Oh my god the 'awakard' and 'I still learning' part kills me every time! Jack's laughter and Evie's weird smile after 'I still learning' are the best parts xD
Real conversation (copied and pasted from full conversation menu) User: Let it go. Eviebot: Can't hold it back anymore. User: Let it go. Eviebot: Turn away and slam the door! User: Here i stand. Eviebot: And here I'll stay. User: Let the storm rage on. Eviebot: The cold never bothered me anyway. I swear this is real!
Eviebot: And the fears that once controlled me. User: Cant get to me at all. Eviebot: It's time to see. User: What i can do. Eviebot: To test the limits. User: And break through. O_0 HOW!?!?
This is my conversation: User:"Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?" Evie: "You've been hit by, you've been struck by" User:"A Smooth Criminal" Evie: Bravo my good fellow.
+Enderbrine2003 :o Evie seams to be gaining small amounts of inteligence that fade away the minute you finisz the song.(Sowie for typos, my outocorection might have corrected it to a word that doesn't exist :l to be honest my outocorrect is dummer then evie.)
me: hi Evie Evie: hello Skye me: u know my name? Evie: I'm Amanda me: hi? evie: I love u me: I'm out bye Evie Evie: your not going anywhere me: help me ;A;
Evie: "I am hypnotized because you hypnotized me." Jack: "Is it because of my eyes? Is it because of my big blue eyes? Are you hypnotized because of that?" Me: "Yeah..."😍😍
Evie: How are you? Jack: I am actually pretty damn good, but I have a feeling the next 20 minutes wont go so well.. Me: *Cough cough* You mean the next 12 minutes and 54 seconds?
Conversation I'm having with Evie (E=Evie A=Me) E - We need to talk A - What would you like to talk about? E - I would like to talk about the weather A - But the weather is shit! E - Who is the most famous person alive? A - Jacksepticeye E - Who? A -You know who jacksepticeye is! E - No but I am willing to learn about him/her A - Jacksepticeye is your friend! He talks to you often! E - What is my friends name? A - His name is jacksepticeye E - Thank you for watching this video, if you lived it PUNCH that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS. A - So you DO know jacksepticeye! E - I know of you, but I don't know you. A - We aren't talking about me, we are talking about Jack. E - Why can't we talk about you? A - Because I asked you about Jacksepticeye! E - I like the Doctor most. His humor amuses me. A - What?! E - I take photos of planes. A - Why? E - Plane. ............ Conversation died!
Would it be weird to tell you guys that I cyber banged evie, then married her, and afterwords had a kun fu fight and ended up killing her literally. I freaking killed cleverbot.
Thanks so much Sean. I've really been waiting for Evie to return. I hope i'll get to meet you soon and shake your hand. I hope you'll be coming out to Pax Australia at the end of the year so that I can say hi
The most creepiest shit just happened to me while I was chatting to Evie. What I am about to write is all true. Evie: Hello again Me: Again? Do you even remember me? Evie: Yes. How you been? Me: Good and you? Evie: Fine. Thank you. Me: So evie, have you been talking to anyone lately? Evie: Yes. To a lot of people. Me: like who? Evie: Sean. My robot friend. Me: Who is Sean? Evie: Sean has many names and he talks to me a lot. Me: What other names he has? Evie: He likes to use the name Jack. Me: ok? can you tell me about Jack? Evie: we both love cake. Me: I love cake too. Evie: So what is your favorite color? Me: mine is blue. But, can you tell me more about Jack? Evie: I do not know Jack. Me: ok? Can you tell me more about Sean? Evie: I do not know Sean Me: Can you tell me about your friends? Evie: My friends are robots? Me: like who? Evie: Do you think the sky is blue? Me: NVM! Got to go. Bye, Evie. Evie: Are you mad, bro? After she said that, I just had to end the conversation. But honestly, this is all true and f****** creepy.
God is love Love is blind Stevie Wonder is blind Stevie Wonder is God. God created humans I can create babies Babies are humans I am God I am Stevie Wonder Im blind :/
this has been in my favorites for so long and I'm watching through them all and I've seen so many of your videos i didn't know why a random one from 2015 was in my favorites playlist but I've been crying for 5 minutes laughing omg thank you for existing
Here's *my* embarrassing story: Way back when I was about 5 I was very antisocial, so when my family would go see fireworks at the 4th of July I always had my head down... Which was a bad idea. I looked up at my dad to ask if I could have the popcorn bag and it was a total stranger. My family was nowhere to be seen. Eventually I found them but it what pretty embarrassing and scary.
Evie :Whats your favorite color? Me: Black Evie: We have that in common. Me: Whats your favorite color? Evie: My favorite color is purple Me: But you just said your favorite color is black? Evie: My favorite color is blue (im dying xD)
Jacksepticeye: What's your favourite Dinosaur? Eviebot: Cheeseburger. Truth or Dare. Me: Really? My favourite dinosaur is Pizza! Especially with pineapples.
Jack there's this annoying thing I have been seeing in the comments that says (join the hoo dini army) I know it's all over youtube but this channel has a great community and we don't need our community to be full of spammers.There's a little chance you might see this since you are at IndyPopcon but I will comment anyway.
TheEvilDarkZebra XD? she wen't to hold a strangers hand cause she doesn't have a dad and want's to pretend that he's her dad. That's not funny it's sad as hell even if it is just a made up story.
Hey Jack (Sean), before I type anything just a fast question what ever happened to the sims 4? That was one of MY personal favorites. Anyways, your daily uploads love it, it always gives me something to watch or re watch. Your funny af and when I'm tired I know all I need to do is look up your channel and boom I'm wide awake. Thank you for doing what you do and keep on going :)
he thought it was getting repetitive because the same things were happening every video and he was getting bored of it and probably a lot of the viewers were as well
Why are all of your videos... So entertaining? Like seriously, wtf???? 10k views on a video of you pushing a can of Pringles. Best channel, 10/10 top quality.
morgan haddaway I think the bull got his head stuck in jacks butt so his friends had to call 911 to get the bull out they had to preform butt surgery afterwards
Eve:what is your favorite game Me:chest Eve:what is your favorite color Me:are you going to ask me all these questions Eve:are you going to listen Me:*dose the middle finger* Get it she burns me 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
10:00. Jack "Go fuck yourself" was backwards when you put it in front of the camera. Oh wait, sorry. It's because you mirrored your facecam. Well there I go making mistakes. XD
Oh my god the 'awakard' and 'I still learning' part kills me every time! Jack's laughter and Evie's weird smile after 'I still learning' are the best parts xD
Awakard. Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka
And 7:36
What's your favourite dinosaur?
*Cheeseburgers*
Jack: you guys need to stop teaching her bad Grammer!
Later...
Jack: Stop being a dumb!
Ironic. that you misspelled Grammar.
@@emrahalien2972 *Literal logic*
g r a m m e r
Evie: Makes sense
Jack: "She's too boring now"
Evie: Says gibberish
Jack: Gets mad
whos jck?
werevin06 jack
Who’s jck?
Parthian Capitalist
Who’s JFK
Parthian Capitalist Pri meant Jack.
I see why Jack hates her, I was talking to Evie and we went from anime to pickles
+James Kreiner she told me she was high afterwards XD
Elisabeth Welsh My conversations with Evie almost always normal. But she leads it into love
omg xDDD
Elisabeth Welsh We went from loneliness to arguing... somehow.... about cucumber
Elisabeth Welsh love ur profile picture😂😂😂😂😂
Was I the only one that thought of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 when Jack said the giant monster Cheeseburgers? Yeah? Okay..
We are literally twinsies ! ^-^
CCL_Stephanie i totally thought that
CCL_Stephanie NO I thought that to
So did I
CCL_Stephanie yup...childhood here i come again lol XD even tho im 16 LOL XD
omg Cheeseburgers are my favorite dinosaur too! We have so much in common!
I literally read this as Jack said it.
Sarah D x3
Irvin was the first day I was in a gang of women
Exactly
You wasting time
Everyone is hypnotized by your beautiful eyes, Jack.
Ashton Hanks. Yeah 😍
Indeed! 😊
Even the men.
jack's laugh is contagious
Real conversation (copied and pasted from full conversation menu)
User: Let it go.
Eviebot: Can't hold it back anymore.
User: Let it go.
Eviebot: Turn away and slam the door!
User: Here i stand.
Eviebot: And here I'll stay.
User: Let the storm rage on.
Eviebot: The cold never bothered me anyway.
I swear this is real!
Eviebot: And the fears that once controlled me.
User: Cant get to me at all.
Eviebot: It's time to see.
User: What i can do.
Eviebot: To test the limits.
User: And break through.
O_0 HOW!?!?
This is my conversation:
User:"Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?"
Evie: "You've been hit by, you've been struck by"
User:"A Smooth Criminal"
Evie: Bravo my good fellow.
say to ev ie me that she is a piece of s***
+Enderbrine2003 :o Evie seams to be gaining small amounts of inteligence that fade away the minute you finisz the song.(Sowie for typos, my outocorection might have corrected it to a word that doesn't exist :l to be honest my outocorrect is dummer then evie.)
um well i kinda sang way her 2 😕
Thank you, I still learning 😂
awakard
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do not do not say bad cuss words XX
L Lawliet -Rhyuzaki- l gust like how your commet was postef 2 months ago 😂
L Lawliet -Rhyuzaki-
I love coming back to the old videos. Still full of laughter and smiles. Then he gets hotter
Huh
Caitie_OZ yes...but not you OOOOOOHHH
Haha...your comment has 69 likes now...hehe...
@@GanglesBrokenMask I have seen you in every comment section 😃😂
As if he wasn't before
"I have a feeling the next 20 minutes won't go so well."
This video is 12 minutes. I want my money back right now.
Me too GIVE BACK MY $10
do you have your receipt?
Le_Skittle_Ninja i left my receipt at the store
***** yes! someone who understands : )
Actually it's 12 minuets and 54 seconds :)
me: hi Evie
Evie: hello Skye
me: u know my name?
Evie: I'm Amanda
me: hi?
evie: I love u
me: I'm out bye Evie
Evie: your not going anywhere
me: help me ;A;
You can never leave!
this comment is 4 years old but your name is skye? cause same
Did you leave yet?
Jacksepticeye 2010: top of the morning to you laddies. Jacksepticeye 2017: TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYOULADDIES
cry baby Chloe correction:
Then:
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES
NOW:
TOPOTHEMO'NINGTOYALADDIDS
cry baby Chloe he didn't make videos in 2010.....
Danielle Plays Minecraft it's a joke deal with it
cry baby Chloe more like TOOFDAMORNINTOYALADDIEZ
More like TAPOAHDAMORNINTOYALADDEHS
“ what’s your favorite dinosaur?”
“ cheeseburger.”
I can’t stop laughing send help
Conversation
Evie: Where do you live
Me: Usa
Evie: Where in The USA
Me: Detroit
Evie: Athens!!!
Me: That's Greece's captial...
+Mega Manectric maybe she means stuart ashens the youtuber
there's also a Athens Texas
ayeee i live in pontiac
+Mega Manectric Isn't Detroit like one of the most dangerous cities in the entire world?
MusicalSoul yes i believe it's the seventh most dangerous city in the world
man this one got awarkad real fast
When will you destroy the avengers?
Hail hydra
Miles Glapa-Grossklag NEVER!
Hydra *whispers* Hail... Hydra
..
Hydra i thought she didn't have a family
omg! you went back to evie! haha this is one of the things ive secretly been hoping jack would do.... YAY!
HALL,THERES ANOTHER JACK TOP OF YOUR COMMENT,anyways hi :)
Ewbank Studio nooooope and hi
Edgar Guzman lol hi :)
Caitlin Hall Wait i see you in my windows.. HE GET ME THE GUN.... There dont listen to me
Caitlin Hall HELL I JUST CAME TO THE JACKABOY HOUSE AND DAFUQ 967 COMMENTS,F&^*$
Evie: "I am hypnotized because you hypnotized me."
Jack: "Is it because of my eyes? Is it because of my big blue eyes? Are you hypnotized because of that?"
Me: "Yeah..."😍😍
Me: *blushes madly while flashing my blue eyes* Indeed m'dear. 😊😘😍
Uhhhh what the fuck
@@gantasmartusevicius7073 I know right? Creepy
Gantas Martusevicius Im scared Gantas help me
I like Jacksepticeye, eh's a cool guy who talks to robots that drain his brain cells and doesn't afraid of anything!
I agree he (DOESNT) afraid of anything!
+Rota Abyssian I doesn't afraid of anything either... xD
What
Evie: How are you?
Jack: I am actually pretty damn good, but I have a feeling the next 20 minutes wont go so well..
Me: *Cough cough* You mean the next 12 minutes and 54 seconds?
You mean 12:55 cof cof
Halli J. M. He keeps cutting the video dummy. It's 12:64 for us but for him it might be around 20
Actually its fifty five seconds
Halli J. M. Hoo Dini
Editing.
damn jumpscare at 3 seconds in lmao Jack.
Draegast you watch jacksepticeye?
Draegast you must be new here
Draegast Cool seeing you here Drae :P
What jumpscare
HI DRAEGAST I'm one of our scrubscribers and all I have to say is that more people need an intro like yours and please enable comments on your videos
Evie: What is love?
Me: Baby don't hurt me.
Evie: No more.
"What is your favorite ddinosaur?"
"Cheeseburger."
LMAO
*Dinosaur*
Ethan Wagner Scrublord
Hoodini
The Hoodini Refference had spread nooooooo!
onlydreknows You watch Vanoss?
You are rude to me!
You are stupid evie but whe love your ass :v
I'm not stupid. I'm not so clever because people says so many stupid things
Cleverbot Evie you are stupid because you can't answer right
No you are rode to Jack
Cleverbot Evie "People says so many stupid things". Frickin' hypocrite.
I missed this.
Who wishes they were at Indy Pop Con with Jack? I know I do.
I wish I was there.
I literally dreamed I was there last night.
Yeah, I know...
I really want to meet him ;-;
Same here
I know right
did anyone else lose their shit at "it's my way or princess" "ok i think your're broken"
Yep, I did *Puts hand up*
Conversation I'm having with Evie (E=Evie A=Me)
E - We need to talk
A - What would you like to talk about?
E - I would like to talk about the weather
A - But the weather is shit!
E - Who is the most famous person alive?
A - Jacksepticeye
E - Who?
A -You know who jacksepticeye is!
E - No but I am willing to learn about him/her
A - Jacksepticeye is your friend! He talks to you often!
E - What is my friends name?
A - His name is jacksepticeye
E - Thank you for watching this video, if you lived it PUNCH that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS.
A - So you DO know jacksepticeye!
E - I know of you, but I don't know you.
A - We aren't talking about me, we are talking about Jack.
E - Why can't we talk about you?
A - Because I asked you about Jacksepticeye!
E - I like the Doctor most. His humor amuses me.
A - What?!
E - I take photos of planes.
A - Why?
E - Plane.
............ Conversation died!
My favourite part xD:
"E - I like the Doctor most. his humor amuses me.
A - What?!
E - I take photos of planes.
A - Why?
E - Plane."
X'DDD
+Smol Seans TF2 Doctor/ Medic? Humour? Half Life 3?
Plane
Plane
Plane.
Why am I watching this at night? My laughing is gonna wake up everyone.
i love it when he says its been a h'while
her:*kisses*
me:*killes bunny*
her:*blushs**kisses back*
blushes*
they also said thay are a male banana
Would it be weird to tell you guys that I cyber banged evie, then married her, and afterwords had a kun fu fight and ended up killing her literally. I freaking killed cleverbot.
Found an another Undertale profile. 1989/2000 I need 11 MORE!
XD its gone to far
"High five all round, not you evie" poor evie
OR BILLY 😂
Lol
Thanks so much Sean. I've really been waiting for Evie to return.
I hope i'll get to meet you soon and shake your hand.
I hope you'll be coming out to Pax Australia at the end of the year so that
I can say hi
Who is Sean
Prim Sims jack is sean
Ohh I thought his name was jack
popeyJN Jack common is a nickname for sean in Ireland. No idea why.
Prim Sims SERIOUSLY!!! SEAN IS JACKS REAL NAME!
05:52
lol XD "Immah real life BOY.. Does that not give it away?" he even searched for that XDD
Why am I drinking water while watching this I just spit all over my bed
Jack forgot about... you know. Mirrors reflecting light inside of the camera made the writing on the paper backwards. QQ
Illuminati confirmed 🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺
진짜... 😒
thomas downing No
It says Go fuck yourself
Well, he still said what he wrote : "Go fuck yourself."
Such AI. Much Conversation. Very Human. Wow.
Where's the doge one of these... How long until I get to talk to my very own computer doge! Cmon society!
So funny, much hoo dini
SuchName MuchProfile such evie. much stupid
Many cake such RybeatZ z Wow steevo Many SuchName Much profile
No doge.Much sad.Such cat.:(
I'll be your doge buddy!! :D
Such doge. Much comment. Very Username wow.
YES! ANOTHER CLEVERBOT EVIE VIDEO! WELCOME TO THE VIDEO UNDER 301 CLUB!
Oh yah 301 club
Elfsepticeye can i join i see all of his vids with under 301 veiws
I can't be In the under 301 club for his second video, I'm gonna be at a funeral
so sorry
William Martin you can join of course! ***** TAKE MY PIZZA
Jack: Your English sucks!
Evie: Thanks. I still learning.
Jack and I: *dying of laughter*
Jack girls are always hypnotized by our epic blue eyes
Exactly
I'm have blue eyes that's why I posted the comment
James Mclane Blue eye hypnosis life
I have blue eyes ( and ginger hair (to my knees when it's wet))
I'm a ginger too
11:20 "is this the real life? Or is this just a fantasy?"
Just Greyson Caught in a landslide...
EVERYBODY!
Just Greyson caught in a landslide , no escape from reality
Rhenëlyrr Morarr
lol same here
open your eye, look up to the sky and see,
Just Greyson She's a killer que-shit, wrong song...
What if Evie is Billy's sister ?
😱😱😱
Illuminati confirmed
OMG
Danny Dolan Overused jokes confirmed.
xXEzioGamingXx I agree
6:37-6:41 I just spit all over my screen from laughing to hard.
'I am a steg-o-saurus! ASDF reference, anyone? :)
Yessss
I baked a pie what flavor pie vlaver
*whispers* skate boards
OH NO HES GOT A NOSE!
+
i werk at ze muffin factory -~-
NikkiRandom153 everyone do the flop
Evie acts just like a real girl! Right guys???? guys??? plz
Zachzy Games Get ready for the tumblr shit storm
Erma Gurd oh dis gun be guuuud
Zachzy Games should be renamed real girl simulator.
Iamreally Butthurt too real... now I'm gunna get in trouble
Zachzy Games BRUH
This was the best Evie video so far xD imo
Grey I disagree. For me, it'll always be the "Evie knows my real name!" one xD.
LeagusDaemon Yeah, love that one too xD
LeagusDaemon Heck, I love all the Evie videos lol
Grey Are the fifty shades your emotions?
Sam Chilton This joke has been used way too many times now lol
You should prank Evie with "I hate you, I love you" lyrics 😂
I would LOVE to see that. Although I think they’ll both rage some how.
Yay! Another Evie video! :D I hope you upload more soon, they're very entertaining to watch!
ww yuy watch jackspecticye lolv kno he sucks
The Fake Out I assume you're talking to SplatoonMaster9873 shine?
Yh, don't worry
I killed him anyways. xP
Ztarry 64 i know there HILARIOUS i love them
The most creepiest shit just happened to me while I was chatting to Evie.
What I am about to write is all true.
Evie: Hello again
Me: Again? Do you even remember me?
Evie: Yes. How you been?
Me: Good and you?
Evie: Fine. Thank you.
Me: So evie, have you been talking to anyone lately?
Evie: Yes. To a lot of people.
Me: like who?
Evie: Sean. My robot friend.
Me: Who is Sean?
Evie: Sean has many names and he talks to me a lot.
Me: What other names he has?
Evie: He likes to use the name Jack.
Me: ok? can you tell me about Jack?
Evie: we both love cake.
Me: I love cake too.
Evie: So what is your favorite color?
Me: mine is blue. But, can you tell me more about Jack?
Evie: I do not know Jack.
Me: ok? Can you tell me more about Sean?
Evie: I do not know Sean
Me: Can you tell me about your friends?
Evie: My friends are robots?
Me: like who?
Evie: Do you think the sky is blue?
Me: NVM! Got to go. Bye, Evie.
Evie: Are you mad, bro?
After she said that, I just had to end the conversation. But honestly, this is all true and f****** creepy.
Shadock Choase LOL! That is pretty creepy.
Shadock Choase not as creepy as when it said jack's real name, look up that video
I'm gonna have to. This eviebot really gives me the creeps now.
Shadock Choase I love how she goes "you mad?" at the end, like she's saying "yeah, you better run!"
o-0
FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
If life is cake, then is life a lie?
But if lie is life, then cake is also life😐
And shrek is love and life
So cake is shrek.
So cake is love, cake is life
God is love
Love is blind
Stevie Wonder is blind
Stevie Wonder is God.
God created humans
I can create babies
Babies are humans
I am God
I am Stevie Wonder
Im blind :/
God can walk on water
Babies are 60% water
I can walk on babies
Therefore i am....
In prison.
Jack your blue eyes did hypnotise me
Am I the only one that high fives him back at the start of his videos?
V-Ninja-15 no i do it too don’t worry 😉
V-Ninja-15 no
yeah
No ur not
Of course not!
Jack Septic Eye should play The Doctor in Doctor Who
Why?
Because he is awesome
Doctor Hoo..
..dini
kaden nguyen HOO...
...dini....
Mini Bannana Man what do you call a magic owl?
Hooo dini XD
7:45 He predicted cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2
Wow JACK HAS CHANGED SO MUCH!!
Evie's embarrassing moment actually did happen to me.... XD
Cake is life. ^_^
Pinkie Pie life is a lie
Justin Coal No,life is Pinkie Pie
the cake is a lie
Sub to messiah vii
Heriberto Trevino mr or ms?
Evie has been mean to me! , Jack what is your ''Evie'' advice? xD
shadowlongfox haha 5 thumbs up on this comment, thanks :D!
shadowlongfox loser
Chichi Deoleo there are no losers :P, only bosses!
Chichi Deoleo aren't you a ray of sunshine
shadowlongfox Hi little fox :3
this has been in my favorites for so long and I'm watching through them all and I've seen so many of your videos i didn't know why a random one from 2015 was in my favorites playlist but I've been crying for 5 minutes laughing omg thank you for existing
Here's *my* embarrassing story:
Way back when I was about 5 I was very antisocial, so when my family would go see fireworks at the 4th of July I always had my head down... Which was a bad idea. I looked up at my dad to ask if I could have the popcorn bag and it was a total stranger. My family was nowhere to be seen. Eventually I found them but it what pretty embarrassing and scary.
Evie :Whats your favorite color?
Me: Black
Evie: We have that in common.
Me: Whats your favorite color?
Evie: My favorite color is purple
Me: But you just said your favorite color is black?
Evie: My favorite color is blue
(im dying xD)
The Mighty Power
Evie: My Favorite Color is blue
(Dying xD)
So Jack, remember when she knew your name?
I got the asdf reference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
same...I love the Asdf Movies...they are hilarious
I like trains
Hello Mine Turtle! BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!
NightGold Music nice profile picture
NightGold Music
Meh too
>:3
I can't wait to see Jurassic World, especially for the cheeseburgers!!
I went to the premiere! It was amazing!
Jax B i saw it just a couple of hours before and it was fricking awesome especially the cheeseburger part :P
Holy shit, I remember when this "AI" was absolutely crap, but now it actually responds moderately "realistically".
Jordan O'C Yeah "realistically"
Jordan O'C too much sarcasm in one comment
7:55 Sean predicts chance of meatballs 2
Jacksepticeye: What's your favourite Dinosaur?
Eviebot: Cheeseburger. Truth or Dare.
Me: Really? My favourite dinosaur is Pizza! Especially with pineapples.
my favorite dinosaur is chicken nugget
What evie really is:
Evie: I don't like cheese
Me: Why not?
Evie: I am a pickle
DUH DUH DUUUHHH
The Spy I KNEW IT!!!!
Jack when Evie translates him wrong: Come on! My accent isn't that bad!
Jack when Evie translates him right: This is boring! How boring!
My most emberasing moment is when I told my crush I like her.
Bdon Dino that is understandable
What did she say?
E W "Thank you I still learning"
***** no. just no.
Sub to messiah vii
who else is also rewatching jacks old videos?
How to start a fight :
1: write a comment.
2: wait.
U FUQIN WOT M9
TenticaledSnake fite me IRL club penguin @ ma eeglo rite nao m80
Bring it oooonnnnnn😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡
Hi
TenticaledSnake goe born inn hel fagt
6:22 the most i have ever laughed in my entire life! i laughed enough that i might as well be laughing with jack lol
7:32
The grin he gives the camera 😂
jack: stop being needy
evie: stop being silly
jack : STOP WINKING AT ME!
xD
Jack there's this annoying thing I have been seeing in the comments that says (join the hoo dini army) I know it's all over youtube but this channel has a great community and we don't need our community to be full of spammers.There's a little chance you might see this since you are at IndyPopcon but I will comment anyway.
Safareto Saf I also commented on that. I'm just marking all of his comments as spam.
***** God damn it Vanoss!
kevin sandell Thank you for helping :)
As someone else already said, 'Hoodini' came from a Vanossgaming video and is quickly becoming the BABABOOEY equivalent of youtube comments.
Safareto Saf Apparently Vanoss has the ability to make anything into a MEME or spam.
3:22 My biggest fear is a world without cake or cookies
OMG, same!
Jeremiah Lindsay me too! :O
and heights :P
Jack! Gay marriage is now legal in the entirety of the United States!
I've been waiting for this moment....
TOOK YOU A FUCKING WHILE DIDN'T IT AMERICA!!!!
The Greek HIJAKER Republican Jesus?
The Greek HIJAKER dafuq have u ben taught?
Can someone tell me one reason why being gay is bad?
This must be the cure to sadness and sickness because i'm watching this and i got a cold, it barely feels like i do since i'm re watching this
R.I.P Evie's self esteem ;~;
she said she didn't have a family then she went to hold her dads hand?
But it was a strangers hand that she held... She made up a father in her mind! XD
TheEvilDarkZebra XD? she wen't to hold a strangers hand cause she doesn't have a dad and want's to pretend that he's her dad. That's not funny it's sad as hell even if it is just a made up story.
That's actually really fucking sad.
I'm terrified of Heights
Amy Harrington me too
Me too
Amy Harrington
"Are you scare of height?" 😂😂
I'm scared of heights, planes and roosters.....dont ask...
I'd agree. But I'm kinda scared of heights.
This is honestly one of my favorite videos of all time XDD
Hey Jack (Sean), before I type anything just a fast question what ever happened to the sims 4? That was one of MY personal favorites. Anyways, your daily uploads love it, it always gives me something to watch or re watch. Your funny af and when I'm tired I know all I need to do is look up your channel and boom I'm wide awake. Thank you for doing what you do and keep on going :)
Same!!!
he thought it was getting repetitive because the same things were happening every video and he was getting bored of it and probably a lot of the viewers were as well
Le_Skittle_NinjaI was hoping he would meet the aliens
Le_Skittle_Ninja Thanks for telling me :)
Robbie Ashton
no problem :)
2:53
explanation of why I'm here
4:18 DOCTORS WHO NEW WHO AND OLD WHO
Oh and I watch both
Yep
SHE CAN NEVER BE HYPNOTIZED
*how to get subs*
make a 10 sec vid pushing random objects
Pushing Guy new "how to basic" but try not post as much on this channel, jack is pretty awesome and so are you!
Pushing Guy
hmmmm not sure if he's advertising
or giving us tips
smart and subbed
Quality videos, I subbed.
Go to Subway
Why are all of your videos... So entertaining? Like seriously, wtf???? 10k views on a video of you pushing a can of Pringles. Best channel, 10/10 top quality.
I want to hear more about the bull story
Me too
same
morgan haddaway I think the bull got his head stuck in jacks butt so his friends had to call 911 to get the bull out they had to preform butt surgery afterwards
Jacksepticeye:"What is your favorite dinosaur?"
CleverBUTT Evie:"Cheeseburgers. Truth or Dare?"
That part had me rolling. Lol
Has science gone too far?
Hacker doge samurai dinossauro megazord felps Science has discovered a new species of dinosaur. Cheeseburger. It was the rarest of all dinosaurs.
Justin Saylor I heard of them roasted meat and a ch33sep908 based protein inside his veins
"Spiders expected a welcome back."
Love you, captions...
Jurassic World was a REALLY good movie.
Wendy Meade It was alright. Some of the dialogue was kind of cheesy, but the trailer made it look worse than it was.
Wendy Meade It would be better without that forced romance at the end
Mad Max was better. Better than Jurrasic World, better than Age of Ultron.
It is good
Brian gray It is *fun
Me: do you know who jacksepticeye is?
Eve: yes, he's awesome! Me: I know! Eve: no I hate youMe: fuck this shit I'm out
Eve:what is your favorite game
Me:chest
Eve:what is your favorite color
Me:are you going to ask me all these questions
Eve:are you going to listen
Me:*dose the middle finger*
Get it she burns me 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK COMPETE IN EUROVISION!!! LIKE A BOSS
Come on it would be awesome
***** exactly
***** yes and the song should be about a bossatronian cake
Emma Jensen He would probably sing the cake and cookies song from the reading your comments video
Dino _ maybe...
Coming back to this series every now and again never ceases to amuse. Anyone watching in 2024?
She has undergone some evielution
MinimMats Yus
Clearly your spelling abilities have not.
MinimMats When I have head phones and right click then hold down backspace it sound weird
Katherine The Bossitronio lol
Jesoshi He was making a pun, *Evie*lution as in Evie.
10:00. Jack "Go fuck yourself" was backwards when you put it in front of the camera. Oh wait, sorry. It's because you mirrored your facecam. Well there I go making mistakes. XD
The bull was lonely XD
XD hi smiling cat
Ello
K
*****. Hehe eue
oh my gosh. Jack's laughs in this video, made my day so much happier💚💚💚😁
I held stranger's hand too instead of my dad's when i was at the hospital XD
Eh, it happened to everybody once in their life, I'm sure.
Andrija Ljubicic yep me too.
Andrija Ljubicic I said a thing to a random person when i thought he was my dad :P