Год назад

    Tea is 90% water 💦

  • @SpidersFace
    @SpidersFace Год назад +1

    HATE CHICKEN, IM SOBBING

  • @deniseambayec7931
    @deniseambayec7931 Год назад

    Have Matteo lane on the pod!

  • @MoonDoggieAngel13
    @MoonDoggieAngel13 Год назад

    I think the word Housewives used in these horrific shows, is the joke. These women are polar opposite from the archaic stereotypical meaning of the word itself. Love love love your friendship & podcast.

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Год назад

    You gales are 5star!!!!

  • @JENNIFERBOO
    @JENNIFERBOO Год назад

    Hannah is my sleep twin. I Need 9 hours sleep….but only get 5-6 Ffffffff HAD IT Hate It

  • @DanSlaughter85
    @DanSlaughter85 6 месяцев назад

    Don't get me started on "unsweetened" tea. It's not under its PLAIN. It's plain iced tea.
    😂The lesbians are laughing at y'all complaining about the length of straight sex.😂

  • @craigwinkler2887
    @craigwinkler2887 Год назад +2

    yeah stop with the chick-fil-a

  • @tjc8422
    @tjc8422 Год назад

    I understand that having guests grows your audience but can we please have one episode a week of just the two of y’all and maybe your staff cause these guests aren’t always giving (with all due respect)

  • @Lalaundercover389
    @Lalaundercover389 Год назад +1

    DO YOU WANT THE NUGGIES

  • @lrm52283
    @lrm52283 Год назад

    I think the moms lie bc misery loves company and/or bc it increases the odds you'll join their mlm if you're a #girlmom/boymom too

  • @caribqueen63
    @caribqueen63 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Kankescu
    @Kankescu Год назад +1

    Tea is a diuretic, right?

  • @dakottahunt6060
    @dakottahunt6060 Год назад

    The Goldilocks spacing applies to cars in a drive through. Why the HELL do you need to leave a cars space distance in a DRIVE THROUGH!! MOVE UP!

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 Год назад

    I loved the pandemic when we kept far apart. Sometimes I want to turn around and cough, or say...buddy, I can smell you! Get back!

  • @octaviaspencex
    @octaviaspencex Год назад

    I want Pumps to adopt me

  • @nymiee
    @nymiee Год назад

    Let's gooooo :)))

  • @brijmsn
    @brijmsn Год назад

    Living in Oklahoma must be insufferable. Why didn't you move out when you were 18 Jen? Jesus.

  • @spionkop7874
    @spionkop7874 4 месяца назад

    Was it good parenting or boasting🤔

  • @joshsaunders6392
    @joshsaunders6392 Год назад +2

    Not a Walmart fan but she oozes Walmart

  • @R-anne7375
    @R-anne7375 Год назад +2

    My friends and I do the same thing with all of Biden's ridiculous gaffs that media doesn't air.

  • @ambriaashley3383
    @ambriaashley3383 Год назад +1

    Can you talk about this ridiculous situation with denying the Tulsa OK race massacre survivors any reparations?? I’ve had it with that. 😡

  • @oliviasmith5967
    @oliviasmith5967 Год назад

    Chick-fil-a closed on Sundays in an AIRPORT is the most offensive

  • @darienmarmol9847
    @darienmarmol9847 Год назад +1

    As a Gay man I eat hate chicken 10 days a week.

  • @Graymage69420
    @Graymage69420 Год назад +1

    Sadly me (gay) and my gay friends still partake in the hate chicken… I know it’s wrong but it’s one of the only decent restaurants nearby 😅

    • @c.t.4837
      @c.t.4837 Год назад

      😂 gay and I get it