These ladies are such a paradox in the best way possible. Straight shooting G's dressed in yacht chic. I wish they'd do an episode stoned to the bone 😂😂
love the fact that Jessica recognizes that she shouldn’t give people instructions on what they do. it’s like last week’s NYC driver never got bombarded so much that she needed to tip them 5K. I’ve started following you when you first started and I’m extremely happy that you’re getting the global recognition for your unparalleled therapeutic podcasting that you long deserved. I can’t wait for you to dethrone Joe Rogan. Much love from Saudi Arabia 💕
I love this podcast. It’s my new fav! Here’s an idea for I’ve Had It. I’ve had it with people who say “I haven’t heard from you in awhile”. I’ve really had it with that. Aren’t friendships supposed to be 2 way? Why am I always called out for this?? Can’t that person also pick up the phone and call me?
For The Permanent Record 34:02- Pumps just admitted that she is never on time. Go back 15 episodes (give or take) where she died on the hill that she was a punctual person *get this noted asap, this was a beautiful day & great day for Jennifer and Jennifer only*
These ladies.. “oh we’ve had it with shirts with sayings”… and then announce their merch??! Safe to say my best friend bought us matching sweat shirts. Thank you.
I've had it: a friend of mine moved out of town to a place I only visit occassionally & started bartending at a bar I HATE in a part of town I don't always go to...So I went way out of my way to say hi to him one night & he was legit mad at me for not visiting him...I LIVE 2 HOURS AWAY FROM HIM! Later I went to see him again...he had moved to a different state & didn't even tell me after he was mad at me for not staying in contact with him. REALLY BISH??
I love these ladies. I want to tell you how much I love this show. I tell everyone about it. And nearly screaming with laughter sometimes. Love all that you ladies stand for and that you can take the piss and not get offended. Btw I listen from Northern Ireland. An American in the UK!
People that ask for advice and don’t take it = ask-holes “I saw you in Whole Foods and you didn’t say hi so I thought you were mad at me” Angie: B*tch I don’t think about you! LEGEND
Pumps: So, there are people [who] just think we are assholes, which is probably true. Jessica: I think we are assholes. Pumps: I don’t think there’s any question about it.
You had mentioned documentaries, here are a few of my favorites “Love, Gilda” “Forgiving Dr.Mengele” “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” “The Eyes of Tammy Faye”(not the same as the movie w/ Jessica Chastain) “The Celluloid Closet” “The Times of Harvey Milk” “Madonna:Truth or Dare”
Jennifer describing having a child is exactly how I feel as a owner of afree roam minilop bunny! Exhausted all the time. Haven't forgot to brush my teeth but as a single bun owner I have literally fallen asleep mid-dinner..lol! Count yourself lucky that babies cannot go 45 miles per hour or jump 3 ft in the air!
I missed the name of the reviewer at the beginning of the podcast and as Kylie read it I thought my husband wrote it because he thinks I’m nuts for RE listening to podcasts since I finished the back log last month. 😂😂
Okay… I don’t love the ads and fast forward thru them EVERYtime…but i got a glimpse of the skims one. Jesus Christ. Pumps is looking hotter than shit! FUEGO! Can’t wait to see you ladies next weekend in DC!! 🎉
That’s crazy…. My best friend could be around the corner from me, and even though we haven’t seen each other in ages. I still wouldn’t say anything and vice versa. My aunty lives in a different county she comes to Dublin, but we wouldn’t see her. But that’s fine by us. I talk to my friend on the phone, then it goes quiet for about 20 minutes then we talk again. We’re just weird like that 😆😂😅. Also all my social media accounts are private only my friends can see them. I don’t want people from work checking up on me 😉. Great show today 💕💕💕.
Here is what I’m “manifesting”…that you continue to be my grey sprinkle to the rainbow cupcakes who are inspirational quoters, powermoms, and people who over share their “journey” when nobody cares.
Back when my (2) kids played baseball and softball I had this one woman (sort of friend) that would think her life is so much busier and hectic because she had 3 kids!!! Ok Micki. You have 1 more kid than me. Good for you. Christ. I hate people. 😂😂😂😂
Can y'all please say something about these tik tok girlies making these restock asthetic videos? I've had it with these videos of you restocking your guest bathroom with the entire stock of what Target sells. Is it really necessary for you to have 29 bottles of body wash for your guest to choose from? How many showers are they gonna take? I've had it! Love your podcast ladies, gets me through the day!
37:37 that is AAVE and working-class white speech, in general. It's just a social class difference in terms of speaking in the South. Upper middle class people, black or white, would rarely say that. There's tons of sociolinguistic research on this sort of stuff, and I think the differences are enriching.
I’ve had coworkers and friends who would say to me; “I drove by you the other day and you didn’t wave to me”. Do I even know what the fuck car you drive? Was I even looking you in the eye as you drove by? WTF!?!?!
Omg the inspirational quotes abuse is real. I’ve seen some drama-filled people on my timeline that post quotes and they need to follow the advice the quote is giving 😅 they’ll expose exes or people and then post a quote about “peace” and need to cut toxic people off… ummm people need to cut YOU off
The thing is as I get older the other persons face doesn’t register to my brain as quickly anymore. I may see them from across the store but I may need time to remember. But if you saw come and say HI.
I LOVE YOU TWO TO DEATH!!! HOWEVER, YOUR FORCING ME TO BE A MALE KAREN LEAVE YOU THIS REVIEW AND INVOKE THAT IM A VETERAN AND I SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO A TICKET TO YOUR DC SHOW 😭😭. How dare you be sold out‼️. Jk. Love yall. (But I hate you 😒)
Guys im begging you do a collab with the "normal gossip" podcast though it is yukmouth adjacent the potential of yalls energies colliding could be amazing i feel it 🤌🏻🤞🏻
These ladies are such a paradox in the best way possible. Straight shooting G's dressed in yacht chic. I wish they'd do an episode stoned to the bone 😂😂
i was just thinking about how funny they'd be to get stoned w/!
OMG!!!! Yes, pretty please!
I have been tapping the vein, jet stream, mainline, slamming this pod. It is my new FAVORITE thing. I have found my people.
“Fuck it paint your walls fuchsia!” Trixie was definitely the client.
love the fact that Jessica recognizes that she shouldn’t give people instructions on what they do.
it’s like last week’s NYC driver never got bombarded so much that she needed to tip them 5K.
I’ve started following you when you first started and I’m extremely happy that you’re getting the global recognition for your unparalleled therapeutic podcasting that you long deserved.
I can’t wait for you to dethrone Joe Rogan.
Much love from Saudi Arabia 💕
I love this podcast. It’s my new fav! Here’s an idea for I’ve Had It. I’ve had it with people who say “I haven’t heard from you in awhile”. I’ve really had it with that. Aren’t friendships supposed to be 2 way? Why am I always called out for this?? Can’t that person also pick up the phone and call me?
I would love a Brittany Broski episode… love y’all
My cold heart might feel something if this actually happened
How does this comment not have a million likes
Please
For The Permanent Record 34:02- Pumps just admitted that she is never on time. Go back 15 episodes (give or take) where she died on the hill that she was a punctual person *get this noted asap, this was a beautiful day & great day for Jennifer and Jennifer only*
This is my FAVE episode thus far! It gave me so much joy that I’ve already gotta relisten.
So excited for the next pod! Been binge watching so many. ♥️
so glad she said she wants to make her life smaller in middle age, that's been my instinct and bliss and that was so validating
“Who the Fuck is blessing my day” hahaha
Best. Podcast. EVER!!! I look forward to each episode!! On a bad day, I will rewatch several episodes and things are so much better!! I love y'all!!
yes my two fav pods collide !
pumps is feeling her barbie fantasy in today's episode 💝
Love you guys. I have to tell you guys that you say Journey all the time. For the permanent record:) there is time to correct this problem 😂
These ladies.. “oh we’ve had it with shirts with sayings”… and then announce their merch??! Safe to say my best friend bought us matching sweat shirts. Thank you.
And just like that…this QUICKLY became my new obsession.
You ladies are just too funny.
Thank you for doing the Lord’s work. 😜
So good!😂
I've had it: a friend of mine moved out of town to a place I only visit occassionally & started bartending at a bar I HATE in a part of town I don't always go to...So I went way out of my way to say hi to him one night & he was legit mad at me for not visiting him...I LIVE 2 HOURS AWAY FROM HIM! Later I went to see him again...he had moved to a different state & didn't even tell me after he was mad at me for not staying in contact with him. REALLY BISH??
I love these ladies. I want to tell you how much I love this show. I tell everyone about it. And nearly screaming with laughter sometimes. Love all that you ladies stand for and that you can take the piss and not get offended. Btw I listen from Northern Ireland. An American in the UK!
Northern Ireland ... what'd you lose a bet? :)
Loved them in Sweet Home…love them here! These are my people!❤
Can’t wait to see you ladies on the 12th in Philly!!!!
You guys are so fun. Thank you
Jen and Pumps getting their Skims bag ❤ queenies
People that ask for advice and don’t take it = ask-holes
“I saw you in Whole Foods and you didn’t say hi so I thought you were mad at me”
Angie: B*tch I don’t think about you!
LEGEND
I'm new to this podcast and love it, is there merch that says "Titty-Baby" yet? I need a shirt
I would totally buy that!
Pumps: So, there are people [who] just think we are assholes, which is probably true.
Jessica: I think we are assholes.
Pumps: I don’t think there’s any question about it.
I'm in Norman. I'm so excited that there's a real life possibility I could just run into Jennifer or Pumps in my everyday life.
to clarify not to yak mouth but only to say I love the podcast and a polite hello
you guys are probably responsible for the positive change in my mental health😂❤
Jenn I’m totally feeling your necklace (s). Love 💛
It’s all shriveled up, Jen. LOL
Posting inspirational posts on social media is attention seeking behavior and I’ve HAD IT!
Pumps is a cotton candy delight today
You had mentioned documentaries, here are a few of my favorites
“Love, Gilda”
“Forgiving Dr.Mengele”
“Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work”
“The Eyes of Tammy Faye”(not the same as the movie w/ Jessica Chastain)
“The Celluloid Closet”
“The Times of Harvey Milk”
“Madonna:Truth or Dare”
“B*tch I don’t even think about you”. Goddess energy if I ever knew it
You had me at listeners/patients
I had a needy friend and she was actually neglected growing up and not a titty baby, still hard to have patience with that behavior though
People who ask for your help/advice and then argue with it are what I like to call ~askholes~
You beat me to it! Askholes are the worst.
I have fully incorporated “tittie baby” into my vocabulary. My life is better because of this.
Jennifer said she’s not jumping into something if they’re the expert…um unless they are a driver for the today show 😂
Omg yes 😂😂
So happy that even though pride month is finished that we have an outwardly lesbian (pumps) co-host on an amazing podcast that feeds the needy ❤❤❤
I ADORE you ladies
Yesss. Every week, like clockwork, it is my prescription refill of less bull shit!❤❤
If you guys can ever get Michelle Buteau as a guest I think I'm just going to be ovulating throughout the entire length of that episode
omgomg yes love me some michelle buteau!!
lol 100% on the billionarie measurement face-off thing
i just realized theyre calling all of us C U N T's when pumps does the outro 🤭
Jennifer describing having a child is exactly how I feel as a owner of afree roam minilop bunny! Exhausted all the time. Haven't forgot to brush my teeth but as a single bun owner I have literally fallen asleep mid-dinner..lol! Count yourself lucky that babies
cannot go 45 miles per hour or jump 3 ft in the air!
I've had it with the Live. Laugh. Love people, the signs all of it, it is 💯 played out.
Hi Richard and Pumps. Hey Jessica n Kaylee 🤣
Can you guys start putting time stamps?
Love you guys 🇦🇺
6:41, 😆
If you want to have a blessed day: take a sip of iced tea from your Stanley Cup and watch this pod 😍😘💕
9:57 AARON1842 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I missed the name of the reviewer at the beginning of the podcast and as Kylie read it I thought my husband wrote it because he thinks I’m nuts for RE listening to podcasts since I finished the back log last month. 😂😂
Okay… I don’t love the ads and fast forward thru them EVERYtime…but i got a glimpse of the skims one. Jesus Christ. Pumps is looking hotter than shit! FUEGO! Can’t wait to see you ladies next weekend in DC!! 🎉
Jen looks soooo good in black
Out here fighting off the titty babies for you! Love you both so much! Cannot wait to see you in ATL next week OMG
Thank you for your service! I'm going to see them in Austin November 28. How was the live show?
I fucking love you guys!!! 😂
Those people who ask, then argue/ignore the answer. I call those ones ask-holes. ❤
That’s crazy….
My best friend could be around the corner from me, and even though we haven’t seen each other in ages. I still wouldn’t say anything and vice versa. My aunty lives in a different county she comes to Dublin, but we wouldn’t see her. But that’s fine by us.
I talk to my friend on the phone, then it goes quiet for about 20 minutes then we talk again.
We’re just weird like that 😆😂😅.
Also all my social media accounts are private only my friends can see them. I don’t want people from work checking up on me 😉.
Great show today 💕💕💕.
Here is what I’m “manifesting”…that you continue to be my grey sprinkle to the rainbow cupcakes who are inspirational quoters, powermoms, and people who over share their “journey” when nobody cares.
Will y’all be adding OKC or Tulsa to your tour? 🥺
pumps is my dating coach of choice. it's blind leading the blind. have a blessed day, ladies. im looking at you, jessica
Most people who say blessed will be the first ones to curse you out.
37:59 I have stolen and use regularly now
“Have the day you deserve”
I piss my friends off so they leave me alone! I keep my one bestie since we were 14, I'm 64 now.
Back when my (2) kids played baseball and softball I had this one woman (sort of friend) that would think her life is so much busier and hectic because she had 3 kids!!! Ok Micki. You have 1 more kid than me. Good for you. Christ. I hate people. 😂😂😂😂
Can y'all please say something about these tik tok girlies making these restock asthetic videos? I've had it with these videos of you restocking your guest bathroom with the entire stock of what Target sells. Is it really necessary for you to have 29 bottles of body wash for your guest to choose from? How many showers are they gonna take? I've had it!
Love your podcast ladies, gets me through the day!
The way Jennifer says "toilet"
Where is the Kylie and Richard cam ? Misisng that part of the pod 😢
An episode without a sneaky mention of pickleball. Idk if I should be grateful or concerned.
37:37 that is AAVE and working-class white speech, in general. It's just a social class difference in terms of speaking in the South. Upper middle class people, black or white, would rarely say that. There's tons of sociolinguistic research on this sort of stuff, and I think the differences are enriching.
I've had it with people who post stuff and then turn off comments.
“What’re y’all doing at lulu lemon!”
I’ve had coworkers and friends who would say to me; “I drove by you the other day and you didn’t wave to me”. Do I even know what the fuck car you drive? Was I even looking you in the eye as you drove by? WTF!?!?!
😂 HELLO Y'ALL 😅
You never outgrow your need for a snarky tee shirt. "CRAP! THAT'S DUE TOMORROW???"--Thomas Jefferson 7/3/76"
Please we need Jessie Woo on this podcast 🙏 NEED
Lazy Twats ⁉️⁉️💯
On a T shirt⁉️
YES Please💯
Every time you guys say,"Journey ", Kylie should press the , eye roll God damn city button...
I have an RBG shirt that I’ll never give up 😊
Can princess diana tell us the worst/best divorce stories?
Jennifers arms and Pumps legs are AMAZING 🤩
'#chest' for Pumps' glorious bosom.
I've told ppl "the world isn't against you, because the world doesn't know you exist" :) ENOUGH with victimhood!
Hi Jennifer. Hi Pumps.
HGTV is the worst thing to ever happen to the Interior Design profession. Everybody thinks they know better.
Omg the inspirational quotes abuse is real. I’ve seen some drama-filled people on my timeline that post quotes and they need to follow the advice the quote is giving 😅 they’ll expose exes or people and then post a quote about “peace” and need to cut toxic people off… ummm people need to cut YOU off
Hi Kiley
Omg thats me. Imma greatest fucking friend ever. Role model period.
first pod im watching day of 🤩 y’all are a fucking riot
Bitches, I’ve found my kindred spirits. And I love them.
Usually Christians use to term “blessed” to say your day should be pleasant.
Sorry this is off the subject but have you n Pumps ever gotten into a big fight where you didn’t talk for a while ?
Still manifesting Jerry Seinfeld as a guest
The thing is as I get older the other persons face doesn’t register to my brain as quickly anymore. I may see them from across the store but I may need time to remember. But if you saw come and say HI.
I LOVE YOU TWO TO DEATH!!! HOWEVER, YOUR FORCING ME TO BE A MALE KAREN LEAVE YOU THIS REVIEW AND INVOKE THAT IM A VETERAN AND I SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO A TICKET TO YOUR DC SHOW 😭😭. How dare you be sold out‼️. Jk. Love yall. (But I hate you 😒)
Guys im begging you do a collab with the "normal gossip" podcast though it is yukmouth adjacent the potential of yalls energies colliding could be amazing i feel it 🤌🏻🤞🏻
People who post random bible verses in their social media bio’s.
Had It!!
Brittany Broski would be an amazing guest
Omfg yesss 🎉 she’s awesome
pumps looks so hot in the skims ad i rewatched it twice